Also as this was Louisiana, I don't think those were Casper the Friendly Ghost costumes lol

@SwampRattler08

6 жыл бұрын

Aidan Keohane fun fact not everyone in Louisiana’s racist

@cvc-gamingglitchrespositor9607

6 жыл бұрын

fun fact, yeah you all are.

@claaaaams

6 жыл бұрын

BUILD THE WALL AROUND LOUISIANA

@parkerc9816

5 жыл бұрын

@@claaaaams nah the swamp would just swallow it I say we try to turn Louisiana into a giant island and push it towards Cuba let's do the same with Florida and new jersey while we're at it

@user-jb3nf1mx2k

5 жыл бұрын

woofyams build the wall OVER Louisiana. Just make it all wall. 100%. The entire state is just covered in one giant ass wall

I'm gonna go ahead and believe this story just because it makes my life that much better.

@mNag

8 жыл бұрын

Fuck. I've met enough people in my life. This is well within the realm of possibility.

@AtheismProd

8 жыл бұрын

fuck! you're at 69 up votes and i don't want to fuck it up

@greenranger4475

8 жыл бұрын

Definitito.

@bucket415

8 жыл бұрын

I feel it would be hard to make this up.

@Mr.Chris.P.Bacon1

8 жыл бұрын

This story CANT fucking be real. I REFUSE to believe the weirdness.

"A club I won't say the name of." "it's called the funny bone."

@AlanTClark

5 жыл бұрын

Why do people always feel the need to repeat a sentence or paragraph that we have all just seen?? It just seems so stupid.

@MASTEROFEVIL

4 жыл бұрын

@@AlanTClark it was funny

@meirfivenight3442

4 жыл бұрын

A. Clark i agree

@hharvv4245

4 жыл бұрын

@@MASTEROFEVIL yea but we all heard it, nothing new like he added input or anything that's just a random fucking drop quote.

@ramzim3115

4 жыл бұрын

Why do people find the need to project their personal preferences onto other people. "Hey, i dont like or understand why you quoted the video we just watched." Tf is wrong w people lol

I think I smoked crack with this SAME woman in Baton Rogue!

@nonya2905

5 жыл бұрын

You must have a story to tell

@ohvx4098

5 жыл бұрын

SPILL THE BEANS, WHATS THE STORY

@therealgdawg7348

5 жыл бұрын

Pandora's Steak House do tell

@plox193

5 жыл бұрын

BRUH WHATS THE STORY PLEASE TELL US!

@saladboi1561

5 жыл бұрын

Pfp checks out

If someone were to pay me $500 to never tell a story, I would keep my mouth shut. I'll keep your secrets for hire!

@a211

5 жыл бұрын

He got paid more to tell the story

@arlflors6273

5 жыл бұрын

I pee sitting down. Don't tell anyone though.

@ramrot666

5 жыл бұрын

... What if I have a really, really good one? Because I do. I'd pay you $500 to keep it

@deputydang8291

4 жыл бұрын

@@ramrot666 alright man so I'm ready for the 500 dollars and the story

@ajaxfrancis1586

3 жыл бұрын

I know, or else don't cash the damn check.

What an awesome story!!!

@vinnymoore1279

8 жыл бұрын

love you ninja!

@cpcheats2003

8 жыл бұрын

Whats a way to be able to commit more? I'm to scared to ollie over a bench :(

@haitianxu

8 жыл бұрын

Awesome? This guy openly admitted to drunk driving at the very start of the video, zero remorse, like it's something he does on routine. I have 1 close relative permanently injured and 1 close friend narrowly escape serious injury because of irresponsible drunk drivers. Getting impaired then operating a 2 ton death machine is about the douchest, most irresponsible thing one can do short of planning a murder. I'm sure you couldn't give 2 shits though, thug life am I right.

@bitchfuckmeeee6873

8 жыл бұрын

Triggered

@luckyowl451

8 жыл бұрын

+haitianxu triggered

Obviously the husband is rich af and somewhere along the way his wife turned into a crackhead and he just puts up with it and doesnt say anything to protect her and his reputation

@seek8739

6 жыл бұрын

Travis Thacker and they called it the Aristocrats

@rockthecasbah493

6 жыл бұрын

Travis Thacker - Someone in the comments said they think its Deidre Hall after they googled her. She was married to a senator and lived there or whatever. That’d be sooo creepy if this was true.

