Scared D Train
Комедия
Written, shot and edited in a single day for Sketch Cram at the UCB East theater in New York City. Sketch Cram is the second Saturday of every month at midnight. east.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view...
Writer: Matt Klinman
Director, editor: Adam Sacks
Starring: Jake Kalos, Siobhan Thompson, Julie Eubank, Megan Maes, Dan Mirk, Keith Bethea
Sound: James Leggero
Пікірлер: 2 300
d train : I'm scared operator: I have no control here
@gamingidoit3668
2 жыл бұрын
Yep
@legend_bgmrtoxicsucks9741
2 жыл бұрын
@@gamingidoit3668 yep
@user-xt7om2gj1e
4 ай бұрын
He’s mine
Aww. The poor thing. It's amazing how they actually managed to portray emotion with a subway train and make you feel sorry for it in the end. Awesome video.
@megafanwind2007
4 жыл бұрын
Yea
@trainsconfigure8016
4 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how does that make you feel sorry, they won't hurt him ffs if D train go for it
@megafanwind2007
4 жыл бұрын
@@trainsconfigure8016 you dont have heart
@trainsconfigure8016
4 жыл бұрын
@@megafanwind2007 you don't have brain
@megafanwind2007
4 жыл бұрын
@@trainsconfigure8016 THATS ONLY A TRAIN A GOOD FILM STOP BEING IDIOT
“You can’t talk to it that way, it’s not the Q train” lmaooo
@AutumnBosco
3 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but that's literally the perfect train to use in that sentence
@deividasverbickas6233
3 жыл бұрын
Hey don't treat the Q line that way
@villager0118
3 жыл бұрын
@@AutumnBosco fr
@mr.goodman7068
2 жыл бұрын
The Q train is suppose to get respect
@FlatEarthKiller
2 жыл бұрын
No, Q train is better then M train(HK)
I've never felt so much sadness and loneliness for a subway train... the train I take to school everyday... this is making me reconsider my view on the MTA
After the angry dude scared it away, the D train went on the N line.
@_nolan_nolan
4 жыл бұрын
err0r probably went to Brighton and told the B or Q to take it’s place
@tinaahmetaj7165
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@joelweisstuch4572
3 жыл бұрын
The N takes this route as well
@TepicneoriTFFBAS
3 жыл бұрын
Now I see why there’s no r68 D trains in the D line (Imao I don’t even went to nyc)
@jarisbenjamin6063
3 жыл бұрын
How Do Know The Train Went On The N Line
And the D train never came...
@heha9752
7 жыл бұрын
Brooklynite Bryon More like the R never came...
@trainbusesallstates9770
6 жыл бұрын
Brooklynite Bryon if there was a happy part 2..
@kuerpotino8401
4 жыл бұрын
R u from Brooklyn
@birdjudey4751
4 жыл бұрын
I think D is the dog train
@Drizzile2744
4 жыл бұрын
@@birdjudey4751 that's my idea
9 years of this video and it’s still an emotional masterpiece to this day
@alexjbgaming
Жыл бұрын
Ikr❤❤❤❤
@FinleyMarshall-yn5dm
Жыл бұрын
You mean 10 😂
@mtaunexpected8277
Жыл бұрын
@@FinleyMarshall-yn5dm I made that comment 7 months ago 😂
@FinleyMarshall-yn5dm
Жыл бұрын
Ok, it’s because the video was made 10 years ago
@tylerthesaint
Жыл бұрын
fr bro
1:21 "You can't talk to it that way it's not the Q train" The way I screamed
@sdmedia1323
3 жыл бұрын
Presumably the Q train gives you backchat.
@LocallyUnsmart
2 жыл бұрын
“How about you shut up or I’m leavin back to the yard!”
I feel bad for the d train
@crackstone4396
8 жыл бұрын
me too 😫🚇
@truckerinthehood2008
8 жыл бұрын
Me three
@mari02105
8 жыл бұрын
Me four 😢
@gunner-pm7jh
8 жыл бұрын
its ok
@VanCortlandtParkStudios2433
8 жыл бұрын
+Kristian B Me 1000000000 :(
I love how the train conductor is just sitting there
@jaydottt_transitfanner
3 жыл бұрын
Actually it's a conductor that scared not the train because the conductor is controlling the train
@toquelau5715
3 жыл бұрын
@@jaydottt_transitfanner the controller is just a puppet. the Train is the Brain.
