Cars explained by an idiot (censored)
new background music cuz i like it, therefore it stays.
might be a bit too loud but too lazy to re-edit and reupload so fuck it.
also might've gone a bit overboard with the censorship but also fuck it.
me patreon: / highboi
tweeter: / the_high_boi
main channel: / highboi
this is the censored version of my cars vid so here r the patrons of that time:
DjS
Erik Lauter
Eric
Mystogan
Devon Happe
bikram mondal
Willie Meyers
Murfinator69
Lilnugget
Jackson Emry
Bailey Solomon
Tolan
I spend too much on patreon I'm going broke
Levv
Enus
Damon W Wallace
Ollie C
How long can you make a name on this account, this long, or maybe this long. Huh, that's quite long. Oh my name, it's Luan
TheSmoked Alien
colin
Nick S
Cyrax_66
Diabolik Lord
Jonathan Qiu
Phil Mendoza
Travis Babb
Andres
james marks
Jolly Spook
notprezcookie
32bitfloat
Ducktant
MadafcknCheese
1FrostySlime
grandpagarebear
Hello
Luke 27
Mario Merlo
Clumsy10161
CrazyPizza
tookie mac spookie
MidJ971
DithersMcNimrod
Alexandre Kerscher
leek
Sam Meycalfe
Eric Johnson
Bobby Hall
Oliver Qvistgaard
Ben
3FacktsCommunity
Frederik Toft
jonas2002
Nikita Kovalev
Renata
Craig Taylor
Peenoise Plays
Billy McCaig
StreetzChic
Sad Fox
mohammed rezai
Paul Leidsman
Yasinan Channel
sewthedew
WhiskeyGrenade
Dominick19983
Jacob T
Péter Varga
liam heide
Cathy
ApimpnamedThanos
Filipe Medeiros
Der Maschinist
Sexy Mоfo
Brainrage117
doublefishies
Marvin
Garrus Balian
ness
Buffalo
RoseWater 22
Marco Ceppi
Paladin
Noaimy
Sjors
Zed. G
Daniel Van Tonder
Ben Bilbro
FreDiii
Adrian Acuña
Ryan Haun
C. Brown General Store
Spoon
Mark
Annaccident
Joshua Gagnier
Jaylin Tross
Matthew mathias
Booty_McScooty
Eric Mendez
Sammi Pritchard
Ryan Moore
Cyb3rWolf
Doohan Ralph Pattison
Nygren100
Lysol_
Marcus Cassity [Yeetus]
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Gonzo.Motion
ScrotumWrangler
Noah Hanfelder
Xanchovies
Joshua Merchant
Jason Luttrell
Dracogaming
CZECHBOI
Kai
Dominick Holguin
Dewasmes Oscar
bananaturnip
Vermont1777
Rusted
Bennett Stewart
Kevin Moreno
Eijironi
Maka Paka
CtrlAltDelyeet
Anthony T
Rellyn
Cristian Alecu
Stosh Reinhardt
NotAliasing
Jeremy Wendt
Cilliers van Heerden
Octo
Julius Mayer
Jay
The_Sanguimancer
MilitaryBull
Stephen wisnovsky
Mike vdB
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Inconsistent censorship makes it even more funny.
@ilyassebenana3824
2 жыл бұрын
True
@GlenWMusic
2 жыл бұрын
Is there like a threshold of how many Fs per video. Haha
@Foxtrot-51
2 жыл бұрын
@@GlenWMusic I think I heard that somewhere, but I don't know at all tbh
@totalro5049
2 жыл бұрын
best racing movie ever kzread.info/dash/bejne/hoGAmNmDpdvbm8Y.html
@tronnygd6696
2 жыл бұрын
@@GlenWMusic I’ve heard from other Chanel’s the limit is one that’s probably not true tho
How this man manages to demonetise a video of him recapping a family friendly movie is beyond my mortal comprehension
@mrgta-cj6wx
2 жыл бұрын
xD
@slysnake5617
2 жыл бұрын
It wasn't just demonetised it was age restricted.
