" Jerry let's face it, I've always been handicapped. Now I'm just getting the recognition for it". Has to be one of my most favorite lines of the whole series

@marcushamilton8991

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@geraldstephens6612

Жыл бұрын

@@MrParkerman6 Until the law gets hold of him....or someone see him walking without the cane. Won't be pleasant at all.

@afriend9428

Жыл бұрын

*a true genius*

@melgor5785

Жыл бұрын

No shite..genius.

@whitemailprivilege2830

Жыл бұрын

@@MrParkerman6 *” I’m just not “

George working so hard to avoid work is one of the funniest storylines in Seinfeld.

@boltzmannbrain6607

Жыл бұрын

Story of my life

@yellowblanka6058

Жыл бұрын

If he put half as much effort into doing his work as elaborate schemes to avoid work, he'd probably be a lot better off, lol.

@kbanghart

9 ай бұрын

​@@yellowblanka6058like all Trump supporters

@CalvinLee606

9 ай бұрын

^that was completely off topic.

@kbanghart

9 ай бұрын

@@CalvinLee606 always on topic

“You know how hard it’s getting to just tell people I know you?” 🤣🤣🤣

@funone8716

Жыл бұрын

I use that line with one guy I know all the time

@blackbird5634

9 ай бұрын

I look in the mirror and say that daily!🤣

@kbanghart

9 ай бұрын

​@@blackbird5634then don't tell yourself that. Heck, I'm not sure I know myself.

@Bopig

8 ай бұрын

great line

@willambonney

3 ай бұрын

Got 2 people I use that line for...🙄 don't ask....

i like how play now was literally one of the nicest workplaces and george completely broke them just by being george

@matthewriley7826

Жыл бұрын

Kramerica and their experimental ball of oil certainly didn’t help.

@achaudhari101

6 ай бұрын

And eventually bankrupted them.

I love how the Seinfeld wiki officially calls George a sociopath

@thealgerian3285

Ай бұрын

Least he's not a genocide enabler like the actor who portrays him.

@chrisjackson1889

27 күн бұрын

That’s because they want to be as accurate as possible 😂

@jaya1000

18 күн бұрын

But George didnt aspire for money or power. He just wanted to get by doing as little as possible

"Well it must be comforting to know you'll be going straight to hell at no more than three miles an hour."

@andrewhill4986

Жыл бұрын

I’m a rascal, in my Little Rascal”

@chrisjackson1889

27 күн бұрын

One of the best comebacks I have ever heard😂

That woman has some serious strength to be be able to carry George and make it look effortless.

@CrowClouds

6 ай бұрын

I was thinking same thing. She must be jacked

@rinikkdas1990

5 ай бұрын

You overestimate George's size... he's miniscule

@Zartoo_3rd_Overlord_ofBlargon7

4 ай бұрын

That's Spice Williams, a well known wrestler/bodybuilder/actress. She's been doing bit parts in movies and TV for decades.

George riding that stair climber to the tune of "Morning Train" is one of my family's favorite scenes from the entire series

@mariesauers326

Жыл бұрын

Yes. One of my fav episodes.

@natalierogers9510

9 ай бұрын

Both of the scenes with that song in the series were among my favorites. The montage of George acting like he was handicapped around the office, and that montage of Kramer pretending to be a businessman lol

@crispi94

9 ай бұрын

I play this song in my head on my way to work 😅

@stonetic2515

9 ай бұрын

Elaine also had one, when she was pretending to be a janitor to get chinese food delivered. @@natalierogers9510

@jimmyhopkins8447

9 ай бұрын

Same!!

The older I get and the more I watch the show I realize how incredibly funny the show was and how Jason Alexander was one of the best parts of that show

@mattkeller2466

Жыл бұрын

Same. I hated this show as a kid when my parents would watch it. Years later, I get it now. The mirror, right/wrong thing was hilarious.

@bsvenss2

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, Seinfeld himself is rather overrated. Actually, I find him kind of boring if I re-watch the old episodes. Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Jason Alexander were the best imho.

@jimmyhopkins8447

9 ай бұрын

@@bsvenss2I like him. Having him as ‘normal’ makes the other characters funnier in contrast, that’s a super common technique in comedy, and a lot of people’s favourite. Another good example is Micheal in Arrested Development, you could argue his character is ‘boring’ but it’s deliberate because it creates friction and helps further exaggerate the comedic traits of the more overdramatic characters!