@Vxllain
3 жыл бұрын
Actually, the conductor is the guy you see in the middle, usually pointing at a black and white sign. That indicates that the Train Operator/Motorman, or T/O for short, has correctly stopped at the station
@NASCARCHAT24
Жыл бұрын
@@Vxllain exactly
I love how they're treating the train like a scared dog
@nrw_quixcope
Жыл бұрын
(D)og.
Literally watched this years ago Literally 10 years later…. Anyone in 2023 still here?
@Clover12367
4 ай бұрын
Yep 👍👍👍 here in 2024
Oh, so this is why they’re so late all the time
@jaheim_theboss7167
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@tracycarifa5740
4 жыл бұрын
It’s not the trains fault it’s scared!
@kaengera7528
4 жыл бұрын
@@tracycarifa5740 The commuters are too scary!
@darkpisces8125
3 жыл бұрын
False information.
@Vxllain
3 жыл бұрын
the straphangers scared it off
I cried at the end poor D train I love u 😭😭😭
@tryithere
3 жыл бұрын
Keep it up and you'll be DQ'd.
This reminds me of the sad story of Henry.
@danielpedricothe2nd376
2 жыл бұрын
Sad story of r68
1:21 "You can't talk it that way it's not the Q train" Bro 💀that's my favorite train
Lmaooo " you cant talk to it like that, its not the Q train! " Well the Q gets no respect I see xDDD
@TheRailShooter
9 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@kameroncoleman9293
6 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOO
@harperchalfin8691
6 жыл бұрын
Steven Francis fuck you mean the R gets no respect at ALL, and it doesn’t deserve any respect either, the R is trash
@agr804
5 жыл бұрын
Trust me I live And was raised with the Q train it's not as good as you think and it gets boring very fast
@lescharles9
4 жыл бұрын
And it’s not the (N)(W) either❗️
This video had it all. Drama, intrigue, humor, heartbreak.
This video brings back memories lol
"You can't treat the D like that"..."Its not the Q train" lol best line poor d train
Everyone will be sad if the D train runs away
@RRAMTrainRailfanner
7 жыл бұрын
Yea Especially The Brown (M) Train Which It's Now Gone.
@alexanderfooy723
5 жыл бұрын
9 TRAIN BROWN M TRAIN V TRAIN 4 LIFE! 4 LIFE! The 9 and the V were worthless. Liked them, but they weren’t very important.
@bernihautzi1604
5 жыл бұрын
like a dog
@blue9multimediagroup
3 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderfooy723 says you. Not everyone shares your thoughts.
@alexanderfooy723
3 жыл бұрын
@@blue9multimediagroup How did we benefit from the alternative 1 and shorter F running local on a route that was already well served?
Legend says it switched tracks and no one noticed
@ronylouis0
5 жыл бұрын
Classic multiplatform prank
@alexanderfooy723
5 жыл бұрын
JM railfan/plays It became the F train.
@dukbcyes9651
3 жыл бұрын
You mean R train
@CityWhisperer
3 жыл бұрын
ronylouis lol
10yrs what have I missed!?
Almost 9 years later the shooting happened at this same exact station. I also remember when my classmate mentioned about watching this video at school since 4 grade I believe and found the video after finishing elementary school but never saw him again.
"Its not the Q line!"
@johnvelasco7049
7 жыл бұрын
is D line is express
@Bobby_Duku
7 жыл бұрын
John VELASCO DUH,
@kellyshara9042
4 жыл бұрын
No
@kellyshara9042
4 жыл бұрын
I am not going on the D
@randomperson4237
4 жыл бұрын
B Train: Ameturs
This is one of the best "short movies" I´ve ever seen. Your comedic storytelling and way of thinking "outside the box" is just unique as hell!
@FinleyMarshall-yn5dm
Жыл бұрын
It really is amazing
D Train: Pulls back out Of the station. N Train behind it: What on earth are you doing?
@CoolTransport
3 жыл бұрын
well hello
@2train297
3 жыл бұрын
N train doesn't go via the 6th av line u dummy
@KongDavidNow
3 жыл бұрын
@@2train297 this station is in Brooklyn most likely 36 st on the 4th Ave line. Guess which train is on the 4th Ave line? The D AND N
@2train297
3 жыл бұрын
@@KongDavidNow true xd.
