"What's this shit made of?" "Uh, steel?" "Yeah? Well, get it welded better in the corners!" 😂

@dgermany030866

7 жыл бұрын

Keeano Agustiadi lmaoooooo that was one of the funniest quotes of this movie... I pissed myself laughing!.. Jack Black was like…”uhhh ..well… can’t get any better than ol’ US STEEL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@raymonddodd9048

6 жыл бұрын

That should have been his first clue that something didn't seem right. The weight of a 110-115 lb person wouldn't cause a chair to collapse like that unless it was already damaged.

@erk44

5 жыл бұрын

I dormed with this one girl in college who said her boyfriend used to work at a restaurant called del taco. A lady came in and asked if they served tacos. He confirmed the name of the place yes this is del TACO. and the lady got mad. Well.... another time i feared for humanity....think people. Try it. It doesn't hurt!

@momentary_

5 жыл бұрын

@@erk44 Maybe your friend thinks it's a dumb question, but there is no need to let the customer know it. What purpose does letting the customer know that you think they are dumb serve?

@dejaporter7338

5 жыл бұрын

The best😭

The amount of detail. As we know that she is actually obese, but can’t see it, we can still see her struggling to get back up but Hal just thinks it’s her back lmao

@Silvercentipede

4 жыл бұрын

Wow yeah I never noticed that

@nora4981

4 жыл бұрын

I noticed that ... great details.

@alisa8foresthillsbrigades31

4 жыл бұрын

Lol great movie great actor and actress..lol awesome 👍

@blaker4807

4 жыл бұрын

And you can see real shame and embarrassment in her face when she says oops

@toastee5421

3 жыл бұрын

And the fact that he never really helps her get up

this movie is absoloutley adorable...i love the bit where he meets her 2 male freinds tht do alot of charity work and he sees them as 2 stunning surfer boys but really they are not attractive at all...their so beautiful inside and kind tht it makes them appear stunning to hal

@GrooveScorpion

5 жыл бұрын

Ive always been surprised that he sees men that way too

@seekn.destroy4064

4 жыл бұрын

I like when he sees the little girl and her face is burnt off but he doesn't see that

@danielmorgan3590

4 жыл бұрын

very true lol

@alexx3914

3 жыл бұрын

I agree a very beautiful film.

@livinglife5836

3 жыл бұрын

He saw them that way because he was hypnotize...

Gwyneth looks like a super model from the 90s on this movie

@kiwimusume

5 жыл бұрын

I also think she looks like Agnetha from ABBA when she was young.

@madeleineprice3556

3 жыл бұрын

Gwen is a model ♥️

@georgeford6056

3 жыл бұрын

She was pretty much at her peak here, having finally lost the baby fat on her cheeks but still having the young skin and had not yet gone too far with her weight (thin, but not too thin).

@laurenbigmamadoughty8652

2 жыл бұрын

I really hope u talking bout that big girl.... Otherwise YOU SUCK

Shallow Hal is one of my top ten underrated movies ever and it’s got such a great message about inner beauty and appreciation

@marie-nh4cd

3 жыл бұрын

this movie feels like a big joke against fat ugly people but it’s hilarious regardless

@snake0911

3 жыл бұрын

The main character sees the inside beauty. But he doesnt know that. He sees the inside as the outside and values people on the outside.

@AxeKick80

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah it always felt like it undermined it’s own premise. He still technically fell for physical beauty, even though it was fictitious.

@commanderkeen3787

2 жыл бұрын

He loves what he sees, and that defeats the point of the film. A Hollywood film with a message lol well they tried

@cookiecookielookies

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxeKick80 exactly!!! Lol but I guess he’s not gonna suddenly change in one day for no reason, and at the end, he still loved her 🤷🏻‍♀️ it would’ve been nicer to just make them good friends and he saw her inner beauty and then it affected how he saw her outer beauty too (this actually does happen irl too)

A glass of water and a crouton😂😂

@alvexok5523

3 жыл бұрын

"A glass of water and a salad" would've worked better than "crouton", but oh well

@fiorella6040

3 жыл бұрын

I like that sometimos, its deliciouse

@Proteus-zb6qv

3 жыл бұрын

Funny, because I once read a citation from an interview of Paltrow's where she says that she pours water over free restaurant bread rolls to stop herself from eating them.

