my old mic was breaking so i got a new one, relax ya fuckin idiots

@NOSEXER

2 жыл бұрын

No, i'll panic.

@SaadTheGlad

2 жыл бұрын

Was it a USB mic?

@SaitamaPlaysGames

2 жыл бұрын

Ok so how the fuck is life going on fer ya?

@rhyskendal

2 жыл бұрын

is that the reason your voice is different?

@zaneythepainy889

2 жыл бұрын

this recap was very cool thank you

I never realized as a kid that they were just waterboarding the Gingerbread man with milk. Messed up, but funny as hell. 😂

@tinthatisfullofbeans

2 жыл бұрын

milkboarding, even

@KingOfNotHere

2 жыл бұрын

@@tinthatisfullofbeans No. Stop.

@meadoofdoof7997

2 жыл бұрын

@@tinthatisfullofbeans no continue

@supersatan7089

2 жыл бұрын

@@tinthatisfullofbeans yes continue

@notgood1321

2 жыл бұрын

@@tinthatisfullofbeans I'm interested somehow.

"decipher that, assholes." I love the direct call out to people wondering what the ratings could mean.

@techy804

2 жыл бұрын

Didn't stop people from trying

@HumbleBeing5255

2 жыл бұрын

@@techy804 did anyone actually get something out of it? I want to try it, but don’t want to waist time on something that has already been done

@EEEEEEEE

2 жыл бұрын

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@HumbleBeing5255

2 жыл бұрын

@@techy804 thx for preventing me from losing my mind over this

@guywithstuffsreal3153

2 жыл бұрын

A response to how easily decipherable the last movie's ratings was.

The Broadway musical version answered your questions 1. Farquad's parents were the princess from the princess and the pea (who died from rolling off the stacked mattresses when she was asleep), and Grumpy from the 7 dwarfs. Grumpy eventually kicked him out when he was in his 30's, and he then founded his city. 2. Fiona didn't have running water in her room, just a chamber pot.

Honestly, Donkey and the Dragon is such a sweet relationship and a pretty good message to kids, that no matter what your differences are, you can still love someone ^.^ ...or just encouraging a generation of kids to accept interspecies relationships...one of the two!

@hewwo2420

Жыл бұрын

or have it with a dragon :P

@joschkahd2788

Жыл бұрын

Honestly id smash the dragon

@MohitSharmaxp

Жыл бұрын

​@@joschkahd2788 and what would be your next gen be called? Dragonsapians? Homodragons?

@erebus2064

Жыл бұрын

@KamiKaze imagine at school they’ll teach them ‘How to Train your Dragon’

@MohitSharmaxp

Жыл бұрын

@@erebus2064 this world is done for then

6:41 "Everybody hates me cuz I'm ugly and no one wants to get to know me" Sheesh I didn't realize Shrek was this relatable until now.

@naifbashin3099

2 жыл бұрын

He doin accents makes me more happier😍🤣

@aglassofwater5420

2 жыл бұрын

Hello there

@vnstandup3252

2 жыл бұрын

Donkey is one my friends trying to keep me happy

@ahedgehog9297

2 жыл бұрын

“Everywhere I go, I see his face”

@mrpandasian8871

2 жыл бұрын

@@aglassofwater5420 "General kenobi"

Fun fact: when animators would fail to meet a deadline or mess up in their job, they would be punished by having to work on Shrek. This was know as getting “Shrek’d”.

@mog5397

2 жыл бұрын

This was also known as the "Rule 34". Search up "Shrek Rule 34" to know more.

@NichtNiklad

2 жыл бұрын

@@mog5397 i hate that i know

@literal-garbage

2 жыл бұрын

@@mog5397 what

@literal-garbage

2 жыл бұрын

@@NichtNiklad WHAT

@jakeagurerpower7126

2 жыл бұрын

Really

4:09 thats the first time in my 26 years of life that i noticed mr f*ckward standing on a little stool cuz he so smoll

"Most vile creature on earth: A fucking frenchman" Yet Robin Hood is English, who have been having beef with the French ever since both of the countries became a thing. So, that joke works on a few levels.

@rocksnrolls

11 ай бұрын

Most English noblemen in the medieval era were actually fluent in French, as you know... William the conqueror

@WitcherGerd

7 ай бұрын

@@rocksnrollsindeed, English was the language of the peasant, the serf who served their Norman French overlords. It wasn’t until 1326-27 that the nobles and king began to prefer English over French as to make them a country of their own rather than a sad copy of France

@rocksnrolls

7 ай бұрын

@@WitcherGerd damn, thanks for the history lesson dude.😊

@loki4807

6 ай бұрын

@@rocksnrolls The first ENGLISH king although he came from France.

