"I clean my computer once a month with a cloth." Bravo !

"I always use my monitor when I use my computer." LMFAO You sir, are a true hero and keep it up please!

@ScorpioNick

5 жыл бұрын

I always enjoy seeing comments which point out certain funny moments, because it's been so long since I've done this, I've forgotten a lot of them! Thanks, and sorry but yes I did stop a while ago, just not enough time anymore.

"It protects the system from the Administrator?" "Yah" "Oh that's good"

Good idea: You should get the flies to eat the Mouse cursor, which resets it to the bottom left corner or sth. that way he would have to avoid them like a mini game. Would be funny to see

@ScorpioNick

6 жыл бұрын

That _would_ be funny indeed, but sadly beyond my abilities. I've never been a great programmer.

I also love the ambiguity in their answers. Hackers “might” be using to “possibly” steal your informations

You had me laughing aloud when you said "Oh no, the egg-laying process has started". The scammer is totally oblivious to it all.

@ScorpioNick

7 жыл бұрын

At a certain point during all this, I realised I could get away with a _lot_. I should have gone even further, looking back on it, but I'm always trying to tread a fine line between keeping them on the line and being absurd.

@zanesmit8478

6 жыл бұрын

straight up you could have told this guy you were actually homeless without a computer and he'd probably still try hacking your computer. this guy is a dumbass

@zanesmit8478

6 жыл бұрын

i think there needs to be more flies also

@jigishashah8642

6 жыл бұрын

kaybikerow tables

@Bisqwit

4 жыл бұрын

Are you sure the flies were actually captured in the remote-desktop footage, and were not just rendered locally?

It amazes me how little they mention the flies on the whole

@maplesplaybot42

6 жыл бұрын

The Indian PCs were probably covered in real flies, so that's why they barely noticed!!! LOL

@dlaroc

6 жыл бұрын

maples playbot That's what I was thinking lmao

@corywebb5537

5 жыл бұрын

Well, they're probably used to flies being all over them LOL

I lost it when he asked if he could choose how the hackers would be assassinated.

Every time they blow/breathe directly into their microphones I get a little closer to pulling all my hair out. Kudos to you for keeping your calm! I also hate how often they dodge or just completely ignore your questions; they should read 'each and everything' on their scamming script before answering the phone... totally unprofessional :P

@ScorpioNick

6 жыл бұрын

Ah, there were quite a few far worse than this one with the heavy breathing and dodging. Professionalism was definitely _not_ something they exhibited. Some were downright goofy, even rude.

I love it how you stayed completely respectful and not swearing or patronising and even though he was a scammer you showed him human dignity which is hard for most this shows you have wisdom and great intelligence. I subbed and liked

@ScorpioNick

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks for saying so - I tried to do that as much as possible with the calls. I remember most of the other channels were just swearing and/or being far too smug at the time. I preferred this way, and it had the nice side effect of helping make this channel a bit unique.

"Whenever you/user click any of the aberteasements, these kind of... (looks for where he was up to in the script) kind of infection get access to your computer" *Proceeds to click aberteasement* 10/10 tech support mate!

@ScorpioNick

7 жыл бұрын

I _love_ the word 'aberteasements'. Maybe it's just me though. And 'compita'.

@Quickies911

7 жыл бұрын

broken English is best English

@ScorpioNick

7 жыл бұрын

It's golden with them, because once you've heard them say a word strangely, you know you can do it too and they won't notice. 'Keyboad' is another.

@Lanadra

7 жыл бұрын

Or dextop, I still chuckle every time I hear you casually say that it's a dextop that you're using.

@JustaMomnFamily

6 жыл бұрын

ScorpioNick no its me too ..lol

Yet again I find myself surprised how amazingly this kind of scambaiting managed to calm me down after a stressful evening. This chill attitude of yours (at least 20 minutes into the video) is sort of contagious. I aspire to achieve such zen on my own, especially while dealing with supposedly annoying situations (like: calling scammers).

I’m not a computer geek but love the idea of sending a bug for hacking my info should be taught in school

Time flies when your having fun : )

@ScorpioNick

7 жыл бұрын

I really _really_ hope that was a pun. If so, nice one!

@qqqvid

7 жыл бұрын

It was and thankyou : )

@suzycreamcheesez4371

6 жыл бұрын

you're GN

damn you, watched a bunch of these this morning and now I might be late for work. loving the flies, remind me of.... bugs back in the DOS days :) I really should get my VMS back up and get the screen into my calls.

