PREY is fun
Ойын-сауық
Man my eye hurts.
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Пікірлер: 753
Comments before Prey: "Say the N-Word" Comments after Prey: *_SaY mOrGaN_*
@ComfortsSpecter
4 жыл бұрын
I was more interested in his first eye mod
@stachestar
4 жыл бұрын
@@ComfortsSpecter That's all cool and good, but now that I have your attention, I'd like to ask about the part where J said he had sex with an alien, because I completely ignored this series in favor of studying and am now extremely confused.
@literaltrash8652
4 жыл бұрын
@@stachestar i'm pretty sure it was in the dead by daylight stream with the demogorgon...
@scientificbrony
4 жыл бұрын
I am NaGrOm destroyer of world's
@Und3rBr0ny115
4 жыл бұрын
9:23
"mmmmOOOORRRRGAAAANNN" is the most anger I've ever heard in someone's voice.
@typicalvillageguard4452
3 жыл бұрын
Every Morgan in the world are now afraid of this man
@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495
3 жыл бұрын
timestamp?
@13vex
3 жыл бұрын
10:56
“IS THIS A TRIPLE-A PROP HUNT GAME?” Well yes, but actually no.
@Ardorstorm
4 жыл бұрын
Brennan Ruiz well no, but actually yes
@SomeOne-vf1rs
4 жыл бұрын
Well yes, but actually yes.
@jonesfrom9661
4 жыл бұрын
Well no,but actually no.
@SomeOne-vf1rs
4 жыл бұрын
Jones from96 Shut your face.
@jonesfrom9661
4 жыл бұрын
Some One I HAVE NO FACE!
Morgan: *Breathes Dr. Thornstein: M O R G A N
@yuithekitsune
4 жыл бұрын
Webbieratom 101 freeman?
@lordscrubugus9897
4 жыл бұрын
**turns RIPPED mode** *M O R G A N*
@markogolem9537
4 жыл бұрын
This actually made me laugh so hard 😂👏
@Yearlywinter4
4 жыл бұрын
M O R G A N
@iamme8359
4 жыл бұрын
Flipperfire113 The flaming seal No yu
Chat: *spoiling the entire game* Mods: bro it's bedtime.
@Ardorstorm
4 жыл бұрын
The Ghost who took your table please return to me my table
@theangrywig3905
4 жыл бұрын
@@Ardorstorm no
@mewacyboi
4 жыл бұрын
The Ghost who took your table return his table before I take your ghost to table
@Ardorstorm
4 жыл бұрын
The Ghost who took your table do I need to get the succ-o-tron? (A lone Vacuum)
@annacline6349
4 жыл бұрын
So that's where my table went
*JFJ starts singing Win the Race* iteachvader: *_Earth-shattering facepalm_*
@thejfj
4 жыл бұрын
Iteachvader comments on my video JFJ: WELL I'LL BE A SONOFABITCH
@Fentnihilator
3 жыл бұрын
How have I never seen you until I first saw the objection funk video now you just pop into existence
@f1shyspace
2 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite video of yours
I really want someone to animate that entire sequence of "Morgan"
@jobRobbemond
4 жыл бұрын
YES!
@lollipopwitch2913
4 жыл бұрын
IDK why but I saw your comment and decided to make a terrible life decision and use my time to make an 'animation' for it. Hope you enjoy it. If not then oh well I did it for the keks anyway. - 'Animation' is in quotations for a reason. IDK what to call it lol but it's not really 'animation' just playing around with editing tools on Davinchi. [The video's on my channel]
@TheDrumMajor
4 жыл бұрын
@@lollipopwitch2913 You mad lad. I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING LOVE IT!
@lollipopwitch2913
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheDrumMajor hahaha thanks XD - can't believe the man himself saw it too! Glad to see not all my shitpost wasn't made in vain.
Sock doing sock things J: *YOU COME OUT HERE MIMIC OR IM GOING TO SAY THE N WORD*
Local genderfluid Texan shoots their hot sticky glue on shapeshifting mimics.
@DiranJiru
4 жыл бұрын
Locals infuriated.
