If I can touch my bathroom door while it’s open, but cannot touch it when it’s closed, does that make me middle-class?

@abseiduk

5 ай бұрын

No, if you need to close the door when in bathroom your poor 😊

@zorospirit3794

5 ай бұрын

110th like :))

@greysonsnow8809

5 ай бұрын

I'm middle class because the bathroom door is across the room

@mybutt7167

5 ай бұрын

It means you’re short

@mikeposey7358

5 ай бұрын

We dont use doors we Face the Nation hahaha

The turtle is dead and homeles while too naked

@realtrader450

5 ай бұрын

if anyone wonders why it's dead, the shell is part of it's skeleton. to whoever likes whatever i said: just why? it's basic turtle knowledge, no need to press the thumbs up, but still, thanks?

@darrenswails

5 ай бұрын

I paused the video and came to the comments just for this

@DrakonHype-1-

5 ай бұрын

Also, without its shell, all its guts will fall out! :D

@zlatipatipirati8096

5 ай бұрын

@@DrakonHype-1- You are right

@realtrader450

5 ай бұрын

@@zlatipatipirati8096 yes

“If a turtle loses its shell, does it become naked or homeless?” It becomes dead

@kingcobraarchie

5 ай бұрын

This is the exact comment I was gonna leave until I saw you leave it instead

@Gamerbrooke134

4 ай бұрын

I was gonna say that lol

@itsallspent

4 ай бұрын

You can't put your elbow in your ear. You can't hear anything in your right eye You can't see anything in your left ear

@kingcobraarchie

4 ай бұрын

@@itsallspent what

@itsallspent

4 ай бұрын

@@kingcobraarchie things humans can't do until a bomb goes off

“You can’t stand backwards on the stairs” Me: *stands sideways* “Does this count?”

@PnwFishing419

5 ай бұрын

Was thinking same thing

@IsabelMaybank-iv8jy

5 ай бұрын

stop I was thinking that 😭

@mrhermitoable

5 ай бұрын

just walk backwards

@zorospirit3794

5 ай бұрын

@mrhermitoable you are still front and back cuz you are walking upstairs or downstairs backward but you are nvm I can’t be bothered to write it all

@moonethealien

5 ай бұрын

Escalators: 😐

I'm far from my bathroom door when on the toilet and I'm definitely not rich.

@PKXDwonder

5 ай бұрын

I am rich.

@ALI.IS.BALLING

5 ай бұрын

ok?@@PKXDwonder

@TJmcminecraft

5 ай бұрын

@@PKXDwonderdo u have the latest iPhone?

@ithink3979

5 ай бұрын

@@PKXDwonder Nice to meet you Rich, I'm James 👋

@rickinstick4640

5 ай бұрын

@@PKXDwonderno one flexes they are rich with that pfp on a video like this, nice lie 😂

The turtle would be dead. They don’t stay in the shell. THEY ARE THE SHELL

First one hit hard. My ass poor.

@gth882

4 ай бұрын

Don't let labels ruin stuff 4 you

“What is baby oil made of?” IF I HEAR THAT ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO RAGE!

@120DisneyFan-sh6nc

5 ай бұрын

…..what is virgin oil made of…..

@sappypaws

5 ай бұрын

​@@120DisneyFan-sh6ncVirgin pressed Olives

@serenedione

5 ай бұрын

What is baby oil made of⁉️🥴

@robertpeppel8160

4 ай бұрын

Mineral oil

@tking7737

4 ай бұрын

@@robertpeppel8160 Bruh I’m not asking

If a turtle Loses it’s shell it’s not naked or homeless It’s disabled

@sakura___

5 ай бұрын

Would be dead the shell is it mid part of the skeleton

@Happyradio1234

5 ай бұрын

like me

@DandyParrott

5 ай бұрын

It would be dead. The shell is holding all their insides together. It can't be removed without killing the turtle.

@user-xb6ev1jf8r

5 ай бұрын

it's dead

@juliebaker6969

4 ай бұрын

It's actually dead. It's shell is it's backbone and ribs.

The eyeball one gave me a new intursive though 💡

@DrMilazzoDVM

4 ай бұрын

I was looking for this comment 😂😂😂😂

To begin, you're probably wondering, “What is baby oil?” Baby oil is comprised mostly of (MINERAL OIL) a colorless, odorless liquid made from highly refined petroleum. Lubricating mineral oils are most often created for one of two purposes: industrial uses and more highly refined consumer-grade uses.

@justsomedayfall-ky2lt

5 ай бұрын

hope that helped..

"your eyeball will probably never touch another eyeball" Me: wanna bet?