@MrObamium
2 жыл бұрын
@@slysnake5617 fair point
@maramelthecat
2 жыл бұрын
True
@malankyshanky9877
2 жыл бұрын
@@slysnake5617 Worse way worse
A wise man once said "The Cars universe is hella messed up when you give it more than 10 seconds of thought"
@stinkypoop_
9 ай бұрын
wise
@suntanlotion4647
8 ай бұрын
very wise indeed @@stinkypoop_
Fact about the guy who voiced Doc: He was a TBF radiomen/gunner during WWII, and just before he was meant to be deployed with CAG-84 to the USS Bunker Hill, the pilot of his TBF had an earache resulting in the plane being grounded. Just a few days after, Bunker Hill was severely hit by 2 kamikaze strikes with one bomb vaporizing CAG-84’s pilots' ready room killing almost everyone in it. It was an earache that saved Paul’s life.
@talade5556
Жыл бұрын
So you're telling me Doc Hudson is voiced by Paul specifically cuz the pilot had an earache that week.
@hrunchtayt1587
Жыл бұрын
@@talade5556 Yup.
@SoftFryMildlyOverSalted
7 ай бұрын
wow thats cool so i wanted to reply but like i dont know what to say bruh, dang thas crazy, cool i guess
@user-kg8uz6wj6x
Ай бұрын
kachoww
honestly the airhorn censoring still takes the cake, it's funny as hell man
@mrgta-cj6wx
2 жыл бұрын
god i havent heard "takes the cake" in a whiiile
@Internet_Canuck
2 жыл бұрын
The Guido Pit Stop still takes the cake as the one part of this movie that never fails to make me laugh even after all these years later.
@Vortex-is9wt
2 жыл бұрын
Bs
@totalro5049
2 жыл бұрын
alpha teens on machines kzread.info/dash/bejne/dZl3rbmFqcu7cso.html
@markpenny523
2 жыл бұрын
Dkzread.info/dash/bejne/pKto3I-rg9q0mrw.html, it is a video I found online talking about the origins of COVID, and that the video talks about the west is responsible for COVID, I don’t know if it is true but this video was 10 years ago, and it predicted many things that have become true since then. I love America, but I am with humanity if this is true, if you guys can share this it would be amaziness
I love how "censored" version of this video is literally uncensored
@vovoyo6728
2 жыл бұрын
@@Pebec its inconsistent because youtube doesnt care about bad words after the 2 minute mark
@Bursty_Birdy
2 жыл бұрын
I thought it’s because he was talking so fast 😂
@Jeysr
2 жыл бұрын
@@vovoyo6728 rly?
@vovoyo6728
2 жыл бұрын
@@Jeysr yes thats how youtube actually works lol
@SuperDzack
2 жыл бұрын
@@Bursty_Birdy then why did he start to scensor the swears at the end? Does that apply to the end too?
10:15.... the only place where u need not spek or commentate.... the movie speaks for itself... perfect man....
I’ve watched this so many times. The inconsistent censoring and jokes this guy throws out is to much to forget. Big props High boi
“Do they(the Miata’s) drive around with their tits out?” Is one of the best questions mankind has ever asked
@allosaurusreviews170
2 жыл бұрын
I am so confused...
@WarriorplayzBeno22iscool
2 жыл бұрын
Not to mention apparently there is a car with eyes on her lights
@markmusk313
2 жыл бұрын
@@WarriorplayzBeno22iscool yes... your see that in cars 2
@Joumae_Saori
2 жыл бұрын
@@WarriorplayzBeno22iscool which looks weird asf
@markmusk313
2 жыл бұрын
@@Joumae_Saori your not wrong :/
ngl, if you uploaded the censored stuff on you main channel and the uncensored stuff on your second channel you would probs make alot more money and all the hardcore fans still get the watch the uncensored pure gold that your content is. Keep up that sigma grindset man.
@mediocri5y
2 жыл бұрын
Gigabrain
@elitec2743
2 жыл бұрын
YES GET MA BOI HIS MONEY
@slysnake5617
2 жыл бұрын
Everybody would watch the uncensored vids and not watch the censored stuff
@mediocri5y
2 жыл бұрын
@@slysnake5617 once he adds little things to it I would
@bigsmokecat3566
2 жыл бұрын
@@slysnake5617 what if he were to wait a few days before uploading the uncensored one big brain move
5:54 learned that last one the hard way
@nix1313
2 жыл бұрын
Oh god
@yeetbobok2852
Жыл бұрын
Me today guy me too
9:39 he gets filled up with gas as well. But after writing that HE’S ON LAP 1 WHY DOES HE NEED GAS
I love how he gets so raged about how the movie is inconsistent and makes no sense
@peterl3417
2 жыл бұрын
Ramon has no idea what the fuck he doin Ese
I know that youtube making you censor yourself and going through the process of censoring every f-word is 5 kicks in the balls each one harder than the last one, but even with the censorship the video quality still stands. So good luck and may whomst is in the sky give you the patience that you need.
