Sh*t Nobody In the Infantry Says

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Things you'll never hear a grunt saying

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  • @jarynborja7931
    @jarynborja7931 Жыл бұрын

    The Cyber Awareness one got me good smh

  • @koningkonaan1899

    @koningkonaan1899

    Жыл бұрын

    I had to do a full-body eye-roll/groan, if that can be accurately described

  • @jarynborja7931

    @jarynborja7931

    Жыл бұрын

    @@koningkonaan1899 the struggle is real.

  • @pws354_8

    @pws354_8

    Жыл бұрын

    So... this is the politics my high school friend in the Army was talking about, well, at least the small part of the whole ugly ass picture!

  • @jarynborja7931

    @jarynborja7931

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@pws354_8 damn right! And it only gets worse.

  • @pws354_8

    @pws354_8

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jarynborja7931 Then it appears that the US military is currently seeking political loyalty over compentency in combat or warfighting, particularly under peace time with garrison units...

  • @screamingeagle11b
    @screamingeagle11b Жыл бұрын

    It's Monday and it's beautiful outside, so let's go for a 8 mile run

  • @murkoffcorp4214

    @murkoffcorp4214

    Жыл бұрын

    Good enough I guess

  • @ndl6827

    @ndl6827

    3 ай бұрын

    Mondays... Btn 'fun run' in the infantry meant 10 miles for my company because 'we don't quit - they do.'

  • @shanilbahadur7546
    @shanilbahadur7546 Жыл бұрын

    In a parallel universe

  • @i-h8-democrats
    @i-h8-democrats Жыл бұрын

    The best part on a friday was waiting around all day and then at 1500 its time to pull weapons out to do maintenance because someone forgot to put that out in the morning.

  • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_

    @Rick_Sanchez_C137_

    Жыл бұрын

    Or do area beautification because post sergeant major found out he pissed off his wife and now needs excuses not to go home to her cause he a cucked POS……. true stories from 7th ID, 1992

  • @skarletpowers3016
    @skarletpowers30165 ай бұрын

    "I always know what I'm going to do at work. It's awesome!" Lol

  • @rickieyoumans8554
    @rickieyoumans8554 Жыл бұрын

    underated asf

  • @soon2bsaint680
    @soon2bsaint6806 ай бұрын

    Bro u nailed this

  • @reddevilparatrooper
    @reddevilparatrooper Жыл бұрын

    Back in the late 80s we got released early when I was in my Airborne Battalion in Panama sometimes. That shit will never happen in mech infantry.

  • @francisruggiero8361

    @francisruggiero8361

    3 ай бұрын

    Did you shave every day?

  • @reddevilparatrooper

    @reddevilparatrooper

    3 ай бұрын

    @@francisruggiero8361 Yes

  • @Bushido6.2
    @Bushido6.2 Жыл бұрын

    This is the whole Army, not just 11B.

  • @jr.slayer3315
    @jr.slayer3315 Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, idk why our mechanics take like 2 hours of lunch break, but every time I need a track mechanic, they are never there

  • @raygunreagan2274

    @raygunreagan2274

    9 ай бұрын

    We’re tired of dealing with people who can’t formulate proper sentences and that can’t do their own pmcs because they lack any kind of brain

  • @EpsteinNooseSolutions781
    @EpsteinNooseSolutions781 Жыл бұрын

    I’da stayed in my if I was in that unit. Lmfao that last one was the funniest

  • @brianc9374
    @brianc9374 Жыл бұрын

    there actually are a lot of times where we do get released early.....it's usually on the hush though

  • @melyssa8585

    @melyssa8585

    Жыл бұрын

    Because the co wanna leave early too but they don’t wanna get caught either lol of course

  • @kylenigro5850
    @kylenigro58509 ай бұрын

    Former track mechanic here, long lunch breaks are inaccurate. It's more like 4 35min smoke breaks. What do you want from us though, all the damn vehicles are from the the Vietnam era and all the parts we used are refurbished or stolen off another vehicle, the Army mechanic way.

  • @dustinsmith4184
    @dustinsmith4184 Жыл бұрын

    And yet I still miss it everyday....

  • @shaktiwarrior3450
    @shaktiwarrior3450 Жыл бұрын

    I remember those days waiting in the CP for final formation which was usually around 2000

  • @andrewodom6158
    @andrewodom61582 ай бұрын

    The dude must be an 11b leg unit." All the way, Bro "

  • @gonzalomanriquezjr864
    @gonzalomanriquezjr864 Жыл бұрын

    Shit that’s the Artillery too 😂

  • @coldsoldier313
    @coldsoldier313 Жыл бұрын

    This is gold 💯 Too accurate

  • @austinshannon4197
    @austinshannon4197 Жыл бұрын

    I only have 106 days left in the U.S. Army IRR.

