I like how Linkara just says one or two things per episode of Oney Plays, and mostly stays silent to let his friends be the stars of the show. He's a real swell guy.

@CinammonCynic

3 жыл бұрын

Deep lore

@lostgirlcrafter1545

3 жыл бұрын

Untill he pretends he thinks the oneyplays channel sucks to hide the fact he sits in silence and only speaks when given a shock in his collar at request

@neurohack9038

Жыл бұрын

@@lostgirlcrafter1545 never stop sending Lightbringer jokes to him until he resurrects the series

@ldmt1995

5 ай бұрын

I don't approve that the boys keep him chained to the sofa though.

@incognitoomen7898

3 ай бұрын

Truly the lightbringer

"This game sucks lets just open newgrounds" is becoming a nice trend on the channel

@groupxarabianrapsensations9424

3 жыл бұрын

I concur

@FuzzyS0X

3 жыл бұрын

Almost like they should just start with the newgrounds stuff.

@da_roachdogjr

3 жыл бұрын

​@@FuzzyS0X I like the contrast of a shitty, good looking new game, and then a good, shitty looking, old game.

@dancingdude32

3 жыл бұрын

29:12

@feverdreams17

3 жыл бұрын

i wanna see these hilarious losers play Friday Night Funkin'.

Finally, a game that lets you play as Tomar, who can also transform into Lyle.

@PALACIO254

3 жыл бұрын

A gamers paradise

@redcoinbandit

3 жыл бұрын

A fat guy’s paradise

@El_Omar2203

3 жыл бұрын

@@redcoinbandit In a fat man's world

@nannesoar

3 жыл бұрын

@@El_Omar2203 In a gamers world

@not_funni353

Жыл бұрын

​@@nannesoarin a scatman's world

“Jaxxi behold my true form”

@notmyrealname1999

3 жыл бұрын

The power of the Weremar

@madgoomba2509

3 жыл бұрын

This is what you get when you touch my spegei-tie.

@danielclark653

3 жыл бұрын

@@notmyrealname1999 werewolomar

@ultimatepredatorx2937

3 жыл бұрын

@@notmyrealname1999 so is it a human that turns into a tomar or tomar who turns into a werewolf?

@themigtyboosh

3 жыл бұрын

I can’t read that comment without hearing Chris’s strike victim Tomar impression.

The opening cutscene was like 90% of the budget.

@thanaGogical

3 жыл бұрын

"oh god oh fuck animation is so expensive i had no idea what am i gonna do"

"red isn't evil" is the best dyslexic parody of a game i've ever played

If Julian saw this game he would be foaming at the mouth.

@ZeldaCDI99

3 жыл бұрын

He'd be foaming at the ding dong

@BStellingwerf292

3 жыл бұрын

Frothing at the gash

@Dr_Yetiphilia

3 жыл бұрын

And then he would inflate and do the funny scream

@alphalax7747

3 жыл бұрын

Chris was channeling his inner Julian in this with how much he wanted to see the werewolf

@bowpow

3 жыл бұрын

I’m foaming for him don’t worry

My favorite part of Shindler's List is when the little girl in red turns into Tomar

@pintinkio2418

3 жыл бұрын

My favorite part is when lyle smokes a dude in the back of the head

@chili_dawg_6956

3 жыл бұрын

Oh :0

@Felix-dg9rt

3 жыл бұрын

My Favorite part is when Chris executes the female architect for telling him his building is gonna collapse

@BurningOutBass

3 жыл бұрын

I did nazi that part coming the first time I saw it, that's for sure

@Stinkydo0d

3 жыл бұрын

And then he shoots a bunch of Nazis for eating his spaghett-eye.

Lyles plan is to turn into a werewolf once he completes his ritualistic full body tribal tattoos

@AsecasJavi

3 жыл бұрын

He's a Cyclops tho

@Dan-vb7lz

3 жыл бұрын

@@AsecasJavi a cyclops werewolf, the most powerful of all werewolves

@AsecasJavi

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dan-vb7lz and the one with the highest death rates cause of malformations in their offspring...

