Should Your Boyfriend Play Returnal?

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The first big PS5 exclusive since the dang thing launched is finally here! And it's so hard nobody is sure they want to pay $70 for it. In today's episode find outs how many of our runs were ruined by dangerous foes such as tentacles and auto-updates. #returnal #ps5
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  • @fireguardianx
    @fireguardianx3 жыл бұрын

    This here is the moment Shelby went from casual to dark souls gamer

  • @Naurto56894

    @Naurto56894

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol fr fr 😂😂😂. Seeing the switch live is so amusing

  • @glendarjj3991

    @glendarjj3991

    3 жыл бұрын

    Backseat gamer -> occasional gamer -> completed bioshock -> casual gamer -> dark souls gamer It's been a fun arc

  • @strangething7379

    @strangething7379

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is the exact moment Shelby became Heisenberg

  • @abhishekvvs8622

    @abhishekvvs8622

    3 жыл бұрын

    And the final stage, a destiny player

  • @glendarjj3991

    @glendarjj3991

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@strangething7379 shelsenberg

  • @tovbyte
    @tovbyte3 жыл бұрын

    Okay, I definitely wasn’t prepared for Shelby gamer-shaming us

  • @solokalnesaltam3015

    @solokalnesaltam3015

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's when I gave a like to the vid lol

  • @pickledparsleyparty

    @pickledparsleyparty

    3 жыл бұрын

    That portion of the video was the only catharsis I need to get this fine Sunday started.

  • @mentalmadness2192

    @mentalmadness2192

    3 жыл бұрын

    😢😭😭😭😭

  • @LifeWatcher

    @LifeWatcher

    3 жыл бұрын

    Shelby gamer is a darkest's timeline Shelby.

  • @xsomeNOOBx

    @xsomeNOOBx

    3 жыл бұрын

    Took the video to another level. Might I suggest working for Kotaku?

  • @Dinomatrix21
    @Dinomatrix213 жыл бұрын

    Shelby sitting there at the end with that "My dad can beat up your dad" energy.

  • @daniell.gallardo8913

    @daniell.gallardo8913

    3 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @TribalPhoenix1
    @TribalPhoenix13 жыл бұрын

    Anyone who has played Returnal will know that having only 18 deaths is pretty damn impressive!

  • @JackgarPrime

    @JackgarPrime

    3 жыл бұрын

    I got it in 15, but there were definitely some close calls! Crashes are obnoxious though.

  • @christopherjones8367

    @christopherjones8367

    3 жыл бұрын

    Before I started my platinum attempt, I was sitting at something like 75 deaths. So f*ck all y’all

  • @franzkuntschnig1320

    @franzkuntschnig1320

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@christopherjones8367 I think I am already close to that in biome 3 😂

  • @TheNegativeDude

    @TheNegativeDude

    Жыл бұрын

    once you understand the game and level up your guns, its really not that hard. I died a lot in the first 1-3 levels but finished 4-6 on the first try. I almost never died on NG+. And i played for almost 100 hours. 4-6 also have way better perks on guns like healing rounds and turrets that make the game far easier.

  • @MeggaMann_theBlueLion

    @MeggaMann_theBlueLion

    Жыл бұрын

    I dare not even say the number of deaths I have 👀

  • @zotaninoron3548
    @zotaninoron35483 жыл бұрын

    Shelby is now a toxic enough gamer to be ready for League.

  • @zotaninoron3548

    @zotaninoron3548

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Ryoshikari I think she was making a gag, and I was too. Unfortunately, you took it too seriously. Its honestly fine it people have the critique that the game is overly difficult and they'd like more accessible modes. I think it is appropriate for games to offer means to tailor the experience to their own tastes, if they so wish.

  • @yordlejay6820

    @yordlejay6820

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@zotaninoron3548 when truly difficult games are literally the rarest thing in gaming, nah people can bugger off. You don't have to play every single game that comes out.

  • @ryanweible9090

    @ryanweible9090

    3 жыл бұрын

    needs more russian

  • @matheus.bueno47

    @matheus.bueno47

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@zotaninoron3548 Not every game needs to be tailored for everybody. Some games lose artistic integrity by making it easier, some games are meant to be hard because it is the part of the experience.

  • @Gyork_

    @Gyork_

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@zotaninoron3548 No one should be entitled to beat a game, it's a game you play by the game's rules.

  • @luthegamecat922
    @luthegamecat9223 жыл бұрын

    Nothing is more gamer than making fun of people who couldn’t beat a game when you yourself did not beat the game. God I love this channel.

  • @wackyworldofwyatt5041

    @wackyworldofwyatt5041

    3 жыл бұрын

    Trueeeeeeeee

  • @hpqphpqp

    @hpqphpqp

    3 жыл бұрын

    yup, pure Essence of Gamer(TM) right there

  • @toasToaTs

    @toasToaTs

    3 жыл бұрын

    Git gud

  • @3LANCER

    @3LANCER

    3 жыл бұрын

    Most people that do that don't even own a PS5 lmao

  • @slickspidey

    @slickspidey

    3 жыл бұрын

    They did but ok lol

  • @sanjeethmahendrakar
    @sanjeethmahendrakar3 жыл бұрын

    It's hilarious and Adorable that Shelby is so proud that her boyfriend is the type of gamer who clears the hard stuff with relative ease.

  • @computersocsci

    @computersocsci

    3 жыл бұрын

    He makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze.

  • @shounen17

    @shounen17

    3 жыл бұрын

    My wife married me for other things, but she doesn't appreciate what a hot stud I am from a gaming perspective. :/

  • @mbalukimwagastika3259

    @mbalukimwagastika3259

    3 жыл бұрын

    How we wish our significant other would praise us for our lifeworks. Yes gaming is your life and living is a hobby.