@Mushruums

3 жыл бұрын

Croutons have too many carbs

@jagoag6247

3 жыл бұрын

@@fiorella6040 ok Fiorella, now I know what to order for you for our next date! ;)

I wish everyone had this “affliction” of only seeing inner beauty

@misspriss2482

4 жыл бұрын

Me too.

@zizzla8896

4 жыл бұрын

Sexual selection is quite a thing within many species, you cannot blame people so much for wanting someone attractive, tis just the way the world is.

@hellishnellish2036

3 жыл бұрын

@@zizzla8896 no ones blaming anyone attraction is human, it’s a pretty beautiful concept tho.

@TiffanyTallent

3 жыл бұрын

Zizzla, it would still be wonderful to be able to see inner beauty too. That way you could get someone you’re attracted to, with a beautiful heart.

@carissaexplainsitall8481

3 жыл бұрын

There would be a lot of ugly people lol

"Umm...steel?" Lmao

@MandyMelissa299

4 жыл бұрын

Cracks me up every time 😂😂

@Lapeacemaker

4 жыл бұрын

Stephon Caston II lmfao💀💀

@jcxxx18

3 жыл бұрын

“....yeah...well...you should get it welded better in the corners!”

@doomzy8622

2 жыл бұрын

Omg funniest line/scene in history with like 2 words😂

I just realized she was leaning on the table. Most of her weight was shifted towards the table. When she moved her whole body to sit straight on the chair, she fell.

@TheCybervoyeur

4 жыл бұрын

Nice spot!

@cancanjaker1620

3 жыл бұрын

Nice catch. But the table looks even less sturdy than the chair.

@tgbluewolf

3 жыл бұрын

@@cancanjaker1620 It helps spread her weight between two supports rather than placing it all on one, though.

@emelyw9026

3 жыл бұрын

You can even hear the table creak a few times

@RandySWilson

3 жыл бұрын

Rewatching the movie I noticed the way she walked throughout the film was one of an overweight woman. Gwen payed attention to details or maybe combination with the director.

notice the creaking noises at 0:58 ... adding a bit of foreshadowing to the scene....niiiice.

@jamaicaguanzon6716

5 жыл бұрын

You my friend is keen and rare. You can or should change your name to... Knare. :) comment refunded.

@mooneymagic4521

4 жыл бұрын

They really put alot of detail in this movie it's really good

@aaronhewlett2067

4 жыл бұрын

Next level movie observation. Proud to be the 500th like.

@josephhernandez1885

2 жыл бұрын

You can hear it at 0:24 and 0:25

That "ummm... Steel?" gets me every time! 🤣🤣🤣

@thepowerofIandI

3 жыл бұрын

...Yeah???

@dramona44

5 ай бұрын

And the pool splash 😂

This movie is so cute, I don’t think it fat shames people. But, it more teaches that you should love someone for their inner beauty.

@flowrepins6663

7 ай бұрын

Never use this gey world.

I love her in this movie! She is a sarcastic queen and a heart of gold.

@troyyeagley7028

2 жыл бұрын

She's also the queen of obesity!

@AxeKick80

2 жыл бұрын

And a heart of Goop.

@cookiecookielookies

2 жыл бұрын

@@troyyeagley7028 did u learn nothing from the movie? 😐 Rewatch and listen to it to learn the lesson 🧏🏻‍♀️

@troyyeagley7028

2 жыл бұрын

@@cookiecookielookies No way, I do not want to be seen with a lardzilla like her! Rather she's a good person or not.

@WinslowLeach1974

Жыл бұрын

She has a lot of great quips, my fave was to Hal's buddy Jason Alexander wearing his 'Members Only' jacket..."So what are you, like the last member?" 🤣

This is one of the most perfect comedies. Big on the laughs and even bigger on the heart while still having a great message. Love this movie.

“Yeah , well you should... get it welded better in the corners!” 😂😂😂 That had me dying.