@TeKDeLorean

9 ай бұрын

​@@bsvenss2I agree but Seinfeld is playing the "straight man" you need someone "boring" and bland like him for all of the other zany characters to play off of. I actually find his non acting has a certain charm when I re watch.

@keaton718

9 ай бұрын

That's because George was based on Larry David, who was the real soul of the show. Jerry doesn't have that kind of bent in his brain to come up with these characters and stories.

How the hell Jason Alexander never won an Emmy for his role as George is beyond me.

@calsavestheworld

Жыл бұрын

Have you heard his Twilight Zone Irishman? You start to understand.

@SuperN1ntendoChalmers

Жыл бұрын

They were too busy giving Emmys to cheesecake actresses like Christina Applegate. That alone should tell you that it is not based on talent and sheerly on looks.

@drananth

Жыл бұрын

He didn't miss anything. Didn't need it.

@suburbantimewaster9620

Жыл бұрын

@@SuperN1ntendoChalmers Not always. Jim Parsons won an Emmy for Sheldon Cooper and Antony Starr, despite having a pretty boy face, hasn't even been nominated for his performance as Homelander on The Boys.

@SuperN1ntendoChalmers

Жыл бұрын

@@suburbantimewaster9620 You must have missed the part where I said talent, something Christina Applegate did not have. Jim Parsons is one of the best actors I have ever seen. Jim is a pretty boy by the way. I do not know of Antony Starr, so I can not say anything about him. Maybe others outshined him in their series?

"GET THE BIKES" the writing was always gold lol

@jaya1000

7 ай бұрын

Eat hickory!

George was so sneaky and amoral, perfect character 😂

@sprtrnds7880

Жыл бұрын

Isn't it immoral

@kawamikazecheant

Жыл бұрын

@@sprtrnds7880 Immoral and you could add pernickety

@sprtrnds7880

Жыл бұрын

@@kawamikazecheant is amoral a word?

@kawamikazecheant

Жыл бұрын

@@sprtrnds7880 I don't know if it's a rhetorical question or not, but yes it is, both exist, I would use Google Translate for the definition of each one: " The term immoral can be used to define an action, a thought or any other object. It is something that is contrary to what the mores consider to be in accordance with their values. " VS " ( Amoral ) Who is ignorant, is a stranger to the principles of morality. "

@kawamikazecheant

Жыл бұрын

So I guess George is both of them, as he's remorseless for his actions

He truly deserved that bite of hickory at the end 😂😂😂

The motorcar chase at the end is how I imagine the fast and furious series are going to end up being like

@kathyyy5512

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@philipzamora4259

2 жыл бұрын

Fast 30 coming in 2050

@GHC3

Жыл бұрын

@@philipzamora4259 maybe featuring the ghosts of Paul Walker and Clint Eastwood, if he is not still kicking then. Otherwise, he would definitely pass on it.

@xCaptainHerox

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, no longer “fast and furious” but more like ‘brisk and peeved”

@Funnyguy-cq7rg

8 ай бұрын

Don't give them any ideas!!!

"Eat hickory!!!"

@JM-fc9gm

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated line

@neeneyv3

2 жыл бұрын

That was a perfect cut scream as well

@nryanmusic

2 жыл бұрын

hahahahHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

They used this beautiful Sheena Easton song twice in this series. Both of them were epic sequences.

@travisdonaldstanley6420

2 жыл бұрын

"That's what makes this so difficult." 😉

@QuadMochaMatti

Жыл бұрын

Old man Leland is busting his hump over those reports.

@ibramblebush

Жыл бұрын

I think the other one was when Kramer went to work.

@fromthehaven94

Жыл бұрын

What are you hassling me for? You know this is my crazy time of year!

@artvandelay1099

Жыл бұрын

@@fromthehaven94 Serenity now!!!

That Rascal scooter was purchased from a company called Electric Mobility in Mantua NJ, I worked there during that time and the company was beyond thrilled that their product was gonna be on Seinfeld....sales went through the roof after that....I was making Lawyer type money as a sales rep after that episode

@akapple3538

11 ай бұрын

What did you sell, the 4V? 🤭

A couple of little trivia notes: That line about him feeling like a gargoyle is a nod to The Hunchback of Notre Dame, where Jason played one of the gargoyles. The woman carrying him down the hall played the Klingon ship's first officer in Star Trek V.

