Hello! - ok, I know ... haven't uploaded in a while, I'm not sick, depressed or dead. I'm just taking my time so i don't get burnt out and making sure the audio quality is 10/10 (I've said this before, but i don't want to churn out low quality content, riddled with mistakes etc.), all of you that sent me encouraging messages (you know who you are) ... thank you for your patience. I have about 4 videos recorded now - so I'm in the editing phase for all of them. One of them i guarantee you've never heard in an SCP video ... ever. I am really excited to show you all! See you soon and thanks again! - Volgun

@aartsmoo1663

3 жыл бұрын

Don't worry about it man if you need a break you can tell us

@thedenseone6443

3 жыл бұрын

Breaks are important, don’t feel bad for taking them when you need to

@dbzfan-ru6we

3 жыл бұрын

It's worth the wait dude don't worry about it

@BrokenShale

3 жыл бұрын

Hey no worries man, welcome back!

@trentwinslow5430

3 жыл бұрын

glad to have you back take all the time you need in between vids I think i speak for everyone when i say i would much rather have you take a month or two between vids than have you get burnt out and stop altogether

Me after eating a Popeye’s biscuit without a drink

@neiza8704

3 жыл бұрын

Biskit wit no bev

@JEMA333

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@JEMA333

3 жыл бұрын

@@neiza8704 i used to order that a lot

@TrentDan

3 жыл бұрын

He needs some MILK!

@neiza8704

3 жыл бұрын

@@JEMA333 bro how

"Rehydration is a privilege and not a necessity" That's not very hydrohomie of you to say.

@plague6566

3 жыл бұрын

Hydrocapitalism, never thought I'd see the day

@cheesemcbiscuit3713

3 жыл бұрын

Theyre Nestle

@koisj8310

3 жыл бұрын

Nestle moment

@UCvow2TUIH0d2Ax2vik9ILzg

3 жыл бұрын

The word you're looking for is waternigga. Stop bowing to Reddit censorship.

@brotherkhrayn3525

3 жыл бұрын

Hello there, fellow Daleytactics viewer

*NAUGHTY SCP'S GET THEIR HYDRATION PRIVELEGES REVOKED*

@QPass-jx1fo

2 жыл бұрын

This scp is the embodiment of my skin

@God-ch8lq

2 жыл бұрын

@@QPass-jx1fo have u tried to drink someones blood

3359-1B: I feel the pain of dying every month and I want my existence to end! O5: he’s perfect, let’s keep him like this forever!

@jesusiscoming9252

3 жыл бұрын

I think the GOC was right in destroying all Anomalies 😂

@TheJemShuffle

3 жыл бұрын

@@jesusiscoming9252 You clearly have never read SCP-1609 then. The GOC while they may be right in doing some things, usually only make anomalies worse.

@diablotry5154

3 жыл бұрын

@@jesusiscoming9252 depends my dude

@supremecalamitas342

2 жыл бұрын

@@jesusiscoming9252 Not all anomalies, just some of em.

@thrawnnoconnection6931

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheJemShuffle It really depends. Personally I dislike the GOC portrayed as destructive idiots, I feel like it removes too much of the nuance.

Naughty scp's get put in the water tank

@rdjdjdjjdjesnghdiidhdkekwjwm

3 жыл бұрын

the naughtiest get put in The Jar

@macandfries6765

3 жыл бұрын

@@rdjdjdjjdjesnghdiidhdkekwjwm 999

@fendy5124

3 жыл бұрын

@@macandfries6765 no

@madkirk7431

3 жыл бұрын

The even naughtier get put in... S H A M E C U B E

@sousosour1287

3 жыл бұрын

@@madkirk7431 The even naughtier get the femur breaker

"How many people have you killed?" "How many slices of bread have you eaten in your life?"