  • @rhodie9338

    @rhodie9338

    3 жыл бұрын

    Shelby doesn't talk trash, she talks smack. They're totally different. Trash talk is hypothetical, like: Your mom is so fat she can eat the internet. But smack talk is happening like right now. Like: You're ugly and I know it for a fact 'cause I got the evidence right there.

  • @benwallerstein539

    @benwallerstein539

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@shounen17 rip bro

  • @mkszaq1xsw2
    @mkszaq1xsw23 жыл бұрын

    I'm really enjoying Shelby's character arc.

  • @WidowmakersAss
    @WidowmakersAss3 жыл бұрын

    as soon as shelby said “git gud scrubs”, I knew we lost her to the dark side

  • @hoodiesticks

    @hoodiesticks

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dear God, what have we done

  • @rollerskdude

    @rollerskdude

    3 жыл бұрын

    She is now ready for MOBA type games. LOL and Dota here we come.

  • @AlexH84

    @AlexH84

    3 жыл бұрын

    We’ve won, but at what cost?

  • @tle90

    @tle90

    3 жыл бұрын

    *strong side

  • @Vesperitis

    @Vesperitis

    3 жыл бұрын

    Good... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD...

  • @icarusgaming6269
    @icarusgaming62693 жыл бұрын

    Matt, she's ready. Put her through Dark Souls

  • @TheRubenpit

    @TheRubenpit

    3 жыл бұрын

    You know what to do matt

  • @glendarjj3991

    @glendarjj3991

    3 жыл бұрын

    She's either going to be really annoyed by dark souls or love it... And be really annoyed at dark souls

  • @GirlfriendReviews

    @GirlfriendReviews

    3 жыл бұрын

    We've already reviewed that! Where ya been?

  • @awesomemark1234100

    @awesomemark1234100

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@GirlfriendReviews No Shelby, you need to play Dark Souls 😈

  • @glendarjj3991

    @glendarjj3991

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@GirlfriendReviews Your gamer arc is nearly complete. The last stage is dark souls gamer.

  • @squeak8745
    @squeak87453 жыл бұрын

    I went into this game challenging myself to get close to the 18 death completion...at now 10 deaths I can see I underestimated my opponent

  • @alexaugusta6991
    @alexaugusta69913 жыл бұрын

    “Played last of us 2 on very easy and said Joel’s death was too hard”😂😂

  • @nisnast

    @nisnast

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just casually trash talking xQc

  • @alexaugusta6991

    @alexaugusta6991

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nisnast HES funny but I don’t see him as a critic

  • @harbyandrefrancofernandez3310

    @harbyandrefrancofernandez3310

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@alexaugusta6991 she's far from it. She literally analyses games from a viewer perspective, and makes fun of em😂

  • @alexaugusta6991

    @alexaugusta6991

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@harbyandrefrancofernandez3310 well I mean she doesn’t write the script, matt does and I see him as an actual critic and he has great tastes, she makes it very entertaining

  • @harbyandrefrancofernandez3310

    @harbyandrefrancofernandez3310

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@alexaugusta6991 well in theory they both do, because shelby needs to adapt it to her own humour and personality. Only when matt would understand more about a certain topic (like in the cyberpunk video) is when he is the one to recite and write the script i imagine

  • @nathankober2178
    @nathankober21783 жыл бұрын

    "Couldn't beat the Valkyrie with all the pee pee in their diapo" 10/10 line reading

  • @glendarjj3991

    @glendarjj3991

    3 жыл бұрын

    10/10 IGN it has a little something for everyone

  • @smurphftw2008

    @smurphftw2008

    3 жыл бұрын

    I switched to easy in order to beat the Valkyrie Queen. No shame.

  • @TheDaidai05

    @TheDaidai05

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was laughing about her baby rant until she said that, because I still haven't beat her yet. I'll beat her one of these days though

  • @jjackson6082

    @jjackson6082

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Smurph Ftw I don’t think i ever beat the first valkyrie lol

  • @smurphftw2008

    @smurphftw2008

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jjackson6082 If you're willing to grind and get some really good gear, most of the Valkyries are pretty doable. The Queen though .... yeesh.

  • @heath6825
    @heath68253 жыл бұрын

    Name a more iconic duo than Shelby and Diarrhea Christmas Lights

  • @nickb6425

    @nickb6425

    3 жыл бұрын

    Deku and the hospital from My Hero Academia

  • @fadhil2831

    @fadhil2831

    3 жыл бұрын

    Shelby and hol up a minute

  • @MasDouc

    @MasDouc

    3 жыл бұрын

    Your mom and me

  • @heath6825

    @heath6825

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@MasDouc I know a better one, your mom and ME. Gotcha there

  • @aliekexie8467

    @aliekexie8467

    3 жыл бұрын

    Incognito mode & xvid

  • @locojake11
    @locojake113 жыл бұрын

    That baby speech at the end is easily in the Top 10 Girlfriend Review moments

  • @AcidDotDrop
    @AcidDotDrop3 жыл бұрын

    6:13 Best Girlfriend Review segment of all time

  • @CliffDiverBOA
    @CliffDiverBOA3 жыл бұрын

    Wasn't expecting Shelby to give me a "git gud" talk but here we are.

  • @Gawillamon

    @Gawillamon

    3 жыл бұрын

    She progressed from girlfriend of a gamer to full on gamer so quickly. They grow up so fast....

  • @JackgarPrime

    @JackgarPrime

    3 жыл бұрын

    Although it also have me some smug self satisfaction when I beat the game with even fewer deaths than he did, not gonna lie.

  • @prworswick
    @prworswick3 жыл бұрын

    "all the little babies playin lil baby easy mode!" I laughed milk out my nose 🤣

  • @callumdonington2227

    @callumdonington2227

    3 жыл бұрын

    The weird part was you weren't drinking milk at the time.