@jangothemango7125
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds kinky
@CruzRoman3211
3 жыл бұрын
On **ILLEGAL* Aliens
@emmettbarley5721
9 ай бұрын
Average day in texas
"Trigger happy American sock shoots 16 mugs, 58 plates and kills 19 employees at research facility"
@tippyninja7377
4 жыл бұрын
It worries me that you counted this
@BobbinRobbin777
4 жыл бұрын
*IN SPAAACE!*
Pretty sad that they spoiled the game for you, it was pretty interesting to me. Wish you could have felt it without that "I know what will happen so whats the point" feeling
@lukaz20001
4 жыл бұрын
For real. Ending had me fucked up.
@Jacksaur_
4 жыл бұрын
Wish I could have had the same experience, but they ruin it like a quarter of the way through the game if you try Alex's escape pod.
@madscientistshusta
4 жыл бұрын
Id be livid if i were him,such an amazing game
@dropdownfrown771
4 жыл бұрын
@@Jacksaur_ EXACTLY! That messed up the whole game for me man :(
@aishisufuyu5961
4 жыл бұрын
@@Jacksaur_ The escape ending doesn't ruin it. There's basically no context. I'm really glad they gave you the choice to do that.
9:24 beginning of the Morgan rant.
@ursoanonimo8398
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much.
@annesley2010
2 жыл бұрын
Thank’s
13:13 , these were my thoughts on the what the mimics response was JFJ: "You think he's upset?" Mimic "I HAVE BECOME LIGHTING!!!"
"Is this a AAA prop hunt game?!" Yes, until you meet the Nightmare. Then it becomes a bathroom assistant.
Guy: "It gets harder the longer you take to do things" Me, after over 10 runs of the game: "Yes, but actually no."
@thedweller6115
4 жыл бұрын
SHOTGUN SHELL FABRICATION PLAN
@Elmithian
4 жыл бұрын
Btw, have they patched the resource glitch?
@tadpolegaming4510
4 жыл бұрын
@@Elmithian resource glitch?
@Elmithian
4 жыл бұрын
@@tadpolegaming4510 You could use the refinery to create item and then break it down for more material than it should have cost or something like that, it has been a good while since I last played
@tadpolegaming4510
4 жыл бұрын
@@Elmithian interesting, I'll look into it
I wouldn't have blamed him if he stopped played after they spoiled his entire experience
Alright bad ending Or Turning into coffee cups The choice is obvious
@ManWithAMask_
4 жыл бұрын
Na, I prefer turning into a bit of trash like some balled-up paper and jumping into a trashcan.
@vm-bj6vf
4 жыл бұрын
@@ManWithAMask_ mood af
@colorphone5154
4 жыл бұрын
tl:dr watch extra credits video on prey
@cameronroy2129
4 жыл бұрын
@@colorphone5154 the guy who said that playing as germany in a world War 2 game would make you a nazi? And didn't understand what the Iron Cross is Is his Prey video bad too?
@BiomechanicalBrick
4 жыл бұрын
Getting Typhon powers doesn't give you a bad ending, killing/not saving humans does
Game: Good morning, Morgan. Today is March 13th, 2032- JFJ: *SHOE*
13:42 Suspicious container suspiciously falls down in a suspicious manner. JfJ: Stares at suspicious container. ... *AH-*
@boneor...7022
2 жыл бұрын
That happened in the video!
J: _Intense staring_ Also J: _”...TRANSSS?!”_
@imslamming
4 жыл бұрын
40%
@tadpolegaming4510
4 жыл бұрын
41%
@Akodakun
4 жыл бұрын
42%
@TheFoolishSamurai
4 жыл бұрын
43%
@chickenpanda4062
4 жыл бұрын
@Mae ! Crap, I'm sorry that someones said that to you. People are quite shitty sometimes
21:32 worlds colliding.
*MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN*
13:14 JFJ: “You think he’s upset?” Random Mimic: RRRRRRRRRRRRR! [MORGAN!]
@Ardorstorm
4 жыл бұрын
Helmet of Will i fuckin loved that part lmao
@lukerzy4901
4 жыл бұрын
*M O R G A N*
Prey the game where you can’t even trust your own toilet
@rob98000
4 жыл бұрын
Toilets tend to be bolted to the ground so I'm pretty sure they're safe. Toilet paper on the other hand...
@destroyerxdx5125
4 жыл бұрын
What if they are the bolts?
@rob98000
4 жыл бұрын
@@destroyerxdx5125 can a mimic turn into something that's connected to something? And I don't know if they could remove the bolts, so they'd just be a random bolt on the ground.