@AprilManno

5 ай бұрын

Hold my beer 😆

@ericayoung6550

3 ай бұрын

You freaky😅😅

And 12:00 am sounds like it should be in the daylight and 12:00 pm should be when it’s dark.

@alisonbarrett3379

4 ай бұрын

Totally agree. I've always thought this.

If a turtle loses its shell,it probably just became someone's stew.

The turtle is dead, it just doesn't know it yet.

I want to be the person that plays with all the goofy stuff on here, looks very satisfying.

@user-cr2nd9hu5v

5 ай бұрын

FORTEAL 🎉😂

@TinaW1983

4 ай бұрын

Me too, lol

A hospital is where you started and ended

@stephenphillips7699

5 ай бұрын

My dad was born in his parents' house.

@tb7771

4 ай бұрын

My Mother died at home.

@shortybeck6901

3 ай бұрын

My grandma was born at home and died at home.

If a turtle loses its shell, it’ll be replaced with a shoe box bc it’s 💀

@Intelligence_Core3

5 ай бұрын

No, turtles ARE their shell

@flippyracetarney7866

5 ай бұрын

@@Intelligence_Core3no they aren’t, get your brain cells straight

@TMNTLOVER24

5 ай бұрын

@@flippyracetarney7866I mean they kinda are since the shell is part of their skeleton

@sappypaws

5 ай бұрын

​@@flippyracetarney7866I think you need your brain cells checked out. It's a part of their spine.

@flippyracetarney7866

5 ай бұрын

@@TMNTLOVER24 yea

Vegetable oil is made from cotton seed, not Vegetables.

“your eyes will probably not touch another eye” “your lips will probably not touch other lips”

Every one of these had me 😂😅😂!!

If a turtle loses its shell its dead while being homeless WHILE naked 😂

Why would I touch my door while pooping??😂

@adonian

5 ай бұрын

to be sure no one comes in?

@Art.and.Hamsters

5 ай бұрын

@@adonian Why wouldn’t you just lock the door??

@adonian

5 ай бұрын

just that damn paranoid feeling, I guess. I always locke it, but keep checking over and over 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂🤦‍♂@@Art.and.Hamsters

@sappypaws

5 ай бұрын

​@@Art.and.HamstersWe are poor remember?

@mrs.tcampbell1249

3 ай бұрын

What if you ran out of toilet paper and there's none in there?

If a turtle loses its shell, it would be dead because the turtles shell is actually a part of its body turtle shells, or modified rib cages

@aliciamcanuff5843

5 ай бұрын

I meant to say turtle shells are modified rib cages

I can't touch the door, but I'm still broke 🤙🏼

Of course you can stand backwards on stairs.

@Art.and.Hamsters

5 ай бұрын

How? You would be facing down or up if you turned around.

@tommyordoyne7461

5 ай бұрын

​@@Art.and.Hamsters a person talking to you could be behind you You can walk up or down the stairs backward too

@adenchams2371

5 ай бұрын

You just have to keep moving

@christinekroenke2661

5 ай бұрын

It says STAND backwards not climb up or down backwards. I can Definitely stand backwards on my stairs

@TaurusMoon-hu3pd

5 ай бұрын

​@@christinekroenke2661It's a word trick. If you stand on your stairs, facing either direction, you can't be "backwards," because stairs go in either direction. So there's no frontwards or backwards. You can walk up or down them facing backwards, but not stand. 😮 Mind fockery. 😂

my eyeball has touched someone elses eyeball in an attempt to do a butterfly kiss

"hello doc?, yeah hes driving me and my family insane."

my bathroom doesnt even have a door ☠️

If you stand on your stairs facing up (or down), then turn around, you're not "backwards," you're just facing downward (or upwards). You can only be "backwards" if you're moving.

Did you know the turtles shell is their SPINE?!?!

@nathalieduverna6963

5 ай бұрын

Exactly, that's why I said both

@TaurusMoon-hu3pd

5 ай бұрын

And ribcage

"3AM feels more like the middle of the night than midnight does" LMAOOO sooooo true! why is it so true?

And if you walk backwards in your slides there actually called flop flips.

@zydration3538

5 ай бұрын

What about here?

@amp3649

5 ай бұрын

@@zydration3538 ??

shit ig im not rich

Mfs when they touch there bathroom door but it’s on there private jet: 🤑😵‍💫

You can’t stand on the stairs backwards CAUSE THERE IS NO BACKWARDS. you be like: yeah EXACTLY

I can stand backwards on stairs when I am going up.

