Me: A cup of diamond 294: Sorry, only things that can be turned into a liquid This guy: Cup of music 294: Yes boss

@martinpachon2235

3 жыл бұрын

mr. speedwagon what are you doing here??? shouldnt u be narrating a fight or something

@a01073791533

3 жыл бұрын

H

@sr.skulletongrin8755

3 жыл бұрын

When I drink alcohol enough, my ears ring. This could be music.

@roberte.o.speedwagon6043

3 жыл бұрын

@@sr.skulletongrin8755 I swear to God, if "Cup of music" gives me tinnitus then that's hilarious XD

@a01073791533

3 жыл бұрын

Robert E. O. Speedwagon but I have tinnitus 🥺

"A Cup of blood from my worst enemy" Repeat until person is dead.

@dezin_racing

3 жыл бұрын

Then you recognize that you are your worst enemy

@whatthewhatthe9117

3 жыл бұрын

Dezin mood

@pumpkinwooog

3 жыл бұрын

bruh im not tryna die

@so-tz8lp

3 жыл бұрын

a cup of brain

@jamessuhr4074

3 жыл бұрын

ask for a cup of their white blood cells, they'd die to some of the simplest, most common bacteria and viruses around them.

“SCP-294 can produce anything that can exist in a liquid state.” Also SCP-294: producing a cup of music.

@theonering2966

2 жыл бұрын

Well I mean you can make a fluid out of a sheet of music

@forkliftcertifiedguy7

Жыл бұрын

Do you not drink music? My favorite flavor is Nocturnes No. 1

@LineOfThy

Жыл бұрын

it seems to suggest that non-materialistic objects can indeed exist in fluid form, we have not discovered how though.

@maxifire32

Жыл бұрын

Music is just a sound wave, sound waves can move through gasses and liquids, it just dispensed music in a liquid

@AssassinXMod

Жыл бұрын

@@forkliftcertifiedguy7 I like drinking Moonlight Sonata 3rd Movement

I've never wished for something fictional, to be so darn real. I would have loved to order and drink a cup of intelligence.

@asei231

2 жыл бұрын

id just drink so many slushies that are actually healthy for me. I could get rid of everything bad in them and basically make them water but TASTE like slushies. id be so much more hydrated. (note; i do not drink slushies like ever but DAMN they good)

@ViperPain141

2 жыл бұрын

DAMN RIGHT THEY'RE GOOD

@georgiecarapella3274

Жыл бұрын

I’d love to have my own scp 294

@memelordztheanimator7054

Жыл бұрын

I’d choose LEAN.

@AlexRaylight

Жыл бұрын

But note that every cup is not made out of thin air, but rather the materials are taken from somewhere. So the question is... who or what would lose said intelligence?

“Can only produce items that can exist in a fluid state” *makes liquid music*

@archy656

3 жыл бұрын

nope...made a liquid was change the brain like LSD...

@zawsrdtygbhjimokpl6998

3 жыл бұрын

music isn't technically an item so it doesn't break that rule

@bunsun2954

3 жыл бұрын

**makes a part of Joseph**

@brianpj5860

3 жыл бұрын

They Should ask for a cup of super-critical fissile materials! Lol

@thesimsgirlie

3 жыл бұрын

What about healing potions?

USA realizing they can have Oil for 50 cents

@orionpadden6290

3 жыл бұрын

With the current price of oil That’s just a lot of money

@velcranoxofficials9970

3 жыл бұрын

Time to liberate that coffee machine!!

@DouglasHanson779665

3 жыл бұрын

50 cents per 12 oz. That translates to ~$50 per barrel of liquid oil. It should be noted, however, that this machine doesn't create anything. Cannonicaly, it removes the requested fluid or components of said fluid from somewhere else in the world. Hence, Agent Joe requiring medical attention after asking for a cup of himself, and the compound fluid disapearing after being retrieved by the machine. So really, the USA would just be stealing oil. Now given today's political climate, that's nothing new, but still.

@AzureFox20

3 жыл бұрын

OBJECTION! SMG4 is Australian not all meme ers are American is what I’m saying

@MrSupercar55

3 ай бұрын

And gasoline over here in England! It’s priced at fucking £1.62 per litre!

I wish i could drink the "my life" cup, so i could remember everything and laugh at the things i did when i was little :)

@Chickenman2334

3 жыл бұрын

You would also remember every embarrassing moment

@thepizzacarpizza1056

3 жыл бұрын

i would ask for a cup of the detailed story of my car crash. i can remember every little detail that happened, and can write a 1000-2000 word essay on it.

@get-money-sw4gr774

2 жыл бұрын

@@thepizzacarpizza1056 how long ago was your car crash

@Alecexo

2 жыл бұрын

@@thepizzacarpizza1056 and get more from the insurance company!

@alfaaditya6357

2 жыл бұрын

You would also permanently remember every single traumatic/scary moment and carry it to your grave

One person apparently requested “the perfect drink”, and went into shock after drinking the odourless, lavender liquid. He later commuted suicide, stating in the note that everything felt like a let down after. Neat!

