Ethan saying "SPOILER WARNING" when talking abt bones outside the body instead of "Trigger Warning" is so funny

@grichl88

16 күн бұрын

It was bones all along!

@marthmallow7420

10 күн бұрын

📢‼️ *emergency spoiler warning* ‼️📢

@phantom_ko

9 күн бұрын

Thought he was going to describe that one scene in Final Destination, and he did, but I guess that happened irl for him

@myragingwhormoans

9 күн бұрын

SPOILER! THERE ARE BONES IN THERE

@Insanity-nu6qr

9 күн бұрын

Maybe the real spoiler was the bones we made along the way

Oh no. They picked Wattpad?! They really dipped into the most cursed site for this.

@annamobrashear

17 күн бұрын

They couldn’t handle the pure ART on AO3 😂

@Hellianbat

17 күн бұрын

Wellll.... I'd rather wattpad over AO3 tbh😭

@symonegreen7493

16 күн бұрын

Lol

@patrickcollantes4588

16 күн бұрын

AO3 takes the most cursed fanfic site for me, Wattpad on the other hand takes the most cringe. ...I still actively visit both.

@_Kuma_

16 күн бұрын

@@patrickcollantes4588I crosspost on both but I only interact with readers on wattpad… the stories there are usually much worse quality than ao3 🥲

Once they said "Wattpad" my heart SUNK knowing what horrors were to come

@graphichawk

15 күн бұрын

If only they ran into one of my stories instead 😩 (not really. I hope they don’t read these comments) they wouldn’t have been ‘traumatized’ then. Not all Wattpad writers are the same. ❤ I don’t write smut or ships. Just angst and plot with a little trauma. Either Anti is the good guy just trying to be one of the brothers or he’s the k*ller trying to . . You know. Anyway, I have over 30 ego books like this. My stories contain different kind of horrors 😂

Mark saying the f slur has me 💀

@ExhaustedRaccoon200

15 күн бұрын

What?! 💀

@chachasliiide1918

15 күн бұрын

@ExhaustedRaccoon200 no no not fr 😭 in the fanfic they read LMFAO

@ExhaustedRaccoon200

12 күн бұрын

@@chachasliiide1918 oh, I know. I was just surprised someone wrote that in their fic 😭

@colt9836

11 күн бұрын

If it's on AO3, it better have tags like: "Oh, Mark says the f-slur???" "I don't think he would" "does this count as OOC?" "God I hope so"

@xxemeraldxx9448

9 күн бұрын

@@colt9836it absolutely would have those tags on Ao3 😭

The insane war flashbacks I got to septiplier has me CRYING

@charamells

17 күн бұрын

THE CURSED MEMORIES 😭😭

@doriannoir9125

16 күн бұрын

Same here

@symonegreen7493

16 күн бұрын

Same

@christopherhodges7607

16 күн бұрын

To be fair, there is a very fine line with the ship whose name shall not be spoken that divides funny from uncomfortable.at least fanfics wise

@ItsJustSeb

12 күн бұрын

Sobbing, I never wanted to remember that thing.

I'm begging for the day that creators learn to navigate AO3

@sam.w8477

11 күн бұрын

Then they'll find the good stuff

@vodkamutini3979

11 күн бұрын

im begging they wont

@BlueMiaou

6 күн бұрын

They'll be in for quite a surprise when they click a dead dove fic to know why they shouldn't eat them

Edge responsibly guys

@thegreatacolyt1277

17 күн бұрын

Fuck bro

@Highilya

16 күн бұрын

@@theghostleader140 thank you omg I didn’t realize it auto corrected

@luisabarrera4234

16 күн бұрын

Leak responsibility 😊

@thegreatacolyt1277

16 күн бұрын

@@luisabarrera4234 ha

@yoda5436

7 күн бұрын

we're called leakers for a reason

Imagine being the poor bastard who only wanted to watch brainleak, only to hear this fossil of their past💀

@maddiowens3549

16 күн бұрын

you think the days of KZreadr Wattpad fanfics are behind you, you’ve buried any evidence of anything you ever wrote, and these two ADHD-fueled gremlins dig it up out of the darkest recesses of the Internet

