It looks like a Huge Flying … Woody, do you see that?

@chancealways7637

3 жыл бұрын

Wait wha my it looks like a flying ... Johnson what have you got on the monitors ?.. ahh I see I flying sick with two tiny nuts sir

@TSammut0219

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@DAANYEROW

3 жыл бұрын

@@TSammut0219 ok what’s funny? 🥱🥱

@shoWbitz

3 жыл бұрын

@@chancealways7637 Austin Powers 😂👍👌

@johnalitesbaseballbat8509

3 жыл бұрын

JOHNSON!

We had hints before but now it's cristal clear, Jeff Bezos' target is Uranus.

@hellolastname9556

2 жыл бұрын

What

@TheArchivedSpace

2 жыл бұрын

@@hellolastname9556 cause the rocket looks like a 🐓

@kaktu7983

2 жыл бұрын

IM DYING

@bornanagaming3329

2 жыл бұрын

More like Urmom

@bertrandnkurunziza

2 жыл бұрын

@@bornanagaming3329 Or Ursister.

It’s the only way he can escape people singing Bo Burnham to him ….

@babyyodasizzurp3042

2 жыл бұрын

100 likes

@nnm1218

2 жыл бұрын

GOODBYE HAHAHAHAHA

@zainabahmed10

2 жыл бұрын

Best comment ever 🤣🤣

@xymoriintus

2 жыл бұрын

Glad im too old to understand this

When you’re going through a midlife crisis but you’re also a billionaire

@philkanemusic

2 жыл бұрын

Haha 😆

@mrsdulcio

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds about right 😂🤣

@lil_timmy7443

2 жыл бұрын

Yup lol.

@boostedrex9460

2 жыл бұрын

Hater

I guess this is how billionaires get high.

@salut-cd7zk

3 жыл бұрын

I bet this comment is gonna reach tons of likes

@jensaskjr5222

3 жыл бұрын

Richard Brans son was better 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@DYLAN102001

3 жыл бұрын

🤣You won the internet🏆

@nasht2522

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@yoursleepparalysisdemon9599

3 жыл бұрын

You sir deserve a medal

And in other news, blue origin has a massive case of blue balls

@warhorse5152

3 жыл бұрын

Bluer than this planet

@Praise___YaH

3 жыл бұрын

HERE is The ONLY Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

@eddyvideostar

3 жыл бұрын

@@Praise___YaH The Father was not crucified. Jesus was crucified, who is the Son of God.

@wowalamoiz9489

3 жыл бұрын

@cops and govern ment are gangstalkers I believe what the scientific community says, because secrets of the shape of the Earth would be too difficult to hide.

@joshchadwick7648

3 жыл бұрын

@@Praise___YaH lol

No wonder NASA didn't give him a contract, he still uses imperial measurements.

Prime shipping at its best... to the moon and back in less than a day

@meepmeep4018

2 жыл бұрын

YES

@centralprocessingunit7431

2 жыл бұрын

@@meepmeep4018 i think that may actually be possible!!!!! just need a super strong rocket on that amazon transport.

@zeratna

2 жыл бұрын

i live in aus so to takes 1 week / 2 weeks to arrive :’)

@chief5981

2 жыл бұрын

66 miles is a far stretch from the 250,000 miles they say to the moon. We never went to the moon. Never have, never will

@centralprocessingunit7431

2 жыл бұрын

@@chief5981 i also think it was fake. but i think it is possible to travel to the moon.

This man created an entire rocket company just so he can go up to space to see if all his employees are working ;)

@dill899

3 жыл бұрын

amazing business model.

@Baketoast

3 жыл бұрын

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

@Malanga1982

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@extramile.5yago

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@muttonbuster

3 жыл бұрын

Next comes the lasers to be controlled by Amazon HR for disciplinary action.

Jeff & his team : Took about 8 minutes to go into the space. Me : Took 10 minutes to get off from my bed.

@AceDeclan

3 жыл бұрын

It’s taken them years to get to this point.

@anonnimus3193

3 жыл бұрын

How original 😑

@lamasu8060

2 жыл бұрын

It takes me 3 hours every morning to get out of my room. Not even joking.

@mugaggabrianmoney4604

2 жыл бұрын

Me still sleeping yet I have not even a single dollar

@youllknowme2079

2 жыл бұрын

@@anonnimus3193 wow the letters your using is also isn't original

This guy can go to space but couldn't give his staff decent working conditions. Amazing!

@cookingwithkratos

2 жыл бұрын

Noone forced those sheep to work for his company!!