“A cup of Joe” Well, it wasn’t lying. It was a cup of Joe. Literally.

@codyzwa2004

3 жыл бұрын

Lol its a cup of Joe

@freshbeans

3 жыл бұрын

OOOOOOOOHHHH lol I'm so stupid

@UntalentedBrick

3 жыл бұрын

joe = Joseph

@JasmynRealest

3 жыл бұрын

I WOULD LIKE A CUP OF DONALD TRUMP'S HEAD

@thedestroyasystem

3 жыл бұрын

@@JasmynRealest wow so edgy. fr i don't like him either but jokes like this make every anti-trumper seem like a dumb bandwagon-follower and only weakens anti-trump arguments. also no need to make a random comment section political, it's the yt equivalent of a nuke

This is a perfect example of "Becareful what you wished for"...

@mauricio3624

3 жыл бұрын

Genius

@rebeccabernardo2263

3 жыл бұрын

"Cuz baby you might get more"

@spycakesfan7696

3 жыл бұрын

Smart as ever

@JasmynRealest

3 жыл бұрын

@@rebeccabernardo2263 LMFAOOO

@darkBringer990

3 жыл бұрын

@@rebeccabernardo2263 xDDD

"a cup of joe" This guy knows what he's doing

Imagine if SCP 294 could produce liquids that don't exist, like "liquid pet", a substance that when poured, coagulates into a random, well-trained pet that will bond with anyone on sight.

"I want... Dr. Pepper." The doctor named pepper:

@razaliabrahim4293

3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@Eyereenah

3 жыл бұрын

Pepper be like ಠ_ಠ

@foxowar3953

3 жыл бұрын

Pepper: *Oh faq*

@user-di2xn3id6q

3 жыл бұрын

“I want dr.pepper” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@witheredchica4147

3 жыл бұрын

Dr.pepper: I don’t feel so good mr stark

Me: orders "immortality" Everyone else: We got another dr. Bright now.

@alpacalypse988

3 жыл бұрын

probably can if you request for elixir of immortality....but then do you'd most likely be contained and be another lab rat like Connor

@brothersgt.grauwolff6716

3 жыл бұрын

I think someone tried that in the SCP game only to get whacked by the SCP known as God saying "that's not allowed"

@XalconKugelBlitz

3 жыл бұрын

@@brothersgt.grauwolff6716 lol

@lamp6909

3 жыл бұрын

Xalcon I I have I have no I can’t even I can’t even think rn I That’s genius

@Hilling_Walsh

3 жыл бұрын

Drinks immortality... You : taste.... Bitter. 500 years later... Also you : plz kill me

This one is actually kinda wholesome. I'd legit have that coffee machine in my office, had it been a real thing...

@hammartyme4859

2 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't everyone

This SCP is the entire embodiment of the character “WHO WANTS CAWFEE”

@rangefromtblt4047

2 жыл бұрын

GIVE ME CAWFEE, PLEASE.

@amirferdhany3177

10 ай бұрын

What if they asked for liquid Scp 500

294: *Can’t make liquid diamond Also 294: *Makes a cup of love

@Gamer_G33k

3 жыл бұрын

Which is weird, because, why cant it just dispense liquid carbon?

@phillewis2630

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gamer_G33k Liquid carbon wouldn't exist in Earth's air pressure, or at least not for very long. That might be this SCP's limit, though it seems fine with producing liquids of high temperatures.

@cavareenvius7886

3 жыл бұрын

It's because a diamond is per definition the solid from of carbon with a crystal structure. Why things like feelings or memory can have a liquid form? My theory is that those are things we never gave the concept of a physical state before.

@Gamer_G33k

3 жыл бұрын

@@phillewis2630 It dispensed meta physical concepts in liquid state. It can probably dispense liquid carbon.

@phillewis2630

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gamer_G33k I mean to say that, because of carbon's specific chemical properties, it wouldn't exist as a liquid long enough to even be poured into the cup. It would immediately solidify into something like graphite and probably clog up the dispenser. Hence why such a machine would probably avoid substances that could potentially hinder its operation. Otherwise, if it is capable of producing things that violate the laws of physics in our universe, you could potentially end up with a situation like in the novel "The Gods Themselves" by Isaac Asimov. The machine would begin altering universal forces, like the strong and weak nuclear forces, in order to produce the requested liquids. Basically rewriting the laws of physics for our entire universe (or at the very least a localized area around the cup) in order to complete the request. Luckily it doesn't appear to have that kind of capability. Otherwise they have a potentially universe-ending machine sitting in the breakroom and don't realize it.

You didn't mention: A member of the investigation personnel once requested "the best drink to ever exist" upon request, the machine began to shake slightly and produce a purple liquid, after trying the drink the subject started crying saying it was indeed, the best drink to ever exist. A few weeks later the same subject committed suicide and left a note that read: sorry but after something like that; everything else is a disappointment.

