"She's so negative she depresses the devil"😂😂😂

I'd love to hear you use one of my grandmother's favorites, "If that man took all he knew and a quarter, he'd still be 10 cents short to make a phone call."

"Up at the WalMart" is the funniest line and she can deliver it perfectly everytime. I love the southern ladies. They have my vote and subscribe.

@dougreid2351

7 ай бұрын

I watch the ads too.

"With great cleavage comes great responsibility." 😂😂😂😂

@KelleyBroussardMackaig

7 жыл бұрын

My favorite!

@numberonewithcheese

7 жыл бұрын

Tell Spiderman to step aside.

@coffeedogcrochet

6 жыл бұрын

Julz B n

@sisi11122

5 жыл бұрын

I don't have any respondibility Julz B

@imtheboss1826

5 жыл бұрын

Don't I know it!

"Your mama knows what you did last night even Jesus can't help you now" 😂😂😂

I will turn my house upside down before I use my good scissors for anything! Great early training, Gran❣️ My new favorite is "I'll start drinkin' water when it comes frozen and surrounded by bourbon."

"I used to put bourbon in my coffee, now I just put it in my coffee cup"

@carolecook1116

6 жыл бұрын

bosborn29150 ~ ☕Loved it!☕

@MicaelaGutierrez2004

6 жыл бұрын

Me when I get older

@lynn.d1015

4 жыл бұрын

Me too!😂

@jayhoward8212

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I just LOL and paused to check the comments

@jrobertmoore9406

4 жыл бұрын

My grandpa, a bourbon distiller, used to run it on his bald head to make his hair grow, didn't work

"You better tuck your tongue behind your teeth cause your crazy is showing" :) Bless their heart whoever she was talking about.

@apriltini

5 жыл бұрын

I had to pause the video to stop laughing and catch my breath.

@ajcarr1965

3 жыл бұрын

That's the Southern belle's way of telling someone to do their own self a favor & shut up.

"Caskets on sale at Walmart" 😂😂😂😂😂

@nathanjoerndt8804

7 жыл бұрын

I work there but we don't have any caskets :( :P

@MirandaRights008

7 жыл бұрын

Bless your heart.

@kaylafuller8948

7 жыл бұрын

Nathan Joerndt Walmart sells them but you can only buy them online look it up

@allenbooth7033

7 жыл бұрын

I ain't never seen caskets on sale at Wal-Mart.

@kaylafuller8948

7 жыл бұрын

Allen Booth You can only get them at walmart.com

"You'd better tuck your tongue behind your teeth, because your crazy is showing!" I am still laughing at that one.

New favorite! "With great cleavage, comes great responsibility!" Laura Bell Bundy fit in like she was there all along.

@PJ_the_tortie

6 жыл бұрын

Heather Thomas She is hilarious! I thought she looked familiar to me and I looked it up and she was on Hart of Dixie show! I had all the last season on my DVR and it died, I was so sad!

"They got caskets on sale up at the Wal-Mart" LOL!

I have said "Dolly Parton should run for president." Lord, I would have voted for her.

@Tina06019

7 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@johnputney2661

7 жыл бұрын

Why not? She couldn't do worse than many, and better than most.

@Tina06019

6 жыл бұрын

john putney She has a good heart, and quite a lot of brains, too!

@carolglover3582

4 жыл бұрын

She is a brilliant business person. owned the rights to her music...smart.

@christinab.2864

3 жыл бұрын

We need to go ask her it’s our last chance to save this country

"I'm so in debt can't pay respect at a funeral" killed me 😂😂😂

Don't use my good scissors for that... I didn't know that was a thing, but I've heard it a time or twelve. Love y'all, ladies!

@sylviesatie7189

6 жыл бұрын

My mom AND grandma told me that multiple times :(

@kathyyoung1774

5 жыл бұрын

TheMick26 That’s cause her good scissors are her SEWING scissors, and they have to be really sharp to cut cloth cleanly.

@maryprotzman8088

4 жыл бұрын

OMG! I say that to this day!

@zoesmybaby

4 жыл бұрын

Don't you youngins dare touch my good fabric scissors!