@TheReZisTLust
3 жыл бұрын
You tried your best 😂
21:23 “Muriatic acid... I’m sure of it” -January
@lordmictian6951
4 жыл бұрын
Both of you are wrong, it's Hydrogen chloride, for sure... No, no wait...
@harelko6813
4 жыл бұрын
after a 45 minute cookoff session on overkill, this thread gives me fucking PTSD.
@calebspilman7811
3 жыл бұрын
@@lordmictian6951 No wait! It's caustic soda. Im 67% sure
@wildboi1979
2 жыл бұрын
Add it.
Basically Prey is just madlad aliens outbreak
Human Resources 2: Now it’s personel
Morgan, bad ending: *chuckles* I'm in danger- (gets brain reset)
Damn the twist at the end is like the best part and it got spoiled for you like 10 minutes in
@ZonsoAvalune
4 жыл бұрын
I got it spoiled for me by angry austists on /v/ that were mad this wasn't injun duke nukem.
@madscientistshusta
4 жыл бұрын
@@ZonsoAvalune injun?
@oddluck4180
4 жыл бұрын
@@ZonsoAvalune I mean, they are justified in being angry. This game was a spiritual successor to Systemshock and shouldn't have been tied to the Prey IP. Especially since the original Prey had some great concepts that could've been made even better in a sequel. And that the original idea for Prey 2 was apparently pretty good.
@Sir_Bucket
4 жыл бұрын
@@oddluck4180 tbh, the original Prey was shit from what I've heard. And being a spiritual successor to SystemShock? Excuse me? We have hundreds of those. Bioshock, Deus Ex, why do they want another one?
@boneor...7022
2 жыл бұрын
>best It was bad, lame, and ruined the game
Oooo a hey hey Seth. My man JFJ is a gentleman of culture
One year after the events in this game Moscow enters a nuclear apocalypse, sending its people fleeing into the city's metros for safety.
19:27 When the cops are asking me if I'm the murderer
"You think he's upset?" *SCUTTLES WITH MALICIOUS INTENT*
"This is glass." Proceeds to shoot it from underneath himself.
10:57 "What the hell is a silenced pistol doing on a space station?" Transtar's head of security: "Well you see,we uuuuuhhhhhh,GEORGE THEY'RE ON TO US!!!"
@SomeOne-vf1rs
4 жыл бұрын
I saw something about this on the wiki that brings up a great point: They’re on a space station so most of the environments are enclosed, without suppressors on the pistols the guards would be deafened any time they shot their weapons.... which they need both for defending against the volunteers (potentially dangerous prisoners) and the typhon which had already broken containment before the events of Prey.
@an-2253
4 жыл бұрын
@@SomeOne-vf1rs but but S H O T G U N
@SomeOne-vf1rs
4 жыл бұрын
But also in the lore, the Talos 1 space station had a typhon outbreak before, and they use desperate prisoners as test subjects and need to be prepared for a revolt.
@an-2253
4 жыл бұрын
@@SomeOne-vf1rs still what about shotgun
As soon as you started to quote the “I win the race” I was like: this is a man of culture. I will now sub.
JFJ listens to Gorillaz, I love him even more than I already did now
A triple-a prop hunt game" Never heard that one before.
"hehey people, Seth here" wonderful
JFJ singing Melancholic Hill by Gorillaz at 14:00 Thank me later.
@SlurSlander
4 жыл бұрын
What about the one that he sings in 21:39 ? please, i need that one for a meme
@Comuzzy
4 жыл бұрын
@@SlurSlander Sorry bro, I have absolutely no clue of that one
@harvetwound1234
4 жыл бұрын
@@SlurSlander just Google what you hear
@daedreaming6267
4 жыл бұрын
@@SlurSlander Sexy back, Justin Timberlake.
@SlurSlander
4 жыл бұрын
@@daedreaming6267 i was looking for ''The less i know the better & Sexy Back'' but you helped me find it so... thanks
Prey: That one DND campaign with too many mimics that just seek to kill.
@cheez-it767
4 жыл бұрын
The rogue is screwed.
Jfj plays prey! Nice! *gets spoiled via donation immediately* :|
Pretty sure thats exactly how everyone reacted the first time they saw the Neuromod
4:48 aaaaaaaah noooooo “demon screech”
(Mods do nothing as people spoil game ending) JFJ: *"YOU'RE ALL FIRED! EVERYONE'S FIRED"!*
JFJ to the police "I have never seen that corpse in my life."
