School Slander 1
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Sup people! This is my first time ever creating and cutting a video. Also, I have never before made a video as such (Slander Memes). Hope you can get a laugh or two watching this video!
Sup people! This is my first time ever creating and cutting a video. Also, I have never before made a video as such (Slander Memes). Hope you can get a laugh or two watching this video!
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Make sure you write a suggestion so I know what kind of slander you want to see next! Thanks for watching!
@Zeniz-255
Жыл бұрын
Anime slander
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
@@Zeniz-255 I know to little about anime to create this type of video
@Zeniz-255
Жыл бұрын
@@itschaos007 oh it’s ok thx for listening tho
@Mr.man1212
Жыл бұрын
slander slander
@Shahriar_Aniq
Жыл бұрын
SLAND CHEMISTRY 🤘
"can i go to the bathroom?" "idk can you?" "yes I can" and then you leave for the bathroom while making direct eye contact with the teacher to assert dominance
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a plan
the whole class when the teacher makes the shittiest joke of all time:
@ShafiqYoutube81
Жыл бұрын
Aren’t we supposed to reply as the whole class? Where are the replies?
@ShafiqYoutube81
Жыл бұрын
Oh wait, there aren’t any. That’s the joke
@matheuschavarria8919
Жыл бұрын
@@ShafiqKZread81 what kind of joke is that?
@user-og6zw4vf9g
Жыл бұрын
People who laughs from the teacher are stupid the most
@matheuschavarria8919
Жыл бұрын
@@user-og6zw4vf9g only teachers pets laugh at the jokes
The guy in the math problem who told you he bought 1/193929873873738 of 977272872729729 apples
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
I though I had problems until I opened a math book.
The 1+2 one is so true, like my teacher will get so mad when I don't explain the steps. 0:32
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
I feel ya
I've seen a lot of school slander videos but this one might just be the most true out of all of them
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the compliment! It's my first ever slander video!
the reason why school nurses use ice is because they have no bandages, it only does as good as a bandage, only helps the sloghtest bit, but at least you get blood off
@idkwhattocallthis646
Жыл бұрын
also: Ice is often recommended for injuries and ailments, as it is a form of cold compression that can help reduce swelling, pain, and inflammation. This reduction of inflammation and pain can help the body's natural healing processes to be more effective. Additionally, cold treatments like ice are generally safe and relatively inexpensive, making them an appealing, accessible option when caring for wounds.
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
You gotta watch out though. Ice on the bare skin, if left there for to long, can lead to skin damage and in the worst case, to necrosis.
@idkwhattocallthis646
Жыл бұрын
@@itschaos007 yes
The math teacher ones are so true and funny
Bro that nurse part got me i remember some kid actually broke his leg while playing dodgeball and the nurse said use an ice pack 😂
As a human, I have been there
you forgot the kid that sleeps every minute
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
Will add in the next one.
English teachers trying not to keep the class in till midnight:
@itschaos007
10 ай бұрын
Seem like a request!
@noobified3283
2 ай бұрын
That is child prisonment
The one of not showing the steps is so true😂
as a homeschooled person I can say that this is completely right
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
A real gigachad right there
@ThePizzaDemolisher
Жыл бұрын
Lucky you.
@Katinatorka
Жыл бұрын
@@ThePizzaDemolisher There are pros and cons, u can feel a bit lonely all the time
@ThePizzaDemolisher
Жыл бұрын
@@Katinatorka yes, but it's better than public schools.
You forgot the "when you open a pack of gum" classic.