@Dan-vb7lz

3 жыл бұрын

@@AsecasJavi it all goes towards the kill count

@reconboy0454

3 жыл бұрын

He turns into Abe from abes oddysey when he gets the tattoos

Tomar doesn't know how digitigrade legs work If only Julian were there to explain it to him

I laughed so immensely hard at "speed wolf and combat wolf"

@kittycatlolzable

3 жыл бұрын

inside of us there are two wolves...

@andyukmonkey

3 жыл бұрын

"Solid Wolf" made me crack up way more than it probably should have

@tokyotina

3 жыл бұрын

@@andyukmonkey I literally had to comment that myself! That solid wolf is probly the most greatest subtle joke ever.

@Ryu1ify

3 ай бұрын

Isn't that actually canon to World of Darkness, though?

Christopher "Chris" "Oney" O'Neil should play Sonic: Unleashed, the pinnacle of werewolf-like games.

@the8bitprince

3 жыл бұрын

Oof, that would be ... hard to watch

@wake_up_wake_up

3 жыл бұрын

Christopher “Chris” “chrysalis” “crystal meth” “chromes disease” “Oney” “oh nelly” “O’Neil”

@deathman2961

3 жыл бұрын

...i love unleashed tho

@g.u.959

3 жыл бұрын

If it’s the PS3/360 Version, they’re never going to finish it. Wii’s best in my opinion

@Aliens2Exist

3 жыл бұрын

hideo kojima is credited by making the first wolf-type game

22:34 Tomar's face when Jaxie burns his spagheteye.

@dancingdude32

3 жыл бұрын

I'm laughing so hard from this lol, ty

That "backwards knee" is the anatomical equivalent of a heel tomar

@geckoguy4141

3 жыл бұрын

Tomar ate all of his pets' heels so he has nothing to compare anatomy to anymore.

@spych0367

3 жыл бұрын

Of course a furry would know

@captaincapitalism9535

3 жыл бұрын

@@spych0367 As someone with an interest in anatomy, you have no idea how much furry shit pops up when you’re trying to study animals. There isn’t a filter for this shit, I am doomed to look at an endless sea of fursonas.

@clownymoosebean

3 жыл бұрын

It's called a hock.

@A_Black_Sheep94

3 жыл бұрын

@@captaincapitalism9535 I hope you're a taxidermist otherwise I am a bit worried that you're so intrested in animal anatomy..

5:25 I love how the guys designs fit perfectly into the game atmosphere, but at the same time they used FemaleHumanModel1 and FemaleHumanModel2 for those two girls lmfao

@GreenEyedDazzler

3 жыл бұрын

Come on he’s pretty generic too

@Edeinawc

3 жыл бұрын

Dude looks identical to McConaughey in Reign of Fire with that ridiculous jacket. It has to be based on him, even got the tats and all.

@ginogatash4030

3 жыл бұрын

@@GreenEyedDazzler yeah, but he doesn't look like a Unity asset at least.

@GreenEyedDazzler

3 жыл бұрын

@@ginogatash4030 that’s the bar for $40 games?

@GreenEyedDazzler

3 жыл бұрын

@shortythecat looks exactly like Francis from lfd

5:48 idk how the hell they didn't notice those npcs rotate to look at the other characters talking. It's so noticeable

@RacingSnails64

3 жыл бұрын

you're not supposed to notice it because you're supposed to slowly rotate towards the speaker as well. jokes aside that's hilarious.

tomar every night at 12am turns into a werewolf and debunks christianity in front of a fire place

@charlestheboy6953

3 жыл бұрын

While smoking a Gandalf pipe

@themigtyboosh

3 жыл бұрын

He records it for Pondering Llama

@armintor2826

3 жыл бұрын

Hes like that one werewolf in the well from season 1 of adventure time

@BIacklce

3 жыл бұрын

Subscribe to "TheFedoradWulf" for More epic religion takedowns

@drenchedinsyrupp6059

3 жыл бұрын

He turns into a pondering llama

Creating a game with a beautiful beginning cutscene and not much else is becoming a trend lately

‘red isn’t evil’ works as an alternative title for the scarlet letter

I've never seen this game before, and for some reason I was disappointed when Cahal just fuckin' deflates into his wolf form instead of a cool, bursting transformation sequence.