@xx_thecoolguygaming_xx5040

3 жыл бұрын

A surprisingly small amount

@therestinghornet6906

3 жыл бұрын

*snaps fingers and points at you* Aiiieeee, Baby

@xX_wiLLiam_Xx

3 жыл бұрын

milk

@pacpha1839

3 жыл бұрын

Jojo reference?

@kylehughes1619

3 жыл бұрын

0

“Father, I crave M O I S T U R E”

@DidWeMakeIt

3 жыл бұрын

Excellent

@victorconway444

2 жыл бұрын

Critikal: On the moist meter I give this a 0/10

"What is my purpose?" "You are thirsty." "... Oh my God."

@VILEMasterShake

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, welcome to the club pal

I always find it funny when there a scp that brags about "you'll all gonna suffer, etc etc" and the foundation is like " keep on the topic we heard it plenty of times from many other scp's before"

@TucsonHat

3 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking that.. "I AM A GOD!" "Yes, it says that on your entry form, I'm asking what religion you belong to.. "

@bobbynick5358

3 жыл бұрын

@@TucsonHat Yeah I can picture the foundation can be strict and also have a section everyone acts like the foundation in The Cabin in the woods, it's a normal routine. If I was foundation worker or even a scp, I would even be sick or even make fun of scp's who got a god complex, or I will rule/destroy the world kinda complex.

@KaiserMattTygore927

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobbynick5358 frankly the cabin in the woods was the closest thing we've gotten to an SCP foundation movie.

@bobbynick5358

3 жыл бұрын

@@KaiserMattTygore927 Yeah but I can picture if the scp does have a show series you might get like two types of shows out of it. a Black mirror/Twilight zone anthologies style. then the other would be like Stranger things/Supernatural/X-Files style.

@bobbynick5358

3 жыл бұрын

@Droxy 56 Yeah Poke the bear and see if it pokes back and it does... poke it in a different way unit they fully understand it or it's fully unsafe to poke it again.

Nobody knows what its like to be the shy guy to be the dry guy behind blue eyes

@nickdyson5751

3 жыл бұрын

Shy guy's older brother dry guy

@Mlafleur1864

3 жыл бұрын

Limp Bizkit would be proud

@grafmecx2641

3 жыл бұрын

Big lol

@scottalbrittain1523

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mlafleur1864 bruh

@scottalbrittain1523

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mlafleur1864 The Who did it better

096: the shy guy 106: the old guy 3359: *the dry guy*

@lemonteeth69

3 жыл бұрын

mmmmmmm *d r y*

@danujus77

3 жыл бұрын

Cant wait for the guy guy.

@Collins811

2 жыл бұрын

Or the most terrifying....the try guy

@drikinhqhq

2 жыл бұрын

What about lie guy

@mrgamemaster7761

2 жыл бұрын

and I'm the baaaaad guy

Imagine this being marketed as the “Instant Mummy Maker 9000” back in ancient Egypt by a street peddler or something.

@Luna_Spiritus

3 жыл бұрын

Oh shit.

So essentially he's an Egyptian vampire with extra steps.

@lookintomyeyesunculteredon9613

3 жыл бұрын

_Wrrrry_

@Action1528

3 жыл бұрын

Wrrrry..

@97Multiphantom

3 жыл бұрын

ROOOOAAADAA ROOOOLLLLLLAAAAAADAAAAAA!!!

@kinesslop651

3 жыл бұрын

Za WARUDOOOO

@oofmcoofy6769

3 жыл бұрын

And cheese

"moisturise me MOISTURISE ME!"

@codyarcher3263

3 жыл бұрын

I mean acid is a fluid, would it work?

@christophervazquez4127

3 жыл бұрын

You put the lotion on the skiiiiiiiiin!

@massivecowbreakout7555

3 жыл бұрын

Of course there would be Doctor Who fans watching SCP videos.

@Sleepy_Apocalypse

3 жыл бұрын

*unzips pants*

@Kalorag

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sleepy_Apocalypse dude, youre ziper is down, pull it up man, there are kids around.... smh

"There is infinite food" Oh cool "The food turns you into a mummy" Oh...