  • @skyman6936

    @skyman6936

    3 жыл бұрын

    The Last of Us 2 haters got slapped.

  • @AllotedFawn

    @AllotedFawn

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@skyman6936 But but but.... Joel!!!?

  • @cagevick

    @cagevick

    3 жыл бұрын

    laughed baby milk out of your nose? lil baby waby milky googoo gaga??

  • @jay-no9qq

    @jay-no9qq

    3 жыл бұрын

    Coming from her who didn’t beat most of those games she mentioned :/

  • @Herosparky
    @Herosparky3 жыл бұрын

    “Best Roguelike game” Hades: “..And I took that personally”

  • @nade_s9220

    @nade_s9220

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dead cells supremacy

  • @PolyverseCube

    @PolyverseCube

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nade_s9220 Binding of Isaac

  • @dapperfan44

    @dapperfan44

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm gonna say it's the best solely because I'm pretty sure this is going to be my first and last Roguelike. NEVER doing this whole "death starts you out with nothing" thing again.

  • @michaelmcdermott1624

    @michaelmcdermott1624

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@dapperfan44 that's a common feeling, so I get it. It feels like an artifact of gaming though. Almost every tabletop game in history (Legacy games being a newer thing) resets you to the starting point at game's end. We don't complain when a Go board is cleared or we toss playing cards back into the deck. Why do we assume that saved progress is or should be a default? That's how I see it anyway. I am not being reset, I am dealing another hand.

  • @dapperfan44

    @dapperfan44

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@michaelmcdermott1624 I suppose it's for a few things. You grow up in the 80s and 90s (I'm actually 1990-born) and you know that when you lose all of your lives in Mario 1 and Sonic 1, you have to start all over. Then your only punishment for failure in Mega Man 1 is that you have to try the level again or pick a different level. Then Donkey Kong Country rolls around and if you lose all your lives, you can reload your save and try again-but you lose partial progress if you didn't make it to Candy's Save Point, or you lose some levels if you didn't best Tawna's Bonus Round in Crash Bandicoot. In Mario 64 you can save after every star, and you can pause and save at any time in Donkey Kong 64. Then in Crash Bandicoot 2 and Spyro the Dragon, you have frequent save opportunities and when you lose, you simply start back from the last time you died and any progress you lose is your own fault from not saving. Then you get to Banjo-Tooie, Jak and Daxter, and Ratchet and Clank, to find that Game Over screens have been eliminated and lives are gone entirely. Games from that point on become much less punishing and operate on a checkpoint system, save some holdovers-both Mario and Sonic games continued to have lives until Mario Odyssey and Sonic Forces in 2017. (It's kind of strange to think it took both franchises over 25 years to get rid of lives.) So here you are, you play these franchises, branch out into some shooters, and different types and genres of games that all have the same core of getting from point A to point B. But here comes this game that is outside of a genre you normally play, but has enough aspects of a genre you do play. So you play it, and you find out that all those years of games getting easier have been thrown out the window in this title. You can't even cut this game off. And Heaven help you if you put the console in rest mode and it updates overnight. There's all your progress, chump. But I admit that the game was fun. It's just the knowledge of knowing if I die here to this boss, or worse, to an "avenge this corpse" challenge, all my progress, all my scavenging, all my helpful items like Damage Siphon and being able to knock down yellow barriers will be gone. The game is definitely fun but for me personally, I couldn't put myself through that stress again. This one I'll play again, but I'll leave the roguelikes to the professionals. TL;DR years of growing up with games slowly adding features where failure doesn't mean you have to retry large portions of the game has programmed me to be less ok with a game that makes you start the whole thing over again.

  • @XCCF2011
    @XCCF20113 жыл бұрын

    The controller screaming killed me 😂

  • @toryniemann5124

    @toryniemann5124

    3 жыл бұрын

    The fact that it’s Gus Johnson’s scream made me nearly spit.

  • @glendarjj3991

    @glendarjj3991

    3 жыл бұрын

    5:34

  • @tctjoker4142

    @tctjoker4142

    3 жыл бұрын

    Right, I rewound it then and there

  • @ryann6405

    @ryann6405

    3 жыл бұрын

    Instantly knew they were talking about that alt fire

  • @sarcasm-83

    @sarcasm-83

    3 жыл бұрын

    I had a bug in the game that made me lose in-game audio (only bug during 40 hours of playing) and I'm telling you, the controller sounds like an alien baby.

  • @williamrozee
    @williamrozee3 жыл бұрын

    I'm surprised you reviewed this roguelike first before Hades. I can imagine Shelby's reaction to Dusa, Cerberus, Thanatos and Meg being pretty damn entertaining.

  • @SuryaSood

    @SuryaSood

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I just realized they haven't tried Hades yet. Please try Hades! It's the only rougelike I loved.

  • @abhishekvvs8622

    @abhishekvvs8622

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@SuryaSood have you tried dead cells? It's an amazing roguelite too

  • @BananaMystic

    @BananaMystic

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@abhishekvvs8622 Splitting hairs: roguelite and roguelike are different subgenres.

  • @master6494

    @master6494

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yupp, can't pick a favorite roguelike before trying Hades.

  • @cherrywaffles1

    @cherrywaffles1

    3 жыл бұрын

    They played hades. They just didn’t make a video on it.

  • @Christian-ir2mb
    @Christian-ir2mb3 жыл бұрын

    oh god we lost shelby. rest in piece sweet backseat angel.

  • @jellybean358
    @jellybean3583 жыл бұрын

    Mentions a bunch of rogue-likes and then fails to mention Hades. A grave crime was committed this day.

