I did this IRL and got charged with “resisting arrest”. I tried to explain I was just on my sigma grindset but the judge didn’t understand.

@krimo5700

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to reality buddy. 😁

@mannagarwal5390

2 жыл бұрын

The judge is a beta man. You gotta assert that sigma mindset in the courtroom.

@BeRZerkeR_z

2 жыл бұрын

beta judge, you shouldve sent him to prison

@Zet9892

2 жыл бұрын

We live in a society

@Benzcrimsonitacilunarnebula

2 жыл бұрын

at least you tried

I'm gonna try this IRL Edit: I was shot 23 times.

@nerdgasm5949

2 жыл бұрын

beta attempts to be a Sigma

@pker3293

2 жыл бұрын

@@nerdgasm5949 beta fails miserabley

@flixs1353

2 жыл бұрын

How would you type this if you were shot 23 times liar

@robinvekety4639

2 жыл бұрын

@@flixs1353 European cops, they aim to the legs

@zenbozic6184

2 жыл бұрын

if youre black probably

The music should be sounding as if it was coming from inside the car. Muffled and then loud as Malvo slides down his window.

@lighto2240

2 жыл бұрын

That would make it an eternal video

@oftendead1819

2 жыл бұрын

Bruhh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@vysysys

2 жыл бұрын

SOMEBODY PLEASE DO THIS, (the audio/subs need to be synced too)

@utetwo9709

2 жыл бұрын

He listens to this song wherever he goes. True sigma.

@SanjanaRanasingha

2 жыл бұрын

Somebody pls do this! Following this

Jokes aside, if someone told you that dragon line it'd be the cringiest thing ever.

@poling1990

2 жыл бұрын

Real life cop would roll their eyes, call for backup, and get Mr sparky ready lol

@swans184

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah removed from its context it sounds stupid af lol

@collincaperton6718

2 жыл бұрын

That's probably why it was stopped being used on maps I'm I'm first place our ancestors realized how stupid it sounded

@Derikimi

2 жыл бұрын

@@collincaperton6718 What

@collincaperton6718

2 жыл бұрын

@@Derikimi what about what I said is confusing to you

lorne malvo is such a degenerately underrated antagonist. sigma asf

@mr.t.1237

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@shariar2278

2 жыл бұрын

Watch Anton Chigurh in No Country for Old Men

@xrhdin

2 жыл бұрын

@BalaclavaMilitantProductions U got to be kidding. Do you see these lines and this acting everyday?

@sammadkhan4459

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously malvo was cold

@ScaryTimeTravel

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamesb.9472 sigma balls

we need more memes with Malvo

@user-fartsmella69

2 жыл бұрын

Fargo never got the love, first season was amazing.

@NoOne-ky1er

2 жыл бұрын

The elevator scene is even better

@drivernephi7637

2 жыл бұрын

Underapreciated character it seems. Fargo Season 1 was really a gem, I really doubt the Cohen Bros didnt at least put a hand on it.

@prophetdeceitful4444

2 жыл бұрын

What movie/series is this from?

@drivernephi7637

2 жыл бұрын

@@prophetdeceitful4444 There is the show Fargo and the movie, watch the movie first. It had award nominations in Oscars and its from the Coen brothers

*“Don't put it in your pocket, sir! It's your lucky coin!”* ~ Anton Chigurh

@mukundasharma1869

2 жыл бұрын

otherwise it will just become another coin... which it is

@cothinker680

2 жыл бұрын

Oh well I don't see similarity

@1.618_Murphy

2 жыл бұрын

@@cothinker680 You're not grinding hard enough!

@meharaj1534

2 жыл бұрын

@@cothinker680 both are psychopaths

@trickelf

2 жыл бұрын

@@cothinker680 both are the same sociotype

Damn... I can feel the energy flowing through the room. Hits hard

@rikrob5172

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that scene became so suffused with primality.

@nightmind919

2 жыл бұрын

Gay

@jcut910

2 жыл бұрын

@@nightmind919 that’s ok bud

@sho3782

2 жыл бұрын

fax brother

@siyacer

2 жыл бұрын

Feel free to screenshot

He’s a beta cop because you can’t police a sigma

@WilliamsWrestlin

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely. Sigmas simply don't get policed

@dregling5884

2 жыл бұрын

@@WilliamsWrestlin Eventually we might choose to play along with the betas in order to help build their confidence - should we feel the impulse to help that particular beta, mind you. Then we just escape police custody to teach them yet another lesson - I only let you catch me to see if you'd know when I'd escape. The answer: they never do know. Because they aren't sigmas.

