JFJ: Hey I got a cat. Not 5 minutes later. *Dip Dip Dip Dip Dip Dip Dip Dip Dip Dip Dip*

@jackliddy7340

4 жыл бұрын

King Morthanox dip dip potato chip

@weirdbritishperson9542

4 жыл бұрын

King Morthanox dip dip dip dip dip dip fire!!!!!

@NyxxyNightstar

3 жыл бұрын

YOU

I love how every 30 seconds he murders a pet in a canon

@thesaviorofsouls5210

4 жыл бұрын

Its not murder if their faith is unknown, we dont know what happend to them after getting shot out of a canon.

@explanationproductions4338

4 жыл бұрын

what if you were the pets lol

@durpyislost6212

4 жыл бұрын

You haven't played the game if you've never fucking blasted a bird out of a cannon

@lbstocks55

4 жыл бұрын

Not murder relocates

@eisfotzesch7369

4 жыл бұрын

That’s a lie

JFJ: *Hates water in Subnautica* Also JFJ: Time for Sea of Thieves!

@katelystt

4 жыл бұрын

Heard some rumors that the devs wanna expand underwater exploration

@bobervnezakona

4 жыл бұрын

@@katelystt subnautica or thieves?

@Okamithegreat

4 жыл бұрын

@@katelystt hopefully we get crabs

@foquitajeej2399

4 жыл бұрын

@@ConexYT0 New leviathans?

@iszatso

4 жыл бұрын

Hol Horse That is some good news, thanks for sharing, the e n t i r e e q u i n e

7:47 JFJ plays his banjo on the high seas. I need an hour version.

I just realized that J’s character is meant to look like Death Slinger

@kidusleben5094

4 жыл бұрын

I always thought he was a cowboy

@qm230

4 жыл бұрын

Hmm I thought it was supposed to be Dallas from payday 2

@caesarleaderofthelegion612

4 жыл бұрын

Dude deathslinger is modeled after jfj

@SpectralSlugger

4 жыл бұрын

@@kidusleben5094 no he means his pirate in the game

Nice to see Yakuza made an impact on you JFJ.

@numsei2610

4 жыл бұрын

@@Broskimanbro uhh, too soon

Is that the real cornholepartol????

@guymancomic7835

4 жыл бұрын

hi

@annihilationsquadron8585

4 жыл бұрын

hi

@booperdooper1790

4 жыл бұрын

Why hello there

@ricecooker7037

3 жыл бұрын

G r e e t i n g s

@rkj5480

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm hi

I lost it at "Life has many doors Ed-boy"

@D-man-online

4 жыл бұрын

18:58

20 minutes of J doing a pirate accent, 10/10 would shoot tyrian again

@smugglersolovr6182

2 жыл бұрын

Saw your name in the patrons list and just wanted to say that’s pretty cool you support our boys in blue

@justsomenumpty

2 жыл бұрын

@@smugglersolovr6182 Supporting the boys in blue is the most based thing you can do

The bakamatai when he landed in with all the sharks floored me 🤣🤣🤣

16:09 Yakuza is to powerful to stay in its own video

@nothappysadgirl9296

4 жыл бұрын

Literally my favourite moment in the video.

"Kraken attack! We're all gonna die!" Meanwhile below deck, JFJ cooking: "Oh for fucks sake!"

"20 minutes of animal abuse" IDK what I expected from JFJ lol

Tyrion walks in on jfj firings a orange cat out of a cannon Tyrion:ooooohh shit

*ITS LIKE HE FLEEEEW OUT OF A FOOKING KAHNUN*

I just got Sea of Thieves a couple days ago. Some of the most fun I’ve had in a multiplayer game in a long time. (Also, we named our macaw Ol’ Ironsides.)

@that1connor583

4 жыл бұрын

NOW LEMME TELL YOU THE STORY OF GOOD OL' *IRONSIDES*

@user-wc3wu2mx3m

4 жыл бұрын

Should've named it Macaw Ken Balls.