  • @jamiedavison2630

    @jamiedavison2630

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah i came here to pressure them into reviewing Hades, it's a beautiful rogue like and they will love the narrative

  • @kato093

    @kato093

    3 жыл бұрын

    Meh. Hades is the baby game for rogue lites. Its like saying "dark souls1, dark souls 3, sekiro and bloodborne are cool...but i wanna see a dark souls 2 review! Thats the one i played and like". I mean its cool you got initiated into the souls series but dks2 is an abomination compared to the other games of the series. So yeah... hades is cool but is it really that good? No, its not. Its just a casual rogue lite so you can take baby steps. Now dont poop your pants.

  • @jellybean358

    @jellybean358

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kato093 nice elitist attitude. Hades is a good rogue lite period. It solves a lot of the problems the genre has and at the same time makes it open for new people who never would've played it. And good job just assuming its the first rogue like/lite I've ever played. I've played a ton of them. All of them at a certain point you can just blow through them, Hades with its heat system constantly ups the challenge.

  • @jamiedavison2630

    @jamiedavison2630

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jellybean358 to add to this the narrative is much better than any other rogue like I've played, which is a very short list. It's also one of, Imo, the best over all narratives in a game in a while, albeit simplistic but in its implementation. Hades might not be the best in challenge, I think the game play is tight, it's repatitive to a point, as all games in the genre are. Going to say something controversial using @kato093 referenced genre there.... Star Wars Fallen Order is a better game in that genre than the ones listed there, because the narrative is so much better. But by the same regard it's baby steps in terms of challenge in comparison. It's been a while since I watched their review of FO, but if memory serves they liked it, and I feel they would like or love Hades for the same virtues. It's probably one of those ones where Shelby would be more invested and end up putting more time in.

  • @johnsmith-de2py

    @johnsmith-de2py

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kato093 First: bro dark souls 2 is generally accepted as the hardest dark souls game. People don't like ds2 because Miyazaki wasn't involved and the level design was weird not because it was easy. Second: hades is super hard. Just because its accessible and isn't insanely difficult to start doesn't mean its easy. It gives you the option to challenge yourself and rewards it. Beating hades with maximum heat and no death defiance is genuinely one of the most challenging things in a video game I can think of and I've beaten all the souls games to ng+7, and sekiros boss rush mode.

  • @digital-rain
    @digital-rain3 жыл бұрын

    Damn I thought we were about to hear Shelby rap over Runaway

  • @the11thhour44

    @the11thhour44

    3 жыл бұрын

    Inserts "we were THIS close to achieving greatness" meme

  • @ricoparadiso

    @ricoparadiso

    3 жыл бұрын

    ✝️ *Lord Jesus died & rose again to pay the debt of your sin!* 🔵It is Gods Gift to us by His grace, we dont earn it by what we do/how good we are! ✅By Faith in the sacrifice God has made are we saved from the penalty of sin! 💜We are all sinners that need God. No one can say they are perfect to be able to pay their debt of sin. This is why only God could pay the penalty for us, that is merciful Love!

  • @Murillojc23

    @Murillojc23

    3 жыл бұрын

    Release that footage!

  • @catwiffhat4274

    @catwiffhat4274

    3 жыл бұрын

    RUNAWAY FROM ME BABY

  • @kkyz13
    @kkyz133 жыл бұрын

    That HP Lovecraft scene is going to give me very weird nightmares.

  • @GEEKcron
    @GEEKcron3 жыл бұрын

    I'm obsessed with everything Returnal and after seeing how good your channel is everywhere for a while I decided to finally cave in and watch one of your videos. I was not disappointed. Subscribed!

  • @daltimusprime777
    @daltimusprime777 Жыл бұрын

    Lmao the wittle baby bit XD

  • @curtmarch9294
    @curtmarch92943 жыл бұрын

    Valkyrie was so hard and I’ve never felt more attacked in my life lol

  • @treblemix_

    @treblemix_

    3 жыл бұрын

    Took me like 25 times

  • @SonicBroham

    @SonicBroham

    3 жыл бұрын

    VALHALLA!!!

  • @brucechmiel7964

    @brucechmiel7964

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@SonicBroham The Valkyrie under Home took some time. Muspelheim was a chore with at least 10 deaths. But the queen was the bane of my existence. I have not had a more obnoxious, cheep, controller eating boss since Gill. Hell even KH Sephiroth was a cakewalk compared to them. AI Cal from Fallen Order almost drove me to madness, till I realized there is no real reward for beating him.

  • @qs987

    @qs987

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sigrun took me 6 hours and it is a genius design to not have you run a few steps to her every time because a boss like this in Souls will make me pissed at every seconds of backtrack

  • @homerdough5389

    @homerdough5389

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@brucechmiel7964 don't call her cheap when she is amazingly balanced. She has a counter for everything.

  • @adamcomerford8502
    @adamcomerford85023 жыл бұрын

    "Look at the booty-shooty" RIP 3rd-person shooters, there's a new genre in town.

  • @lordchikage9015
    @lordchikage90153 жыл бұрын

    Game is waaay too hard for the casuals. A lot people thought it’s an easy story game I have talked with and got their a** beaten up. I love Returnal, Biome 3 is one of the coolest looking levels I have ever seen. As a from software fanboy, I love challenge and Returnal is delivering it with one of the best gameplays and sounds ever. I hope this starts a new genre like demons souls did. I don’t care that casuals where disappointed because it’s not an brain off game with cutscene after cutscene. Gameplay is king and Returnal delivers. But looking someone playing it? No way. Returnal is not that type of Game.

  • @creatinovic

    @creatinovic

    2 жыл бұрын

    its hard to learn, but easy to master

  • @elijahe7612

    @elijahe7612

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I love videogames but I am absolutely not good at them at all. Returnal looks fun but I legitimately don't think I'll be able to do it.