@Shift_Salt

3 жыл бұрын

The normal wolf is flaccid while the big wolf just seems like worse God of War.

@vivinova7362

3 жыл бұрын

skyrim had better werewolf transformations and that came out nearly 10 fuckin years ago

@dalentces2492

3 жыл бұрын

@@vivinova7362 I honestly expected this game to be some sort of forgotten indie action game from 2016 or something, not something made by the people who made styx master of shadows and call of cthulhu and released 2021 CDPR and now this, why is everyone trying to be bethesda?

@tenyokensekia8088

3 жыл бұрын

Now to be fair to the game, its to help the player more quickly transform for the sake of stealth. If it was a cooler transformation, it would likely take more time. Whereas this one is very quick and functional. At least, thats how I would rationalise it! Maybe I'm wrong, I dunno.

@gkkk2735

3 жыл бұрын

@@tenyokensekia8088 even if its for the sake of stealth , that animation could be wayyyyyy better

When the dude that looks eerily like Tomar turned directly into a regular wolf with no transformation, I burst into laughter.

That old lady is 100% Frieza's old school voice

@Vaksharules1999

3 жыл бұрын

@DP 91 Oh yeah, Hama!

@jesseking1403

3 жыл бұрын

As in it sounds like old school Frieza or is actually Frieza's voice actor?

@DogratDavis

3 жыл бұрын

@@jesseking1403 It's probably the same actor lol

@TheStrongNerd

3 жыл бұрын

@DP 91 also, linda young died

@A_Black_Sheep94

3 жыл бұрын

@DP 91 Didn't she quit voice acting because the Frieza voice hurt her throat so badly?

It's so wholesome hearing Chris complimenting the last guy's game, surely it must mean a lot to him now that he's been developping a game himself, that guy must have resonated with him really hard in that he's clearly put a lot of effort in giving the game lots of little details despite the limited resources he had to work with

"The worm is the funniest one." I agree, Ding Dong is funny.

10:15 I love their secret base. In plain view of the enemy factory, 100 feet away, with a giant spotlight on the entrance. Oh how will they ever find us? "Hey you know I can see inside your cave from my office window, right?"

The characters are literally buff black george washington, female witcher, pinky from oitnb, and of course u, team fortress guy, truly the multiracial werewolf avengers

@mrnom5763

3 жыл бұрын

The white harired man is white you color blind hose

Lets just get this right out of the gate. Yes if Tomar bites you you will be turned into a Weretomar giving you the ability to transform into a bold bearded man.

@RacingSnails64

3 жыл бұрын

I see no downside to contracting Tomarism

"He's got like two knees" Has Tomar never seen a dog before?

@javsandarts

3 жыл бұрын

Did you forget Tomar's iconic doge?

@ginogatash4030

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, the way they make the actual knees more human does make it look like the guy has 2 knees.

@spiwolf6998

3 жыл бұрын

@@javsandarts The one that got injected with tar?

@mixwidman5458

3 жыл бұрын

@@ginogatash4030 That’s his foot.

@ginogatash4030

3 жыл бұрын

@@mixwidman5458 I know, I said that it looked like the werewolves have 2 knees because the real knees have more human like defintion to them, while dog knees are much less defined than their heels, which almost look like inversed knees, so the combo of human knees and dog heels looks like 2 knees.

Schindler's List II: this time its personal.

@l.e.b.3541

3 жыл бұрын

Disney's, Schindler's list - episode 3 - they can fly now?!

@MoistDampRat

3 жыл бұрын

Shindlers List 2: Out of The Frying Pan

@A_Black_Sheep94

3 жыл бұрын

Shindlers List 4: 9/11?

