Pretending to Get Addicted for Attention
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From fake cigarettes to inspirational speeches, our man has it all. Today we're going to be learning how to go viral by doing stupid things. Yay.
Thanks for watching!!
00:00 who
04:20 selling straight through your phone
11:20 greatest song of all time
13:19 Peter Jackson cameo
14:45 honestly, if I'm being honest
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Infraction Music - Nostalgia
Tokyo Music Walker - Way Home
Supapao - Heavy Light
Dj Quads - www is a thing
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"I don't even abuse substances, I'm very nice to them cause I'm addicted" ~ Daniel Profeta quote of the year
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
Advocate for substance rights
@disownedgamer
3 ай бұрын
Substance rights? Let's talk about substance wrongs@@danielprofeta
@pedolski1927
3 ай бұрын
make america meth again!
@irisdaniels2318
3 ай бұрын
@@danielprofetaI love weed and because of my love for weed I quit cigarettes.
@irisdaniels2318
3 ай бұрын
@@danielprofetalike my psychological addiction to one was absolutely better than my physical addiction to the other
Extremely cool that this kid is making light of a horrible disease that people struggle with, to get fame and money. I know when I decided to get clean after 20 years of opiates and was puking and shitting at the same time, feeling like I had the flu, restless legs, not sleeping for like 2 months, I kept thinking to myself "Wow this is my darkest moment I should record this and put it on youtube."
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
As an aside, congratulations on getting clean, you're an inspiration and I hope you are doing better now
@KysEcstacy
3 ай бұрын
Sameeee! Also i loved having benzo withdrawals make me have seizures and have psychotic episodes where i was convinced the world was gonna end
as someone who got sucked into the vaping trend, the only way for me to quit was to have a huge health problem. My lungs basically collapse and now i can barely breathe most days. If you dont smoke, never ever smoke please
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
I'm so sorry, that's fucking awful
@shivertheiguana
3 ай бұрын
Even though Caffeine is a extremely common Addiction I experienced it for about 5 years mainly in soft drinks but earlier last year I managed to drop caffeine all together I still crave carbonated drinks but since the caffeine was dropped I haven’t been having as many headaches and sleeping issues
@DE-GEN-ART
3 ай бұрын
baby boy, when your lungs coollapse you die
@minmax5
3 ай бұрын
@@DE-GEN-ART Not true, plenty of people survive collapsed lungs. Just search "treatment for collapsed lung".
@smdb2304
3 ай бұрын
@@DE-GEN-ARTwtf no??????
"There are much cooler ways do die, I die-gress" That sums up my humor
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
It's to die for
@Cal_The_Stainless
Ай бұрын
@@danielprofeta Killer joke, really
Next up: "Gave myself radiation sickness and YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT"
@Paddylol
3 ай бұрын
did you die
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
I will become an actual cryptid
@Alevia.
2 ай бұрын
@@danielprofeta welcome to the wendigoo's cryptids iceberg
Having recently quit smoking after doing so for half my life I've never seen such ignorance towards addiction. Great video quite a DOOZY
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
Congratulations my friend!! And thank you for watching
@akiraeatsguitarpicks491
3 ай бұрын
Unrelated but nice pfp. Good job on quitting though
My dad smokes to relieve anxiety (GAD runs in our family), and you know whats funny about the whole "oh smoking relieves stress" thing smokers talk about? Nicotine actually makes you more anxious- the thing thats calming them down isn't the smoking itself, its the action it requires...breathing. So it creates this cycle of relying on cigarettes to relieve the stress that the nicotine is making worse. Thats just an aside though, overall I really wanna believe this kid has good intentions but...its definitely clout chasing first and foremost.
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
I also don't necessarily think the intentions were malicious on this dude's part, but the end result kinda speaks for itself
@mooneatsworms
3 ай бұрын
i may be wrong but it might be the nic buzz you get that most are referring to, because your brain is deprived of oxygen it makes u a little dizzy (a doozy if u will!!!) which, at least (shamefully) in my experience, can be calming to some. more so its a in the moment thing and doesnt really last 😔
@growingoaks
3 ай бұрын
@@mooneatsworms no, he is referring to the fact that cigarettes make you breathe more slowly, thus calming you down. OP is correct, smoking cigarettes only makes stress and anxiety worse in the long run.