@spiritualak5147

2 жыл бұрын

@@cookingwithkratos right

@llsticksll

2 жыл бұрын

@@cookingwithkratos A capitalist world where people struggle to get work kinda means they have to make choices they don't want sometimes, it doesn't mean they are sheep, it just means they have bills to pay

@liviofrancoconte4262

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly! Not to mention that he has polluted in a single day like 1 billion poor people will in their entire life.

@Mrwiseguy101690

2 жыл бұрын

Amazon has some of the best wages/benefits. Of course you're expected to work hard.

It was basically a carnival ride. They got in rode the ride and got out.

@metinotje

2 жыл бұрын

Hahhaha exactly...

@JesseSwaney

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda the point really. Commercialized space flight. You pay for a ticket to take a ride to sub orbital space.

@piglin469

2 жыл бұрын

SO d!ld0 this is a joke but dirty one

“What comes out of it is steam, right?” You tell us narrator.

@thinkaboutitdawg1404

3 жыл бұрын

Eyes that can 👀

@rodschmidt8952

3 жыл бұрын

You mean it's not chemtrails?

@lilbo1Y1

3 жыл бұрын

I was imagining that long flame coming out of the bottom of it.

@mxaragroup7650

3 жыл бұрын

If you fly into space to explore science, welcome. If you don't fly to satisfy your eyes, please stop, this only destroys our ozone frequency.

@mssburr

3 жыл бұрын

He attempt to subtly say... look at the being wanker in the sky...

NBC clearly need a science literate journalist for this kind of reporting.

@ryansedgwick-londoncycling9007

3 жыл бұрын

I assume you mean the “sonic boom” when the retro thrusters fired at 400mph! 🤦🏻‍♂️

@TheJohnaddison10

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryansedgwick-londoncycling9007 they didn't seem to know much about sub-orbital mechanics or the schedule.

@joy4118

3 жыл бұрын

Science literate people are not allowed on mainstream TV. Otherwise they would expose the globe earth hoax.

@Phoenix_1776

3 жыл бұрын

@@joy4118 Are you serious

@joy4118

3 жыл бұрын

@@Phoenix_1776 I sure am. I have been looking for 5 years for ONE proof that Earth is a globe and have found NONE.

Plot twist: He wasn't even on board

@BUSTRCHERRI

2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist...it was all CGI. when has a rocket ever shot into space like that? A red streak for thrust and camera work that was out of this world. I can't wait to see all the spectators footage with their camera phones. Oh wait...there wasn't any spectators allowed for some convenient reason. A joke is all this was.

@NN-sp9tu

2 жыл бұрын

@@BUSTRCHERRI “When has a rocket ever shot into space like that?”…. Huh?

@JorgeLopez-mq1ir

2 жыл бұрын

@@BUSTRCHERRI get out of here with your conspiracy theories. Plus rockets do shoot up pointing up and this wasn’t a NASA rocket but a private company one so of course it had some differences.

@redacted483

2 жыл бұрын

@@BUSTRCHERRI your trolling right?

@niswr7319

2 жыл бұрын

@@BUSTRCHERRI These people believe anything they hear, nonetheless being skeptical of their government. They probably still believe 9/11 wasn’t an inside job, COVID is real, etc., and the worse lie of them all THE GOVERNMENT CARES FOR THEM.

I like how the booster drops his children at school then comes back home.

@postman18ny

2 жыл бұрын

People are so nieve

So symbolic, especially when the camera wiggles up and down.

@Adam-ui3ot

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahahaha

@memelaugh8768

3 жыл бұрын

Dirty Mind Pro Max

@eddyvideostar

2 жыл бұрын

@@memelaugh8768 Thank you.

@mila2max

2 жыл бұрын

Who was it meant for in the sky? There is no one but God there. Forgive them Lord.

@vanderwielcompany1252

2 жыл бұрын

Lol. I was thinking of the resemblance and then the thrusting move as well… reading the comments make me feel normal! Lol

The NPC commentators were terrible. They should have just kept quiet.

@DAVIDPDF

3 жыл бұрын

Shut up nick

@krakenbyte7377

3 жыл бұрын

@@DAVIDPDF shut up Dave

@natashabegley1346

3 жыл бұрын

They were the best part of the video

@dill899

3 жыл бұрын

NPCs think outer space is real.

@dec23

3 жыл бұрын

I mutted it she was so annoying

Aliens: what is the symbolism of your ships design, human? Jeff bezoz: (pulls down pants)

@mannythegoat4463

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

@anonUK

2 жыл бұрын

Bezos is from the planet Zarg. They're not built in the same way.

