FINALLY the lactose intolerant update

@BomberPilot2

Ай бұрын

That true, i can feel the pain 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@joeman123964

Ай бұрын

lmao on the toilet now due to my mocha milkshake

@peanutsandvich1319

Ай бұрын

Me when too much (beryl) nut

@artyd42

Ай бұрын

I have only one question... Which animal is providing milk on MASSAGE-2(A-B)b? Because... yeah... I'm lactose intolerant and thus need to confirm.

@OLucasQueJoga

Ай бұрын

LMAO 😂

2020: Pipes 2024: Toilet Flush

@triplej755

Ай бұрын

2028: Taco Bell

@dmitriyrasskazov8858

Ай бұрын

Thx God its not in reverse

@gregoriodia

Ай бұрын

The order of progress is 100%

@GruntGP

Ай бұрын

all makes sense now

@gorth1314

Ай бұрын

2021-2023: shitters clogged

I'M SO READY

@abbiethecutecatgamer4333

Ай бұрын

love ur chanel

@groundsymphony

Ай бұрын

You can just go to the toilet near you, you don’t have to wait ‘til September

@Asundur17

Ай бұрын

Hey, it's a youtuber that I watch sometimes

@roguemum4888

Ай бұрын

Me too man!

@Scoutwalker96

Ай бұрын

what is this rotating thing at 0:03 ?

That sounded like a BIG release.

@ricomon35

Ай бұрын

💩💩💩💩

@darthrabban6557

29 күн бұрын

:D

@wanmuhdhatim2958

28 күн бұрын

badum tsss

@ManomiiFox

27 күн бұрын

it's a big dump.

@Gavorden

18 күн бұрын

I mean it's been a few years so

This is a developer fully understanding their players.

@pxtek

Ай бұрын

For real

@ryguyver

Ай бұрын

100000000%

@mohammadjahangiry1581

Ай бұрын

Yeah brother

@timtheenchanter6418

Ай бұрын

Other game devs: "Our game is going to 1.0, how exciting!" Satisfactory players: "Meh." Coffee Stain: "Toilet!" Satisfactory players: *hysterical screaming*

@fred_derf

Ай бұрын

This is a developer who's making the game for the love of the game, not a corporate giant making the game to appease shareholders.

it was only a matter of time, with all that coffee

@danielskrivan6921

Ай бұрын

That's not a coffee stain...

@rameking1

Ай бұрын

Lmfao!!! ​@@danielskrivan6921

@SPL1NTER_SE

Ай бұрын

@@danielskrivan6921 ew

@hatsunemarku07

Ай бұрын

This isn't Dawntrail

@mcstronghuge

Ай бұрын

@@hatsunemarku07 shit. cheese it its the feds

ahhh the community coming together to dissect every millisecond of a Satisfactory teaser. You love to see it.

I'm so excited to see which direction the water spins!!!

@kentschnabel4726

Ай бұрын

The water will spin UP. ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️

@realfoodman

28 күн бұрын

If you're on the southern half of the map, it spins counter-clockwise. If you're on the northern half, clockwise.

@HDL_CinC_Dragon

27 күн бұрын

@@realfoodman I would be unreasonably happy if they added that little easter egg lol

@c.u.001

18 күн бұрын

@@HDL_CinC_Dragon ... Okay I have the sneaking suspicion that they might be listening in on this and could really implement that just to mess with us... Or I am going paranoid.

I don't know how Snutt convinced everyone on the company to make the real announcement a toilet joke

@MrBwian

Ай бұрын

I've thought for a while that everyone at CSS has a great sense of humour, it looks like a really good company to work for. Other dev houses could learn lots from them

@electroman1996

Ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure there's gonna be a proper release trailer at some point ^^

@MrBwian

Ай бұрын

@@electroman1996 of course, it's CSS, it's gonna be big, all part of the hype train and I love their approach, they get a lot of deserved respect from the community

@billgatestrappedinthe7year909

Ай бұрын

i think it was pretty easy, actually

@RoyelPayne

Ай бұрын

This was for the existing community, proving once again they actually love us. They will release more for everyone later I'm sure.

Couldn't be laughing any harder at the subtext on the date 😂😂

@twosteps3018

Ай бұрын

what is the subtext?

@lammia07

Ай бұрын

I completely missed the date and had to watch it again. 😂

@SomRandomPerson

Ай бұрын

​@@twosteps3018the small text in the bottom right: "(btw, that's also the release date for Satisfactory 1.0, but we didn't have any budget left for that trailer)"

@Heyant

Ай бұрын

​@@SomRandomPerson in other words you could say that the official trailer for this games release is a flush 😂

@11ash1

Ай бұрын

i didnt see the sub text until i saw your comment still understood that it was a 1.0 release date

Between this and factorio space age, there's gonna be a lot of factory to manage this year.