@mooneatsworms
3 ай бұрын
@@growingoaks ah, alr
@jamesf4423
2 ай бұрын
@@growingoaksyeah it messes with your baseline anxiety levels a fair amount. Nothing crazy but it’s there
Addiction has been something that my family has always struggling with. When my brother was little he asked my mum if he were to get all A's on his report card she would stop smoking cigarettes. She agreed, I guess she thought it would be impossible for him. Because a few months later, he brought a report card with all A+'s. My mum took the report card and immediately threw it way. I think that was the he lost all hope for her to change.
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
This type of thing is extremely relatable to me. Is your brother doing well? Did your mother ever quit?
@wynterphe0nix
3 ай бұрын
@@danielprofeta Personally, I've distanced myself from my family after my 21st birthday. So I'm not too sure how he's doing, but last I heard he's happy and engaged. But unfortunately she's so an addict.
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
@@wynterphe0nix At least he's happy, and I'm glad and honestly proud to hear you got out of that situation. I hope you are doing much better since that decision!
@wynterphe0nix
3 ай бұрын
@@danielprofeta Thank you! That means a lot. I'm personally the happiest I've ever been. I hope you're happy, healthy, and safe. :)
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
@@wynterphe0nix same to you my friend :)
The worst for me was seeing him just hop in his car and drive to the pizza place while "on mushrooms". Of all the bad messages you could teach kids, telling them it's ok to drive while "tripping balls" is top of the list for me. This dude literally just saw the madtv Tyrone drug PSA and thought "yeah I can do that"
even from just the intro WHY DO THOSE VIDEOS EXIST??? ITS NKT EVEN ENTERTAINING ITS THE SAME IDEOLOGY AS “hey guys, watch me get high but *DON’T. DO IT.* anyways heres 7 pounds of wee-“
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
DON'T DO IT. Anyways, this was the single greatest experience of my life.
As someone who has been clean from meth since early this year, I can firmly say I don't recommend it to anyone. Except Scoozy, I think he should give it a go. He's clearly the hero society needs to bring to light just how bad substance addiction is by "forcing" himself into a position that the people already in that position and the rest of the world are definitely unaware of.
As someone who never smoked and never plans to I grew up around smoking parents and other smoking family members. I have asthma and have probably gotten a lot of lung damage from second hand smoke.
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
Same here with all the family members and whatnot
@blackqweenmars
3 ай бұрын
And that’s another problem with smoking. The harm it causes to the environment and to the people in close proximity.
@Macmillerfan82-92
3 ай бұрын
My mom smoked when she was pregnant funny I never had SIDS but as a kid I had bronchitis infection at 12 so I never smoked until last year but I couldn't get addicted to cigarettes but vaping I chose to vape to quit crystal addiction. Recently ran out of vape juice but I can see I got stressed with less.
@blackqweenmars
3 ай бұрын
@@Macmillerfan82-92 bro, a teenager addicted to crystal meth💀
@Macmillerfan82-92
3 ай бұрын
@@blackqweenmars actually 30 not a teen
Based af, as an addict, I highly commend you not being condescending af about it
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
I mean, I hate when people vilify or condescend towards people suffering like that, it should really be the bare minimum not to do so
@ff9571
3 ай бұрын
Not the "
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
@@ff9571
@eefstiddy
3 ай бұрын
@@ff9571what's wrong with
@ff9571
3 ай бұрын
@eefstiddy it's cringe and makes any argument sound like they don't care about their point and wants to piss people off by acting annoying
I got addicted to your videos, but not for clout.
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
This is the type of addiction I can get behind.
@thelofistorm
3 ай бұрын
@@danielprofetait’s like my addiction to music and books
@thelofistorm
3 ай бұрын
@@danielprofetaspeaking of which, your album is fire
@pariahred13
3 ай бұрын
But the clout helps
Smoking is bad Oxygen is good Do not smoke lad It will ruin your Mood Yes, i failed poetry.
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
Good and mood is a fantastic rhyme
@spac31nvad3r5
2 ай бұрын
Read this in a Scottish accent and it works
i used to smoke about a year ago, for maybe three months. but even though i only smoked for such a short time it still has effects on me, whenever im stressed or anxious i get the urge to smoke and when im out with people who do smoke i constantly have to bite my tongue not to ask for a cigarette. That’s the cruel thing about nicotine, even if you just smoke for a week it’ll burn itself into your brain and even after years of not smoking it’ll still make you think “i could really use a cig right now.” it doesn’t just increase the chance of you getting cancer, it is like a cancer all on its own.
as a nic addict idk why ppl think its cool and trendy SO much of my money goes towards it and its genuinely such a huge issue in my life its not worth it its genuinely so fucked that this guy is trying to gain attention and clout from an ACTUAL issue that ruins and can end peoples lives
*deep sigh* it literally took my dad a near heart attack and a quadruple bypass to stop smoking and this guy. This fucking guy. I have no words
@Cactusprisms-oz6yn
3 ай бұрын
Oh I can bold words huh hang on **hello**
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
Congratulations to your father though!!