@angeliquita02

2 жыл бұрын

@@mannythegoat4463 pensé que era mi imaginación 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MarroniMusic

2 жыл бұрын

They're mocking us

The way she’s describing the ship, “beautifully performing” “steam coming out” “it just feels different” 😂

@dub8672

2 жыл бұрын

She was thinking of how it reminds her of a tool she has that.... ykw nvm

@irchonite1953

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, they're all valid and true descriptions lol but yes I agree it's funny, to be fair I'd also get caught up in the heat of the moment focusing on a rocket launch

@somekidinband3892

2 жыл бұрын

It hit different

@drsynthpattern

2 жыл бұрын

You can tell how she is holding back from saying the Wrong thing that will make her sound more perverse!

@shockayoface5353

2 жыл бұрын

As its on fire 😂

"Can you describe it for us?" "Yeah. It's an indescribable..."

@droggy23

3 жыл бұрын

ahahhahaha

@saxonelyaman9212

3 жыл бұрын

Love that movie

@vut2000

3 жыл бұрын

Unity bro….

@Praise___YaH

3 жыл бұрын

Guys, HERE is The ONLY Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

@nebtheweb8885

3 жыл бұрын

@@Praise___YaH Please take your blood sacrifice cult elsewhere and stop polluting this comment section.

Hey, that rocket looks like the object my mom keeps in her bedside table 😀

@blackmagyclives

3 жыл бұрын

How old are you?

@dronelton47

3 жыл бұрын

@@blackmagyclives 19 wbu

@neptune6k

3 жыл бұрын

uh oh

@dronelton47

3 жыл бұрын

@@neptune6k 😬

@keeganbarboza207

3 жыл бұрын

you mean a flashlight?

Bezos has been kind enough to say this was made possible by amazon customers.

News channel in 2030 : Jeff Bezos was the most richest man on earth, Until he once travelled to space.

Plot Twist: Elon Musk rigged it to go to mars and leave him there with zuckerbergs family

@cs_cookiesmart9090

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@mxaragroup7650

3 жыл бұрын

If you fly into space to explore science, welcome. If you don't fly to satisfy your eyes, please stop, this only destroys our ozone frequency.

@thekraufen2014

3 жыл бұрын

@Arnav Pillai those are Zuckerberg's family

@sethcox3872

3 жыл бұрын

If only...

@akachukwu.gegbuta5870

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

They should've just let Blue Origin's commentator speak and stayed quiet.

@zeesa7639

3 жыл бұрын

Im so annoyed with these two

@jhljhl2207

3 жыл бұрын

He's actually at home

@mutantplants1

3 жыл бұрын

I tried to listen to Blue Origin's commentator but couldn't, so I switched to CBS and they did the same thing. The news commentators should learn when to shut up.

@kool-aidsphuckery9596

3 жыл бұрын

She's so excited because a woman just saw a huge vibrator get launched into space.

@levelplanet3841

3 жыл бұрын

@@kool-aidsphuckery9596 LMFAO !!!

Bill Gates: *Donates money for COVID vaccine* Jeff Bezos:

@nassessary

2 жыл бұрын

ironically for the richest person, it funded

@jodgo26metal

2 жыл бұрын

Becoz he knew already about the Pandemic, wants to control the population.

@the-engneer

2 жыл бұрын

And nobody thinks that is fishy? Like Bill Gates doesn't have am agendo lol

@navvy8839

2 жыл бұрын

Whats wrong with that? Has it come to the point where rich people cant spend money on themselves? They worked hard to get that money, and you excpect them to use it all for charity? Rich people are still people my guy. They still have fun, they have feelings

@delftaron7895

2 жыл бұрын

Bill gates is a massive control freak.

"It's like a giant sir.." soldier you're out of line.

Virgin Galactic looked like it would be more fun to be on.

@aligajani

3 жыл бұрын

A rocket is more fun.

@malldollar4886

3 жыл бұрын

At least you wouldn't have to take it so hard!! Hahahahaha

@nebtheweb8885

3 жыл бұрын

Virgin Galactic has such a small tank that it needs to be launched from 50,000ft from another specialized airplane.

@yourealdaddy4207

3 жыл бұрын

Virgin galactic is more than likely a lot more expensive. Using pilots, secondary vehicles. This man made history

@BosleyBeats

3 жыл бұрын

Bingo

Jeff Bezos is now the officially Richest Man on Space.

@realvill4894

3 жыл бұрын

Alien: hold my Saturn stone bust down rollie

@ScubaShark--8964

3 жыл бұрын

_Jeff Bezos is _*_''Richest Man in ORBIT''_*

@yanry7152

3 жыл бұрын

@@ScubaShark--8964 Haha You guys always got me in first half 😂😂

@charleeb_tv

2 жыл бұрын

@@realvill4894 right😅🤣😂

@dimejuice

2 жыл бұрын

@Jin Kazama “on space” smh

Nobody went to space. They went real high, but not in to space. LMAO.

