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Пікірлер: 534
"How many scones does your gran need?" "She was a big woman" Lmao dead 💀
@noir5124
4 жыл бұрын
Ow many scons dus yer gran nEEd? She wa a biig woMAN
@jsemm2109
2 жыл бұрын
I don’t blame him scones are awesome
@Scarytoaster1809
2 жыл бұрын
She was so big the had to give her 2 gravestones
@Scarytoaster1809
2 жыл бұрын
@@jsemm2109 especially cheesey ones
@harrybennetts9605
Жыл бұрын
Ieis8wur8rie4uff
Top things to visit in Scotland: Castles, Mountains, Tam spraggins
@PolarsArchives
4 жыл бұрын
I think you mean shagger mclaren
@toxicboy1491
3 жыл бұрын
@@PolarsArchives tam is the small guy not the shagger
@jabiru1232
2 жыл бұрын
300th like
@Teo-fx9uo
2 жыл бұрын
I live in London and I would love to visit Scotland one day 😊😊😊.
@JD-wn3cc
3 ай бұрын
@@Teo-fx9uo hope you've made it there by now. It's a great place and you are only in London so it's not hard
"You're being the bigger person" lmaoo
“Shagger” is one of the best ways to address someone. 😂
@dsmyify
2 жыл бұрын
It's been a few years; how you getting on shagger?
@amir021idm
2 жыл бұрын
hey shaggers
@dsmyify
2 жыл бұрын
@@amir021idm ~ how you doin' shagger?
@amir021idm
2 жыл бұрын
@@dsmyify shagger is a fact call me mc amir, how you doin ?
@dsmyify
2 жыл бұрын
@@amir021idm ~ I'm not doing alright shagger, I'm just shagging away mate.
The hoodie grab part is the best. Made him like Patrick Star
@MrRedeyedJedi
4 жыл бұрын
Instant animated garden gnome.
@simonsmoggyborolad7881
3 жыл бұрын
@@MrRedeyedJedi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
the way they took him out was hilarious
@skyennis4677
5 ай бұрын
Why is it so funny when he fights in the 2 part 😂
@FinAtkinson-md8il
4 ай бұрын
Yes
@jamielama7716
Ай бұрын
No it was offensive, that officer had no right pulling him like that.
No matter how many times I watch this I still laugh and being dragged out by his hoodie cracks me up
“Do a look like a shagger, yes a do”
@irvinemitchell6010
Ай бұрын
He actually said “do i look like a shagger, yes i am “ i noticed because it was incorrect were you even listening bro ?
“What do you mean being the bigger person”! Ahah I’m still laughing
This is actually the best thing ever
@lookatmetwerk9788
6 жыл бұрын
Mrs Clifford 2:17 Suddenly he turns into a red banana
@fadzilicious4411
4 жыл бұрын
Stand up when you’re speaking to me.
‘ It’s her birthday she wis a big wumin ‘
@davefowlerfowler8781
3 жыл бұрын
Grey dry gdrtsdy
@allylou8514
2 жыл бұрын
😂
@irvinemitchell6010
Ай бұрын
Woman*
Shagger yes I am dae I look lit a shagger yes I am am I a shagger yes i am. Dae ye call me PC Jack McLaren yes ye will
@spookyslitter4294
6 жыл бұрын
Console Jack mclaren
@nicholasfrasxrr535
5 жыл бұрын
Mariah Nadeem ur a wee ned
@MrStevieb00
4 жыл бұрын
Only cunts say lit
@AndrewSmith-bg3vw
4 жыл бұрын
Police 999
@AndrewSmith-bg3vw
4 жыл бұрын
Polices 999
I’ve rewatched this so many times
@alic-c
6 жыл бұрын
Elias Skog same
@juniorrmccue7831
4 жыл бұрын
Same bro
@dct1
4 жыл бұрын
Yep 🤣
That ending was brilliant...literally crying with Laughter!
1:54 touches his head and I'm lmao.
