Subscribe to Sage Steele Here! kzread.info/dash/bejne/aoiokrKcYLytZ9o.html Dana White episode drops on Weds!

@Lildizzle420

2 ай бұрын

tell bill maher to stop being bias, first he rejects young people based on ageism because he won't do the work to find young people who are knowledgeable. invite young people to explain why we're angry israel is accused of war crimes, like actual war crimes. israel shot their own israeli hostages!

@joycewhite9086

2 ай бұрын

Thank you Bill & crew! For helping this intelligent black woman start her podcast. I’m Looking forward to Sage’s podcast.

@soulkiss1001

2 ай бұрын

Wow it looks like bill Maher is a man of his word and helped save Steele get a big KZread platform,I’m not sure if sage is on mahers network,and Maher helped a Christian,Trinity and Hank Hanegraaff bless maher

@pearlrival3124

2 ай бұрын

'banarrow' book bill to bonnaroo so this bs never happens again. we will supply the air conditioners to keep him from whining like a littlle... (;

@sjmac9737

2 ай бұрын

Will someone explain to Bill how the current oligarchy works. It is Democrats who hate democracy.

Bill really likes her. He dressed up for Sheryl. He abstained from smoking. He listed her songs and admitted that one of her songs brings him to tears every time.. it was sweet.

@benwu7980

2 ай бұрын

Have not seen him abstain like that for a guest before, they said something about her singing but don't think mentioned whether an album or some award show, since she's on a break from touring.

@janelleespinosa6247

2 ай бұрын

You are right, he didn't smoke, that's the first time I think that has happened. Maybe it's because she had cancer shortly before. But it was sweet.

@benwu7980

2 ай бұрын

@@janelleespinosa6247 He did not abstain for previous guests that also had a recent cancer battle, it was something about her singing.

@nejuw

2 ай бұрын

and the interview was much better because he wasn't under the influence.

@JoanneE-sy9gc

2 ай бұрын

except when he used the word pussy (he uses it all the time, like a 14 year old). I found it very disrespectful.

I knew her family in Kennett MO & her Dad was best man at my wedding & she babysat for my newborn once while we went to dinner at the Country Club…Her whole family played musical instruments & Sheryl sang gospel 1st at church before the Michael Jackson tour…She comes from a VERY down to Earth, close knit family-lots of LOVE!! SHE’S a true treasure & VERY SINCERE…Family MATTERS!! Bill is smitten with HER!!♥️

@bubscat2984

2 ай бұрын

I've been infatuated since her first single! She exudes "real" and has always had a humble presence. LEGEND.

@murraynet1

Ай бұрын

I would love for them to get together, they both deserve someone to love and cherish.

@jameswoods6900

Ай бұрын

Any man would be smitten with HER!!

@hotrodbyers9916

26 күн бұрын

Cool story 😎

@hotrodbyers9916

26 күн бұрын

I've always had a crush

It's awesome seeing Bill Maher fangirling over Sheryl Crow.

2 ай бұрын

Nah, it's the other way around. Sheryl is sitting there getting moist talking to Bill. You can clearly see she's attracted to him. I guarantee she's a waterfall in the most important area, No doubt about it.

@germantoenglish898

2 ай бұрын

🤣I was waiting for him to wipe the drool from the side of his lips. But which of us wouldn't be the same in the presence of one of our idols. I tell myself I'd be fine, they're normal people, but I know however silly it is, I'd turn to jelly.

@robinmiller5256

2 ай бұрын

Everyone fangirls over Sheryl Crow!!!!

@germantoenglish898

2 ай бұрын

@@robinmiller5256 😃👍

@Soundofsilver2007

2 ай бұрын

Fingering over SC

I enjoyed this conversation. Sheryl was so down to earth and funny, and Bill seems to have much respect for her.

"He says his name is William. I'm sure he's Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy." 😂😂😂

@sixtieskid062

2 ай бұрын

All he wants to do is have some fun.🤣

@goran797

2 ай бұрын

Only 10 likes. Bah. This is the best comment on this chat!

@SeanOG88

2 ай бұрын

@@goran797 Thank you! 👏

@SelfPropelledDestiny

2 ай бұрын

“And he’s plain ugly to me!”

@cbfall

2 ай бұрын

"And I wonder if he's ever had a day of fun in his whole life"!@@SelfPropelledDestiny

This show immediately gets 400% better when Bill actually likes his guest.