"so homosexually if I were being gay, for the sake of the argument" is my new favorite quote. (that song is a masterpiece)
So My neighbor has a son thats 10, and he is terribly corrupted by shorts and tiktok and shit, he came up to my sisters 18 year old and said "that moment when your dealer gives you the wrong shit" and was implying it was a good thing... We had to have a serious talk with him after that, like all the adults, his parents, his older brothers, everyone lit into him with that one, He lost access to youtube completely and was grounded from the internet for like 3 months, Really gives me alot of pause for thought about my own toddlers near future. it worries me, youtube is really weird when it comes to their moral compass, like, can't say bad words or show someone getting punched in an ADULT ORIENTED VIDEO but kids can totally get groomed into smoking and doing drugs or drinking...
Trying to fight my addiction to Daniel Profeta videos rn
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
You're never escaping the cycle.
As someone who used to smoke cigs I can’t believe that there’s a guy who’s faking it just because it might get him some money. The stolen valor is real
@HughAverageHomoMan
3 ай бұрын
you say that like smoking is a respectable thing, when its something that poisons you and the people around you.
I have a 15 year old son, and although he doesn’t watch those kinds of KZreadrs, it still pisses me off that he could stumble on this shit. I’m a smoker who has quit and relapsed several times. I was also addicted to pain killers for years, although I’ve been in recovery for about 8 years now. I love him dearly and I really don’t want him to go through the things I’ve gone through
2:43 are we not gonna talk about “I Stole $2,000 Worth Of Items From Walmart”???? IM QUAKING
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
Oh yeah, the rest of the channel is hilarious
I like your chaotic energy in this one.
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
I am rapidly losing my sanity
@Yosef1952
3 ай бұрын
Daniel is ALL ABOUT chaos. It's why I'm here. ¡Muerte a los adornos para el césped!
“It’s not an addiction, it’s called dedication” -a random homeless guy i found on the street
thanks for the minute maid daniel profeta!
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
You are most welcome
Alec Baldwinidis is a certified banger of a joke even though I 1000% expected it lol
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
Immensely grateful that was caught:)
Proud to be one of your oldest teenage audience. Great video. We are Legion 🌟
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
We are Legion:)
Congrats to all those in here who have overcome their addition and huge cheers to those working their way through it! ❤
Im on day 3 of quitting cigarettes, lets hope this video propels my mission
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
Hell yeah, good luck
@assas1nscreed
3 ай бұрын
Wishing you the best of luck!!
@elkeclark5548
3 ай бұрын
One day at a time, best wishes.
@maryjanedoe
3 ай бұрын
Keep fighting!!! You got this shit 💜
@kiragwen8782
3 ай бұрын
Still going strong? You got this! (even if you were to slip up, treat it as such, just a slip up, don't give up)
"cigarettes, they suck, but a lot of people love them" is the grossest simplification and borderline glorification of cigarette addiction i've ever heard
@KM-ld9ln
3 ай бұрын
There are some people who do love them but you can’t make that generalization because those who love them often haven’t been devastated by them (yet)
@jamesf4423
2 ай бұрын
@@KM-ld9lntrue, it took watching two grandparents to die of lung cancer for me to finally completely stop smoking and vaping.
I got a genuine hookah for Christmas when I was seven. I was damn grateful for it, because I was sick and tired of this menthol cigarette bullshit.
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
Lmao
alright guys, time to go get addicted to eating drywall!
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
Hell yeah brother
@sillysillysillysillysillything
3 ай бұрын
@@danielprofeta hooray!!
i love sharpie (the song and the markers(
A girl I used to babysit got addicted to meth as an adult. She lost her husband, her children and even her dad and grandparents wouldn’t let her into their homes because she’d steal anything she could. She went to 2 short term treatment centers that didn’t work. She finally got clean after going to a long term catholic treatment center in a different town . She’s been clean for 5 years, is living with her grandmother and her children are back in her life. Addiction to harmful substances is of the devil.
You know that feeling when you find that new channel that you can sit down, eat popcorn too and binge. I think i just found that channel. Just perfect, shows how much effort you put in. Such an underrated channel.
