“Boyfriend is offering Hardwood, do you accept?“ xD

@haveiszalfaroqie1628

5 жыл бұрын

Poor BF tired working hard in the mines 'till late night, and all he wants is just to give you his hardwood.

@nikkelberry

5 жыл бұрын

xbloodblade just like in real life, you can refuse a gift 🤷🏻‍♀️

@Svendsor

5 жыл бұрын

@@nikkelberry *can't

@edenjung9816

5 жыл бұрын

My uplay Account is named Lord hardwood. S

@DavidCowie2022

5 жыл бұрын

Simsence Reminds me of trading resources in "Settlers of Catan": "Got wood for sheep?"

That hardcut to WILLY got me good

@garfoofian8507

3 жыл бұрын

Thank

@plutoum3335

3 жыл бұрын

omg me too

@HG-mj9ow

3 жыл бұрын

It was willy good

@user-dk9my1hk2i

3 жыл бұрын

Genius

@Gazork.ChumbleSpuzz

3 жыл бұрын

~nailed it~

“I didnt hide better, I hid SMARTER” - hahahahahahah awesome fun!!

@senza4591

3 жыл бұрын

And therefore better

@shreyashkesarwani8273

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds very familiar to "don't be sorry be better" - Kratos

@lipe8669

3 жыл бұрын

salve pedroks

I thought about how great it’d be to play this with my gf but then the Abagail part came up... I don’t want to make her jealous. Abagail I mean.

@stagger9660

4 жыл бұрын

Abigail is bae

@hugebuffman3619

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly I prefer Penny because abigail looks like a runescape npc

@scomo7yearsago958

4 жыл бұрын

Ok, but Maru will always be my first love..

@supergluehotty

4 жыл бұрын

I'm an emily fan. Them crazy chicks get me a certain something.

@DeCarbonZo5979

4 жыл бұрын

If/when I get a girlfriend I am getting her this to play with me.

"That looks like a giant-" "Willy"

@feliperuiz4884

5 жыл бұрын

OMG I just realised it LOL

@feliperuiz4884

5 жыл бұрын

OMG I just realised it LOL

@feliperuiz4884

5 жыл бұрын

OMG I just realised it LOL

@feliperuiz4884

5 жыл бұрын

OMG I just realised it LOL

@feliperuiz4884

5 жыл бұрын

OMG I just realised it LOL

I have something for you what is it? "Matt is offering you his hardwood,will you accept it?" Lmao

@enthomorf

4 жыл бұрын

That part was the best hahahahha

@last5902

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@frostyblade8842

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed so damn hard at that

@Turtlewax88

3 жыл бұрын

That was epic!

@breadmeister

2 жыл бұрын

Well, did she?

Doing chores in real life - Me: Meh Doing chores in game - Me: cOoL!!

I consider this video a masterpiece and watch it regularly.

Uh oh, here comes the Girlfriend Reviews/Dunk crossover

@Alfareon

5 жыл бұрын

"Maybe we'll talk about Knack 2, bayh-babhy" confirmed

@hitalino4life

5 жыл бұрын

Its what we DESERVE!!!

@MinistryDota

5 жыл бұрын

Dunkey: "Have you heard about the Girlfriend initiative?"

@snackson5263

5 жыл бұрын

Passive Wealth and we thought infinity war was the biggest crossover

@okai739

5 жыл бұрын

Passive Wealth ｉlove stardew valley

The "Following the Boyfriend" Part is amazing. "How many hearts does she have for you?" "Like six." "SIX???"

@needycatproductions6830

5 жыл бұрын

SIX?!!!!!!

@cds9195

5 жыл бұрын

You've got 666 likes... I'm gonna pass

Oh that's that girl who's married to the tall black dude named dunkey

@rabidredpanda2888

3 жыл бұрын

Dunkey's a he? I thought they were a 95 year old grandma of puerto rican descent?

Okay that's it! I immediately subscribed when you did the "It looks like a giant...Willy lives in a farm..." Well done

"I have the best melons in all the valley, and I'm not talking about summer crops...." lmfaoooooo

I will always believe Multiplayer Stardew Valley is the perfect cute couple game and anyone who disagrees can suck on this HARDWOOD

@nnnosebleed

5 жыл бұрын

As someone who consistently plays Stardew with his girlfriend, I agree. I have never seen my gf happier than when she bought our third cow.