@mr.l8723

Жыл бұрын

Love all these little facts!!!😊

@boltzmannbrain6607

Жыл бұрын

I could tell shes a bodybuilder

@yellowblanka6058

Жыл бұрын

@@boltzmannbrain6607 Apparently she can fireman's carry a 300 lbs. man over her head.

@ginafrieder4200

10 ай бұрын

I noticed George mentioned the gargoyle and instantly thought of Hunchback of Notre Dame. Love the little details they sneak in.

@kbanghart

9 ай бұрын

​@@boltzmannbrain6607found the name, Spice Williams Crosby. Yeah she's been doing bodybuilding since her 20s. Black belt. Married to the guy who produced and wrote hacksaw ridge.

Jerry "HE DROVE A CAR WITH NO ARMS!" CLASSIC GOLD!!!

Brilliant writing, brilliantly choreographed and brilliantly acted. I forgot how good Seinfeld could be.

@04dram04

Жыл бұрын

Crazy how far ahead of its time it was

@artvandelay1099

Жыл бұрын

I like the song. The part where the lady carries him around is ridiculous.

@KITT171

Жыл бұрын

@@artvandelay1099 Sheena Easton - 'Morning Train (9 To 5)' from her self-titled album 'Sheena Easton'. One of the top songs she's known for too. Was a great choice for that part haha.

@CaliCarpetbagger

Жыл бұрын

And the costume design. AMAZING!!!

@MarkSmithhhh

Жыл бұрын

One of the best shows ever

The guy who is tripped by the cane is like something out of a mentos commercial 😂

it never gets old. lmao

I love how George just folded on this one when he got caught cause there was absolutely no way he could lie his way out of it

@Eralen00

Жыл бұрын

the thing is, how hard is it to stay in character? If I was in George's position i would be paranoid about losing a good job, i'd be faking it everywhere. Instead he's pretend sword-fighting in his own office. Doesn't even remember which leg is bad.. He's just brazen about it

@Xylarxcode

Жыл бұрын

@@Eralen00 This happens every time something goes his way just a bit too much. George has the unfortunate habit of getting cocky and arrogant about it until it blows up in his face. He can't help but get smug about it.

@kbanghart

9 ай бұрын

​@@Eralen00Yes, that's part of his character as well, he's too cocky to keep it going. Self sabotage.

@alexisdiva9

8 ай бұрын

George really should have been more careful. I'm reminded of something Mark Twain said: "if you're telling the truth, you don't have to have a good memory". On her show, Judge Judy used that quote a lot.

"I feel like a gargoyle" Gets to play a gargoyle in Disney's The Hunchback Of Notre Dame

@backgroundboy6674

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao I was just thinking that

@domenicknovelli2188

2 ай бұрын

Nice touch to his role as Hugo in the hunchback of notre dame

One of the funniest episodes in tv history

i love how in sitcoms the main characters could be screaming at the top of their lungs but nobody around pays them any attention

1:58 Are we gonna ignore how physically strong that woman is?

@alfredobadillo2415

Жыл бұрын

She's a body builder that's why.

@stagna1959

Жыл бұрын

@@alfredobadillo2415 Back when TV used real live shots . Now they would just use some CGI to make woman carry an adult "portly fellow"

@OptimusPrimeribs

11 ай бұрын

Weeeeaaaak! 😆

@pflaffik

10 ай бұрын

She played a Klingon in a Star Trek movie, a very grownup lady. Jason as a scifi fan has guest starred in Star Trek and other such shows too, he probably knew her already through his scifi involvement.

@susieq8424

10 ай бұрын

What's the woman's name?

Picking up and running with one of those scooters is actually an impressive feat of strength! I'm surprised George didn't do better at Festivus.

@kbanghart

9 ай бұрын

Motivation

@alexisdiva9

8 ай бұрын

@@kbanghart more precisely adreneline which gives superhuman strength in times of crises. Here George feared the righteous wrath of the seniors chasing him in their Rascals.

Any time I’ve gotten caught in a lie I always hear “are you a religious man sir?” in my head

0:35 the exact moment where the little remains of George Constanza ethics disappear in favor of a private bathroom

Jerry hearing the beep outside his door and George rolling in when he opens it saying “well you’re not gonna believe what happened” is one of the most underrated Seinfeld moments of all time.

@12Blueace

Жыл бұрын

“You mugged Steven Hawking?”

@kbanghart

9 ай бұрын

​@@12Blueacethat smart bastard had it comin!