@MoistDampRat

3 жыл бұрын

@@A_Black_Sheep94 I like to imagine the poster. It's presented as a question.

@stephanieexists

3 жыл бұрын

Schindler’s List 2: Electric Boogaloo

10:37 holy shit the balloon deflating got me so good. Well done. Edit: They also brought up hitman 3! Pllleeeeaaase play it with Zach on the channel ya just gotta, ya just gotta!

@PD_CĪPHĒR

3 жыл бұрын

please mr hadel play it with the boys oh goodie

@rockythesnailracechampion7144

3 жыл бұрын

Oh golly gee I really *REALLY* want Zachariah Hadel to play the game you requested! We've been ever so kind this year, we deserve a cute little prize!

@heggy_69

3 жыл бұрын

oh pleease oh PLEEEEASE play the silly bald killer game with hadelstein oh pleaase

This game came out in 2021 and looks like it was upscaled from PS2.

Okay how much did tomar actually pay these guys to make him the main character? Its actually tomar. This time it is him.

@AfferbeckBeats

3 жыл бұрын

He can't keep getting away with this!

@AKAdaJoker14

3 жыл бұрын

@@AfferbeckBeats I visualized Zach saying that

@r.e.z9428

3 жыл бұрын

Pay? More like he demanded and they obeyed.

Christopher should play Wexford's favorite game: Bionicle for PS2.

@heggy_69

3 жыл бұрын

They should play those gaelic games ps2 games

Still can't get over "I got that Buddha head" at 33:04

The left arm of Chris the right arm of Lyle and the head of tomar, he's truly the ultimate let's player!

All their let's plays turn into newgrounds browsing and I love it.

@thebreadbringer

3 ай бұрын

Is that a Nostalgia Critic profile picture?

that transformation sequence is literally an Animorphs cover

12:50 I have no idea why but Lyle's monotone "no" made me chuckle

Who in gods name thinks starting a game with all of that dialog is a good idea LOL

@Squeeble00

3 жыл бұрын

The french

@jogiff

3 ай бұрын

They also completely failed to explain some of the most basic elements of the very detailed and important backstory. It’s bizarre.

Ok but why wasn’t Lyle a werewolf cuz he even has the tribal tattoo

these are some scary werewillies

@clownymoosebean

3 жыл бұрын

wait til you see the werewonkas

11:46 "Okay, this game MIGHT be good" Chris's love for making the character "speak" overcomes every negative (Also again, a 'Chris makes the character speak' compilation would be nice)

Black man: *appears* Chris: “ew..”

@brandonandujar2289

3 жыл бұрын

Chris doesn't hate black people, he dresses as them for Halloween

funny that tomar mentions vampire the masquerade since both of these games share a universe

@Vesdus

3 жыл бұрын

Wait... Really?

@rawrdino7046

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vesdus yea the universe is call world of darkness

@Alastarsblade

3 жыл бұрын

I think that's why he brought it up. He seems pretty knowledgeable of tabletop stuff

you know, the game could've started with a young Cahal doing his first mission to run the tutorial, and then timeskipped straight to the bomb mission without even giving him a wife to kill off in the first place

5 minutes of intro to see the game look like this. I would have returned this so fast.

@slicedtopieces

3 жыл бұрын

Unless it's a well known title (Halo, COD, etc.), videos like that for games are more often a red flag than not.

This will be a fun game to play in 4 years woth your friends when it's $5 at gamestop and you're high off your rockers

I know this is supposed to be an official adaptation of a tabletop RPG But this genuinely feels like a bootleg indie game or some shit

@Shift_Salt

3 жыл бұрын

Wait really? Jesus.

@TheHawkeyeful

3 жыл бұрын

Yes it is and it feels like an indie game because the devs are a middle market studio. This wasn't made on a AAA budget.

@ginogatash4030

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheHawkeyeful certainly has the generic AAA action game formula though.