@jazukra477

3 жыл бұрын

wait what.

@roserose109

3 жыл бұрын

well fuck-

@varen5111

3 жыл бұрын

He be chasing that purple dragon

@bongster849

3 жыл бұрын

Lean

@Tabby_CatMeow

3 жыл бұрын

Aw HEALL NAW

By far my favorite SCP. The fact that it potentially has the ability to bring extinct species back amazes me, like, let’s just bring back the dinosaurs!

I feel I should also mention that one time someone had requested "SCP-682 Killer" and the machine produced a purplish liquid that, when poured on 682, actually did damage! The liquid is currently undergoing analysis in order to finally end 682

@hammartyme4859

2 жыл бұрын

@@dibs6462 ye why kill 682 it could actually be useful

@dibs6462

2 жыл бұрын

note: 682 is not the machine

@adamlion3495

2 жыл бұрын

682 does not love lean

@inky_mesa

2 жыл бұрын

Me tiping:something that makes dr brights not a maniac Scp-294:This liquid can not be made.

@uhhhh-music-man

2 жыл бұрын

stick the liquid in scp-914 on coarse to dismantle the liquid into ingredients?

Joe: *Asks for a cup of Joe* 294: *Literally makes a cup of Joe* *Get Nae Nae'd*

@iFeark

3 жыл бұрын

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@travelsizedarchie

3 жыл бұрын

prankd!

@satitvita6861

3 жыл бұрын

@Elijah Bernard are8😉2

@menggokil2004

3 жыл бұрын

JOE MAMA!!!

@Someoffsilver

3 жыл бұрын

@@iFeark exxtdd655drrr46343w34fe4yr6u4u65r65u54ee5y4yu44ru5t4yew542rt11wr3t4h4ry5453ey43w

wasn't there a guy who ordered a drink that was so good that he killed himself because "everything else was just one big letdown"?

@masonwithee6831

3 жыл бұрын

It was a cup of god, I believe

@Bendanna93

3 жыл бұрын

@@masonwithee6831 The perfect drink actually

@alanabear3684

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I remember that. He must have edited it out.

@abacjev114

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, there was even Jesus Blood

@vanxkren5636

3 жыл бұрын

Everybody gangsta till dio requests a dio diary

"SCP-294 can only deliver substances that can exist in liquid state" SCP-294: *proceeds to create a cup of someone's life story*

The ability to recall every aspect about my entire life would be unequivocally incredible. I would drink such a drink in a heartbeat.

*types joe* 294: what’s joe “Joe mama” “Hey now I feel dizzy”

@corruptedtwo576

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no

@synkt8759

3 жыл бұрын

asks for cup of candace **GETS TEXT THAT MY MOM IS IN THE HOSPITAL**

@B-60-n

3 жыл бұрын

@@corruptedtwo576 there's no such thing as corrupted 2 *web soft

@boboffical3004

3 жыл бұрын

@@B-60-n Give me your coffee

@B-60-n

3 жыл бұрын

@@boboffical3004 *gives you my coffee*

The SCP personnel clapping for Joe's recovery is the wholesome support we all need.

@MinaBellonaAckerman

4 жыл бұрын

exactly!

@actuallylid

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he died?

@AuthorOfNewborne

4 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile in the middle of nowhere on the ocean SACRIFICING D class for Forgeti juice

@nichsa8984

4 жыл бұрын

@@MinaBellonaAckerman what happened if person insert too much coin over thousand of tons into machine that

@nichsa8984

4 жыл бұрын

@@MinaBellonaAckerman what happened if person insert too much coin over thousand of tons into machine that

"My life" i would get a drink so i can rememeber everything when i lost everything on every game

"As well as instances that do not usually exist in liquid state, like Nitrogen" Me: *Laughs in Liquid nitrogen, one of the most cold liquids*

Imagine putting “Corona Vaccine” in the machine

@wideblue1038

3 жыл бұрын

That will be OOF moment ngl

@X0_Xpert

3 жыл бұрын

oh so truuuuuuue idw corona next to my bedroom

@AnaFlores-xx5lk

3 жыл бұрын

Scp will invent covid-19 vaccine

@magea2926

3 жыл бұрын

SCP-049 have breach containment to write pestilence cure on it

@Tabby_CatMeow

3 жыл бұрын

HE IS TOO DANGEROUS TI BE KEPT ALIVE!!!!!

Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED]: "What do you want to drink?" Dr. [REDACTED]: "Surprise me." Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED]: "Okay." *types Surprise me* *SCP 294 dispenses what looks like plain water* *gets burnt by boiling hot water*

@canadiangamer4762

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@allypoitras627

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@allypoitras627

4 жыл бұрын

This comment of yours should have more likes

@geoshark12

4 жыл бұрын

Ally Poitras they did not come up with it , it’s something on the actual scp article

@cyberwarrior5939

4 жыл бұрын

Shut up and take my like

Me: *puts in "a cup that can give you all the knowledge you need to make a gun"* 5 minutes later, Me: holy shit I know how to make a machine gun!