@jvseventeen

16 күн бұрын

Right?! The whole time I was thinking about the authors hearing this and slowly (or immediately lol) realizing it was their own work and how they would feel lol😂

@graphichawk

15 күн бұрын

@@jvseventeen I mean I wouldn’t mind. I don’t write smut or ships on my Wattpad. My fanfics really are just plot and story. I’m a dying breed in Wattpad 😂

@d.sadster5684

12 күн бұрын

@@graphichawk please move to ao3 we need more of you 😂😂

@circusclown1503

11 күн бұрын

@@graphichawkfor the love of god migrate to AO3 the time has come to step further into the light

Title: Sean and Ethan Read Fanfiction My brain: *VIETNAM FLASHBACKS TO SEPTIPLIER* Oh, dear god, no...

@anironsidh

16 күн бұрын

Literally just instant fear

@ghostmutt4684

14 күн бұрын

I think Sean had the same flashbacks, you can see how uncomfy he is

@MrGrandpapa

9 күн бұрын

ikr💀god

@dio_hoestar_4204

7 күн бұрын

i KNOW 💀 I was never into it cause I don't like ships with real people, but the things i saw...

Wattpad probably wasn't the best choice 😂 Archive of our Own is the superior fanfic site

@vodkamutini3979

11 күн бұрын

wattpad is the perfect choice if you want it to actually be funny, ao3 is more serious- it would probably be way more uncomfortable

@ffionswithin8648

10 күн бұрын

Hell yeah, my dululu ass is constantly on AO3! They have such good selections.

In case nobody said it yet: AU means "Alternate Universe."

@lulu_la_luna

7 күн бұрын

I saw a meme years ago saying it stood for At Utah and I only recently realized I was wrong 💀 I was like why are all these stories set in Utah???

@iluvlouistomlinson26

4 күн бұрын

@@lulu_la_lunaLMAO

“TikTok confirmed I have autism” 😂

'Edward had the face of a snow-plough' is exactly what I needed to hear today

@sorunx

17 күн бұрын

Just reached that part 😂

@HeavenCent1

16 күн бұрын

Was perfect 😂

As someone who has read fanfiction (granted never of actual people) this is a real rough one to sit through boys, I gotta be honest. I kinda feel bad for the writers of those stories because they probably never intended for you guys to find these and many of them probably are/were teenagers at the time they wrote all that, exploring sexualities, fine tuning writing for their first audiences, etc. Yeah it's weird and it's public but that doesn't stop the second hand embarrassment for me. Especially if they're still fans. Only way I'm getting through this is prayer.

@BlackbearMomentHewwo

16 күн бұрын

Yeah I only clicked to find out if they asked permission first and...it doesn't look like it. WATTPAD ESPECIALLY IS FOR TEENS. The audience is like mostly 13 year olds. I feel sick

@evaneds

16 күн бұрын

I don't think I can watch this one unless someone gives me the time stamps so I can skip the fanfic part. I cannot handle secondhand embarrassment lmao. Also a fanfic reader (and not of real people)

@andrew_4747

16 күн бұрын

@@BlackbearMomentHewwo Did the writers ask permission before using REAL people in their stories? Sean/Ethan don't need to ask permission to read a story written about them.

@Mikey4Geelove

16 күн бұрын

I have to click away every few minutes. 😅

@Septic-Hearts

16 күн бұрын

@@evaneds They stop reading around 36:48 and stop talking about fanfic in general around 39:34 I think

Man, they managed to make a more uncomfortable episode than the footpisode.

@Nevernamed

12 күн бұрын

*toepisode

“Seans ex” HAD ME SHOOK BECAUSE I KNOW WHO ITS REFERRING TO💀 Edit: you guys are awesome, thx for the likes and replies💚

@baileypaulina1409

16 күн бұрын

I haven’t started the episode yet but saw this comment and immediately started stimming in a “I need to get this icky feeling away from me” way 😭😭

@tangytim6699

16 күн бұрын

​@@baileypaulina1409autistic people funny as hell who just starts freaking out over someone being mentioned

@inversedeggyolk5073

16 күн бұрын

Yeah the whole thing was pretty funny until that part came up. Still, wishing Sean and her the very best, both seem to be keeping well doing their own separate thing