@funkyzero

4 жыл бұрын

yea wait til you get one of the good butter knives and use it for a screwdriver, that's when things get ugly

At 2:05 ---- That's my line: "She should just skip the pleasantries and strap a mattress to her back!"

what kills me. i looked it up. walmart does sell caskets. lmao

@tonyromano6220

4 жыл бұрын

Jim Tilley LoL

@pew9277

4 жыл бұрын

Jim Tilley they have for a long time. Ha ha.

@larrydunham2538

4 жыл бұрын

what You thought She made that up?

@TheTrueOnyxRose

4 жыл бұрын

@Larry Dunham: I wasn’t sure.

The comment - about your momma knowing what you did and jesus can't help - classic!!!!!

@pollackmorgan3149

3 жыл бұрын

Hello how are you doing 😊

You know, until I started watching your videos, I never thought twice about the "southernisms" that I speak on a daily basis, lol. I've heard all of them since I was knee high to a grass hopper! :D

@jettahammond2916

7 жыл бұрын

SpunkySouthernGirl same. It's funny isn't it?

@drsamouk

7 жыл бұрын

we also said, OH lawds, she done peed in her chili.

These videos are great. They remind me of things my Nanny and Granny used to say while sitting on the porch with their sweet tea. They used to let me play with the biscuit dough like it was playdough and then send me outside with some carrots to feed to the neighbors horses. Thanks for bringing back some fond memories of my childhood. Lots of love from Georgia :)

My momma used to say, " you think you are hotter that shit on a silver platter, but you ain't nothin but cold snot on a paper plate."

@stacey_d

7 жыл бұрын

I think I would like your momma. :)

@drsamouk

7 жыл бұрын

we said it similar. like you think youre hot snot with a cherry on top but youre really a cold booger on a paper plate. LOL

@mariahm169

7 жыл бұрын

Monica Collier I know the saying as "she thinks she's hot shit on a silver platter but she ain't nothing but a cold turd on a paper plate"

@Heat1976

7 жыл бұрын

Cordelia Enid H yeah, they both love sausage. lol

@NickSwaim100

7 жыл бұрын

Mariah M pqdryuvazpgfdsalmz

- Slicker than snot on a doorknob. - That man is just another job that doesn't pay. 🤣

Is that Laura Bell Bundy????? Yes it is!!! I was laughing so much I missed the bit at the end! "Kentucky Dirty" ...my all time fave video!......oohhhhhhhhhh.........

"i'm plum tired of y'all playin' pokéman on my property!" 😂😂

That just irks the stew out a me. And my grandma always says " who let her out of the house looking like that?"

You missed one. "You better give your heart to the Lord, 'cause your a__ is mine". Heard that from my mother a lot! ::)

“Boats, boats, boats.” - Laura Bell Bundy

"I'll drink more water as long as it's frozen and surrounded by bourbon."

Julia, you really should become the new spokeswoman for Walmart I hear you mention Walmart more than anyone. They probably close the store down and clear out customers there when they know you're coming so you have the place to yourself 😊😁

Oh my goodness!!! Y'all my mama, God rest her soul, told me that my hair looks like cat's have been sucking on the ends numerous times!!! I thought she was the only one :) Of course, she only said this when I let the natural curl go a little cray-cray. And then to follow that with "You might feel a little better if you put some lipstick on" that's ME!!!! I think my favorite line though was "With great cleavage comes great responsibility." Amen, honey, Amen!!

@marshaburas8493

Жыл бұрын

I have said that

"There she goes, ass swinging like church bells on Easter." LOL

Southern sayings and southern twang is music to my ears.

im from the south so so much of this is every day talk it seems like a normal clip.

@lifebeyondthesalary2458

4 жыл бұрын

Anonymous Family yup

I had the sweetest lady friend, when she said " bless your little heart" it was the meanest insult she would impart.

Eight episodes in, I’m loving it, but I ‘m still waiting on “that child ain’t right.” Bless you all.

Darn it I had a project to complete now I'm sitting here wondering if a "one legged duck actually does swim in circles"

@summersys

7 жыл бұрын

wildinfernoninety I'm pretty sure it does. Look it up

@carolynthomason9102

7 жыл бұрын

Jeff fox worthy

@susancnw59

7 жыл бұрын

Sad to admit I know this, but yes they do.

@honeyx04

7 жыл бұрын

wildinfernoninety I'm not lying me too!! 😂😂😂😂😂

@ajcarr1965

3 жыл бұрын

How else could a one legged duck swim? (But the saying isn't really about ducks anyway.)