@finalcartoon1044

3 жыл бұрын

my exact thought process.

@sajinkahnalt

2 жыл бұрын

Infinite saltines

@masterzoroark6664

2 жыл бұрын

You think you could drain the Blood Pool SCP by dumping the Dry Guy into it?

@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick

Жыл бұрын

@@masterzoroark6664 Not a bad idea.

10:45 "Here, the unnamed individual presents a _phallic object_ to Osiris" About time he got it back lol

@diamondbackdtb

Жыл бұрын

Wasn't Osiris cut up in the myths

@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967

Жыл бұрын

@@diamondbackdtb Yep.

@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick

Жыл бұрын

That fuckin’ fish.

@Fullchristainname

Жыл бұрын

Lolol I was hoping that someone would mention this 😂

@CaffeineWarlock

2 ай бұрын

I mean, the guy had to know offering Osiris a literal dick joke wouldn’t end well.

“I die every thirty days. Do you know what that’s like!?” He may not, but I do. Deepest sympathies and condolences go to you.

@drjackbright246

3 жыл бұрын

Well i know how it feels like.

@drjackbright246

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder,when the other Brights arrive.

@mavenofkindred9670

3 жыл бұрын

SECURITY. Bright is collaborating with itself

@thomastakesatollforthedark2231

3 жыл бұрын

@Crystal Wolf RR yes

@angelischiel

3 жыл бұрын

I am quite certain there is a -rule- against multiple instances of Doctor Jack Bright being present around each other. Disperse gentlemen, - man -... What is a group of Jack Brights called? Some sort of Fuckening is nigh or something - I'm only here because the last guy enjoyed the taste of lead too much- nevermind - forget it - UGH this job! Shoo!

waking up with a dry ass tounge be like:

@Hunter_Brandon2

3 жыл бұрын

Stop smoking before bed.

@tricksterzyro3230

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hunter_Brandon2 i aint smokin

@david_aug_1017

3 жыл бұрын

falling asleep with your mouth open be like

@johnsteel6008

3 жыл бұрын

I have allergies. This is something I have experienced many times before and will experience many more times.

@david_aug_1017

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnsteel6008 Same. Feels bad man.

SCP: I want to die Foundation: nah SCP: Bro

Guy: please let me die The foundation: This is the ideal man for the job!

Whether he dry Or he just shy One thing is for certain *He's not a pleasant guy*

@ZeoViolet

3 жыл бұрын

If 3359-b gets replaced, we might end up with a shy dry guy. If he's faking it, he's a sly shy dry guy. If the guy is sly but considerate, he's a sly shy dry guy who doesn't pry. (Should we continue this?)

@scootza1

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZeoViolet I would be interested to know if he was bisexual. Would that mean he is a sly shy dry bi guy who does not pry? Due to his unique circumstances we will have to assume MOST of the time he is telling the truth, a sort of sly shy dry bi guy who doesn't pry and will not always lie

@burnedblackfern017

3 жыл бұрын

And we alllll gonna die

@Luna_Spiritus

3 жыл бұрын

I love this thread! 🤣

@philipbrooks7640

3 жыл бұрын

Why don't I just go eat some hay? I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may! What do you say?

HE'S BACK, EVERYONE!

@SlightlyRaw

3 жыл бұрын

Pink scp enjoyer. Golan suprem.

@KB-fk3jj

3 жыл бұрын

I like blue

@crushelnast6657

3 жыл бұрын

I hate red

@savromx4230

3 жыл бұрын

Ouu, se uita si romanii nostri la scp :))

@childishpumpino6751

3 жыл бұрын

Eiii pink se uita la SCP

I love how the SCP keeps being interrupted in the middle of his speeches, and I imaginr it always making a disappointed face

@Fisher_Films

Жыл бұрын

Some classic cartoon hijinks right here

I always find it funny when the SCP's rant about culling the weak or being some cataclysmic force. If only they knew what else was in containment, the other keters and higher, possibly even right next door.