@Jake.2049
2 жыл бұрын
Dickweed McQueen 🤣
@adambaba8198
2 жыл бұрын
yo same pfp
@totalro5049
2 жыл бұрын
write there " *iva kivock in pelea goala* " kzread.info/dash/bejne/mIppqZeMf8undsY.html
@normalhuman9878
2 жыл бұрын
And then once KZread decides your video is kid friendly, goodbye comments
07:43 smooth✨ "fck u brrooom"
@mesutseker884
Ай бұрын
Ima use that irl
10:05 Well, it actually is. The reason for the yellow to be thrown here is what’s called a “debris caution” in NASCAR, though it has caused quite some controversy in the past. If part of Mcqueen’s tire that was blown off ended up on the racing surface itself, NASCAR will throw the caution stating that debris like that is a hazard, and a prime example is actually from last week’s Talladega race during Stage 1 after the right side window shot off the car, causing a caution.
the fact that he has to censor some things in a movie for like 5 year olds is funny af
10:47 this caught me off guard lmao
Hey High Boi, you missed an adult joke in 6:54 Mcqueen says "He won 3 Piston Cups!" and Mater, spitting out his drink, responds with "He did WHAT in his cups?!", hinting that Mater heard "He PISSED in his cups" instead of what Mcqueen originally said 🤣🤣🤣 Anyway, great content as always!
@uflstallions_dynasty
3 ай бұрын
That’s barely a dirty joke compared to the ones he pointed out
I lost it at 6:07
Happy to know I was one of the people who heard the uncensored version
@senorblxde
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ilyassebenana3824
2 жыл бұрын
What do you mean? You still can watch it
@queendio7520
2 жыл бұрын
@@ilyassebenana3824 oh fr? I thought he took it down to post this one mb
@desertsmeagol7073
2 жыл бұрын
@@queendio7520 nah look this is a new channel called extra high his other channel is High boi
@t-nbell7013
2 жыл бұрын
@@queendio7520 The OG is still up but it’s age restricted most likely due to the excessive swearing
1:25 You now changed the way I saw this scene as a child!
8:25 I was thinking about when I saw it now, how tf did he pay for all that if the doesn´t have money at that moment LMAO 😂😂😂
9:44 Le funnist part.
@a-lambo-boi
Жыл бұрын
Replace Hudson with Binotto, (kinda without the prestige) and you get F1 Ferrari in 2022.
Thematic movie-specific censor noises would be perfection for me. Still absolutely hilarious
I think it's funny how only half of the swear words are censored
@baroodles4551
3 ай бұрын
Nah only like 27.2 percent
6:34 i laughed harder than i probably should have here
2:20 i don't believe it, I don't FREAKING believe it
You have both destroyed this movie as well as made it a thousand times funnier. Thank you!!😂😂
@BlakeSpohn
2 жыл бұрын
I do not know how to breathe.
5:02 The subtitles make it look like the cars are actually saying these things😂
7:44 im going to say this everytime i dont want to talk to someone
I can say, now as an adult I've got so many unanswered questions about this movie. So so many, as a kid though everything blew over my head because innocence I guess. 🤣
9:58 NASCARs can go 150+ in reverse, but when they do they usually end up going into the catch fence and lose an engine
@iffyfox9749
2 жыл бұрын
They can? Didn't know they designed a transmission for reverse top speed. They can't.