@hicak0242

2 жыл бұрын

Ratattattatatatatattatatatattata

@duarrabiel6033

2 жыл бұрын

Me:puts in "a cups that can give you power can see future" Me:"see 2030 won't exit. " Me:fuc-

@nicknmm09

2 жыл бұрын

Look up the luty sub machine gun he was a fire arms activist who opposed gun control and to show how pointless and ineffective restrictions where against dedicated people he released a guide on how to make a sub machine gun fully automatic of course using no special equipment and only basic materials which could be found at any basic hardware store. Checkout forgotten weapons video on it for more .

@LuizCarlos-du1pd

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine "a cup that can kill scp 682

5:58 okay I pull up hop out at the after party

"Can only produce items that can exist in a fluid state." Me, an intellectual: "Cat."

@notfunnnydude

3 жыл бұрын

Machine: Your requested liquid are beyond my reality.

@socialistrepublicofvietnam1259

3 жыл бұрын

@@notfunnnydude C A T G I R L

@quicklight7611

3 жыл бұрын

@@socialistrepublicofvietnam1259 oh shit Don't let him be a class d

@mateololero4091

3 жыл бұрын

You'll get bodily fluids from a cat

@notfunnnydude

3 жыл бұрын

@@mateololero4091 cat are fluid

"a cup of 682" scp 682: I SENSE SOMEONE STEALING MY TOILET PAPER

@linhmeongunuong

3 жыл бұрын

Better to get a deadly poison that kills SCP682

@circe_from_aeaea

3 жыл бұрын

@@linhmeongunuong but then SCP 053 would lose her best friend and guardian :(

@redgodmusicmore3846

3 жыл бұрын

@《The Crazy Family Check》 the little girl.

@redgodmusicmore3846

3 жыл бұрын

@《The Crazy Family Check》 or young girl pretty much

@wuyterio

3 жыл бұрын

@@circe_from_aeaea i love how that experiment turned out. and i love how 682 isnt just a killing machine like some other SCP's.

If I ever have a drink when I’m thirsty I might get some from the one called SCP-294 I’ll be totally satisfied with it. 👌😊

I bet Agent Joseph got alot of coworkers hating him after he put in "A cup of joe" and got the vending machine closed off

Agent:*"Types in 'Cup of Joe'"* Scp-294:What's that? Agent: Joe Mama Scp-294:*"Takes DNA and Blood"*

@femblewinter665

3 жыл бұрын

I knew this was going to pop out

@best.friend3308

3 жыл бұрын

**Boho Salon flashbacks** Can I have a joe A joe Can I have a joe

@anakiap.w1673

3 жыл бұрын

Joe biden

@theodorewilliams5279

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@rift5458

3 жыл бұрын

lolol

Me: types “cup of cure for cancer” Also me: thank me later

@cassy121

4 жыл бұрын

Am I a joke to you

@Dimension_eleven

4 жыл бұрын

then also for the pandemic virus!

@yurishusband8329

4 жыл бұрын

@@cassy121 Why not ask it for a cup of cure for the Pestilence?

@devinhopkins221

4 жыл бұрын

@@yurishusband8329 true

@Mr-Ducc

4 жыл бұрын

Scp 500 is a pill that cures all diseases so you don’t need that

That thing could really help with scientific discoveries including getting cups of theoretical liquids and see if they are possible

Imagine passed the insanely rigorous tests to become a security gaurd at the SCP foundation having to put your life on the line for your entire life, being exposed to horrors beyond anything you could imagine... and having to guard a vending maching

Not gonna mention the time a researcher asked the coffee machine for "Something Cassy would like?" It turned out to be a drawing of a chocolate banana milkshake with whipped cream, which Cassy greatly enjoyed.

@katiemckinney9456

2 жыл бұрын

Aw, that's actually pretty wholesome.

@afailureofaanimator6744

2 жыл бұрын

Cassy?

@georgiecarapella3274

2 жыл бұрын

And a guy asked the perfect drink then committed suicide

@afailureofaanimator6744

2 жыл бұрын

@@georgiecarapella3274 yeah…

@fusbhas3191

2 жыл бұрын

@@afailureofaanimator6744 SCP-085, a living drawing

Cup of Joe Who's joe *JOE MAMA REEEEEEEEEEE*

@jullitaczajkowska4200

4 жыл бұрын

Achived true comedy!

@id_goes_here194

4 жыл бұрын

Is it just me or is this the new Justin Y? Ok it's more like the oh yeah yeah meme but instead of saying oh yeah yeah everywhere it's just using this picture

@crossoverepisode

4 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry what .,.

@id_goes_here194

4 жыл бұрын

@@crossoverepisode Read the edit

@starplatinum2548

4 жыл бұрын

*WRYYYYY*

When you can ask for life story. It would be smart to ask for knowledge about every scp that exists.

