Sam's Unraveling At The Seams - Ep. 23
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👏EDITED BY STALLTT: @Stalltt
👏Listen on Spotify, Google Podcasts, and (hopefully in the future Itunes): hyperurl.co/ForeheadFables
👏Main Channel: @General Sam
00:00 - Ingress
02:45 - Sam Isn't a Man
04:33 - No One Cared Who I Was Till I Put On The Mask
06:51 - Mount Rushmoore is Dumb
11:00 - C H O P
14:27 - What Would a Real One Think?
16:00 - No More Gamer Word
18:42 - The Internet Was A Mistake
25:16 - Bumbo Got TwitLongered
36:33 - Twitter is a Cesspool
39:58 - Going Back to War With the British
43:47 - Excuses
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You can use that axe to kill an alligator, been a sub for 2 years, imagine my surprise,
@ForeheadFablesPodcast
4 жыл бұрын
ITS DADDY WRANGLEMAN
@ScranX3
4 жыл бұрын
nice
@will9480
4 жыл бұрын
@@ForeheadFablesPodcast I can't describe how happy this makes me to see that wranglerstar and his son watches daddy sam
@txblly1055
4 жыл бұрын
ok now this is epic
@12434567891
4 жыл бұрын
Wow two of my favorite youtubers to watch. Wranglerstar is a surprise lol
Honest to god the Solo podcasts are where it's at.
@Kometheus
4 жыл бұрын
The. Best.
@ves4345
4 жыл бұрын
Honestly. It's the lack of mutual energy from his guests. They don't vibe with his humor like he does.
@tylerg4333
4 жыл бұрын
Maybe throw in an interview with that boi Brian. Now I understand stalt will have his work cut out for him with that loose cannon but God damn it would be good.
@balls270
4 жыл бұрын
Yessir
@legendtentv6059
4 жыл бұрын
He should do it with viewers. I think it’d be the first of its kind.
Sam be like "Are you winning Abby" while she's grilling
@roganchapman5700
4 жыл бұрын
Abby: "Leftwing? Rightwing? Sams sense of humor? I just want to grill!"
Finally a worthy podcast, i tell you that Hydro gps guy released his podcast this week, that thing was 29 minutes of pure hate speech.
@TheCullousus
4 жыл бұрын
I hear he is a white supremacist
@jkalash762
4 жыл бұрын
He likes to throw hot coffee on the homeless and piss on their cardboard boxes when they sleep too.
@captainshe5417
4 жыл бұрын
ALRIGHT.
@darthgaunt2418
4 жыл бұрын
I heard he hates homeless people.
@PermadeathHD
4 жыл бұрын
Last time I heard, he helped organize the Oklahoma FBI bombing!
I love how Madeline copies your “Aaaaaa” 20:50
Imagine being a married, grown adult and not knowing who Ten Bennison is.
@ThatGuy-vw6gc
4 жыл бұрын
*Ten Bennison*
@CAMOHEADSHOT
4 жыл бұрын
T Bennis for short
@venomsnake225
4 жыл бұрын
He's 10 Ben
@cesarvialpando7736
4 жыл бұрын
God damn it. You had me thinking for a while about who it is alongside google searches with the outcome of it being a boy in green who morphs into creatures occasionally.
@Jahsizzl9
4 жыл бұрын
Legit
ah good choice on the axe sam. you followed the words of my father wisely
@kieran6417
4 жыл бұрын
What are the chances. Your Dad's pretty cool.
@soaponarope8995
4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@joedirt6212
4 жыл бұрын
What are the chances
@midgetman4206
4 жыл бұрын
why though, this guy is so different to what your dad does, why is he subscribed to him?
@MrWilson812
4 жыл бұрын
@@midgetman4206 Not as Christian as we thought.
bumbo part was spot on
@unchained4557
4 жыл бұрын
lol haha yes he did
@unchained4557
4 жыл бұрын
Yo it’s fucking spoonkid
@stellamax7148
3 жыл бұрын
I fucking miss him
@THElegoBUILDER5825
3 жыл бұрын
@@stellamax7148 Why
@stellamax7148
3 жыл бұрын
@@THElegoBUILDER5825 i liked his content
I’m diggin the Peppa Pig decal on the hood of that laptop, Sam.
@geraldmcgerald5761
4 жыл бұрын
This is 3 hours old tf
@thegooobley1993
4 жыл бұрын
@@geraldmcgerald5761 Wait, how.. wha. *Bruh, my brain is just deleting random files so I can try to process what the hell is happening*
@xxdeadoutxx761
4 жыл бұрын
T.D.L he has the video unlisted so It wasn’t put out to the public yet. His patreons or donators get to watch video early
@ewwpoorpeople5684
4 жыл бұрын
xXDeadouTXx took to many people to figure that out. KZread failures.
