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Sharing A Bed With Your Enemy (Enemies To Lovers?) (Prince X Blind Listener) Dominant Boyfriend ASMR

As hatred between yours and the neighbouring kingdom starts to escalate, the threat of war looms in the air. To prevent this from happening, the kings of the 2 kingdoms agree to arrange the marriage of their kids, to cool things down and initiate peace.
The marriage is rushed and forced upon you and your new husband to be, and before you know it, you are sitting in his bed, waiting to see him for the first time.
However, this dominant, arrogant prince is about to show you just how repulsed he is by being forced to marry against his will.
Also, you're blind. He doesn't know this. Mwahaha get ready for the drama 😈
Extra listener info: you went blind 2 years ago. evil witch magic. it left you traumatised and you often get nightmares about this witch. Since you are blind, you always think she's there.
Extra tags: (forced marriage) (tsundere X bakadere listener) (cuddling) (mean to wholesome-ish) (nightmare comfort) (traumatised listener)
I first recorded this w a british accent. Bro it was horrrible af. Like I'm acc British and I can't even do the accent properly bruh I been here like 7 years now lol. I sounded like Queen Elizabeth but with more testosterone and meth in my system.
Idky I've always wanted to make a speaker x blind listener video. So I finally decided that it was time.
I popped off on you today ngl. You prob wanna keep a tissue at hand cause I was RUDEEEE. I was about to not make this video cause I was like nah this a bit peak ngl. (peak = harsh)
Dude. Man. Bros. Brocitas. Y'all. I need help. Uno when you know that you should do something because it's good for you. But you wanna do the complete opposite because, even though it's bad for you, it feels just so god dang sexy and fun.
Man I been telling myself ima go on a diet. Eat clean. No sweets. Get that sexy clear skin and six pack abs. My lazy ass KEEPS EATING FOOD AND SWEETS AHHH HELP ME BRUH.
Fam I don't even care about getting a job for the money as much as I do for spending time away from my house, away from the stash of chocolates and sweets and diabetes. Like I only wanna job to keep myself busy so I don't binge eat outta boredom bruh.
Uno when you go out for a walk, and see like a stranger, am I supposed to smile? Like it feels illegal if I don't but it also feels illegal if I do. I have a natural resting bitch face. Like my default face is "f*ck all u mfs, don't speak to me".
On the other hand, I went out for a walk with my sister once to the grocery store. Bro in that 5 minute walk she smiled and said hi to 3 random people. That's 3 more people than I've ever done that to in my life.
One day, imma try this. Just walk past someone and smile and say good morning to see their reaction. Idk why I'm expecting them to be like "oh mf did u just smile at me pulls out glock do it again bitch, I dare u".
I mean ofc they wouldn't .... right?
They'd prob just smile back but idk i'm sweating just thinking about this. Can you tell im not a social person.
Anyway, that's all on my part. I'll let uno how my experiment goes.
*update, I got reported by 3 women for harrassment.
take care lol.
Peace and love :)
extra tags:
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  • @YetiVA
    @YetiVA2 жыл бұрын

    Y'all I was pretty rude in this audio. Let me just remind you that this is just a work of fiction. Please do not take any of this seriously and don't let it hurt you or bring you down in any way. That's the last thing I'd want. Take care! Peace and love :)