@owlblocksdavid4955

4 жыл бұрын

@@nnnosebleed Man, you need to get your game up if that's the happiest you've ever seen her. Girls like romancin' or so I've heard :/

@deusexbaby5555

4 жыл бұрын

@@owlblocksdavid4955 Unless you got more than 3 wives you cant be tellin a mans how to spend his time with his girl. It's her choice not yours.

@nedkelly8958

4 жыл бұрын

My gf won't play it :(

The Radiohead cut, the Austin Powers reference... this is quickly becoming my favourite KZread channel

@brettplays8616

3 жыл бұрын

As soon as I heart Fitter Happier and the office memes I knew I was home

"luckily, your grandpa dies!" Never thought I'd hear that

Your editing and jokes are so good they make me slightly push more air out of my nose than usual

@jisoosim8498

5 жыл бұрын

Sarcasticpanda 666 I think you’re laughing wrong 😂

@aedof

5 жыл бұрын

Finally! I found someone who does that too!

@jake_a.lien_

5 жыл бұрын

I actually laughed out loud at this comment XD

@josharntt

5 жыл бұрын

@@aedof Everyone does that, lol means nose exhale

@TheGamesaga

5 жыл бұрын

Me to.. can't laugh during lecture

“Luckily, your grandpa dies!” Idk if the main character can say the same

@Chrono_Punk

4 жыл бұрын

Mine sure can. My farm is sick

I'm just gonna go ahead and say it. Girlfriend Reviews is consistenty as good as dornkey at his best. (I love both)

@sedeyus

5 жыл бұрын

Girlfriend reviews has never had a "red shell," moment for me.

@placer7412

5 жыл бұрын

@@sedeyus not sure i understand that reference

@angelinamarrero8971

4 жыл бұрын

OHHHH A RED SHELL THANK YOU LINK

@tomhill3248

4 жыл бұрын

oooh, I don't know if I'd go THAT far. Have you seen Mario Kart Wii Hitlers reign? ....yes that's a real video title he actually made.

@senza4591

3 жыл бұрын

Youre not talking about videojamedunkey if you didnt misspell his name

You had me at “tripping balls with a wizard”.

IM DYING. THEY ARE LIVING TOGETHER WHILE LIVING TOGETHER. LMFAOOO

Your videos are getting better and better. Seriously, this channel is quickly becoming my favorite content on YT. Keep it up.

"Knack II Baby" She said it, She said the thingಥ‿ಥ.

"Should your boyfriend play Dead or Alive?"

@kungfuskull

5 жыл бұрын

Der Super Homie thatd be a great one!

@odinsplaygrounds

5 жыл бұрын

DOA Extreme 3 Scarlet?

@yksnidog

4 жыл бұрын

He should. So he never forgets: girls can kick #####... And your girlfriend will hopefully not. ;-)

Leah's voice is how I would imagine a human puppy would talk and it makes me forget about everything else in my life... Also Dunkey crossover?

@WoodChoppa911

5 жыл бұрын

Dunkey reversal crossover

@rich.franklin4435

Жыл бұрын

I came here to say this

It looks like a giant Willy Well played

@andrewp2681

5 жыл бұрын

I actually squeaked when she said it.

@Mr314

5 жыл бұрын

It's just an Austin Powers joke

@andrewp2681

5 жыл бұрын

@@Mr314 We know. But it's still really funny. I thought she was going to play more of the clip, so I was surprised when she cut it short to bring up the character.

@TweEkc

5 жыл бұрын

@@Mr314 thought that whole gag was a spaceballs thing

@Crootcovitz

5 жыл бұрын

It reminded me of - "He told me to fu..." - "Cough." joke from Sherlock.

That joke with the Hardwood totally destroyed me! XDDD

The moment I heard "dentist" I already knew, that I'll hear "Crentist"

@lamtruong3935

4 жыл бұрын

Matt is so good with those references

Stardew Valley is total crap...I played it only for 1600+hrs and had enough of it...oh wait, multiplayer is released?

