So nice of Schlagg to promote small KZreadrs like Schlatt on his channel

@mcgradyboat673

Жыл бұрын

Who’s Schlatt? Never heard of the guy before. Schlagg must be REALLY nice.

@CordateComet

Жыл бұрын

Very wholesome :3

@drakescuz1153

Жыл бұрын

Very nice Person

@CordateComet

Жыл бұрын

@Zatsu r/woooosh

@dxcvvxd

Жыл бұрын

@mcgradyboat673 as op stated, "schlatt" is an small youtube "creator"

Every time you find a jschlatt clip channel you need to take a bet to see if jachlatt is actually running it

@fdsajfldaskjf

Жыл бұрын

He owns them all. A true capitalist.

@futurefunkreal

Жыл бұрын

jachlatt

@TonedVirus3

Жыл бұрын

jshat

@lolmeri

Жыл бұрын

j

@vitekjersak7227

Жыл бұрын

.

It's amazing that Schlagg was able to perfectly recreate every detail of Schlatt's content style, even down to the outfit and accent. Hope to see more high-quality parodies from Schlagg in the future.

@Nova-uq9nw

3 ай бұрын

He had to get in character, so he needed to recreate what Schlatt did back in ‘99.

@BrilliantRipeMike

2 ай бұрын

Goo Goo Ga Ga

11:25 man there must be a horse in there

@samurexatlas7373

5 ай бұрын

Horse? With a water spout? Why?

@jianalexander1359

3 ай бұрын

Me when ur mom

The guy crushing the bubble wrap is a freakin' genius

@Exodus0590

Жыл бұрын

probably my favorite ever.

@gninja9274

Жыл бұрын

i need the link

@DylanKluxen

Жыл бұрын

Yea

@greg6400

Жыл бұрын

@@gninja9274 m.kzread.infocD45WqqAkts found it

@V2_The_Machine

Жыл бұрын

@@gninja9274 kzread.infoG-f7KGYoUEM here you go

I can't tell if he actually stole the channel, if Schlagg is letting him do this, or if he's been running it from the beginning

@ApolloTheProto

Жыл бұрын

Probably all of the above

@DeanwoodBand

Жыл бұрын

@@ApolloTheProtoYou stole my name >:(

@goofstergrugg

Жыл бұрын

oh shit ya’ll got beef

@ApolloTheProto

Жыл бұрын

@@DeanwoodBand ok

@Xfrtrex

Жыл бұрын

@@DeanwoodBand lol

8:18 that was real. Prince Rupert’s Drops will shatter bullets, unless they hit the other end. As for the sound, it wasn’t going down but the air compressor was still running. They just sound like that.

4:58 coming from a cabinet and countertop guy, that level of precision in that scribe is fucking phenomenal. Holy dogshit im half chub after that

"I can see a lil homunculous growin' in there!" *After the whole Mr. Hands thing, we should not be surprised that Schlatt knows what a Homonculous is.*

@ForzaMonkey

Жыл бұрын

NAHHHH NOT MR. HANDS, DON’T REMIND ME OF THAT PLEASE

@TheRealTerranMarine

Жыл бұрын

@@ForzaMonkey you mean the Eumenclaw Horse Sex case, from Eumenclaw, Washington state involving a Boeing engineer?

@ForzaMonkey

Жыл бұрын

@@TheRealTerranMarine NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *dies*

@Henderson10666

Жыл бұрын

@@ForzaMonkey Enumclaue, Washington 2005. A Boeing Engineer...