@Reagan1788

2 жыл бұрын

@@dregling5884 u r a beta

@pharma37

2 жыл бұрын

What the fuck is a "sigma" ?

@jeidenae

2 жыл бұрын

​@@pharma37 It's a personality type. Sigmas are lone wolves, cunning and putting themselves above everyone else. Basically, "fuck you, I don't give a shit" or something like that

Holy Jesus Christ. This is the only sigma meme that I will ever unironically add my like to.

@nickcabrera3087

2 жыл бұрын

Why are you acting like putting sigma music and captions over a clip of Fargo is a brilliant and bold feat? So much so that you chose to use the messiahs name in vain?I could have done this in 10 minutes or less.

@j75configs

2 жыл бұрын

@@nickcabrera3087 sigma does not care about the opinion of others because he knows that at the end of the day he is more important.

@Yonkipog

2 жыл бұрын

@@j75configs damn that means I have some features of sigma 😮 Wish I had all the features, like- remaining calm 😔

@j75configs

2 жыл бұрын

@@Yonkipog you will never become a true sigma male if you keep doubting yourself

@spongelob6872

2 жыл бұрын

So what is sigma male/rule exactly ? Couldn't care less earlier but this the 3rd video of this type that has randomly appeared over the past week. And I've never searched for it or that male hierarchy thing , but one interesting thumbnail , and now I keep getting these... And apparently half the comments say it's a meme and half take it seriously...

When "Scare off the Cops" came on, there was cosmic Laughter cracking in the sky.

I tried this irl and didn't gone really well

@arcreehysteria9805

2 жыл бұрын

You should do it every days #grindneverend

@karlmarx5517

2 жыл бұрын

beta tried to be a sigma, fails miserably

@Rob46373

2 жыл бұрын

@@karlmarx5517 I'm not a sigma :( or maybe the cop was more sigma than me

@itsDhiran

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe you are just alpha andd the cop was sigma...

@rotyler2177

2 жыл бұрын

@@karlmarx5517 actually beta killed him shot him dead in one of the last scenes.

I love how he was starring at him the whole time but it wasn’t until the end when he unleashed the sigma stare.

@moisturisedgnome1181

2 жыл бұрын

No he looks away for a long while whilst describing the second option to the cop. Movies aren't real life kiddo

@FBI-tb6dj

2 жыл бұрын

Which movie is this ?

@strenoo

2 жыл бұрын

@@FBI-tb6dj Fargo series

@FBI-tb6dj

2 жыл бұрын

@@strenoo thanks

After watching this clip ,I've watched whole season one of Fargo. Lorne malvo is criminal genius.

@Liberatedmadhav

2 жыл бұрын

Me too

@Mandevil

6 ай бұрын

I used to remember this video every once in a while and I finally watched it. Very nice watch

After that, the beta cop shot his future wife and finally became a sigma

@virginaxtinguisher9890

2 жыл бұрын

hehe at the end of the season it was the beta cop who killed the sigma lourne malvo and asserted his beta dominance. which means personality traits r shit

@alvarosoares3530

2 жыл бұрын

@@virginaxtinguisher9890 yeah, dumb beta used violence to assert dominance :(

@vegetainrain

2 жыл бұрын

Which show??

@alvarosoares3530

2 жыл бұрын

@@vegetainrain it's called Fargo. Each season follows a different fictional storyline

@1grim

2 жыл бұрын

@@alvarosoares3530 but isn't it based on true events?

Only a sigma could turn that cringe script into a masterpiece

yes now lorne malvo is someone i can really respect 👈😎👉

This worked. I went to a cop and told him, there are dragons in here at night. And drove off. That beta was so confused.

So many comments about ‘I’ma try this’…. And then bad thing happens etc. They don’t get it.. you don’t ‘try’ to be Sigma… you are, or you are not…

@tcmtech7515

2 жыл бұрын

The reality is, the beta cop just radios ahead and half a dozen another sigma and alpha cops stop the guy and drag his ass to jail. Where there be dragons there tends to be dragon slayers not far off.

