Father: "So what are you going to do son? Join the fire service? Be a marine? Son: "I'm gonna be a Space Janitor, I hear they're recruiting. It's good pay, REALLY good pay."

@aliahdiamla

5 күн бұрын

That made me laugh but its true

@Novastar.SaberCombat

3 күн бұрын

TBH, I'd *love* to become a "Space Sentinel" (heheh). Clear the jank, bring it back for recycling, etc. But it's obviously a YOUNG MAN'S job, and I'm no longer 20. Sure, maybe if I had endless resources, I'd start up a company. But... HA... like *I'M* made of money. I'm only an unknown, award-winning author. I have like $24, lol.

@thothheartmaat2833

Күн бұрын

It's an essential part.. maybebthe most essential part.. I requisition a generals pay per mf who uses his time to fulfill this role..

never thought that washing machine I threw out of the Iss would cause such panic... sorry guys

@BLD426

22 күн бұрын

Another $40 & Home Depo does drop off & pickup. Oh, well. Next time.😁

@farhatkhurshid177

22 күн бұрын

No problem mate

@itIsFelix508

21 күн бұрын

Did you really throw it out and you(r) (were) really an astronaut?

@RealRootBearVR

18 күн бұрын

Lol

@Saaaaaaaaaaaaaannnsssss

16 күн бұрын

Obviously not ​@@itIsFelix508

Companies don’t have to take satellites down for 25 years?? I wonder how many companies with satellites up there have gone out of business before their 25 years was up

@Novastar.SaberCombat

2 күн бұрын

Many. There are currently almost *NO* rules nor regulations. It's similar to algorithmic plagiarism (or pseudo-"A.I."); there are no limitations. Therefore, corporations enjoy the benefits of being ethic-less, lawless, reckless, etc. 🙂 Profits over people, coin over celestial cleanliness.

@anonymouse9833

2 күн бұрын

@@Novastar.SaberCombat that’s exactly what it sounded like to me as well.

@WHYsauce

Күн бұрын

@@Novastar.SaberCombatall fun and games until we break intergalactic law by having too much space junk and get wiped out of existence for not paying our fees in time💀🙏

Is it weird that I always watch Astrokobi while I’m getting ready for work in the morning? It gets my mind off of the stressful day I’m about to walk into

@ResetAll-ni4dp

20 күн бұрын

The magnificence of the world, the universe and space, harmony, harmony and order, the beautiful image shows that the Creator exists, this is a being with supreme power, that is, Allah.

@addo2419

11 күн бұрын

I don't believe humans have ever been to space. Never been to the moon that's for sure. We couldn't get past the Van Halen Belt. They're just brainwashing us.😢

@dianet2702

10 күн бұрын

Space exploration is BS . Stolen money from the hard working humans that should be used to improve living conditions here on OUR planet. The guilty are non humans. A junk species that needs to leave our planet for good.

@Enchantedgirl707

9 күн бұрын

Visit kobi

@juniperjo4004

7 күн бұрын

Sounds like you've mastered how to start the day right

The movie WALL-E predicted it a long time ago. 😂

@BaxterDaTrashball

23 күн бұрын

It's not a movie, it's a documentary

@markfullard1

23 күн бұрын

@@BaxterDaTrashballno, it’s a movie

@jack-roziartsy

23 күн бұрын

@@markfullard1he was joking

@SLCGlobalGlass

22 күн бұрын

@@jack-roziartsy💀💀🤣

@BLD426

22 күн бұрын

That he did.😁

We wouldn’t want to leave if we hadn’t screwed it up beyond repair.

@vlatepes1901

Күн бұрын

Not true

@Digikidthevoiceofreason

Күн бұрын

@@vlatepes1901VERY true

@devonharvey8414

Күн бұрын

@@Digikidthevoiceofreasonit can be repaired 🤦🏽‍♂️, and do you not know what species we are, we are leaving regardless

@Digikidthevoiceofreason

22 сағат бұрын

@@devonharvey8414 Yes. We are Humans...we DUMBEST species on the entire planet. We fight each other without good reasons, we poison ourselves with stupid recreational drugs and have no to no empathy for anyone but ourselves. Can the Earth be repaired? Maybe....but highly doubtful. Are we gonna leave Earth? Maybe....but the cycle will continue on another planet and we will destroy that one as well.