@nathaniellytle3886

Жыл бұрын

@@ForzaMonkey The Enumclaw horse sex case was a series of incidents in 2005 involving Kenneth D. Pinyan,[2][3] an engineer who worked for Boeing and resided in Gig Harbor, Washington; James Michael Tait, a truck driver; and other unidentified men. Pinyan and Tait filmed and distributed zoophilic pornography of Pinyan receiving anal sex from a stallion under the alias "Mr. Hands".[4][5] After engaging in this activity on multiple occasions over an unknown span of time, Pinyan received fatal internal injuries in one such incident. The story was reported in The Seattle Times and was one of that paper's most read stories of 2005.[6][7] Pinyan's death rapidly prompted the enactment of a bill by the Washington State Legislature that prohibits both sex with animals and the videotaping of such an act. Under current Washington law, bestiality is now a Class C felony punishable by up to five years in prison.[8]

So fun fact The one at 8:00 is a prince rupperts drop. It is so strong that if you fire a bullet at it the bullet shatters. But if you just clip the tail of it the whole thing explodes

@aliza_h

Жыл бұрын

Learned about these from SVU last night-Dutch Tears

@negativefg7922

Жыл бұрын

Prince Rupperts drop vest with tails being on the inside

@Kevin-um1nq

Жыл бұрын

That was way cooler than what schlong gave it credit for

@dixiestix2197

Жыл бұрын

@Negativefg fall on the ground and they all simultaneously explode

@ZAVB3R3R

Жыл бұрын

@@Kevin-um1nq the same principle is used in modern phone glass! They also use super strong sapphires as well

9:56 “Oh my god (😩), oh my god (😒) it’s him

12:20 throughout that clip sounds like my first chiropractor visit at 15

@jacekwronka5330

3 ай бұрын

"Is it gonna swallow all of it?" 💀

Big Guy literally owns KZread at this point

@cyvader101

Жыл бұрын

Susan is stepping down as CEO Big “Schlatt” Guy IV is the perfect choice for the next one

@samihamchev9528

Жыл бұрын

If only

@Fake_Pep

Жыл бұрын

In a video, he literally said that exactly thing

@foooosh

Жыл бұрын

All of us are channels owned by schlatt

@Ghostly_.Therian

2 ай бұрын

@@fooooshwe are one

The way "Schlatt" hacked the login of this channel makes me remember what he did to those men in 1999.

@blakeflake

Жыл бұрын

on god

@Metalkid84

Жыл бұрын

Bruh

@rheaforeman3798

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget the women and children...

@blakeflake

Жыл бұрын

@@rheaforeman3798 you can't forget about that

@rheaforeman3798

Жыл бұрын

@@blakeflake No... You can't.

Schlatt: "Thats fetish content, that's what that is!" Also Schlatt: 12:30

@LoutreSaphir

Жыл бұрын

thats literally buble wrap what kind of psycho dont like bubble wrap

@notalentpotato33

Жыл бұрын

@@LoutreSaphiran unstable one

@jackthetricker8845

6 ай бұрын

i think your talking about 12:55

@Nova-uq9nw

3 ай бұрын

I think just about everyone has a bubble wrap fetish.

@SamFams.

Ай бұрын

My grandma getting every single bone in her body broken after I push her down the stairs

1:42 those are roots that managed to get through a crack in the pipe. It's actually a common problem for plumbers to clean out. Trees LOVE to crack into sewer lines and septic tanks because of the fertilizing properties of poop water.

Schlatt talking about fetish content right before reacting to the bubble wrap video the way he did is incredibly ironic

@rheaforeman3798

Жыл бұрын

Hahahaha! I literally went "Nice orgasm, Schlatt," right as he was done XD

@jwhbos

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing

@mirulei

Жыл бұрын

11:50

@SinksTears

Жыл бұрын

??? EXPLAIN PLEASE ???

@helmethead.3745

Жыл бұрын

He is talking about the oozing out of a hole. Popping bubble rap is not oozing out of a hole or anything related to (You know).

i genuinely didnt know schlatt ran this channel and i still cant tell if he does

@J-Crash

Жыл бұрын

here before someone ruins 69 likes

@evervirescent

Жыл бұрын

@@J-Crash what if i liked the comment and made it 70

@cowoco6412

Жыл бұрын

@@J-Crash its too late now

@manly.mcbeefington

Жыл бұрын

he does

10:01 this guy is the type of person to chew gum then put it back.

