STILL NOT TAKING VOLUNTEERS BTW

@scottofcanes

11 күн бұрын

So... what degenerate thing is "microwavable capybara" a euphemism for?

@mr.nobody5493

11 күн бұрын

I'm Spartacus.

@chickencurry420

10 күн бұрын

*puts ring back in pocket*

@stone5252

10 күн бұрын

Just let us know when your ready

@Furluge

10 күн бұрын

That's OK, I will just nail my references here.

How can we trust somebody who probably lied on their interview?

@jomujomu7513

12 күн бұрын

But according to fishman, all of Phase lied on their interview 😂

@renanqueiroz2678

8 күн бұрын

​@@jomujomu7513 "We are all liars here" - Jelly ,2024 refering to Phase Connect selection process

@christopherbilko9243

Күн бұрын

​@@jomujomu7513 except lumi who got in because of nepotism

So she only wants us for our bodies

@RambleOn07

12 күн бұрын

😢

@spk1121

12 күн бұрын

😣

@maroXUprising

12 күн бұрын

You could say she wants our corporeal form.

@adurrezzak

12 күн бұрын

The harvest will be bountiful

@shiniestaipom123

12 күн бұрын

I'm not complaining if you're not complaining

New job position: Phase Connect Disprover of Allegations

@Hydrosphere13

12 күн бұрын

That sounds like backbreaking work considering every stream a dozen allegations are born.

@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet

11 күн бұрын

That sounds like the most fun job in the world. Just all day long trying to talk your way out of other people's crazy.

@NotsilYmerej

11 күн бұрын

That’s gotta part well for being literally impossible

@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet

9 күн бұрын

@@Hydrosphere13 "you've been doing a good job lately. We'd like to promote you to Pippa." "頑張ります"

@apolloisnotashirt

6 күн бұрын

Basically Producer-san.

As a man that has been on at least one street before this is a very interesting query.

Come in Uruka's time of need? That sounds like a plan.

@Finite-Tree

12 күн бұрын

Your pfp make this better

@apolloisnotashirt

6 күн бұрын

@@Finite-Treeand his name, Psycho *Ravager*

That memory lapse was painfully relatable 😂

@HarlequinClips

12 күн бұрын

Yeah I always use that monkey gif when I forget stuff so I had to use it here.

Doesn't help that her ideal bf is same as pikamee. A butler who cooks and cleans for her

I’m Spartacus

Once those job slots are open, I'm quitting my job

That guy she picked off the street? All me 🤓

@HarlequinClips

12 күн бұрын

In your dreams.

@yumin_pluto558

12 күн бұрын

No! Me! I volunteer!

@LumemDH

11 күн бұрын

@@yumin_pluto558AS IF! THAT’S ME!

@USELESSDCK

11 күн бұрын

Sorry wrong account guys 🤪

“The job that I had posted was that you COME in my time of NEED.” Woman, there is no amount of backpedaling that can save you from that level of catastrophic phrasing.

I'm coming during her times of need alright. Sorry.

@apolloisnotashirt

6 күн бұрын

its fine, she brought this upon her lesbian self.

On the day that happens, all uruka gang left their work to be on the streets.

Dont make me get the spray bottle and the bonk bat for all you commenters !

@asdasd-ty9se

11 күн бұрын

Please don’t, some of them are into that

@solec23

10 күн бұрын

Too late 😂

@fiffif9878

9 күн бұрын

Their are never gonna learn that you can't be lesbian with such cute boys and girls outside~

@OneBiasedOpinion

7 күн бұрын

We are Spartacus. You do not have the strength or time to bonk us all.

I said it before and I'll say it again. Uruka is not gay! She has relationships with men and kisses women

@solec23

10 күн бұрын

Best explanation 😂

Flustered Uruka is pretty great.

MICROWAVEABLE CAPYBARA!?

@HarlequinClips

11 күн бұрын

YES WHY ARENT MORE PEOPLE ASKING ABOUT THIS !

@ReallyNeedsCoffee

11 күн бұрын

Kind of plushy you can microwave to have it be warm while you hold it.

@konigstigerr4518

11 күн бұрын

@@ReallyNeedsCoffee oh great, i thought she wanted to eat a capybara.

I'm not gonna lie, you might just want to go get that spray bottle

That's what a lesbian would say

No wonder Mama Bear is worried

Imagine that was a real and serious position. Like there's just a professional with a clipboard that turns up twice a year to confirm.

Orright, job needs a-doin', job gits dun. ♪I've been working on the railroad, all the livelong day...♪

The more you deny something the more it's plausible that it means the contrary

I'M SPARTACUS So, about those job positions? Do i present my CV at Phase's HQ or?

it its more convincing if you pick someone who isnt part of your Community, someone who stumbled over this Clip for example. Someone who would look you dead in the Eyes and tell you their Opinion without any hesitation^^

@D.KlWA-aG

12 күн бұрын

I would prefer to not get grabbed

_"It was only for you to_ come _during my ties of need."_ *[Don't even say it, weirdos.]* Awww...

Damn she losing on both fronts frfr

Someone get the jar ready!!!

Really funny clip, your editing is great

@HarlequinClips

10 күн бұрын

Glad you like

I'm not convinced

yes, I will give you the street name and at what time I will be there

I would volunteer as tribute but the spitcicle though.

*accidentally picks a tomboy instead*

Don’t do it! I’m like 51% sure that’s what the movie Monster is about!

Me:already camping phase C boiling highquallity coffee sold by fishman on the sidewalk.

this is too true with the chat. Haha

I volunteer 😭

I have no clue what a microwaveable capybara is, so I'm going to have to assume that's a euphemism.

@HarlequinClips

12 күн бұрын

...there was a picture in the clip

@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet

11 күн бұрын

It's a euphemism for a real thing.

Anyone knows where to apply cuz nothing is showing up in INDEED!😢

Damn, tomboys got it rough...

Do we get overtime pay?

Is that a clip from a movie about Spartacus rebellion?

@HarlequinClips

12 күн бұрын

Yes it's from the 1960's film Spartacus starring Kirk Douglas

im SPURDICUS

100% Lesbian

Microwaveable capybara sounds like a great stuffed animal but also really shows this is part of the fishman asylum for autistic vtubers

Position: Phase-Connect Talent Un-lesbianer

0:07 nice try chatter

I thought most of phase are tbh

@Paladin327

12 күн бұрын

“It’s not a Phase” Connect

@ChristianStout

11 күн бұрын

They're all LUGs

🏳️‍🌈?

She's pan

@maroXUprising

12 күн бұрын

No pan*

@hellothere9167

12 күн бұрын

You can fry a egg with her?

@SammyNeverEver

12 күн бұрын

more like scramble eggs lmao

@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet

11 күн бұрын

I'm more of a tamagoyaki type.