@keirafae6669

16 күн бұрын

The fucking fear I felt when I realised these might mention his ex 😭 it's in such bad taste I'm so embarrassed jsjdjdndj

@zee2147

16 күн бұрын

wait are yall talking about who i think you are talking about 😭

As a fanfic writer (not RPF don’t worry lol) when Ethan started with “I dont know if anyone still uses Wattpad…” I PHYSICALLY cringed

@wumbothewombat1280

16 күн бұрын

Also Sean don’t worry, “KZreadr X child” is probably not what you think it is. There was this trend for a bit of people wanting to write their content creators as parents of their kid original characters, usually like adopting or something, so I’m guessing that’s what it is. Usually (at least now) it’s a slash (ie Crowley/Aziraphale, for example) that denotes a romantic pairing; something x something just means generally combining two things. Like, if someone wrote a story combining two books, it might be “Book A x Book B.” Not that anyone probably cares but… now you know 😅

@Lumoskor

10 күн бұрын

@@wumbothewombat1280 since when is the x a combination in fanfic language now? man, im only 20 but i feel like im getting old hearing this lmao

@wumbothewombat1280

10 күн бұрын

@@Lumoskor If it makes you feel better I’m 21 lol. Yeah it’s not used a ton, but it’s def used that way

This is the face of a snowplow, Bella

Sean:I’m in so much pain it is awful I think I have nerve damage it hurts to sleep Also Sean: no doctors needed just slap a brace on it

Would you rather jack your septiceye or crank your gameplays

@marthmallow7420

14 күн бұрын

who up jacking they septiceyes. who up crankin they gameplays. WHO UP BRAINING THEY LEAK

9:20 "and then this bone went KREDEDA!" NOOOOOOOO "then he walked away" LMAO

@Beetle05296

15 күн бұрын

"TERRIBLE! AWFUL. 😰"

someone introduce them to the search term "oneshot" pleeeeaaaase

the best part of this is finding out the teacher from Kindergarten is now teaching high schoolers apparently

@jking4854

16 күн бұрын

Now that's what I call a callback

@SolstaceWinters

2 күн бұрын

I immediately picked up on that voice as well! I came to the comments to see if someone else would recognize the voice use (among other reasons). I know he's kind of on hiatus right now, but I kinda hope he'll pop back on his main channel for Kindergarten 3. I greatly enjoyed it.

The boys are back .....but at what cost

Woke up from a dead sleep randomly id like to think my brain did it for this

@marthmallow7420

14 күн бұрын

your noodle knew it was time to leak

I always love listening to the male and the other male podcast

@J2Jgames

16 күн бұрын

The small boy and the smaller boy

Im going to really out myself here, but i was one of the young teenagers (13-15) who wrote cringey youtuber fanfiction. I wrote like, superhero ones, one where one of them was an android type stuff (no smut, I was a kid w a dream) and it taught me for better or for worse how to write stories. Also I refuse to believe any youtuber has seen any of my old stuff, I refuse. (Edit: I'm 20 now, I know how weird it is to see people online as characters that you can write about, but I was 13 who figured out I can make my own stories so I just used what i knew at the time. Now I make my own characters and draw comics instead :] )

32:41 I have tears in my eyes, my ribs and lungs hurt from them reading it 😂😂😂

@riveramnell143

16 күн бұрын

Leaking is a totally normal response to this podcast 😂

Controversial opinion - Teeth are bones outside of the body. Every single person in the world, every single being, has seen bones outside of the body.

@lovewhatkind2.045

10 күн бұрын

Every time I remember that teeth are bones I get that bad gut feeling and have to focus on something else, its so uncomfortable 😭

@second1985

4 күн бұрын

teeth aren't bones tho, a simple google search would tell you that

so worth staying up till 3AM

@malps7028

17 күн бұрын

Me too

@Pipzip.

11 күн бұрын

Almost 4am for me 😭

Okay, as someone who also used to write fanfiction back around 2016 to late 2019, I've written stories with longer chapters but BOY, 87 CHAPTERS IS INSANE 😭😭😭😭 But man, I love how funny their storytelling was! Genuinely got a good laugh out of me!