  • @ruby.albums

    @ruby.albums

    2 жыл бұрын

    I forgive you but. damn. Yeti that hurt a lot!😭✋🏽

  • @YetiVA

    @YetiVA

    2 жыл бұрын

    i wuv u. promise

  • @xxcringeycookiezxx3441

    @xxcringeycookiezxx3441

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ruby.albums LMAOO FR😭😭😭💝

  • @mikaxxxx

    @mikaxxxx

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@YetiVA awww

  • @kckooper6619

    @kckooper6619

    2 жыл бұрын

    Damn boy, I forgive you but damn… you really hurt me bruh 💀

  • @okay-685
    @okay-6852 жыл бұрын

    I was acting so well until I bursted into laughter at the "Who asked" 💀💀💀

  • @harusakura6609

    @harusakura6609

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lmao same💀💀💀

  • @lilfries-gu6dr

    @lilfries-gu6dr

    2 жыл бұрын

    and i was like - dude watdafaq 💀 u ruined the mood lmfao

  • @S4tism

    @S4tism

    2 жыл бұрын

    Who who who asked 😌❔

  • @shelbyglover8627

    @shelbyglover8627

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol same

  • @asmradventurer5772

    @asmradventurer5772

    2 жыл бұрын

    I had to smother myself with my pillow bc I was laughing so hard

  • @WetWilier
    @WetWilier2 жыл бұрын

    Him: “Ill put you in the dungeon with the rats” Me: “ Please do, it will be a family reunion”

  • @mightypicklewarrior3247

    @mightypicklewarrior3247

    2 жыл бұрын

    I barked when I read this

  • @zamn6477

    @zamn6477

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@mightypicklewarrior3247 i meowed

  • @lonleybeck2327

    @lonleybeck2327

    2 жыл бұрын

    7 foot frame rats along his back😅

  • @harusakura6609

    @harusakura6609

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@zamn6477 I hoot 🦉

  • @mightypicklewarrior3247

    @mightypicklewarrior3247

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@zamn6477lolllllllllll

  • @darling_dzzy1760
    @darling_dzzy17602 жыл бұрын

    Yeti: "If you so much as accidentally lay ur sight upon me I will feed you to the dragons" Me: BITCH- I AM BLIND?!? 😭🤚

  • @alex.-.8727

    @alex.-.8727

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ya.. 🖐😫

  • @weeb3716

    @weeb3716

    2 жыл бұрын

    What sight?

  • @Slender_man965

    @Slender_man965

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @sageslayton9738

    @sageslayton9738

    Жыл бұрын

    Sight never seen her 👀

  • @morimemento8528
    @morimemento85282 жыл бұрын

    "we may be married but you're not my wife" ... Well, i would hate to break it to you but...

  • @Y2K..Kaydii

    @Y2K..Kaydii

    2 жыл бұрын

    Pfft-

  • @kiera352
    @kiera3522 жыл бұрын

    4:35 him: are you blind? me: and i took that personally

  • @cc0711

    @cc0711

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me: (who wears glasses) hehe.. as a bat

  • @leafii.

    @leafii.

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@cc0711 sameee. I cant see shit without my glasses on

  • @Pa1nt.

    @Pa1nt.

    2 жыл бұрын

    I need glasses

  • @swagger822

    @swagger822

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@leafii. I can’t read shit 🤪💅 (I have reading glasses)

  • @takaaM

    @takaaM

    2 жыл бұрын

    Is actually blind: (In the rp)

  • @Songs4Leela
    @Songs4Leela Жыл бұрын

    “You hear that owl? He’s saying whoo, who asked” HAD ME ROLLING 💀💀

  • @ivetteduetwithbesties9856

    @ivetteduetwithbesties9856

    Жыл бұрын

    Frrrr

  • @stacysmother8965
    @stacysmother89652 жыл бұрын

    "I'll spin kick you off this bed" I'm sorry I'm crying. Doubled over laughing. I can't breath. This is so funny. Why tf am I laughing so hard.

  • @mightypicklewarrior3247

    @mightypicklewarrior3247

    2 жыл бұрын

    lolllllllll

  • @crystalblunt192

    @crystalblunt192

    2 жыл бұрын

    The mental image of him trying it had me weak for a few minutes

  • @ashcarter-

    @ashcarter-

    Жыл бұрын

    I DIED at this part lmfao

  • @Imikolovesyou2
    @Imikolovesyou22 жыл бұрын

    Yeti : '𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗮 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗿?' Me who has asthma attacks most of the time : " 𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗺𝘆 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝙨𝙞 𝙥𝙖𝙥𝙞 "😩🤚 (ayeee jokes aside i freaken loved the audio❤️✨, can't wait for part two to come 👀)