@hammieli1875

5 жыл бұрын

What I’ve only got 200. How could I be defeated so easily.

@ChibiFlonne

5 жыл бұрын

@@hammieli1875 you sounded like a cheesy cartoon villain

@razagan1343

5 жыл бұрын

@@hammieli1875 Those are rookie numbers you gotta pump those numbers up!

@undercover1921

5 жыл бұрын

Im new to this type of game. I bought terraria by accident and loved it. Is this game better?

@jeonsago

5 жыл бұрын

@@undercover1921 not comparable

This is one of your best yet. Awesome script and killer editing!

I think part of what makes this game so addicting is that it only saves after you go to bed. So you have to finish the day before you can save your progress- but by then you have so many plans of what you want to do the next day! Ah, I love it.

"And this is a bunch of yard work that almost made me quit the game before it even began" 😂😂😂😂

"It looks like a giant... Willy is living out his more down to earth fantasies" That got me good

@Pogal

5 жыл бұрын

Same XD

"Matt is offering you his Hardwood. Will you accept it?" Wait...

@kurtsudheim825

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody ever offered you something without wanting something in return!

@PomadaGaming

Жыл бұрын

@@kurtsudheim825 what does he want,a cat? Wait hold on a minute…

"How many hearts does she have for you?"

@supergluehotty

4 жыл бұрын

Like 6?

@senza4591

3 жыл бұрын

@@supergluehotty sIx?!

The Cheers references were wonderful. Thank you!

1:45 IGN: Makes you FEEL like Spider-Man Girlfriend reviews: Makes you FEEL like you escaped

@yandwl4162

4 жыл бұрын

Its absolute shit 10/10 has a little something for everyone

@hammerheadyak8788

4 жыл бұрын

Knack 2 Baby

Matt with the 200 IQ during that hide and seek bit. Channeling his inner Altair/Ezio by hiding in plain sight.

@mr.cranker8086

5 жыл бұрын

Nero Mystyra S N E A K 💯

*WE OUT HERE EARNING RESPECT FOR HOUSEWIVES!*

The commentary and videos you pull from different places to help you prove a point or get a laugh make this channel so wonderful. I randomly happened upon this channel and im so happy. This is awesome.

"and having friends" *gives the alcoholic mother a beer* I hope you didn't tell Penny about that one...

That Austin Powers Joke was 12/10

I love that, in the span of a month, Girlfriend Reviews has gone from making Dunkey references to having Leahbee as a guest star. Hope to see more collaborations in the future!

This channel is a gem. I am so happy I found it! You are hilarious and your bf is a lucky man to be with a girl with such a great sense of humor.

oh no leah is gonna tell dunkey about batman

How are you pumping these out so fast and so packed with great content IT'S INSANE

@creepyjesus1471

5 жыл бұрын

It's possible she recorded and edited a bunch of videos in advance Or maybe she just has lots of free time on her hands

@GirlfriendReviews

5 жыл бұрын

Nope. Each video is made Monday-Friday with most gaming done during weekends and nights.

This was hilarious. Your editing and comedic timing should not go unnoticed!

My boyfriend was obsessed with this game and ended up getting it for me for the Switch and OH BOY. My first experience playing it myself was multiplayer with him, and then we ended up adding two of our friends for a 4-player experience that has been so much fun! I recently started my own single-player game and I am so obsessed. I was trying to see if I could get lucky and get a year-one community center, but I already messed up by somehow managing to forget to buy blueberry seeds from Pierre in the summer... Maybe I'll still get lucky and the cart lady will sell one along with a red cabbage haha! Love your videos as the girlfriend of a pretty experienced gamer!

So glad to see leahbee in this video I hope y'all collaborate more

@ilmarkiisk5086

5 жыл бұрын

How old is she? Sounds very, very young.

@ranadips

4 жыл бұрын

@@ilmarkiisk5086 shes dunkey's wife lol, and thats actually her real voice

@Igor19485

4 жыл бұрын

@@ilmarkiisk5086 she's married and she's 28 lol, she just sounds like a kid

@IlmarKiisk

4 жыл бұрын

@@Igor19485 Damn, I thought she was like 12 or even younger, lol.