@Rikdusgames

10 ай бұрын

It’s the type of guy that if he doesn’t finish a lollipop he puts it back and saves it for tomorrow

@Ghostly_.Therian

2 ай бұрын

Kinda guy to wash his hands before he showers

13:05 that gas was going straight into that dude's lungs

Schlatt: "This is fetish content" Also Schlatt: *moans at bubble wrap*

@DrTrayCreeper

Жыл бұрын

can you blame him???

@WeegeeNumbah1

Жыл бұрын

@@DrTrayCreeperyes

@imatiredpotato

11 ай бұрын

@@WeegeeNumbah1 no

@TummyYummyBorio

11 ай бұрын

@@DrTrayCreeper no

@originalstarwalker21

11 ай бұрын

​@@DrTrayCreeperyes

love seeing big creators like schlagg supporting other smaller creators 🥰🥰

@Tanystropheus10

Жыл бұрын

No

@Tanystropheus10

Жыл бұрын

?

@Tanystropheus10

Жыл бұрын

No it's yes

@McDonalds_cheeseburger

Жыл бұрын

​@@Tanystropheus10do you know what a joke is

I'll never forgive you for this.

@DanParish

2 ай бұрын

??? Forgive him for what

@gabrieldinix

2 ай бұрын

I agree

@MashedProTatoes

Ай бұрын

This comment showed up right as schlatt said “Why are they putting a Toblerone under the crusher why do you think this would be a good one” that got me laughing for quite a while

11:07 I had the same exact expression you had when I saw that xd

12:30 sounds like when i finally stretch my back after studying for 4 hours

11:38 He missed the opportunity to throw it like a spear

5:44 but then how would Schlatt be famous?

I love that at about 12:25 you can see the neurons activate lol

I feel like I find a new Schlatt channel every month. I wonder when he'll make a channel where he reacts to funniest satisfying cursed Tiktoks.

@perseusthefirst

Жыл бұрын

channel name should be Schlitt tok

12:57 hey can I take you up on that offer?

@kwesi.0525

Жыл бұрын

Me too

2:41 ah, the sound of a breaking spine ... I mean Toblerone

@TemnotaVoronya1243

Жыл бұрын

"Get all! "

4:26 holy shit this is the one I submitted on your subreddit!

8:55 No this isnt scrap. Somebody got their car Acid cleaned. You do that when starting restaurating your favourite car. it removes ALL paint, epoxy, sealant and rust. Way easier that sandblasting it. You have do wash the acid off (normally they use a whole/multiple baths for this) and then it gets a second dip into a paint/primer bath for rust protection.

@subtilizer5657

Жыл бұрын

I was gonna say the same thing, it looked like an older fastback from the rear definitly not scrap

@Greenbean949

Жыл бұрын

Yesssss

10:41 I bet he gets a new car after every kill.

@kiri1695

Жыл бұрын

one for each body

@awoplol

Жыл бұрын

he unloaded the car out of his closet dude

@matthewboire6843

6 ай бұрын

The other car is in his closet

7:15. That’s how you store legos. If you need a piece, you gotta look through a giant bin. It’s also great because sometimes you may find a few cool pieces you wanna add

5:14 Jambos just over there looking like he's having a brain aneurism while schlatt just looks at satisfying tiktoks

At 7:57 the object being crushed is known as a Prince Rupert’s drop. It is created by dripping molten glass into cold water and is very unique in structure. The bigger end (Being crushed) is able to withstand a .38 caliber bullet while the small tail end is so fragile you could poke it with your finger causing the entire thing to violently explode into powder.