@rocksnrolls

6 ай бұрын

@@loki4807 where did he rule?

“Most vile creature on earth: a fucking Frenchman” As a British man I agree

@peregrinus1238

2 жыл бұрын

Ewwww Bri'ish "person"🤮🤮🤮

@Leander16

2 жыл бұрын

Sunnex as german person I agree 😂🇩🇪🤝🏽🇬🇧

@doctatofu

2 жыл бұрын

As a ‘Merican with Italian heritage I 110% agree

@kiritotheabridgedgod4178

2 жыл бұрын

As an Englishman, but also as a human being, I agree. Can't think of a single country in the world who doesn't despise the French culturally.

@Rampant_Fr0sty

2 жыл бұрын

As an Irishman I have no idea what I am doing here all I know is that I must agree

considering the fart at the end was 4 seconds long, we can assume that the decimal he gave us will subtract from 4 to around 2.something, which to play it safe we can give it a 60-70% rating out of 100

@tylermcclure4723

2 жыл бұрын

He did say to decipher it so gold metal to you

@juliawhite5227

2 жыл бұрын

My brain hurts

@Adhdemon1

2 жыл бұрын

this man has deciphered it.

@TheEnd-jj5zh

2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit (literally)

@ReiSuzuyaXIII

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my gad tf pink stuff is coming out my brain and my head feels light

High boi forcibly having voice cracks is something I never knew I needed.

6:48 best voice acting in history

“the dragon eats fuckwad” best quote ever.

@Scott-jk5zk

2 жыл бұрын

300 likes THIS IS SPARTA

@kieranraj847

2 жыл бұрын

FR

@RRetrospective

2 жыл бұрын

Yes the time stamp 10:02 lol

Ah yes, legendary movie + high boi explanations = best day ever

@iwillstealbradyandlockhimi3523

2 жыл бұрын

This video evens out the fact that my school was put into a shelter in place due to an intruder with a weapon. Seriously

@deesterm4770

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@buggyyt5089

2 жыл бұрын

its like a birthday present for me.

@sensei_monke798

2 жыл бұрын

@@iwillstealbradyandlockhimi3523 America moment

@TheReZisTLust

2 жыл бұрын

Whats "A yes"? Unless you mean Ah

2:10 yes. This movie was pretty much a massive fuck you to Disney

@Theyluvbruen

5 күн бұрын

Bro wtf is that picture 😭

@MackingCheese99

5 күн бұрын

@@Theyluvbruen what picture

@Theyluvbruen

5 күн бұрын

@@MackingCheese99 in his room at 2:10

7:41 „Dreamworks doesnt allow blood in their movie“ Puss in Boots 2: Hold my beer

shrek is wiping his ass, wonderful, 10/10. I cried, such great character development

@ilyassebenana3824

2 жыл бұрын

Top 10 moments in recent cinema history, it made me cry and laugh and shit and piss and cu- "dies"

@screamindog8772

2 жыл бұрын

top ten hottest moments in animated history

@davidhong1934

2 жыл бұрын

Poor Donkey... He already took a bath

@EEEEEEEE

2 жыл бұрын

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@anthonymullins7089

2 жыл бұрын

Top 10 most emotional moments in cone.atic history

i ALWAYS figure out how to decipher his ratings

oml his voice?!??!

"A frenchman and his henchmen" and "Fuckwad's Fucksquad" really had me laughing. This man is an artist.

@Ace01aproved

2 жыл бұрын

That made me laugh loads the quotes my guy

@beaniefamily

2 жыл бұрын

High Boi could make an entire rap album with these bars 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9

2 жыл бұрын

WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE 😶😶❌❌

"It's wings are kinda tiny, it shouldn't be able to fly" Dragons are bees

@beaniefamily

2 жыл бұрын

Dragon Movie

@hm-sg9sm

2 жыл бұрын

The dragon, of course, flies anyway.

@nuttyboi6645

2 жыл бұрын

Clears throat According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible

@peterniewold1977

2 жыл бұрын

@@hm-sg9sm cuz he doesnt give a fuck what humans think

@Sovi59

2 жыл бұрын

@@hm-sg9sm because dragons don't care what humans say or think about them

I've finally deciphered the rating, it's quite simple really, that fart lasted for about 3-4,5 seconds, meaning the movie gets a 1.78 out of a 3

7:48 nobody talking Abt the poster?