@tuffgongc9

5 жыл бұрын

@@rockthecasbah493 Deidre Hall hits some of the boxes. Cougar, prominent actress, married several times... but she's 71 years old now. Sean Patton isn't that old. Doesn't add up.

@SporadicSpaceMan

5 жыл бұрын

@@tuffgongc9 Well if she looked young for her age then she could've been in her 50s cause he said she was in her 40s. I can't Sean's age but if he is in his 40s now his first gig could've been 20 years ago which would add up

@SporadicSpaceMan

5 жыл бұрын

Cant find*

i never wanted this story to end...everyone needs to hear this!

As a resident of Louisiana, I believe this story.

@eps3154

6 жыл бұрын

It's really funny but also hella tragic. Like how rich, bored and depraved do you have to be...?

@TheWormzerjr

5 жыл бұрын

as a human being on earth, this is just another day on every street in San Francisco

@yoloswaggininabox4088

5 жыл бұрын

Me too lmao

@logicotb9654

5 жыл бұрын

haha mee too

"It's almost like a casting agency sent over a husband" lmaooooooo

@papivic3191

3 жыл бұрын

Loool !!

This guy can tell stories. The visuals made it that much funnier. 😆

That story had everything: Comedy, suspense, a hot chick and....crack. The road is never boring.

and they called it... the aristocrats

@MannOfTheHill345

8 жыл бұрын

You... I like you.

@ryanandersen8843

8 жыл бұрын

that's beautiful. "And the name on the check was. ..the aristocrats"

@thatsnodildo1974

7 жыл бұрын

was this a hellsing reference?

@backalleybeards3708

7 жыл бұрын

+Josh Wilson it's from the office too

@kayzach4108

6 жыл бұрын

The aristoCRACKS

"so we paid him another 500 to tell it."

I cried when I herd him say that is the most expansive thing he’s held... the life of a comedian, when grey goose and Jameson’s is unattainable 😢

@colinlarson9656

2 жыл бұрын

lol, as an ex bar manager I was feeling his pain as well.

That's not how you recycle...

@davidk7439

2 жыл бұрын

Most underrated joke of the whole story, so good he breaks a bit as he's telling it

Legend....

@IDeadBearI

8 жыл бұрын

Hi Carmine, you seem to be everywhere.

@Gekokujo76

8 жыл бұрын

All except that part about the "Gray Goose and Jameson".....who mixes vodka and whiskey? You'd have to be on crack to make that for somebody.

@koolkid55047

8 жыл бұрын

+Gekokujo76 idk but I mixed some captain Morgan's spiced rum with some gin, I think it was Amsterdam or something and I completely blacked out that night. drinking from both bottles and add some beer to that. I felt like shit afterwards

@ThatsPhoKingAwesome

7 жыл бұрын

dary

@vinq8621

6 жыл бұрын

Well howdy, Carmine. Fancy seeing you here...

Real? Fake? I dunno, but it was entertaining.

@patrickbarnes7013

8 жыл бұрын

I feel as if it was real to a decent extent but the animation made it extensively more dramatic than it most likely was.

@Sockboss1

8 жыл бұрын

idk he got picked up by a 40 year old rich woman who smoked crack

@BJ-mb2ug

7 жыл бұрын

Patrick Barnes ...cuz it's a recollection... and held your attention better than looking at his mouth moving the whole time. geez.

@tsquipnottsquip5128

6 жыл бұрын

Laser Lens Having traveled more than 50 miles from home and walking the streets of real cities after dark I see no reason to question this. Be a part of a great story. Engage the world around you. Your children will thank you.

A Grey Goose... &... Jameson... and actually drinking it. That's the hardest part of the story for me to believe

@GraceHope-77

Ай бұрын

@@killerghostmonkey literally had to pause and absorb that thought when he said it

*Sir I'd hate to have to be the one to inform you but those weren't Casper the friendly ghost costumes, they were Klansman GOD DAMMIT!!!*

@fishstick0071

5 жыл бұрын

Probably more likely some weird sex cult. You’d think if they were so rich they’d be able to afford some better costumes..and entertainment. Man they got some weird a$$ s#it going on in people’s lives. Evil

@chrisleath

5 жыл бұрын

Steven Murphy lol sounds like you're describing the masons/illuminati

@shibbitybop2551

5 жыл бұрын

Shut up N

@TheLordNovo

4 жыл бұрын

Christopher L that makes it 1000 times funnier

@priddycrankyyankeeamyniemi8957

3 жыл бұрын

Prolly some stunt and not an actual Klan meeting. Sounds like Knoxville bs. I'm trying to figure out who Deirdre is tho....