@2train297
3 жыл бұрын
@@KongDavidNow so sorry
absolutely loved this
So this is why there're always delays.
You can't treat the D like that.. It is not the Q train... What the hell lol
@TeamBrooklyn1000
9 жыл бұрын
Ludwig von Koopa funny video. Man i do miss the NYC trains
@RaphTheUnknown
9 жыл бұрын
Lol
@gunner-pm7jh
8 жыл бұрын
+Ludwig von Koopa so the Q train is like what more stronger?
@user-fj6so62ypa
7 жыл бұрын
Even after it goes via 2nd av
@Gamer_Horse
7 жыл бұрын
Avenue Q!
I used to watch this religiously in the 8th grade. I don’t know what my obsession was with this video but there was something about it that I just loved
This was honestly amazing!
I'm glad this was in my recommendations. Jesus Christ, the comments are great too 😂💀
@sahikajabeen3957
4 жыл бұрын
You can get the best deal on
@libinwang6676
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆
@dogman8287
3 жыл бұрын
@@sahikajabeen3957 on what?
D train, I know you scared but it's ok, everything gonna be alright and you're so sweet and you're my sweet little train.💙💙💙💙💙💙
@Bobby_Duku
7 жыл бұрын
The D train is complete trash
@borkmaster2726
5 жыл бұрын
Lamar P Naw. The D train is pretty good.
@alexanderfooy723
5 жыл бұрын
Gamer Girl KarinaOMG Gamer boy ronaldOMG The B is the best
@tracycarifa5740
4 жыл бұрын
Lamar P no it’s not!
@jacobrodrigueztx
4 жыл бұрын
@@Bobby_Duku idiot
People: Please Don't Kill Us! Train: I'm Not Going To Hurt You.
@transportfanaussie
2 жыл бұрын
🙄🙄🙄 worst comment ever
@spl8267
6 ай бұрын
It is actually the other way around.
@spl8267
6 ай бұрын
@@transportfanaussie nah
@transportfanaussie
6 ай бұрын
@@spl8267 hey, uhh, my comment was 2 years ago. Not saying you were late replying, I used to think this was the "worst comment" ever but now I think its normal.
Why do i feel bad for the D train
1:40 poor train 😢😭
@trainbusesallstates9770
6 жыл бұрын
Derick Castro i think i wish there was a happy part 2
@nasirgoldbourne47
4 жыл бұрын
Hit me hard
@tracycarifa5740
4 жыл бұрын
Train Buses All States same!
@megafanwind2007
4 жыл бұрын
I cried
@JTTTransportes01
3 жыл бұрын
@@trainbusesallstates9770 and have a part 2?
1:17 "C'mon man can't treat the D like that". XD
@megafanwind2007
4 жыл бұрын
Oh yea
@juanexistente
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
Unfortunately this is the same subway station of the mass shooting. Praying for all those hurt, injured, or traumatized, new yorkers didn't deserve this
I remember crying about this video when I was 8😭 It was so sad!!
That's these new trains for ya. They are scared. Now the old trains weren't scared of anyone or anything. .They would boldly pull in to any station., They kicked ass. If you messed with them they would yank you on the rails and run you over... LOL.
@FordEscape12345678
7 жыл бұрын
HimJimRimDim, That's an old fashioned train
@alexandrucapatinaac
6 жыл бұрын
HimJimRimDim a
@ShubSho
6 жыл бұрын
In NYC the (Q) is the bully
@qcbeast478
6 жыл бұрын
The r32 would run over your ass over if you play on the platform and if you stick your head in the way.
@charlyl9252
5 жыл бұрын
HimJimRimDim um R68s are from 1986 (old) and R68As are 1988 (old)
"Don't worry I'm just an unemployed guy that's reading a book." *Drops Book* *Train backups* X)
1:34 the d train slowly going away got me lol
Legend has it that the D train does not run on its own line anymore, it now goes with his cousin the N
The D said says to the N. Let's Go back to Coney Island and hang out with our friends B and Q on the Brighton and let them watch the R reject them. Let them enjoy the crowded R Train!! Poor D Train and the N behind it sweating bullets!!