"and get interupted by the most vile of creatures on earth... a fucking frenchman" As a frenchman who's already used french public transports before, I second that statement

@kiritotheabridgedgod4178

2 жыл бұрын

As a Brit, I third that statement. Doesn't help that for whatever reason, the French give the Russians a run for their money, when it comes to toxicity in multiplayer games.

@andreitv9921

2 жыл бұрын

@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 have you even seen middle easterners? they are more common in mobile games because reasons but I haven't seen anything more toxic than that (usually)

@kiritotheabridgedgod4178

2 жыл бұрын

@@andreitv9921 I mean, I'm playing on EU servers, so the majority of the time the toxicity is either from the French, or the occasional Russian that breaks through containment.

@andreitv9921

2 жыл бұрын

@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 I am playing on European servers too, but some games don't have middle east servers so they play on EU servers as well (I might have encountered more ME players because of my PUBG mobile days before they got their own server and might be stuck with that image)

@kiritotheabridgedgod4178

2 жыл бұрын

@@andreitv9921 well the majority of multiplayer games that I play have servers in Turkey, so the ME, South African and Turkish players end up on there.

Is it just me, or does High Boi not sound as high as usual?

@mdragzee282

2 жыл бұрын

Yea... Something wrong with his voice...

@samuelepassaniti7620

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I noticed the same thing

@BeeBoy2339

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. I was thinking about that

@tonycee1670

2 жыл бұрын

Yea I thought he had a new mic, his voice sounds very different

@ArielGonzalez1

2 жыл бұрын

probably a flu or something

I can confirm, that we Scots DO in fact sound like that 😆

Yeah, if Shrek wasn't Scottish, I could totally imagine him as Aussie.

This movie just proves that even a finger to Disney is just a masterpiece to us .

@amagrotti6768

2 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who doesn't really like shrek

@syedaiman5705

2 жыл бұрын

@@amagrotti6768 yes

@andreassteenskov5760

2 жыл бұрын

@@amagrotti6768 yup

@hetgamekanaal5820

2 жыл бұрын

It's not even a Disney movie lmao

@EEEEEEEE

2 жыл бұрын

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"The most VILE of creatures on earth - a fucking frenchman" fucking gold, this guy man

@Mabra51

2 жыл бұрын

No it's not.

@EEEEEEEE

2 жыл бұрын

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

@sowmyalatha8963

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mabra51 frenchman spotted

@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9

2 жыл бұрын

WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE

@gojitsar7505

2 жыл бұрын

@@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9 *second vilest thing

my friend started talking to me so I paused- 7:24

PLEASE..High Boi...NEVER STOP MAKING THESE VIDEOS!!!!....(In a Y tube FILLED BEYOND CAPACITY with left this...right that...smart this..dumb that... your videos are a life preserver for anyone to cling to!!!! MY ETERNAL GRATITUDE TO YOU!!!!!)

9:40. According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a dragon should be able to fly. It’s wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The dragon, of course, flies anyway because dragons don’t care what humans think is impossible.

@enjuci2754

2 жыл бұрын

Truer words have never been spoken.

@Aloe.tee4410

2 жыл бұрын

This was originally for a bumble Bee

@justasalad1232

2 жыл бұрын

Bee movie reference, nice

@user-iz7nu4wk3h

2 жыл бұрын

@@justasalad1232 I am quite sure that quote is A LOT older than the Bee movie.

@s1ushgaming

2 жыл бұрын

Classic dreamworks dragon physics.

I love how High Boi considers himself as an “idiot” (may be because of self-deprecating humor), yet we all love watching him. We love you, High Boi.

@Thatoneguy-el8xn

2 жыл бұрын

Then again, he did ask what kind of ruler LORD Farquad is.

@lando8981

2 жыл бұрын

Who is odd and why is he fucking extrovert

@Mateo-ov7xx

2 жыл бұрын

Wdym why

@dvoo3308

2 жыл бұрын

so much wholesmness my hert gona melt AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@Ecoryzer

2 жыл бұрын

Oh,i thought that was tumor lol but it was humor

I've already watched about 3 or 4 of your other videos and I love your content. You're funny and I am about it! Thanks for this gem that is your channel and secondary channel :)

New favorite channel! Your sense of humor is right on par with what I like, keep making videos my dude!