He got paid 501$ to tell this story anyway

@SamuraiCookieMonster

6 жыл бұрын

wrong it's $500.1

@jonidrinksonionade617

6 жыл бұрын

Incorrect. It's $500.01

@devon6635

6 жыл бұрын

incorrect. it's 399 *goes back in chair*

@axelolsson341

6 жыл бұрын

BUT CAN A STORY DO THISSSSSS

Funniest story, ever

@SeattleRain

8 жыл бұрын

Funny seeing you here haha

@3kgtjax

6 жыл бұрын

obviously youve never seen any burt kreiser lol

@wisterV

5 жыл бұрын

AndrewJRT AndrewJRT Straight up bro, BURNT CHRYSLER IS HILARIOUS even if he is fat & racist. 😂😂😂😂😂

My mom passed away this year. She was from Baton Rouge and died there. And the details of this story are so Baton Rouge. I'm laughing so hard. Rest in peace, mama.

@serpainc.3213

4 жыл бұрын

That's a sweet playlist

“That sweet smell you hear about” No, you’ve smoked crack as have I.

@emmashepard5255

5 жыл бұрын

Mike Hunt the same exact thought went through my mind lmao. He probably hit it and doesn't want to say 😂

@megadeath308

4 жыл бұрын

It smells like the inside of a under ground parkade if it’s good coke

@kateparadis9215

4 жыл бұрын

Smells delight

@aleczugcic1240

4 жыл бұрын

You’re not an adult if you don’t know what crack smells like

@lawrencegore8342

4 жыл бұрын

@@aleczugcic1240 thats stupid

He gets paid $500 to keep this story to himself, so naturally he tells it to over a million people on the internet.

@rashoietolan3047

7 жыл бұрын

Justin Garcia fucking rat

@otpays8552

5 жыл бұрын

Hey u gotta do what u gotta do when ur a fat, ugly unfunny piece of shit and U suck at the one thing U try to be good at

@MikeTheMGTOWMonk

5 жыл бұрын

@Foot Hand That was my ex-wife's name. And notice how I just said my ex-wife and yes that fat POS owes me $500

@otogun3324

5 жыл бұрын

@@MikeTheMGTOWMonk lies

@benni85

5 жыл бұрын

2.9 milli

I'm going to need my husband's $500 back. Jerk.

@OscarThompson10

6 жыл бұрын

right

@levistrong6203

6 жыл бұрын

correct

@missoula2213

6 жыл бұрын

Don't waste it on plastic bags....

@america5215

6 жыл бұрын

i thought you guys got divorced

@RubSomefastOnIt

6 жыл бұрын

release the VHS tape and we will talk...

I got stoned for the first time and listened to this story years ago. Still one of my favorites

When he said Casper the friendly ghost costumes, I thought klan uniforms.

I want my 500.00 back

@tedchaveznow

5 жыл бұрын

Hopefully so that you could give it to me, I got a FAR greater story to tell ya. I mean, TONS OF THEM REALLY. Think of it... ! lol

@zumis1011

5 жыл бұрын

I don't buy it, a rich guy wouldn't care about the 500, he would pay more money to get back at the guy who broke the deal.

@priddycrankyyankeeamyniemi8957

3 жыл бұрын

With intrest....

I have far weirder stories but I didn't get paid $500 to stay quiet about them.

@confused_gaymer1868

8 жыл бұрын

goo ooon :^)

@Paul-wj1zg

8 жыл бұрын

TELL ME YOUR SECRETS BOY

@xXxHolyBigMacxXx

8 жыл бұрын

you dont fucking say that shit and then not tell it

@jafafa

8 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Tinsley I wouldn't know where to start. The serial killer story maybe? There's so much. And people still alive who would be pissed. Maybe someday.

@xXxHolyBigMacxXx

8 жыл бұрын

Jafafa Hots do the serial killer story

I wish I could say this story sounded outlandish to me but where I grew up meth, coke, and crackheads are pretty common.

This has to be an old video. Artie Lange is really young here.

@SSGokubear4

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't realize it was him

Anyone one if the animator for this is on KZread (or some other platform)? The animation was so clean, I loved it

@sketchliing

8 жыл бұрын

**anyone know if

@UnnecessaryComment.