@aaddiis45021

2 жыл бұрын

@@tcmtech7515 fact

So sigmatic, that the audio can't keep up with the sigma.

The mail room scene would also be good sigma content

I kinda feel bad for the cop I mean he was just doing his job

@Mr.Slinky

2 жыл бұрын

That’s not a sigma mindset

@reno2146

2 жыл бұрын

thats why theyre betas, sigmas are the ones who make others do the job for them #SigmaMaleAdvice #Grindset

@switchoffthelights2542

2 жыл бұрын

@@reno2146 you're too down the idea about sigma thing shit, kinda overdo it and that isn't a sigma attitude

@reno2146

2 жыл бұрын

@@switchoffthelights2542 is it? ive been seeing a lot of sigma male videos in my rec, so i watched some and decided to make a joke even though i am still uneducated about how sigma males function, my bad i guess.

@joshuastrydom9430

2 жыл бұрын

@@switchoffthelights2542 what a beta thing to say #Grindset

That shit was hilarious 🤣 Men, don't try that. That was reel life, not real life

True sigmas are merciful and fair like this. This is done in order for the beta cop to perhaps evolve into a sigma himself.

@maaz322

2 жыл бұрын

he kills the sigma if you watched the show and essentially becomes one

@pr4t559

2 жыл бұрын

@@maaz322 lmao

Honestly, walking up to vehicles that just broke a law all day every day as a living is a thousand times more sigma than a monologue.

@adarshshukla809

2 жыл бұрын

Wow. Now that's some real sigma point!

@OtherSideOfTheFence

2 жыл бұрын

For REAL. My ex husband Ethan Newland hires ex police to sell coke. Because no one rips then off and their responsible.

@OtherSideOfTheFence

2 жыл бұрын

No rips off a cop who deals drugs.

@visheshverma8561

2 жыл бұрын

That’s what Betas say

@a1919akelbo

2 жыл бұрын

@@visheshverma8561 Damn. Just got called a beta a a member of the bro nation.

The best way to get tazed multiple times!! 🤣🤣🤣

Don't try that with a state trooper or he's going into a roid rage.

I love how usually the sigma tip given at the end is something really overblown but this one is just to scare off traffic cops lol

How to tell the officer that you're on drugs without telling him:

This is amazing! We have a generation so steeped in fantasy scenarios calling back to fantasy scenarios of their childhood that they FEEL these televised fantasies imagined by gammaboi writers circle-jerking in their writers' room can be used IRL to establish their sigmahood as KZread creators. Dudes! You're business model is gammaboi porn. Given the growing number of gammabois in Gens Y and Z, you'll probably make a fortune!

Imagine if the cop just shot him while he was talking 😂 he surely seems to be armed and is a criminal

I love Lou Bloom from Nightcrawler. I love Dexter. But hands down, we have to realize Lorne Malvo from Fargo is the truest form of Sigma ever.

@Justin-bn3sx

2 жыл бұрын

Dexter Morgan 🔥

Lorne Malvo - one of the greatest TV villains ever.

Fargo is one of the underrated masterpieces

Look how his daughter is reaching him on the radio like it's a fucking payphone 😂😂😂😂

That should be an official ad for this series

Trust me, cops are never like that.. One can never intimidate them.

@ugly9498

2 жыл бұрын

Yes you can lol

@RitikRai-kc4oc

2 жыл бұрын

@@ugly9498 Only if you have an upper hand in power and influence otherwise no chance.

@ugly9498

2 жыл бұрын

@@RitikRai-kc4oc Maybe city cops but local town cops are pussies

@LGTVQHD

2 жыл бұрын

@@ugly9498 it simply means you are living in a different country than the guy

@ugly9498

2 жыл бұрын

@@LGTVQHD yep

When you realize that the Beta finally kills the Sigma.

"Sigma casually cruising, beta cop mad" unironically 100% accurate to real life

Sigma rule 1025: Do not live in a movie, because you will ending up in the Shawshank redemption

We need a movie of all the dank compilation of Sigma Rule memes🔥🔥

Inspirational quote from the Sigma's

from where i'm at, if you do that dialogue to a cop, you surely won't be found alive again.

why did those 2 mins feel like i watched a whole 3 hour movie?

Now that was some sigma stuff, I say. I wonder what series this is.