@anynonymous1585
2 жыл бұрын
@@iffyfox9749 well, it usually requires another car to spin them
@iffyfox9749
2 жыл бұрын
@@anynonymous1585 Lmao okay fair enough, you right
@gastis4689
3 ай бұрын
✋🤓 nah i'm just trolling, thanks for the knowledge
3:29, I’m currently dying of laughter 😂😂
@knightninja933
Жыл бұрын
Waiting for someone to say something about that
6:19 this scene scared the living shit out of me as a kid
@Cons_studios
5 ай бұрын
Same
@mesutseker884
Ай бұрын
Me to, I always questioned what would’ve happend if frank got em
6:42 he got 3 cups
I love how this says that the video is “censored” but only like 1/5 of the video is actually censored
@sqweeps.03
2 жыл бұрын
Because editing wise, censoring is tedious af😂
@Itzz_Ace
2 жыл бұрын
@@sqweeps.03 I get it but it’s still funny lol
The amount of censor here is equivalent to 2 corn kernels in 1 giant turd
2:05 It's actually more like lightning McQueen hates people with hemorrhoids. Rusties or however you spell it is basically analies for cars and that's why it goes on their back bumper
The amount of motorsport knowledge this guy has is incredible.
0:32 ahh yes *c e n s o r i n g*
How is it censored when he says everything he should censor He's the funniest dude i ever seen
@hyde1526
2 жыл бұрын
r/wooosh
The pacing of this man is flawless. Amazon should ask this man for tips on proper delivery
7:02 yes you are 😂😭
Thank God it said it was censored, now we can consider this family friendly.
I have some deep set nostalgia for this movie, I rewatched it recently and that opening scene gave me the bloody feels, I fucking love this movie.
2:53 This happens in real life when fear takes over the brain.
The amount of motorsport knowledge this guy has is incredible.. Thematic movie-specific censor noises would be perfection for me. Still absolutely hilarious.
Lol 😂 I watched the uncensored version already but this is just as funny! I love the airhorn censor xD
@KingOfCannibals
2 жыл бұрын
what uncensored version?
7:10 speed limits? wait could there be fines. Where would cars get the money to pay for the fine? how would they get a job? is there a stock market? How does sally have a job as a town lawyer? theres a school system? people who made the school system? were there car greeks? my brain hurts
@Internet_Canuck
2 жыл бұрын
That's not even the worst of it Sarge is a military vehicle reminiscent of World War 2 American Vehicles does that mean there was a Car WW2? A Car Holocaust? A Car Hitler?
@peerschulz2029
2 жыл бұрын
@@Internet_Canuck keep in mind that in this universe there are sentient aircraft and also sentient aircraft-carriers... Now thing about the implications of that. I mean does the entire navy in this universe consist almost entirely of people with some kind of vore kink? It sure looks that way...
@Internet_Canuck
2 жыл бұрын
@@peerschulz2029 oh god cars vore.
@thorndoll_52
2 жыл бұрын
Wait are people who like cars in this world just cars who are obsessed with bodys? How does their body even work?? HOW DO THEY REPRODUCE??????
@Internet_Canuck
2 жыл бұрын
@@thorndoll_52 Just don't question it.
9:21 "How about the bumbers he didnt get to hit"
@RORONOA_THE_YONKO_COMMANDER
7 ай бұрын
Lol good one
9:02 Drive Shaft
@DrFox_SCPF
Жыл бұрын
Pfft-
@afollower494
Жыл бұрын
Lamo 😂
I’ve never laughed at a thumbnail so hard in my life. I was actually in tears for this first time in a while
2:09 I did not notice that until now. Also is there any celebrity nowadays that hates cancer patients?
@ilyassebenana3824
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah there is a celebrity who made fun of a cancer patient
@supersillysammy272
2 жыл бұрын
@@ilyassebenana3824 and a celebrity that refused to perform for a make a wish patient
@franciscopenajr3909
2 жыл бұрын
@@ilyassebenana3824 And who is this celebrity?
@StarStruck7900
Жыл бұрын
@@franciscopenajr3909 I think he means SSSniperWolf There was a incident where she promised a cancer patient she'd do something for her but she kept delaying and whatnot and eventually the patient dies.
@MarloSoBalJr
Жыл бұрын
@@StarStruck7900 Welp, a life lesson to remember ☕🗿
0:21 kerchow
The Guido pit stop scene is a super important moment in cinema history
Respect to this man’s bravery and lack of fear for getting canceled at 3:19
@TheSmallPopHypothesis
2 жыл бұрын
Ew furry
@paragonavataroftheirontenth
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheSmallPopHypothesis i know that furry only from the femboy fun fact:one day you will answer for your actions and god wont be so merciful meme,and yes Furry....ew
@TheSmallPopHypothesis
2 жыл бұрын
@@paragonavataroftheirontenth I literally dont care about god
@paragonavataroftheirontenth
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheSmallPopHypothesis and i literally don't care about you don't caring about god
@TheSmallPopHypothesis
2 жыл бұрын
@@paragonavataroftheirontenth I'm glad we're at a mutual agreement that eachothers opinions dont matter to us. I hope you a very fine day, yharim!