4:13 This scp can make you feel “the experience”

@Sp3ctralI

2 жыл бұрын

*types* “a cup of s-“

@Taha_A

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sp3ctralI i would type “a cup of fleshlight” to be more specific

"a cup of Joe" that machine is a smartass lmao

@shepgmonster9641

4 жыл бұрын

the smart ass machine (sing song voice)

@XxZalllinIsBallinxX_THEREAL

3 жыл бұрын

joe mama

@kosovartupac9579

3 жыл бұрын

Joseph : gimmie a cup of joe Machine : Ok smartass

@lamazmorradelesqueleto7166

3 жыл бұрын

I dont understand

@trent800

3 жыл бұрын

@@lamazmorradelesqueleto7166 joe is coffee

“Music tastes like alcohol.” Makes sense to me.

@armandmoharos4890

4 жыл бұрын

Concert lol

@Carbon-cringe-human

4 жыл бұрын

You get drunk then dance

@zacharypeterson4178

4 жыл бұрын

Coachella makes so much sense now

if i had that scp i would search my life so i can remember anything that i couldnt remember because of memory loss? idk

Alright, so we know a couple things here. 1. The vending machine has the ability to gather what is in your mind to fulfill a request. 2. "Joe" can also be short for Joseph. Is it possible that the reason the machine took fluids from Agent Joseph is because when a cup of "Joe" was requested the person ordering he briefly thought of Agent Joseph. So the machine pulled this information from the individuals brain and assumed they meant the person, and not the coffee?

@robowisanveithasung6022

Жыл бұрын

since Agent Joseph typed it in himself, he could have been thinking about himself, leading to that result

I like the test where they asked the machine for "something Cassy would like". Note: Cassy is SCP-085, a two-diemsional living drawing of a female named Cassy. The vending machine, upon receiving the order, dispense a drawing of what was said to be a chocolate banana milkshake. Cassy said it was delicious.

@namelessdork2256

3 жыл бұрын

I remember. That was adorable.

@farofa2843

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. I wish SCP-294 existed. So i could ask for a cup of "September from earth wind and fire" and so after drinking, i would start to dance

Me: "Can I please get a cup containing everyone who loves me?" Also me: "why is the cup empty" Edit: I'm okay. thanks for asking though

@ultimatetrashboy419

3 жыл бұрын

294: that’s because I love you.

@emilycatalan7644

3 жыл бұрын

Its becouse no one lovesyou :p Edit: BRUH attention seeker.

@andromedabaskoro9013

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@trashmammal9203

3 жыл бұрын

Good to see you're doing ok m8

@HcazZach

3 жыл бұрын

100th like

Joe: I would like a cup of Joe SCP 294: *sarcastic response*

294: I cant make drinks out of things that cant be liquid. Also 294: makes a cup of music

I think there was something about a D class asking for “the best drink ever”, and receiving a lavender colour drink, after consumption, he killed himself later that night as now everything was a let down compared to the drink

@cannibalman8175

3 жыл бұрын

Dumbass could have just came everyday to visit the vending machine scp and request the same drink smh

@z_Blitzy_z

3 жыл бұрын

@@cannibalman8175 He'd need to get permission every time and it takes a while for stuff to get approved

@TheUndyingCrystal

3 жыл бұрын

@@cannibalman8175 He's a D-class. They don't have rights. He's a disposable test subject.

@AvidEscaper

2 жыл бұрын

lean 💜💜💜

@scrubgamerplayz6327

2 жыл бұрын

@@z_Blitzy_z he enjoys lean

No one: Scp staff: there's something in that drink that just makes ME wanna BUST A MOVE

@woahwoahwoah7530

4 жыл бұрын

UNDERRATED COMMENT

@vanxkren5636

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he can make cxxm

@spingleboygle

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@reaitayma

4 жыл бұрын

lucio moment

@spingleboygle

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

"It can also make the subjects feel the experience" *"um so yeah I'd like a cup of happiness"*

@hammartyme4859

2 жыл бұрын

Dispensing scp 999 continues...

5:53 =capybara

The machine after giving Joseph a “cup of Joe”: Why are you booing me? I’m right.

@noahi.1381

4 жыл бұрын

He is right though.

@nichsa8984

4 жыл бұрын

@@noahi.1381 upgrage this machine with a prompt command type act

@cheesecakelasagna

4 жыл бұрын

It's literally just doing its job. Poor SCP.

@ruthpendergrast8857

4 жыл бұрын

R/technicallythetruth

USA when they realize it can produce oil: I’LL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE sToCk

@allypoitras627

4 жыл бұрын

YeS but it takes liquids from other places so wouldn't that just be putting the gas that's already in a tank into a cup

@metal9076

4 жыл бұрын

@@allypoitras627 but how do you explain the "my life drink"

@LeuBlue

4 жыл бұрын

@@metal9076 it came from another dimension

@LegoEngineer003

4 жыл бұрын

Ally Poitras if it’s not from your tank, it’s not your problem

@pyrosimba2014

4 жыл бұрын

@@allypoitras627 I imagine that if you place the machine above an oil reservoir and ask for crude oil, it'll remove the oil from the Earth. It removes the need for expensive drill and processing. You can then just skip straight to oil refinement.