@NotUlpoadingAnything

16 күн бұрын

There's a Doctor Strange/Iron man fanfic that's got 295 chapters.

@septiceye_3706

15 күн бұрын

@@NotUlpoadingAnything oh, right! How could I forget that?!

@noodlesforbaldies

12 күн бұрын

theres a formula one fanfic that has 545 chapters and its still getting updated.

@lovewhatkind2.045

10 күн бұрын

@@NotUlpoadingAnythingWHAT?!? How long is the read if the 87 chapter fic was 10 hours??

@kais3297

8 күн бұрын

​@@lovewhatkind2.045 it has 6 million words so for average reading speed of 350 words/minute it would take 286h

oh boy here we go hearing Sean and Ethan reading fan fiction about them nostalgia flashbacks

Sean doing the voice he did for the teacher in the game Kindergarden for the teacher in the fic made me absolutely lose it

2014 me would have been ALL over this… lemme hide my ao3 real quick

@vodkamutini3979

11 күн бұрын

... weird

Oh no, this is like when Markiplier read fanfiction about himself and Jack...🤣💀

@ItsJustSeb

12 күн бұрын

The horrors.

I like how theres an universe out there where world peace is acheived because sean and ethan date in High School

ethan please never do a stream where you read a fanfic that would be actual torture for you (and me, my secondhand embarrassment would make me implode)

I am usually a Spotify listener but I wanted you both to know that I discovered this week that I have an actual brain leak and the first thing I thought of was this podcast

OMG, Wattpad?! I wasn't even aware people still used wattpad ... no AO3? Also, AU = Alternate Universe.

Miss applegate coming in at 22:22 is just *chefs kiss*

No new episode?

As someone who still uses wattpad and loves reading fanfiction even i get weird out by some of the fics especially the youtuber fanfictions

Sean changing his reading voice everytime but Ethan sticking to the same one for a bit has me crying 😂💀

im rotting, PERFECT TIMING LEAKERS

@sorunx

17 күн бұрын

Duuude same 😅 saved by the boys

2020 is FAR too late for this to ve written. I was expecting 2016

@vodkamutini3979

11 күн бұрын

LMAO YEAH 😭😭

@bayleaf7138

Күн бұрын

Literaly same dude. I was like "be gentle guys, it's probably from 2015," and then they said 2020 and my mouth dropped in complete horror.

I hate it when I strain my wrist when I don't edge properly😔

Fanfics 👀..... Oh nein, we're heading into rather concerning territory man. It's going to be quite a week for the Leakers, wonder what more will be in store for us when break rolls around. Danke for sharing, Hope everyone is doing well. Stay Leaky Bros 🧠 😎 👊

20:00 I’m dying at the thought of markiplier saying the f slur

I'm an avid fic writer (not of Septiplier or Crankiplier, I don't dabble in RPF) and every time someone who is outside of "the culture" (for lack of a better term) reads fic for content I always have to brace myself, because it's almost never done in good faith and it's usually done with either an overt or covert undertone of "let's make fun of this thing we think is cringey". It's like when Furries were the butt of every joke on the Internet. I'm not saying that Sean or Ethan were being intentionally malicious or anything like that, but still. Fanfic is written for fun. Nobody gets paid to write it and oftentimes it gets posted with bare minimum or zero editing, and considering that it's from Wattpad (which is considered, like, D-tier fic quality) odds are whoever wrote it was like 14 when they did. (Also when Ethan said he didn't know what 'AU' is I went "Aww, bless your heart" ❤)

@Kissuforever

16 күн бұрын

I feel you so much 🥲 I wish they would have at least gone for A03 and filtered through to find the best 🫠

@andrew_4747

16 күн бұрын

if you write a story about a real life person, you don't get to decide if that person reads it in a public video.

@Caprice_H

15 күн бұрын

Honestly some people crossed a lot of boundaries repeatedly even though they were told multiple times to not (i.e. septiplier) so I feel like those people deserve to be taken the piss out of tbh, if someone's shipping real life people they can feel as uncomfortable as the people they were shipping

@Caprice_H

15 күн бұрын

I haven't gotten to the fan fiction thing yet so if it isn't that kind of stuff then my bad!