8 жыл бұрын

+Alex G you can delete your comment and re type it, no big deal

@kikozw

8 жыл бұрын

OR you can click on the three little dots on the right and click edit lol

@sketchliing

8 жыл бұрын

kikozw Silva OR you could just not leave a comment if you aren't going to answer my question (is grammar really that important in a youtube video anyways?)

@mattmarblo

8 жыл бұрын

hey! i did the animation for this segment! vimeo.com/mattmarblo

I would've stolen tht tape lol

We need more videos like this, I love hearing funny stories! lol

@lylal2530

4 жыл бұрын

PODCAST KAT there are

Fun fact, you can buy coke in most New Orleans hotel lobby bathrooms

@justinb954

5 жыл бұрын

heroin too

@kennylunacy

5 жыл бұрын

@@justinb954 What kind?

@justinb954

5 жыл бұрын

@Kenny Namikaze - its not tar. It was like that once on a visit to Baltimore. i was on my way to my room and twice got asked if i want girl and boy. Im not offended by being offered "i firmly agree the human condition requires a bit of anesthesia" im just a party loving person.

@xcrazehuskyx2168

4 жыл бұрын

@@justinb954 yeah. You can drive through Baltimore and people will tell at u driving by asking.

Best 'PARTY LEGENDS' story i've seen so far and I don't even know who Sean Patton is. Great Story. Great Animation.

DUDE this was awesome! You need to make this video public and monetize it. LOVED IT MAN

Sean Patton never disappoints

@13ON3S

Жыл бұрын

Lol

Once a year, every year, I watch this video.

@ericqualley6764

4 жыл бұрын

Same

"Baton Rouge is a rich city" Never seen anything except trailer parks

@mattgallegos5302

6 жыл бұрын

I believe we established that he's a comedian.....? Jeez, some people! lol

@katherinethomas8435

6 жыл бұрын

I live in BTR and there are TONS of gated communities with lots of money

@Cavs191

6 жыл бұрын

j e b 77 likes. What an idiot the nicest part of the whole state are exclusively in BR and Nawlins

@moncorp1

6 жыл бұрын

oil money

@MOOSEDM

6 жыл бұрын

lmao wym, i live in baton rouge and it is a very rich city, the state makes it look that way as its the capital

I fucking *_paid_* you, *NOT,* to tell this story! I thought you were good people, man. Imma have to _pay,_ you a visit now... And I'm bringing the wife.

@Aaron0911

Жыл бұрын

Naturally the husbands name would be Benson

Please continue these type of stories! With this same art work. It was seriously amazing hahah

Good Guy Sean *Gets paid to never tell the story *tells story ..what a bro

Now thats a fuckin story

Spoke “Shitface” too... 😁😆😂🤣 😁😆😂🤣

4:10-that escalated quickly.

Stories like this are what life is made for. Thanks for sharing.

I need this tape in my life.

A greygoose and jameson is the most expensive thing you've ever held? dude you could make like 10 of those for like $30.....

@lepiee

6 жыл бұрын

Alfred Cornflake He was really broke during that story... really really broke.

@rw9495

6 жыл бұрын

Have you tried to buy Grey Goose? That's like $50 a fifth where I live, maybe if you're a bar you can make a dozen of them for $30 but not the average joe..

@HazeAroundtheWorld

6 жыл бұрын

+david bryan Vodka.

"The D.P of that shoot" 😂😂😂😂😂

That story specifically, and the fine details he included remind me a lot of my past!

Sending this to my girlfriend. She will think I am drunk. I am. 😂

i live in baton rouge...this probably happened

Just discovered Sean! Binging on his stuff! Best new(to me anyway) comic ive seen in a looong while! Already one of my favs!

@tectomes

5 жыл бұрын

I just discovered him yesterday too. Completely agree.

“That’s not how you recycle”

"i made 500$ to basically not tell this story" lmao he lied

This is the best video on here so far. It made my day. Thanx Sean

Money buys silence for a while but a bolt in the heart buys it forever

That's a true iconic story right here boys.

i actually have a very similar story except mine occurred at a trailer and I actually stayed the night only to wake up the next morning and find the older gals elderly parents lived there too and had been asleep in the back room while we were partying/fudging in the living room all night. They didn't say a word as i walked past them in the living room,still drunk,the morning after.

wtffffffffffffffffff seems fake but ill believe it

@AttorneyK

8 жыл бұрын

Not really. I went to a red carpet even in Orlando and something similar happened to me.