"Those pants make your butt look like a bag of cats fightin' to get out." Lol.

I just love all you great ladies! I was born and raised in Atlanta Georgia and miss the south and that southern sense of humor. I work out west now, where no one knows how to make a decent glass of sweet tea! ...Born Southern by the Grace of God ;)

Dont use my good scissors for that! I love it!

@HealthyandLovingLife

7 жыл бұрын

Paulette Mcmahan My mom says that a lot lol

@broncochick4x4

7 жыл бұрын

Paulette Mcmahan, I've said that. LOL

@mals86

7 жыл бұрын

If I had a nickel for every time I've said that, I could BUY me one of them caskets on sale up at the Walmart!

@AzurHvns

7 жыл бұрын

My momma said that. I never knew there to actually be any good scissors, they were all as dull as dishwater.

@kaa6918

6 жыл бұрын

i've definitely said that

This is SO FUNNY! Hahahaha yes! These quotes will help the world to understand us a lot better here in the deep south! "You don't need six tree stands. You only got one ass!" :P

@melissagibson3712

3 жыл бұрын

Funny. I told my husband the exact same thing. lol

My momma semt me to charm school.....twice Ha!

Some of my favorites that I heard growing up: -Get out of your Meme's flower beds 'fore I wear you out! -If you tear up my front porch swing I'ma tear up your behind! -If I've told you once, I've told you more than twice..... -You've got about as much sense as an inbred chicken.

Dolly should run for president. So should Willie Nelson! Hell! They could run together! I love yall's videos by the way. I'm a Southern boy too far from home, and while I call my momma and both of my mamaws, at least weekly, watching and listening to you lovely ladies, never leaves me without a smile. ♡

@SouthernWomenChannel

7 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for your kind words and support, darlin'! I'm editing Episode 9 this week. It'll drop before the end of June...stay tuned for more Southern humor!

3:23 I half expected her to say "Oh my stars n' bars!"

@nashernash

7 жыл бұрын

Cormac Moore I'm from Tennessee and I've heard it said like that a time or two

OMG i get so excited when I see y'all filmed a new one! I love Laura Bell Bundy, Kentucky proud 💙

Love southern women. Wish I could meet a sassy one with a great sense of humour.

ITS LBB!!! I swear I almost cried tears of joy.

"You better tuck your tongue behind your teeth because your crazy is showin" 😂😂😂😂😂

Ha ha, "Hair looks like a cat's been sucking on it." And "There's she goes swinging that ass like church bells on Sunday." I laughed out loud good on those two. Oh, and "Let's go bra shopping." I didn't know that was why I love to bra shop was because it was common to Southern women. :)

@snippyJ

7 жыл бұрын

my cat DOES suck on my hair sometimes! 😂

@catwoman1263

6 жыл бұрын

We always said she had a swing on her back porch, lol

@redheadshortie7854

5 жыл бұрын

I used lets go bra shoppin the other day

I'm so broke I couldn't pay respects at a funeral! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I'm done!!!

@dragontatsx3

4 жыл бұрын

another variation of that one is "I'm so broke I can't pay attention"

@charleneeberhardt3364

4 жыл бұрын

Io

I love this channel. I'm a guy from New York and California but I'm starting to talk like a Southern women. Thank you ladies.

@NurseLadyVLOGS

Жыл бұрын

Lol I’m a native New Yorker and hearing both melts my heart I tell you what 😊

"Dolly Parton should run for President!" TRUE!

It's true. I married a southern girl. She has heard it all and its just like that. :)

Dear southern ladies, love your videos! Please keep up the great work! \o/ Greetings from Germany.

"than man is just another job that don't pay" thanks ladies. that's my new favorite.

The fact that hear or say all these things makes it even better

I would give my grandmother's cast iron pan to be a special guest on this show.

♡Gotta love the south!♡

Laura Bell Bundy is just the best guest so far! Love her!

Laura Bell done stopped by from cooter County! lmao

So tickled to see KY represented y'all! GOOOO CATS!!

Kentucky gals in the house!!! 🤗

@doughesson

5 жыл бұрын

Being from Memphis & living in Paducah,I was a Wildcats fan until Calipari screwed over Memphis State before skipping off to UK. Y'all can keep him.