Teachers giving you an F because you didn’t use Italics:
Math teachers trying not to lose their temper every 0.01 second (impossible) :
my school sells 1 dollar pencils at bookfair
Almost an Math Teacher Slander only 🤣🤣
Pythagorean theorem made me laugh because i'm doing that in school
the one with chem teacher with a gun while drinking h2o killed me
Guys if the teacher every says "I don't know CAN you?" Just reply "yes" and leave
@GusThePrankster
Жыл бұрын
This is the way
Xiaoling must find the X in order his family to survive
@Chef74
9 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
this video is an example how schools are "so magic" and "so fun" except for that a great video :)
0:28 This is true and relatable My teacher is forcing students to buy something for History And its so goddamn expensive
@ShafiqYoutube81
Жыл бұрын
I’d rather be wasting my money on Robux like the damn child I am
DUDE ITS REALLY GOOD I REALLY LIKE IT LOL👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
As a 16 year old MAN, I will say pythagorean theorem is easy af, legit it’s just add two number and square root the answer. The thing I’m scared of is trigonometry holy crap that going haunt me.
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
Oooh boy you not gonna sleep at night my man. To be real though, it wasnt that bad when I was still in school. If I made it, you will too.
@-ZM_Gaming-
Жыл бұрын
I mean, I kinda know that pitagoreian stuff but what the heck is the trikonanomehtry
LMAOOO why was this so relatable 😭😭😭😭
In 8th grade, our science teacher made us sign a lab safety form at the beginning of the year, which made us think we would be dealing with some cool experiments with chemicals and shit. The most possible harm we could get from "experiments" were from laser pointers (one "experiment" was shooting a laser off of a mirror onto a paper to see the properties of light. Whoop-de-doo.) since they could go in your eyes. And no, this wasn't special ed science or anything, it was just a normal science class. Boring as fuck.
The thumnail is very true☠️
Pov ur doing a math test: calculate 1+1 Question 2: explain in word form
That one fast dude during the race:
Saddest moment ever 0:12
Too relatable
very nice video
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
Thanks!
0:39 me to IT teacher: actually i use arch btw
**slanders school** **Chad if no slander**
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
Well then we Better Call Saul...
I used to like homework, now I don't even want to look at it.
One time i got 42% even though all the questions were right but waaa i didnt show how to do 2 + 2
I went to school without complaining, but let me tell you, I _definitely_ did not look like that (1:18).
@itschaos007
10 ай бұрын
Press x to doubt
1:06 good times XD
293th sub :)
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
Thank you very much friend!
me when im in the 6th grade
Bro Got his schooling from Toilet board Sign.
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
Why is that.
Mfs when a teacher asks to help to carry books:
😂😂
Idk if I can relate on that last one, although I don’t complain when I’m going to school out loud my brain is envisioning killing everyone in the most brutal ways possible just to get another hour of sleep
Chaos... Why... Why would you give us this PTSD... It's all too true... Why
i taught stephen hawking how to walk
@arakthunder
Жыл бұрын
Congratulations you're IQ level is now -infinity
One time in my phys ed class, my teacher said that being an introvert = dead and “sedentary lifestyle”
@noodles5677
Жыл бұрын
Based teacher.
I’m never mad when I have homework. I’d have 12 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365-366 days a year, no recess, no field trips, no breaks, 16 pages of homework , meals allowed
@justin4296
Жыл бұрын
thats crazy 😮😮😮😮😮😮
WHY DO WHY DO THE PYAGRATHON THEROM WHEN ITS JUST A THEORY.
0:29 is so true we had this fundraiser and it cost $1,000 to ride to school in a Firetruck but that is literally a 3 minute ride lol
0:34 Here teach ill show my work 2-1 = 1 +1 = 2 divided by 2 is 1 x 2 +1 is 3
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
"Well little Johny over there did the same so you must have copied him..."
@Stigma536
Жыл бұрын
@@itschaos007 "Teacher I am currently sitting 420 meters away from him and I finished my test 0.69 seconds before"
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
@@Stigma536 So thats who he copied from...
@ThePizzaDemolisher
Жыл бұрын
Those are the most complex and complicated math steps to a problem that takes you 3 seconds to solve.
Song name?
499 sub
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
Thank you brother for being part of the journey!
Teachers when you take off your blazer for 0.000000000005 seconds:
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
Let me guess. GB?
@SaraAsked
Жыл бұрын
@@itschaos007 Wales, but same thing lol.