@eldenboi8354

3 жыл бұрын

Youre right, technically theyre still about 10 miles away from truly being in space. Would still be a very exciting trip albeit a short one though.

@RxT7A

3 жыл бұрын

Why didn’t they go to space? Clickbait title.

@cantinadudes

3 жыл бұрын

@@RxT7A they went above the karman line so technically space, but not orbit, what most people associate with "space"

@priyankdagur5777

2 жыл бұрын

@@eldenboi8354 according to USA 80 mile from atmospheric curvature is considered space while acc to Europe its 100mile. Which is that they passed the Karman line

@priyankdagur5777

2 жыл бұрын

@@eldenboi8354 it was in the case of Richard branson

the dislikes are from flat earthers and microsoft people

@centralprocessingunit7431

2 жыл бұрын

and also elon musk fans xD

and there goes the Amazon employees wage raise for this year.

@JorgeGonzalez-gu7ve

3 жыл бұрын

Worth it XD

@akshay-jr1qz

2 жыл бұрын

All private employees feel your pain

"The female voice you hear..." You mean the one I didn't hear again after you guys started talking?

@briankaranja6079

3 жыл бұрын

She was doing poorly tbh

@angelolau4393

3 жыл бұрын

How do we know she identifies as a female though ? Stupid nazi

@Praise___YaH

3 жыл бұрын

HERE is The ONLY Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

@tenoriovinz1995

3 жыл бұрын

She made the launch sound like an an episode from interdimensional cable

@tenoriovinz1995

3 жыл бұрын

@@Praise___YaH no, lord chinchin is the one true lord

“It looks kinda like a giant-” huh, what was that?

Can we say that, bernard Arnaud became the richest man on earth on this day?

That was a same-day delivery from Bezos' New Shepard.

@moneyalways7674

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂🤣💀💀💀💀💀

@richardfake447

3 жыл бұрын

The question would be where can they do the returns? Where are the Amazon’s drop offs?

@extramile.5yago

3 жыл бұрын

Right to the door step 🤣🤣

@BSnicks

3 жыл бұрын

It was an 11 mins delivery with self pickup in the desert.

@Praise___YaH

3 жыл бұрын

Guys, HERE is The TRUE Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

Who cares that some billionaire who makes his money selling cheap inferior Chinese imported crap went weightless in space for 10 minutes? He's no hero.

@alternativearchival5379

2 жыл бұрын

he's stealing money from the middle class PAY WHAT WE'RE WORTH!

It should be changed from" The New Shepard" to "The New Johnson".

They experience weightlessness NOT because they are in space, but because they are FALLING. You get the same sensation from skydiving, which I do all the time. Even on the ISS, weightlessness is because you are FALLING, but you have enough lateral speed to keep missing the Earth as you fall. That’s called orbit. Basic physics.

@AFRoSHEENT3ARCMICHAEL69

3 жыл бұрын

Oh thank God. I didn't understand what I was seeing.

@texasunderground8478

2 жыл бұрын

@@AFRoSHEENT3ARCMICHAEL69 lol

@masterraceofeverything4504

2 жыл бұрын

Dude you are so wrong lol! So you say astronauts practice for zero G in underwater are stupid? Yes zero G weightlessness can be little compared to be underwater and true Zero G in space cannot be compared to anything else or can be created on earth! You won’t even have sense of up or down in space so falling sensation you say is just wrong theory of yours. I am very sure you must be getting confused with those *Zero G* gimmick planes where they make you climb and decent fast in earths atmosphere so you basically free falling with the plane in decent and you feel like you are hovering in the plane. You really think that how is space? The sensation of being in space? No. It’s just a visual trick to your brain and not zero G! In space zero G you won’t feel anything and just can be compared little like being underwater just to make sense and even if you try to rotate like clock hand in space you won’t feel but it will seem like everything around you is rotating clockwise and you won’t even feel a thing expect minor centrifugal force. Don’t say falling again

@yourewrong16

2 жыл бұрын

no way!?!?

@mjm9863

2 жыл бұрын

@@masterraceofeverything4504 Your rambling makes no sense. Underwater training is for neutral buoyancy that simulates weightlessness. Yes, everything in orbit is falling, basic Newtonian physics. If you want to get into what gravity actually is, you’ll have to get into Einstein’s physics that it’s caused by mass curving spacetime.

If he gets lost in space can we split his money ?

@moshieplay

3 жыл бұрын

Haha

@peytonmace6967

3 жыл бұрын

@David Kocinskitake a joke buddy :)

@Laconic_

3 жыл бұрын

If you liquidated everything and split it amongst everyone in America, it'd be roughly $450 a piece.