@ScorpioNick

7 жыл бұрын

Good old DOS. Brings back fond memories. Please don't be getting yourself late to work from these though! Better after work perhaps ;-)

@curtiskulppi

6 жыл бұрын

Hahhahahah I work at 2 and it's now 1:53 I can't stop these are to much

@lauraArual

6 жыл бұрын

Always ready for your calls.. lol I was almost late for work watching as well😂

@johannevinet5083

6 жыл бұрын

Always ready for your calls.. R

Funny because frontline is the name of a flea treatment for cats. So it removes parasites in one instance, but becomes the parasite in scammers...

@ScorpioNick

7 жыл бұрын

We have Frontline here too, I just tend not to think of that during these calls (but I should).

These videos are like sweets. You just keep fucking eating (watching) them...

I lost it at "Oh no the egg laying process has started" F'ing awesome.

@ScorpioNick

7 жыл бұрын

I try to get away with whatever I can, and this guy handed me the moon.

Best question asked: "How do the technicians' methods work when it comes to the assassination process?"

@ScorpioNick

5 жыл бұрын

I had way too much fun with him once I realised he really wasn't paying attention.

@nejibsidimed9220

5 жыл бұрын

"don't worried about it" 😂😂😂

Love your adverteesment that's not picked up on, stuff them good for all of us, thanks.

@ScorpioNick

5 жыл бұрын

Yep, aberteasements aren't always bad.

He wasn't paying attention to your questions at the end, he was fixated on getting your money "his only goal" You have the patience of Joab and I guess I do too , to listen to a very long video but I enjoys everyone of them. Thanks Nick. FC

@ScorpioNick

7 жыл бұрын

He was none too bright to begin with, but I never know how stupid they are until well into the call, it's a gradual psychological 'feeling them out' thing. The call wasn't so bad, the editing took much longer just to get it that 'short' for human consumption (I had to walk away from the computer for the rest of the day). I'm glad you enjoy them Faye!

These videos are really funny, you have earned a sub from me. Definitely an under rated channel.

@ScorpioNick

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks - I had a great time making them! Well, mostly; there were a few which weren't my finest moments, but they still went up anyway.

You: Lots of things are crashing... Scammer: Yeah.. hmh.. (we're not here to fix that.. give me your money)

@ScorpioNick

6 жыл бұрын

Correct! They specialise in 'fixing' (adjusting) bank balances only.

lol my cat keeps on attacking my computer screen because of the flies! XD

@LaRedPDX

6 жыл бұрын

Lol 😝 🐱 ❤️

@RJ9mech

5 жыл бұрын

🤣

I clean the computer about once a month with a cloth..... I dont really touch the network much to be honest with you.... I just don't do it..... TOO FUNNY! LOL

"You're doing great Daniel..." Even to the bitter end he still tries to process that card...

I laughed with each and every new fly that showed up. Question...at one point it sounded like the scammer was blowing air onto the screen when he was handed over the job.

Lovely delivery...the deadpan on the egg-laying comment. Very nice. Cheers!

@ScorpioNick

6 жыл бұрын

Glad you enjoyed! I always preferred them playing the disgruntled role.

Well done 👏👏👏🍺🍺 Loved the one liners, he was oblivious to it all.

Something about the way scammers laugh annoys me on an almost atomic level.

@ScorpioNick

7 жыл бұрын

For me it depends. Sometimes I'm ok with it, other times...agreed. 90% of the time it irritates.

@dawnmoser7517

6 жыл бұрын

It's like there laughing cuz they know there government isn't gonna do shit to them,but watch out mofos we got Jim !!!😎😀

@doreen6659

Жыл бұрын

I get annoyed when they lie, or hang up on me! Maybe when I say stop calling me Sir, or where are you located! :p

tech name daniel bryan?! obviously the scammer watches wrestling

@ScorpioNick

7 жыл бұрын

Strange. I thought they had dreams and aspirations of being technicians. I didn't recognise the name. It's nice to have viewers to point these things out.

@hironyx

7 жыл бұрын

well if they are located in india, then it is not surprising. WWE is pretty popular in india.

+ScorpioNick Your demeanor over the course of these calls is awesome. Great VM too! Definitely under-rated.

@ScorpioNick

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks Mike; staying relaxed with them was probably the greatest challenge! Building the VM up over time, patching up little things, was satisfying.

