Wow this popped into my feed in 2024 and I’m blown away seeing River like this! ❤️❤️

I rather like this version of River!

This is the River I started following!! What a fabulous metamorphosis, the butterfly is magnificent!

I beg your finest pardon! You are quite a handsome man, River! You look like Jude Law's cousin. Yes, sir. KZread just randomly recommended your old videos. 😂

"And how are you feeling today" Me:I want to die "Likewise"

@God-px8ft

5 жыл бұрын

oh shid it's prince charming from Shrek

@notthatguypal14

5 жыл бұрын

God 2...LMAO

@vineetpandya3836

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO 🤣

@IAmDavidHello

5 жыл бұрын

Twizms 😂😂

@bentschemes1107

5 жыл бұрын

Big mood

you hear that guys? a gentleman of MY caliber and standing

@gentlebabarian

6 жыл бұрын

Toxically Masculine XD

@pewpewbigboy9518

6 жыл бұрын

Hehehehe.

@darrencagey1418

5 жыл бұрын

You're so silly. River meant ME!

@000Trauma

5 жыл бұрын

i feel so gentlemanly

@lindathetford3776

5 жыл бұрын

Hat's off to you good sir!

River is stunningly beautiful!

Jude Law's softer cousin, Jude Anarchy

@ajiibshah3760

6 жыл бұрын

What an anarchist

@Arthur-nc6yp

5 жыл бұрын

He, the quintessence of Anarchy, jud(e)ges his own kinsman

@lh2738

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@nathanhutchinson6198

5 жыл бұрын

Jude Order

@vatkat3574

5 жыл бұрын

loool

This dude could easily talk me into anything

@bananaz572171

3 жыл бұрын

Even into a timeshare plan??

@reyligarcia4072

3 жыл бұрын

@@bananaz572171 of course

@bananaz572171

3 жыл бұрын

@@reyligarcia4072 That's.. that's too much! A timeshare, of all things. Murder is fine, but not a timeshare.

@reyligarcia4072

3 жыл бұрын

@@bananaz572171 I’d give this man my social security number.

@avalondreaming1433

3 жыл бұрын

I would go gay and male for this!!

WOW..can’t believe the voice.

River: Strong tendons Me: *feels proud of myself for some reason*

@ianfahey6170

4 жыл бұрын

Well now im even more proud, same to you obviously!

If you're not a professional actor then you should be.

@sebastianklein9322

5 жыл бұрын

@@chrisredig1381 jesus christ

@David-lt7ko

5 жыл бұрын

@@Cristian-wz9wq was confused too. I guess he's talking about the commenters profile pic since it's red around the mouth

@KiTTVII

5 жыл бұрын

He's talking in a noble british accent

@TROUBLESOME2009

5 жыл бұрын

Reminds me abit of jude law

@chadrichard1485

5 жыл бұрын

His face look familiar

Wow can’t believe this video is over 4 years old. Definitely a classic love your videos

This dudes voice is like hearing velvet.

@louern123

3 жыл бұрын

Yes !

TY for this archival material. ❤

Not a single cut. Brilliant. Beyond just enjoying the video, I'm blown away by this performance. 16 minutes uncut, and I was transported. Thank you. Keep up the amazing work. Made my night.

Damn, I ain't even gay but "and what do you like for breakfast" got me good

@SageLatrans

4 жыл бұрын

@@Urmom-mm4xu Deus Vult, heretic, FOR THE POPE!

@didyouexpectausername9915

4 жыл бұрын

@@Urmom-mm4xu fuck I'm gay too

@notthatguypal14

4 жыл бұрын

Saim Naeem no you aren’t

@didyouexpectausername9915

4 жыл бұрын

@@notthatguypal14 yeah I'm afraid I am

@notthatguypal14

4 жыл бұрын

Saim Naeem If you are then that’s totally fine. Just be yourself and don’t let anyone else make you depressed with mean comments

Sometimes the simple english language spoken with the right amount of british accent is really asmr inducing. Bravo.