@zuesr3277

2 жыл бұрын

Fargo it is nuts

@PresidentialWinner

2 жыл бұрын

It's Fargo, it's great. This character is incredibly memorable.

@TheEthinicTrender

2 жыл бұрын

Ty, y'all!

@paulwurdig3315

2 жыл бұрын

Only the first Season is great, rest is bullshit

@PresidentialWinner

2 жыл бұрын

@@paulwurdig3315 I agree

the guy might be a villain, but he has kindness to spear lives

This scene got me hooked to the show ngl. First time I literally had goosebumps 🙃

Wow... Chilling 2 mins of conversation

god i fucking love these sigma male memes

*So sigmas are basically the people having criminal instincts, mafias, psychopaths, and killers. Good example*

@quentinhirschfeld3547

2 жыл бұрын

Beta spotted.

@ImOvervalued

2 жыл бұрын

"People are assets" -Sigma rule #734

If sigma hadn't heard his daughter's voice , he couldn't tricked the way he did . If beta has no kids and has nature of some bad cop ,he would have already thrashed him out of the car or get killed.

@anmolprakashlal

2 жыл бұрын

Now that is some practicality

@anmoldani6258

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely

Lorne malvo might be a badass and there is no doubt about that however, when it comes to lester he outsmarted everyone as long as it was for his survival. Long story short lester is the best protagonist throughout the fargo franchise (even better than varga ) !

Damn thats a good scene

Thank you, for writing in "cope" and not cop in the title. Beta cops aren't really cops, they're betas coping with not being sigmas.

@johnnyquantum8125

2 жыл бұрын

described most cops in one sentence

@DobroPlayer12

2 жыл бұрын

All Cops Are Betas, they are all slaves of politicians

I tried this once... I am watching this before finishing my last meal

Your sigma male dies by the hands of this very officer in the last episode by the way.

Is this what you want Lester? Is this what you want....

Sigma male is like that silent kid in the class

The guy in the car looks like Niko Bellic from GTA 4

2:14 Cop.exe has stopped working

Chet Hanks wouldn’t back down from that situation

@sammysalgado1475

2 жыл бұрын

Facts,chet would've ripped that car door out its hinges and hot boxed Billy bob in the cruiser on the way to the station

Nobody talks about how well this scene was directed? ^^

@souljaunt3291

2 жыл бұрын

What movie/series is this?

@souljaunt3291

2 жыл бұрын

What movie/series is this?

@huzaifahundercover

2 жыл бұрын

@@souljaunt3291 Fargo. Season 1, it is in the title.

@souljaunt3291

2 жыл бұрын

@@huzaifahundercover thanks

That sigma Expression on Malvo's face was pure.....

Just found this channel. Glad to say I'm now fully Sigma

There be dragons here: it is the reference to places that used to be on the map where no government had jurisdiction.

Haha. Very funny and epic. But don't try this in real life. Some people take it seriously😄 👍💯

It’s a good thing he has electric windows. Scene wouldn’t be as cool if he to manually rotate the window lever

I want more Sigma Rules Grindset ... On American Psycho

that's cool

I love it.

😭 damm the captions funny asf

Officer: *Calls in a BOLO and Sigma SWAT does a felony stop one block away*

The dragon Line means: There used to be dragons (probably metaphor for beast men that he him self took out on his own. "But that doesn't mean they are still there" he is now referring to himself being a ruthless dragon. It's actually scary how he calms delivers that mystic line of himself telling how capable and ruthless he is without using big motion

@evilseedsgrownaturally1588

2 жыл бұрын

looks like you managed to crack the code, well done

Sigma Rule: Scare off the traffic cops…😂😂😂

@AmanSingh-qn3mw

Жыл бұрын

Lol

the music makes this so much better

My reaction after the driver left : *WHAT?!* Is this a movie or something, cus that was amazing

@gc.macedo

2 жыл бұрын

fargo

amazing masterpiece of a show every season had such a wild story and character set

IRL the "beta" calls in the pack and takes down the Sigma. So the lone wolf has to either work with the group or truly go it alone. When a wolf goes it alone, because it is a social hunter, it is reduced to eating carrion and fighting with birds for the scraps left by others. Now bears and tigers and cougars do survive alone and isolation. They also don't gift a crap about dominance because they aren't creatures that live in social groups, like wolves.

@carlosandleon

2 жыл бұрын

Wolf packs in the wild don't have the same social hierarchy as wolfpacks do in captivity though. So they're all sigmas.