  • @Nina0837

    @Nina0837

    Жыл бұрын

    AAHASHSJSJSHAHAH

  • @jujudoesstuff6766
    @jujudoesstuff67662 жыл бұрын

    The way I felt physically hurt by the insults 🤚😭

  • @persiepersefone5162
    @persiepersefone51622 жыл бұрын

    Enemies to Lovers is my favorite topic when I'm in a bad mood, it reminds me that even though things are going bad it will get better with time

  • @ochakouraraka3287

    @ochakouraraka3287

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bruh i like them because i get to be snappy back LOL

  • @piedpepper3380

    @piedpepper3380

    2 жыл бұрын

    That is such a beautiful sentiment.

  • @Nina0837

    @Nina0837

    Жыл бұрын

    ur pfp scared the shit outa me ngl

  • @ash_ketchumwas_my_first_an6817
    @ash_ketchumwas_my_first_an68172 жыл бұрын

    I laugheddd wayyy too hard at the “why are you breathing like a fire extinguisher 🧯” 😭😂😂

  • @Sliticaly

    @Sliticaly

    2 жыл бұрын

    omg please same

  • @alannaleigh6624

    @alannaleigh6624

    2 жыл бұрын

    SAME 💀💀

  • @yoisheeshee8376
    @yoisheeshee83762 жыл бұрын

    Jsut realized that the saying "Like father, like son" is reflecting in this video big time 💀

  • @cardboardskateboard
    @cardboardskateboard2 жыл бұрын

    omg wait I just realized there’s a one in the video, does that mean we’re getting a part two?? 👀👀

  • @leafii.

    @leafii.

    2 жыл бұрын

    I NOTICED THAT TOO

  • @Karma-jx2sq

    @Karma-jx2sq

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yas bestay 💪

  • @Tobi-ys

    @Tobi-ys

    2 жыл бұрын

    I hope there is

  • @wolferdsadfgubvxfgg4963

    @wolferdsadfgubvxfgg4963

    2 жыл бұрын

    And 3 🤤

  • @chescaenojales8608
    @chescaenojales86082 жыл бұрын

    me : **reading the video description** "hahaha testerone" yeti : "did i give u permission to speak"

  • @v0id3d_st4rs
    @v0id3d_st4rs2 жыл бұрын

    "If you so much as accidentally lay your eyes on me, I'll feed you to the dragons." Me, who's both blind in the audio and suffers with myopia irl: Bold of you to assume I *can* see you in the first place deary

  • @mariamelgaml5141
    @mariamelgaml51412 жыл бұрын

    I really wanna set in the same table with this character and have an appropriate talk. "By appropriate i mean breaking the table on his damn head "

  • @Bowpeepo

    @Bowpeepo

    2 жыл бұрын

    I got dibs on the second table😤

  • @friendlystoryphantom2043

    @friendlystoryphantom2043

    2 жыл бұрын

    I got a chair because that's all I can lift with relative ease!

  • @Cosplayergirlzz

    @Cosplayergirlzz

    2 жыл бұрын

    I CALL SECOND CHAIR!!!!!!

  • @friendlystoryphantom2043

    @friendlystoryphantom2043

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Cosplayergirlzz Omg! Yes, there's plenty

  • @Cosplayergirlzz

    @Cosplayergirlzz

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@friendlystoryphantom2043 YASSSS!!! I'll also bring more if we run out! Question, metal chairs or wood or the plastic chairs? Or all three?

  • @spearmintaddict4632
    @spearmintaddict46322 жыл бұрын

    "Are you seriously putting your hand up to ask me a question?" "No" "fine what is it." "I would prefer to be with the rats right now" "Do i need a hug?!" "What."

  • @maanasveenemun4393

    @maanasveenemun4393

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lmao i was also answering to the audio like that

  • @Nina0837

    @Nina0837

    Жыл бұрын

    AAHSHGAGAGHSSJS

  • @pog_weeb7978
    @pog_weeb79782 жыл бұрын

    "Are you blind?" Me: " I don't know, am I?"