@52flyingbicycles

2 жыл бұрын

SCP: I WILL DESTROY EVERYONE! YOU WILL BOW TO MY POWER Foundation: like I haven’t heard that one before

@CrusherX1000

Жыл бұрын

I know right. I mean imagine if he had to face the might of Pester Bot!!!

SCP-3359: The *SUCC*

@jamert8820

3 жыл бұрын

The big succ

@thethmooteresa

3 жыл бұрын

The huge succ

@joshuahmitchell873

3 жыл бұрын

THE MEGA HUMUNGALO SSSSSSSS UUUUUUUU CCCCCCCCC CCCCCCCCC

@ThatOneGuyCalledRSP

3 жыл бұрын

You sir deserve a medal

@reactingcats7320

3 жыл бұрын

The mega ultra huge succ

Broke: shy guy. Woke: Dry guy

@stefgrez

3 жыл бұрын

Bespoke: snap guy

@evanlight2550

3 жыл бұрын

Soke: My Guy

@genny1814

2 жыл бұрын

Toke: High guy

SCP-3359: Whew, I'm thirsty! SCP-3359: * grabs a nearby Foundation agent * SCP-3359: *This is an extreme thirst!*

@thatstockimageguy1067

3 жыл бұрын

cracking open the boys for a cold one

"how many people have you killed?" Do you remember how many pieces of bread have you eaten?

@Banana-Boi

3 жыл бұрын

1651

@Banana-Boi

3 жыл бұрын

@Nathanael Marco Hartanto No problem.

@chasingcheetahs5017

3 жыл бұрын

Is that a JoJo reference?

@alstef09

3 жыл бұрын

1236

@salhb737tm2

3 жыл бұрын

African kids be like:👁👄👁

The fact that volgun adds a bit of humor at the end of his videos makes them that much better

@jmarch_503

3 жыл бұрын

Dr Miller always has something at the end

@dmdkdkrkfksn4324

3 жыл бұрын

Was the joke... Dry?

@jmarch_503

3 жыл бұрын

@@dmdkdkrkfksn4324 lol

@justirene2780

3 жыл бұрын

@@dmdkdkrkfksn4324 duuude XD

@astroturtle6855

3 жыл бұрын

@@dmdkdkrkfksn4324 bruhhhhh

Where have you been Millar?!? The O5 council have declared you AWOL. You’d better speak to Clef ASAP...

@anjanavabiswas8835

3 жыл бұрын

It's 69. Can't change. So I will represent my appreciation through this form.

@Banana-Boi

3 жыл бұрын

@@anjanavabiswas8835 You can like now.

@ceooftaxfraud8974

3 жыл бұрын

wat he speak to clef for ?

@MrJedimedic

3 жыл бұрын

@@ceooftaxfraud8974 Because *{redacted}* in the *{redacted}* last month.

@ceooftaxfraud8974

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrJedimedic what

Me: Wakes up at 3 AM with no water. *The Dry Guy*

@guerillagorilla4423

Жыл бұрын

I feel this and it's even worse when you have a fever and don’t know which dimension you are in

He protcc He attacc But most importantly H E D R Y A S F A C C

@raniou.

3 жыл бұрын

Best. Comment. Ever.

@joshuahmitchell873

3 жыл бұрын

@@raniou. *suprised pikachu face

@Luna_Spiritus

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!

1A: (rambles dramatically about blood and death, threatens the doctor and everyone else in the facility) Doc: (exasperated) Focus, 1A...

@insomniagobrrr5542

Жыл бұрын

Get in line.

Now we need the Try Guy

@nonotachance7935

3 жыл бұрын

Spy Guy after.

@RyanFennec

3 жыл бұрын

Cry guy soon?