@helethead

2 ай бұрын

What? He’s said from the beginning that he only has people on he likes.

2 ай бұрын

@@helethead Doesn’t mean a thing. Are you an American?

@SnoopyReads

2 ай бұрын

​@@heletheadhe's had on a few people he barely even knew or had heard of

@helethead

2 ай бұрын

@@SnoopyReads yeah I know. I’m just saying what he said.

@SimonHosford

2 ай бұрын

Totally agree... the Richard Dreyfus interview was shocking, and he closed it down pretty quickly lol.

Sheryl's 60 and still looks fine! 😍😍

@vincenzoa2929

2 ай бұрын

62…fine AF!

@johnconway9882

2 ай бұрын

Cancer survivor too!

@ryannath85

2 ай бұрын

I was shocked when she said 62. I didn't believe it.

@mistamycall

2 ай бұрын

​@@johnconway9882 Her X had cancel too, right?

@brandoa330

2 ай бұрын

And drinking a Budweiser👌

Sheryl's ability to dodge topics she doesn't feel like talking about is really impressive and admiral. There really is no reason for her to discuss war or gender politics and she fins a way to move on to the next topic so seamlessly without being rude. That's an impressive skill right there. You can tell she is an industry veteran.

One thing I've learned from this show, over the past few episodes . . . Bill is very proud of his curation of his iPod.

@judochopna

2 ай бұрын

Lossless files are literally 100x better then streaming. you don't belive me buy a CD and listen to the difference from streaming

Sheryl Crow rockin' a Zeppelin t-shirt!! 🤩

@Mark-ld5um

2 ай бұрын

Sheryl did a great cover of Zeppelin's D'yer Mak'er.

@charold3

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, how radical.

@MrSmithers8501

2 ай бұрын

​@@charold3 Go to bed

@H0tchips

2 ай бұрын

LOL@@MrSmithers8501

@cbfall

2 ай бұрын

SuperCool

If Sheryl Crow and Kid Rock can be best friends there's hope for the world!

@thomasbarchen

2 ай бұрын

They could make a double-headed alien death child together.

@HH-gv8mx

2 ай бұрын

They’re best friends? Wow. So strange. She must be a Republican.

@pachamammaorganics

2 ай бұрын

Jdub kid rock is an idiot

@Lilladdish

2 ай бұрын

@@pachamammaorganicsyour opinion is noted.

@sevans606

2 ай бұрын

​@Simon-talks Do you know him personally Si?

Sheryl Crow is so cool. She’s got the whole vibe. Leather pants, Zeppelin shirt, and drinking a Budweiser. My wife and I saw her in Atlanta a few years ago and she played all of her hits.

@BMG19FUNNYDIE

2 ай бұрын

Shes nice but her right wing beer swig is obvious.

She can play, write, sing and produce great rock music. Sheryl is a legend!

Nice! Sheryl Crow, mad respect for this lady, she paid her dues in music for a long time developing her musical chops before she became famous, and the authenticity shows in her soulful music

Sheryl Crow is the absolute sweetest, charming and intelligent women ever in Rock n' Roll. Forget being so extremely talented, the voice of an angel and stunningly georgeous, Sheryl is a truly beautiful soul. She radiates kindness. Have loved her since her debut in '93. ❤

@victorblock3421

2 ай бұрын

You know her?

@jenephernugent2998

2 ай бұрын

Grace or Janis or Joni or Joan Baez

@janelleespinosa6247

2 ай бұрын

I don't think of Sheryl Crow as rock and roll, I think of Pat Benetar. I think she is great, but rock and roll, not her.

Awww, so lovely to see these two sit down for a chat. Sheryl's a class-act-- super talented and a great human being. Great to see Bill really enjoying himself, too! ❤

She is and alwaYS WILL BE SO COOL, love you Sheryl

I don't give a damn what anybody says Sheryl Crow is not 62 years old and I'd date her at 36. My Goodness so cool and laid back. Super chill!!!

@jeffkaufman9875

Ай бұрын

@living …But would she date YOU?..🤔🤷‍♂️👈👀

Sheryl is great! I remember the first time I saw her she was an opening act for another band. So talented and such a long career.

Sheryl’s performance of “Walk On By” at the White House for the honors of Bert Bacharach was astounding.