  • @webseiter

    @webseiter

    2 жыл бұрын

    I am a casual gamer. Just started console gaming end of 2018 (I guess my youth on a friend's C-64 does not count). I am bad at FPS using a controller. That is why I quiet Wolfenstein and Doom after a couple of minutes. I hate hard games. They make me quit and never come back. But godammit I love Returnal! Love it so much it took me 89 deaths and about 30 hours to beat the first boss, Phrike. After this kind of training I'm looking forward to killing Ixion with many deaths less. This is not made for casuals. But you have to try it to know if it is for you anyway. Once you're hooked, you (n)ever go back.

  • @Dave_ja_vu

    @Dave_ja_vu

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@elijahe7612 you will. I SUCK at games, very rarely venture beyond standard normal difficulty in them and usually have to power-level a souls game to feel comfortable even learning boss patterns. Its a cliche but i promise you it does get easier. It will hold your hand through the improvements while simultaneously kicking your ass to the point you don't even notice you are improving but you definitely are. The skills you pick up improve how you play massively too so don't be put off by struggling at the start. I honestly thought I'd never beat the first boss, then the second boss, then the game itself. All you need is patience (or stubbornness) and approach the game with the knowledge that dying can forward the story and reward you with something intriguing before jumping back in.

  • @fredesch3158

    @fredesch3158

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Michael Lochlann Agreed, seemed interesting, but I don't have the time to put on the game just to see the story, it's just not worth it.

  • @PvtSalt
    @PvtSalt2 жыл бұрын

    I’m currently on my third try of just the first boss & I swear every time I think I’m leveled up enough, I get mad anxiety thinking about jumping into the pit. But I love that! This was by far the best review I’ve seen of Returnal. Thank you!

  • @artemgleba7630

    @artemgleba7630

    2 жыл бұрын

    While this review is really fun and hilarious, you should watch Skill Up's review of this game. It's one of the best reviews I've seen. Like, ever. Maybe even THE best.

  • @levil.2734

    @levil.2734

    2 жыл бұрын

    No shame in using a boss guide! That helped me out a lot with the first boss. Now I’m stuck on the second one lol

  • @universpro7741

    @universpro7741

    Жыл бұрын

    I just rushed it with a pistol after dying 10 times and got it

  • @kellyedwards421
    @kellyedwards4213 жыл бұрын

    Wow. Anyone who didn't believe Shelby is now a gamer has now heard the toxic proof for themselves.

  • @THATotherGUY415

    @THATotherGUY415

    3 жыл бұрын

    Still not sure about that, not enough racial slurs.

  • @BigBoss-sm9xj

    @BigBoss-sm9xj

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@THATotherGUY415 yep no gamer word

  • @lucashiatt3531
    @lucashiatt35313 жыл бұрын

    Hey Shelby, you missed that one spongebob episode. That’s a pretty good time loop story.

  • @allocater2

    @allocater2

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sad Star Trek face

  • @elmismopancho

    @elmismopancho

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sad O'Neill face playing golf on the Stargate

  • @glendarjj3991

    @glendarjj3991

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AxxLAfriku definitely

  • @izzatarif9686

    @izzatarif9686

    3 жыл бұрын

    Which ep is this? Or just a troll

  • @glendarjj3991

    @glendarjj3991

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@izzatarif9686 SB-129

  • @bilinasmini3480
    @bilinasmini34803 жыл бұрын

    I laughed incredibly hard at the entire “baby” sequence. 🤣

  • @djtheman9
    @djtheman93 жыл бұрын

    This genre is officially “look at the booty shooty” Congrats Returnal.

  • @juancuelloespinosa
    @juancuelloespinosa3 жыл бұрын

    6:14 of course yakuza would have a nightmare fuel scene like this

  • @MrHerecomesjohnny

    @MrHerecomesjohnny

    3 жыл бұрын

    tip of the iceberg

  • @mujariwa3696

    @mujariwa3696

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's a regular Tuesday for the devs at Ryu Ga Gotoku.

  • @LostieMJ

    @LostieMJ

    3 жыл бұрын

    Would love to see a Yakuza Like a Dragon Review

  • @juancuelloespinosa

    @juancuelloespinosa

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@MrHerecomesjohnny oh no

  • @andrewaldrich3602
    @andrewaldrich36023 жыл бұрын

    The skittles and redvines part was hilarious, you guys should more live action bits in your regular reviews.

  • @icarusgaming6269

    @icarusgaming6269

    3 жыл бұрын

    Like UpIsNotJump

  • @Vorundor

    @Vorundor

    3 жыл бұрын

    I did it, I'm sorry. It was 222, looked cool and what not...BUT, that part was really that hilarious. I had to break that 222. IT HAD TO HAPPEN!

  • @teacherfromthejungles6671

    @teacherfromthejungles6671

    3 жыл бұрын

    They'd better collab with Angry Joe to make a perfect sketch.

  • @sicotropic
    @sicotropic3 жыл бұрын

    I love you guys and your genuine reactions when games get crazy. 😭 the way this channel has grown is very inspiring. Keep it up!

  • @sohrren
    @sohrren3 жыл бұрын

    I LOVE your new illustrations. Thank you for giving us such quality time

  • @jer103
    @jer1033 жыл бұрын

    Shelby, you really need to trademark: "diarrhea christmas lights". Or, at the least, put it on a t-shirt.

  • @BradTheAmerican

    @BradTheAmerican

    3 жыл бұрын

    There was also a term from a previous video but I'm not certain what is was. Eye globes when referring to eyeballs?

  • @glendarjj3991

    @glendarjj3991

    3 жыл бұрын

    'Hol up a minute is that diarrhoea Christmas lights?' I need that on a shirt

  • @Kytetiger

    @Kytetiger

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@BradTheAmerican i think she used the expression in her Nier Automata review

  • @rossfeazell7605

    @rossfeazell7605

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Kytetiger and the Dead Cells review

  • @BradTheAmerican

    @BradTheAmerican

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Kytetiger I was sure it was a more recent video but I went back and gave a listen anyway. Either I missed it or it wasn't there. However, she did use the diarrhea Christmas lights one. Recurring catchphrases are tight.