@jeremyb5862

8 жыл бұрын

+Ken Kusanagi You know the rules of the Internet, pics or didn't happen.

@HunterTinsley

8 жыл бұрын

If I had a nickel for every time this happened to me...

@stephenharperisgay

8 жыл бұрын

Me too, play by play

@matthew83890

8 жыл бұрын

Naw dude. This actually happened. I was the knocked down fridge. Can confirm that it happened word for word.

i legit choked on my food watching this i was laughing so hard

I love Sean so much he needs a Netflix special

"A club that i "wont" say the name of... Its called the funny bone.

"Baton rouge is a rich city" hahaha...

Why did I immediately think "Double Penentration" instead of "Director of Photography"?

Great story, need some more of those.

@JamesSon-ly9cu

11 ай бұрын

They're on telegram or Instagram as √√√

@JamesSon-ly9cu

11 ай бұрын

Sharon_Dize_

@JamesSon-ly9cu

11 ай бұрын

I just made a purchase of mine online they lsd, dmt, mushroom, Xanax, chocolate bars and more,.”

WELL, LOOKS LIKE YOU OWE SOME GENTLEMAN 500 BUCKS MY FRIEND!

thanks to this guy i now can recall all the times I've smelled crack in my childhood

Is this a story about Deidre Hall??? HAHAH

2:44 .. Since when is grey goose and Jameson THAT expensive. A 750ML of Grey Goose is only like $50 (cdn)

@jesseray6340

5 жыл бұрын

@Five hundred 20s A gallon of gray i know is over a 100$

@oipolloi4242

4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure because he also said there was no ice in it!

Grey Goose and Jameson... expensive.... lol.

@scumbag414

6 жыл бұрын

Get a load of this guy

I am too high for this dude

Best story in the history of stories

best video VICE ever uploaded

Are you _sure_ you didn't take any of that crack?

@johndoe1094

4 жыл бұрын

You see how fat he is right

@michaelrich5811

4 жыл бұрын

Oh.... So i guess fat people dont smoke crack.... Dumbass!

@guygirard4274

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelrich5811 yes fat people smoke crack but they usually don't stay fat for too long XD

@itsdweezy

3 жыл бұрын

You guys must have never heard of torontos former mayor LOL

come on bro u didnt be at square u totally shoulda took a mean blast of that rockcandy and threw her some unprotected backshots yeeeeeeeehaw

Hell of a story. I bet his grand kids will love it.

The algorithm came through in the clutch for this story. It was pretty funny lol

i live next to baton rouge and i can believe it lol

Oh, Baton Rouge.

This, was the best story I ever heard

First time I saw this I was crying 😂😂😂😂😂

"No" lmao

So you drove drunk?

@HKT100

8 жыл бұрын

under the influence... not drunk

@mikewalko536

8 жыл бұрын

He never smoked the crack- and I'm sure that he probably sobered up since he only had one drink max

@vanillaghost9455

8 жыл бұрын

he said he was at the bar trying to get drunk.. so im guessing it was not "one drink max"

@mikewalko536

8 жыл бұрын

good catch- i forgot about the bar. I was only thinking of the grey goose and jameson drink

@KeetyPooh

8 жыл бұрын

And your point is? I don't see the problem here.

You are an amazing story teller.Loved your story.

I want more of these things animated, that was great.

Sure he didn’t do crack with her 😂

Hey mom, can we get Jack Black? Mom: No we have Jack Black at home. Jack Black at home:

That guy with the tie- vice Paid to tell the story and bit less dramatics

lmfao this is one of the funniest stories thanks to the way he narrates it, he should make a youtube channel with lots of comics of this type with his narrating. Fucking loving it. Wish he had like 100 stories, what 100? 1000's of stories. I would watch em all I swear.

Almost certain that woman is my neighbor. . Her husband divorced her last year and she has REALLY gone crazy.. maybe it's a different crackhead named Deidre in a huge house in a gated subdivision of Baton Rouge.. who knows?

Baton Rouge, yeah

Beautiful definitely one for the grandkids that is a hilarious story

OUTSTANDING

Lesson of the story.. never tell him a secret.:-)

but seriously, tho. was that a scirocco he was driving?

@thegamingworld99

5 жыл бұрын

Acton Treadway yes

$500. Haha. Moment. Priceless. :)

This is the first time I am seeing this man close up and goddamn his eyes are BEAUTIFUL

@edwardohlin1469

4 жыл бұрын

You have beautiful eye's as well