At 00:12 you see a vehicle sliding on the belts on the back.

@joshuabower219

13 күн бұрын

Yeah, in the middle right side. Looks like a, um… you know what I have no idea what that thing is besides the fact that it was 4 wheels

That wasnt a toilet flush, that was just the sound of years of coffee drinking getting released in one moment.

@Strogman25

Ай бұрын

"We here at Ficsit have seen the stats on how much time our pioneers lose on bathroom breaks each day. Since we're dedicated to innovating innovative solutions, and maximizing productivity, we've created The Shitless 5000! With this mandatory device installed in your bowels, instead of having to go three times a day, all your waste for a 24-month period will be collected, and released in one go!" _Ficsit Inc. not responsible for bowel pain, anal bleeding, surgical trauma, pain-related trauma, or death._

@nathancoleman2006

Ай бұрын

That would leave a ... Coffee Stain

@ericmaher4756

Ай бұрын

@@Strogman25100% legit corporate decision

@sysghost

Ай бұрын

But... she never drank any coffee. Ever noticed the sound when the mug hits the helmet?

@snowboundmage

Ай бұрын

@@sysghost Maybe the alien flaura isn't so digestable after all

Best 1.0 announcement for any game ever, I love you guys

@Kyun9432

Ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure this is the Toliet Flush announcement. 1.0 is like a side thing.

@iwyrilja

Ай бұрын

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@Kyun9432it says at the end “(btw, that’s also the release date for satisfactory 1.0, but we didn’t have any budget left for that trailer.)” they have also said that they won’t release any major patches before 1.0

@jammyg1779

Ай бұрын

@@iwyrilja yeah but that's a side thing, not really something to focus on

@Yagomomo

Ай бұрын

​@@jammyg1779 1.0 isn't a side thing, its the game finally coming out of early access and truthfully releasing. 1.0 has a buuuuunch of updates to the game too, we get to see it fully now babyyy!

@thekeyfox

Ай бұрын

@@iwyriljar/whooosh

Finally the Courtesy Flush Update. The community has awaited this for so long. On a more serious note: Excellent job Coffee Stain Studios. We appreciate you guys.

love the proper hurdle form over the conveyor, shows the effort they put into the animation fr

0:01 New awesome shop design !? 0:02 New fence !? (to the right side beside of conveyet lift) 0:02 New building with Chernobyl glow on top 0:01 New item going to that new building on the input side 0:19 & 0:29 New items 0:13 New ingots (SAM ingots!?) 0:02 & 0:29 New fluids (plasma or something) 0:27 New paint or something on the pipe and valve 0:36 $1 Toilet Flush DLC 1.0 HYPEEEEEEE 🎉

@majorhavoc5490

Ай бұрын

That’s Gold Paint its gotta be

@Lellis2k

Ай бұрын

@@majorhavoc5490 looks chrome to me

@Jocraft2039

Ай бұрын

0:02 Is there a new Gas or fluid going in this thing I don’t know exactly but it looks new

@maxk.3803

Ай бұрын

0:02 New Liquid/ Gas maybe as well

@ruperr6197

Ай бұрын

At 0:29 there is somthing in a bottle at the left side and also a shiny thing going through that pipe

Honestly I love that coffeestain still has a sense of humor, this really reminds me of the old update videos (think sulfer, explorer, etc) where it was just Jace with his green hair in front of a greenscreen laughing his ass off and trying to stay serious about stuff that was being added.

@fred_derf

Ай бұрын

I think you mean Jace, not Jake.

@dodle1769

Ай бұрын

@@fred_derf damn you're right, it's been a while lol

@SaladofStones

Ай бұрын

oh no green hair tribe, grunk not like

Congrats really. Excited for your entire studio

Announcing the release date with a literal shitpost. Never change, you folks.

Finally I can flush the toilet.. It's been backed up for a couple years now.

@m.dave2141

Ай бұрын

The Hypertubes worked just fine.

@dziewiatkom

Ай бұрын

​@@m.dave2141ohh...ohh god...

@JohnErikMills

Ай бұрын

You'll have to unlock pipes first!

@TheHamahakki

Ай бұрын

​​@@m.dave2141 Do you mean hypertube cannons?

@pyrosflams

Ай бұрын

Have you seen how big the pipes are?

Wow. Factorio 2.0 and Satisfactory 1.0 announced the same day. Wow!

