“oh no.. what the fuck does that mean?” literally me everyday 😭

@-celiaaa

Жыл бұрын

Me during math class😭😭

@elsalanchester8495

Жыл бұрын

Me at the doctor's office.

@khalilahd.

Жыл бұрын

Lmfaooo same 😂

@pissapocalypse

Жыл бұрын

Everywhere I go

@theconfusedvampire

Жыл бұрын

Me opening the news page on google:

Historical records show that the widow and the never-married old maid that lived together for the rest of their days were such good friends...the very best of friends.

@einchaotenwuschel

Жыл бұрын

Friends with more than benefits. 🌚 Btw, it can't be a coincidence that the German word for girlfriend is the same as friend...

@absolutely_not_abby

Жыл бұрын

and they were roommates!

@laughsingay

Жыл бұрын

@@absolutely_not_abby Aw I wanted to comment that. Actually, what's stopping me?

@laughsingay

Жыл бұрын

And they were *roomates!*

@FaygoF9

Жыл бұрын

​@@einchaotenwuschel same with French, and honestly English, we just throw a gender qualifier before the word friend and now it's a different word.

I love how only the gays who have become jaded with the church realise what actually happened.

@khalilahd.

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao right 😂

@eboi255

Жыл бұрын

I mean I don't really realize until they said it

@nucleogenexaffiliate

Жыл бұрын

I'm not gay... But I am jaded

@sakurasensations4786

Жыл бұрын

I’m gay but not jaded by any church-I do, however, get it. (Apparently I went to an episcopal church as a kid, so I was never taught that queer people are in any way bad. Ironically, thank god for that, huh? Lol)

@martinroner5688

Жыл бұрын

Only the gays? Yeah right 🙄

May the good word of God “slay” the demon that “possesses” all of us 😊

@shachino9389

Жыл бұрын

period

@khalilahd.

Жыл бұрын

Lmfaooooo this 😂

@gsleazy1975

Жыл бұрын

Ayyyeeeee

@clartblart3266

Жыл бұрын

Yaas, amen sister 🥰

@sadbiscuitt

Жыл бұрын

Huh-

My favorite lesbians have returned

@wolfgoddess15

Жыл бұрын

I missed you guys!

@Potatoes38

Жыл бұрын

✨YAS✨💅🏼

@sailorstr6656

Жыл бұрын

Gal pals* /j

@pbandjackie

Жыл бұрын

And they were roommates…

@Saganistute

Жыл бұрын

@@sailorstr6656 best gal pals

“just pounding the word of the lord into her” y’all are gonna get tried as witches soon as someone gets a clue💀💀

@deon700

Жыл бұрын

Got home from two weeks away, came home to my housemate doing the same to his ex. o.o

@thresh5324

Жыл бұрын

​@@deon700 damn, I feel like having an exorcism in a house that you share with someone and not getting their permission first is a major scumbag move but what do I know

@genera1013

Жыл бұрын

If educated historians can't figure it out, I doubt they will

@acornautumn9927

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but have you hinted coming out to a straight person? They are clueless lol

@khalilahd.

Жыл бұрын

Lmfaoo I’m waiting for that short 😂

I just coughed and laughed so loud at the 'bang the devil right out of her'

@khalilahd.

Жыл бұрын

Same 😂😂😂

@cant4449

Жыл бұрын

Bet your body just did a screenshot 🤣🤣🤣

@trinity5978

Жыл бұрын

@@cant4449 that… that is a great saying I will use that!

@moondust2075

Жыл бұрын

​@@cant4449 😊❤❤❤😊❤❤❤❤❤❤

@Cinesta76

Жыл бұрын

I was drinking a cuppa and nearly choked on it at that part.😂😂

"Yeah she doesn't like d-" "dimming the mood talking about the devil". 💀

@khalilahd.