  • @Belovedbaldy
    @Belovedbaldy2 жыл бұрын

    Yeti: "quit fidgeting like a lost puppy. Are you blind?" Me: *surprised pikachu face* FINALLY HE FIGURED IT OUT- Yeti: "finally good night" Me: *I may be blind but I can hear you breathing- I will smack you-*

  • @Valeria-zx7ir
    @Valeria-zx7ir2 жыл бұрын

    Him trying to distract me from the witch: do you see that owl Me: yeah you’re not helping in my culture owls are witches

  • @randomez6582
    @randomez65822 жыл бұрын

    "I'm just a pawn to him" Damn...u got daddy issues too huh welcome 😙

  • @lilmushroom8469

    @lilmushroom8469

    2 жыл бұрын

    I got mommy issues✌🏼

  • @jelly-average-gatcha2183

    @jelly-average-gatcha2183

    2 жыл бұрын

    I have both mommy and daddy issues 🤣

  • @m30w19

    @m30w19

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jelly-average-gatcha2183 SAME HAhahgagaahahhazhAHAHHAAHHA

  • @yagirlrobins6120
    @yagirlrobins61202 жыл бұрын

    “Don’t thank me you twat” had me in stitches

  • @clingykitty1458
    @clingykitty14582 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely loved this audio, if your up to it ever, a part 2 would sound amazing with the character development

  • @blackkatdraws
    @blackkatdraws2 жыл бұрын

    BREATHING LIKE A FUCKING FIRE EXTINGUISHER IDK WHY I LAUGHED AT THAT 💀 _IM USING THAT_

  • @ivetteduetwithbesties9856

    @ivetteduetwithbesties9856

    Жыл бұрын

    Frrr

  • @ashcarter-
    @ashcarter- Жыл бұрын

    The insults. Help. OMG! Also the fact that he is shouting at us and we are just like: "Do you want a hug?" sounds so much like me. I'm so awkward in these situations. Like "Your feelings mean nothing to me!" "Bro saaaaaame I'm dead inside." I can't take anything seriously.

  • @friedsanctuary

    @friedsanctuary

    Жыл бұрын

    Bro 😭😭

  • @jadedragongirl4008
    @jadedragongirl40082 жыл бұрын

    " Don't thank me you tWat." My fav quote by far

  • @kamryn929
    @kamryn9292 жыл бұрын

    I didn’t even see blind listener in the caption 😭

  • @jinxlove8852
    @jinxlove88522 жыл бұрын

    7:46 Satan: *crying Jesus: *left the chat My parents: *asleep My cat: *on a piano Me: DaMn, ThAt Is RoUgH BuDdY

  • @CBoboDy_MneniRm
    @CBoboDy_MneniRm2 жыл бұрын

    It's adorable! A sequel, maybe? 💕

  • @kuroo5395

    @kuroo5395

    2 жыл бұрын

    We are getting a part 2

  • @kearishamuldowney1419
    @kearishamuldowney14192 жыл бұрын

    Prince-“Oh great she’s having a nightmare” Me- * dreaming about having kids with you*

  • @v4l0riee
    @v4l0riee2 жыл бұрын

    "Fan fucking tastic" THAT WAS WHEN I STARTED WHEEZING LMAO

  • @_Maya.
    @_Maya.2 жыл бұрын

    you have summoned me anime quote of today "Sometimes your biggest effort will be ignored, but your smallest mistake will be judged." ~Kou Mabuchi (Blue spring ride)

  • @hayashi4159

    @hayashi4159

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks again Maya for the anime quote

  • @TheUndefeatableMilk

    @TheUndefeatableMilk

    2 жыл бұрын

    Maya 🛐

  • @user-hw8qg9oi9x
    @user-hw8qg9oi9x2 жыл бұрын

    I really think I fell in love.❤ Your voice makes me feel so warm😢❤❤

  • @wolfiexox7156
    @wolfiexox71562 жыл бұрын

    Video: “You’re bli-“ *ad starts playing* Me: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Right at the most important part!!!