4:46 THAT is exactly how I feel about eyes too J, jumpscares ain't shizzle but this...
@casualworks-
4 жыл бұрын
Dead space 2 ?
@Lajos_Kelemen
4 жыл бұрын
I hated this scene too, the idea that you had inject it yourself just makes it worse
@cardboardhawks6783
4 жыл бұрын
That’s how it feels to get blood taken as a kid.
21:33 Hey hey Sseth, people here
5:25 JFJ tries to warn us about the future
I know it's been a year but I find it is so fun to listen to him scream MOOOOOOORRGGAAAAAAN.
11:06 Choked on my drink I laughed so hard!
The "Oh no you're black" in the end absolutely killed me
JFJ these clips are some of the best I've seen in awhile! Nobody makes me crack up like the Texan Space Sock
Just wanna say, the yeah toast bit took me back a decade. Made me smile then die inside as I realised it's 10 years back.
“IS THIS A AAA PROP HUNT GAME?!” Funny you should mention that, consider this game literally had a multiplayer mode release that was a more one-sided prop hunt game mode.
I like how him messing around with the years focused on 2020 and was probably a sign of things to come.
"All around the country from coast to coast. People always say what do you like most. I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast. I just tell 'em I like toast." -Heywood Banks from his hit single "Yeah Toast"
This guy is underrated, really enjoy the videos! Keep it up!
Waiting for when you were gonna play this Glad that you did
Starting off with a Heywood banks reference. I dig it.
this is legitimately the most underrated game ever
10:33 Now that's perfect timing
Never knew I needed JFJ's rendition of melancholy hill but now I know I do
5:24 It was a sign. *it was a sign* *IT WAS A SIGN*
@yodagaming5905
3 жыл бұрын
He knew
"You think he's upset?" *Angy space spooder noises*
Omg, Im crying. These long vidoes are awesome
4:48 me then i find the reaper leviathan in subnautica
News reporter: local sock unload steel bird shot into a rescue team from point blank range JFJ: I warned them
This is one of my favorite games and I'm glad he got the experience for himself
this guy chucks everything across the room
Me:casually doing my homework while watching "hey hey people Seth here" •Concern double take•
@Sir_Bucket
4 жыл бұрын
The Merchant's Guild is everywhere, do not try to escape
4:48 imagine that in vr
YEAH TOAST! Edit: I knew that one part with the needle prior to my most recent run so I just closed my eyes and waited for it to be over.
"I'm going to need 2 shoes for this one!" Idk why that made me laugh so hard.
The smoke detector acted as a button throughout the video that -- when pressed -- caused me to either snrk, giggle, chuckle, or laugh uncontrollably. Good Lord, what has become of me.
It's sad that you got spoiled but I'm glad you seemed surprised by the ending, so it still had some value for you :) Subbed.
4:54 *scream of transcendance* XD
I remember watching this while eating 1 bacon and pepperoni pizza. Great time.
We've waited 12 years for this
9:27 is what your here for
God the firebomb was so useful
13:09 "this is glass?" *Procedes to shoot it while standing on it*
13:48 i f***ing knew it was a jumpscare and i still jumpd XDD
When he started singing “Melancholy Hill” 14:02 I fricken lost it
The best 22 minutes of JFJ screaming ever
I cannot express how much I love this game, god I just... MAN I LIKE THIS GAME!
This video is exactly a year old. Congrats J
I didnt think j singing Melancholy Hill would be so spiritual healing
9:36 JFJ starts to go insane becuse of Morgen
I nearly beat the entire game without realizing that the stun gun actually does massive damage to several enemies.
I can't find the rest of JFJ playing Prey past VOD 379 and it makes me sad
Everyone named Morgan, including me, when JFJ starts going on the Morgan rant: Oh god oh fu-
14:02 That gave me 1o years more of life
9:28 legendary moment
JFJ'S MOOORRRGGGENNN voice sounds like arins yoda impression
I was stuck in that break the apartment window part for 20 minutes
“Triple A Prop hunt game” 😂😂
14:14 Luigi look, it’s a letter from Bowser
@lukerzy4901
4 жыл бұрын
Dear pesky plumbers
your now one of my favorite youtube man
no one: JFJ: aPpReCiATe iT jOSh