@DAANYEROW

3 жыл бұрын

@David Kocinski no wonder why u r commenting everywhere with conspiracy theories 🙄🥱

@stevescoffee8325

3 жыл бұрын

@@Laconic_ His money is in shares of his company, if it were to be split among everyone, the stock would tank due to its volatility.

Elon is like "that's cute I'm on my way to mars".

@expressivepets1

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@MrAndor982

3 жыл бұрын

Elon is all talk but he doesn't actually do anything

@Praise___YaH

3 жыл бұрын

Guys, HERE is The ONLY Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

@lucas5893

3 жыл бұрын

He's not. Elon is a scammer

@jackstandproductions6558

3 жыл бұрын

@@Praise___YaH stfu

The lady commentator does not know what she’s talking about😂 “it’s steam right”

@AceDeclan

2 жыл бұрын

It was steam

@NN-sp9tu

2 жыл бұрын

Actually you don’t apparently

@glikoliz

2 жыл бұрын

@@AceDeclan no it was origin xd

@drakelamp8423

2 жыл бұрын

If she knew was she was talking about, she would’ve said “it’s steam” not “it’s steam… right?😅”

Its like I hear the learn to fly theme for some reason lolll

No one went to space, not even upper atmosphere. Where were the cameras inside? Where are the 'space' suits? What a bunch of bs

@MrGoodboyjoy

3 жыл бұрын

I believe they use the space suits for walks outside of the vessel to do repairs and conduct scientific experiments... there's no team of scientist here in this, just spoiled rich people.

@christoprighteous8199

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrGoodboyjoy pilots need them and u2 spy plane pilots need pressure suits. This is a stunt.

@stevescoffee8325

3 жыл бұрын

@@christoprighteous8199 Dude, individuals took video of it flying into the sky. What are you talking about.

@olympusthedarkone83

3 жыл бұрын

I’m glad someone else isn’t dickriding all on Bezos for his mediocre attempt at a “space” flight

@goodsdecode

3 жыл бұрын

The more they try to convince people the more they expose themselves. Let them keep doing it!!

“So we are hearing them floating inside the capsule…”. When did we get the ability to hear people float? Asking for a friend.

@thesorrow4664

3 жыл бұрын

💯

@aldoraines8584

3 жыл бұрын

I'm wondering why they couldn't spare a few ounces for a camera inside the cockpit. Cue the conspiracy theories

@DianaG87

3 жыл бұрын

It’s so fake they can’t hide it… lol

@frankreynolds9930

3 жыл бұрын

@@aldoraines8584 They is already cabin videos.

@HerMajesty1

3 жыл бұрын

@@DianaG87" It looks so fake it must be real" Elon Musk

Bo burnham is playing in the background for sure

That isn’t the curvature of earth it is the curvature of the firmament.

@harveymcdeck5488

2 жыл бұрын

Alas, there is no firmament.

So Amazon can now deliver to the ISS in one to two business days.

@mintymonty4513

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@reeselawlaw1718

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂 right

@GuardinBabe

3 жыл бұрын

@Samara Hamilton I'm well aware, I was making a joke.

@utterlysneaky

3 жыл бұрын

Prime subscription, yes...

@artix280

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

Good thing you talked over top of the person who knew what they were talking about.

@tommymanotoc6227

2 жыл бұрын

She's just working in Amazons parcel delivery then she got this job as a narrator of a rocket leaving Earth atmosphere

They actually didn’t even get close to space, not even the “edge” of space.

@keandrethegoat1169

2 жыл бұрын

Looks like project blue beam cgi to me The devil deceives

That's why he got divorced. He wanted more space.

So it's a theme park ride? Eight minutes huh? Time enough to play Stairway.

@Democratic_Industrialism

3 жыл бұрын

Not the 11 minute live version

@jefferyepstein9210

3 жыл бұрын

Seems like a huge waste. Some weather balloons and a lawn chair would accomplish the same thing.

@Democratic_Industrialism

3 жыл бұрын

@@jefferyepstein9210 😂

@matthewmullin8168

3 жыл бұрын

@@jefferyepstein9210 you tell em Epstein

@NoName-zz8nl

3 жыл бұрын

No stairway

Maybe we’ll get our packages within the 24 hours now….

@lornawest47

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@operasinger2126

3 жыл бұрын

Good one!

@magamemes3453

3 жыл бұрын

I have not and would never trust Jeff Bezos or buy anything through Amazon.

@Praise___YaH

3 жыл бұрын

Guys, HERE is The Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

@magamemes3453

3 жыл бұрын

@@Praise___YaH what does this have to do with this news clip? Don't use God to be a troll. Shameful.