George saying “let’s face it I’ve always been handicapped” … I felt that!

The funny thing about George is as low down dirty he can be he does things that we all wonder if we can pull off. I seriously contemplated sleeping under my desk before that episode came along lol

I love how they picture george as a loser, yet he is living his best life most of the time

"Straight to hell at no more than three miles per hour" 🤣

Lmfao he's got that chick carrying him around like a baby, that's fucking hilarious

George costanza and Al bundy, the greatest men to ever live

@zeebest1004

Жыл бұрын

Not to hear TheRump tell it…

"Well it must be comforting knowing you'll be going straight to Hell at no more than three miles an hour."

For most people pretending to be handicapped would be the worst thing they've done. For George it's just another day.

"Eat hickory!" WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

The perfect cut scream at the end

I cannot even describe the words to say how much I love this

GET THE BIKES! 😂😂😂

George in 2021 in response to Sienfeld catching him in a lie..." "He had a Tesla"

George Costanza was the best character by far.

@ricardoferreira2038

Жыл бұрын

Heyyy what about cosmo??

@chuckselvage3157

Жыл бұрын

@@ricardoferreira2038 nah he was annoying

@ricardoferreira2038

Жыл бұрын

@@chuckselvage3157 really? Why you think that Cosmo was annoying?

@chuckselvage3157

Жыл бұрын

@@ricardoferreira2038 he just was I thought Costanza was way more funnier IMO.

Thats one strong woman carrying George! Im ok with George getting "recognition" any which way he can 😂😂😂 The writing/gags are genius - "You mugged Stephen Hawking?" "You'll be going straight to hell at 3 miles an hour" 😀😀😀

George is a legend!

The motor scooter “chase” scene has to be none of the funniest sequences in sitcom history, the low speed, the music, the foot,traffic walking past them normally, LOL

This just downright extremely funny! I watched it 10 times over and over and just about died laughing! THIS SHOW ROCKS!!!!

1:43 “I feel like a gargoyle” Gargoyle? I see what you did there.

George...what a legendary character! ❤️

1:15 His riff here is top tier George

@daniellang1513

2 жыл бұрын

especially Jerry's response "he drove a car with no arms?" and then george saying alright I made up the part about the car. absolutely hilarious 😂

The "Morning Train" montage is amazing.

This isn’t even the craziest thing he ever did

@jamescollier3

Жыл бұрын

😃

That montage was Gold

@1:46 "9 to 5 (Morning train)", such a beautiful pop tune from a lovely scottish girl, Ms Sheena Easton :)

the lady that said "get the bikes" around 4:12 played michael scotts grandmother in the office when he went to his grandmothers investing club at the nursing home to fund the michael scott paper company.

2:31 NASA spokesman's explanation for shadows going different directions in 'moon landing' footage

Hey that's Gordon Jump. I didn't even notice in the 90's.

Eat hickory! is a hard a** line honestly

I loved the really dark endings like this, or the one where Newman is burning alive inside the flaming vehicle.

My baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to 5 and then 😆 as he's riding up the steps lmao. That part always kills me lol

@Sam19509

9 ай бұрын

George drives a car.😂And he probably takes advantage of handicap parking.

This sums up George perfectly

This man was sick 😂😂

The absolute brilliance of Larry David the writer. At his best the single greatest comedic writer in TV history.

@dw1419

8 ай бұрын

Bruh, the description says this is S9E1. Larry David was not involved in Seasons 8 and 9 except for the series finale.

@DavidPigbody

7 ай бұрын

His point still stands

@dw1419

7 ай бұрын

@@DavidPigbody it really doesn't when the comment clearly and erroneously thinks that the hilarity of this clip is due to Larry David's brilliance.

@MLennholm

6 ай бұрын

This comment is a great example of how people who think LD solely was responsible for the show's greatness and that the last two seasons aren't great don't know what they're talking about

2:00 That's one strong and beautiful lady.

as a handicapped Seinfeld fan this is actually pretty funny lol

"Get the bikes!"

Are you a religious man, sir?

@yellowblanka6058

Жыл бұрын

@@MrParkerman6 EAT HICKORY!!

@chrisjackson1889

26 күн бұрын

No

"Get the bikes!" 😂

Absolutely one of the funniest scenes of Seinfeld

It's Mr. Horton from the bicycle shop! Run!!!!!

Best episode. George riding up the stairs to my baby takes the morning train

George rant about the armless guys always gets me 😂

George was willing to walk away...until the private bathroom was mentioned.