@iamthinking2252_

Жыл бұрын

Now we just need to make one without a tail

@Kajlj5000woawaw

11 ай бұрын

@@iamthinking2252_ bedrock

@Kajlj5000woawaw

11 ай бұрын

wait no barrier

@morgue502

10 ай бұрын

@@iamthinking2252_ already exists, its called tempered glass

@MrAw3sum

10 ай бұрын

You can melt the tail off to trim it down and make it less fragile

12:03 *MANKIND'S GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT*

@matthewboire6843

6 ай бұрын

Yes

3:47 I put the new Forgis on the Jeep

@Bog_117

7 ай бұрын

Nice pfp

@matthewboire6843

6 ай бұрын

Hello

5:58 it's a Bluetooth keyboard, he probably has to charge it, then bring it over when it's fully charged.

@Dinglerest

8 ай бұрын

Just charge it there lol

Schlatt stealing the schlagg info is relatable

10:30 that is clearly his last victim's car

@hitman47199

9 ай бұрын

Fr

Playing the video really slowly, around 3:08-3:09, the magnet splits in half - which then gets repelled from the other half, resulting in the magnets being flung away

12:09 me when my back cracks

I really thought this was going to be another clips video, but Schlatt really blew everyone's brains off for this appearance

7:31 me and my dad, who I haven’t talked to in years because of other things, always built legos when I was younger and he would insist that the extra pieces be carefully and precisely sorted. Last year he was arrested and had a head in his fridge.

@jorad2019

Жыл бұрын

Aw, that’s cute

@H3s1tat3

Жыл бұрын

such a happy ending :>

@toophoot2757

Жыл бұрын

yea that was me sry

@boygame6668

Жыл бұрын

Good

@thecamocampaindude5167

Жыл бұрын

My dad did the same, a month later, said that minecraft was a shitty game without justification nor was he joking , the local gaming community put at 100 000$ bounty for him

Schlatt: "This is fetish content" Also Schlatt: "Moans while watching bubble wrap get popped"

Schlart: “Who organizes things, you sociopath” Me who has OCD and organizes everything: 😅😐

4:44 I think at this point it's nearly wood again.

Šlag is a hero we didnt know we needed, he made that small youtuber (i forget his name) post more frequently

@ProfessorBuge

Жыл бұрын

I think his name was schlɐtʈ or maybe it was ʃchlaɠ... Idk something like that

@jeremikrowicki970

Жыл бұрын

Ślag

@Zaneexists

Жыл бұрын

@@diatarachi I’m pretty sure that Ted guy is his friend. Idk

@noped8421

Жыл бұрын

Ted Šlivison

@foooosh

Жыл бұрын

tom schott

The contrast of Mr. Shalt screaming and the animal crossing music in the back is truly amazing. It's like I'm being hypnotized

i know big schlagg wont care but the guy powerwashing the scrap metal is about stripping cars back to bare metal for restoration, hes really cool imo

10:10 ah yes, the toilet paper christmas tree

@jahirfranco2697

10 ай бұрын

a serial killer would do

12:45 me when people

@tinyungo1362

Жыл бұрын

my humor is so broken that i laughed at htis comment

12:14 POV you go to a chiropractor

I love when jshalagtite uploads. Always a banger.

9:53 the way he said “oh my god” is funny to me.

@ZairaDumpling

Жыл бұрын

“Oh MY GoD”😵‍💫💅

@axokaewawe

11 ай бұрын

@@ZairaDumplingIKR, he saw a shirtless man and hate to take the gayshlatt outs the closet

@vijaydutt4127

11 ай бұрын

Who is the guy in the vid?!?

10:52 I work at an envelope factory and we actually have a straight knife unit like that in our cutting department. Shit’s scary. Glad I work in folding.

@Socrates-

Жыл бұрын

We have one of those at ours as well

i like the part where he ranked the tiktoks

8:12 the tear of prince Hilbert or Gilbert

@Mental_health_first

Жыл бұрын

You mean prince Rupert?

12:35 "it´s a fetish thing"

@matthewboire6843

6 ай бұрын

That’s fine

5:20 Live Jumbo reaction

@chefnoob124

6 ай бұрын

Better than SSSniperwolf.