@reallyanotheruser7290

Ай бұрын

That is 100% not a coincidence

@naiceify

Ай бұрын

@@reallyanotheruser7290 i dont think so either, i think there is many many respect for each other and that's something i really apprechiate!

@Anson_AKB

Ай бұрын

if i have counted correctly, this will be the 9 weeks and a few days until tuesday for Satisfactory, and 15 weeks and a few days until monday for Factorio. let's see whether i can finish a complete run of the 1.0 version in six weeks ... with improvements to both of those "quick factories" starting in xmas holidays. should work out pretty well if i reduce other side projects like my normal life for the rest of the year :-)

@m.dave2141

Ай бұрын

Wait what? Factorio 2.0? I though that games was finished.

@alexsiemers7898

Ай бұрын

@@m.dave2141the 2.0 update is a free QoL update coming with the Space Age expansion, releasing at the same time

I have been here since the very start and I love how far this game has come!

Thank you so much @Coffee Stain Studios for an amazing early access. It was really nice to witness the progress of the game and the transparency, enthusiasm and humor with which you share each decision and update. You really made it feel that you listen to feedback of the community. I am hoping that 1.0 is not the end of the development story. Thank you.

@Rogue0257

27 күн бұрын

And better yet, releasing a game complete. Too many games start in early access and never reach maturity

We waiting 3 hours on a live stream for this. 10/10 Edit: Nice @quad-games ..👌

@quad-games

Ай бұрын

no it's 9/10 - 10th of september :D

@jonatansexdoer96

Ай бұрын

@@quad-games 10/9

@vincewilson1

Ай бұрын

Cs played us.

@elnomio

Ай бұрын

worth it!

@t3hpwninat0r

Ай бұрын

@@quad-games 10/9 in Sweden, 111% :D

That employee didn’t shut the door before expelling her bowels. Poor coworker…

@maximilianarold

Ай бұрын

They wear helmets though

@cosa_sarebbe_questo_handle

Ай бұрын

they don't have doors though

@LunethZolan

Ай бұрын

​@@cosa_sarebbe_questo_handleFicsit does not waste.

@mortache

Ай бұрын

ever had a cat litterbox? You get used to it lol Ficsit does not waste

@xtrem5428

Ай бұрын

@@maximilianarold But not gas masks.

Best announcement video ever! Your hard work paid off. I play this so many times a day for a quick giggle and of course to remind myself that 1.0 is coming! Have a great vacation!

It's kind of reminding me of the pipe release, what a great teaser video it was. Same hype!

I love that this video is a parody of their Update 3 pipes announcement video

0:26 What The GOLDEN Pipe

@rlrfproductions

Ай бұрын

probs gonna be some end-game AWESOME shop unlockable colorway

@ojivlogs

Ай бұрын

@@rlrfproductions might be an early supporter cosmetic

@skillfulfighter23

Ай бұрын

@@ojivlogsnope they said they have no way to track who had the game before 1.0 programmatically

@apothic0n

Ай бұрын

@@skillfulfighter23 they could release an update rn that starts tracking anyone who logs on, and then make an announcement telling people to login before 1.0 if they want the golden pipe skin.

@Joryu.

Ай бұрын

​@@apothic0n I own Satisfactory on steam, but I can't play it. I am waiting for it to come on PS5, even if I have to buy it again. 😂

Its been an amazing few years waiting for this. ive loved the game in all of its stages and it just gets better and better. i cant wait to see what the future holds

I still remember when satisfactory was first announced at the pc gaming show in 2019 good times

Oh the new alternative for biomass fuel is sick!

@t3hpwninat0r

Ай бұрын

sadly the new biomass burner has a conveyor input, not a pipe input, so it's gonna be smelly 🤢

@luisiana1121

Ай бұрын

@@t3hpwninat0r why can't it be both for...both forms of biomass fuel?

@t3hpwninat0r

Ай бұрын

@@luisiana1121 i don't see why not. maybe it is!

You can clearly see the priorities now

You actual madlads. You finally did it. The toilet on my base has been condemned since update 3 though, might have to finally give in and start a new save in order to check this out

This is hilarious, but also im just so thankful for the team that works on this game. Its silly, but just the decision to make this trailer/announcement the way it is, warms my heart in a special gamer way. It also warms my digestive system, I think somethings coming, I hope september is soon

uncontrollable bowel movement update looks sick

@ChristopherRoss.

Ай бұрын

I see what you did there.