Brilliant, as always, spot on! LOVE that LBB made an appearance!!!! My mom says to me almost every single day "I think you'd feel better if you put on some lipstick." I died laughing!

@NurseLadyVLOGS

Жыл бұрын

😂

The women in this video are finer than frogs' hairs!

Southern lingo is all about metaphors and similes! lol

lmao i love these videos, they make me feel like i'm closer to home

Funny! "My new truck can shit and get"

Just found this and laughed all the way through...love this! I grew up with these sayin's. Thanks for bringing back memories!

"She's not even a hot mess...she's a lukewarm mess!" ❤

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!!!! My favorite part was Dolly Parton for president!!!!

Well I’ll drink more water if it’s frozen and surrounded by bourbon!😂😂😂 Me too! Southern women are bar none the best on the planet!

OMG!!! I have seriously had dreams about Danny McBride!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Why??? Y'all crack me up! Been watching your videos for years! Always a pleasure!

Thank you ladies! Y'all certainly brightened up my morning!! Honest!!!

Y'all are just cuter than bugs' ears! Happy Thanksgiving!

My grandmother would always say bless his pickin heart ❤

Laura Bell Bundy............... absolutely hilarious !!!!

My grandmother used to say all the time, "Live and learn, die and forget it all."

@KW-onceuponatime

5 жыл бұрын

Redinna Long My father said that too! And now I say it.

@JettBlast

4 жыл бұрын

Stealing it!

once again you knocked it out the park. I shared on Facebook and Twitter.

"You better tuck your tongue behind your teeth 'cause your crazy is showing." My new favorite line.

Lol so true I hear this daily

Omg, I haven't watched it all, but is that Laura Bell Bundy?!?!

@angeliquemariel2916

7 жыл бұрын

Yes that is Laura Bell Bundy.

@86thislove

6 жыл бұрын

I used to watch Hart of Dixie and thought she looked familiar.

@newtdailyvlog

4 жыл бұрын

Taylor Hubbell I was literally scrolling through comments to see if anyone else asked that question

from Rutherfordton north Carolina and god I hear these alot

"Thar she goes... Ass swingin' like church bells on Easter!" LOL

The best one yet! Laura Bell Bundy was a real treat! can't get enough.

If Dolly Parton would have run for president, she would’ve won.

Omg y'all say everything on Mom says😙😙🙌🙌I love y'all videos

"I'm plum tired of y'all playin Pokemon on my property." Brilliant!

My Great Aunt Mick always said "There's never a pot so crooked you can't find a lid to fit it." I LOVE YOU LADIES. you always make me laugh.

ive noticed my accent becomes more predominate every time i watch these!

yeah dolly pardon for president

That is some great stuff. Thank you for reminding me why America is Great! Sure cant tell by watching anything on TV. Reminds me of my Mom and her Sisters. God Bless America.

This is good shit. My momma says this stuff all the time.

I would've voted for Dolly in a heartbeat lol Happy Thanksgiving!

@carolecook1116

6 жыл бұрын

Morte Faery ~ 'Parton For President' slips off the😝tongue

... couldn't poor piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. I need to remember this.

@ChristChickAutistic

3 жыл бұрын

I said it the other day, lol!

Julia, I absolutely LOVE ya'll!!!! I could just watch these vids over and over. I sit here laughing my head off and nobody in the house but me and the dog! Please keep putting these things out. Ya'll are always SPOT ON with the south and its crazy culture

I swear I actually DID say "Dolly Parton should run for President" just before the election. LOL!

My momma didn't raise an idiot except my brother. And another one my pawpaw used to say. When asked how are u he would say fair to middling.

@drsamouk

7 жыл бұрын

or if I got any better id have to die

@ajcarr1965

3 жыл бұрын

"Still better than the alternative" "I read the obits this mornin' an' I ain't in 'em" "At least I'm still mowin' the lawn, ain't under it yet."

Y'all seriously!! When we went to our house in Nicaragua they had caskets at their Walmart. For real. I was like what....

@pollackmorgan3149

3 жыл бұрын

Hello how are you doing 😊😊

not from the south but ive lived here for 13 years. i keep watching these to see if i recognize any and i usually know like one or two per video xD

All of these are hysterical!! I find that I say at least half dozen per video!! Goes to show just how Southern I am!!