Thanks for censoring it so I could watch it! The original vid came out around my birthday and it felt like a present from KZread for me to view since I have such an unhealthy obsession with this franchise. I couldn't because KZread blocked it since I'm a year younger than 18.
@kefpull6676
Жыл бұрын
😂"censored"
@hewwo2420
Жыл бұрын
@@kefpull6676 shhhhh the gods don't need to know
1:21 we didnt notice this💀💀💀💀💀
This LITERALLY is my favorite video of yours! And that’s really hard to choose. But I’ve watched this particular video at least 6-10 times now 😅
3:20 OH WOW💀
Now a real question here. At 5:23 there are plane fuel mark thingy's in the sky, but they are tire marks. I know it's a joke 'cause of well, they are cars, but they have actual sentient planes, we don't see any MASSIVE cars flying in the sky. So what is up with that?
@onionroleplay5512
2 жыл бұрын
It's car god
@Crimson_Tyranus_6720
6 ай бұрын
I have no bloody clue how THAT works
11:10 mase me laught so damn hard 😆 🤣 😂
6:35 when the car is “angry as fuk”
I love watching your vids, they make me laugh, keep up the good work, your doing a fantastic job bro.
1:35 I mean its the same as a hand, honestly nobody's hand is unique apart from their fingerprints which doesnt get imprinted on concrete
0:01 “welcome To CeArS”
I love these movie reviews man, they make me laugh so much
Evertime high boi uploads you know its a good day
I swear- I can't stop laughing at 10:10
i saw like one scene from this movie without context when i was very very young and it's been coming back to me like a flashback for all those years so i'm watching this vid now to make sure it's actually a scene from this movie and not some crazy fever dream i had. and it's real. it's a real memory guys. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. i'm so proud of myself
Congrats on 100k dude
10:39 ah yes fiziks
I personally don’t think the censoring makes a difference, the first time I watched this I didn’t actually notice.
I deadass had no idea until now that Schumacher was in this movie. thanks for the information, funny man
This is my new fav movie review channel
I was ready to binge watch your explanation of every Pixar movie when I saw this is a fairly fresh channel. Had a great laugh and can't wait for. Good shit
3:37 should he get electocuted? there are clearly light going from those wires. just sayin
@abyssano78
Жыл бұрын
The new high boi
I'm glad to know my fav movie channel guy is into cars (like actual cars as well as the movie cars) like me. Cheers m8
i can feel it ur gonna get really famous, subbed
So much shit has happened already and I’m only 1:45 into the video lmao
3:56 hi im saul goodman did you know you have rights?
This is the best thing that I have seen on this platform in a very long time.
dude, every vid from u is a banger, makes me laugh every time
I absolutely love your videos! Just wanted to say that I've been feeling pretty down this past week and your jokes are pure medicine 😁 Also bonus points for your attractive voice and the adorable way of saying "no, no, nono" ❤️
Lol I thought for sure you'd blur the headlights of the groupie cars, anyway keep up the good shit man, you're amazingly funny
LMFAO this is golden you need more recognition
FINALLY, IVE BEEN ASKING FOR THISSS
This feels like what a step parent is, sure almost the same. But it’ll never be the same
1:53 missed one
Gonna watch every ad for maximum revenue for our boi
Damn so cool you finally made a review of cars. Would ve cool if you would also make one of the other 2 parts xd.
Gotta say, the censorship isn't as bad as I'd feared. I'd suggest you change it up a bit (have multiple different sounds in each vid) but otherwise keep up the great work bro!
6:09 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 fucking Ainsley 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:46 HIGH BOI CASUALLY DOES AN ALMOST PERFECT BLARK IMPRESSION ON THE SPOT JUST LIKE THAT WTF
I love it when high boi talks about cars
Man he is too good at explaining I want him as a teacher
Man I really wanted to show this to my family and this makes it a little easier and weakens the chances of me getting beaten
Thank YOU FOR this vid 😭
Dude u have to make more of these movie recaps it’s hilarious