I came home from Desert Storm and my wife failed to pick me up at the base. I had to hitch a ride home with a buddy. When I walked into my house, she was so busy trying to sneak another man's clothes from our bed, she never noticed the bandages I wore. A few months later she told me that I was go8ing to be a father.... except i had had a vascetomy years before I met her. Happy homecoming!