  • @user-fe9uj3oh2f

    @user-fe9uj3oh2f

    3 ай бұрын

    Same

  • @MissFxna
    @MissFxna2 жыл бұрын

    I feel like he’s holding his composure tryna insult me meanwhile I’m laughing my ass off in the bed

  • @asmraddict4905
    @asmraddict49052 жыл бұрын

    i swear to god this is the funniest asmr ive ever listened to💀

  • @kaylalewis2434
    @kaylalewis24342 жыл бұрын

    Him: "I brought you a new change of clothes from..." Ad: THE ALL NEW PANTHEON...

  • @strwbflvtxcwste
    @strwbflvtxcwste2 жыл бұрын

    Yeti: we may be married, but you're not my wife Me, a pangender hottie: yeah, I'm your husband.

  • @leedoyunYra2698
    @leedoyunYra26982 жыл бұрын

    You have summoned meeee Ty for this audio it made my lonely night better remember to always stay hydrated and take care~♡

  • @EverythingSoraKun
    @EverythingSoraKun2 жыл бұрын

    This was so freaking awesome.. like I love enemies to lovers audios sooo much. And today fate has brought me upon thsi heck of a masterpiece..... please make more of these amazing audios yeti. I was sad that you did not have a story for us in the description this time but I really enjoyed your voice today. Keep up the great work fella Have a nice day💙

  • @Gmio1
    @Gmio12 жыл бұрын

    “Monstrous face” That hit hard 😭💔

  • @KayleeMiri
    @KayleeMiri2 жыл бұрын

    "Are u blind?!" Me : "No, we'll kinda cuz i have glasses and without Them i cant see- now whats your excuse"

  • @MioMillefeuille
    @MioMillefeuille2 жыл бұрын

    This is awesome. I like these types of audios where the guy is mean at first. Here's hoping for more~ Thank you, Yeti~ We appreciate you

  • @ninahiraeth
    @ninahiraeth2 жыл бұрын

    7:49 LMFAO😭💀

  • @leafii.
    @leafii.2 жыл бұрын

    That description on how your voice sounded before made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

  • @shade7115
    @shade71152 жыл бұрын

    Damn- not even 2 minutes in and i'm Already crying-

  • @chescaenojales8608
    @chescaenojales86082 жыл бұрын

    me : **reading the video description** "hahaha testerone" yeti : "did i give u permission to speak" me : 😕

  • @verdirect110
    @verdirect1102 жыл бұрын

    Unlike the character we represent here which si trying to have a good relationship with the prince in over here thinking “I’m about to beat his ass if he keeps complaining about me moving to damn much” 💀

  • @ash_ketchumwas_my_first_an6817
    @ash_ketchumwas_my_first_an68172 жыл бұрын

    I’m so invested EEEEKKKK I love to see his softsideee

  • @sophie4728
    @sophie47282 жыл бұрын

    The caption: "sounded like queen elisabeth but with more testosterone and meth in my system" 😭😭😭💀

  • @lucasbutton3283
    @lucasbutton32832 жыл бұрын

    I laughed and loved the entire video 😆😆😆 Thank you 💖

  • @johanaquintanilla04
    @johanaquintanilla042 жыл бұрын

    This is the first ASMR I heard yours and I love it 🔥, I haven't finish the ASMR and already subscribe 😁, great job 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @Kristeyy12
    @Kristeyy122 ай бұрын

    DAMN, THOSE INSULTS THOUGH😭😭 MY JAW DROPPEDD

  • @aceartist.w.anixinety5679
    @aceartist.w.anixinety56792 жыл бұрын

    "Are you blind?" Us:... Us:.... Us: Well, actually yes I Am. Him:..... Him: shut up Edit: fan - ***fing- tastic????? PFFFFFT