@talkingtoast1200

4 жыл бұрын

​@@ranadips Fake voice, obviously

You gotta go there and do the chicken dance... Boyfriend: *dances* Reminded me so much of fake messages in Dark Souls 😂

@dafire9634

5 жыл бұрын

Bet you’re waiting for a review on your game

@aakashsahani2991

5 жыл бұрын

@@dafire9634 So do you

@lagroad

5 жыл бұрын

Need tongue but, hole.

@paulwin9036

5 жыл бұрын

OMG ISEE YOU ON EVERY VIDEO AND I LOVE IT.

@IStealFries

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao who do you think Leah learned it from? The one and only dongle!

God dammit, all of your videos are just simply funny, witty and absolutely delightful. You deserve every view.

“made by a single person.” Is he single too?

@floatytrouty

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently he's not single he literally crushing on his gf couch during the production of this game which is a round 4 years

'there is nothing wrong with being a housewife' loved it lol

@GmodGTX

5 жыл бұрын

It also seems like a pretty relevant thing these days, as it's a concept that heavily under fire. I like that they added that part.

@Spearra

5 жыл бұрын

@@GmodGTX Like for real though! Its pretty important of a job and for it to be severely disrespected nowadays is awfully reckless. That right there is one of the major make or breaks of a child's childhood is who is at home if anyone at all. PS: Its awfully hypocritical of people nowadays to say "my body my choice" and then shit all over those choices two seconds later once they're made. Like just give people their space!

As a wife that plays Stardew Valley, this is 100% on point. I even downloaded the Stardew Valley guide, to check off community center items, keep track of the achievements I need, etc. I hand wrote a list of accessible, easy gifts each person likes. Also, stardewwiki is my bestest friend. I'm slightly obsessed. And my husband loves that I'm so into a game.

The Radiohead reference at the beginning made me so happy

*KNACK 2 BABBEEYYY" KNACK IS BACK

Jesus... She is some crazy woman,who knows such huge amount of genres,references and still knows how to make it so fun, entertaining to watch. I feel like captain america while watching her videos through all the references.

@Largentina.

5 жыл бұрын

You must know very little about pop culture and media. Her videos and references are awesome, but they are very well known.

@Station9.75

5 жыл бұрын

And how do you know her boyfriend doesn’t write some of the material?

@Largentina.

5 жыл бұрын

@@Station9.75 He does. She's already stated that they both write and he edits.

@ichangemynameregularly

5 жыл бұрын

@@sad_fat__dragon5615 hahahahahaha

"WILLY!" That gave me a solid laugh. Great stuff as always!

@frankjoz2803

5 жыл бұрын

I almost spit my beer on my phone XD

@colinpierce3357

5 жыл бұрын

JOOOEEEEELLLLL!!!!!!! Great taste in KZread videos ;)

I would adore a let’s play from you two on this game! Also loving all the office clips!

When he hid in plain site, I literally said "THE CHAD" outloud

I love this channel, I only want to see two changes in the future. “Fiancé Reviews” and “Wife Reviews”. Keep it up! Edit: Fiancée, thanks everyone for educating me I’m an uncultured swine

@ootay4473

5 жыл бұрын

What's the difference between fiancé and wife? I'm learning English. :)

@Darckrun

5 жыл бұрын

@@ootay4473 Fiancé es cuando se comprometen y Wife sería esposa.

@heyLaina

5 жыл бұрын

​@@ootay4473 fiancé means that the couple has gotten engaged (essentially promised/planned to marry) and wife means that the marriage has already taken place. You're doing great dude!

@Nuibuddy

5 жыл бұрын

@@ootay4473 fiance is the time between proposal and marriage. So if my gf proposes to me and i accept i am her fiance

@CanthusOfCandE

5 жыл бұрын

@@ootay4473 fiancé is up to 5 times a week, wife is only Anniversary, Birthday and Christmas. Serious answer is, someone is your girlfriend up to the time they say they will marry you, they then become your fiancé, when the marriage takes place they are then your wife.

Guys it's JUST LIKE HARVEST MOON NOT ANIMAL CROSSING

@profAMuniz

5 жыл бұрын

You mean Story of Seasons (Harvest Moon now is another thing with another dev team). Spread the Word of the Lord: *Harvest Moon has become Story of Seasons!*

@Draguling

5 жыл бұрын

It's just like Harvest Moon for the SNES.