@vodkamutini3979

11 күн бұрын

yeah, no. if you write about a real person and they find out they are 100% allowed and expected to make fun of you. This entire comment just reads as if you're trying to justify the weird shit that people post instead of just saying "hey, reminder that not all fanfic is of real people". Also ao3 would just be way more uncomfortable considering it's a site with an older demographic and userbase. The fics have more skill and are usually more serious, it would just be a million time more awkward to read.

This legit compelled me to go read my old unfinished Supernatural fanfics I wrote like 10 years ago that I still have on my Google drive for some reason. I was pretty good lol

33:10 that fckin noise Sean made 😂😂 the most conflicted "ooO??"

all laughs aside I can't imagine how disturbing this might be to see stuff like this written about you and your friends

@Septic-Hearts

16 күн бұрын

Yeah this is why I only really read fictional characters in fanfiction. Something about reading any of the stuff they did was awkward at best when I tried it out.

Me going into this: please for the love of God don't actually read fanfiction Me after this: I'm glad they just read the beginning and end. Thank God

I was SO shocked at… how good Ethan’s southern accent was?? But also that was his first choice bahaha

all of gen z hates the ipad kids and most of us are swearing to not let our kids have tech like that

Thank you, it’s 8:00 in the morning, I’m logging onto my work computer, and I’m listening to Séan tell his warning tale of edging too hard for weeks on end. It’s a wonderful start to the day.

"its always good to celebrate the good things" "I'm gonna fucking drop kick you" the embodiment of antisocial 🤣

i am praying for the author of this story. as someone who used to write fanfic similar to this as a young teenager i can’t imagine the embarrassment this author could be going through with their story being read out loud by the boys.

@avermalt

12 күн бұрын

yeah this keeps happening lately and im getting worried for these writters, i came only to see if they asked permission to do this because time and time again youtubers keep making these without permission and leaving the authors to fend off waves of hate and doxxing from fans. from the looks of it there doesnt seem to have been permission given so im gonna try and find some of them to message warnings to turn off comments and stuff through its probably too late for that. always sad to see.

@itz_koki

9 күн бұрын

Honestly Sean and Ethan both have a pretty wholesome fanbase. I highly doubt anyone will be that big of an a-hole and go harass the authors of these fics. I'd say the outliers would also probably be shamed by other fans if they do that crap ​@@avermalt

36:42 They finish reading the fanfic here btw

@ForeverxGone1

16 күн бұрын

you're a freaking hero lol my second hand cringe could not handle it

Ok real talk here, if anyone writes RPF fanfiction and doesn't want their faves reading it on video there is a restrict option on AO3 that limits people who can see it (I'm not sure if Wattpad or other fanfic sites have the same option)

I love how sean did the tom nook voice when reading

“I’m sure you never did this for school for an project” WRONG freshman year I wrote 11 page Peggy x Maria modern highschool au Hamilton fic for English class. It is my greatest accomplishment and shame since I got an A on it

jaw was hanging open so continuously listening to this episode that there is a waterdrop stain on my chem hw

I like to imagine the author of the fic they read listening to this and smoking half a pack of cigarettes in the 30 minutes they spent on it.

I would have begged to show them how to use ao3 so they could read fanfic written by adults lmao, but this is. definitely a little nostalgic :’)

@vodkamutini3979

11 күн бұрын

Reading a youtuber fic by an ADULT would be a million time more uncomfortable than this. Wattpad is funny because it's mostly written by tweens and therefore not really that serious... and adult tho.. 😬😬😬 i don't think i would be able to handle how uncomfortable that would be.

I'm so glad that Jack recognized the Fran Bow voice, he started talking like that and I literally got so excited.

Can you imagine the frenzy the writer is probably in right now? 🤣

this is like watching ur father try to learn something that you love

toss boy reading fan fiction really gave me whiplash

Oh no. You have crossed into the forbidden lands. I like fanfiction, but I draw the line at real people.