5:12 W H A T ! ?

2:18 Bro got pranked by coffee machine so hard that he went to hospital

Imagine goin up to a coffee machine and getting “Liquid Gold Velveeta Cheese”

@f-22raptorxddzs

4 жыл бұрын

Ew

@Bousiefadehouse

4 жыл бұрын

🤤🤤

@zacharyrichards4446

4 жыл бұрын

@@Bousiefadehouse idk how u do that

@zacharyrichards4446

4 жыл бұрын

🐝🍯🍯🍯🍯🍯🍯

@tyrelllyons6963

4 жыл бұрын

😳

Me: Cup of stupidity Coffee Machine: Empty cup with the label "YOU" on it.

@kingbowser4542

3 жыл бұрын

A cup of my blood

So it's cheaper to have two guards watching it around the clock rather than just locking it in a room with no access and buying a new coffee machine that isn't cursed?

I cant stop thinking about how someone's car was just missing a cup of motor oil when that was requested

Considering there are some SCPs that can kill you within a second guarding a magic coffee machine isn’t that bad

@volteriaz

3 жыл бұрын

300th like :)

@brokenjelly2739

3 жыл бұрын

303rd like 👀

@kawaiichicken1234

2 жыл бұрын

590th like 👀

@Ninja_Xdyter

2 жыл бұрын

infinite coca cola machine

@streamsniperunofficialbrea7947

2 жыл бұрын

Anyone else realize you can order a cup of water from the fountain of youth from it or just me..

SCP-294 Potentially dangerous, based on what a person requests. The guards are there not to protect people from it. But to protect people from themselves.

@AxisChurchDevotee

3 жыл бұрын

Last thing they need is someone ordering a cup of nuke or anti matter.

@cardboardking577

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxisChurchDevotee me being shot by the guards after attempting to drink nuca-cola

@MrGamenerd9999

2 жыл бұрын

Such as requesting the brain matter of whoever's name you type, or in Containment Breach where you can request anti-matter

@heyu2395

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxisChurchDevotee can a nuke be a liquid?

@AxisChurchDevotee

2 жыл бұрын

@@heyu2395 Yes as in scp containment breach, you can order a cup of nuke which results in a nuclear explosion that destroys the facility though it also leaves scp 914 intact.

my favorite request was the "cup of pertinent medical knowledge" a staff member requested while locked in the break room with another injured staff member during an unrelated containment breach. it produced a drink that allowed the staff member to treat the wounds of the his injured colleague sufficiently until help arrived.

“A cup of good luck” *Scientist proceds to finally kill scp-682 and gets the biggest promotion of his life.*

Someone: Starts typing “Atomic” SCP294: One big bang coming up.

@Christopherus_Jordanus

3 жыл бұрын

Personel Termination Allowed

@jamesneo-lk8zx

3 жыл бұрын

@@Christopherus_Jordanus ok i stooped that someone from pressing enter and made him drink acid insted, dont ask how im here but can i join the founation

@notaveragecr6041

3 жыл бұрын

Type "something" into 294 in Containment Breach, see what happens.

Me types: a cup of the rubber Inside the cup: "hello everybody, Im the rubber, today we bring you scp-294"

@alterr3728

4 жыл бұрын

Stolen comment

@alexthememeboi1812

4 жыл бұрын

or his insides will be present in the cup

@goodgenes0

4 жыл бұрын

*gulp*

@havikso

4 жыл бұрын

Every1:huuuuuuuuhaaaaaaa😨😨😨😱 Me:hi rubber Rubber:what's he gonna say

@jaspersbutler2784

4 жыл бұрын

XD

a drink that will give me the adaptation abilities of scp 682 without making me look non human while staying myself mentally and psychologically maintaining every thing im able to do currently, excluding taking damage and dying

few fun scps: The Big Orange Forklift: Anomalous Effect: you really want to ride the forklift Never-Ending Pizza Box: Anomalous Effect: it’s in the name, duh Coffee Machine: Anomalous Effect: you can get any drink you want, even a cup of joe (not recommended)

Imagine typing in "Poison that can permanently kill scp 682"

@DouglasHanson779665

3 жыл бұрын

It would probably just end up like any other insta-perma-kill attack's result against 682. Sure, it dies, but it gets better almost instantly.

@Fridaey13txhOktober

3 жыл бұрын

"Vaccine 4 the gay!"

@Projectionater

3 жыл бұрын

@@Fridaey13txhOktober Is that meant to be offensive towards gays?

@TheLandOfDreams

3 жыл бұрын

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

@strawberrymilk6666

3 жыл бұрын

@@Fridaey13txhOktober is that supposed to be offensive or?

"Scp- 294 is a euclid class object" So your telling me that a vending machine is considered more dangerous then literal god (Scp 343 is a safe class object) himself?