I taught myself to go downstairs backward when my knees were bone on bone. It was less painful on my knees to go down backward on the stairs. My 5 year old grandson likes it so much that he has a lot of fun going backward down the stairs!!❤❤❤❤😇

If a turtle is out of its shell it is definitely dead 💀

A turtle with no shell is called Louisiana gumbo.

Standing backwards on stairs to descend is a must for me, bad knees prevent me from going down forwards

Baby oil, like baby back ribs 😂

“You can’t stand backwards on a staircase” Me: “Yes you ca- oh.”

Baby oil is made of... ...babies

@TaurusMoon-hu3pd

5 ай бұрын

Baby what? 😮

Squishy pink, clear, green goop!! Soooo satisfying to watch. Thanks, much appreciated.

Bro made me transcend reality

The turtle is both naked and homeless.

The baby oil one got me 💀

If you can touch your bathroom door while on the toilet , your probably not rich 😂❤

That turtle question made me buss out laughing. I think i woke somebody.😂

The stairs comment got me.😂😂😂😂😮😮

HAHA JOKES ON YOU *I don't have a bathroom door..*

@kaizbroz

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Straight up though-LOL😭🙊🙋‍♀️

The first one😂 damn....I can touch my door while I 💩

I can stand backwards on stairs

You can't stand backwards on the stairs but you can stand upside down😂

I tried to touch my bathroom door before he even finished the sentence.. intrusive thoughts won.. 😂😂

"Your eyeball will probably never touch another eyeball" TikTokers:" Challenge accepted.

3 am feels like morning for me and 10pm feels like midnight to me. Only because I work that early in the morning.

These are visually sumptous..bravo!

"It'll a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or homeless" dead...

BrainBlud:you cannot stand backwards on stairs Me:oh yeah I can stand backwards on the st-*falls over*

I can touch both of my bathroom doors the house cost almost 1 mill 😂 gotta love inflation 😅

Stopping little children from saying first 😤

@thecrownedcrimnals7467

5 ай бұрын

lol

@Art.and.Hamsters

5 ай бұрын

lol

The eyeball one 😂😂 so random

It depends on which of THREE BATHROOMS IM IN

Just wake up , touch the door standing up while pooping on the floor lol

Standing backwards on the stairs would make me feel funny. Imagining myself standing backwards on the stairs makes my legs feel weird. Whenever I’m trying to sleep or I think of falling off something, it makes my body feel like I’m actually falling or floating… it’s kind of comforting but also strange.

Your eyeball will "PROBABLY" never touch another eyeball...

that one guy in bushes:🗿

3:00 AM feels like a portal opened somewhere.

Great mund teasers! 😅😂❤

When I open my fridge I look for expired food😂

Lol this would be .. if delivered correct.. be good stand up Comedy material 😂😂😂

If a turtle loses its shell, it's dead bro. Lmao

The lightbulb is a symbol of a bright idea because it sheds light on something 💡

random fact if you yell skibidi toilet 100 times at 3am a beast called mum will beat yo ass

That first one was harsh🤣 you didn’t have to say it like that😭 no condition is permanent

I definitely went to the stairs 😂

I've never been able to touch my bathroom door while sitting.

The turtle is dead if take of its shell that’s it’s spine! That’s like saying “if I rip out your spine, r u naked r homeless?”

This guy thinks turtles are like hermit crabs😂

“If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or did it lose its home?” Me be like “It’s dead!”

My eyeball has touched another persons. And let me tell you, it sucks and feels weird af

If a turtle loses its shell, it’s dead 😂

It depends on which bathroom I use. The main floor one is tiny. Basically a 3x3 like space. But the basement got a giant bathroom with a walk in closet and everything. Most of my friends call me “the rich friend” too so that counts for something

If you have to do a test in your bathroom to find out if you’re rich, you probably not rich. If you’re rich, you know you’re rich.😂

If a turtle loses its shell, its dead. That's the dumbest question.

This is why some call it a "bin liner" & not a "trash bag".

If a turtle isn’t have a shell, it’s dead

If a turtle loses it's shell, it's dead.

Vegetable oil is usually made from corn which is not a vegetable but a grain

The eye one qas hilarious cause I'd hope that'd never happen

“If a turtle loses its shell, does it become naked or homeless?” it looses half of its bone and organs and dies.

I literally touched my door before he finished his sentence 😭

My bathroom door handle is in my ear... at the moment.

My eyeball has touched another eyeball....accidentally

"Baby oil is made from babies"🤣😭😨😰💀

Me with a weirdly shaped bathroom floor plan 😏

Yes I can touch the door when pooping and I can reach the fridge when eating. That just makes me privileged because I don't have to walk far to reach these things. Life's good.