@TheRomeerome

2 ай бұрын

I agree and what about " One less bell to answer"?

@annehajdu8654

2 ай бұрын

*Burt

@watchingover3592

2 ай бұрын

I’ve listened to her sing “Walk on by” over a dozen times - Love it

@califcamper

2 ай бұрын

not even close to Dionne Warwick

She was an elementary music teacher in my home town.

@kimbrown5024

2 ай бұрын

St. Louis?

@ruthiecole8634

2 ай бұрын

@@kimbrown5024, I reckon Alaska, some city?

@tomdulle1707

2 ай бұрын

@@ruthiecole8634 she's from Missouri, graduated from the University of Missouri and taught in the Rockwood school district in the St Louis suburbs.

@ruthiecole8634

2 ай бұрын

@@tomdulle1707 thanks!!! Did she hang out in Alaska? She was joking, probably. But I’m pretty sure she’s the yodeler I saw on television in the early oughts.

@tomdulle1707

2 ай бұрын

@@ruthiecole8634 not sure. I think she lives in Tennessee now but maybe she’s spent time in Alaska?

She has such a lovely speaking voice. My Dad before he passed away was in love with the song she did with Kid Rock and I think it’s one of the last songs he ever heard before he passed at 44. 20 years ago, time flies.

@racerx8410712

2 ай бұрын

X2 on her voice. It was a lovely counter to the sound of my snowblower today!

@BrianCallahan-dj2nn

2 ай бұрын

I HATE KID ROCK NOT

@pikebishop8516

2 ай бұрын

​@@BrianCallahan-dj2nnthose kind of dems are really amazing. Kid rock, a guy who wants to drop an atomic bomb on gaza. And they go on trump, and blah blah blah, never questioned their self indulgence, how they let go of bad behaviour on this industry, but the gop is worse according to Bill.

"Always on Your Side" makes me cry too, Bill. Thanks for mentioning that one.

Sheryl made this one of Bill's best podcasts.

"I call my dog Kid Rock because he likes to bark at nothing" 😂

@OnionFestival-si7tr

2 ай бұрын

pots and kettles.

@yretsymsdees1092

2 ай бұрын

@OnionFestival-si7tr I think Bill would agree. They're both in $howbiz, they know the deal.

Listening to Bill trying pronounce "Bonnarroo" is priceless

@helethead

2 ай бұрын

He is admittedly clueless about music.

@avantgarde999xxx

2 ай бұрын

Lol "Bon-Are-Oh?"

@raaawkstaaar

2 ай бұрын

@@helethead no just the opposite, he brags incisively how knowledgeable he is about music

@helethead

2 ай бұрын

@@raaawkstaaar yeah I know he still does, but the Cameron Crowe one he says for the first time he’s not knowledgeable So did Cameron which I thought was weird.

@mikestevenson576

2 ай бұрын

He's a reader.

At 20:03, Sheryl says: just like Aaron Roger's. That was so funny, and it sailed over Bill's head.

she looked sooooooooo good at woodstock 99, and still looks great now

@sevans606

2 ай бұрын

Quarter of a century on

@Mark-cg2bg

2 ай бұрын

If you recall, in between songs at her Woodstock 99 performance, someone must have shouted up to her to remove her top. Sheryl's reply was "You guys didn't pay enough to see that."

@user-jw6js8tt8y

2 ай бұрын

Run girl don't drink anything run😮😢😅🎉

@muziktrkr

Ай бұрын

@@Mark-cg2bgJewel and Sheryl were in the Woodstock ‘99 doc, there was definitely catcalling them to take their tops off, but they were getting catcalled at their own shows too.

Awesome to have Sheryl on the show! I love her!

@ChrisAlexanderFilms

2 ай бұрын

She’s perfection. Funny, humble, real, cerebral, articulate, graceful and open minded. And she brings out the best in Bill. He loves her. Great conversation, wish it was longer.

Bill, John Prine's "Hello in there" and "Sam Stone" make me cry!! I have gotten more sentimental as I've aged!

Sheryl Crow, now we're talking. Love her!!

@chrism.1131

2 ай бұрын

Bill should start an ad campaign with videos of all of his celebrity buddies saying… Hey Donald, isn't it past your jail time?