  • @jeremykeller5258

    @jeremykeller5258

    10 ай бұрын

    Out yet

  • @Patrick212-xs7xc

    @Patrick212-xs7xc

    9 ай бұрын

    Out yet

  • @Dexterity0121

    @Dexterity0121

    7 ай бұрын

    Thank you for your service

  • @larrydraper2118
    @larrydraper2118Ай бұрын

    That has to be the modern Army! It wasn't like that in the 80's!!

  • @thegameroftheyear4751
    @thegameroftheyear47519 ай бұрын

    Them army computers actually run decently fast if you update your drivers that havent been updated in 6 years 🤣

  • @lysolcoke2HD

    @lysolcoke2HD

    8 ай бұрын

    Yeah, if you can find the 6.

  • @jermainemarshall6819

    @jermainemarshall6819

    Ай бұрын

    You must be a 25B 😅

  • @pointsoflightradio9785
    @pointsoflightradio97853 ай бұрын

    Canadian infantry would sound like "I love 'top high' excersises" or "I'll take 'hard rations' over 'fresh rats' any day"

  • @markphillips4553
    @markphillips4553Ай бұрын

    What!!!! Nobody shaves any more.

  • @MrAwesomedude96
    @MrAwesomedude962 ай бұрын

    Wanna know what else nobody in the infantry says? "Yeah, bro. Ear rings, beards, and long hair are fine."

  • @mehcutcheon2401
    @mehcutcheon2401 Жыл бұрын

    High five if you've ever 'dropped' a secure laptop because it lost its encryption again.

  • @Luke_Holtz
    @Luke_Holtz5 ай бұрын

    Earrings in the Army now? 🌈

  • @growthtalk
    @growthtalk3 ай бұрын

    😂GOT IT!!! HOTTER THAN FISH GREASE!!!

  • @raimbaalgaming1226
    @raimbaalgaming12268 ай бұрын

    In a good support unit, mechanics probably work the hardest and longest. As unpopular as the comment is going to be, cooks have some crazy hours too. I was a mechanic working 4am to midnight every day just trying to get the job done. While the other attachments would show up for morning formation and head home after. Then you wonder why mechanics say screw it after a while.

  • @fireballfitness170

    @fireballfitness170

    8 ай бұрын

    I had a roommate that was a mechanic. I can vouch for his long hours.

  • @stuka80
    @stuka8010 ай бұрын

    "i love these road marches"

  • @taytayhello6084
    @taytayhello608410 ай бұрын

    This is so spot on 😂😂😂

  • @garysuarez9614
    @garysuarez9614 Жыл бұрын

    It's SO EFFICIENT. oh no...somebody added halucinagens to the water buffallo again...

  • @grnttylr480
    @grnttylr480 Жыл бұрын

    This man is a legend.

  • @strickersniper7909
    @strickersniper7909 Жыл бұрын

    More like combat arms in general

  • @travelingspartan2035

    @travelingspartan2035

    Жыл бұрын

    Yup. The title could've said Combat Engineers and would've been equally accurate.

  • @GnarlyCharlieGuns
    @GnarlyCharlieGuns8 ай бұрын

    I wish

  • @77icky
    @77icky Жыл бұрын

    Training is the best joke ever told. Until those ORIs come along.

  • @4002corbe
    @4002corbe6 ай бұрын

    …. I don’t need to shave!

  • @whoismitchconnor120
    @whoismitchconnor1203 ай бұрын

    Def parallel, has earrings in

  • @sekepa6247
    @sekepa62474 ай бұрын

    Am not even in the USA army and I am relating to this

  • @Max-zv8hm
    @Max-zv8hm Жыл бұрын

    1st ID. Fuuuck that. Lmao. All the way, brother.

  • @skorpio156
    @skorpio156Ай бұрын

    I'm an Infantry Veteran...yeah things have changed imo😂

  • @maw1186
    @maw11868 ай бұрын

    Shit nobody in the military says period 😂😂😂😂

  • @Rickm449
    @Rickm44911 ай бұрын

    Major pog vibes here.

  • @Critinestone
    @Critinestone3 ай бұрын

    Shit nobody says: unshaven and earrings as a captained I love the big army Hoooah

  • @cryptojuicer
    @cryptojuicer Жыл бұрын

    These Army computers are SO fast

  • @meh6953
    @meh695311 ай бұрын

    Fort. Irwin baby! Lol 😂😂

  • @user-it3gp4vm1z
    @user-it3gp4vm1z7 ай бұрын

    Ah the statistically most likely to die corps

  • @rebelbatdave5993
    @rebelbatdave599311 ай бұрын

    Must be the new Army? HA ha!??