  • @Mahala7443
    @Mahala74432 жыл бұрын

    THIS IS THE EXACT THING IVE BEEN WAITING FIR THANK YOU YOUR AWEOAME

  • @valggkthv
    @valggkthv2 жыл бұрын

    The description is ICONIC HAHAHAHAHA

  • @I_am_v3ry_gay
    @I_am_v3ry_gay2 жыл бұрын

    " Did i give you permission to speak?" Me: did i give you permission to insult me, hell nah i did not so shush

  • @S4tism
    @S4tism2 жыл бұрын

    The Arby’s ad was perfect it I was “wait your Arby’s Rubin”

  • @Phoen1xPlay2
    @Phoen1xPlay22 жыл бұрын

    *starts crying cause if someone so much as someone says something mean i would break down*

  • @kaylamurphy6254
    @kaylamurphy62542 жыл бұрын

    Omg this is gonna be so good 🥺❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

  • @dadon.nation4015

    @dadon.nation4015

    2 жыл бұрын

    She’s blind

  • @kaylamurphy6254

    @kaylamurphy6254

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@dadon.nation4015 yeah ik l jus like his videos so chill out

  • @mangoo.forevv
    @mangoo.forevv2 ай бұрын

    I love u yeti 😭😭 ur so relatable in the description

  • @florenceeduarda3035
    @florenceeduarda30352 жыл бұрын

    Debating whether to be offended or laughing so hard at his amazing insults I will definitely use in my daily life omgggggg WHO ASKED, EXCUSE ME SIR, DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING- I was too stunned to speak.

  • @chassaspuria2375
    @chassaspuria23752 жыл бұрын

    him: "idiotic wife" me: "uh- uhm australia"

  • @hannahisntnerdy563
    @hannahisntnerdy5632 жыл бұрын

    "If you so accidentally lay your sight on me i will feed you to the dragons.." HA jokes on you boy im blind😎

  • @tipsyart
    @tipsyart2 жыл бұрын

    "STOP TRYING TO CUDDLE ME IDIOT!" i read that in Bakugo's voice ngl

  • @notssoren
    @notssoren2 жыл бұрын

    fire extinguisher LMAOOO

  • @nohjnodruts6977
    @nohjnodruts6977 Жыл бұрын

    I absolutely love your signature "close the lights" ❤️👌

  • @MariannaKRKPL
    @MariannaKRKPL2 жыл бұрын

    loved it!! good job Yeti!! i also love the vibe and pls make more spicy videos!!

  • @Ümranmavis
    @Ümranmavis2 жыл бұрын

    Love it😭👌🏻

  • @jianflorencegenara9609
    @jianflorencegenara96092 жыл бұрын

    if there are more parts until the man loves her, it'll be amazing! This' an amazing work!

  • @Stxrry_xoxo
    @Stxrry_xoxo4 ай бұрын

    “You look hideous” *WOMP WOMP*

  • @jiminie2470
    @jiminie24702 жыл бұрын

    You're funny Yeti, you know that right✨

  • @jadedjynx
    @jadedjynx2 жыл бұрын

    hey man if im getting bank by being married off then imma be my best material gworll self 😩🤚✨, also like listening to these pretending to be upset when knowing i'd beat the shit outta someone if someone spoke to me this way is peak entertainment ngl

  • @mrs.simper4880
    @mrs.simper48802 жыл бұрын

    But the description tho. Its WILD 😂😂

  • @Petabixk
    @Petabixk2 жыл бұрын

    When he said who asked I was like "not your dad" and then I remembered

  • @belle167
    @belle167 Жыл бұрын

    Him: and if you dare set your sights upon me Me: heh * laughs in blind *

  • @jay-ie1rp

    @jay-ie1rp

    Жыл бұрын

    i cackled in blind

  • @gc5086
    @gc50864 ай бұрын

    “why r u breathing like a fire extinguisher 😭” I can’t it’s 4am i am laughing way too hard at this

  • @maybevampz
    @maybevampz2 жыл бұрын

    "Dont worry shes not- I MEAN 👹DAMM👹"

  • @Geicoo
    @Geicoo2 жыл бұрын

    GEICO APPROVES🦎!! -Remember fifteen minutes could save your dumbass 15% or more on car insurance. -Also please do remember to eat your food, stay hydrated,and that you’re loved

  • @kimirosellablackhart8923

    @kimirosellablackhart8923

    2 жыл бұрын

    found you!