@endorsedbryce

5 жыл бұрын

My first experience with the genre was harvest moon on the game boy advance.

@fghbgh

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly, considering the fighting component, you could say Rune Factory is a closer fit.

@corwinschuerch6691

4 жыл бұрын

Man. Harvest Moon was, like, the original Rune Factory. But instead of monsters stealing your stuff, it was an archaeologist taking away everything cool you found.

I've been watching all your vids and i gotta say, this channel is absolute gold, i usually hope content creators are successful because i just hope they're happy with what they're doing, but for the first time ever i actually have that selfish desire to see you guys succeed just so i can watch more and more of your videos. I guess this is what i would have felt had i discovered dunkey's channel during it's earlier days, and that's saying A LOT! Keep it up! :D

Aw it sounds like you guys had so much fun! This video made me smile. I don't think a game like this will be my taste, but now I just might check it out!

Still on the Nier: Automata train! Also can't wait for sekiro!!!!

@hysuka2

5 жыл бұрын

We ain't giving up on Nier: Automata bois!!!

@NewYearsMixDDS2012

5 жыл бұрын

Yes. Please do Nier Automata

@jonunciate7018

5 жыл бұрын

I've been tempted to donate to her patreon to encourage this. She has one doesn't she?

In no specific order: -Doom -Journey -The last guardian -Ni no kuni -Borderlands 2 -Vanquish -Metal gear solid

@keep3xplor1ng

5 жыл бұрын

in specific order: stop telling people what to do. like me right now. ow shit.

@MadHashashin

5 жыл бұрын

Journey! Damn she needs to do that

@Ha19000

5 жыл бұрын

@@keep3xplor1ng 8:01 give us some ideas.

@n8didit944

5 жыл бұрын

Knack ll baby! Ooh shit!

@W41YN

5 жыл бұрын

Subnautica

This was so cute! Thank you again for the wholesome content to brighten my day!

Your editing is spot on, me and my partner absolutely love this channel.

Best episode so far. Get more relationship dynamic jokes into these videos because you make them WORK

I really love your entire Channel Concept and have never seen anything quite like it on this Platform. You deserve the explosive growth you got so much imo. As a Viewer I can tell that you put a lot of genuine effort into making quality edited Videos and it really shows! Keep doing what you do cause its awesome!

This is the most adorable thing. Recently started watching your channel and have been binging it today. Good vibes!

That was soooo fun and cute!!!! Made me think more about planning too. The part where you played together and devised work was so cute, "it's okay to be a housewife!" reminded me the Way of Househusband. I LOVED the part where you hunted him, added a little story (and ended with my favorite Abigail), i also loved you make it up. Also, i DID NOT expect Lily to sound like a kid

my long term gf broke up with me this week but... This was her favourite game out of the few she ever played, and we always played this together. Great memories, definitely recommend! (She thought that we are on different paths in life that isn't compatible, although I think it could work...Especially since we still love each other very much and it was definitely very very hard on her to break up with me... Sleeping in a different room and even grocery shopping without her has been extremely challenging. But I'm glad this game gave us so much fun experience.

@supervillian7691

5 жыл бұрын

Is this real or a joke I can't tell

@ZDY66666

5 жыл бұрын

@@supervillian7691 I wish it was a joke

@KornyOzzy

5 жыл бұрын

Poor guy! I feel the feels!

@J0n4THANOS

5 жыл бұрын

The best way to get over a girl is to get under the next one.

@ZDY66666

5 жыл бұрын

@@J0n4THANOS thats a terrible advice. From experience, this will only make you feel worse. Plus this was a fairly long term relationship, a short one night stand or fling won't do anything. Rushing into the next girl will only do harm to myself, and its unfair for the new lady as well.

This game really makes you FEEL like you've escaped

Loved the use of Fitter, Happier in the beginning. So good.

Gifted it to all my friends. Now they played it without me.

@tristinbell

3 жыл бұрын

That is a very big oof

@suorsodavit7421

2 жыл бұрын

Wait what!?