@Robert-ug5hx

15 сағат бұрын

At some point the earth will ha e another cataclysmic event rending it uninhabitable for humans , if we wa t to survive as a species we will need to leave the planet

Saturn : I am the only planet with rings Earth : hold my satellite rings

@nav_2709

23 күн бұрын

More like satellite shield

@SpaceAwaits

23 күн бұрын

all the gas giants have rings btw :)

@QuarkOdyssey

23 күн бұрын

Saturn isn't the only planet with rings. Four of our planets (the gas giants) have rings.

@Loki_9691

23 күн бұрын

@@QuarkOdysseyin our solar system

@QuarkOdyssey

23 күн бұрын

@@Loki_9691 Yes, that's why I said "our planets", but yes, the planets within our solar system.

Earth: we’re going to mars, and will send more satellites to other planets Space debris: I’m ‘bout to ruin this man’s whole career

@Pix3lPalace

23 күн бұрын

2016 ahhh comment

@maconcamp472

22 күн бұрын

I’ve learned to awaken myself through fasting and flowing more!! Loving everything and being one with the universe!!🧊🦖🧊🦕🧊🦣🧊🌌🧊📚🧊🌍🧊🎩🪄🐇 As we awaken individually, we awaken collectively!! The universe awakens like an amusement park!!🌌 Galaxy collisions are like our own thoughts or minds coming together!! As if the Earth is a brain and we’re rejoining Pangaea!! Life/light finds a way!! 🌞 We’re on each others minds!! 🧠 Take care of it!!🌍

@joshissus1934

19 күн бұрын

2021 ahh comment

@borntoclimb7116

18 күн бұрын

True

@alien3200

16 күн бұрын

So?

We have the first planet with man-made rings. This is why aliens do not come here, we are too messy lol.

Aliens looking at Earth like, those creatures are filthy!

@thothheartmaat2833

Күн бұрын

I took a shower today.. I felt a little better..

This is actually terrifying because it will not stop as long as corporations have zero incentive with the large swaths of land they buy. When viable land becomes scarce along with resources, they will make sure they are safe somehow while the rest of us are left with increasing dangerous natural disasters or death by malnutrition.

@Novastar.SaberCombat

2 күн бұрын

Exactly. Corporations value coin over communities. Economy over ethics. Yachts and yahoos over you and your family and friends. 💪😎✌️ That's capitalism, baby! #MURICA! ⚔️🇱🇷⚔️ GUNZ 'N GURLZ 'N DRUGZ 'N GRUBB... FUGG YAAAHHH! ⚔️🇱🇷⚔️

@2afreedom60

2 күн бұрын

God's got this. Do not fear.

@cbbcbb6803

Күн бұрын

​@@2afreedom60He did not stop the horrible wars of the 20th and 21st centuries. 😔

@arandomguy46

11 сағат бұрын

@@cbbcbb6803 no horrible wars in the 21st century 🤷🏼‍♂

@Red4score

6 сағат бұрын

@@cbbcbb6803 Lowkey it took a miracle on how the Soviets came back in ww2 despite how close Germany was to taking Moscow I call it divine intervention 🤷🏾‍♂

Thats bad!! Help earth Edit: put #teamearth or #teamspace in the Comments

@shaheensiddiqui6983

23 күн бұрын

Fr

@Controller_player6479

23 күн бұрын

We all need to help together in the best ways we can.

@Challengenovideos1ksubcriber

23 күн бұрын

we will try to help eaarth...❤love from Mars

@itIsFelix508

23 күн бұрын

we are unfortunatley ignoring it, like light pollution.

@eduardocarranza4333

23 күн бұрын

#teamearth

The reason they want to go to Mars isn't to expand humanity. It's to run from it.

@user-vm9jv6wm5y

20 сағат бұрын

What about to keep humanity for going extinct 🤔

@tristanfarmer9031

3 сағат бұрын

@@user-vm9jv6wm5y Tbf, I didn't say it was bad. There are good things that would come from it.