  • @ShoTheEmcee
    @ShoTheEmcee3 жыл бұрын

    Damn, went for everybody's neck at the end there haha.

  • @jumahn
    @jumahn3 жыл бұрын

    5:34 - I would recognize Gus's 3AM Cat scream anywhere

  • @ghost245353
    @ghost2453533 жыл бұрын

    I am so glad I started watching your videos when you first started. I knew you two had something good, but I didn't think it would turn out to be phenominal!

  • @anshitgupta1294
    @anshitgupta12943 жыл бұрын

    Okay, the new logo looks SICK!!!!!!!!

  • @shivamarya5225

    @shivamarya5225

    3 жыл бұрын

    i love the smug face in the new logo, the old one was too plain and generic

  • @LightStrife94
    @LightStrife943 жыл бұрын

    The baby skit was pure gold 😂💀

  • @enrymion9681

    @enrymion9681

    3 жыл бұрын

    Which Yakuza game was the baby footage from?

  • @Namcorex

    @Namcorex

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@enrymion9681 Kiwami 2

  • @thewelf2

    @thewelf2

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@enrymion9681 and 7.

  • @bsmith6784

    @bsmith6784

    3 жыл бұрын

    it was a bit _much,_ really, but it did its job

  • @lolicongang.4974

    @lolicongang.4974

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bsmith6784 It was perfect people crying about how hard the game is... when its suppose to be that hard.

  • @LittleChortle
    @LittleChortle3 жыл бұрын

    0:55 the "whoa" got me so bad, I don't know why lmaoooo

  • @slty76

    @slty76

    3 жыл бұрын

    lmao same

  • @ThatGameShow
    @ThatGameShow Жыл бұрын

    I just beat Returnal and noticed I had the same numbers of deaths as Matt. We're true gamer bois!

  • @abhishekvvs8622
    @abhishekvvs86223 жыл бұрын

    Shelby should play Dark Souls!

  • @lazeppelini123

    @lazeppelini123

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nope, that would be a torture

  • @bullymaguire186

    @bullymaguire186

    3 жыл бұрын

    yes plsss

  • @xhoudini593

    @xhoudini593

    3 жыл бұрын

    She should totally do it!!!!!

  • @Iamwrongbut

    @Iamwrongbut

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thank you Dark Souls

  • @dantefromdevilmaycry9857

    @dantefromdevilmaycry9857

    3 жыл бұрын

    Already did, got ready for the Torture... wasn't ready for the *PAIN*

  • @keepitlowpro8610
    @keepitlowpro86103 жыл бұрын

    6:36 Whoa Shelby, calm down 😂

  • @donaldkhogan
    @donaldkhogan3 жыл бұрын

    I laughed SO hard at this episode. Thank you. Y'all are the BEST.

  • @koroviev8897
    @koroviev88972 жыл бұрын

    Thanks to this review I decided to get the game and I really like it! Just finished act 2!

  • @juancuelloespinosa
    @juancuelloespinosa3 жыл бұрын

    1:12 girlfriend reviews has fans in the games industry. They will now use this power to turn every game into monster hunter. Huzzah!

  • @spiraljumper74

    @spiraljumper74

    3 жыл бұрын

    We can only hope. . .

  • @lhhOriginalGrey

    @lhhOriginalGrey

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fingers crossed 🤞

  • @Techno963
    @Techno9633 жыл бұрын

    Finally, someone who understands the cultural touchstone that was the Duck part from Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas

  • @princessthyemis

    @princessthyemis

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol I love that part! That's the only thing I remember from that movie! It was always my favorite!!!

  • @shorteststraw417
    @shorteststraw417 Жыл бұрын

    The way the enemies shoots those projectiles at me really make me think of how silimar it is to Nier Automata; both great games imo.

  • @LostInTheWorldLITW
    @LostInTheWorldLITW3 жыл бұрын

    yall absoloutly killed it with the runaway piano section! made me smile xo

  • @thickrazor2728
    @thickrazor27283 жыл бұрын

    Baby taunt ending is a comedic gem. Your powers grow. Keep up the great work. Thank you.

  • @camerapunk4109
    @camerapunk41093 жыл бұрын

    Wish I wasn’t wearing headphones,The dual sense scream had me jump out of my seat 🤣

  • @grabherbythesushi8570
    @grabherbythesushi85703 жыл бұрын

    I love the Yoshi's Island theme so much. Even when you're calling me a baby for playing games on easy haha

  • @lyndrel03
    @lyndrel033 жыл бұрын

    The editing *chefs kiss* the kanye runaway transition was gold

  • @FrankMcFuzz1
    @FrankMcFuzz13 жыл бұрын

    "Best time loop stories" Okay Girlfriend Review, SOMEONE needs to play Outer Wilds.

  • @Vesperitis

    @Vesperitis

    3 жыл бұрын

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • @joaquinalvarez346

    @joaquinalvarez346

    3 жыл бұрын

    This game rocked my world

  • @mm-lq3sl

    @mm-lq3sl

    3 жыл бұрын

    Razbuten incoming

  • @aznphil88

    @aznphil88

    3 жыл бұрын

    YEESSS, was my favourite game I played last year!

  • @JCintheBCC

    @JCintheBCC

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's not a Sony Exclusive(TM). They won't play it.

  • @StapediusReflex
    @StapediusReflex3 жыл бұрын

    “Bout to get a seatbelt for the couch!” just about sums it up for me.

  • @tpr2378
    @tpr23783 жыл бұрын

    That scream sound at 5:34 is Gus from his every cat at 3am video, and I'm here for it

  • @Rook_Wyatt
    @Rook_Wyatt2 жыл бұрын

    You guys convinced me to play it and I got to the credits on 8 deaths. Totally worth it!