@memestealer6348

4 жыл бұрын

@Fisher Johnson Not really, since the SS Constitution actually had the nickname Old Ironsides, but i digress

@ExileTwilight

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not very creative, so I named mine Admiral Talons

@shuryoji3246

3 жыл бұрын

I named mine Elizabeak.

I really hope there's gonna be an option to do more than 4 concurrent players

@shwetadhanraj

4 жыл бұрын

That'll be too op for other smaller ships so nay

@katelystt

4 жыл бұрын

I mean you could try and get 2 ships in the same server by setting sail at the same time and then server-hopping till you're in the same server.

@martinkuzmik4240

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine just sailing by yourself and then some clan pulls up on a fleet and rocks your shit

@shark2.072

4 жыл бұрын

It probably won’t happen because it takes a lot of resources and time to make another ship

@invisiblescout

4 жыл бұрын

I mean... There's alliances.

"You look bored, Doughlath. Maybe take a seat on the end of my ship's cannon..."

JFJ: Lanches Triyion into space without reasoning the game.

That Dame dame moment

Still surprised by how fast you picked up the Banjo J. Its only been a few weeks and you are doing great! Seems like Sea of Thieves Tyrion had a run in with the CIA, would explain his hate of water.

7:47 that's what i call a real cowboy

"Is president bush there?" "I can't read..." Obscure reference to YTP Fesh Pince of Blair. 9:53

@Pyrax99

3 жыл бұрын

to me, heaven is like a mix between.... a JFJ video and.... chickenwinigish

And I thought I was a bad driver due to me having a disease called "Born Asian"

@foquitajeej2399

4 жыл бұрын

@@arandominternetperson437 Rare?

@Promethe3u5

4 жыл бұрын

The Asian isn’t the problem. It’s how happy you are at the moment that’s the problem.☺️☺️☺️

@SirSqueakStir

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh that's some serious shit

@somnia3423

4 жыл бұрын

@@Promethe3u5 what do you mean lmao?

@jon3854

4 жыл бұрын

Chandler Theriot wtf?

2:48 "ah ge I wonder it's almost as if he (pirate voice) fell out of a foken cannon"

1:18 “you’re good you’re good you’re good”

14:11 what cracked me most is how genuine he sounds

4:17 the panic in his voice

Everyone: nooooo you can’t shoot your pets out of a cannon like that! Jfj: haha bird go whoosh

8:23 “Did someone steal my monkey?” *cannon fired* Best part

@Sashacoolguy_Games

8 ай бұрын

funniest part was that the dude who shot it, had a same reference but this time with parrot (on his own channel (on russian))

18:20 As somone who has the worst luck when fishing. I feel this so much

"Oh-drr- The Rabbi will never find out. Ahh there be vomit on mY OOOHH"

Sit down me boi and listen as I tell you a story about Pirates of the Cari-Yeetus and the search for the Legendary N-Word Pass.

JFJ: shoots cat out of cannon 13:00 KZread captions: applause

16:10 the game was like "nah, i ain't letting you stay out here and kill the skarks efficentally"

Ah yes the Pirate: The Cowboy of the Sea

Honestly I love how involved he is with his fans and how creative y’all are good job keep it up

This makes me unreasonably happy. And JFJ actually playing the banjo was a nice surprise.

2:15 Ughhhhhh... I'm SPOONING

2:52 did not expect that joke

Oh lord JFJ I’m only 4 minutes in and dying of laughter, not many channels are as good as yours, you truly have something special here!

Alternate Title: PETA Pans Revenge

11:15 - I had no idea Andross was the final boss.

@squidork4355

4 жыл бұрын

that tall tale was so fun

18:51 my favorite part

Always makes me happy to see people playing this game.

I love how JFJ goes sicko mode after his fishing session was interrupted

12:33 - best thing ever

Hay man love your vids and vods keep it up. One of the only things that make me smile.

Another excellent video filled with classic J shenanigans... and Tyrian.

1:23 "you're good..you're good..you're good..you're good...Stop! Don't worry captain, we'll buff out those scratches!"

It was so nice being a part of that discord! Glad you got into this game!

