Sh*t Athletes Never Say
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"Excellent job Jen, that's why i'm sitting here and your right there" lmfao
The sarcasm throughout this video had my stomach hurting from laughing so much. Oh and “You know what PKs stand for? Piece of cake, I’m not even fucking worried about this!” lmao
@SaarrahR
9 жыл бұрын
Javier Zamora lmfao me too
@kelkiiii
9 жыл бұрын
Javier Zamora that part had me dying too haha
@jacechunn1531
9 жыл бұрын
Javier Zamora As soon as she said PK I came down here for that comment LMFHO
Hugging the player that decided to trample your beautiful keeper toes is actually a great way to get them so weirded out that they stay in their own half for the rest of the game. The more you know.
@loacamacaro
7 жыл бұрын
friffas haha im gonna try that tbh
@noor5742
5 жыл бұрын
friffas I like ALWAYS do that 😏
"Thank god that ball was over pumped." Most relatable thing ever.
"Thank god that ball was over pumped" hahahahaha priceless.
Next time somebody marks me up on a corner kick I'm definitely giving them a hug so that maybe they think I'm crazy and decide to leave me alone
When the headband broke omg "yes" she like whispered it 😂
@annajenkins9476
5 жыл бұрын
xErzaAFx IK I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
@blasterflash7146
4 жыл бұрын
No one would ever say that in real life, lol 😆
"thank god that ball was overpumped" and "i love getting benched" made me laugh so hard :'D
"I haven't had a carb since 1990"
@pheonixeye_1162
5 жыл бұрын
1999
When she hit the post the reaction must have been genuine since it took her a while to hit it
"You know what PK's stand for "piece of cake"" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
THIS COULD NOT BE ANY MORE ACCURATE
"I haven't had a carb, since 1999.... and I had a fucking bagel this morning!"😂
Trying to watch this with a poker face while your parents are staring at you is a lot harder than I thought...lol
2:00 the over pumped ball one 👌😂😭 #relatable
I'm not kidding, I've watched this 38 times in a row because it's so funny!!!
The realest video I've ever seen in my entire life.
I love this video I was laughing the whole time I was watching it.
That was way too accurate and hilarious! love it! XD
The last little skit is so relatable. I usually start and play nearly the entire game, yet the game my grandparents and aunts come, I'm sitting on the bench.😭
1:23 why do I keep on laughing so much!😂😂😂
This video is freaking hilarious I've been quoting it all day !! Hahah you guys are legit comedians
The carb scene lol
"Perfect in the thighs perfect in the waist" Me: "all my damn jeans I had were to tight on the waist or thighs, I am for ever wearing ale thick shorts or adidas pants."
3:30 was great. "I hope you don't mind."
@nhatpham7626
6 жыл бұрын
scottab140 i
@amanda.s44
6 жыл бұрын
scottab140 that happens to me so much! I’m a goal keeper too.
"I'm gonna devour this, mmm.. lettuce" 😂😂😂
2:47 Was the Best!! 😂
LOL I play hockey, but this is still the truest shit I've ever heard.
Yall just get better and better! I love yall!!!!
you guys should do a Q&A! You guys are so talented and i love your videos!
Excellent job Jen!
Who else here has had to go in the men's room because they were in the middle of a game? 😂
So true!! I am an athlete and I say every one of these things.
*hits the post* -Yeeeees!😂😂😂😂 It was good
I love this so much, I was laughing the whole time
Please make a part two!!!
I say the PK thing every time as a joke now.
This is so funny❤ I love how it slowly gets more sarcastic towards the end
Last one was so funny! Keep it up
Everyone is so so true HAHAHAHA!!! Love these!!
All of these are sooo true! " of course we can hang out i don't have soccer" said nobody ever.
hahahahah I love this video!! I've been playing since I was 9 (now 18) and could not stop laughing at this video.
LOL!! soo funny love these vids
*hits the post* “yes!!!” 😂
I love it so much! It's so true and funny!
OH MY GOODNESS!! I couldn't stop laughing!!
1:07 the way they said “kardashians”
this is possibly the funniest video I've ever seen LOL
this is so relatable i LOVE THIS
This is a beautiful piece of art.
Thank god that ball was overpumped! ahahahahaha that is so me
funniest thing I've ever seen omg I am in tears, this is so true!
Omg so funny I love your videos!
"That's why I'm standing here and you're right there, good job !!!" hihi
omg u were at my middle school filming these and the high school i’m gonna go to
All this is so true!!
Shannon reminds me so much of this coach I know y'all look alike y'alls voices are real similar and y'all are both really funny
Omfg I legit started Laughing at the beginning😂😂😂👏
Watching this to get my mind off of theatre I might get the lead as a freshman, My original plan was a small role and to work my way up, but wish me luck
The one about not getting your starting position is so true
LOVE THIS VIDEO SO MUCH
I like the part hugging the person blocking the goalie in a corner kick and the keeper saying I love you so much. I bet you if your a keeper and do that no one will come next to you no more.
Haha! Awesome vid! XD So true.
Being a goalkeeper, the “you know what pk stands for? piece of cake I’m not even fucking worried about it” made me laugh so hard 😂😂
i'm the goalkeeper trying to tie her shoes 😭😭😭
I love you guys!
1:01 so funny hahahaa I’m dying honestly so funny
Omg when she hit the post I actually died😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 YEEEAHHH
this is actually hilarious! 😂
2:15 OMG ME ALL THE TIME HAHAHAHAHAHA
*smashes it off the post* YES!
Lmao Pk - piece of cake 😂😂
I love this😂😂😂
so accurate I can't even
when they said sorry for knocking someone down in my head I was screaming NEVER NEVR NEVR SAY SORRY
0:12 HAHAHA "DAMN IT SMELLS GOOD WOOO"
The goalkeeper one! Had me laughing so hard! PKs, more like FRICK FRICK GOTTA SAVE IT CANT LET MY TEAM DOWN WHY CANT I HAVE A WALL
“Yes.” :) 00:19 the best one 😂
2:44 “little gentle puppy kisses” 😭😭😭
Every time I see someone eating a salad now I say “mm lettuce”
2:48 all the forwards on my team!!!!😂😂😂
I love your videos 👏👌
My best friends team is supposed to practice with mine tomorrow... Any advice on how to make this the best practice ever??
lmao this was the greatest thing ever
Hahahha do more!
Oml😂 funny asf
Why is this so true though
2:21 I've done that before...😂
😂😂😂😂 my grandma, my grandpa, my 2nd cousin and my parents all came to see me sit the bench! HI GRANDMA!!!
I like that. "pk means piece of cake" 💪💪💪
0:08 with sneakers lol
I hate it when a girl keeps following me during corner kicks my coach says, since I’m a sweeper, “cover the middle!” so I do but she keeps trying to get in front of me so we keep getting closer and closer and closer and closer and closer to the corner, then she says BACK UP and I’m all like I CANT lol 😂 (the good thing about that is when you back up again the girl is so freakin confused “wait come back!!!!” 😂
Best channel on here
Lmfao, this is soo true
This is actually hilarious holy shit haha
“Thank God that ball was over pumped” I’m deceased
Amazing!!
The goalie ones are so me. lol
2:08 *i died laughing*
* ball hits the bar * YES!!!!!!!!!!