This right here, is high quality acting, im def not exaggerating when i say this was the best acting i ever seen on a ASMR video, very well spoken, perfect choice of tone and words, everything perfectly packed and delivered

I’m not particularly attracted to men, but I can definitely tell when a man is attractive and you sir are one attractive man

@josephrohrbach1588

5 жыл бұрын

well i am and yes

@airhead3429

5 жыл бұрын

Sergio Warnington no homo tho

@SlashcamStudios

5 жыл бұрын

same bro not even gay

@SlashcamStudios

5 жыл бұрын

No homo

@joshrhodes4317

5 жыл бұрын

'not particularly' is an interesting use of phrase

Your voice is like fine marble.

@thescottishjacksparrow5192

5 жыл бұрын

papele papelle His voice is responsible for 100% of fine marble deaths each year ?

@spacepanda4207

5 жыл бұрын

Well said

Fabulous, River!

Wow can't believe the algorithm just recommend this in 2023. Fab blast from the past!

@manda_panda.

Ай бұрын

Here in 2024 😂

You look like a high elf from Skyrim.

@dragondaddykushala7133

6 жыл бұрын

Yuuki Kuran holy shit your right add the sharp ears and cat eyes and it'd be spot on that's crazy

@posthardcoresinger

6 жыл бұрын

IT'S A THALMOR, KILL IT!

@dragondaddykushala7133

6 жыл бұрын

Appreciate the likes guys cheers

@ffs1952

6 жыл бұрын

Ryan Utterback "its general tulius and the milatary governor and it looks like the thalmor are with them"

@sarahw152

6 жыл бұрын

Omg yes!, I always used high elf because I like to think they would be betray the thalmore but... there's no mod to make that scene. :/

i crack up a bit each time he says "especially a gentleman of your caliber standing" yep, i'm a half naked, pot smoking, bum.

@cleverclogs2244

6 жыл бұрын

The Depressionplug: Same here - heehee!! 😂

@captross07

5 жыл бұрын

A half-naked, pot smoking *gentleman* bum!

Me, a female: "I AM A GENTLEMAN OF CALIBRE AND STANDING"

@happilyeverafterhanna

3 жыл бұрын

He said that in the video the exact second I read your comment

@hananeazzouzi4122

3 жыл бұрын

@@happilyeverafterhanna Me toooo! What is this magic? 🤔

When you a librarian, but the shoe game is life!

“and what would you like for breakfast” i’m in love with you already

@justmeinnit

4 жыл бұрын

What the fuck???

@BIBLE-a-s-m-r

Жыл бұрын

Dude I’m so hungry

Charisma level is over the charts amazing. Also the accent is soooo nice

If this dude decided to become an actor, he'd have a major role in some film or TV show in about 15 minutes.

Love his sense of humor. He is crazy cute!

I wish people were truly as intelligent and charismatic in person as this here character.

@92angelguzman

6 жыл бұрын

I'm going to be the next Hokage!

@taylorroach8116

6 жыл бұрын

amen

@Geekman333

6 жыл бұрын

Madara Uchiha Some are. Isn't it a treat when you meet them?

@xRobinBoyWonderX

6 жыл бұрын

You're a basic weaboo try looking in the mirror love~~

@jwer0868

6 жыл бұрын

Madara Uchiha u should be hokage

This end conversation was the sweetest thing I heard in a long time. How could you stay so calm, I almost had a heat stroke

River you are gorgeous

“And what do you like for breakfast” had me. LMAO.

I can’t express how professional and high quality this ASMR is. Instantly subscribed.

He pulled out the stripper heels and I died laughing

@elimiller3293

6 жыл бұрын

• Gecko • holy hell ikr?! I was like "wtf is happening here??"

@TheHorse316

6 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe you could stay awake until that point!

@alexwoods6416

6 жыл бұрын

• Gecko • innit

@Avenstorn

6 жыл бұрын

"Back over your head" killed me inside.

