You should move over here and your health bills wouldn't exist. When I broke my right leg in Tahiti I got a bill for $50K for three screws put in my leg and four days in hospital, but I did have a helicopter rescue too lol. Re the comedy; you can have all the ingredients but you can never be a cook. The first time I went to America was in 1979, and I went back the following year. I usually try to avoid it now unless I'm transiting or going to Hawaii. I had a red collie rescue dawg. He wouldn't go into any fresh or sea water until I threw him into our harbour lol - big fucking mistake; he was never out of the water after that.