@Alastarsblade

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shift_Salt yes this and Vampire the Masquerade are both apart of the same line of Tabletop games called the World of Darkness, Tomar i think mentions this in the video very quickly

*scoots slightly closer to you* “Erm... Hi... I think your tail is cute” *blushes*

@RasmusKudahl

3 жыл бұрын

"Thanks bro, that really means a lot to me that you noticed. I've been using a new conditioner. Go on, give it a touch"

@chilibiskit14

3 жыл бұрын

Cringerrrrr

@grimreminder5038

3 жыл бұрын

*raises bolter* The Crusade continues

I just want to point out - This is the Werewolf game we got almost 2 decades late, after the original got cancelled, and was planned to be a Action-RPG to coincide with Vampire the Masquerade: Redemption. And all the leaked footage/details of the game before cancellation showed it was shaping up to be about as good as the Soul Reaver games. God damn, what a disappointing consolation prize.

Cahal is a Megazord combination of the OneyPlays boys. Lyle and Chris are the arms, Zach and Cory are the legs, Adam is the body, and Tomar (being the alpha male sigma leader) is the head. Dingdong and Julian are the occasional Zords that come in only on special episodes so they can become cool swords and epic guns.

It's good to know that Epic Games still has the consumer in mind and only allows the best games onto their storefront.

@SamuelCatsy

3 жыл бұрын

They really invested their money wisely by making THIS an EGS exclusive.

Can’t believe this is real footage of tomar going full wolf rampage when his Uber eats gets delivered to a different house

I wish i could demand effects to be layered on things i say on the fly and Lyle would make it happen.

Tomar won't stop leaving me voicemails begging me to help him find the soul butterflies. It's almost 3 am, please just let me sleep

Tomar with the Metal Gear Rising reference "they sold their soul when they took that job".

Unrealistic. Tomar is a destroyer of worlds not a protector of nature.

@gentlemanpleasant7335

3 жыл бұрын

@Sanguinary Sacrificial Beast Of Knocked Teeth My father's legacy is something that I attempt to live up to everyday. I am glad to see that his name still means something.

@AbdefFable1

3 жыл бұрын

Times change, this was before he was consumed by the tomar emeralds

“ Hey Jaxxi , Admire my Furry form, isn’t it like totally epix my baby darling ? “

Why did Tomar open the video with 'basedbasedbased get me my super male vitality' and then howling at the ancient blood moon

The real werewolves were the friends we made along the wa-oooooo

@Shift_Salt

3 жыл бұрын

Monster Bath!

@AbdefFable1

3 жыл бұрын

He had a really bad crash~

Watching oney play with some big werewillies makes me jealous

@reconboy0454

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@cryothepunching-bag7917

3 жыл бұрын

@@reconboy0454 heyo person with good taste :3

So when they are in the menu, this game stole that riff from “alien weaponry” that song about the maori war. They used the begging riff and that’s it.

@dagenhart8571

3 жыл бұрын

They didnt steal it, that's the actual riff because they licensed their music, like they did for the trailer of the game.

I definitely want to see an animated version of the “well done tomar” bit and when Chris says that he buffers until he says “stop it” like he is a robot

7:06 I really wished they had commented on that old man's 8 pack.

"Hey look it's Tomar!" -literally everyone who saw the main character the second he came on screen

They blew the entire budget for this game on the trailer

Vampyr starts off literally the complete opposite fashion, total confusion, no information, hack and slash your way to safety and slowly realize vampiric powers. And that was a conversational rpg more than an action game.

The Moon itself is an actual Tomar Emerald that powers him whenever it is fully charged with Imdb Energy.

@Vesdus

3 жыл бұрын

Wow it all makes sense now

@mixwidman5458

3 жыл бұрын

They say there are 16-17 whole Tomar emeralds, almost all of which are located in Doctor Eggbotnik’s Spinball Puyo Machine. The last one got blown in half and turned around to look normal.

Finally a monster game where the main character isn't a vampire.

@OnePolishMoFo

3 жыл бұрын

Maneater was fun. One of the two games I've ever platinumed. The other is Bloodborne.