@nonotachance7935

3 жыл бұрын

@@RyanFennec My Guy is up next

@xX_wiLLiam_Xx

3 жыл бұрын

The lie guy The high guy The guy guy The why guy The dye guy The buy guy The eye guy The fry guy The pie guy The cry guy The rye guy The tie guy The sigh guy The sly guy The fly guy The wry guy The try guy The my guy The vie guy

@pacpha1839

3 жыл бұрын

Eye guy

Remember kids, this is what happens when you're not hydrated.

Still crazy to me how convincing your US accent is like 99% of the time, you're a super talented voice actor!! Also that Samir performance was amazing

"It's application for termination has been denied". This is not a necessary evil. Damn you Foundation. Does your apathy towards human suffering for the "greater good" know no bounds?

@leoperez636

3 жыл бұрын

The agents mistake was saying to send another agent in. He should have said to put a D class in.

@alphashocker7458

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly. I’m not sure why they haven’t done that so the agent can finally die. It’s not like doing the same thing to a D-Class wouldn’t achieve a similar result. Maybe it’s just a mistake on the writer’s part.

@whatman956

3 жыл бұрын

As an agent, he has a certain degree of loyalty to the foundation and personal involvement with some personnel, so yeah, it is ideal as far as the benefits of the foundation is concerned.

@alphashocker7458

3 жыл бұрын

Ahhhh. Now this decision makes more sense. Thank you for the insight. Although I’m sure this poor guy ain’t gonna be very loyal after a while.

@emarythomp

3 жыл бұрын

@@whatman956 that loyalty won’t last forever when he realizes they denied his app. Might as well put a class D in anyway

FFS why not just use a D-class?! I thought the foundation generally looked after their own, leaving an agent to suffer like that is terrible.

@DarkHypernova

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same. The only explanation I can come up is because D-class are generally apathetic towards the Foundation, potentionally making containment more difficult again.

@jesusiscoming9252

3 жыл бұрын

@@DarkHypernova Yah.. enough blood for that tomb/room and it’s gonna end up creating SCP-3599-1 another SCP akin to Able (Keter Class)

@trindalas

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly considering he wants to die, I can’t imagine an agent being any more reliable than a prisoner. He has essentially BECOME a prisoner and will likely become less cooperative as he realize the have no intention of releasing him from life. Possibly even more dangerous due to training.

@baydiac

3 жыл бұрын

The foundation: /after losing a small team of men exploring a boat, send 2 more teams one after another in an effort to rescue the missing, progressively losing more and more people. Finally authorize robotic exploration since the humans keep vanishing. They send one tiny robot with a group of humans, all in the effort of saving the previous 3 groups, only to result in (obviously) losing all 4 before they give up./ Also the foundation: "Save this one agent? Eh, unnecessary."

@d4s0n282

3 жыл бұрын

@@baydiac I mean, they will just be killing other agents if they replaced him

SCP-3359 “The Dry Guy” People with Eczema: You talking to me?

@it_getsworse9716

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe im the anomaly

"Here, the individual presents a phallic object to Osiris" Ah Okay then

@daygoncornhole2395

3 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂😂

@TheMaleLilligant

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't that a reference to the myth of him being chopped to pieces and scattered by his brother Seth? After retrieving the pieces and putting him together, I believe it's stated he was missing a piece.

@Kalorag

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheMaleLilligant yep, never fownd his pp.

@Pragabond

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kalorag That's ruff

@egeoeris

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kalorag Isis made him a golden one, you know... for marital reasons...

"I die every thirty days! Do you know what that's like!?" Dark souls players:Yes

@Innes1

3 жыл бұрын

For us it's more like every couple hours if you're playing PVP.

@Chokah

3 жыл бұрын

He said 30 days, not 15 minutes.