Жыл бұрын

This part killed me 😂😂

@Brookiesbees

Жыл бұрын

LMAOAOA

@theoriginaltubeofyous

Жыл бұрын

Yeah me neither XD

@christinelancaster2154

Жыл бұрын

xD

@Dem0nic_Ang3l

Жыл бұрын

​@@khalilahd. Fax

Me and the homies performing daily exorcists

@wolfiegames1572

Жыл бұрын

That's what friends are for

@zedrablossom5966

Жыл бұрын

Ayo 😳

@Goofyguy23709

Жыл бұрын

Me and the girls at our sleepover:

@FaeEternalGaming

Жыл бұрын

@@Goofyguy23709 you gotta get rid of the demons you just summoned somehow ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@Adddmeeeeh

Жыл бұрын

First you need to summon them to the climax of their power so they can be properly ejected from their realm so the exorcism can be completed when the demons are most sensitive

I'm Magaret Kinsley and I can reassure you, the exorcism was worth it. Can't walk, but it was worth it.

@itsokaylove.8693

Жыл бұрын

Hi Margret, hope you recover soon.

@kylacassandraandog1383

Жыл бұрын

Would you like the exorcism happen again? People say the risks of being possessed is higher if you were already possessed before.

@emmao6578

Жыл бұрын

​@@kylacassandraandog1383 for some reason your comment reminded me of the bit in mean girls where the guy says "would you like your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?" But instead it's the priest popping back round Margaret's house saying "would you like your demon exorcised? Would you like us to assign someone to exorcise your demon?" 😏

@sophialane3175

Жыл бұрын

​@@emmao6578 Would Thou likest us to assign a persons to cream thy muffin?

@Jshelle

Жыл бұрын

Oh thank God Aunt Margaret!! I’m so glad you were saved from the devil inside of you!!

Me and my friend just watched this and she said “oh that reminds me I have something to give you” So I was like “ what do you mean?” And she pulled a sticker out of her pocket and said “read it!” So I said “ok” and it says “ Boys? Who likes Boys?” Edit/ side note: I’m lesbian

@searchingfororion

Жыл бұрын

That's adorable. Also, I think your friend was trying to say a bit more than "here's a cute sticker". Just sayin' 🏳️‍🌈

@zeearts9484

Жыл бұрын

​@@searchingfororion :0!!

@khalilahd.

Жыл бұрын

Love this 😂

@UgUg15

Жыл бұрын

The side note for some reason took me tf out 💀

@ninetales6043

Жыл бұрын

@@UgUg15 why?

I heard the cries too! The devil even screamed not for the handcuffs to be brought outbto be restrained…

Fun fact: If there's no priest on hand, you can perform your very own self-exorcism. There's even tons of videos online about how all the ways you can go about it 😂

@ausyav1317

Жыл бұрын

Interesting! I should look into that. I’ve been feeling ill lately and it might be good ol Lucifer at it again

@sleepysera

Жыл бұрын

​@@ausyav1317I want that stupid no nut november thing to go down in history as exactly that. Some weird, month-long religious practice that was related to devil posession and that's totally the reason everyone was grumpy and unfulfilled during it.

@dahlrjay63

Жыл бұрын

✨God helps those who help themselves. ✨🙏🏽

@random_chaneleats

Жыл бұрын

​@@sleepysera bro fuck no nut november pretty surr 40% failed first week

@khaotictrash

Жыл бұрын

I’ve done it before many times and it works every time, the devil will never catch me 😏

I’m sure Margret was so glad that Pastor John was there for banishing the devil from her. People said that she was screaming “Oh God! Oh Lord” During the entire exorcism. 🙏🏽

@hexwolfi

Жыл бұрын

"Oh Jesus, come into me!" 🙏

@belleville1805

Жыл бұрын

Praise be the lord came into her

@Ayana-LTLA

Жыл бұрын

@@belleville1805 Yes! I’m sure she was *filled* was Gods hot, warm love within her. (I swear I’m being so immature with writing this 😂)

Boys:Girls at sleep overs just talk about boys and make up My and my friends: Preforming exorcisms

@roxassora2706

Жыл бұрын

At mine, we had covens

@thestortellersbonfire0353

Жыл бұрын

​@@roxassora2706 Do you mean convents? And youhost these with the nuns?

@ChristinaH2806

Жыл бұрын

@@thestortellersbonfire0353 No. That's not what they meant

@thestortellersbonfire0353

Жыл бұрын

@@ChristinaH2806 A convent is usually a place where the nuns reside. But I also understand what they mean. I have seen that word used by people who practice the Wican religion.