That guy who does the impressions during the ads is amazing 🤣🤣 I think there should be whole Club Random episode where Bill just talks to him lol

@robvangessel3766

2 ай бұрын

It actually makes me stick around to hear the ad.

@RobPalmer80

2 ай бұрын

One thing's for sure, Bill won't have Kyle Dunnigan on reading ads in his voice.

@Neresdipity

2 ай бұрын

The Tucker Carlson laugh 😂 I didn't see that coming

@elizabethmadron1336

2 ай бұрын

I would rather watch that guy than Bill.

@waynej2608

2 ай бұрын

I agree. I would definitely watch him. He's one of the best male impressionists I've seen in quite a while. His Jeff Goldblum is hilarious!

I have fond memories of listening to Sheryl Crow's CD "Wildflower" on a road trip from San Francisco to Napa and onward to Eugene, Oregon for a family wedding in 2006. As a fan of Sting, I must have worn out the track of their duet "Always On Your Side". What a sweet story to hear about the making of that music video. I'm heading there now to watch it again now that I have the back story.

I’m watching this cuz all I wanna do is have some fun and I bet I’m not the only one ..

Bill said, oh sh*t what were we talking about? Bill and Sheryl's chemistry was a barrel of fun to watch. 😂

“Every mushroom is edible. Some only once.”

I’ve been in love with this woman for decades.

Favorite mistake is a great song, love sheryls music.

she is absolutely adorable! Luv seeing this side of her -thanks Bill and Sheryl thanks much for letting us all in to your world.

"Always on your side" gives me goosebumps and I just well up. I really enjoy getting to know Bill in these videos. I adore Cheryl's music, but I never knew she is so great to talk to as well.

I only knew Cheryl Crow by name, couldn't tell you anything she sang.......What a great conversation. I listened to her every word....seems so genuinely nice.

@eemoogee160

2 ай бұрын

Are you young or from another country?

@robertk617

2 ай бұрын

@@eemoogee160 neither, lol

@mykingdomforak9

2 ай бұрын

​@@robertk617 They're likely asking you that obnoxious question because you incorrectly spelled her first name. 🌸

@robertk617

2 ай бұрын

@@mykingdomforak9 and it's in the title of the video, lol At least I know how to spell Cheryl 😆

Bill, you don't bring me anything but down. Love Ms. Crow. I am a fan.

Thank for having this legend! I’m 39 now and started to listen to Sheryl when I was 9 when All I wanna do came out. ❤❤❤

I am 62, love Sheryl and all her music too. Bravo Bill, this is one of the very best Club Random’s so far! Thanks.

This might be the first guest that Bill didn't constantly interrupt.. what a pleasant change!

Sheryl is such a nice person.

Thoroughly enjoyed their conversation. Sheryl Crow is so open and warm. ❤

"All I want to do is have some fun, but you know what, if it makes you happy it can't be that bad. But sometimes a change would do you good." 😁😁

BILL - Wow. Mold toxcitiy ruined my life. I was a recording and touring artist, living my best life (so of course I want to listen to this interview with Sheryl Crow) but have been too sick to write music or work for years due to mold illness. Mold cost me my healthy body, my career, my home, and many friends. I am now a passionate advocate for mold illness awareness and clean indoor air. I also work as a health mentor to help others identify environmental illness and work towards recovery. I still have a ways to go, but I hope to make music again in the future while continuing my fight against mold illness and sick building syndrome denial. Thanks so much for talking about this on your show. I would love to see this come up on Real Time. If anyone reading this wants more info about mold toxicity, please PM me.

This is my favourite podcast and the only one that I watch! Even though Bill Maher is not the best interviewer. Every other podcast is literally macho men shouting on a microphone pretending to be philosophers or a bunch of weird women who talk about their s3xual experiences and pretend to be "open minded"! Give me the cozy feeling of Maher's Club Random any day!

@mkatepaski9947

2 ай бұрын

Agree. I like it when he has discussions about music.

@sarkisianhavens

2 ай бұрын

He said his isn't an interview. This is just hanging out like they would normally do.

@benwu7980

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, it's almost in it's own genre since really isn't an interview. It's also the only podcast apart from a weekly tech one that I watch each episode of (or have on in background while gaming)

@EastSide-qc5oy

2 ай бұрын

@@sarkisianhavens Yeah because Bill knows he could never sit for an hour and a half and let it be mostly about the other person.