@efabadoobuby3159

3 жыл бұрын

@@Innes1 more like every 15-30 minutes

@doomslayer6906

3 жыл бұрын

seconds*

@thebackround4578

3 жыл бұрын

@@doomslayer6906 Milliseconds*

A vampire from Egypt Jojo fans: I don't like where this is going

@memecream5834

3 жыл бұрын

32 likes must be from people who get the reference

@brotherkhrayn3525

3 жыл бұрын

*giorno’s theme intensifies€

@Luna_Spiritus

3 жыл бұрын

Oh Noes...

@nathanthomas5249

3 жыл бұрын

you thought it was an scp but it was me dio!!!!

@wikipediaintellectual7088

3 жыл бұрын

Warhammer fans*

"I die like every 30 days, do you know what that's like?" Me who played Subnautica: *Well Yes But No*

@scpdata9053

3 жыл бұрын

Subnautica Be Like: Never Dry,

@Fullchristainname

Жыл бұрын

Me who plays Minecraft hardcore, badly: I died every 20 mins and lose my save, what’s your point?

@ashurad_fox5991

Жыл бұрын

Dr. Bright: first time?

16:30 "How many people have you killed?" "So many but not enough" A shorter answer would've been "yes"

@caroisoutofline

3 жыл бұрын

"yes" to a number-answer question?

@customercareskeleton

3 жыл бұрын

"How many loaves of bread have you had in your life?"

@the1009998

3 жыл бұрын

@@customercareskeleton yes

@VisitMyNewChannelNowYouRetards

3 жыл бұрын

k

@Sgil97

3 жыл бұрын

Y’know i thought i’d find you here

Lmfao the foundation just lets that guy suffer over and over instead of throwing some old guy in there so he can feel youth again

@NoobNoobNews

3 жыл бұрын

or a d class.

@jesusiscoming9252

3 жыл бұрын

@@NoobNoobNews the old guy and d-class aren’t really the most loyal...

"IM THROWING MY HUMANITY AWAY JOJO...!!!!"

man dies, gets interred in tomb. gets led to osiris. gives Osiris the D so good she makes him immortal. nice.

@silverquill101

3 жыл бұрын

Osiris is a dude but otherwise, yeAH

@alexandertheprotogen6180

3 жыл бұрын

Osiris is god of the dead and king of pharaohs

@ThibautVDP

3 жыл бұрын

​@@silverquill101 haha i keep switching him up with Isis for some reason.

@aprilelrod7228

3 жыл бұрын

That's the one part Isis couldn't find when she put Osiris back together. You think he would be a little more grateful...

@annawesometheflameingpikac3688

3 жыл бұрын

Osiris is the God if dead who was almost revived by his wife after being cut up and killed, how EVER they could find his "D" so they tried making him a fake but he couldn't come back all the way

im sensing a theme with the keter entries the shy guy the dry guy whats next, the cry guy? the buy guy the drive guy

@tomasmisek5598

3 жыл бұрын

The sly Guy The fly guy

@Spacetangerine6

3 жыл бұрын

The high guy The pie guy The tie guy The rie guy

@eduardo7677

3 жыл бұрын

@@Spacetangerine6 NO, NOT THE PIE GUY! HE'S THE WORST OF ALL!!!

@hiroshi3273

3 жыл бұрын

Bad guy lmao

@tomasmisek5598

3 жыл бұрын

@@Spacetangerine6 the fire guy My guy? The blue guy

SCP 3359 is the ultimate for against the hydrohomids, for he is the antithesis of quenching thirst.

@Klqe689

3 жыл бұрын

First Justin reply

@qwertyokbomb7959

3 жыл бұрын

door

@Nosretep

3 жыл бұрын

@@Klqe689 And I'm the first to inform you that no one cares.