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
@@SaraAsked I dont want to sound disrespectful, but school uniforms seem stupid to me.
@SaraAsked
Жыл бұрын
@@itschaos007 Yeah I wouldn’t say I hate them but I hate how strict they are 💀
0:13 this is true imo, and dont get me started with the auto generated names. The names they generate are all cringey af
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
Bob has three apples and gives Ovuvuevue 950 apples, while Kwazawaza gets 10 Bananas. Calculate the difference in wavelengths the apples and bananas colour have.
@WatWhatWat
Жыл бұрын
What the f
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
@@WatWhatWat typical maths equation
@emdajan9715
Жыл бұрын
@@itschaos007 Yes
@-ZM_Gaming-
Жыл бұрын
@@itschaos007 Nerd: um, its 120 btw-
Lol
I am the last one.
Teacher when they see you wearing a Hoodie or Winter Hat and gloves
i wouldn't think you'd have only 130 subs till i looked at it
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
The video or the sub count?
@_MEGAN0VA_
Жыл бұрын
@@itschaos007 sub count of course. Video is great
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
@@_MEGAN0VA_ thank you!
When your Spanish class is playing Gimkit but the teacher set up the most boring f#cking game ever
bro my ela teacher makes us use our real names, its annoying >:(
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
Rip fun
@ninjaravioli
Жыл бұрын
Join with your name and then join with a weird name right as the Kahoot starts :)
100th comment :D
Haha
Bro the last one is fr me cause I hate to be with my parents cause sometimes if I tell them something they turn it into a life lesson that goes on for like 30 mins and then if I dont listen to it for 0.001 sec they start beating me up...
0:00 then I’ll add y in the equation
I don't complain about school that much. OK BUT WHO HERE HATES HISTORY? I ALWAYS GET A GRADE LOWER THAN A B ☹️
@unfaithfullsalmon1526
Жыл бұрын
bro history is the best frfr
@sparchamp2
Жыл бұрын
History bad
@epicgamer5810
Жыл бұрын
History is easy
@AyaanGaming2211
Жыл бұрын
Skill issue ngl history ex
@hexagon2185
Жыл бұрын
maybe because you're trash
Hello! 👋Have a good day! ❤
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
You too my friend!
my teacher giving me a detention for not doing the working out for 9+11 💀
Bro title ohio but school version
Oh wait nvm
534 sub
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for being part of the journey.
@harrycop7944
Жыл бұрын
@@itschaos007 my pleasure
what's a kahoot
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
Its an online game most teachers play with their students. You have to answer questions correctly and quickly to get the most points and win the game against other students.
@perlnebula972
Жыл бұрын
Basically a competitive quiz show organized by your teacher with the help of software/app called Kahoot
Bro Talk About School Lunch 🤢🤮
H2O is literally water
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
Thats the point.
@Armanii2795
Жыл бұрын
Really? I thought it had something to do with Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyl isoleucine.
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
@@Armanii2795 i think the joke went right over this guys head. No offense....
@Armanii2795
Жыл бұрын
@@itschaos007 Yep.
i feel like this was generated by ai has this dude even been to school
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
Yeah
Who tf says “can I go to the toilet” 💀💀💀
@onlyguy_
Жыл бұрын
Idk man, after Elon turned us all into robots we don’t use bathrooms.
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
Who tf says "May I go to the toilet"
@driving.me.crazy_
Жыл бұрын
@@itschaos007 everyone in my school
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
@@driving.me.crazy_ crazy folk out there haha.
@absolutelygoobing
Жыл бұрын
who says “go to the TOILET” it’s bathroom or restroom
White is chemistry teacher not maths
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
Doesnt matter. A meme is a meme. Doesnt have to make sense.
@studying5640
Жыл бұрын
🤓
unfunny af
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the feedback.
@Wyi-the-rogue
Жыл бұрын
No this stuff actually good
@itschaos007
Жыл бұрын
@@Wyi-the-rogue Thank you brother.