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
Welcome in my friend, we are Legion, hope to see you around
This is horrible, addiction is a curse, it caused me and others so much pain, there is no excuse and no "benefit of the doubt" for this fucking guy
KZread recommended this video to me and I was like I swear I know who this dude is. Turns out I remember you from your video on Jack Stauber lmao, good vid btw you nailed it on the head
i have 2 more cigarettes left n ima use this video as a sign to take it as an opportunity to quit lol
@may58295
3 ай бұрын
i usually smoke 3-4 a day
@elkeclark5548
3 ай бұрын
You can do it, my dad quit cold turkey after smoking a pack of unfiltered cigarettes a day. Wishing you the best.
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
Good luck my friend, feel free to update us if you feel comfortable!! I'm genuinely interested
@kiragwen8782
3 ай бұрын
How's it going? You got this! Even if you were to slip up, treat it as such, just a slip up and don't give up :)
YAYYY YOU POSTED
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
I did, yippie
EARLLYYY LYYYY (also i rlly appreciate this vid, ik lots of family members that struggled w addiction, and its nice of u to educate/inform ppl like this
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
Good evening, welcome back
Sub hour gang
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
Represent
I seriously typed out a whole paragraph just for KZread to delete it. It could basically be summed up by "wow this guys' a scumbag" anyway lmao. Great video, Daniel!
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
KZread really has to stop doing that
@harley5.7bviews5secondsago6
3 ай бұрын
@@danielprofeta yeah, idk if it's a glitch or the filter is way too strict but it's gotta stop lmao
the pre roll ad on this video was for the Massachusetts Substance Abuse Hotline
@Cal_The_Stainless
17 күн бұрын
Hello fellow transmasc! Also yeah, sometimes targeted advertising has the accuracy of a blindfolded drunk playing darts with a sewing needle, but other times...
Found you from the James Somerton vid and I'm sticking around. You have a nice voice and a head for deadpan delivery that still feels real. Hope you make it big my dude.
I started smoking cigarrettes at 19 at in an extremely misguided attempt to seem more desirable to a woman about 9 years my senior whom i was friends with through my ex A few years later, i was able to cold turkey it. Its been a year since i lit one up. Don't do it Smoking for just almost 3 years made me feel like shit. Short of breath, withdrawl hit me like a truck, it stunk up all my clothes, my car, it affected my libido Not worth the headrush. Do not do it
I can't believe we've come here as a society, it's depressing. I remember when I was young everyone was trying to quit smoking, and now it's "cool" again, when we know the health effects....
this vid popped up on my recommended and as a person who is a sort of gay and unaddicted smoker* this was so ridiculous * i just sometimes smoke, bc i like a certain brand and living sucks in some countries. you wont get addicted if you just do it sometimes, not for the whole week straight. yes, ciggarets arent good! smoking as a whole sucks, its not pleasant at all, especially if the cigarette is cheap. but it does relieve some stress. which you can do with better coping mechanisms lmao, just idk take up drawing/painting or music or something else that wont make you waste a ton of money on some gross garbage
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
That's something I probably should have mentioned more, the insane financial toll
@HughAverageHomoMan
3 ай бұрын
nah you're hella addicted lol.
The worst thing about cigarettes (or drugs in general) is, that they're so good at relieving stress. I know many people who smoke and everyone tells me not to start smoking. But the two times I've smoked in my life were enough to make me aware about the fact that smoking is quite calming when you're stressed and given that I'm currently in a situation were I'm constantly stressed it's really hard not to just make myself a cigarette and smoke. It's really scary when you think about it, especially bc so many people do it, you can't go anywhere without seeing even 1 person smoke and when you try to get clean you get the constant urge to do it because almost everyone does it
Honestly, this is 100% how tons of people believe drug addiction starts even if it's nowhere close.
You are hilarious, funny man. Subscribed
my grandpa used to smoke and i remember wathcing him screaming ike a dolphin
Great video, Daniel! But like i’m getting ready for school. And this is the first thing I see and I’m dying of laughter to this dude’s reaction to the “cigarettes”4:20
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
I know I say this every time, but your pfp is amazing. 10/10
@user-os6vc4ej3i
3 ай бұрын
@@danielprofeta thank you lol!