@ChristinaH2806

Жыл бұрын

@@thestortellersbonfire0353 okay got it:)

i feel like this was closeted me and my primary school gf trying not to get caught out lmao 😭

@GabrielHellborne

Жыл бұрын

Just keep screaming "DO YOU REPENT?! "

When she reached the ✨climax✨of her possession.. 😂

They’re back! OUR FAVORITE TOTALLY HETERO BESTIES ARE FINALLY BACK!!

@sk22-12

Жыл бұрын

We all know they're only roomates 😁

The Lord slays 💅

@Maria.Mirabella

Жыл бұрын

Indeed, amen 💃

“Did someone get kicked by a horse?” I’m stealing that

The quiet “yeah…” at the end had me dead 💀

😂😂😂 whenever i hear my neighbors im gonna think of this.

@strekozkaplays

Жыл бұрын

Could ask them the next time you see them how the exorcism went 😂

I've missed them

These are so good LMFAOOO

i guess you could say they were banging on heaven’s door for repentance from God. was gonna say knocking on heaven’s door but the amount of action they getting is an understatement lmao

@purplepapos1460

Жыл бұрын

JoJo reference

@YuliusYulianus

Жыл бұрын

​@@purplepapos1460 I thought it was a reference to the song

@purplepapos1460

Жыл бұрын

@@YuliusYulianus the song is a Jojo reference

@YuliusYulianus

Жыл бұрын

@@purplepapos1460 dang

Gay but make it ✨1700✨

The way "OH no. . Wh-What the fuck does that mean" sent me

Love this series so much! Keep up the good work Stanzi

“slaying….” the day away lol

we all missed Meredith and Abigail so much 😭😭

The line "you're both so valued here" Really hits, because I've been secretly an atheist for a while, and the teachers at my church were like, "wow you're such a insightful Christian, you ask such difficult questions" and I'm just sitting there like, yep, that's me, a totally straight, not atheist Christian boi.

@hannahschneyder6651

Жыл бұрын

It's almost as if the critical thinking they wish for turns people away from the church

Wooooooh!!! Stanzi is back with another amazing short!

This is like me trying to act straight with my girlfriend in our religion class

@ItzAlixGacha

Жыл бұрын

LMAO- And yeah

Don’t worry guys the devil’s just acting up😈

“Let’s keep praying and slaying sin” made me laugh so hard, I need this on a t-shirt lmaoooo

@sageschroeder

Жыл бұрын

@ville__oh shut up what are you in 3rd grade? I’d wear that T-shirt. Just have figure out something to put on the back to keep up the innuendo so bible thumpers don’t think it’s literal. Maybe just a wink 😉 lol

“Ya she doesn’t like d-“

@noeestrada7910

Жыл бұрын

DIMMING THE MOOD BY TALKING ABOUT THE DEVIL

FUCK YEAH STANZI CONTENT Love these two

This is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen! 😂

Pastor John really thrusted the word of god into her. Just hammered it into her. Probably needed some water after that massive load of gods word.

Oh no! Poor Margaret. I’m so glad the pastor was there to help her out! God bless you all :)

The fact that my name is Abigail and I'm gay, is fucking great

I really wish these could be put into a playlist so I can binge watch em like a series lol

“Pounding the word of the lord into her” 💀💀💀

I read in class that old lesbians used to call each other "companions" because that was a synonym for "partner" and more intense than friendship. People understood what they meant when they said that and if they kept things quiet and were supported by their community (usually by volunteering constantly and embodying "pure womanhood") they would be left alone. But no one could EVER know they did the dirty or the game would be up.

Omg I love ur content

Love this so much

Ah yes-- Concerned holy christian friends... Definitely..

So glad this series is back :D I love the Historical Romance so much

@bluehats1

Жыл бұрын

@Ville Well, I do, so clearly someone cares :) Why do you say that, anyways?

@bluehats1

Жыл бұрын

@Ville What? Why would you think such a ridiculous thing?

@wantaspritecranberry666

Жыл бұрын

​@Ville ... About your comment Ville

Historically, "hysteria" was treated like this. Way back when, it was considered a female only disease and sex/orgasms was one of the serious considerations of treatments.