  • @universpro7741

    @universpro7741

    Жыл бұрын

    Bruh. I got to the second biome with 40 deaths

  • @kennethvelasquez3140
    @kennethvelasquez31403 жыл бұрын

    Tell me I wasn’t the only one who went crazy when Kanye’s Runaway intro was being played on the piano 🤣🤯🤯🤯 I love that

  • @randomfools808

    @randomfools808

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same font too from that short movie.

  • @dman230501

    @dman230501

    3 жыл бұрын

    They truly goated

  • @nikolowolokin

    @nikolowolokin

    3 жыл бұрын

    "returned" me back to a looooooooooooong ass time ago lmao

  • @kennethvelasquez3140

    @kennethvelasquez3140

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nikolowolokin lmfao noice!!

  • @muhdict2224

    @muhdict2224

    3 жыл бұрын

    You probably hasn’t watched west world

  • @francesco8000
    @francesco80003 жыл бұрын

    I like that she managed to roast all the people that cried under the 2 TLOU2 videos one more time. I guess this means Mauler will make a 5 hours reaction video.

  • @GratefulDave93

    @GratefulDave93

    3 жыл бұрын

    People seriously need to get over it.

  • @mr.scarytheterry5039

    @mr.scarytheterry5039

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@GratefulDave93 Forget about past product, buy current product, get excited for next product.

  • @GratefulDave93

    @GratefulDave93

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mr.scarytheterry5039 Are you new to Capitalism??

  • @ag7367

    @ag7367

    3 жыл бұрын

    Last of us 2 did suck ass tho 🤣 returnal is actually pretty good at least still not worth 75 bucks tho especially considering all the crashes etc going on

  • @Hipe2124

    @Hipe2124

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ag7367 its alright to be wrong.

  • @ShockRockSean
    @ShockRockSean3 жыл бұрын

    I think this may have been one of your best written and performed videos so far and that's saying something! Well done! I was smiling the entire time haha.

  • @stevenweseloh5233
    @stevenweseloh52333 жыл бұрын

    I just finished watching your Resident Evil Village stream on twitch, all the way to the end with your beautiful rant. I appreciate you guys so much. You make me laugh constantly. My roommate hates how much I quote some of your lines and phrases haha. Love you Matt and Shelby for hours of laughs, honesty and making my days better. Keep making content, keep being awesome and stay safe and healthy. PS My roommate started playing Village yesterday and...Matt you are sooooo much better at it than he is haha

  • @vishnugopakumar8807
    @vishnugopakumar88073 жыл бұрын

    6:15 this gives me NakeyJakey vibes in the best possible way

  • @matthieuboeuf4462

    @matthieuboeuf4462

    3 жыл бұрын

    YES I thought the same exact thing!

  • @JimB0B86
    @JimB0B863 жыл бұрын

    This gets a like purely from learning the term “Look at the Booty-Shooty” 🤣🤣🤣 dying.

  • @josephstone4842
    @josephstone48423 жыл бұрын

    That musical transition from the Dark Knight score to The Reaper was frighteningly well done

  • @cheesecake4204

    @cheesecake4204

    Жыл бұрын

    Is that the song at 4:37? I can’t find it anywhere.

  • @cheesecake4204

    @cheesecake4204

    Жыл бұрын

    NVM found it. It's Runaway by Kanye

  • @StockiestPlum
    @StockiestPlum3 жыл бұрын

    I just want some games to be hard. Loved Sekiro, love Enter the Gungeon (even though I haven't beaten it yet). I just love the challenge to it sometimes

  • @ebube_mx7019
    @ebube_mx70193 жыл бұрын

    Pretty excited for an "It Takes Two" review.

  • @ryanj328
    @ryanj3283 жыл бұрын

    Would highly recommend Outer Wilds as a top place holder of the "time loop" genre

  • @jessi74

    @jessi74

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yessssss

  • @Dilvanon
    @Dilvanon3 жыл бұрын

    That background music medley from Metroid, Dead Cells, Isaac etc - man, you guys step up your editing skills even more - I'm super impressed!

  • @delilas2398
    @delilas23983 жыл бұрын

    Gotta love when the ad read is interrupted by two ads

  • @ericoliver1603
    @ericoliver16033 жыл бұрын

    The "wittle baby" rant at the end is just the best. GET GUD SCRUBS

  • @luiskandels2220
    @luiskandels22203 жыл бұрын

    5:35 why did i immediatly recognize gus screaming 😂

  • @haydeng3541

    @haydeng3541

    3 жыл бұрын

    I did too lol

  • @rayovac200

    @rayovac200

    3 жыл бұрын

    Who?

  • @luiskandels2220

    @luiskandels2220

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@rayovac200 Gus Johnson. Watch his video "every cat at 3 am"

  • @AllotedFawn

    @AllotedFawn

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@luiskandels2220 Lmao I confused this Gus with the one from Breaking Bad.

  • @acadrengberg
    @acadrengberg3 жыл бұрын

    The writing and clip cutaways in your videos is A+

  • @vogel9142
    @vogel91423 жыл бұрын

    I love the runaway at 4:20

  • @lozopenter
    @lozopenter3 жыл бұрын

    The Shelby shaming really woke something deep in my soul

  • @BobaVett
    @BobaVett3 жыл бұрын

    Omfg this may be one of my favorite reviews from you two. That “wittle baby” shit had me in tears. God bless the both of you.