Pov: bezos go to space to.greet some aliens😏😏😏😏😂😂😂😂😭

I’m jealous asf, how awesome would that be! It’s also insane that they can reserve equipment by having it land without damage, what sorcery is this.

Plot twist: the rocket is empty, Jeff is recording a video in a studio rn

@joy4118

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@LeandroOliveira-rz3dp

3 жыл бұрын

Kkkkkkkk

@levelplanet3841

3 жыл бұрын

more fakery from the freemasons

@DNatraul

3 жыл бұрын

You know what’s up bro

@OGJessie

3 жыл бұрын

No footage of him in the cockpit? and that's easy to have live yup probably recording it in a vomit comet.

Does anyone feel like the true reason that this is a “historic day” is because this launch marks the day the rich people learn how to leave us all behind once the Earth is used up and the true effects climate change take hold? Anyone?

@donotreplydumbpeople3866

3 жыл бұрын

Well it's not a "historic day" Branson already took that seat

@donotreplydumbpeople3866

3 жыл бұрын

@@jdeep7 🤣 okay bih, air must be different from 84 than at 100, I get It

@theguardian8228

3 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately for them and fortunately for us, they can't stay up there even for a minute. They'll come back down to earth to live with the consequences of their action.

@myhounddog

3 жыл бұрын

Well said

@tradersendeavors

3 жыл бұрын

@@jdeep7 they should have stayed in space

Interesting how the astroNOT they interviewed had to mention the “curvature of the earth“.

@naysaykiller928

2 жыл бұрын

Found the flat earther.

@jaezryl

2 жыл бұрын

@@naysaykiller928 Found him. Haha

@brandonwiley5377

2 жыл бұрын

I heard that too lol was weird

@yoyothegreat6328

2 жыл бұрын

With the massive amount of evidence I don’t get why u think it’s flat😩

@davidbrucemusicvideo

2 жыл бұрын

@@yoyothegreat6328 that’s what I thought until I started looking into it back in 2013. Anybody can say what you just said, but until you start doing your due diligence, researching deeper, the onus is on you. And no, I’m not trying to fight you or be a jerk, and no, I don’t classify myself as a “flat earther. But I’ve seen amazing things over the years that I’ve really surprised me. Without going into it too deeply, don’t you find it interesting that when the Canon P 900 camera was invented, people started taking pictures and videos of distances far greater than the curvature of the earth would allow, but they could still see buildings on land while looking across large bodies of water that should have been below the surface because of the curvature of the earth? Also, my uncle has been a commercial airline pilot for decades, and he told me they never ever account for the curvature of the earth, they never dip the nose down incrementally to make sure that they don’t fly off into space. Why would that be? (by the way, there’s a reason they call it a “plane”.) If you’ve never heard of this, look it up on KZread. 🧡

Buying a movie studio: Now I can "go" to space.

Virgin Spaceplane looks like more fun, especially the landing. That was one mph?

@tartvtheafricanrepublic7825

3 жыл бұрын

That's What I Said. Bezos Craft Was Like A Richman On Trampoline

@cityplanner3063

3 жыл бұрын

Virgin’s is catered more to tourism but blue origin was competing against spacex for NASA contracts. I think blue origin will have grander plans than virgin.

@mob1235

3 жыл бұрын

Virgin Spaceplane was not even in space (100km European definition), here they were

@malayalamdaily3658

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@tejashbista4661

3 жыл бұрын

It lands like any airplane. What’s so cool about that?

Bezos is going to space, Amazon workers now is the time to go to the bathroom

@repeat.121

3 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure they all got the day off but okay

@repeat.121

2 жыл бұрын

@Barbara no like I literally know someone who works at amazon and she got that day off because if the launch

We people of Earth can not Leave our Atmosphere the Government Lies to You

@MexBaker

2 жыл бұрын

Go outside and touch some grass then read a book for once in your life

@harveymcdeck5488

2 жыл бұрын

Jeff Bezos just left the earth, a monkey left the earth, the moon walkers left it multiple times, a dog left it, and a balloon left it.

Why is it designed like a 1950s nuclear reactor

Jeff: “Yo what’s up Elon… I’ve actually been to space now.” Elon: “That’s cool man, but I’m just going to say it… My rocket is bigger.”

@superspies32

2 жыл бұрын

Bonus: and my service let you orbiting the Earth from the location further than ISS for FEW DAYS

"Made my delivery drivers pee in a bottle - but it was totally worth it!"

@almamater489

3 жыл бұрын

Now he gonna do the same 🤣

@randomroses1494

2 жыл бұрын

@@SomeOne-yf3qq I wish I could see all the down votes on your comment.

Jeff is one facial scar away from being Dr. Evil.

@TheMrPeteChannel

3 жыл бұрын

He's already haves the rocket! Does he have a cat?