Average cost of a "decently skilled" guy in India is $20/hour to $25/hour. Figure in cost of facility, computer, internet connection, etc. you run about $35/hour. You wasted $70 of their time. If there are enough people out there capable of keeping them on this long, you can easily cost the scammers a decent amount of money. Plus figure in time if people actually reverse the process as seen in other videos. Great job.

@eschelar

5 жыл бұрын

Naw man, you're overpaying. $10/hr gets a decent coder if you know where to look.

I watched every bit of this and it was worth the time.

@ScorpioNick

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks - glad you enjoyed it!

I love your patience and wittiness!

@ScorpioNick

6 жыл бұрын

Thank you. Little point getting upset with them over the phone - I always tried to avoid that.

@nadyulife

6 жыл бұрын

ScorpioNick yeah, I can imagine it would end too quickly.

@ScorpioNick

6 жыл бұрын

It's also far less satisfying; I'd rather let them become angry if it comes to that. Also I saw too many other channels doing this who merely yelled/swore at them (which I quickly got bored of).

I love the flies! I also like the fact that "Daniel" ignored the flies and stoically kept talking until 48:07. Keep it up man!

@ScorpioNick

6 жыл бұрын

Yep the flies became something of a trademark for me, and I decided to really let them out of their virtual nest in this one for some reason. I think because of how much lunacy he was letting me get away with unchecked.

@yp4577

6 жыл бұрын

ScorpioNick maybe it's because he is used to having (actual) flies walk all over his screen, which then puts his working conditions in question. He will have to take that up with the phone scammers union. Seriously though, thanks for the laughs and please, do keep your trademark ;)

I'm always curious to see what lines they come up with at the end of their cmd "scan". You can just hear the guy typing 🤣🤣🤣

I feel this needs the steptoe and son theme towards the end. Well played sir.

The flies didn't tip him off, it seems....

@sandmanbub

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they didn't bug him either.

I love this guy! No uploads recently... Please tell me all is well! ?

@ScorpioNick

6 жыл бұрын

All is well. Just that the year got insanely busy, and apparently the scambaiting scene has become almost impossible. Thanks for the concern though : )

I wish you could have the flies after a while start attacking the mouse cursor, and swarming to it. Creating a giant blur so you cannot see where you are on the screen.

By making your viewers want to swat those flies you have probably ruined more computers than most scammers.

@ScorpioNick

7 жыл бұрын

If someone's that naive to smash their own computers over an illusion of flies on a screen, perhaps the expensive lesson was the least of their worries; had the flies been real, the damage would have been no different.

Thanks for playing Daniel. Haha too funny he had no clue

@ScorpioNick

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah sometimes ignorance _is_ bliss!

For $499, you should be able to select the method of hacker assignation...my choice would be by predator drone, it’s quite common in Yemen.

missed opportunity to call the flies 'computer bugs'

52:38 > copy-pastes *SENT* on the topmost page > *PASTES* *SENT* *IN* *THE* *SIGNATURE* *AS* *WELL*

You made me swat a fly on my monitor. I would love to know that you could infect their computer.

Loved the video, not to mention the flies (bees). Daniel had the patience of Jobe, as did you lol. He didn't syskey you ??? I truly found that astounding (good). I am guessing at the end he got angry at you and swore in hindi ???? or he was just pissed at missing a sale???? Again good work.

@ScorpioNick

7 жыл бұрын

Long one, but I had a blast doing it. A nice change from the on edge, suspicious guys (they used to pretty much _all_ be like this!). Nah, no syskey, nor Hindi swearing. But.....wait for the next one ;-) I just hope it's not taken down due to a copyright strike. He hung up, but we continued anyway - I put some nice music in there to add to the entertainment (it's a good song, and I've put credits/label info in the description). If it's taken down I'll (sadly) cut the music out.

Behind every "one quick moment" there lies trouble

Good stuff Nick. Well done. Can you tell me what programme you use to record monitor live please?

@ScorpioNick

6 жыл бұрын

OBS, and sorry for the late reply - just saw this one!

"What sort of methods does the technician use to assassinate the hackers?" Really? xD

@ScorpioNick

7 жыл бұрын

I couldn't help it. It was too good to pass up!

"I could only hope for a slow and painful death..." NICE!!! LOL

@ScorpioNick

5 жыл бұрын

I said that? Haha well, I must have been displaying a very dry, dark sense of humour that day indeed.

@bigpappahemi4263

5 жыл бұрын

It's cool brother. I hope they have a slow and painful death as well! There is no excuse for stealing from and screwing over innocent people. They will get what the deserve sooner or later.