@residentkane

2 жыл бұрын

That's actually pretty dang sad. I have it though if you want to play.

@gameer0037

2 жыл бұрын

@@residentkane aww that‘s sweet ;)

@gameer0037

2 жыл бұрын

@@residentkane Sure, if I find the Time why not 😉 (My Steamname is Sir_Davin)

I HATE FARMING SIMULATORS, but you actually convinced me to play this game! Thank you for your amazing reviews ;)

Appreciate the Radiohead reference

@chopperweasle1

5 жыл бұрын

So glad someone else noticed this!

Thanks for putting “Vigil” soundtrack in the video now I have to replay all of the Mass Effect trilogy

Your videos are great! Your writing is really good and this is such an interesting concept!

That Austin Powers reference and crossover was comedy gold. Awesome stuff as always.

This is so underrated! The editing and humor is on point and it's a good video Idea

It all started with this video for me, now I cannot stop watching your reviews. And BTW, thanks to you guys, my GF and I spend literally the whole 2020 playing this game

nice to see that you took your channel into a more "diverse" orientet direction, concidering the games you pick up for "girlfriend-review". Inclusion of Multiplayer / Co-op makes a really great addition. funny as always. loved the ingame joke about "abigails hearts"! keep up the work.

I'm so incredibly happy about the prospect that I might see girlfriend reviews, and Dunkey & Leah all play games together more in the future.

"Wait, I have something for you Offers HARDWOOD plays Lionel Ritchie" priceless. it would be a wasted opportunity not to give your boyfriend a "I'd pay you a beer seal of abBROval"

@effexon

3 жыл бұрын

you dont have to wonder why countryside families used to have a lot of kids.

@sauloaugustomartino803

3 жыл бұрын

@@effexon ye olde "you guys need a TV" joke lol

@effexon

3 жыл бұрын

@@sauloaugustomartino803 I mean, how easy it is to make these jokes about your daily life there... that game is full of possibilities! and those context/situational things are best ones.

@sauloaugustomartino803

3 жыл бұрын

@@effexon indeed!

I discovered this channel today and i am very glad i did, the editing, humor and concept is stunningly well executed and a blast to watch. Ty for the wonderfull minutes and i am shure you are going places with such creativity. Also since Borderlands 3 is beeing teased often right now, I suggested to review Borderlands 2 in my opinion the best installment of the franchise. It is immensely entertaining to both play and watch. Yours truly a new fan 😊

Production value is tops!!! Love your content. Keep it up!

Hey I rarely comment on any videos but just wanna say that I always look forward to your content... And amazingly it always keep getting better, thanks for bringing my weekly dose of laughter!

Not gonna lie, I was smiling throughout the whole video. It looked so wholesome how you two/three managed your very own farm. :)

Your vids are so packed with high quality jokes and memes I cant stop watching lol, well done!

@Girlfriend Reviews I'm a dude who was looking for a review of this game to see if it was a good game to play with your girlfriend. Not only did your video answer my question, I ended up watching every video on your channel that were about games that I had played before, and even a few for games that I haven't played. Your videos are fantastic, and I wanted to let you know you earned a subscriber! Keep up the good work! P.S. I'd really like to see you do a video on Skyrim.

I don't have boyfriend or girlfriend and I watch your videos.

@debilman9065

5 жыл бұрын

Weird flex but ok

@peterelliott4922

5 жыл бұрын

@@debilman9065 flex? Hahaha it probably is tbh

@Arkatox

5 жыл бұрын

That’s probably applicable to a lot of Us viewers. It’s just good entertainment.

This is the most wholesome stuff I've ever seen and stardew valley is my all time favorite game. This video made my day

Your videos are really funny, I love how you sprinkle in some genuinely good jokes throughout.

HOL'UP A MINNIT while I prepare for dat existential crisis intro. *cries*

4:16 the rider of the apocalypse approaches

lmfao that lowkey lurk moment she has under the rain with thunder... what a shivering scare that gives off.

just stumbled upon your channel, im loving it so far, your quick lil jokes are great, and you voice is great too!

You're super fun to watch! I feel like my wife would relate A LOT to your videos... although she did play at least as many hours of Stardew Valley as I did!