My wife was one of the engineers that helped designed this very engine in this video I am so proud of her .

@freehhhh2086

2 жыл бұрын

Our wife *

@Areyouserious1

2 жыл бұрын

@@freehhhh2086 Please delete that

@po-tay-toe

2 жыл бұрын

@@freehhhh2086 ayo 😳

@jamesb6857

2 жыл бұрын

@@freehhhh2086 brutal

@jamesflake6601

Жыл бұрын

Compartmentalized is the way

So when they make replicas of this ship, what aisle are they going to be sold in?

@majormediaproductions

3 жыл бұрын

Adam n Eve adult aisle😂😅😂😂

@razal-ghul1105

3 жыл бұрын

Top shelf 😂

@Baketoast

3 жыл бұрын

the aisle where condoms and lubes are sold

@andrewbrown4462

3 жыл бұрын

Same day Prime shipping please!

@ARTWV

3 жыл бұрын

With 6 D cell batteries

Breaking News: Jeff Bezos confirm that earth is flat.

@speedracer1945

3 жыл бұрын

confilmed Benzo spent a billion to find that out .

@cammey3

3 жыл бұрын

It's literally round and has been proven time and time again to bloody round

@shaunrene1

3 жыл бұрын

Why are the flat earthers so quiet?

@tapcam4822

3 жыл бұрын

@@shaunrene1 waste of time

@mikeypao526

3 жыл бұрын

@@cammey3 Isaiah 40:22 - It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in:

Can we start a crowd funding campaign to send ma name Jeff on a one way ticket to Uranus

How did that booster come straight down and land exactly where it left off??

@derekyoung4637

2 жыл бұрын

Millions and millions of dollars.

@rozeyrose392

2 жыл бұрын

It didn't. It landed 5 miles from where it launched.

@lionelsanches8699

2 жыл бұрын

Lands in the ocean

@PoteL-lr4nd

Жыл бұрын

CGI my friend...CGI

I have never seen a rocket that jumps like Mexican Beans.

@BUSTRCHERRI

2 жыл бұрын

I know right. I can't believe how eople are eating this crap up.

I know this was a big achievement and all, and I congratulate them for this... but I can't be the only one that just viewed this as a very elaborate and thoroughly calculated game of catch. They threw them in the air and caught them on the ground in roughly the same place. If I'm gonna spend this kind of money on space flight, I'd like to orbit the planet at the very least, one time. Give me an opportunity to see the planet in all it's glory for that price. I personally wouldn't pay more than $5,000 for what they just did as a passenger. My coworker says he wouldn't pay more than the cost of an airline ticket.

@stevensheldon9271

3 жыл бұрын

It's good to see other people getting into the private space launch game and mastering technologies like re-usable boosters and powered landings. But these things are just high-tech rollercoaster rides. If you don't have orbit you don't have anything.

@vonkeizer

2 жыл бұрын

its not even Sub-Orbital lmao

@packaapunch

2 жыл бұрын

Dude didn’t even go past the stratosphere lmao

@liamconverse8950

2 жыл бұрын

It's all fake

@tcsprynce5748

2 жыл бұрын

@@packaapunch idk I’d pay a lot of money to float honestly

"First Human Flight" ? wait y'all telling me all the people that went to space before were aliens?

@katlehomoseme6013

3 жыл бұрын

😭I thought I was hearing things

@ThiccThaddeus

2 жыл бұрын

First Human Flight for Blue Origins

@suburbiaowl4655

2 жыл бұрын

First all civilian crew.

When u order same day at 11:59 pm:

Much less advertising compared to Virgin. Makes it more enjoyable to watch

@piotrpastuszko7514

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣 But virgin makes the money on adds to go to space, CBS is still on the ground.. 😜

@olympusthedarkone83

3 жыл бұрын

Big Corpos just want to capitalize space and be at the top of the world

@shaec3405

3 жыл бұрын

He built Virgin, to get ppl to space, for tourism. I'm grateful. I went to go.

@cityplanner3063

3 жыл бұрын

Because virgin is actually market as space tourism. It was designed for space tourism. Blue origin was competing with spacex for NASA contracts but they failed so this is more like a placeholder. They will have grander plans than virgin

"You are going to space." No, they will be 3 miles short. Just screw the confirmation of "max q".

@Xlaminator

3 жыл бұрын

Wrong. According to the OSD Apogee was beyond 351k ft or 107km, so clearly beyond the Karman line of 100km and thus in space (per FAI definition). Americans (NASA, US Air Force) define space as higher than 50 miles (=80,46km). So it was clearly in space according to both definitions...

