Subscribe or Arkansas will waste your timeouts

@JeffGoldblumsChest

10 ай бұрын

Gotta save one for the last six seconds of the game when you're down by two scores!

@schroedericeman7200

10 ай бұрын

Don’t worry, PJ Fleck just wastes my time instead

@db399

10 ай бұрын

These are consistently great.

@katherineknapp4370

10 ай бұрын

Done so no Hogs, please?

@humbleclay79

10 ай бұрын

Y'all leave Coach Lou alone! That man is a NATIONAL Treasure! That, and the missing 11th defensive lineman we're still looking for.

Ole Miss: “If it’s evidence for the blind side case… I am not allowed to touch it.” 😂😂😂

@TheCJTok

10 ай бұрын

That got me! 😂

SEC: *Hears a noise out back* What is going on out there? SEC: *Opens door to see Oregon beating Colorado into the pavement* Oh my sweet Jesus. Somebody stop him. The Rest of the Pac-12: *Pushes SEC back in* This doesn't concern you.

@Ogga137

10 ай бұрын

This made me die laughing 😂 😂😂

@realwickedbrew

10 ай бұрын

Wasn’t that just a non-conference game? The conference title game was last week between Wazzu and Oregon State, right?

@mr.stately9205

10 ай бұрын

The rivalry was born last week, even if Deion doesn't stay at Colorado look for him to get his lick back at the Ducks and Coach Dan in the future.@@realwickedbrew

@bab4380

10 ай бұрын

At least the Buffs held em to under 70 😭

@Tadicuslegion78

10 ай бұрын

@@bab4380 the entire state of Colorado: WHY!?!?!?! God: *takes drag on cigar* I just don’t like you

"UGH Dang it Kiffin!" broke me. I was holding it together the whole time but that made me burst out laughing.

@joelgilmore3084

10 ай бұрын

Same 😂😂

@bowlnow824

10 ай бұрын

Held it all the way together till the end. Lol

@JJinVenice

10 ай бұрын

As a USC fan I found this hysterical.

@brandonhicks6873

10 ай бұрын

I am right there with you. Then I went back and watched the shot at Ryan Day's paint fumes from his beard

@xena2shoes

10 ай бұрын

I was good until the ref pointed at the entire room and went out of his way to not point at Bama 🤣🤣🤣

Only reason to look forward to Monday..this. Matt is the best.

@brittanyjowers7666

10 ай бұрын

I agree

@danmurphy95

10 ай бұрын

I’ve been reloading ALL DAY!

@timhensley3695

10 ай бұрын

I opened YT probably 10 times hoping to see it.

@Reddeath111

10 ай бұрын

Dont forget SEC shorts

@markbaranyk9161

10 ай бұрын

@@Reddeath111they haven’t posted yet for some reason

"Lou holtz is at least a thousand years old don't you know he was an assistant to the disciples".

“Speaking of small coaches… where’s you guys hiddin’ ah Lou Holtz?” Classic!

“He was an assistant for the disciples” 😂😂

“You just pointed to everyone in here but Bama”… Ole Miss knows that all to well.

@SovereignCajun78

10 ай бұрын

I think everyone understood that one, even the Alabama fans.

This may be the best Roll Call ever. And the continued gaslighting of Mizzou is tremendous.

I love these videos. Matt makes sure to equally chide every team in the SEC.

@Crog88

10 ай бұрын

Would love to see him feature the Noles a little more or do a spin-off of the ACC (while it still exists). Go Noles!

@CarlaJenkinsTV

10 ай бұрын

@@Crog88 You know what! LOL As a Big Ten, we are full over here. Y'all take them in.

@robertd9850

10 ай бұрын

And some that aren't!

@stevenweaver6287

10 ай бұрын

FSU? What are you doing here??? Oh yeah you want out of ACC 😂

@Noledad77

10 ай бұрын

@@stevenweaver6287 I love the channel and Matt's SEC wrap-ups. They're very entertaining.

As an Aggie I loved the nod to Jimbo needing a Get Back Coach. 😊

"...an assistant to the disciples" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Honestly if Mizzou beats LSU if a couple weeks, I just want them to go villian mode on the rest of the SEC. Unlikely to happen but a man can dream 😂

@slicer7713

10 ай бұрын

Preach brother.

@jonathanzytkoskee9740

10 ай бұрын

I bleed purple and gold til the day I die (corn dog overdose) but for the content, it would be amazing!