"Congratulations! You have reached Network security expert level 3.. You can now scam old ladies"

Executive hacker assassinations lol

When does it get good? I don't want to spend an hour catching ear cancer from India.

Flies on the screen and shit flies on the phone, that's real bad

You doing great Daniel! :))))

Great! Wonder how may people recognize the "Beelzebub" reference. Exorcist 3, I think.(?)

@nadir8414

4 жыл бұрын

In Germany we call naughty boys belzebub (bub=boy) so I wondered why he's using a German word in the title. However, I googled it and now actually know where it comes from ;)

My m8 had a virus that made a duck quack noise with every key stroke on his key board he had to reformat to get rid of it in the end, and my son had a virus that played very loudly " im watching gay porn " when opening his emails but he fixed it eventually lol very annoying but funny

@ScorpioNick

6 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised those kinds of viruses are still around - that's how they used to be in the 80s and 90s, instead of pure malice and money/identity theft.

@filmguymike

5 жыл бұрын

That is too funny

It would be much more interesting if you were to use more "narration captions" maybe describing what youve done on your side, and what the scamer is doing or trying to do in more detail. I watched because it was interesting to learn how this all works. For instance the "weird thing" you noticed about the list of "hackers" and like the fly.. maybe what that program is and how and why you used it.. I enjoyed your tone and manner through the whole thing.

@ScorpioNick

5 жыл бұрын

I'm glad you enjoyed it. I made about 90 of these if I remember correctly, and annotating every detail of each would have been extremely time consuming - and rather repetitive/redundant for those who were watching them as they were released, since most of them followed basically the same formula.

54:40 CAN YOU TELL ME HOW YOU STOP THESE FLIES?!!

Great video!!! Can you hit this guy again? Give him a fly or two, this guy really needs to get a fly catcher!! Great video! Bob

Love it,"your doing great Daniel" lmao in Chicago,great job!!!!

@ScorpioNick

6 жыл бұрын

I must have felt the little guy needed encouragement! And thanks.

for the "NETWORK HACKED.... " message at 6:28, did you (1) somehow edit what the dir command does? (2) Use a macro to "Crt + C", type/paste message, then another Ctrl + C" or (3) other? Just curious how you got it to show so fast without it saying its an unrecognized command.

@ScorpioNick

6 жыл бұрын

Actually, that's something he did. It's part of their technique. I did other things like batch files and my own popups though.

Brilliant! I would love to do this stuff!

@ScorpioNick

6 жыл бұрын

It was definitely a lot of fun!

Finding these " busted scammer vids" tonight and I feel like I am watching real techno/ cyber war between the Good and Evil! God Bless all you Scam busters!

@ScorpioNick

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks, they were quite a bit of fun!

@reazon2bangie

6 жыл бұрын

ScorpioNick You are a Warrior!!!! Thank You!! I dont have a working computer I use my phone... but there are very simple trusting people all over the world that NEED you and others dedicated to Stopping Scammers! I am serious God Bless You!!

could we please have a link to that fly thing

Everything went black ... and my clocked moved??? Best part

@ScorpioNick

6 жыл бұрын

Spooky stuff!

he will become the Indian version of the fly!!

How do you forward dialogue boxes and such to the virtual machine without alerting the "techneeshuns?"

@ScorpioNick

7 жыл бұрын

I use a RAT.

@Nismo11

7 жыл бұрын

Alright, thanks. :D

What are the foreign addresses?

A protection program that will delete ALL the hackers? Well hell, sign me up!

Would there be any mileage in using the Windows Host file to redirect the web payment form pages to somewhere really annoying?

@ScorpioNick

5 жыл бұрын

If you knew ahead of time where they were going to send you, yes. I made google.com lead somewhere else for a while.

@LeeRaldar

5 жыл бұрын

@@ScorpioNick @ Nice. The -bees- flies were a touch of genius by the way I could not stop laughing at the way the guy kept ignoring them.

@ScorpioNick

5 жыл бұрын

I loved them too - they were pretty much a trademark in my videos. Reactions varied but mostly they tried to pretend that they didn't notice.

28:48 "let me tell you I can`t spell benefit" (benifit, this is when my uncle has a seizure)

all these aberteasements are quite obtrusive and intrusive. LMFAO these videos have literally made my day. also they have deleted my day.

@ScorpioNick

6 жыл бұрын

Well...maybe they replaced your day. 'Aberteasements' is probably the funniest word I heard out of them, even though I know it's just a case of them butchering a real word via accent/ignorance.