Captain: Arm the cannons! JFJ: [stuffing a bird in the barrel] *_AYE YE CAPTAIN_*

That time when you played banjo was so lovely . Just wanted to say it have a nice day .

idk why man this legit made my day, thanks dude

The part where he plays the banjo is so wholesome and calming

The prrfect cuts in this vid is spot on.

i love how they anchor a mile from every island they go to, snd then swim. pirates need exercise too i guess

Self proclaimed pirate rapidly shoots various animals out of cannons

Highlights 1:57 Waterboarding Tyrion 2:30 "He's going after the Chaos Emerald" 2:38 Pirate sock lulls Tyrion into false sense of security before betraying him 3:09 J steals a monkey 3:27 Pompedore 4:17 The subnautica experience 5:29 Pirate to Scotsman 7:32 The mystery may never be solved 8:50 Behind the Aroura 9:36 Tyrion the diplomat 11:26 5 more and you can unlock SUPER J 12:55 Tyrion & Pompedore get flight training 14:29 J bravely strangles a Megalodon with his bare hands 16:00 Crag fields 16:37 Saint gets flight training 16:55 Tyron doesn't want to play Subnautica, goes to ballistics school instead 17:14 Mario says: 17:46 Never get between a man and his fishing 18:32 Obama has the Chaos Emerald 18:51 This has been the best trade deal, maybe the best in the history of trade deals 18:58 Megaphone time

@smugglersolovr6182

2 жыл бұрын

You are doing gods work

21 ish minutes of people creaming at eachother at sea... this. this is why I subscribed lol

The perfectly cut scream of the cat sounds like is like he is getting the Lebowski treatment 2:00 💀

Why did "Captain Rob 'em Stothard?!" make me laugh so much...

0:48 *Flashbacks to the Fisher Price Great Adventures Pirate Ship game from my childhood.*

1:14 footage of the titanic sinking (colorized)

the most frightening thing to see ( in my opinion ) is walking out from the basement and seeing the water turn red because you don’t check where you are going

20 minutes compilation of people stealing goods, having a shoot out with each other, firing each other's animals out of the canons and doing it all over. Just what I needed. Also was fun to see Pease, hope there might be more coop stuff with him or Neo.

16:07 This is where the origins of the Dame Da Ne meme began; change my mind.

The fucking pats being shot out the canon is THE funnist shit I have ever seen

Glad to see him playing this

10:45 tommy and jerry? xD

11:56 Perfectly cut

I can’t stop listening to you yeeting the cat out of the cannon

This was amazing j i hope u make a few more with ur friends.

Nice here after 24 seconds of being uploaded, honestly a new record for me

i do hope he makes more of these as this is one of my favorite games ever

Jfj playing a banjo is so much better than what I hoped for

That was some pretty hot banjo playing

I loved my first experiences of sea of thieves I wish I could revisit that

I’m glad some people actually play this on KZread. It’s a great game.

1:31 *Arrg just a happy little acident maty*

Sea of crashing into sh*t, a JFJ original

its really strange to see pease here after watching his channel for like 2 years nice video as always j glad you played this

JFJ pirate voice is the funniest thing every

the shiggy-diggy is the superior instrument

This was the first video of jfj that I had ever seen and I don't regret subscribing to him even the slightest

perfect game for shenanigans

That banjo playing was peaceful

Jfj is rocking out with that banjo

That geyser was so perfect.

2:28 nobody The G.U.N on 454B:

JFJ: Plays the game for a few days and encounters a kraken and a megaladon Me: Plays the game since its come out and only have encountered one kraken and 3 megaladons in that entire time

that yakuza reference was the cherry on top of the cake loved it

You gotta respect that solo slooper for trying to fight a galleon. He was dumb but he gave it a shot

My favorite instrument is the Shiggy Diggy

0:34 wtf that same thing happened to me and my crew on that island

Thank you jfj you made my day at 2:00 am. Thank you and god damn bless you bruh. 😊🤣

I wanna see JFJ become a pirate legend

Just realized that JFJ's character looks like a bootleg Morshu from Zelda CDI and it really adds to the experience

Dude... we need more of this.

Gotta love a bit of kiryu