The next challenge to get popular should be getting addicted to drinking water
i really want to make a compilation of your doozie jokes and see how long it will last
subbed immediately for the intro. I never liked how people address audiences they don't have
That photo of your face on the dolphin reminded me of the old show called Flipper. “ They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning, no one you see is smarter than he” 😂 tells you how old I am
Imagine if you and your brother figured out the both of you can hustle your dad into giving you cigarettes, all we gotta do is start fighting each other and when dad finds out, he gonna hook us up to make us stop fighting! Trust me its gonna work!
To be fair, as a smoker, the movie prop ones taste worse 😂
Having been diagnosed with asthma at an early age, I had no reason to smoke. I am a delivery driver here in Buffalo and we have a cancer research hospital that we go to regularly.To see their employees smoking across the street really hits me hard.My Mom,a former smoker all but the last 14 years of her life,passed away from stage 4 lung cancer.If you can keep from getting addicted,please do so. *A couple more Scoozy rhymes : Boozey,Coozie,Doozie,Susie
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
May she rest in peace thanks for watching Tom I hope you're doing well!
Ahhhh yay. KZread hasn’t been showing me your vids but so glad this one came up now I can binge watch
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
Welcome back, this year we are going to destroy the algorithm
because of your lemonDE, I LITERALLY GOT ON AD on ur vid for it. thanks for the lemonade ad
here's actually a really interesting video that popped up in my recommended called something like "trying my first ever cigarette" where a 30 odd due who has never smoked, smokes a cig in his car. immediately wants to quit, and doesn't finish even a tenth of the cig puts it out and throws it outside. see that's how a non addicted person would react to such a thing, not go through with it.
"the extended edition because im a huge nerd" hell yeah ya are!!! jk i love the message in this one. i have smoked since i was 17 and switched to vaping a few years back and am struggling to quit. THE GRASS IS BLACK AND MY AMBITION IS DEAD WE ARE LEGION
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
WE ARE LEGION, it was awesome seeing you guys at fool's fest!! Thank you so much for coming out
Growing up I was exposed to what long term drinking and smoking can really do to a person, my mum and a family friend have both been smoking and drinking for at least a minimum of 30 years, it's horrifying. Both are visibly unwell due to it, my mum for example; she's always coughing, her nail health is horrible, her teeth have been affected as well and has actually lost a tooth, ect. It doesn't help that she's also gone to vaping due to its recent popularity in recent years :( The tobacco industry honestly sickens me, all it does is ruin peoples health and turns them into addicts who constantly depend on something that'll kill them one day. Smoking and drugs aren't cool, they can so easily ruin someone's life. Ofc I'm not the person to judge those who do want to experiment, my only bit of advice would to be careful and try make sure you don't get hooked or dependent on them, it's not every users fault when we've been making these things seem "cool" or some kind of aesthetic, in my eyes most of those users/addicts are victims to the normalization of these things. Smoking kills and we should never forget that.
seriously people, don't smoke. it feels awful. your poor lungs are screaming. you were made to breathe air!!
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
Plus cigarettes are pretty much the least useful thing you could go with lol. You get almost nothing out of it. At least with other things there's a bit more impact and a sometimes slightly less danger, but smoking anything is incredibly harmful to your health + a gigantic money pit
@2cat4life
3 ай бұрын
@@danielprofeta yeah and it wasn't cigarettes for me but i just remember feeling like i was sick 24/7
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
@@2cat4life If I understand correctly, you've since kicked the habit?
@2cat4life
3 ай бұрын
@@danielprofeta yup! about 2 weeks clean!
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
@@2cat4life fuck yeah man, congratulations!!
i love ur vibe bro
Watching this while coughing from my moms vape
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
Noooooooo
@Stardrop_.Pegasus
3 ай бұрын
@@danielprofetaFr- it gives me a headache but she won’t stop (it’s the worst when im driving and she doesn’t open the window 👍
erm what the flip
This kid looks like Timothee Chalamet from a darker timeline
Ive quit smoking a number of times, and it was hard every single time. I really thought we were close to eliminating youth smoking when i left high school, then vaping came along and here we are again
Jokes on you, I've never felt normal. XD
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
Neither have I, we're all a little mad here
Fuck cigarettes and to add to that, fuck alcohol, as well. Half my life has been ruined by addicted family members.
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
Have you been able to get away from those influences? You don't deserve to have your life ruined by your family...
@KonahaAliana
3 ай бұрын
@danielprofeta Yes, was kinda sad to cut off parts of the family but it just wasn't worth the endless trouble. I still have my mom and my sister, thankfully. Seems like every male person in the family has (or had) trouble with alcoholism. I'm glad I broke that cycle.