@jakebranson792

6 жыл бұрын

i feel like you could say "oh ive gotten pudding on my left foot stump trying to bathe out all that turtle fire just now hold on ill go get my shovel and the toaster knobs" and the response would be "yes dont you worry about that i will be happy to assist you... blah blah blah" its crazy how very very little he is even caring about your actual responses unless they move him closer to getting your valuable info. youre a beast. this may be my new favorite channel.

@ScorpioNick

6 жыл бұрын

Well thank you for saying so; I did have a lot of fun most of the time seeing what I could do in terms of the absurd. At first, it was hard not to be outraged by their ridiculous claims. With time, the challenge was more in reading the type of personality I was dealing with and how to proceed. Certainly not all of the videos were good, but there are quite a few - hopefully you get a few more laughs out of them!

These guys are so focused to get your money that if you ask things or just talking during transition of your so called payment the more excited they get.

@ScorpioNick

7 жыл бұрын

And some of them breathe heavily into their microphones. I wish I had CCTV installed in the places I call. The video I could have made of poor little Abhi! Picture-in-picture goodness (yes, creepy but funny)

We miss your content Nick!!!

this was great.

I'm really new to these kinds of videos, does the guy on the phone not see all the flys? I don't get it.

@ScorpioNick

5 жыл бұрын

He sees the flies.

@xygnusx5067

5 жыл бұрын

karldammann - Yes, he can see them; he does not know what to do and even if he knew how to fix it, he does not care. All they want is the payment.

Great job

The ignorant acting displayed here as bait deserves an award.

+ScorpioNick You should next time ask for the scammer to use Wingdings font when they are typing in notepad. Make an excuse about trying to learn the language or something and see if they will type it all out for you xD

@ScorpioNick

7 жыл бұрын

As much as I'd like to do that (I love absurdity), it'll almost guarantee a very quick ending. Wingdings isn't a language (but I'm guessing that's the joke). I could instead maybe try to install a ridiculous font and have that the default. Sometimes they want to change it to something regular, but not always.

@Egolithz

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that would be pretty funny as well lol

@tanyakempf8442

6 жыл бұрын

Do you know what are Deez spywares,I explain to you,,,gib me one gwik momint,,schpreading dre vidus,...😃😂😂😂

He Will try Last Time "to Steel your Money"

Where did those netstat results come from at 7:26? Did you have that set up? Or did I miss him running a script or something?

@ScorpioNick

6 жыл бұрын

Probably just the batch file I wrote for these calls.

@beakt

6 жыл бұрын

Ha, good one. The "TIME_WASTE" made me LOL.

"Oh no. Oh good god, the egg-laying process has already started." Kids today will never understand...

How the hell did you get it to put a bunch of troll addresses and ports in netstat? Did you replace netstat, or spoof the names somehow with the hosts file, or what? And how is "THING" a port? xD

@ScorpioNick

6 жыл бұрын

Nothing fancy, it's only a batch file whipped up in 5 minutes.

Did they allow you involvement in the assassination process? My wife and I were in tears after hearing that bit.

@ScorpioNick

5 жыл бұрын

No, unfortunately they left me out of the process. But I'm sure they dispatched a crack squad of elite hacker eliminators. Glad you enjoyed; it wasn't easy keeping a straight face during all that.

You just that he's laughing like fuck when your reading out the error message lol

Looks like you got each and everything you needed.

He thought that those are Bee's? lol

This dude sure takes a lot of one quick moments

@ScorpioNick

6 жыл бұрын

Looking at the length of that call, I have to agree!

Beezlebub, hilarious, that's from my favorite movie. "Angel on my shoulder"

Can I get the bussiness package? My cumpewter is very bussy

399$ for a firewall? That's outrageous! You know what you can buy with that sort of money? Maybe like a chair.

Ha! I thought that fly was on my screen! Hahahahaha!!!

Nick I know that you are probably extremely busy, and I know that scamming the scammers has a gotten boring for you, but have you considered using this channel for other content? I dont know what it is that you are passionate about, but perhaps you could use the following you have now to jump start this channel for other content? I personally love your personality and would enjoy to see other types of videos!

16:06 I clean the computer once a month with a cloth... LOL :)

I got itchy watching this

Is he trying to climb down that microphone.. They that desperate for a payment.....

okay, so totally random, but WTF IS THE SONG IN 45:40?? ANYONEEE??