@ziggesgirl

16 күн бұрын

Same. I used to be deep into the Supernatural fanfic community and tons of people would wright about the actors themselves and it always weirded me out

14:03 NOT WATTPAD 😭😭

LMFAO THE DESCRIPTION OF HTE FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL FANFIC HAS ME IN STITCHES T__T the description of ethan as the new kid that nobody likes is So FUNNY LOL

Why do y’all CONTINUE do this to yourselves? 😂 ESPECIALLY on Wattpad, of all places…

@Septic-Hearts

17 күн бұрын

They could've at least gone on Ao3 like true men of culture

@Takejiro24

17 күн бұрын

​@@Septic-HeartsI honestly can't tell if that'd be better or worse. AO3 has some truly unhinged stuff. Thank goodness for its filtering system.

This fanfic madness was phenomenal, loving the pod on Spotify and came to drop a comment💙💚

Straight up jorking it to this. And by "it" haha, let's just say... my peanits

I'm only at 17:33 and this is already so unhinged 😭 love it 💜✨️ Edit: 17:50 aww mr midnight~ love rewatching the fran bow series Sean ^-^

Being able to catch this episode is the only thing that's gone right for me this week. You have my gratitude.

Sean doing the Ms. Applegate voice from his old Kindergarten playthrough throwed me back

Sean broke his wrist, straight jorkin it, by it haha. Well let's just say his Peanits

I can’t stop rewatching Ethan and Sean’s impression at the beginning 😭😭

Hands down, best episode ever 🙌 I am a big fan of different voices, so this scratches my brain. Thank you 😂❤️

Wednesdays are the best days. Happy Leakday everyone! 🧡 this episode was HILARIOUS and exactly what I needed this week. Thanks to you both for continuing to give us this bangin entertainment! Love you guys!!

I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE FAR TOO LONG

Markiplier casually dropping the F slur is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard there’s no way 😭

@ShannaeJ

6 күн бұрын

Timestamp? 😭😂

flash games were the bombb i was devastated when flash got cut, when i was in primary school / elementary there were all these different online (i guess youd call them MMOs?) games like MSP and club penguin and animal jam OH AND MOSHI MONSTERS it was so much fun being like in the computer lab and playing together, or if u were playing from home it felt like magic that you could 'hang out' with your friend without actually having to be near each other. i wonder what this generation of kids will look back on in the same way we think of this stuff

@SaraRankins.

16 күн бұрын

Webkinz and toontown are still around if you played those

I’d like to have a word with the person who wrote the first story lmao. It’s not like this was written ten years ago. It was literally written in 2020

I was playing a game while I had this on, and even tho I read the title, I sat up in my seat so damn fast when Eef mentioned Wattpad. The trauma...

This might’ve been the funniest episode so far I literally have tears from laughing

This is probably my fave episode so far, you guys made me laugh so much reading that shit.

Omg not wattpad, I’m getting war flashbacks.

Honestly if Sean thinks it's interesting I would suggest looking into the link between hyper mobility, ADHD, and autism. ADHD and hyper mobility are both insanely common comorbidities of autism due to cool stuff with neuroplasticity and connective tissue disorders.

I’ve always loved fan fic. And it was so much more fun/ less cringe than I would’ve thought. I would love to hear you guys act out more scenes.

@Terminallyposessed

15 күн бұрын

It was just weird because it was shipping real people mostly for me

@bryannab2703

15 күн бұрын

@@Terminallyposessed I don’t like shipping real people either. Especially when one of them is in a committed long term relationship. But I did enjoy them acting out all the different characters and would love to see them do more acting/roleplaying/improv/etc. Especially when Jack did his teacher voice from Kindergarten. 😂 I would love to see more stuff like that.

this is great, cant wait for episode 2

The fanfiction reading was amazing i need more of this 😭🤣

Oh no Ethan just started reading and I already don't know if I can watch this💀 Like I'm tearing up from cringe lmao😂

I'd never thought I'd see the day where Sean talks about ACOTAR, what a pleasant surprise, I hope Evelien liked it !

I love this podcast… I be needing to laugh ❤😂

looking forward to watching Ethan reading 10 hours smut fanfiction live ...

Oh boy here we go

Hey, I get the shimmery crescent too! Usually starts by noticing I can't read, then it forms the blurry spot in the middle, starts shimmering, grows down to a crescent in the bottom right (or left but usually right, identical in both eyes. Then I'm a crabass for two days because my brain is full of pudding