@Skylancer727

Ай бұрын

Yeah now we need a hard mode where you have to go to the bathroom every 10 minutes or you die of dysentery. XD

@marcoschwanenberger3127

Ай бұрын

Best comment here, hahaha!

This is by far the most creative trailer I’ve seen for an update announcement. Well done! Can’t wait!

@RudalPL

Ай бұрын

Best part is that it isn't an update announcement per se. It's a release date announcement. 😂

@grayink1578

Ай бұрын

Very true!

LETS GOOOO! I haven't played since Update 3 and I've been waiting for 1.0 to drop another couple hundred hours into a new save! :) My calendar is marked for September 10th

No2 I have been holding in since 2020! Finally! Great video! Plop!

The first 1.0 content teaser is a toilet flushing trailer. Never change coffestain

I waited three hours and im not disappointed.

I love this as an announcement trailer so much

I have been EDGING for this moment for so long!!!

These trailers always make me feel like I am a part of Satisfactory the Experience. Thanks for sucking me in for the past several years. Gonna play the hell out of 1.0.

So hyped for 1.0!

I love the use of the updated 3 music

Really excited!!! Love you guys and love your game and THE WAY you do it! Incredible job!

0:01 misaligned crafting bench (🤨) 0:05 new janky head animations (🙃) 0:07 Snutt's body sounds recorded in high fidelity for your auditory enjoyment 0:12 chassis of a new vehicle on the right conveyor belt (🏎) 0:20 new part on conveyor belt 0:33 new restroom admin roles for multiplayer 0:46 new toilet logo hints at toilet doubling up as a portal device 0:51 September 10, 2024 Excessive punctuation 0:54 Snutt's snacks ate into the 1.0 trailer budget trailer also accounting for the featuring of the new working toilet

@thomaspriewasser6660

Ай бұрын

New building at the 'n' of coffee stain

@andrewconrad1563

Ай бұрын

Isn't that a new part at 0:30 on the conveyor to the left?

@surasan45

Ай бұрын

Absolute geil . Adlerauge😊

@johnElden8760

Ай бұрын

I have produced nuclear pasta without aligning a single machine

@mach5406

Ай бұрын

@@johnElden8760 That can't look good. 😵

Anyone else been refreshing the Coffee Stain page all morning waiting for this video to drop?

@Mystik314

Ай бұрын

I watched the lo-fi live stream

I hope your cinematic guys have a killer launch day video in their back pocket, I can't wait for 1.0. though I wouldn't even mind if it was a seamless mashup of some of the update trailers.

Wow! That's the best trailer for such announcement! 😆 I love you. never change

THE PEE PEE POO POO UPDATE LET'S GOOOOOO

@rremnar

Ай бұрын

It could be worse: The MC Pee Pants update! (ATHF reference)

@CarfDarko

Ай бұрын

@@rremnar I WANT CANDY!

@UberVike

Ай бұрын

Bubblegum and taffy!! ​@@CarfDarko

What a flushing good trailer!

That last note is an important one! Yayy

I've been waiting for the toilet flush updated for like 5 years. I am so excited!

0:00 - 0:03 - New Spinny machine; New parts coming from machine; New Red glowing fluid coming from machine 0:11 - 0:13 - New part on lowest belt (out of focus) 0:18 - 0:20 - New part on belt; New vault animation (might be cinematic only) 0:25 - 0:28 - New Metallic Gold pipe color 0:28 - 0:30 - New red canister on belt 0:29 - 0:30 - New Green glowing fluid in pipe

@canoiv

Ай бұрын

pretty sure 0:11 is just AI limiters

@n3zum1

Ай бұрын

at 0:14 between the rotors and quickwires there is a new "part". it looks more like some refined ore.

@shiznitts

Ай бұрын

Crates on belts

@drtaru

Ай бұрын

@@canoivit’s not. It’s a long tubular item.

@michaellebert8907

Ай бұрын

Green is typically what we color shit pipes in cities. Water is blue.

who needs 1.0 when we finally have… FLUSHABLE TOILETS!

OMG its on my birthday!! I'm soooo excited for this!! Thank you Dev!

This will be a really cool birthday present. THANKS!!!

0:00 new building (2 solid input and 1 solid + 1 liquid output) + new shiny pinkish fluid (down right of the screen) 0:14 new item (the forth conveyor belt) 0:19 new item, maybe space elevator part 0:27 new goldy/shiny paint 0:29 new item (left hand side on conveyor belt) + new shiny blue fluid 0:33 new hub look 0:45 toilet flush DLC 0:52 release date of DLC + 1.0 (September 10, 2024)

@skillfulfighter23

Ай бұрын

Pretty sure the building has 2 item inputs and a liquid and item output

@nexyr_

Ай бұрын

You're right I'm going to edit that​@@skillfulfighter23

@shane-omount8060

Ай бұрын

@@skillfulfighter23 it for gas or liquid with pipe. In combo with SAM mats.