I would really like to see you visit one of these companies, I would love to know more!

it would be awesome if you go and visit those companies and make a video about it, it could explain a lot. And although I´m just 11 yo, I´m already fascinated by space and actually... youre the main factor. thanks for everything astrokobi and i think i can say it from all of your watchers, you have really helped a lot of people to become interested in this stuff and maybe even become astronomers, so thank you

Omg I found your channel again!!! Totally subbing, your videos are frickin awesome!

"We'd reach mars by 2100" Our problem currently:

@CodyIsDumb

23 күн бұрын

By the 2030's and be livable by 2050's

@DjAstro90

23 күн бұрын

We’ll reach mars before 2100

@finn.likes.football

22 күн бұрын

@@DjAstro90we’ve reached mars, are you talking about humans going to mars?

@Novastar.SaberCombat

2 күн бұрын

Time is the primary issue. And logistics (which ties into tempo). At BEST, the orbital window from Earth to Mars is akin to two years. Even if it was only ONE, if you miss the orbital window, the TTT (Time2Target) is only going to increase, or actually become implausible due to MISSING the gravitational assists. Even if all goes well, that's at least one year to get there, and at least one to return. If anything goes wrong to or from... that's suuuper hyper bad, lol. Obviously. Even then, now comes the REAL work. You gotta start doing something significant, son. Planting crops. Cultivating an environment. Preparing for dusty disasters. Praying everything goes swimmingly. Don't run out of food and fresh water, etc. Return, and repeat. Do you have *ANY* idea how difficult that baton race would be? And if mankind doesn't begin TODAY... which it cannot... it won't be ready for a truly reliable "E2M freight train" for at least a decade or three. So... 2044? 2054? 2064? At best. #NotFeasible

Thank you Kobi, because of you I am going for a degree in Astronomy, thank you for giving me some information, I will continue to study astronomy :D

@AstroKobi

23 күн бұрын

You can do it!

@UtutarTheDogeOfTheYear

23 күн бұрын

@@AstroKobiHi!

@Rusty944

23 күн бұрын

That’s so cool

@tracyrobinson9442

19 күн бұрын

Hope you love it!

@ksenia_ave

19 күн бұрын

I've been thibling about doing the same!! But...I already have a degree🙈 and not that good at math...🙈🙃 wish you all the best!!!🎉✨

Pollution is everywhere

@DjAstro90

23 күн бұрын

I have some in my house

@psulux

2 күн бұрын

Only where Earthlings have gone before

Around 60% of the facts I know come from you, thank you so much for making videos!

This was an amazing video thank you

I love your videos man, keep doing what you’re doing!

Imagine why nobody wants to visit us. They can’t without dying 😂

hello kobi, I have been watching your videos recently and literally they are very informative and at the same time fascinating...I'm literally loving watching your videos...love from India❤️✨

Seen it proposed to use sponges to capture the smallest debris. Not exactly sure what the sponges should be made of, but they would be light and compact during launch, and "sponge out" to their full size in orbit.

Imagine being trapped on earth. Oh wait, it's not like any of us are going anywhere anytime soon.

@user-bc1cj5fo3h

23 күн бұрын

I know, right?

Yo can't believe I'm early to a AstroKobi vid! Awesome!

You have awesome collection of planets, where did you get them? Thank you.

another interesting video. This channel is awesome!

@AstroKobi

23 күн бұрын

Thank you very much!

we talked about this in my science class today, it is really scary what could happen if they do nothing

@Novastar.SaberCombat

2 күн бұрын

The cold, hard reality is that Mars isn't even truly an option. The logistics on rocket propulsion alone do not work nor do they make any sense. Certainly not for organic passengers. Only robots or droids could be sent. And so far, all of them are far too slow, too fragile, or too reliant on technological perfection to function properly. Just look at the JWST; it's incredible, but its purpose was special, specific, and unprepared for something like preparing Mars for organic existence.