  • @Snuffy03
    @Snuffy0311 күн бұрын

    Don't know what Army infantry doesn't say, but Army grooming standards are in the shitter. You can't act like a soldier if you don't look like one.

  • @giovannielisca1006
    @giovannielisca1006 Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RivetGardener
    @RivetGardener6 ай бұрын

    Laughing may ass off. this is so good. Former combat infantryman paratrooper. WTF is cyberawarenesss?

  • @soulproximity6259
    @soulproximity6259 Жыл бұрын

    Good job, guys. we got all the work done early. Now we can all sit around and do nothing until 1600, upon which we will have found more work that needs to be done right now for whatever reason

  • @123wsz
    @123wsz Жыл бұрын

    RIP

  • @tokyosmash
    @tokyosmash Жыл бұрын

    Aaaaaand subscribed

  • @mughalmehwish7183
    @mughalmehwish7183 Жыл бұрын

    Thanks 😮😅😊

  • @robertjung329
    @robertjung3298 ай бұрын

    Pog

  • @aeternusthegoat
    @aeternusthegoat Жыл бұрын

    noted

  • @mitchellcleveland6182
    @mitchellcleveland618211 ай бұрын

    Big Red One!

  • @johnkuligowski9813
    @johnkuligowski98138 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😅

  • @jamesmcaffie
    @jamesmcaffie5 ай бұрын

    😂😂

  • @lacedinperfume
    @lacedinperfume Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣💀☠️

  • @mughalmehwish7183
    @mughalmehwish7183 Жыл бұрын

    This is actually a.........😮😅😊

  • @alejandrooreilly5404
    @alejandrooreilly54048 ай бұрын

    your gonna get fucking smoked on those ridgelines my girlfriend freaked 😂 she was like who is gonna smoke us

  • @Troop.Tells_TV
    @Troop.Tells_TV11 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @justusmyers7726
    @justusmyers7726 Жыл бұрын

    Yo what's the intro song???

  • @the_real_sunny

    @the_real_sunny

    Жыл бұрын

    It's a free intro riff here on youtube: Type in like rock/trap instrumental 'free' haha

  • @bobdylan7432
    @bobdylan7432 Жыл бұрын

    😢 zonk

  • @mountainsurge7235
    @mountainsurge72359 ай бұрын

    Continuing to bully the S-shops can do one of two things. A: Progressively make them better because leadership might see that their shit. Or B: do worse…… Knowing them, more than likely B

  • @user-bd5md5cm2j
    @user-bd5md5cm2j Жыл бұрын

    I bet the motor pool would be so much better if they had a few incentives....learn from private market

  • @JokerX126
    @JokerX12610 ай бұрын

    This dude doesn't miss. But I'm also confused as to what rank he is and what unit he's in 😂

  • @Abs0lut3_ZER0
    @Abs0lut3_ZER0 Жыл бұрын

    I resent that s1 statement

  • @cmoney220
    @cmoney2203 ай бұрын

    Should change that to shit nobody in the Army says. Pretty sure it's not just infantry. That patch on your shoulder, one of the worst units I served in. Definitely not getting early time off.

  • @jackiehilliard2898
    @jackiehilliard28989 ай бұрын

    Am I the only one that see a resemblance to Tupac?🤔

  • @raleighkellyc9375
    @raleighkellyc9375 Жыл бұрын

    Why the "F"is their army lame in a marine corps video

  • @elevenb6967

    @elevenb6967

    11 ай бұрын

    ^^^^ I read this post 4 times, and I STILL can't make any sense of it. -_-

  • @rommelvaldez149
    @rommelvaldez1498 ай бұрын

    We never have this issue in the Ranger battalion

  • @darrengilbert7438
    @darrengilbert7438 Жыл бұрын

    Funny how this dude changes his rank and unit patches throughout. Wouldn't be impersonating an officer would he?

  • @padraig6200

    @padraig6200

    Жыл бұрын

    That's not how that works but this guy was actually an officer afaik

  • @user-qz5ft9tq7z
    @user-qz5ft9tq7z2 ай бұрын

    This is all true and funny. But you joined something your supposed to die in..quit these tiktok vids

  • @francisruggiero8361
    @francisruggiero83613 ай бұрын

    How about shaving? You all look sloppy. Where is the discipline? What is Biden doing to our army?

  • @Whayleejay
    @Whayleejay Жыл бұрын

    Yep. S1+mechanics killed me, did a 6 year stint in 4ID 3ABCT.

  • @AndrewB221
    @AndrewB22111 ай бұрын

    Hey, I really don’t care! I wasn’t Infantry except in BSC, I was Field Artillery guy

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