@phantomlord77

10 ай бұрын

Imagine if somehow they're the ones to stop Georgia's winning streak

@adzisme

10 ай бұрын

The LSU game is almost sold out.

@jeffreypiontek1926

10 ай бұрын

@@jonathanzytkoskee9740 If Mizzou remembers to play all 4 quarters this year

As a Midwest resident, I can confirm that your accent was spot on...but no one goes that long into a conversation without saying "ope".😂

Next time when you need a BigTen character, give Charlie Berens from the Manitowoc Minute, a call. It would be one of the greatest crossovers ever!

@danmurphy95

10 ай бұрын

That would be AMAZING!!!! Please, Matt, PLEASE!!!

@danmurphy95

10 ай бұрын

@lindner2736 how do we make this happen? Start a social media campaign? This idea is Hollywood gold!

@irishbutterfly81

10 ай бұрын

THIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

@JBravoEcho09

10 ай бұрын

Lol, cause Matt could not do a Mdiwest accent at all, let alone keep it regionally consistent.

*gasp* "Danielson!" gets me every time lmaoooo

As an Auburn fan, I was waiting on that joke about Jimbo standing on the field.

@samdaugherty7585

10 ай бұрын

And about our embarrassing qb situation

@HariSeldon913

10 ай бұрын

@@samdaugherty7585 This board is about college ball, no need to bring the Chicago Bears into it.

@ButterWolf117

10 ай бұрын

As an Aggie, I was waiting for it as well. Jimbo being on the field for that play was hilarious

@alexisb7603

10 ай бұрын

Jimbo should've taken one for the team

@deaconj3406

10 ай бұрын

@@alexisb7603me too cuz I know and do not like Jimbo. That’s a 6-1, 225 lb All-SEC caliber LB who’s on the Nagurski watch list coming down hill with a full head of steam. Jimbo made a business decision on that one.

I love the big 10 accent. This hits it pretty good. I like the blindside joke as well.

I love that SEC mural on the wall with all the helmets around it. I'm definitely doing that in my garage!

This Oklahoma fan is just glad to be included.

Interstate 40 dig, Skyline Chili dig, "little coaches" dig and "cheeseburger jail" dig...I 'bout peed my pants laughing so hard. U da boss, Matt!

The under .500 club might be the best bit you've done in years, Matt xD

@AnnNunnally

10 ай бұрын

I am sure my precious Hogs will be in that room soon. Wonder how full it will get by the end of the season.

I so badly want a B1G focused video series every year like the quality that Matt and SEC Shorts put out.

@MrClobbertime

10 ай бұрын

Nothing stopping you from doing it yourself so go for it!

@Ogga137

10 ай бұрын

You could do it. Your channel would grow quickly. I’ve seen a lot of other comments like this.

@McSomething15

10 ай бұрын

If I was even half as funny as Matt, I would attempt it.

@sbyrstall

10 ай бұрын

​@@McSomething15Ditto.

@TheDoWhat

10 ай бұрын

Who would watch it?

Love the Piggly Wiggly signage!! Woo Pig.

Oh, thank heavens ..... FINALLY Matt's summarization video of this week's totally chaotic football has been posted. Life can continue. PRAISE BE 🙏

This is my favorite part of the year, Mondays are special again with sec roll call ❤

Charlotte made the roll call! ⛏️ Appreciate the shout out Matt!

“We already served our time!” 😂 Led the way to getting Spurrier though and Beamer! Thank Dr. Lou!

The fact that he rocks the pit vipers every week for SC is comedy gold in and of itself...

I love how South Carolina's shades are getting progressively more broken

The "H-E double hockey sticks" gag is funnier, to me, considering that Auburn's ice hockey team outscored the football team last weekend. No seriously. They did.

@MuriKakari

10 ай бұрын

@mydixiewrecked2 More importantly, how shit was that football team? Hockey scores top out at like 8 usually. NVM Just looked it up. That's two touchdowns with field goals. And clearly only the Auburn team knows how to skate because it doesn't look like UAB had enough players for a blue line.

@greythumbshenanigans559

10 ай бұрын

-_-!

@chromasux2

10 ай бұрын

There's that many northern kids going to southern schools?? Must not have been good enough skaters to make it in the Midwest hockey teams

@rriggs6547

10 ай бұрын

Really? How did they find a place to actually play? I didn't know they could make that much ice down there.