@yaselhisham4697
4 жыл бұрын
Imao same xD
@mobinxd
3 жыл бұрын
Patted him like a child 🤣
@NothingHumanisAlientoMe
3 жыл бұрын
Power absorption, Scottish wee guys are natural stores of pure mana.
@mona-vz3jx
3 жыл бұрын
absolute next level disrespect lmao
This man is a national treasure, we must give him as many scones as possible.
Spraggans , Shagger & Sweetheart. Not sure if top notch sounding Firm of Solicitors or Scotland’s entry for the next Eurovision Song Contest (whenever that might be now).
@BossySwan
2 жыл бұрын
With their song “Mouldy Breakfast (Fae ma granny’s grave)”
“Shagger is a fact” 😂😂😂😂😂
1:52 i died
@yaselhisham4697
4 жыл бұрын
same XD
@marv5078
3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@namemcnamerton4249
2 жыл бұрын
Oi
"Get out and set maself up fur the day" What an achievement son
"Shagger , yes I am" Fuckin legend
The scones for his grandma had me in tears. My maternal grandfather died when I was very young. We went to the cemetery just after the headstone had been installed. Mum had baked that morning and made some scones (which my late grandfather loved). As we were getting ready to leave the house, I insisted Mum bring a scone, which she did. After fresh flowers were put in the pots and Mum and Grandma were looking at the headstone, I demanded the scone, which I immediately placed on the foot of the headstone, saying “There you go Granddad.” Mum and Grandma cried.
I wonder if the cashier picked him up and scanned him thinking he’s a potato 🥔
@crystalball6358
4 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha! I love your humour!
@ollye4513
3 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂😂😂
2:17 short people problems 😂😂😂😂
@jonnymcguire4123
5 жыл бұрын
Turtle
@Teo-fx9uo
2 жыл бұрын
They are called dwarves 😆😆😆😆.
The end got me laughing my arse off
when he was walking him away with his hood, so funny lmao
1:55 Whit🤣🤣
@slydaxpoker5646
4 жыл бұрын
Real Blackpool Oh that’s what he said!!😂😂😂😂😂🤣😅
When he pulls his hood up to kick him out 😂😂
Evil red dwarf, he's got my vote.
Drags him away looking like a garden gnome 🤣🤣
Wee mad Chris! Absolute legend.
Janet this video is hilarious and the way that police officer grabbed the wee guy's hood had me laughing my head of priceless.!!!!)
topshaggerwillne
@Crazytj05
5 жыл бұрын
No u
@jackponting2817
5 жыл бұрын
Bgmedia hahaha
@Jamie-ds1gf
5 жыл бұрын
Stephen tries is a nonce
@dawudidris9106
5 жыл бұрын
@@Jamie-ds1gf ginger nonce*
@kyle-dm6gh
4 жыл бұрын
Stephen the ginger nonce
1:55 cracked me up
Love it absolutely love it ,brilliant 👍👏👌🤪
Lol ... brilliant : i honestly thought this was a real police documentary when I started watching this clip (as I was not familiar with the series) ...I'm just trying to remember at what point in the clip I started having doubts ...it was before the end !
Poland love you :D so funny! Your guys the best !
''shagger yes I am, Do i look like a shagger, yes i am, am i a shagger yes i am'' " Shagger its a fact"
“It’s her birthday she was a big woman.”
Why am I only just on to this show. Brilliant.
*I’d thank ye tae stand up when yer speakin tae me*
@leajamwat
2 жыл бұрын
Ld
“This ediot heare” 🤣🤣
-thats ediot standin there -ey, stop callin er an ediot!!!!!!
@Emberrss
4 жыл бұрын
Gábor Tóth fuck off son
Shagger joke collection: Him to the woman: sorry sweetheart Him to the man: *A L R I G H T S H A G G E R* Tam to woman: oh dear oh dear sweetheart Tam to man: *YOU FUCKING SHAGGER* PC McLaren: exists Tam spraggings: so you have chosen.... *S H A G G E R*
@Blue-pk4ny
3 жыл бұрын
top shagger indeed :)
For any non Scots.Shagger is Alan Mcgregor,Rangers goalie
@nicopillay4059
2 жыл бұрын
WE CALL HIM SHAGGER!!!