Do a podcast with Madeline, I really want to know her view on human modification, and does she believe that it will impact how people seek human stimulation in the future.
@ewwpoorpeople5684
4 жыл бұрын
That... nasty... part of KZread would flock. No bueno.
I’d pay hundreds to see Sam do standup
@tgreaux5027
4 жыл бұрын
Sucker.
@DoesNotInhale
4 жыл бұрын
right. Most don't have the balls to write or do open mics. Eric Andre had to be annoyed into doing it and he doesn't even technically do stand up as much as its just him doing performance art on stage and reading out tweets.
@roth4916
4 жыл бұрын
itd be like the new norm mcdonald
@thacommentator
4 жыл бұрын
who even has hundreds of pennies?
@DRSHANKER
4 жыл бұрын
simp
20:49 That's so adorable, Maddie tried to imitate Sam's yellow friend ^_^
@z3ro216
4 жыл бұрын
:)
@GhostBusters815
4 жыл бұрын
It was so cute lol
"Alright, I should get off the topic of the Holocaust" Try as you might, Sam...you'll never escape it.
@deathminion11
4 жыл бұрын
Very few have
Man records himself losing his mind talking to no one. Circa 2020.
When your daughter says "uuuuhhhhh" when you're making fun of the Japanese chick lol
Headline: Florida Man admits to Murder of Family with an Axe, later Denies Claim
@taxfraud8789
3 жыл бұрын
Abby makes a twit longer abt how sam killed his daughter with an axe
You did a great job on this, Stalltt
@andreadams6115
4 жыл бұрын
A GREAT JOB!!
@K_hessel
4 жыл бұрын
@@andreadams6115 WE KNOW YOU HAVE EVERYTHING IT TAKES TO ACCOMPLISH YOUR GOAL!!
@tonybandana7553
4 жыл бұрын
GOD DAMNIT STALLTT YOUVE DONT IT AGAIN
@nickd.9955
4 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that Stalltt is still taking the time to edit down the size of Sam's forehead each episode. He's a real trooper.
@humbleguardsman5578
4 жыл бұрын
We would throw a appreciation party for staltt
I feel that if Sam dressed in the Dip Nation getup whenever he was around Ben Tenison he would be recognized as a turbo chad
I'd rather watch the solo podcasts because whenever you have a guest I get paranoid that you two don't actually like each other :\
@ForeheadFablesPodcast
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds about right lol
@GawsHawg
4 жыл бұрын
@@ForeheadFablesPodcast NO DON'T CONFIRM IT
@smoek2285
4 жыл бұрын
Forehead Fables Podcast you say lol ? What are you like 40?😂😂👁👄👁
@Huedra.
4 жыл бұрын
So that what this feeling is ,thought i hated the guests.
@Ghost-lp6zy
3 жыл бұрын
@@smoek2285 hes 29
that one downvote is aquafps
@anarky3585
4 жыл бұрын
The other 23 are his Alt. Accounts
Watching this inside the waffle house bathroom, thank you for making this shit a lot easier to push out.
@caminam78
4 жыл бұрын
I'm shitting too
@wyattmackenzie4967
4 жыл бұрын
same, i laughed so hard i even peed a little.
@bizbologna9422
4 жыл бұрын
I'm sick as fuck trying to shit this is definitely making it much easier.
@captainshe5417
4 жыл бұрын
We be the shit team
@H3llHoundd
4 жыл бұрын
This podcast is a good alternative to fiber then
His daughter in the reflection it honestly makes the whole podcast
@DontCome2LA
4 жыл бұрын
Weird
"I can’t move my left leg..." Sam, it sounds less like your daughter is young and lithe and more like you had a stroke lmaoooo
@ChampFour5
4 жыл бұрын
😂
@chimblemasterofchimney4771
3 жыл бұрын
He's got sciatica or something, he's mentioned it before.
the whole novac meme activated a part of my brain i forgot existed
@ewwpoorpeople5684
4 жыл бұрын
Dinky the Dinosaur never leaves your brain.