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
@@KonahaAliana Kudos for breaking the cycle and protecting your peace!!
I'm so glad this channel is going so well for you Mr. Deathstroke. :) *waves.
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
Hey man!! It's been awhile:) I am also glad this seems to be doing well
04:51 Since that reaction is more fitting of weed, it reminds me of the late Mitch Hedberg talking about being in a movie where he smoked fake weed with Peter Frampton. It was still cool because even though it wasn't real weed he still got to smoke fake pot with Peter Frampton, and that's as cool as smoking real pot with a guy who kinda looks like Peter Frampton.. _"And I've done that _*_way more_*_ "_
5:09 in all fairness as someone who has used fake smokes to cut back on my habits those fakes are god awful and made me someone who takes full bowls to the head nearly die (hyperbole)
who needs meth when you have math B) (cries in fucking AP Calculus why did I take this class all it does is bring me pain i don't want to be here anymore oh god why. why did i do this, this is so much worse than drugs [also a lie])
HI LOVE YOUR VIDEOS *Aggressively shakes you with love*
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
Oh no, I'm being aggressively shaken. *pepper sprays you*
"rehab is for quiters"- me when high
Can't wait to see this video blow up! It's crazy what people will do for clout
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
This comment is really funny to me for irony reasons Thanks for watching!!
Yoo a new Daniel Profeta video! Yell Heah! I was trying to think of some funny joke to make about how I used to also be called Daniel before the Gendering but it turns out I'm actually just not funny
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
The Gendering is such an esoteric and badass way to refer to that lol
I mean, they’re probably right about cigarettes helping with stress because once you’re addicted to them not having them can make you anxious so when you light up and feed the addiction, the feeling goes away
Wake up babe new Daniel Profeta video just dropped
Nothing got me more scared of smoking than the ol hole in the neck ad
@elkeclark5548
3 ай бұрын
I remember those, hope it scared lots of kids
The song at the end has me in tears 😂
I smoke weed and I'm constantly paranoid about one day discovering I've got late-stage cancer or something. It still isn't enough to make me stop, bc I've become emotionally dependent on it. I want to stop or at least take a step down from multi-times-a-day use, but fuck it's hard. Seeing someone cosplay an addiction makes me so angry. Where the fuck is KZread's "tHiNk oF tHe cHiLDrEn" mindset when shit like this is being posted by actual kids?
I saw his video and I gotta lie, I’m impressed
Always a good day when you post 👀
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
We are legion, thank you for watching my friend!! See you around
I didn't know addiction can get you clout...ide be the president by now if i knew that
ah yes “cigarettes are gay”
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
But I smoke them everyday.
I saw these a while ago, and I honestly don't remember them being like this. It's really horrible how he made these things seem like just another youtube challenge.
30 years smoker here. I just heard someone legit try to argue that McDonald's is better for you than oatmeal or even an apple. I had literally thought that was the stupidest thing I ever head. The same morning I hear this to start the competition at the next level already. I didn't even finish saying goodbye to the last one yet... Lol
i love smoking cigarettes but they're super expensive in australia and decided to quit smoking so i can save money
@elkeclark5548
Ай бұрын
Good for you, best of luck
That song is a masterpiece. Your new song, Fight, truly is a masterpiece though.
@danielprofeta
3 ай бұрын
The ghosts of me that you don't know...
@elkeclark5548
3 ай бұрын
stare down at her, bite back and grow, you slowly find and dig them up…..
A while back I saw a "forcing myself to get addicted to vaping" video that was slightly better quality and less obviously fake. Such a weird trend to try to ride the wave of lmao
If anyone wants a detour from a smoker it’s expensive and the prices and quality of tobacco always Changing 💀
as someone who smokes and has been a passive smoker for all her life, the fact dat he thinks it's cool to hold a cig is fucking insane. if u are in a group, u can easily tell who smokes to say they smoke and aren't addicted. and it's just so cringe AND disgusting. because they don't feel the need to smoke and get upset when they ain't got cigarettes. they don't feel the need to put youself through asking someone smoking a cigarette if they got one left, because you need to smoke. it's humiliating, not cool. especially when kids see you, so i find it disgusting too that he aims his video at children
I've never smoked nic but was a pot smoker, and i just recently quit a month ago the way people are treating addiction is fuckin disappointing shits horrible i was dissasociating 24/7 (i was smoking sativa) but yeah no im disappointed
Naw I fr just sitting in my room huffing a cart ong