This is comedy gold here.
English is my second language and I have no idea what they are talking about. It was hilarious he/she touched his head.
@allylou8514
2 жыл бұрын
There use be show Rab C Nesbitt use have put subtitles up for it back in the day I loved that show to😂😁
@meadowok
2 жыл бұрын
this is just the scottish accent lol
Tam spraggins and I would thank u to stand up when you are speaking to me
I died at the end 😂😂
Went to school way wee cris. Well done 👍🏼 keep it up 💯
SHAGGER!!!!!!!
@richlee509
4 жыл бұрын
He would tip upside down and fill you with his cream
HAVE HIS SCONES!
I love this😂
Stand up , if your speaking to me!!!😂😂👊
@allylou8514
2 жыл бұрын
Kenny!!! South park
The way she puts her hand on his head 🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant!
The best bit is at the end
To be fair she shouldn't have crouched down and talked to him like a child
I live right next to this asda
@alic-c
6 жыл бұрын
__MONK3Y__ I would ask which one it is but I don't want to sound like a stalker. °_°
@roxxxywolfffz1686
5 жыл бұрын
@@alic-c bit ironic that ur name is tesco lmao
@alic-c
5 жыл бұрын
@@roxxxywolfffz1686 asda is a prick
@TheSheepPimp
5 жыл бұрын
I live nxt 2 u, gez a wave ya dafty
@goodauldglesgatoon163
5 жыл бұрын
@@TheSheepPimp summie black neck 🤣🤣🤣✌️
“What do you mean, the bigger person!?”
'mon you! Pure dead brilliant...
The clip with Chief working with Gavin Hastings kicking a rugby ball is good. The actor playing the Chief did go to school with Gavin Hastings
makes me laugh everytime
Just great scotland 👏 👍
I’d thank you to stand up when you talk to me 😂
2:20 😂😂😂😂😂😂 he's dragging him
Snow White should be suing these pigs for treating her dwarf with disrespect.
When the dude puts his hand on scone guy's head I died
What do you mean bigger person?! 🤣
He's like a little Scottish angry egg 😂
@benswindlehurst1857
3 жыл бұрын
A scotch egg?
@tpbfangirl
3 жыл бұрын
@@benswindlehurst1857 yeah maybe lol he's more egg shaped though lol
Shagger and Shagette. Benny Hill knew how to deal with Tam !
I Love this 😂😂😂
YAAAASSS TOAL GO ON WEE MAN
This guy's brilliant
Shagger? Yes I am, do I look like Shagger? Yes I do, will ya call me pc mcclaren? Yes you will
@kiwi3888
4 жыл бұрын
Namjoon
Found myself humming the Humpty Dumpty rhyme after watching this.....
Great stuff! What a laugh and I’m English Tam Spraggans what a star!
brilliant.
2:17 have his scones ! 😂
And ad thank you to stand up when your speaking too me ,,,, and home many scones does your gran need 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i fucking lost it pahahaahhahaha
Love this guy lol he is brilliant
Scottish supermarket shenanigans shock shoppers
Shagger is a legend
1:52 😂😂😂😂😂
Stand up when your speaking to me 🤣😆🤣🙂
Wat a legend
Just grabs him by the hood 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This and the Paul Black Glassgow tourist sketch are just the greatest.
My man just grabbed him by the hood!!! Jesussss what a lad
I love Jordan Young
Whits ma da dain over at Asda wae ma tatie scons better bring em am ragin at em
i thought this was real first two times i watched it lol class tho
@hhomas_tills
3 жыл бұрын
You're telling me this is fake?
@tpbfangirl
3 жыл бұрын
Same lol
Omg love the Scottish
Those damn lebrechauns....
Just follow the yellow brick road little fella 😝
1:30 what u mean being a bigger person 😂
Sounds like the real police to me 👮♂️👮♀️🤣
Brilliant thanks haahà
"It's her birthday, she was a big woman"
LOL 1:54