@BruceNJeffAreMyFlies

Ай бұрын

Thats the right side of the screen.. I spent ages staring at the left lmao

@nexyr_

Ай бұрын

@@BruceNJeffAreMyFlies indeed !

I will never tire of your Satisfactory level of humor. Love it.

that release XD, i never knew i wanted toilet operations in a factory game. well done.

Other Companies: "We have new features and new gacha system" Satisfactory: *t o i l e t*

The release date announcement is amazingly on brand. Thank you.

This is how marketing should be done. So hyped for the 1.0. I can t wait

awesome and hilarious trailer ,thanks for the hard work guys, cant wait \o/

Sounded more like a number #2 instead of 1.0 I'm really excited none the less! Keep up the good work Coffee Stain Studios, GG to you!

Wow thats one way to flush the concerns of 1.0.

cant wait for this, yall always get me hyped for this game 😭😭

So refreshing to see a dev in touch with it's audience! I am so excited for that first flush! Great video and thank you for all the time and love you have put into this wonderful game Satisfactory.

Been waiting for this since 2020 🔥

I love the placement of that equipment workshop.

Interesting format

They've done it again!

Oooh what is that rotating thing at the start gonna be I'm excited

Thats me....every morning when the second coffee hits.

For anyone who didn't see. 0:54 bottom right corner. Confirmation of Satisfactory 1.0

@PixLSteam

Ай бұрын

Who cares dude, we're getting TOILET FLUSH!!!

hell yes, at long last. it's been an awesome journey with this game, so happy for everyone at coffee stain.

oh my frickin golly gosh their animators were cooking with this one

IMAGINE a machine that teleport us 0:02 around the map

In 0:02 - Seems to be the new building also like a blender, because on the right the exit to the storage tanks is a new liquid substance. -- In addition, there is probably also a branch onto a conveyor belt with a new item By 0:29 Seems to be a new item on the right side of the conveyor belt, in Red - Yellow It also seems that what glows green is sent through the pipes

@5353Jumper

Ай бұрын

What was that on the belt she jumped over at 0:19

@shane-omount8060

Ай бұрын

@@5353Jumper new tier belt. Very fast

Just heard about this game today. Clearly, I've been missing out, but I can't wait to join in on the OCD pilgrimage!

I finished the latest space elevator phase a few months ago, and i now have such an itch to get back into the game and play. I am counting down the days until the full release so i can enjoy a fresh new playthrough ❤

i forgive you for making me watch a two hour timer. LETS GOOOOOO

@LiLBitsDK

Ай бұрын

rest of us watched for 3 hours ;-) timer came at like 1hr 5min or so

@TravisHi_YT

Ай бұрын

It was pretty obvious what was going on, no way they randomly decided to use their main channel for "lofi satisfactory beats" lol. There was 2k people there waiting and most were aware it was going to be the 1.0 announcement.

Golden pipes are lookin nice

I'm so excited! Love the bold humor of the trailer.

Thank you for continuing to work on this great game! 👍🏻👍🏻

New Building? 0:02

@therookiegamer2727

Ай бұрын

new component(0:19)

@bobothebob4716

Ай бұрын

something new on the conveyor belt too 0:20

@user-mg6jq9ll6k

Ай бұрын

teleporter mb

@MagicZ_YT

Ай бұрын

also the golden pipe at 0:27

@dong8912

Ай бұрын

new pink fluid too (pipe beside the new building and in front of the industrial buffer)

Interesting scenes with possibly new content: 0:01 wierd new factory building, what is that? also, new looking steel frames on the left 0:19 new item! 0:24 chrome pipe! 0:33 new HUB interior!

@Franimus

Ай бұрын

Hub also seems to have a door now?

The look at the camera at the end :D

It almost went from Coffee Stain to a different stain

Well, there goes my productivity

Finally! My toilet flushing simulator dreams have come true! …And also 1.0 is releasing. That too.

Goddamn y'all are good at what you do

OMG, my guess was *so* close. I was feeling somewhere in the Sept 17-19 window, so I'm feeling pretty danged good. So excited. XD

The new usage of pipes you say.....

SO HYPED FOR THE TOILET FLUSH UPDATE (and 1.0 is cool too i guess)

I love the olympic hurdling form at 0:22 😂😂😂

Would be cool to have vaulting like this.