I probably already mentioned Bill at my Tower Records in 1989, looking for Bowie LP's and 10 minutes later we were both doubled over in tears of laughter, stopping only because we couldn't breathe .

Man, she can sing. And Bill blew my mind with his knowledge of music. One of the best interviews ever.

Cheryl and Eric Clapton, Tulsa time❤my total fav

This ain’t no disco 🕺🏽

Hey Bill, I’m 51 and discovered Zach Bryan 6 months ago, and he’s my new favorite. He’s been around 3-4 years now, and has like 4 albums. He writes from the heart, and his songs are amazing, and have a complexity and depth that’s confusing because of their simplicity. He’s not going away anytime soon.

As a semi-irregular listener, it was fun to hear Bill geek out over Sheryl! I'm a huge fan of hers as well. Saw her open for Crowded House in April of 1994 in Nashville, when their drummer quit AT THE SHOW and Sheryl's drummer "WALLY!" had to step in for them. Sheryl blew us all away...this was when she first started taking off. I then bought everything she released, until about 5 years ago. My fav is the "Sheryl Crow" album, recorded mostly in Louisiana. Saw her on tour for that in New Orleans at the Saenger and she was stupendous. Bill brings out the best in people, especially when he's a little buzzed. He's like the friend you like to hang out with and gab with about tunes, and this recording, or that performance. I used to smoke a lot of weed, but now in Portland, Oregon, I just grow it and give it to friends. I wish I could talk semi-lucidly while stoned. (Like Bill) Bill, thanks for the laughs and information. You deserve an award for telling it like it is, so refreshing in today's spooked world of cancellation. You stick by your friends, and even engage with dumbasses without condescension. Some of my best friends are, EEK....Trumpers. But hey, I still love 'em. They're 98% my friend, and 2% Idiot Trumpers. I just don't ask them much about the idiocy. How can you defend the Orange Orangutan?

Great show this weekend. You guys really gelled. Funny, many different topics, you guys really had a great conversation about a little bit of everything. It was soothing to listen to and just watch. Just like a chill club thing. Excellent.

Holy fuck, she clearly went to the Cruise-Reeves school of never aging. Her song for Pixar's Cars was a big part of my childhood.

@lindaflesch7303

2 ай бұрын

That's so easy when your wealthy, at least for a while.

@ladesigner8764

2 ай бұрын

Cruise looks old now….Reeves too…she looks fantastic!

@sbloome77

2 ай бұрын

62…she looks like 42! 😮

@Youareme42o

2 ай бұрын

That's what the adrenochrome is for

@Hello-ym7se

2 ай бұрын

Or to the plastic surgeon.

Standing on the Outside is one of my favorite songs ever!

I walked into a HMV store in Centre of Sydney one weekend in late 90s and to my astonishment a few minutes later Van Halen started playing the song ONCE in support of release of their album Van Halen III in the middle of the store with around 30-40 customers in the store …..it was one of the most surreal music experiences of my life…..so imagine walking to Tower Records and Sheryl Crow! 👏👏👏👏👏

Wow, BM really likes Sheryl Crow (so do I and who doesn't). Dappered up, no smoking! Great interview!

Cheryl is 62, and still as hot as the sun.

@thedude1982

2 ай бұрын

Wow 62? She looks like she's still in her 30's

@exitscreaming4637

2 ай бұрын

lol

@T85204

2 ай бұрын

I've seen 32 year old women look 62.

@yancoh307

2 ай бұрын

That would mean when she did that Soak up the Sun video, she was already in her 40's. Which seems surreal by itself.

@DavidClark-vu3dw

2 ай бұрын

Oh no, she's 62 alright. You guys smokin' dope? 😅

I saw her in OC last October. My son played on another stage the day before (which is why I was there), and we went back to see her the next day. Pouring rain and it was awesome!

@shortcutsunny

2 ай бұрын

Right on!

One of my favorites of Sheryl’s is “Safe and Sound” super soothing!!! She’s great🥰

So great to hear Sheryl is off the tech. Good for her! Very healthy.

This is awesome. I love her. So intelligent. So true. I play all her songs. All the time. She gets prettier as she gets older.

Can i say i am so Enjoying this interview i mean the "Talk" with Bill & Sheryl Yes

She is a classic and definitely old school both which I admire greatly! Bless you😄

Bill is such a Fan. love it

Seriously, best interview!