  • @zaida7790
    @zaida77902 жыл бұрын

    This was so funny I love it 😂

  • @wasi8021
    @wasi80212 жыл бұрын

    can't wait to see what happens next 🤭

  • @Izzy-uu9ey
    @Izzy-uu9ey2 жыл бұрын

    I actually prefer my coffin made out of willow, thank you.

  • @wondergirl2996
    @wondergirl29962 жыл бұрын

    I WAS LAUGHING THE ENTIRE TIME. LMAOOO THE LINES ARE HILARIOUS ❤️❤️

  • @VILTEGOLGATKOVA
    @VILTEGOLGATKOVA2 жыл бұрын

    I got fr so confused but than i realized that im blind?! I was like "oh i didn't know that,anyways"

  • @mika-dl7jc
    @mika-dl7jc2 жыл бұрын

    OMFG “wait your blind-“ ad comes up

  • @islay6934
    @islay69342 жыл бұрын

    YESSS I love ur audios🤗

  • @bloodyzuzu6666
    @bloodyzuzu66662 жыл бұрын

    Honestly if I was this mans wife, he would've got my shoe along time ago. No man disrespects me tf 🙄🤚🏼

  • @cherrypie4867
    @cherrypie48672 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha that was so funny! I loved it! 💖💖💖💖💖

  • @gheata_playz874
    @gheata_playz874 Жыл бұрын

    how does one not realize someone is blind the instant they can't find some things and start asking questions like "is this your face?" or something like that?

  • @kaylee5124
    @kaylee51242 жыл бұрын

    Him: I don’t wanna hear another peep Me: peep

  • @iidasworshiper
    @iidasworshiper2 жыл бұрын

    i was gonna say it’s in sight but then i realize we’re blind…😭

  • @iidasworshiper

    @iidasworshiper

    2 жыл бұрын

    it’s on sense (like toph for avatar)

  • @iidasworshiper

    @iidasworshiper

    2 жыл бұрын

    actually i prefer my coffin made out of amethyst 😍

  • @iidasworshiper

    @iidasworshiper

    2 жыл бұрын

    i’m gonna smother him💀

  • @iidasworshiper

    @iidasworshiper

    2 жыл бұрын

    filing for divorce 🏃🏾‍♀️💨

  • @iidasworshiper

    @iidasworshiper

    2 жыл бұрын

    what do you meaannnnn?

  • @gogetalife4602
    @gogetalife46022 жыл бұрын

    "Do i need a hug?" Wtf that must burn🤣🤣

  • @aestheticstrawberrymilk4208
    @aestheticstrawberrymilk42082 жыл бұрын

    Him: Are you blind? Me: um yes

  • @despoina0023
    @despoina00232 жыл бұрын

    brou u mean asf in this one, like damn 😫🤧

  • @Ssdesdes1
    @Ssdesdes12 жыл бұрын

    Casual watching this during women’s day 😃👍

  • @jay-ie1rp
    @jay-ie1rp Жыл бұрын

    0:51 "if you so much as lay your SIGHT upon me i will have you fed to the dragons" me in my head: WHAT SIGHT?!???

  • @bestgirl406
    @bestgirl4062 жыл бұрын

    BRO, I SWEAR YOUR DESCRIPTIONS ARE PEAK COMEDY💀

  • @Daniella70
    @Daniella702 жыл бұрын

    It's always a good day when you post and there's nothing you can do Yeti!!! Eat all the sweets and food you can!!!! Have a great day Yeti!! Eat well, sleep well and stay hydrated

  • @randombirdperson7261
    @randombirdperson72612 жыл бұрын

    Him: I’d have you sleeping with the rats Me: we’ll try me I’ll make some new friends 😠

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