The train is being really cute, do another one please
@officialfirewander1838
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah it so cute
@luisserna7985
3 жыл бұрын
scared M train
@blackopscw7913
3 жыл бұрын
They should do one where it's not scared
@hellcat9405
3 жыл бұрын
No make scared D train good ending
@blackopscw7913
3 жыл бұрын
@@hellcat9405 The D train is helped by the M train at coney island stillwell Ave.
Imagine the D train haunting you in your sleep.
was waiting for someone to push the bad fella onto the tracks and the D train to eat him lol.
This video reminds me back in the late 70's when I was waiting at the train station with my mother and grandmother waiting for the double RR train to arrive and when the train was coming it stopped in the middle of the tunnel and wasn't coming to the station. I told my grandmother why did the train stop in the tunnel? Is the train on it's coffee brake? I actually thought the train itself was drinking coffee. Not the driver but the train itself. After 15 or so minutes the train came to the station. And I was actually talking to the train on why it was taking it's coffee brake and not coming to the station. I was only 4 or 5 years old at the time I think. It's nice to still remember stuff that I did from such very long time ago. So I wanna thank you for posting this video because it brought back a lot of memories for me from when I was a little kid in those days :)
@heha9752
7 жыл бұрын
Jay Lookie I wish I lived in NYC in the late 70s
@borkmaster2726
5 жыл бұрын
But I do wonder what the commuters were thinking about you.
@eagbplayz851
5 жыл бұрын
And I was born 2 years after the R160 was born so what is the RR?
@TheFoodieCutie
5 жыл бұрын
@George Frey nyc was very dangerous back then.
@thekingdomofhearts6152
5 жыл бұрын
Don't worry. The train was from Sordor. So it was alive :)
lol how did they manage to make a subway train so adorable.
Just randomly stepped into this... Masterpiece !
I gotta say well done this is very funny sketch and cute at the same time people encouraging the D train to not be scared. For a second thought I thought this is going to be a jump scare at first or that D train will jump at the bully. He just a D train that is scared. Great job
I felt so sorry for the R68 D train,it got scared out of the station
@vxrtex6460
3 жыл бұрын
It actually went on the f line
Aww, so cute D train
Omgoodnes this is so funny! Who ever came up with this was a genius
"You cant treat the "D" like that!" Lmao
And something is telling me...No...My heart is telling me that the (D) is afraid of being trolled by the (R).
The new subway trains need a lot of preparation. The older trains would just zoom in full speed and immediately stop at the end. This poor little train must’ve been too shy. 😂
@Boss-jg3sl
4 жыл бұрын
David Nissim as
@elosotemuygrandote8354
4 жыл бұрын
sorry to say it but this train is kinda old lol
@Vxllain
3 жыл бұрын
Sorry to break it to you but the R68, the car type that runs on the D, has been around since the late 1980's, when Ronald Reagan was president.
@blue9multimediagroup
3 жыл бұрын
1988 ain't exactly new LoL
Other ppl:D train is here! Me:Time to sing your ABCs
Legend has it those riders are still waiting for the D train to this day
I feel bad for the d train maybe it only likes good people and not bad people
D was like, "[subway noises] uh...... hi guys..... uuuuuuuuuuuuh I'm just gonna back up...." people: "come on!!!!!!"
I absolutely love this - thank god it’s on my recommended
The metro acts like a dog aww thats soo cute 🥹
Don't treat it that way, It's not the Q train lol I love it
I love the D train. Always there at 36th street, waiting for me to get off the R train and head over to it. Always there to take me directly to Atlantic Avenue without making a stop at any of those local stations. Although you usually lose to a race against the R, you are still a lot more reliable and on time. I love it when you pass an R train stopped at 9th street while I’m onboard to see it.
@danielpedricothe2nd376
2 жыл бұрын
D Train You Are A Really Useful Train Unlike That godamn R
very well done! I love it
You've just earned a subscriber. Ripping performance!
Awww That baby d train is so cute and i think think I should take good care of it💜💖💜💖😍😃😍😃
@tyresepascal2835
7 жыл бұрын
Artace Mark k
@borkmaster2726
5 жыл бұрын
Did you just call a train a baby?
@matthewhernandez8342
5 жыл бұрын
Would you massage the D to make it excited? It goes super Express when you rub it the right way
@r62aguy85
4 жыл бұрын
Artace Mark run in front of the d train and the d train will be taking care of you at 54 mph express
@wagonmasher2008
4 жыл бұрын
bruh
I like the (D) Train... (Sniff)
@eagbplayz851
5 жыл бұрын
And I have the crush on the N train and my bffs are the E and Q train
Well done! Can’t believe I missed this one!