@syvajarvi2289

10 ай бұрын

The mid west teams recruit Canadians, the other teams get the midwestern kids.😂

As a Vol fan, that Vols/Vandy exchange made me lmao! And that Kiffin comment 😂

@brianmcalpine3948

10 ай бұрын

It is true. You get into west Knox you don’t drive, you just get to sit on I-40 lol

@toshamccarty5115

10 ай бұрын

​@@brianmcalpine3948It's very close. Particularly around bad on and off raps which is just about everyone of them before, during, and after rush hours or rainy days or foggy days.

@genny5309

10 ай бұрын

@@brianmcalpine3948That joke works in Nashville too.

The "blind side" reference was hilarious! 😂

I will enjoy being ranked for 2 weeks at maximum Go Mizzou

@ivandog747

10 ай бұрын

Same. That's how it is with Mizzou. Matt likes to give Mizzou grief, but they are the only SEC East team other than Georgia and Florida to go to the SEC championship in the past decade.

@mikem957

10 ай бұрын

You wouldn't be ranked if Memphis had a coach. Ryan Silverfraud is setting Memphis back to the Tommy West days.

@pcarnold9

10 ай бұрын

@@mikem957mizzou wouldn’t not not be not ranked if they had a better coach too

@americasevilgenius

10 ай бұрын

@@pcarnold9 Mizzou is ranked in spite of our coach...not because of him.

@adzisme

10 ай бұрын

Actually the latest recruiting class is shaping up to be rather impressive.

I love that this is such a football conference that he doesn’t even know what a hockey stick is.

Matt, you are spot on with all of your puns and innuendos of SEC football, as well as the Big 10? 14? 16? Love the Piggly Wiggly sign on every Arkansas take. What's happened with SEC shorts? You may need to go help them out over there.

I love how South Carolina's "Beamer" sunglasses are broken. Hilariously funny detail!

@MuriKakari

10 ай бұрын

I really want to know cause and effect on that. Like did Matt break them and come up with the bit or the other way around?

I love these roll calls!!!

"You literally just pointed to everybody in here but 'Bama..." Spit out my sweet-tea!

As an OU Alum, I love that Matt wears an OU Softball shirt in these

How have I not found these videos before?! Gold, Jerry! Busted up at "he was like an assistant for the disciples!" And as a suffering fan of the offensively-woeful Steelers, the jet sweep reference hits too close to home.

I’m not even an SEC fan and I look forward to this every Monday! You need to start doing all the P4s!

@rriggs6547

10 ай бұрын

Yeah. I grew up going to every Pitt home game; Back when they were actually good and won the championship. But this roll call every week is great.

@Triumph2727

10 ай бұрын

@@rriggs6547 Hell yeah it is!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE never stop making these. i truly look forward every week during football season for theses. thank you so much and keep up the great work.

The man is a thousand years old hahahahahaha this was too funny, start to finish

As a Kentucky fan I am fully aware that UK has feasted on nobodies to start the season. As a kentucky fan I also remember the times when we could've been 1-3 at this point in the season. Vs Florida this weekend will tell all I guess.

@blueshadow8071

10 ай бұрын

Any other SEC logo that was 4-0 and 1-0 would be ranked no matter who they had beaten.

@SuperDuperHappyTime

10 ай бұрын

To be fair, nobody in this conference has feasted except… *checks notes* …must be a typo, we don’t have a Mussoulini

@dannichols5010

10 ай бұрын

I think you'll beat Florida if it's any consolation.

@thejestor9378

10 ай бұрын

@@dannichols5010If we ever get a year where Florida makes it back in as a true contender, the other conferences will probably forfeit cause that is just terrifying to hear.

@jonathanmorrison2225

10 ай бұрын

Remember how much bourbon we had to drink just to watch Bill Curry? How that man ever had a job in coaching football is beyond me. I agree it’s just nice to not already be thinking about basketball in September 😂😂GO CATS

Jimbo took that 12th man literally

To those of you who don’t know that there is college hockey, the big 10 is the SEC of collegiate hockey.

@warcraftlake7

10 ай бұрын

The Big 10 is the only conference in hockey.

@geoffreysloan6220

10 ай бұрын

​@@warcraftlake7North Dakota, Denver, and the 8 colleges in Boston beg to differ.