@handoverthejewgoldkyle3321

2 жыл бұрын

Except we aren't wolves. We're human beings. I don't understand this idea of comparing a so called human male hierarchy to a species entirely different than us. If anything we should be compared to gorillas, why compare to canines?

@carlosandleon

2 жыл бұрын

@@handoverthejewgoldkyle3321 Actually there are a lot of parallels between social hierarchies in captive humans and captive wolves. The key common factor here is captivity.

@carlosandleon

2 жыл бұрын

@@handoverthejewgoldkyle3321 And gorillas and chimps have very different social hierarchies than humans though

@louisazraels7072

2 жыл бұрын

@@carlosandleon Always found it fascinating, you'd think that over time they'd naturally find an arrangement that is more beneficial, prison hierarchies and social interactions literally make everyone miserable, including the ones at the top even though there is no vital resource shortages to justify the violence (food and shelter is guaranteed to everyone and there is no females to compete over). Also prisons were not always like this in the US for instance, back in the early-mid 20th century there was virtually no prison gangs and violence (especially group violence) was not as prevalent, they basically left each others alone, which seems to be the most beneficial arrangement in such a situation.

The "There be dragons" line gave me SCP vibes.

Thank you KZread recommendations.

people make jokes but this happening in some podunk town with like 5 cops on the entire force is not at all out of the realm of possibility and has definitely happened before. having said that, this video is fucking hilarious

No offence, but looks like a sigma fantasy rather than a reality... You'll end up in custody speaking like that and once the hangover is worn off, instant regret..!!

@LGTVQHD

2 жыл бұрын

No shit sire, Thank you for your comment I didn't go that path, that night. It's all because of you.

@denislukose

2 жыл бұрын

@@LGTVQHD IKR.. that's how you avoid another Chotta rajan-Dawood like stand off.. 😂😂

good to see appreciation of Fargo here

sigma male are the rarest male in the world but KZread finds them everywhere

Aaaaaand few episodes from this, beta fs up Sigma in not so pretty way. *beta becomes Sigma*

2:00 am- Wake up 2.05am-Cold shower 2.15am-breakfast,almonds, breast milk bought off Facebook, 50mg adderall 2:30am- begin workout,incline bench 2 plates,12x12 with 30 seconds of rest, no warmup. 2:45am-edging,4hrs (for disipline) 6:45am-cold shower 7:00am-begin sprint to work 8:00am-arrive at work 8:05am-get called into boss' office 8:06am-get fired from job for "repeated inappropriate comments" and "predatory behaviour" 8:10am-sprint back home 9:10am- lunch-raw cod, berries foraged on the way home, small pebbles (for digestion),50mg of adderal 9:10am-edging(as punishment) 3:00pm- bed time

@anasaadeez5263

Жыл бұрын

More like this

Don't ever do this they will beat you !! I tried now got bruised

Gets me out of tickets all the time

When I get pulled over I simply flip from Sigma over to Alpha mode, which of course is always pure Gentleman, then I take my ticket like it's a really small matter so that the cop thinks I must be a really rich man, then when the cop goes off to do other cop stuff I flip right on back to Sigma and drive off. I find that being flexible in my manliness works best for me.

How would you call a beta who is inmune to sigma influence?

@nothingtv3732

2 жыл бұрын

Alphas, they get killed instead of getting scared by sigma

Thats dominance I need in life 🔥

Is this series good?.. should i watch it?

I’ve never cringed so bad on a sigma male mindset like this lol

Movie/series name?

@xMoDzProductions

2 жыл бұрын

Fargo season 1

@ligmaballs3813

2 жыл бұрын

@@xMoDzProductions thanks man♥️

American cops would have turned the dude in the car into swish cheese

The narrations are killing me 😂😂

All these videos are actually showing Alphas, not Sigmas. Sigmas would just obey the cop because because they didn’t care to start a situation. Alphas on the other hand need to dominate all others. (Yes I am critiquing a joke)

cop: doing his job this guy: "beta trying to assert dominance" these videos are kinda cringe lol

@bunjier4041

2 жыл бұрын

They're supposed to be ironic humor.

@filetmignon9978

2 жыл бұрын

@@bunjier4041 I realize that now haha

He and Javier Bardem from No country for old men are the most underrated actors