@johncampbell829

3 жыл бұрын

@@Xlaminator Geee. Did'nt Russia do that same B.S. back in the 50's?...How is this somehow "historic"? Because it is remote controled by computers?

@Xlaminator

3 жыл бұрын

@@johncampbell829 what are you talking about? Nobody was arguing about historic or not, my point was the flight reached space, that´s all. Nothing about this "billionaire space race" is historic, imho it´s just marketing BS and I couldn´t care less, but that was not the point of controversy...

@kazzykaioken8873

3 жыл бұрын

@@Xlaminator They are still within the earths atmosphere nomatter how you put it

@CR-pu4tz

3 жыл бұрын

@@kazzykaioken8873 😆bunch of critics. When this become attainable for more folks everyone gonna be bragging of there space flight.

I need a South Park episode on this 😂😂

@jakekooser817

2 жыл бұрын

Trading by yourself when you don't have an experience it's called risk but rather you should contact an expert to mentor/coach you. Someone who's experienced and can manage the risks and trade and can also generate profit. like I'm doing with Mark William he's the best you can turn to for help just mail him...

Shrek: So that must be Jeff Bezos rocket. Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?

i guess the rich is going to leave us here on earth once they trashed it

@stevescoffee8325

3 жыл бұрын

Someone’s being watching too much science fiction. Living on a trashed earth would be a lot nicer than living in space.

@danm1366

3 жыл бұрын

You mean living in your ma' basement? 😂

Tyrese and Ludacris going into space in a Fiero is more believable then Jeff Bezos going into space in a rocket shaped like male genitalia. Dr. Evil wants his spaceship back.

They could’ve just taken a hot air balloon.

Flat earthers have gone real quiet lately 🤣

That's how the rockets landed in my 1950s and 60s space books. Way cool.

@larrysouthern5098

3 жыл бұрын

Buck Rodgers...

@ScottJohnson4449

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@thcsr

3 жыл бұрын

Looks soo fakee xd

@vinodhm3369

3 жыл бұрын

Haha

@andromedaone3640

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed 🧑‍🚀

Ok and i am still getting my laptop charger after 5 days. SHAME ON YOU BEZOZ

@Helicopter7

2 жыл бұрын

O

How about the camera filming it right along with the rocket. It must have been on another rocket.

It usually takes me about 2 minutes to separate my boosters from my capsule

The most impressive part of this flight is when the booster touching down, that's very, very impressive. However, virgin galactic was more spectacular!

@davidconnelly9456

3 жыл бұрын

Elon Musk is still the leader and the man!

@Kal-EL_Volta

3 жыл бұрын

I think virgin was cooler but, this required, Way more precision.

@roseh189

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kal-EL_Volta yes, The Virgin galactic vehicle is cooler and just felt like an aircraft. This looked like the Russian space crafts

@expressivepets1

3 жыл бұрын

Better looking passengers too.

@batt3mar222

3 жыл бұрын

@@roseh189 Russian space crafts are sick af

I’m sorry, despite this fantastic technological achievement I’m just seeing a rocket dild@

@nebtheweb8885

3 жыл бұрын

Bet you wish yours was that big.

😂😂😂Anybody else think this looks like the launch scene in Austin Powers where the suggestive looking rocket is launched? This one has smaller balls, tho🤔😂😂

"like, oh my gawd, look at that thing, i am so hot, steam coming out of it, ya know??? "

2,231 mph way to go man!

The Virgin one was cooler.. Was Bezos even on board..?? 😂 They had camera on the inside with virgin..

@ayushjaiswal.

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 he he Se we are SpaceX minds and we are bored of this now we really need something new like Virgin and Starship 🙂👉👈

@theallnightr

3 жыл бұрын

They’re going to stream it on prime video and force us all to watch it. Lol

@BSnicks

3 жыл бұрын

@@theallnightr The trip wasn't free. Somebody has to pay for it. 😂

Was it just me or did this look fake as fk??

What would astronauts call their social-media? Spacebook! 👨‍🚀 🤑😉

Jeff finds. New wife at Asgard he decided to stay there. . He tells them his name is Amazon

@keanchundia

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@lornawest47

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@beast_soul_yt6202

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@juicyfruit6311

3 жыл бұрын

He will name his children Alexa and Siri. They will compete for his affection.

@beast_soul_yt6202

3 жыл бұрын

@@juicyfruit6311 😂😂

More and more I'm convinced that we never went to the Moon 🤔

@harveymcdeck5488

2 жыл бұрын

There was more than one moon mission. Why do people seem to believe it was only attempted once, when they went again as late as 72'?

People still think the earth is flat

I'm glad everyone survived in both of these trips.

@OoOoOo-we3dn

2 жыл бұрын

Would have been happy if bold Amazon man stayed in space