I've watched this once almost every year since like 2017
i just discovered this channel that hasnt been active for three years but every single video is brilliant i miss old youtube
“You can’t treat the D like that”
@alstom6k
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
3 жыл бұрын
It's not the Q train
@ES44AC_900
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
"You can't talk to him like that it's not the Q train." Um excuse me what????
Best thing I’ve seen all day
announcement: the next coney island bound (D) train will arrive... *train backs up* announcement: (D) (N) (R) and (W) trains are delayd everybody: FUCKK
@danielpedricothe2nd376
2 жыл бұрын
R160 : OH NO
Video well done! Typical subway trains don’t have this type behavior but it rarely comes and goes, the A or 7 train is probably your best bet.
This is amazing
I suddenly remember one episode from Thomas the locomotive.. In that ep a new train, proud of its youth (still bright colours), was scared to move away from under a bridge because the rain could harm it.. And he developed more fear over time while staying there. Remember, it's a kids show.. What did the humans do? They weren't nice, they honestly immured / walled it in under that bridge and the episode ends there. With a sentence similar to "if he doesn't wanna listen, he has to feel." just that they never showed enough empathy. For real, what should children even learn from that? "Obey us elders"? ... This video may seems strange at first, but it has such deep meaning gathered in a humorous way, in only 2 minutes- truly good job.
Definitely one of the funniest things i have seen transit related. 10/10.
“You can’t treat the D train like that” it not the Q train”😂 why u gotta do the Q like that
@Lemonadee10
3 жыл бұрын
woah didn’t know u actually commented in this
@gib6252
3 жыл бұрын
@@Lemonadee10 lol u brought me back to comment from a year ago
@CoolTransport
3 жыл бұрын
hi
@milk3880
3 жыл бұрын
@@CoolTransport hi dude
@milk3880
3 жыл бұрын
hey gibre
So sad great video thanks for uploading this video i know this train is scared at the end its so sad😢😢😢
Great Parody. I feel like Sunday night waiting for the train in Atlanta.
Lolz it's so cute awwww
LOL She said the (2) would never behave like this.
@RRAMTrainRailfanner
7 жыл бұрын
+ The Super Subway Bros. The R32s Would've Not Behave Like @ All.
@heha9752
7 жыл бұрын
The Super Subway Bros. She said the Tube. Which is the subway in London 🤣
@heha9752
7 жыл бұрын
The Super Subway Bros. The 2 wouldn't behave like this tho 🤣
@RAProductions-jl5dz
6 жыл бұрын
The Super Subway Bros. Bruu
@henrymanzano9168
4 жыл бұрын
Mannnnn,the 2 don't give a fuck.....😄
I'll be honest. That D train was acting pretty cute.
😂😂😂😂 I love this so much !
This is legit how I see Trains them having different personalities
That train looks so cute ☺️🍭
This is the most cutest video
This Is Toooo Cute.. 🤣🤣🤣 Loved It
awwww! cute train
@tyresepascal2835
7 жыл бұрын
Shashwat Tiwari. ikr 😍
This was in my recommended list and then I juat decided to watch it. its pretty funny!
How cute 🥺❤️
legend goes they are still trying to catch the train to this day
1:22 lol she said it is not the Q train,people hate Q trains i guess? XD
@Gamer_Horse
8 жыл бұрын
Racism xD
@gunner-pm7jh
7 жыл бұрын
maybe the Q train is a badass and its not affraid of anything
@tryithere
7 жыл бұрын
You should see what happens when they get 4 of the Q trains together, they can really 4 Q up.
@gunner-pm7jh
7 жыл бұрын
oh ok
@VictoriaInahuazo
7 жыл бұрын
tryithere 😂 lol
I love how the outro song is D minor
Legend says that the D train was never seen again
KZread lets recommend this 7 years later Me: Why just why
@SpandauJerry
3 жыл бұрын
Right, however it's timeless. 😘
@ondrejsedlak4935
3 жыл бұрын
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@dogman8287
3 жыл бұрын
@@ondrejsedlak4935 uhhhhhh....I don't even know what to say to that
@ondrejsedlak4935
3 жыл бұрын
@@dogman8287 Anything you like effendi