@rossjones8137

3 жыл бұрын

That did make my willy a bit stiff

@daywalker3068

3 жыл бұрын

@@rossjones8137 🤨

C'mon people, I see in the comments that either many people dont get it or you just never watched the whole movie. This is one of my favorite all time movies. Have you ever noticed how once you get to know someone you can never see them the same as looking at a photograph of someone for the first time? If people are rude and mean your eyes never see them again as beautiful. When people ate kind and loving they just get more beautiful in your eyes. That is what love is blind to. You get blind to surface aesthetic once you feel a person's heart. That is why the saying " beaity is in the eye of the beholder". The way you view someone is held in your own eye( mind, thought, feeling ). Your point of view is held inside you and has feeling connected to it. When she said altrudocious she was letting him off the hook by making up another "not really a word" that was similar because she is smart, witty, has a sense of humor and is kind. This is a movie you can watch over and over and practice playing with your mind to see how we judge so often and dont let the inner beauty of a person direct our seeing. Watch the Tony Robbins elevator scene( one of my favorite all time scenes) and see if you can spend a day observing people from your heart\ feeling instead of surface judgement based on programmed comparative beauty standards.

@ChloeDust

5 жыл бұрын

Lovely message, so agree too :)

@Katrina-zs3qg

3 жыл бұрын

It’s also one of my favorite movies

@alvexok5523

3 жыл бұрын

Tia Turnbull, that is very true with how many people are. You described it very well, I couldn't have thought of as good of a way to describe this. Unfortunately, there are some very shallow ones who just make up their minds from the first time seeing a less attractive person's face that they'll never warm up to them no matter how great of a person they turn out to be. The majority of those types are usually younger 20-somethings and college age, sometimes older people too who just never out grew their ways. But the higher percentage of people in the world are like you described it, Tia Turnbull, it does depend on how that person turns out to be whether you alter how you see and treat them or not.

@Xxrocknrollgod

2 жыл бұрын

Attraction is on sight and happens in milliseconds

@HoldenNY22

Жыл бұрын

wish they would make a Sequel- really a Reboot. The Reboot would be called Shallow Helen in which the Gender Roles are reversedl Helen is a Narcisstic, Self-CEntgered Woman who only goes out with Hunky Men and then complains when they treat her badly and eventaully dump her and move on to their Next Conquest. She is hynoptized by Tony Robbins into seeing only the Inner Beauty of Men. She ends up dating a Fat Guy. I think it might be an interesting Movie. And Yes, I am an Overweight Male. Looks Matter for Men just as well, if not more than Women.

rosemary is so pure💕

I like this movie so much! The story is so nice, it actually gets me to like Gwenyth Paltrow.

@JH-co9iz

5 жыл бұрын

Ditto and ditto... otherwise I am not a fan of hers at all

@danielmorgan3590

4 жыл бұрын

@@JH-co9iz wow really nice movie

@finster1968

Жыл бұрын

I agree with you 100%. But sadly, she has stated this is her least favorite work.

I don't know what a pizza burger is, but I want one!

@antwto8784

6 жыл бұрын

Same! Sounds amazing

@Jojo-bk2pq

6 жыл бұрын

I used to think it was a slice of pizza in a burger lol. It's just a burger with melted mozzarella cheese and marinara/tomato sauce.

@91Definite

5 жыл бұрын

Always wanted to try a pizza burger

@lauren1984able

5 жыл бұрын

Fatty Buccha i’ve never had one either, but it sounds amazing.

@KevinKlineisawesome

5 жыл бұрын

I imagine the pizza burger to be just beef patty, tomato sauce, shredded cheese and pepperoni.

This movie might just be Gwyneth's best performance ever.

@smileyfacewithsunglasses7613

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! I also love her in Great Expectations

@adwaitab.3622

4 жыл бұрын

The royal Tenenbaums

@shelbyvillerules9962

3 жыл бұрын

View From The Top is objectively her best movie.

@TiffanyTallent

3 жыл бұрын

I love View From the Top!! She’s good in Sliding Doors and A Perfect Murder, too!