@villanuevaemmanuelhesuss.1518

2 жыл бұрын

welp.. euclid class just means unpredictable and it's threat level varies but still containable while keter means a threat to human population, containment will be hard but still possible. which means scp-294 is something in between safe and euclid. safe because it's "virtually" harmless in fact rather useful until these two dumbass agents tryna mess with it but thanks to them scp-294 proves itself that it was more than a "magic" vending machine the gives you what you desire but can be further used as a research tool or even perhaps a weapon but scp-343 is different it's something in between safe and apollyon class (i don't know if i spelled apollyon right but apollyon basically means a world ender and containment is impossible as far as i can remember) but further investigation proves the scp-343 is no threat he even volunteer to get rid of the other threat (go see that event where he deals with that reality bending little girl that i forgot the name) so anyway he was supposed to be classified as euclid but due to his nature he would be reclassified as safe

@hammartyme4859

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

Your videos are very entertaining, keep up the good work!👍😁

"But why would you need people to guard a coffee machine" Next thing you know some d-class serial killers running around carrying cups filled with literal death

@zoltanadam-muller591

3 жыл бұрын

aka. Corona Virus XD

@sirlambchops.

3 жыл бұрын

G I V E M E A C U P O F D E A T H

@thenonkiller2999

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ToiletGaming

3 жыл бұрын

What think it would happen if you type "A cup of death" in the machine? What colour the drink will have? What it would taste like?

@drypedyxplaysgames9341

3 жыл бұрын

Me: orders a cup of 2020 Vending Machine: gives me a cup of hell Me: Just what i ordered! :D

A cup of my achievements in my life 294: request unknown

@100sergioaguilar

3 жыл бұрын

294:req-+ERROR+

@giveyourlifetochrist6034

3 жыл бұрын

Hey don't sell yourself short you've probably got tons of achievements if not look to the near future

@Collin212

3 жыл бұрын

*Request has been denied, nothing found*

@gwvssvwg3025

3 жыл бұрын

@@giveyourlifetochrist6034 thanks for cheering me up but.. why do i even exist? for whom? for what? Why?!

@workhardism

3 жыл бұрын

@RYAN ZHAO sad

Great video rubber!

My favorite SCP. Also I love your videos!!! No other SCP guy that is better than you!!!

Video: *Its safe for human use* Random guy named Joe: **Types cup of Joe** SCP: **Gives him his own blood** Me: *Totally safe*

@srlopez875

4 жыл бұрын

Its safe and even good for mankind the problem is that being able to produce any liquid substance for example black matter or a cup of ácid if the Scp foundation where able to program the Scp to limit its "drinks" it would be awesome

@sscookiebuiscuit8299

4 жыл бұрын

Hol up couldn't we also end the world if we type in blackhole?

@lilpuro2152

4 жыл бұрын

SrLópez that would defeat the purpose tho. Also that would limit the amount of test they can do on it, also they might ruin the machine if they try to dissemble or reprogram it, which would be to big of a risk considering the value it has.

@Bluecheese1400

4 жыл бұрын

sscookiebuiscuit Black hole doesn’t have a liquid form

@babybrainjohnson

4 жыл бұрын

Well he recoverd

Agent: Hey, can i get something? SCP 294: Sure, what do you need? Agent: I need a hug. SCP 294: *becomes animate and hugs agent*

@ms.chicolato5949

3 жыл бұрын

Noice

@morganmillington2388

3 жыл бұрын

New agent/me: *asks permission to use the machine* (not real. Just acting)

@unrue1048

3 жыл бұрын

*makes you a cup of scp 999

@real_goldfoxplayz9637

3 жыл бұрын

Hol'up

@Inkexplinkmachine1042

3 жыл бұрын

Can i have a cup of Cartoon cat

an scp: is dangerous the scp foundation: alakazam alakazane you now have a -01 after name

Imagine the random shit you could make: Want to sing really good, put in “Power to perfectly sing anything.” Other random stuff like: “Cancer Cure” “Cup of Mario” “Good game development skills” “A good book idea” If it can make abstract stuff like love and music, it can do some other stuff.

catch me ordering "no calorie chocolate milk" so i can finally live my dream of drinking gallons of the stuff without becoming SPC 2059

@shadykoithefishofthepond9407

3 жыл бұрын

You did SCP 2059 DIRTY DAMN I'd ask for Garefield Juice

Types: “Cure for anything” *gets cyanide*

@user-ii5xg7vi1l

4 жыл бұрын

*A surprise to be sure, but a welcomed one*

@zarahalora7567

4 жыл бұрын

that profil pic tho

@user-ii5xg7vi1l

4 жыл бұрын

@@zarahalora7567 he do be big brain tho

@omoriperocondrip9130

4 жыл бұрын

*gets a liquid version of SCP-500*

@ryaquaza3offical

4 жыл бұрын

I used to know someone who drank cyanide and I can tell you, he never complained about his back pain again

Imagine having an SCP-249 machine in your kitchen

I would ask for a cup of sleepy so I could feel sleepy cuz my level of stress and ansiety for lack of sleep are way to high considering my age

The need to put in “a drink that calms you forever” and give it to shy guy

@enderjed2523

4 жыл бұрын

Thunder Wolf Could also work on the hard to destroy reptile.