@theguitarprogresschannel1907

6 жыл бұрын

Pee Bath damn, chill.

Omg he is so handsome plus he's sweet British accent is going to melt my computer.

"Thalmor elves aren't real they can't hurt you" Thalmor elves:

@thefyskoogle134

4 жыл бұрын

BRUH IKR

@tl4431

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know why I was getting a little Skyrim vibes too haha

@Fibrosia

3 жыл бұрын

*Playing Skyrim while listening to this. Hahaha

@Savpai

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god he even sounds like one

If Jude Law and Lucius Malfoy had a baby, it would be you.

@westy229

5 жыл бұрын

That Jude Law comparison was impeccable chap.

@lindathetford3776

5 жыл бұрын

YASS

@Arthur-nc6yp

5 жыл бұрын

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIGHTTTTTTT

@asaturno8252

5 жыл бұрын

Watson The Wizard. 🌹

That jawline can cut my heart in two, sweet Jesus

You could cut diamonds with that jawline

‘Quintessence of a gentleman’ is such a deliciously evocative phrase. I love not only your delivery but your use of language in this. A real pleasure to listen and re-listen to.

You're the yin to FredsVoice's "Rude English Gentleman" character's yang

@abowlofrice1245

6 жыл бұрын

Kamatra yes. Someone said it

@J78Kio

6 жыл бұрын

perfect comment

@robf1557

6 жыл бұрын

Kamatra A+ for that description

@Cam-rz4zd

5 жыл бұрын

Funny. I found this channel through Fredsvoice

@alexandret925

4 жыл бұрын

They should do ASMR together

unfortunately im a straight 16 year old girl, however I’ve never so desperately wanted to be a dapper gay man more than I do right now

@gracer9134

6 жыл бұрын

actually it appears i’m bisexual so i guess we’re getting somewhat closer!!!

@ancient9270

5 жыл бұрын

what a turn of events

@overlyvile243

5 жыл бұрын

G R I’m ur first subscriber 😂

@samwalker3165

5 жыл бұрын

*chokes on laughter*

@chrisredig1381

5 жыл бұрын

Yea right 16 straight... Yea right... When the closet opening!!?

15:57 - Customer - "I'm a married man. Is that okay? River - "No, that's not a problem."

I absolutely adore the way you talk and choose your words, it’s so mesmerising yet so relaxing at the same time! Also, your accent is a godsend

"Whether they're on the ground, or back over your head..." Love it. Dress for the job you want, right?

What an ethereal, graceful human being! Like a modern lotr elf xD

@Lord_Viscerate

6 жыл бұрын

Blimington Bear He is beautiful indeed

@akuma2892

6 жыл бұрын

Like if Jude Law and Legolas fused into one.

@gortimustidditus

6 жыл бұрын

yeah!! xD

@mrvalentine2786

6 жыл бұрын

like a thalmor agent, damn elves

@drivernephi170

6 жыл бұрын

Does LOTR mean land of the rappers?

RIVER, my darling fruit. ♥️ to you Louise Australia xxx

This is the pinnacle of youtube algorithm recommendations, everything I like all somehow ended up in one video lol!

This is perhaps the most charming asmr video I've ever seen

Damn, I got a date AND a promise of a good night within the last 15 seconds?! INCREDIBLE

This is AMAZING. You're hilarious!!

Well, this took an unexpected turn! LOL! Well done.

@drivernephi170

6 жыл бұрын

Fuck off T Bag

@drivernephi170

5 жыл бұрын

PJ Braun idiot

@taetaegucciboy5169

3 жыл бұрын

@@drivernephi170 t-bag as in theodore bagwell?😂 lmao

@drivernephi170

3 жыл бұрын

dean winchester yeah

@taetaegucciboy5169

3 жыл бұрын

@@drivernephi170 love t-bag. One of my fav characters from pb ❤❤

Within the first 2 seconds, i just knew...this asmr video was gonna be good

@hugolundblad6036

6 жыл бұрын

Ye haha

this video made me gay

@mranonymousstar5002

6 жыл бұрын

i was thinking kind of the same.. he too charming

@Nick-hg1ys

6 жыл бұрын

Thank god i aint the only one.