@bebebebota11

2 жыл бұрын

Totally. It convinced me she was a nice person.

the original Fat Amy and Bumper

@super_nova5590

5 жыл бұрын

Right?!

@theamazingandtalentedblake8296

5 жыл бұрын

Grand Theft Gamer how much do you think Rosemary weighs

@a.sawyer8751

3 жыл бұрын

Truee Hal reminds me so much of Bumper

"Which one of my buttcheeks are you talking about?" Kills me 😄😄😄

Notice how she felt self conscious when she looked at Hal after ordering

I can't believe nobody noticed at 0:19 the waiter taking a seat to take Rosemary's order LMFAO!!

@ShiningTrailblazerTV

3 жыл бұрын

The amount of detail in this movie. At 0:58 you hear creaking which indictees the chair about to collapse underneath the weight of the girl that you can’t see. You also see Hal warning her about her back when she gets up from the chair but we know that it’s because she’s obese - which obviously he can’t see. This movie truly has 1st class continuity executives

@finster1968

3 жыл бұрын

Also notice the waiter didn’t even look at Rosemary when he came to take their order. He looked at Hal, and only in Rosemary’s direction when Hal let her go first. I’ll bet that was planned/scripted too.

@StuUngar

2 жыл бұрын

You’re reading too much into it. It was a trend in the late 90’s/early 2000’s that a server at places like Chili’s or Outback Steakhouse would sit in your booth or pull up a chair to take your order. It was meant to send “laid back/friendly” vibes. But many customers began complaining about it and restaurants began banning the practice because it often invaded peoples personal space and generally made customers feel uncomfortable, which is why you almost never see it anymore. But I can attest that it happened a lot during this period.

@evolutiontail5697

Жыл бұрын

​@@StuUngarI would absolutely love if the waiter or waitress did that to me.

1:07 "don't be a smartass" 😂

Is it me or Gwyneth Paltrow literally glows the whole movie?

Back in the old days when this film was made, Paltrow was considered one of the hottest actresses on the planet.

@yumekyn6283

21 күн бұрын

well deserved, she's beautiful

1:44 Gwyneth Paltrow defies the laws of physics, in Jack Black's hypnotised mind.

@alvexok5523

3 жыл бұрын

The laws of physics aren't really violated here, because Gwyneth's actual appearance isn't somehow mysteriously changed. It's all in Jack's mind, which is just his brain messing with his vision, just like any other hallucinatory symptoms a person may develope through medication, drugs, hypnosis, etc.

This is why I always sit in booths; more of a struggle to get in and out but not as embarrassing as a chair breaking. Relatable Big Girl problems Rosemary.

@jakyungrhee2180

3 жыл бұрын

No way. You can sit on a chair safely too. A chair has four legs.

@monkeygoesbananas

2 жыл бұрын

lol but rosemary also broke a booth remember

@finster1968

Жыл бұрын

@@monkeygoesbananas - Lol exactly. Also a bed in a deleted scene. 😂

You should get it welded better in the corners lmfao

I LOVE THE MEANING BEHIND THIS MOVIE. TRUE BEAUTY IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE ON THE INSIDE NOT THE OUTSIDE.

@alvexok5523

3 жыл бұрын

That is how some people see things, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But, young people still don't always look at it that way. Look at the earlier scene with the way those young women keep dissing Jack Black and Jason Alexander at the nightclub just because of their looks. They weren't thinking "beauty's in the eye of beholder", they just saw two less attractive guys and acted according to that and nothing else.

@h.epennypacker2598

3 жыл бұрын

Nicely down.. I say the exact same thing

@dirtydan9153

2 жыл бұрын

obesity is unhealthy.

Hal’s blank looks kill me and when he asks the guy what the chair is made of and he tells him steel and his reaction 😭😭😭💀💀💀👌🏼 I still think about this scene every few months without even watching it and laugh The condition of the chair too after cmonnnn 🤣🤣

Double Pizza Burger, Chili Cheese Fries, and a Chocolate Shake? Damn

@blazeswithwolvez7221

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a Saturday night out with the family.

lmfao - she straight flattened the chair - I remember seeing this movie in the theater years ago and everyone was literally dying of laughter from this movie. Good times.