Great one Bill. The chemistry was beautiful to watch.

WHAT AN ICON!!! love her SO much and her new album is awesome

This one was fun. Glad you weren't so high that you could actually carry on an intelligent conversation without having to stop and think it all out.

First thing..music again.. GENTLE ON MY MIND was written by JOHN HARTFORD not JIMMY WEBB..! I am surprised Sheryl Crowe did not know that…JIMMY WEBB wrote WITCHITA LINEMAN and GALVESTON… since they brought those songs up I wanted to note that.

@jwilliams2965

2 ай бұрын

John Hartford was a stone cold genius and left us way too soon. The also fantastic Jimmy Webb still going, God bless him!!!

Love Sheryl Crow!! She so down to earth & talented. Love the song portrait with Kid Rock amongst others!

It's fantastic listening to these two. After Don lemon's ridiculous interview with you know who, it is refreshing to hear these two carry on an intelligent fun conversation. They are fantastic together.

Cannabis and psilocybin are the most exciting, life changing studies going on... and picking up speed! I'm Fascinated myself. I have Psoriasis, and arthritis and I can't research fast enough on the topic... I love Sheryl.. Awesome woman all the way around. 😉

Wow, Sheryl Crow looks amazing.

@annehajdu8654

2 ай бұрын

For her age.

Bill, love this so glad I found this. Sheryl is AWESOME LOVE HER.BILL KEEP DOING WHAT YOU DO 😎

Love everything about this episode!

She’s been an inspiration to me.

she still has my fave bond theme w/ Tomorrow Never Dies

In ‘92-93 I was leaving LA to move to the Pacific Northwest and as I was driving around town getting things together to go I listened to her first big album Tuesday Night Music Club on cassette (that’s how it was then). It was so LA of the time and almost made me want to stay… and find her and tell her I loved her! 😂

Enjoyed this as always: I want to say this..I am in La but a NJ gal raised 10 minutes outside of Manhattan…actually, Bill my friends have promoted you.. but: they also did one ( if not the last of Glenn’s last concerts..). He.. had his family in the band: and he did everything perfectly and when he made one or two.. mistakes he on his own made a joke..It wasn’t until the documentary came out and we lined up the time frame that he was soo sick..and I always said.. amazing how he played every chord..sang every note perfectly! Yes: music is from another realm and the great unifier and healer.

Can never go wrong with Robert Plant (Zeppelin Days) t-shirt - Great Sheryl !

Bill I think she and u really hit it off, great pod, she is really cool...🎉

Love this. Thank you Bill and Sheryl!

She's awesome. It's a great episode with Sheryl Crow ✨️..

Bill, thanks for getting Sherl on. How about Billy Joel, Joe Rogan, Rod Stewart, Mick Jagger.

"Dr. Conrad Murray, currently now my personal doctor"..."Is he really?"..."No" 🤣🤣🤣

@andrewgarcia4330

2 ай бұрын

LOL

The last 15 min were the best. Do another show that's nothing but songs/music ❤️

I love this episode and Sheryl Crow. Bill too.

my 90s crush love her

I always knew she looked like my ex wife but what's weird is that she has a similar personality. The reason she's my ex wife is that I was an idiot.

What a great conversation!

Even more reason to love Sheryl Crow! She's a badass that's not afraid to say what she thinks. Beautiful, Classy and Intelligent.

“Gentle on My Mind” is not Jimmy Webb, it was John Hartford. It is a great song though.

Props to bill for calling out people that Hate you for who you voted for. Didn't used to be like that, Everyone's vote was respected not too long ago.

@GenghisKhan311

2 ай бұрын

😂 that's exactly what bill does

@lindaflesch7303

2 ай бұрын

That statement is totally opposite to what he says on every Real Time show.

@robvangessel3766

2 ай бұрын

Not when it's for Trump. I draw the line there.

@shughy1

2 ай бұрын

But look at his show and how he treats guests based on their political siding.... He's being a massive hypocrite

@DHM24

2 ай бұрын

You can get along with someone who votes for a different tax policy , but if they are motivated by hate for gays, immigrants and believe in Jewish space lasers, then it’s ok to assume they might be douche bags.

Oh, Bill, I was so waiting for you to tell Sheryl how amazing her performance of Begin The Beguine was in De Lovely. One of the best renditions of that song I've ever heard.