@onixreyesalvarado6091

6 жыл бұрын

Jaime Duende Same😓

@dustingoza2240

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@chrismoneyyy2553

6 жыл бұрын

Is he gay ?

River: I don't recommend wearing them on a day when you know there's gonna be rain British client:

People: "What's your biggest quality?" Me: "Strong tendons"

I feel like John Wick.

@domobrah2671

6 жыл бұрын

Or Eggsy from Kingsmen

@Mers96

6 жыл бұрын

For fucks sake can we please stop putting fortnite into every fucking thing? It's not that great of a game

@Mers96

6 жыл бұрын

Yea fam I'm mad cuz bad it's not because Fortnite is a wholly uninteresting game and doesn't deserve half the playerbase it managed a accumulate for some mind boggling fucking reason. Maybe humanity just needs a fucking reset if we can't stop talking about a game as *shit* as this one.

@itsapko6148

6 жыл бұрын

Autism Boi you flamed that kid into ashes 😭😭😭

@Suavesttt

6 жыл бұрын

THE FIFA BOSS bro cakm down swearing. like yeah fortnite's good but john wick is a film not just off of fortnite

Arranging a first date while at work and asking what he likes for breakfast is honestly so iconic

I really like this kind of asmr where it's a bit on the loud side of asmr

Solid actor right there.

I guess you could perform a great Harry Potter villain. Some Malfoy's relative, perhaps.

@omarnaji5149

6 жыл бұрын

M. Accurate AF !!

@akyray6804

6 жыл бұрын

M. Lol my thoughts

@Jayderica

6 жыл бұрын

M. Yes!

@conkerlive101

6 жыл бұрын

Handsome as fuck.

@oliviathompson3469

5 жыл бұрын

OMG yes

“How absolutely dashing,” I think as I get fitted for goddamn shoes.

@barbaravenek610

6 жыл бұрын

P!ATD?

Is River Jude Law's little brother?

*video starts* “Hello sir.” Me: “HOT DAMN THAT JAWLINE THO!!!”

Just stumbled upon this. WHO IS THIS ETHEREAL BEING!?

The secret love child of Jude Law and Tilda Swinton, and he happens to be dynamite at ASMR roleplays. Excellent work and subcribed.

@BeeTheBird

5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit. Spot on with that mix

Coming into this vid totally blind, i was really getting into the whole situation and then, when you whipped out The Red heels.... lol after looking at your channel it all made sense. Great video. Thank you.

Well done, sir. Incredibly well done.🥰

You my good sir, have to the two things every gentelmen needs. Class, and a tape measurer. Truly you are living the high life my friend.

@emilyc3733

5 жыл бұрын

And of course a killer pair of heels 👠

Elves aren't rea--... *Watches this video*

I dont know how I've been in the ASMR community for years and am just now discovering you but your videos are GOLD!!

Can't help but laugh when he says "Gentlemen of your caliber and standing" xD

now I'm not gay but only a idiot would not realize that this is one damper looking man

@chromaspark1257

6 жыл бұрын

Dapper* XD

@TheBlashMusic

6 жыл бұрын

Ryan Flatt was thinking the same thing. I'm not attracted to men, but I can recognize a good looking man when I see one.

@dragondaddykushala7133

6 жыл бұрын

Dapper yes thank was annoying the hell out of me thinking I spelled it wrong

@genesisosuna

6 жыл бұрын

Ryan Flatt you can edit comments, and I agree with you.

@drivernephi170

6 жыл бұрын

*dumper

You remind me of some character out of the Elder Scrolls games

@AeonsOfBlight

6 жыл бұрын

The Black Rose On The Hill definitely a high elf

@Kyurem97

6 жыл бұрын

Fuck the Thalmor, Skyrim belongs to the nords!