I love how impressed he is with her order

"I dunno. No matter what I eat, my weight just seems to stay the same." How Hal intreprets this: "No matter how much I eat, I'm still skinny." What Rosemary really means: "No matter how little I eat, I'm still overweight."

i never get tired of this movie don't know what it is about it every time i see it i'm still as entertained as the 1st time, Gwyneth and Jack's performances were underrated, prime Gwyneth was insanely gorgeous

1:44 is a jumpscare

@stalkerman4045

4 жыл бұрын

pil gram Thank you

@blackberry8615

4 жыл бұрын

Lol yess

Absolutely love this movie. Jack Black & Gweneth Paltrow are so iconic in this movie 💖

Love when he says "God dang it" at 1:53. It's so faint but always cracks me up!

This is such a good lesson in this movie. Beauty is inside. I've know beautiful people that are AWFUL.

@AlexJones-rp3ld

3 жыл бұрын

Most of them are sadly

@krtlkid

3 жыл бұрын

yup and its those that ignored but now want me only because i have a woman now and refuse to desire them.They ignored me when I had nobody but then see me when theres a woman by my side who sees me.Even Hals neighbor in the movie was very shallow to him so it goes both ways.

I love this movie and I'm not even embarrassed to admit it!

@kylmon4759

2 жыл бұрын

why would u be..

@Aragonstar

2 жыл бұрын

@@kylmon4759 People say its bad but i love it

@kylmon4759

2 жыл бұрын

@@Aragonstar People also said Hitler was a saint

When your home hugging your pillow......yeah shes with me

Is this the film where he meets the hospital children and is so happy with them? Then after the spell or hypnosis is removed he goes back and doesn't recognize one of the kids because he's a burn victim? And that's when Hal realises he saw the beauty of the children as their character and not of their skin. It was a real aw moment too when you judge even kids by their aesthetic beauty, showing what a vain world we've been conditioned into

@willyd7944

4 жыл бұрын

Another one flew over the koo koo's nest.

@Wednesdaywoe1975

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@Gmoviesmoothie

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wednesdaywoe1975 thanks, I don't know what the previous comment even tried

by far one of the greatest films i have seen to date, you will laugh at this film 100%

This movie could never be made nowadays. The way the legs of the chair bent out LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

@djcease1996

Жыл бұрын

Better times back then. Today sucks.

2:02 Those two women did not have to walk out of the restaurant like that 😂 it’s not like anybody started shooting the place up or anything

@telesfororodriguez8408

4 жыл бұрын

They went without paid. They taked the distraction

@alvexok5523

3 жыл бұрын

@@telesfororodriguez8408 Yeah, lol, they found a perfect opportunity to pull the "run out and ditch paying our bill" routine. I never even noticed that until now when seeing you pointed it out

@cherrywilson6267

3 жыл бұрын

@@alvexok5523 the had menus in their hands, they didn’t ditch and run.

Uumm steel

@Dana-wq5tp

5 жыл бұрын

The funniest line in the whole movie! (LOL)

@Tigerheiress

4 жыл бұрын

DEAD

@MandyMelissa299

4 жыл бұрын

forwarddude333 best part 😂 gets me every time

They did a great job on the movie of shallow Hal and I am very happy that she found her prince charming who loves her 😍

When the guy said "steel" even hr was drawn bk by it lol

To see what Hal sees is only with the heart… and it is true but then again the eyes need to be seen with love to really bond over an overweight person.

gwyneth is so sweet and i love her perfomances. she is a really beauty

Glass of water and a crouton lmfao

"Uh,......steel." LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I remember watching this when I was in my early teens and I thought she was so pretty

I remember this movie. This is so much fun and full of heart.

Hilarious

@elsa557

6 жыл бұрын

I find that cuckoo thing he does really irritating and not funny at all.

I just watched it today and loved it such a fun movie and gwyneth is so pretty like

I’ve actually witnessed this happening once or twice before

I love how skinny Rose has a hard time getting up because she’s so big.