Last night I watched an episode of Seinfeld where George's employer thought he was handicapped and decided to help George out with his handicap by giving him a personal bathroom, and installing stairlifts for him; eventually got him a Rascal - a motorized wheelchair. Well, this episode not only got me belly laughing but it also reminded me of an experience I had at Sam's Club. After parking my car I greeted an elderly disabled woman who was loading her purchases. I offered to help her with her packages. She declined the help loading her car but asked if I could take her Rascal back to the store for her. Of course I said yes but as soon as I got into the Rascal I realized that it was ridiculously slow; it really struggled to go up the slight incline in the parking lot, heading to the store's front doors. I also realized how nice people were to me as I made my way up the parking lot. It was like Moses parting the Red Sea. People moved out of the way; cars stopped to allow me to cross the roadway and when I finally arrived at the front door some guy offered to give me a ride back to my car! I thanked him but explained that I wasn't handicapped and that I was just doing a good deed for a real handicapped person. I could tell by the look on his face that he didn't believe me so I limped back to the car.

@barnyaaard

8 ай бұрын

same thing happened to me when i bought a scooter for my dad in Montreal. I had to get it from the showroom to my appartment (where my car was parked) about 10 blocks and so of course rode it there. Same thing happened. Moses would have been jealous. Even though i was 40 at the time, every one was buying the idea that i was scooter-ridden. Smiling, getting out of the way, saying sweet greetings. For 10 blocks i was the King of Montreal. The sidewalk was my oyster. If i had a little more nerve i would have ridden into the bagel shop and tried to get a free lunch.

Thanks for uploading

Gotta say, seeing how George behaved when he pretended to be handicapped, I can see why they all started to hate him after the truth was revealed.

@matthewriley7826

Жыл бұрын

I loved the little battle of wills George had with the whole company. Him refusing to quit, them not being able to fire him and can’t stand him.

@melgor5785

Жыл бұрын

@@matthewriley7826 then when they tried to sweat him out!🤣 Jerry,they've downgraded me to some sort of Bunker. "If anyone needs me, tell them I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE!"

The dramatic music when the people on "the bikes" are chasing George -- at 3 miles per hour!! I love this episode.

Must be comforting to know you'll be going straight to hell at no more than 3 MPH 😂😂

4:57 - That’s a perfect cut off 😅

This clip cuts off at the absolutely perfect time.

Larry David definitely wrote this storyline. This is such Larry David humor🤣🤣

@labodeguita9573

Жыл бұрын

It was written by Alec Berg and Jeff Schaffer and David Mandel. Larry David quit at Season 7, didn't write for Season 8, and only wrote the finale for Season 9.

@julianj9830

Жыл бұрын

@@labodeguita9573 Pretty much what this guy said

@Faerandur

Жыл бұрын

@@labodeguita9573 Seinfeld's crew of writers don't get the recognition they deserve! They were awesome too and many times all that Larry and Jerry had to do was polish the jokes or intertwine the storylines.

Larry David must have loved the script writing for this.😂

@Maserati7200

8 ай бұрын

This was season 9. Larry David left the show for seasons 8-9 (except the finale)

Deserved an OSCAR for this George

@danieldougan269

11 ай бұрын

It was television, so it would be an Emmy. Oscars are for movies.

@Fdux

11 ай бұрын

@@danieldougan269 focus on the bigger picture n intent

Right, wrong, right, wrong, right--right!--wrong

Get the bikes!

this episode is top tier

Just classic

You mugged Stephen Hawking? I’m deaddd hahaha

I violated parole im across country partyinggggg

The moment the guy said "private bathroom," George was going to do whatever it took to keep that job.

Love the way the ending of this video is cut

I can only imagine the writing.. "George trips a co-worker at the ankle by the hook end of his cane as him and his colleagues laugh and shake hands"

I love this show!🎉🎉🎉🎉

The rascal scene,so funny

"Hello Marjorie, George Costanza here. If Mr. Tomasulo needs me, you can tell him I'M IN MY OFFICE!!"

Love this episode very much.

This episode is called “The butter shave” if anyone wants to know 👍🏼 One of my top 5 Seinfeld episodes. I also LOVE “The fire” and “The dinner party” 😆🤣😂 🏆🥇🏆🥇🏆🥇🏆🥇🏆🥇

I like how they used the same music as when Kramer got a job.