Space definitely needs a clean-up ! Would love to see what is being considered !

hey kobi! i rlly like ur videos and ur content its always so interesting and also 2x better than school

im so into the cosmos, i really wanna have one telescope, but since im 15, i don't have any money to buy and my parents would never buy me one :/. How fascinating it would be to see the beautiful planets, galaxies, stars

@Novastar.SaberCombat

2 күн бұрын

Time is the only resource. Keep fighting for your dreams. Otherwise, one day, you'll wake up at 60+ years old and think "Where did it all go?"... 🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨ "Before I start, I must see my end. Destination known, my mind's journey now begins. Upon my chariot, heart and soul's fate revealed. In time, all points converge, hope's strength resteeled. But to earn final peace at the universe's endless refrain, we must see all in nothingness... before we start again." 🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨ --Diamond Dragons (book I)

Hi Astrokobi amazing vid

Yes plz visit such companies

You should add captions on every video in my opinion it makes it easier for me to follow with what your saying and keeps me attentive

@TheReaIFactHub

21 күн бұрын

I searched it up nobody came up

@Perurikun

21 күн бұрын

i just tried the CC for the vid and they seem to be working fine.

@MoloXMex

20 күн бұрын

Only the cc tho I cant pay attantion anymore when captions are there hahah

Got to see the actual shuttle window with the paint chip damage in an aerospace class at KU years ago. It was probably a dew milligrams but almost punched through the several inch thick window.. Space debris removal missions were discussed. Grabbing large chunks of a foot diameter and bigger and then space blankets that slow or trap small debris. Eventually photonic pressure can slow and degrade the orbits of junk but it can take decades.

hey kobi,i really enjoy watching your videos..they always enlighten my thinking process.

@AstroKobi

23 күн бұрын

Glad you like them!

@RoseAndKitty

23 күн бұрын

@@AstroKobiomg kobi

@StarlingSaturn

22 күн бұрын

@@AstroKobi I like them too!😁 I’m subbed!

I was just scrolling on your channels' post😂

Ah yes, trapped on our own home. I don't know if that's bad or good

props to the person that counted them 1:37

Next Update we have: Jonny Vs Entire alien race 😤

Amaizing

love yr vids bro they're genuinely really great vidoes, keep it up!

@AstroKobi

23 күн бұрын

Glad you like them!

@jenildudhela690

21 күн бұрын

@@AstroKobi no problem

We are humans, there is no such a thing as "being stuck" if a problem needs solving it will be solved, thats the power of capitalism

I am a beginner astrophotographer, while shooting the andromeda 2 of my images had such satellite streaks. It was 2 so it was fine. But for us hobby astronomers this creates a problemb. Hope some company or someone in the future finds a way to reduce this.

I would love to see a video that explains how these lasers work

Thankfully my daughter is obsessed with cleaning space junk.

@Jerbies_Kimmers

23 күн бұрын

Your daughter is an amazing human being 🤓 Great job Mom!!

@itzminebro2413

22 күн бұрын

​@@Jerbies_Kimmers Bro can't comprehend others happiness

Please save Earth 😢🌍

@Brian-qg8dg

3 күн бұрын

You mean save humanity. The Earth can survive a lot more than some junk floating around or a toxic environment for living creatures

Excellent video, you got to the point of the video right up front. Tom Sisson

I’ve seen videos about this but never so in depth. Great video.

I love your videos and I want to be an astronomer when I grow up and I think it will be very interesting to see one of the designs of using lasers to redirect space junk in one of your videos if you go visit. 😁

We gonna need a big, big, big net

Yess... i'd love a video abt how space lasers work!!

I like your video 😻

Sir which degree are you studying i also wanna do research and study more about space

It would be the height of irony to identify a civilization ending meteor only to have the sole deterrence mission be taken out by a piece of space debris.

thats crazy! thank you for making this

@AstroKobi

23 күн бұрын

No problem!!

@Darth_Vader258

16 күн бұрын

​@@AstroKobi Is it a good idea to throw all our Space Junk into the Sun?

The fact that a starlink ad popped up💀

@NxtFoxi

23 күн бұрын

I got an anime girl maid ad💀💀💀

@StarlingSaturn

22 күн бұрын

@@NxtFoxi💀

@the_skeleton135

22 күн бұрын

@@NxtFoxi lmao 🤣

Kobi should be sponsored by NASA at this point😦

That's why aliens don't visit us😅

This is why aliens can't pay a visit to Earth. All that junk is blocking their entrance 😢

Just launch a Giant Magnet up into space 🧲 👏

please do a space laser video. That would be amazing to get to see you explore and explain what it does.