10:33 ok 1.782934689718200013 is pretty obvious, it's just the number where if you minus the golden ratio from it, you get 0.164900700968200013, then multiply it by 10^5, you get ~16.49K the fart when put through a spectrum analyzer results in a peak of around 16.5KHz (Take it with a grain of salt, as the one I'm using is pretty shitty) So according to the rating, this movie is 99.939818768606068484848484848485% perfect. EDIT: Forgot to type the K (to specify thousands) after the ~16.49. Thank you Marnus Koekemoer in the replies for catching that

@fdliii3519

2 жыл бұрын

That’s some dedication

@SpeedyFAST2006

2 жыл бұрын

You deserve an award.

@ebcL

2 жыл бұрын

Damn

@ilovedc9786

2 жыл бұрын

Man of culture

@MarloSoBalJr

2 жыл бұрын

So was it 99% shit or gay?

High boi sounds like a sexy, secretly depressed gigachad instead of the more usual homeless man addicted to crack cocaine having the time of his life every second

@forgottencorpse69

2 жыл бұрын

Same thought bruh

@rjs4176

2 жыл бұрын

What KZread demonetization can do to a man.

@user-vy8op6rr8r

2 жыл бұрын

@@rjs4176 no money?

@kore3746

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-vy8op6rr8r no bitches?

@SimplyDuker

2 жыл бұрын

Perhaps he's just both. Who knows.

been watching this 5 times for now.. this channel is GOLD!!! pleeeeeaase keep it up and thank you so much for making me laugh my ass out!!!

I love how every recap I've watched so far for movies that I have 100% watched you just entertaining bro 😂😂😂

"This movie is a shitpost before shitposting was a thing" I never realized it but now it all make sense ! Thanks for opening my eyes high boi !

@EEEEEEEE

2 жыл бұрын

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

@Herbertti3

2 жыл бұрын

@@EEEEEEEE F + L = E

@stevendalloesingh1214

2 жыл бұрын

@@Herbertti3 good point.

@Hello-bt9of

2 жыл бұрын

@@stevendalloesingh1214 Agreed

When he said “you wanna give her that shrek is love shrek is life” I died.

@lucassmith7770

2 жыл бұрын

I lost it right after. “It’s 2001, that video isn’t even out yet!”

5:10 Donkey chose the bard

High boi: it’s wings are too small. How’s it flying? Me: the dragon flies anyway because dragons don’t care what humans think is possible.

@sirmoriarty8230

2 жыл бұрын

Is that a good ol’ Zefrank reference?

@AmberCommentsThings

2 жыл бұрын

_According to all known laws of aviation..._

@mutantsandmemes

2 жыл бұрын

Literally what came to my mind 🤣

@EEEEEEEE

2 жыл бұрын

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@PedroHCF37

2 жыл бұрын

d movie

7:54 High Boi turning into a scientist

I love ur videos man, it's like binge watching 30 movies in one hour w/out actually being high but like high. And it is!!! Whaaaaaaatttt

3:41 love that Shrek reference

A masterpiece with a deserved rating score. High Boi never misses.

@EEEEEEEE

2 жыл бұрын

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@Herbertti3

2 жыл бұрын

@@EEEEEEEE F + L = E

@ReedyRadio

2 жыл бұрын

FAX

@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9

2 жыл бұрын

WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE 😶😶❌❌

@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN

2 жыл бұрын

JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM AND HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT SO IF YOU REJECT HIM YOU WILL BE SEPARATED FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE WITHOUT GOD OR PEOPLE, YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, YOU WILL BE IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER! GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD/GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE! HE LAID DOWN HIS LIFE & TOOK THE WRATH OF THE FATHER ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS! GOD IS JUST SO HE MUST PUNISH SIN & HE IS HOLY SO NO SIN CAN ENTER HIS KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. IF YOU ARE IN CHRIST ON JUDGEMENT DAY GOD WILL SEE YOU AS HIS PERFECT SON (SINLESS SINCE YOUR SINS ARE COVERED BY JESUS' OFFERING). YOU CAN ALSO CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT/SACRIFICE & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH HIM & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS TO HIM. WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS! MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/PRIEST/MARY OR SAINT DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE GODS DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ACTOR OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS! JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK VERY SOON (THESE ARE END TIMES) WITH JUDGEMENT! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! IT STARTS WITH ASKING HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS & INVITING HIM INTO YOUR HEART/LIFE, SURRENDER ALL TO HIM! IT'S ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR CREATOR. HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU! Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

OMFG I can't believe the universe is granting me the chance to watch Shrek explained by highboy while absolutely stoned I'll die a happy person