Oh my god I literally clicked SO FAST like I love this skit and the characters and all and I was so happy they've made a return ( hope that's right) like- These bring me so much joy fr

The crucible references here 😂

My gay friend and me talking to my strict mom be like:

Oh My god another one of these- I LOVE IT

While I was watching this I was also pluging my led lights in but I touched the wire thing and now my hand is vibrating.😅

I can’t these are so good😭✋

💅slaying💅

Pastor John: it’s giving Possessed but make it a lil bit s p I c y e r

Pastor john really just penetrated the devil with the holy spirit like the hero he is ✊✊

@searchingfororion

Жыл бұрын

Without context sounds a bit like Montero.

I think I'm possessed too

@maggotbitch

Жыл бұрын

@Ville you again...😡😠🤬

@missnaomi613

Жыл бұрын

@@maggotbitch you forgot 🤮

@searchingfororion

Жыл бұрын

@@missnaomi613 🤣 ty.

This channel makes my whole day! ❤️ Its great

wow.. what good friends. some might even say, roommates

My girl friend keeps saying she wants to do this with me when my leg heals so she.can break it again- AaAaAaH

@T.c_was_here

Жыл бұрын

i'm very concerned abt the mentioning of "again".

I’ve been waiting for so long for the return of my two favorite 1800s slay bosses!!!!

For some reason this gives me Ryan George vibes, I love it

gayme- i mean amen 🙏

@wantaspritecranberry666

Жыл бұрын

Ah, men

those brave pastors and priests. risking their lives to save people from the devils possession. when they are saving children they even risk imprisonment.

They are back!!

The shakey breath at the end has me dying 💀

The getting kicked by a horse reference when all the og’s know whose husband died that way 😮

MAMA WHAT IZ THIS? 🤍

Oh this was so good 🤣

Girl, your hilarious😂😂😂

Took me too long to realize it was not about exorcism

Thank you for subtitiles on your shorts, Stanzi

“Let’s keep praying and slaying” is where I lost it

If Margaret was calling out and asking for help, does that mean her encounter with the devil and the pastor was not consensual?

@jadelee0591

Жыл бұрын

That was my immediate thought Even without that comment i probly would have assumed as much due to the history of pastors and that sort of thing

I adore you and your shorts. Thank you so much for giving me some levity during a difficult time.

The way I laughed at "banged the devil right out of her" should be unnatural 💀

YES THESE TWO ARE BACK this one was always one of my favs

@quincius8638

Жыл бұрын

It doesn’t really hurt anyone regardless though does it?

My favorite by far!!!

😂 I honestly can't get enough of your channel~!

"oh no!! what the.. what the fuck does that mean." LMAO 😭😭😭

smh this is so disrespectful!! a priest would NEVER do this. ☹️☹️🙏 margaret is far too old for a priest

I love these two.😭😂😌💕✨ Also actually disgusting trach🖐🏻🕸 , if Abigail didn’t consent; cause’ that just gave me even more haunting thoughts of how the olden times where probably extra forked in there own spicy way..🙃🥲

Let's keep praying...and slaying...sin Iconic

Omg I just got what they we're trying to say 🤣🤣🤣

This is the funniest yet 😂❤

Yay my favorite characters are back.

ISTG your historical wlw jokes with clueless men is just a masterpiece

I swear every single video you make is unique as hell and INSANELY funny. You have to be one of my favorite people, your humor is relatable on another level. I can’t even ever comment on one particular line in a video bc they all have me cracking up

The character at the end kinda is like me tryna act straight Infront of my grandma and my friends tryna out me😭

YESSSS IVE MISSED THEM SO MUCHHHHH AAA SO HAPPY THIS COUPLE IS BACKKKK

These are literally my favourite videos I’m obsessed I love how clever they are ❤

I LOVE everything about this series

God I love it when Jesus is inside of me!

THE LESBIAN LOVERS ARE BACK

Can I just say put of all the KZread, I keep coming back to your content 🤣 the writing is A1 🙌🏿

Missed these two so much 😂

I love every one of these videos

Sweet damn, I love these characters!