@Klqe689

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nosretep I do, and that''s all that matters

@mr.walkie8845

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nosretep and I am the first to inform you that I care

'I feel the pain of dying every month' Women: 😒

Now I'm waiting for an SCP called "The Bald Guy" lol

for those of you wondering, des•ic•ca•tion n. The act of making dry, or the state of being dry; the act or process of depriving of moisture; especially, the evaporation of the aqueous portion of a substance, as wood, meat, fruit, milk, etc., by artificial heat, as by a current of heated air. n. The act of desiccating, or the state of being desiccated. n. The state or process of being desiccated

@julianadams3710

3 жыл бұрын

*”For those of you who cannot use context clues”

@romeodavis1052

3 жыл бұрын

@@julianadams3710 it was a matter of convenience. I was trying to help others who weren't aware of what the word meant.

@LizLuvsCupcakes

3 жыл бұрын

romeo davis knew what it meant, but on behalf of those who didn't, thank you!

@synmer7104

3 жыл бұрын

n. The opposite of being the quenchiest.

@EpicMathTime

3 жыл бұрын

Very helpful to the 6th graders watching. 😂

Literally checked your channel this morning to see what you’d been up to. Yay

@jawsplayz

3 жыл бұрын

5000Seabass Me too :D

This is literally a D&D mummy, including the short bursts of speed. xD

"All day I've faced a barren waste Without the taste of water, cool water Old Dan and I with throats burned dry And souls that cry for water"

I heard "dry guy" is also Ben shapiro's new nickname.

@ShallowVA

3 жыл бұрын

Wet-Ass [REDACTED]

@dylangilbert3355

3 жыл бұрын

Roasting liberals out of their minds kinda dry

@RoleplayHost

3 жыл бұрын

gotta tell everyone you have never sexually satisfied or even aroused your wife, to own the libs

@Dutchman-2002

3 жыл бұрын

@@RoleplayHost my friend's girlfriend's boyfriend liked your comment, own the cons. Revolution!!!!

@RoleplayHost

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dutchman-2002 ok

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a dry guy.

"Return the slaaaaab, or suffer my curse"

You've heard of the shy guy, now get ready for his less famous brother, the dry guy.

They need to make Sham-Wows out of this guy.

After so many years, I've become acclimated to Volgun's Doctor Millar voice, it has that AMSR affect.

Your videos are like ASMR to me. I listen to a video every night and its gotten to the point where I rewatch videos as I've seen every video on your channel. I may have only discovered your channel in 2020, but I've loved your voice for years. You are great and I love all that you bring to the SCP community

I always love SCP's like this. Well thought out. Easy to understand, but leaves you wondering.

When you wake up thirsty af

@SilencerXLR8

3 жыл бұрын

This

@Patrickmayonaiseinstrument

3 жыл бұрын

Is

@thisisahumanlol8255

3 жыл бұрын

Sparta

@toy5965

3 жыл бұрын

!!!

@CBRN-115

3 жыл бұрын

(Leonidas kick)

This lecture does not go well with Genhsin Impact's login screen music in the background...

For a moment I thought this anomaly was going to be about a guy with no sense of humor who's awful at parties.

The "spooky" audio in the backround adds so much! Great job creating another exciting video! 😄

Why didn't they use a d-class instead of an agent in the first place?

@locustoffamine2644

3 жыл бұрын

Thet didn't know eating the food makes you the scp.

@aaronreeve1414

3 жыл бұрын

@@locustoffamine2644 They probably had some info to suggest that the food causes the transformation and didn’t want to just create another homicidal, uncooperative 3359-1 by using a D-class.

@ncrranger9154

3 жыл бұрын

Aaron Reeve then use a D-class not convicted of murder, use someone convicted of, kidnapping,rape, or even manslaughter, then we don't have Mr. Mummy A Homicide

@sparkles5299

3 жыл бұрын

yes, but d-class will still be unreliable. it is much easier to trust someone who is already loyal to the foundation.

Welcome back bro, glad you're taking the time to make content you're proud of!

@sock7077

3 жыл бұрын

hey nice JoJolion pfp

@kakooge7289

3 жыл бұрын

@@sock7077 Would you say that by referencing my pfp you could be trying to _'pursue'_ me? No but seriously thanks bro.