@_Killkor

4 жыл бұрын

SCP-096 test: D-class: *gives the drink and leaves* SCP-096: drinks obediently as asked, but instantly spits it after 5 seconds and, now enraged, kills everyone in a nearby vicinity. [TEST FAILED, Result: violent containment breach] SCP-682 test: Researcher: *gives the drink and leaves* SCP-682: .............................. *grunts mockingly* ... you guys think, I'm that dumb? You're even more pathetic than I thought. I know, it's [DATA EXPUNGED] and, no, I'm not gonna drink it, you apes. Researchers: it's..... what? What did you named it? SCP-682: *roars angrily* Haven't you clean your [EXPLETIVE] ears, you [EXPLETIVE]. Get this cup out of my sight. [TEST FAILED, Result: SCP-682 rejected the consumption] Researcher: _Apparently, he knows what this substance is. No wonder he reacted this way._

@alexk9642

4 жыл бұрын

@@_Killkor damn that's good

@piggyman-st8iu

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I thought you were referring to the Mario Shy Guys. Guess that would help them, too.

@Proletrolliat

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think shy guy can consume drinks..

“After 50 uses it will no longer fulfill any requests for 90 minutes” Everyone’s gotta take a break!

@zaithehedgewolf4587

4 жыл бұрын

Even machines

Jack: guys let's type in a cup of scp 682 *does it* Jack: now who's drinking it Cleff: we could incinerate it Jack: perfect! O5 council: *NO*

thanks a lot joe, now we cant have good coffee in the office without jumping through hoops to get it anymore

Scp 294: what type of beverage would you like? Me: A cup of Memes.

@docrofreborn7497

4 жыл бұрын

It is possible

@nonoamebua4392

4 жыл бұрын

Every single meme in existence floods your brain

@janemaria8912

4 жыл бұрын

You're suddenly know every meme that could make someone laugh in existence

@cr0ssley

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no...

@docrofreborn7497

4 жыл бұрын

EVERYONE, BEGIN A MEME CHAIN FOR THIS MAN: No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

" A cup of intelligence, please" *UNABLE*

@lucaspeng5063

4 жыл бұрын

*OUT OF RANGE*

@chrishansen1842

4 жыл бұрын

@@lucaspeng5063 ouch

@JukoYT

4 жыл бұрын

Empty cup

@AhnafHafendy

4 жыл бұрын

*INSTANT SHUT DOWN*

@ShyGames0

4 жыл бұрын

That actually works in the Containment Breach game. Your character basically says exactly what he needs to do to escape when he drinks it.

SCP-294 : Whatever you want. Me : Serum for all the diseases in the world SCP-294 : *intense sweating*

Imagine asking for a cup of IQ and drinking it makes you insanely smarter.

One guy asked for “ The Perfect Drink” and killed himself later because everything just became a big letdown

@nebunulajokur

4 жыл бұрын

yeah idk why he didn't mention that in the video

@KekePalmer.

4 жыл бұрын

The drink or everything else except the drink

@wr41th54

4 жыл бұрын

i saw a person ask for a cup of God and he also killed himself

@crimson774wprincess2

4 жыл бұрын

facepalm* oh my pinking god.

@brug1313

3 жыл бұрын

Jean Léveillé lol good point idk maybe he was only allowed to have 1 turn at the coffee machine

How to RICK ROLL the Staff 1)ask for a cup of Rick roll 2)give it to the staff And DONE

@bobtheanimator8353

3 жыл бұрын

Why do I hear rickroll

@Bakkcom

3 жыл бұрын

He's too dangerous to be left alive!

@GeorgePiggy

3 жыл бұрын

;/

@moved4169

3 жыл бұрын

more like how to give the staff food poisoning

@MrShrek7

3 жыл бұрын

Comes out with liquified rick astely

Theres good scp animators, and there’s this guy mixed in.

Let's just respect that the guy who requested a cup of Joe got pretty much the scp itself

i would asked for the next liquids: "a cup that give me godly powers" "a cup of imunity to all deseases" "A cup of Condensed fear" just to see what would come out

@cowabungaitis9319

4 жыл бұрын

Someone asked for "god" the result was a shining liquid that made an explosion which wiped out everything in a 20 meter radius i believe, so yeah, probably not a good idea.

@laurenansell4948

4 жыл бұрын

@@cowabungaitis9319 can I ask for A Pecific Flavour of Coke or-

@zacharypeterson4178

4 жыл бұрын

Red bull that actually gives you wings

@ziloleepic3390

4 жыл бұрын

imma put dinosaur dna into there and imma make myself a scp-294-1

@lailarose8800

4 жыл бұрын

I hope they approve you to be their worker 👏👏👏