  • @BackfallGenius
    @BackfallGenius3 жыл бұрын

    Excellent and hilarious review. Recently beat the game and it's my GOTY for this year by a mile. Just outstanding game all around. However, I don't think its roguelike structure works that well... there's a lot of strange design decisions they made around difficulty scaling and enemy damage modifiers. It's good, but I'd say Hades nails roguelike genre to perfection. Returnal succeeds in some aspects but stumbles its way through the second act a bit. Also, I enjoyed the time loop narrative but again, another game does it better: Outer Wilds. That game is pure exploration bliss, check it out if you haven't already. What Returnal excels at is being the best third-person bullet hell shooter on the market. There's nothing that even comes close. The other aspects of the game (roguelike, metroidvania elements, time loop narrative, etc.) are all done better by other games.

  • @Cakauu
    @Cakauu3 жыл бұрын

    You’re incredibly funny, Shelby! Laughed so hard in the ending

  • @3felixw
    @3felixw3 жыл бұрын

    Surprised Outer Wilds didn't get a mentioned as a ~recent addition to the time loop genre. Would love to see a video on that!

  • @nickpsilvestri

    @nickpsilvestri

    3 жыл бұрын

    probably just haven't played :(

  • @angeeell.m.9807

    @angeeell.m.9807

    3 жыл бұрын

    Outer wilds has easily become a favorite game for me I'd love to see a video on it

  • @timothylewis2527
    @timothylewis25273 жыл бұрын

    "Joew's death was too too hard, it hurt da baby feewings!" 😂😂😂

  • @jesse1086

    @jesse1086

    3 жыл бұрын

    I dun want to feew sad! Dats not why i pway games!

  • @Koutchise
    @Koutchise3 жыл бұрын

    Including Runaway here made me love you both more than all of the groundhog days that existed in canon combined ❤

  • @donaldkelly9833
    @donaldkelly98333 жыл бұрын

    This is the first game I followed along on Stream. Only thing that caught me off guard is how much wondering and backtracking you might have to do in order to minmax your gear to progress. Thanks for the video!

  • @maoaadriao
    @maoaadriao3 жыл бұрын

    Honestly didn't expect to like Returnal this much, the game kicks ass!

  • @akashk7219
    @akashk72193 жыл бұрын

    I'm actually waiting for Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Make that happen guys

  • @abhishekvvs8622

    @abhishekvvs8622

    3 жыл бұрын

    They played it but they didn't review it

  • @soren4997

    @soren4997

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@abhishekvvs8622 thats why my guy

  • @ImusNoxa

    @ImusNoxa

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wait, you're right! PLEASE REVIEW SKYRIM

  • @jonathansmith3063

    @jonathansmith3063

    3 жыл бұрын

    As much as I loved Skyrim and played close to 500 hours, it's really not a good "backseat gamer" type game. Also it's a slower game which may not be their thing.

  • @soren4997

    @soren4997

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jonathansmith3063 but modding is hella fun

  • @Ice_Hunter1225
    @Ice_Hunter12252 жыл бұрын

    One of my favorite games of the year, and the girlfriend reviews uses one of if not my favorite song of all time, Runaway, at 4:20. Great video

  • @dcb6729
    @dcb67293 жыл бұрын

    Returnal is worth every penny. By the way you can turn the game off. When you beat bosses it checkpoints and opens up shortcuts. When you die in the middle of a run you can go ahead and turn it off because you lost all your items in death anyway so turn it off. The shortcuts will be there when you turn it back on.

  • @oh_its_zarie
    @oh_its_zarie3 жыл бұрын

    Well when is the "Should your boyfriend watch Girlfriend Reviews" episode coming??

  • @cptbacon35
    @cptbacon353 жыл бұрын

    I can't get over the skittles and red vines

  • @nickb6425

    @nickb6425

    3 жыл бұрын

    Woah 😎

  • @Keithustus

    @Keithustus

    3 жыл бұрын

    Is Red Vines what the kids now call Twizzlers?

  • @knotpye4214

    @knotpye4214

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Keithustus different brand

  • @paparoxo3606
    @paparoxo36063 жыл бұрын

    Amazing as always, Matt should make a video of him editing and maybe writing on Twitch, it would be so cool.

  • @joshhamilton7078
    @joshhamilton70783 жыл бұрын

    Please release an extended cut of the sweet sweet bass slapping over an animation of you guys playing video games in your living room. thx

  • @chazzergamer
    @chazzergamer3 жыл бұрын

    I was totally one of those people who was like "It looks fun but do I want to pay £70 for it?" and then Shelby said "Metroid Prime, Ratchet And Clank, And Doom Eternal" and now my pants are off. Definitely gonna buy it!

  • @SonicBroham

    @SonicBroham

    3 жыл бұрын

    I sincerely feel like Returnal was worth every ounce of my $70 and then some (can't stop playing), and tbh Resident Evil Village didn't justify it's $60 price to me.

  • @ag7367

    @ag7367

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@SonicBroham I feel the exact opposite way 😂

  • @SonicBroham

    @SonicBroham

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ag7367 that's fair! I think my expectations skewed a lot of that where I felt Returnal would be whatever and was really surprised, and then I wanted Village to be this tour de force because I love RE4 so much. just didn't click for me.

  • @Horadrius
    @Horadrius3 жыл бұрын

    Matt and Shelby need to play Outer Wilds!

  • @egamruf

    @egamruf

    3 жыл бұрын

    Everyone needs to play Outer Wilds. Chronically unplayed, in part because of similarity of name to The Outer Worlds.

  • @jeremywyeth7163

    @jeremywyeth7163

    3 жыл бұрын

    I will admit I thought you meant The Outer Worlds.

  • @lukefeathers6150
    @lukefeathers61503 жыл бұрын

    Lol @ the Dark Knight scene LOL!

  • @-insertwittynamehere-
    @-insertwittynamehere-3 жыл бұрын

    Every dialogue that comes out of Shelby is just pure gold 👌👌👌

  • @Carloszavalalol
    @Carloszavalalol3 жыл бұрын

    "3/10. Not enough returning." -Shelby

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