@theamazingandtalentedblake8296

5 жыл бұрын

turnupthesun81 how much do you think she weighs

@davidwilson4896

5 жыл бұрын

3/4 of a ton and that's before lunch

The acting and set up in these movies just feels more calm and natural.

Uh what do you weigh? 110 pounds? Which one of my butt cheeks are you talking about? This movie is really funny, I love watching it!

Breaking a chair at a table and falling on your butt is as embarrassing as grounding a bus driver seat and when you get out of bus driver seat the bus driver seat is so grounded so much that you cant get it to rise up anymore 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Flatearth69

5 жыл бұрын

FRANCISCO ANZALDO Subscribe,Share,Like, & Comment. ???

@ninir6897

3 жыл бұрын

what??? 😭😭😭

@FRANCISCOANZALDO1978

3 жыл бұрын

@@ninir6897 😂😂😂

You mean you get the hyena and i choose between the hippo and the giraffe!?

“What’s this made out off”….. “ ummm steel” lol 😂

I loved this movie as a kid. Had it on VHS. It’s incredible because the message is a true one, but this would absolutely NEVER fly today in theaters. Omg.

@alansmithy7930

28 күн бұрын

Why?

Glass of water and a crouton.

R.L. Stine from Goosebumps meets Pepper Potts from Iron Man

The back and forth on this is so great. I keep thinking she's about had it with him, but he keeps inadvertently smoothing it over without meaning to.

This needs a sequel

The beauty of Gwyneth is unreal

I love how uncomfortable this movie is to watch, all of his comments as he stands oblivious the whole time.

Think am gonna rewatch this. Loved this movie when I was a teenager.

Love the details in the scene - like how Rosemary is sitting with her arms on the table hunched over & her unable to get up quickly.

* lands on her stomach * “Is your back alright?!”

I like how the waiter sat down lol

With this Movie you can only laug and cry 🙂 so soo good

“OH MY GOD!!!” 😂😂

This movie is great

I can't believe this is gwyneth paltrow!!! She looks so different.. I didn't even know it was her

That's some serious hypnosis.

Makes me feel hungry watching this clip!!

Such a good movie, beauty is from within 💜

@d-staxworldwidestax7112

3 жыл бұрын

Love is love, no matter how you look on the outside, you're beautiful on the inside.

@KickingAssDaily

2 жыл бұрын

Only if we could really see that.

Love this me and I cant believe is been 18hrs

This movie always been hilarious

One of my favourite movies of all time.

Love this scene! Cracks me up everytime! Jack Black is a champion

I love this movie.

2:07 those people ditched out on their check. Lol

@johnlinnon2629

4 жыл бұрын

They're stars. They can get away with it.

This is so funny he thinks it’s the chairs fault meanwhile the chair is made of steal and it’s bent

That Hal's look at 0:31 🤣

Watched this movie last night had not seen it in years and I always wanted to try the food they order in this scene. A pizza burger sounds delicious!

damn i love this movie, i remember this on vhs when i was kid

Love this movie 😍

At 1:37 whoa I would’ve said Are you tryin to get crazy with me huh ? Don’t U know I’m Local ? JD-Hal .

The movie equivalent of beer Goggle's for life

1:36 😂

A Double Pizza Burger, Chili Cheese Fries and a Large Chocolate Milkshake....WOW, that is a lot of calories and fat. Risk factors such as high blood pressure, high cholesterol and diabetes will eventually catch up if you keep doing that. I will say that I was overweight as a teenager but I lost 80 lbs 2 months after turning 20.

@cherrywilson6267

3 жыл бұрын

No one cares, Chad

@h.epennypacker2598

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Dr. Chad

@chadguindon6909

3 жыл бұрын

@@h.epennypacker2598 Thank you but I am NOT a doctor. You don't need to be a doctor to know that stuff. It is common sense.

@chadguindon6909

2 жыл бұрын

@JesusisLord - Antonio T. Cutting out the fat and calories. Eating more fruits and vegetables. Also, you need to exercise more. It wasn't 2 months. It was longer. I started doing it at in the fall and the weight was gone by spring.

Don't be afraid to order a real meal ladies!!!

I love this movie