@okedoge

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he’s a vegan that’s way better

@PinkBunnyCorporation

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah its tomar

@kanjonojigoku8644

3 жыл бұрын

vampires are hot tho

@Eisenwulf666

3 жыл бұрын

Well, I mean, in the lore Werewolves actually hate vampires, they are abominable to them and creatures of the Wyrm. So the farthest thing from a vampire

"You can't be a vegan and a werewolf..." I wanna see a werewolf stalk someone without mentioning that they're a vegan.

9:17 chris and tomar trying to find the energy to play the game just gets me. this is why i watch oneyplays

Seeing tiny adults next to normal sized ones looks fucking hilarious.

Hardware and engines have come so far, and yet we still get games with worse animations than PS1 games. To be fair though I saw the screenshots of this game and immediately knew what it would be like. This is mostly what games on next gen consoles are currently like since very few AAA games have come out yet lol.

@puttilepuffie

3 жыл бұрын

Ps1 was a bit too far there 😂 Its more like a late ps2

@flashmozzg

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I get nostalgic about those B-tier games that are just generic and always look like a game from past-gen.

@chestersnapdragonmcphistic579

3 жыл бұрын

Finance technology has not kept pace with electronic technology.

@Eisenwulf666

3 жыл бұрын

You clearly don't remember ps1 games. If that were ps1 graphics we would be playing with realistic holograms now 😅 anyway we should excuse a game's graphics if the story is good. Didn't play this one yet, so maybe the story is shitty too

@Marci124

3 жыл бұрын

And AAA games are like Cyberpunk.

this game feels first party and like a unity asset flip at the same time

18:32 Wolves walk on their toes, meaning the heels lift of the ground, what Tomar is seeing as the "reverse knee" is its heels. It is called being digitigrade.

Lyle pausing for "that white haired... lady" to avoid saying "bitch" is proof that Monica's beatings work

Intro Cinematic: Wow! AAA Video Game! Actual Game: Oof....

🎵 I GOT THAT BUDDHA HEAD 🎵

"red isn't evil 4" lol I'm stealing that

wow what a dramatic shift in quality after that opening

My favorite thing is when Chris gets pissed at a game and just says fuck it and goes to new grounds.

would love to see them do juice galaxy

I've never been so disappointed for a game I've been waiting all my life for

So glad to see my favorite oney pals finally take on sonic unleashed

We need to find out what happened to SeditionGames. The world misses him.

Oh thank god for this. Was having a long day. Thanks boys.

Isnt the main menu music LITERALLY an Alien Weaponry song??? lmfaoooo

I actually couldn’t believe my eyes when the slightly buffer tattooed Tomar animorphed into a normal ass wolf with some leaf particle effects

This isn't a video game, it's actual footage of Tomar during his off time.

Cant believe we finally get to see tomars true form for ourselves

At this point it's not a question of if there's gonna be a "look that's Tomar" it's a question of when Also Cahal is an Irish name and it's not pronounced Caw-hall like the weird stock unity asset people say

@mranderson718

3 жыл бұрын

It’s also supposed to have a t in it

"Mission Wolf" is never going to get old for me.

This game reminds me of Hunter: The Reckoning that I played on GameCube years ago.

@Alastarsblade

3 жыл бұрын

They both take place in the same universe so I wouldn't be surprised if they took inspiration visually from earlier WoD games

Shoutout to the UI in this game being the exact same as the latest god of war UI

That last game reminds me of the fancy pants stick figure flash games, the way the wolf moves, including his animation when getting hit

Why does the old woman in the intro sound exactly like that wolf person from the god awful Zelda CDI game?

It is crazy how one of the Werewolves gets bit by a balloon and flies away to defeat an evil vampire.

@Shift_Salt

3 жыл бұрын

God I'm really missing Adventures of Chris rightnow.

Why does the main character in the opening cutscene look like Matthew McConaughey in Reign of Fire?

This is like one of those games that came out on the ps3, very few people actually played it and then forgot about it, it wasn't bad it was just forgetable

Wow i really love these longer form videos! Especially since they arnt uploading as often