@Mightydinos23

23 күн бұрын

​@@chefnoob124Probably bc jambo is actually cute

@chefnoob124

23 күн бұрын

@@Mightydinos23 amen

in this part of the video 4:22 i just thought back to school and remembered i was the friend in the group that everyone feared

I love the crocodile head explods in the intro

12:10 has got to be the best one yet

@matthewboire6843

6 ай бұрын

Definitely

10:18 No reaction to the mug ornament on the tree, they are both killers

5:49 Ain't no way, I have the same mouse

You know I never really thought about it before, but I really love the use of Animal Crossing music, it's so calming and nice.

i miss when he did these live... the added chat interaction made it so entertaining

9:28 was literally so funny 😭

It’s always a good day when “Schlatt” posts

Schlatt really knows how to rank our TikTok’s

4:34 gave the camera a fucking concussion

13:40 *P A I N*

Schlatt not knowing how a hydrolic press works is my new favourite thing.

Nice ranking you definitely did!

2:12 the mr.Hands kind

@Josh72769

Жыл бұрын

please no.

9:00 brother that's a car

I never understood what people like about these videos so much but some of this stuff is hilarious af, like the iPhone being scratched.

13:24 that must be a horse

12:40 the schlasm

@The_eggeiest_egg

5 ай бұрын

An orshlasm

i prefer the reaction videos where he's streamed it, the chat interactions add a lot more personality to the videos in my opinion

@thedesyncedcontroller7404

Жыл бұрын

yeah I feel the same, you don't get the same energy as when that guy ate the wasp nest anymore

@RottenK1tty

Жыл бұрын

Good for you?

@HuwMadd

Жыл бұрын

@@RottenK1tty wasn't a dig, just genuine feedback

@franklinmcLaughlin

Жыл бұрын

With context from a new chuckle sandwich podcast, he’s been trying to verify it’s his channel for a while, and he’s not been getting Adsense for it

@elliot_rat

3 ай бұрын

@@RottenK1tty redditor energy

More of this please

Schlatts streak in '99 makes the event 2 years later look like childs play

10:47 that guy has the cars in his closet

8:40 Paid like $7 - $10 an hour bb

8:20 it’s actually a piece of glass or something that’s nearly indestructible at the round, fat end. However, on the tail, it’s so fragile you literally tap it and it shatters.

I like how jambo is just living in his house rent free. So cute

7:01 based on his logic we should just have everything jumbled together, organization is overrated.

@BrilliantRipeMike

3 ай бұрын

ikr

not to mention, at 9:22 the guy who recorded the clip already had a phone, so there was no need for that dude to have so many.

That glass drop one was real video. It’s a weird thing, the bulb part is indestructible. But if you even tap the little tail, it explodes. It’s crazy.

10:51 was literally the machine i worked on for so long that was like a fuckign jumpscare to see the guillotine again

3:03 Bro escaped 💀🦆

@awoplol

Жыл бұрын

"and then he waddled away, waddle, waddle,"

@TheCrimsonTree

7 ай бұрын

Till the very next day

@PuroTheGoo

7 ай бұрын

Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum!

@matthewboire6843

6 ай бұрын

“Got any grapes?”

4:26 Paper seems to have a tendency to explode violently in hydraulic presses, this is like the third worst damage I’ve seen from it

@_________-____________________

7 ай бұрын

I'm scared to know the first worst

Rank schlatts your TikToks is one of my favourite series

Something hilarious about this was that right as he started to watch the toblerone get crushed, I grabbed one from my fridge

3:54 i literally was dying from laughter, i couldnt breathe

@GunterBagsYT

Ай бұрын

Poor Jolteon

3:12 another homeless guy?

@seprex5695

Жыл бұрын

or a twin tower

@PhantomX6062958

6 ай бұрын

Another queen?

@oll708

5 ай бұрын

'99

@johnrobertreyes2106

5 ай бұрын

Another?

I love it when Schclit uploads 🥰

8:50 my brother in christ that is a CAR