Ive watched every episode of yours in the week since I found this channel. Amazing voice-work! Please do "SCP-1867 - A Gentleman" (A.K.A. Lord Blackwood) and one of the Tales related to him. Recollections of a Gentleman's Gentleman is a good short one.

Holy shit bro I just read through the description and I. I refuse to beleive that so many voices I hear in these videos are done by one man. That AND you make those sickass models dude???? Dude. Fuckin. Keep doing you man hell yeah

Perfect timing. I just sat down to eat. Now I get some entertainment

ITSNOTASPOON is a Euclid class Scp Patreon Patron being featured on channels such as this one and RoanokeGaming, the reason for occurence is currently unknown.

I really got to give you mad props for the voice acting, you can really feel the emotion each episode, especially during the interviews. So glad I found your channel!

I enjoy the fact that this curse is because one guy found Osiris' missing "ankh" and Osiris was like "Thanks, Im gonna do you a solid and make you live forever"

Boy he needs to moisturize his skin

Oh man he needs some lotion

18:07 "The SCP-3359-1 Experience" is also the name of the Foundation's in house alt rock band

SCP-3359-1B should be replaced with a D-class, like, c'mon! Ethics committee, get on this!

The voice acting for Samir is really good

"Did you say any fluids?" "Yeah why?" "I know what im gonne do today" "jenkins no" "jenkins yes"..... "oh you meant the red pool, that could clean it up yes" and btw cant this scp be used to neutralize some hard to kill one's?

Incredible video! Recently got I to the whole SCP community and your videos are the best I have found!

Yoooooo the voice acting in this is fucking incredible. Love your stuff, V!

Me: *smokes weed* My mouth:

@dcmarvel6035

3 жыл бұрын

Yesss

@BluMan506

3 жыл бұрын

Is that really what its like

@JM64

3 жыл бұрын

@@BluMan506 Yes 😉 Your mouth does get very dry. Always have drinks nearby

@JM64

3 жыл бұрын

They call it "cotton mouth" for a reason

@BluMan506

3 жыл бұрын

@@JM64 Interesting

SCP-3359: Moisterize me! Moisturize me! M O I S T E R I Z E M E

@imitationcrabmeat6999

3 жыл бұрын

You: steals comment

Thank you Dr Volgun, the council finds your narration to be excellent. We look forward to your future work.

5 year old me waking up at 3 am and screaming for my mom to get me a glass of water

That last part gave me Brave Sir Robin vibes. "I soiled my armor i was so scared!" 🤣

For whatever reason, I really love corpse-based SCPs. They’re just so creepy.

Coming back to these after a few months. Perfect for the cold weather coming in and end of the world times were in

Honestly one of my favorite narrators ever of anything. I have a lot of respect for Volgun and his abilities. I couldn't do this without stuttering over the numbers hundreds of times 🤣

Me: hey can I cheat off you? Author of shy guy SCP: sure just change it up so they won't notice Me:

@kylevalentine5431

3 жыл бұрын

With elements of 076

Good to see another video come out. Your incredibly good at delivering these reports.

Thank you so much for making these! You do a great job!!

Went from creepy to depressing in under 5 minutes. Love it when one SCP sentry summarizes the entire database

Agent McConnell: okay, we need a big golden book and my wife’s ancient jewelry box.... no one open any creepy boxes or put a scorpion themed bracelet on and for the love of god, if you see any scarab beetles… Run

This new Mario character is kind weird.

@prestononuselogu9973

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@prestononuselogu9973

3 жыл бұрын

That's mario

@williamhofhansl736

3 жыл бұрын

LOL clearly it's legend of zelda

@memegod6750

3 жыл бұрын

I was going to like, but this comments already at 64 likes

@SCP--zx2yt

3 жыл бұрын

Dry Bones Shy Guy

the image of dry guy yelling is actually me, i had just eaten an entire bag of salt and vinegar chips and didn’t have a drink handy

When you drink holy water from the wrong grail.