@MichiBuck12

10 ай бұрын

@@warcraftlake7 Thats not true. Its the only one that also has power 5 football. But there are other competitive hockey conferences.

@CantankerousDave

10 ай бұрын

I’ve been to a few University of Illinois hockey games (Big Howevermany). They’re big on audience participation. It’s like Rocky Horror, but Slap Shot. I think some of our chants made the other team cry.

@sambadaemon

10 ай бұрын

Funnily enough, Auburn's hockey team out-scored their football team Saturday!

Aw, c'mon! Jimbo was just embracing the tradition of the 12th Man! 🤣

@perniciouspete4986

10 ай бұрын

But the 12th man NEVER got on the field.

@Pseudowolf

10 ай бұрын

@@perniciouspete4986 I was just making a joke, but A&M actually DOES have a player who is named the 12th Man. He wears 12 (no one else is allowed to) and is a walk-on, usually on special teams. He represents the students, it's a big honor there. If you ever see a guy on A&M's team wearing 12 and making a big play, you will hear the students go nuts about it.

@matthewwallace1143

10 ай бұрын

​@@perniciouspete4986But we'll always be standing by... Just in case

“You just pointed at everyone in here other than Alabama” lol Accurate

As an Arkansas fan, it’s good to know we’re the best at two things: choking in close games against good teams and being hated by the refs

@crappieflopadventures

10 ай бұрын

I approve this message!! Also an Arkansas fan

@harionfire

10 ай бұрын

As an Ole Miss fan... You got room in this seat on the bus?

@michaelbelanger3373

10 ай бұрын

Yall slide over lmao.. Us Aggies are gonna sit down next as well

@Pr0t4t0

10 ай бұрын

@@harionfire Kiffin: *laughs in 18 people getting “injured” every 4th quarter

@harionfire

10 ай бұрын

@@Pr0t4t0 Man, I hate that crap. Especially when it's obvious.

I was literally asking why Roll Call hadn't come out yet. My poor poor Hogs and the time outs, or the drive ending procedural penalties.

I love SEC Roll Call! Thanks Matt.

The Ryan Day paint fumes from his beard comment was comedic gold!!

As an Ohioan the paint fumes from his beard line had me laughing so hard 😂

On Lou Holtz's birthday the guys he was commentating with said they wanted to play a reel of his greatest hits. It was one clip from the Clemson riot on repeat, the two seconds where he is punching that Clemson player through his face mask.

This was pure chaos. That Saban never smiling joke 🤣

As a Kentuckian I can confirm that we do speak Midwest, but only really understand when they start talking about beer cheese.

@TheWabbitSeason

10 ай бұрын

If not for that river dividing us, you'd never know if you were in southern Indiana or northern Kentucky.

@fecat93

10 ай бұрын

The southern parts of Illinois, Indiana, and Ohio closely resemble the the Appalachia drawl of Missouri, Kentucky, Tennessee, and West Virginia.

"Hockey Sticks" - B1G TEN 😂 That's Brilliant!

Just gonna go ahead and pre-like the video. I wish i could like it twice. Matt always kills it.

Regardless how the SEC does this year, it is the most entertaining conference to watch!!

@MuriKakari

10 ай бұрын

Because of Matt

@steveavant9727

10 ай бұрын

Maybe, but I couldn’t stay awake to watch the Dawgs and UAB. I gave up and went to bed in the third quarter. Some first quarter excitement from the Dawgs would be nice.

"If I wanna go to a white-out, I'll go to a Lumineers concert." I'm dying!! 😂

I look forward to this bit every week.

I don't know anything about collage football, but I watch these to see Matt do his thing. That's worth the price of admission.

I was kind of hoping the smell was Mizzou finally burning the house down.

The hockey stick bit killed me😂

Lou Holtz was an Assistant Coach for the disciples🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏼

As an Ohioan,, thanks for the mention!😂

@MuriKakari

10 ай бұрын

In the most Ohio thing ever, our local Oktoberfest had the game on and the polka band played Hang on Sloopy at halftime

Yall better give Missouri respect. 4-0 looking pretty good right now.

"CBS.........Danielson!" Lost it! 😅🤣😂

I appreciate Matt's attempt at a Midwestern accent, especially the "Dontcha know". LOL!

As a USC fan, I remember having the exact same react to some of Kiffin’s play calling, except for us it was all the bubble screens.