You are my idol ❤❤,love your videos

Hey astrokobi, I aspire to become an astrophysicist. Can you please tell me what courses did you pursue? Also, is there a way I can pave my path for that from my school?

Yessss, go visit! :D

Where can i check for other location's date?

Have a way to gather those pieces in one area of the sky and take care of them there, that way they’ll all be in one area only not all over the sky.

We haven’t left the planet really yet but managed to clutter up our front and back yard. Unreal

Damage by the small space debris can be more than a small cannon.

2:00 to 2:03 I like This Footage *Very Much!* 4:38 and 4:48 This Keeps Impressing Me More And More

Bro make a vedio on super saturn

so why do we need that many satellites again?

Hell yeah I want to see space lasers! Haha

Of course we want that. Please!

10000000000% should go to one of those facilities

Earth needs a really big space garbage truck

Eventually we gotta clean that mess up.

Please make this viral share it as much as you can We have to save 🌎 Otherwise I am not sure about our future 😢

Where did you get you’re planets in the back :o

Bro watched solar balls

Patreon 🤝 KZread

@AstroKobi

23 күн бұрын

My guy!

What if we use that little thingy where we move the asteroid out of orbit with a vibration thingy you talked about it in one of your videos what if we used that on the satellites and space junk think about it

@samanthalidster3838

6 күн бұрын

Yes and what if we send all our plastic trash up to be destroyed too. But im guessing it would cause toxic fumes.

@KRXZY235

6 күн бұрын

@@samanthalidster3838 true

2:40 bro I thought the challenger space shuttle exploded 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Yes, space laser video!... we already have lasers in space, they just don't tell us!...

Is there any type of light which could reduce light pollution

@AstroKobi

23 күн бұрын

Watch my video on light pollution!

@muhammedjaseemshajeef6781

23 күн бұрын

@@AstroKobi okay,I think I watched it before

Bro make a vedik on the super Saturn

I have witnessed it at the morning

It indeed looks terrifying...!!! It's high time for all of us to be more cautious 😟

This video is the bees knees! Thanks champ

Why do I get this notification but the crazy, magnificient night skies that happens once in 9273 bajillions years, I don’t ? I mean, it’s a great video, like always, but why

From where did u graduate in space? University of AstroKobi. 🎉

I believe that if we can get a self sufficient presence in space (and i don’t mean a colony on a planet or moon, But rather asteroid mining) that it would give us the infrastructure to tackle this problem. We’d also need to be mindful not to exacerbate the already present problem. We can’t clean this up if we get stuck here. Nor can we clean it up if we just stop sending stuff to orbit ether. To solve this problem, we need to actually go out there and start working on it from the other side. (As in building facilities off planet) the space side, so to say.

@The-Autistic-Gamer

6 күн бұрын

Ideally it would greatly help if all nations with space programs, cooperate and work together to solve this. (At the very least, to not make it worse) Though I doubt we can get everyone to agree on that (especially not Russia or China. I’m not entirely sure where China would lean, with my present understanding, I’d estimate a 25 to 30% chance of China agreeing to cooperate… maybe? Depending on how the proposal is presented)

We won’t get stuck . Just shoot a electro magnetic rocket and fly it around for a few years . Then explode it . Sounds like a lot of free recyclable metals . Which can possibly be repurposed in space to build other useful items needed . Like replacement parts

It is true. I met some dudes from out there at a starbucks. They were here jamming to earth blues and rock. They generously hooked me up with an intergalactic Uber type service. Sadly was a big No Chance. Seems not a single other world will risk accepting earth humans. Well one, but they just listen to flute music only . For over 100k years and going. At least we have best music for whatever time is left.

theya re just big balls

YES PLEASE GO TO THE LASER COMPANY THAT WOULD BE SO COOL TO SEE

See y’all in 2050.

We cannot leave before the space junk