@luisguilhermeporto7094

2 жыл бұрын

you and me both my dude, hell yeah

@maxnax9356

2 жыл бұрын

@@luisguilhermeporto7094 you and him and me 3

@ShrekIsQT

2 жыл бұрын

@@maxnax9356 me too bro

@circesgrotto

2 жыл бұрын

I'm a her but thanks ahahaahah

@ShrekIsQT

2 жыл бұрын

@@circesgrotto mb sorry

This is no doubt high bois best work ever. Just an absolute masterpiece

Love your videos keep up the great wprk

"There we go. Decipher that, assholes." What's there to decipher? A clear perfect score.

@ThesisTheFox

2 жыл бұрын

exactly hahaha

@chinmayjain9029

2 жыл бұрын

indeed

The KZread climate of today had me not used to people ripping this unapologetically hard into stuff and I very much enjoyed my time here.

@ttkok11

2 жыл бұрын

U should check out all his videos he's fuckin hilarious

@AlfredSoul

2 жыл бұрын

@@ttkok11 I've been a viewer for a while, just hadn't checked in for quite some time :)

@EEEEEEEE

2 жыл бұрын

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Im surprised that a video with that language can be promoted in my KZread homepage... love it ngl... subscribed...

Shrek: I rode a dragon Donkey: A dragon rode me

8:15 This right here,this is actual gold.

"The most vile of creatures on earth: a fucking frenchman" I'm dyin', help me

WOOOOOOOOOOO LETS GO BABY IVE BEEN WAITING FIR THISSSSS!!

High Boi actually said smart stuff in this video (7:55) I am SHOOK

Fun fact: at around 38mins when they leave the tower there is a cauldron with a cookbook "knightly treats". Fiona as a "man eating ogre" could cook and eat the knights the dragon killed. So no airdrop needed.

@jaipii1285

2 жыл бұрын

WTF 😂

@doctorquacks87

2 жыл бұрын

It's been confirmed, Fiona’s a cannibal But not really since she's now an ogre

@gilbertonogueira3481

2 жыл бұрын

That's some Film Theorists material right there

@clarkbactad5155

6 ай бұрын

There’s actually a live action horror short film about this, just called “Fiona”

5:37 best Australian accent ever

Bro , I really love your vids and look forward to many more cuz they are hilarious and informative fr. Voice sounds different though.

First time encountering an Ad on one of your videos not complaining mans gotta eat juss your chivalry man no ads not even mid-way u god damn savage.💯

“Instead of choosing between the perfect housewife or a fuckdoll” I never thought of it like that before holy shit 😂

@EEEEEEEE

2 жыл бұрын

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farts have speed of 10 feet per second, so technically shrek gets 1.8 seconds of farts that equals to 10.8 out of 10 in terms of fart science (fellow idiot don’t judge)

@gymmyclassic579

2 жыл бұрын

Well thank you!

@user-lh8pk1dn7f

2 жыл бұрын

Wise words dude

@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9

2 жыл бұрын

WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE 😶😶❌❌

@supersillysammy272

2 жыл бұрын

@@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9 WOWW I DIDN'T ASK 😶😶❌❌

@enderdrane

2 жыл бұрын

Damn bots, always ruining the mood

New favorite content format

High boi and Minute Movies are literally te best movie recap channels.

5:47 Bro, I’ve seen this movie a THOUSAND times, and I’ve NEVER seen/ remember that scene 😂😂

@ATM05867

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah me too

Finally the masterpiece i was looking for

@resolute2307

2 жыл бұрын

U didn’t even watch the video yet

@darkidunutten1504

2 жыл бұрын

@@resolute2307 yeah but i know it has to be a masterpiece

@SunshineAIC

2 жыл бұрын

*The masterpiece we've all been looking for.

@slimcereal7604

2 жыл бұрын

On god bro.

@spamspace6878

2 жыл бұрын

I was also hoping for this

3:03 It’s called a turnstile, and I’m amazed I even remember that because I’ve only ever heard it once before.

Maaannnn this quickly became a fav channel lmaoooooo

6:56 That Mirror already WAS traumatized, you see it in his face as he tells him to play it "Again". That poor Mirror...

Just wanted say, I fucking love your videos man. You legit have me rolling on every video. You've recapped movies I fucking hate and I still managed to have fucking amazing time. You have a real talent for entertainment and I wanted to say thank you for the countless laughs. I'm excited for anything else you make!