You know you're early when the video says uploaded 21 seconds ago

I miss the good ol days when Saban never smiled 😂

"the good ole days when saban never smiled" killed me hahaha

Matt, I didn’t think SEC and college football season could be any better and now I have this. Lawza thats funny stuff.

Man the rapid fire was on point this week. Also loved the piggly wiggly sign behind arky. Not sure if it’s been in other videos but nice touch.

WHOO, I needed that laugh. Thank you sir

"Danielson!" lmfao

If Mizzou upsets Georgia, there needs to be an entire extra episode for his villain arc coming to life after he’s left out of the spotlight AGAIN!😂

@michaelhart6318

10 ай бұрын

Need to approach this with tempered optimism as Missouri hasn't played a conference game yet. An abrupt exposure may await.

@zache5486

10 ай бұрын

@@michaelhart6318 You don’t understand Mizzou football. We will lose to UK or Vandy or SC or all three in stupid ways, just to screw up or ranking. Then punch a blue blood in the mouth because if we have to be Missouri nobody else gets to be happy either.

@AllYourBaseAreBelongToU5

10 ай бұрын

@@zache5486Misery loves company.

@finallythetruthisout761

10 ай бұрын

Mizzou cannot cut Georgia's grass. Mizzou is in no way a villain anything to Georgia's 3rd stringers...

@thelugoffgamecock792

10 ай бұрын

​@finallythetruthisout761 they almost lost to Memphis, save one quarter Memphis punched them in the mouth.

"Ok, thaaaat is Texas..." truth!

Even though florida did play Charlotte i still never thought my 49ers would ever get a reference!

@troybaxter

10 ай бұрын

About the only time y'all will ever get a shout out. I swear, why are y'all so bad at football every year?

@rayputnam8172

10 ай бұрын

@@troybaxter the football program is only 10 years old

Excellent work, Matt! And thanks for the Texas cameos periodically. I can't wait until we're officially in the SEC! Hook 'em, Horns!! 🤘🏻🧡🤘🏻

@Birdbike719

10 ай бұрын

Everyone's excited...except the Aggies. LOL

@04straw

10 ай бұрын

@@Birdbike719 True! 😂🤘🏻🧡

@tubbydls

10 ай бұрын

Can’t wait till the big brother / little brother skits

😂 I've watched this like 10 times and it cracks me up everytime.

Oh my gosh this was good. I’m dyin at the Big 10 cameo and the stuff about Ryan Day

That Missouri is both undefeated and ranked is sickening to all of us in the Big conference with indeterminate number of schools.

@Gadfly247

10 ай бұрын

Now that was funny! Thank you!

@adzisme

10 ай бұрын

And the BiG had its shot at Mizzou, and passed. Why? Who knows.

@michaelhart6318

10 ай бұрын

@@adzisme Thought the BiG would have wanted Mizzou's research nuclear reactor; the largest in the U.S. Evidently not.

@chadstearman

10 ай бұрын

@@adzismeThank GOD Mizzou did not end up in the B1G! The most worthless athletic conference ever. If Mizzou was gonna leave the Big 12, I’m glad it was for the SEC, even if nobody wants us down here🤣

@Dinkdownn

10 ай бұрын

@@chadstearman of course we want y’all in the sec! You guys double our avg gpa. 💜

I loved the jet sweep mention at the end, but I also spent all Sunday hoping Ole Miss would be acting like a kid being an airplane for the whole video. Maybe next week

As a Hog fan, I clicked on this video before it was released.

Love how you out it perfect. Kentucky wants a ranking and really doesn’t deserve one.-coming from a UK fan

I gotta say I didn't see a Lumineers crack coming. That was perfect.

With Clemson's season, this and SEC Shorts is all I have to look forward to,😂😢

Yep Dang it Kiffin!! LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

As a Nebraska fan, wish big 10 had someone like Matt doing this weekly but appreciate him including us.

This one may have been the best. So many characters. And so accurate. Hilarious! Thank you!

I am so impressed with your over the top midwest accent! I also love it when Texas shows up. Awesome job!

As a Texas fan, I enjoy the big brother portrayal of Texas and OU. Can’t wait till A&M and Texas are in the same room

God bless you Matt.

An assistant for the disciples 😂😂😂

Boy I’m glad there’s no Big 12 roll call because it would be depressing especially as Texas Tech fan

Hey as a Mississippi State guy. Who doesn’t love these skits???? Keep it up Matt y’all are awesome.