@ffs1952

6 жыл бұрын

Azure my argonian destroys your nord

@zachfolmar4632

6 жыл бұрын

TheQuietKid tell your argonian to go back to the swamps, the Breton master race shall descend from high rock to rule you peasants

@srbutrej01

6 жыл бұрын

Azure Skyrim would fail politically and economically without the help of the Empire, Lamecloak...

"How do you do?" Depressed and dealing with self-deprecation. - "Likewise. Welcome to Meridian's." Sounds like the place for me.

This guy really has some insane acting skills. He must be an actor of some kind.

This has to be the best acted ASMR video I've ever seen, and I saw lots of them. Really well done sir!

"wether their on the ground or in the back of your head they're gonna stay on" that has to be a sex joke

@lukep8057

6 жыл бұрын

I didn't even think about that.

@R0GU35

6 жыл бұрын

Close your eyes at 7:45, not a joke or anything, but still...

@ericheaton642

6 жыл бұрын

Glücklich I feel like there were a lot more in here than just that one😂

@sleeway6928

6 жыл бұрын

For sure but i just love how subtlety he slipped that in

“I know you wanted something for the weekend” “And what do you like for breakfast?” Haha, brilliant! Loved the video and subscribed in seconds. Thanks :)

He looks like Prince Charming from Shrek

Do you get to the cloud district often??

@narlarthunderpoon.8635

6 жыл бұрын

I hated that guy. the funny thing was, he was barely ever even in the cloud district.

@WowoTheWizard

6 жыл бұрын

Oh what am I saying... of course you don’t .

@haydeen6535

6 жыл бұрын

Skyrim vibes

@ShiverMeTingles

5 жыл бұрын

Dead

@Avenstorn

5 жыл бұрын

You have achieved true mastery in this comment...

Do you have the yeezy v2 for size 10.5 ?

@milk-el8vq

6 жыл бұрын

I'm not Baloney u got some small feet

@kida2291

5 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ RIP the weevster18 nah that’s big to me I’m size 6

@wmdajt9074

5 жыл бұрын

@@milk-el8vq What size are you my g

@milk-el8vq

5 жыл бұрын

@@wmdajt9074 20 in men's

@nathanhernandez5075

5 жыл бұрын

@@milk-el8vq you shaq the fuck

You’d give good golf commentary

What an elegant looking man.. Woah 😍

Best plot twist I've ever seen

@ancient9270

5 жыл бұрын

Fuckyourselfgoogle top ten anime twist

Actually really like non-whispered ASMR

I like to imagine the guy is wearing a full suit with the heels

Who else started dying when he asked what you wanted for breakfast😂

THIS IS WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR AHHHH!!! The accent, the voice, the atmosphere, everything is perfect!! It seems like god was listening

Totally agree with Nyla. You remind me very much of Jude Law. Can I also say Thank you for your dedication. Every day I get a notification you have uploaded and it’s always something new a different. So thank you xx

@nicholasdemaio3827

6 жыл бұрын

I thought of Jude Law when I saw that thumbnail

@multiz0rak

6 жыл бұрын

same :)

@mattgallagher2186

6 жыл бұрын

It's Em I was thinking more of Prince Charming from shrek 2

@92angelguzman

6 жыл бұрын

You're right! He does look a lot like Jude Law!!! Gawd that's the first image that popped in my head!!!

@pimpfu27vicious53

6 жыл бұрын

Freds Voice ASMR looks A lot like Chris Hemsworth

Very good. I'm so bored of ASMR that's just whispering. That's not ASMR. Really effective ASMR is the natural voice speaking at a normal level.

"And what do you like for breakfast" SO BOLD! I love it!

Lmao "and what do you like for breakfast?" Making the moves! Really funny 😂

Could you make one with clothes or accessories?! This was great!

this is the first time i’ve stayed awake long enough to see the ending and it was absolutely worth it

I may have started laughing when the Stripper Heels were brought out