@fayelarkham6920

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@barbaralacey8990

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@lordvader5058

Жыл бұрын

You hate shrek!?!

@HyrulelinkDK

Жыл бұрын

@@lordvader5058 Not at all! Shrek is one of my favorite movies of all time! Sorry, I phrased my previous comment poorly. I was just trying to express that even movies that I don't enjoy are fun to watch when he explains them.

@Brunoki22

10 ай бұрын

Just out of curiosity, but what are some movies you dislike that High Boi went over?

"it's 2001 the video isn't out yet" that one got me lmao

This dude makes very good trailers for movies 😂 U should do trailers for every movie bro 😂 keep it up

High Boi chanelling his inner Cristano Ronaldo at 4:00

@jxyden95

2 жыл бұрын

Fr i was thunking the same thing lmao

The noise at the end is apparently “Music” according to KZread subtitles. The more you know 😂

@narly.noodle

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@Matix1.

2 жыл бұрын

why tf do u watch a video with "built-in" subs with ytb auto subs what's wrong w you

@_jamesrayner_

2 жыл бұрын

@@Matix1. I turned it on at the end obviously 😂

Little bro really asked LORD farquad what type of ruler is he 💀 💀

My man is good with these videos ngl you

9:37 According to all known laws of aviation-

@darkhelmet12e47

2 жыл бұрын

Came down to comment this

"I miss Eddie Murphy" Don't do that to me. Also your Australian accent is easily in the top 5 I've heard.

Lolol I had to watch a few of these for 420 today (or technically yesterday) and this is one of the best ones 😂😂

I love watching these videos they are sooo funny. 😊

8:22 Just hilarious with this "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" - Comment! 😂

@TrevorD19

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. I forgot about that video, it is so cursed

i feel like high boi is unironically high as shit whenever he records

@indra95ify

2 жыл бұрын

Living life at its fullest that's what that is

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2 жыл бұрын

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Amazing work🎉

6:52 is way too true, how does this make it all into a kids movie ?!

"How did they get a whole sleeping beauty inside his house?" *shows snow white*

is it just me that feels like they need to watch him as fast as possible before the video gets demonetized or taken down?

@privithvikas6111

2 жыл бұрын

yeah he says the r word

@EEEEEEEE

2 жыл бұрын

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@Herbertti3

2 жыл бұрын

@@EEEEEEEE F+ L = E

1.5 million views in 5 days, good job man

Pinocchio’s friend: 0:40

High Boi has done it. He has explained the best cinema masterpiece.

@AsianPotatoPH

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed he did

@wyattmacdonald9017

2 жыл бұрын

Yes sir

@wyattmacdonald9017

2 жыл бұрын

It took long enough

@resolute2307

2 жыл бұрын

Bro what u haven’t even been able watch the whole video yet

@Funk_blt

2 жыл бұрын

How the hell did you watch this in one minute

9:33 "According to all known laws of Aviation there is no way a dragon should be able to fly. Her wings are too small to get her dumptruck ass off the ground."

Plot twist high boi did not get a new mic his voice just got deeper

U dropped this 👑

This may be the only time I had a genuine, hearty laugh at a fart joke. "Decipher that assholes" just sent me rolling.

I love how you’re basically a well made version of Cinema Sins. This is what they could have been if they put effort into making their references accurate, had actually funny jokes, and didn’t have that annoying tone and pointless sin counter

@chaiiboi3723

2 жыл бұрын

I like cinema wins better

@brandonm1708

2 жыл бұрын

@@chaiiboi3723 do you mean you like Wins better than Sins, or better than High Boi?

@prathamjohari8301

Жыл бұрын

@@brandonm1708 wins over sins but nothing is better than high boi

@phycopath2122

Жыл бұрын

Cinema sins will count the sins on this video AND commentery section

@humphreyshrimp2450

Жыл бұрын

especially since usually the cinema sins just point out the tinyest and least important issues to make their number bigger, whereas here its just occasionally ackowledging that something doesn't make sense, but that doesn't matter.

Hi, Boi, you could have said when you saw the dragon flying: "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that this dragon should be able to fly. Her wings are too small to lift her big fat body off the ground, but the dragon, of course, flies anyway, because the animators did not care what physicists and aviation experts know is impossible."

The picture in the background is so funny as hell 💀

1:48 That caught me Offguard😂

@13OraOras

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@kasmatar

Жыл бұрын

Nibba😂

@wispy_pinks

10 ай бұрын

AYOOO 😂😂😂