@xelanoxin
4 жыл бұрын
@@ewwpoorpeople5684 yup exactly what I thought when he mentioned it first 😂
My experience with CHOP ( discussed in the video at 11:01 ) Me and my family live an apartment building in Capitol Hill (CHOP) and they absolutely trashed out neighborhood. Every night I couldn't sleep because I was constantly hearing people shouting at each other in the street below and sometimes I would even hear women screaming for help. Driving around within the zone was a nightmare because people would stand in the roads and block you and if you honked your horn the crowd might attack you and your vehicle. There was also a lot of people assaulting and mugging each other but the news didn't even report on how bad the crime here actually was. There was also people who came from other parts of the country just to cause trouble and destroy our neighborhood. The place has been trashed! Graffiti everywhere and buildings have been damaged. They turned somewhere that was originally a nice place to live into a slum and the police abandoned us because they weren't brave enough to enter an area filled with a massive angry mob of civilians as the news would paint it as the worst thing ever and link it to racism but these people were destroying whole businesses, peoples vehicles and damaging the financial stability of everyone living here! I'm so glad it's over and I hope rogue military never take over where I live ever again. You see it on the news and probably think it looks interesting or fun to just walk around, but I have never felt as unsafe as I did walking down the street passing masked strangers I've never seen in my area before carrying automatic weapons. My uncle even got attacked for simply telling people to stop vandalising his store, they ganged up on him and were shouting out that he was a white supremacist so more people would join in and we had to get him out of the zone so he could get medical treatment! He needed stitches in his face because they were kicking and stamping on his head. This stuff the news reports on about this zone isn't what reality was like, this whole thing was an actual nightmare. I hope I never see anything like this in person ever again.
@KaiserDaChoom
4 жыл бұрын
Only thing these riots will do is turn neighbourhoods into slums
@G-Mastah-Fash
4 жыл бұрын
Get a away from the west coast as soon as you can. They're seemingly all stuck in an ultra progressive feedback loop that makes them go insane. I mean look at California, they're seriously considering abolishing a civil rights act that gives equal opportunity to everyone applying for state jobs.
@eagle0114
3 жыл бұрын
@@G-Mastah-Fash How so?
@techelitesareadisease8816
3 жыл бұрын
A year later, hope you're doing better after that catastrophe. Get away from the inner cities, the police won't protect you from the vehemently anti-white hate filled mob.
@Mecha_Hitler
3 ай бұрын
@@G-Mastah-Fash I'm not too caught up on the subject but yeah west coast is a no go, my state is going downhill rapidly.
Chaz reminded me of that Whitest Kids U Know sketch "Anarchy" lmfao If you haven''t seen that go check it out, it's amazing how similar it is
@ianpogorelov4151
4 жыл бұрын
"whoops, my anarchy symbol"
@TheHammerofDissidence
4 жыл бұрын
WKUK is coming back!
@user-vp9lc9up6v
4 жыл бұрын
My favorite was the sniper sketch a perfect ANCAP society
@Amadeus-ni3et
4 жыл бұрын
@@user-vp9lc9up6v awesome sketch
I Love how Sam does not discriminate having a strong woman as a wife that does everything for him
@rschmidt93
4 жыл бұрын
Takes a real man to train a woman that well
@humbleguardsman5578
4 жыл бұрын
If we make women like men, men won't have to do shit
@taloob493
4 жыл бұрын
@@humbleguardsman5578 I don't understand why it's a problem that women are going and getting jobs, hell yeah I want to sit in my house all day and play video games
@checkmate1826
4 жыл бұрын
caretaker*
@guilhermeadam3157
4 жыл бұрын
@@humbleguardsman5578 Ah yes, true equality
Stalt, good job using deepfake to make Sam’s forehead progressively larger every video. But also good job actually editing
@ewwpoorpeople5684
4 жыл бұрын
He’s actually making the forehead smaller. I know, surprises nobody.
@bretert
4 жыл бұрын
This is what the ideal rat skull size looks like, you might not like it though.
Mt Rushmore is the only reason my state isn’t complete shit. It doesn’t help much tho. There’s still nothing here
@MaybeTypical
4 жыл бұрын
I live in a flyover state too, next to yours, and I actually kinda enjoy that there isn’t much here bc I travel more bc of it
@CountlessPWNZ
4 жыл бұрын
what state is that again?
@bryceflowers2323
4 жыл бұрын
Nah man, it's a symbol, which holds more than we're generally aware.
@TheGman42087
4 жыл бұрын
@@bryceflowers2323 enlighten us then lol
@VelveteenVermilion
4 жыл бұрын
Tundra that’s until those inbred mountain mutants start hunting you down.
That Egirl subject is like when you're in the darkest depths, the maw of hell, you'll cling to any light.
@ewwpoorpeople5684
4 жыл бұрын
Titty streamers have saved me from quarantine depression.
Please do more of these. This is the only thing that keeps me going during work.
Honest to God some schmuck like GeneralSam being real and being a good father is so wholesome and heartwarming during these turbulent times, it is amazing he has the testicular fortitude to rub a slightly off color joke once in a while is relatable and inspiring. Love this schekel schemer
"Zee's are not real Nazi's..."
Is there a more "Diet" version of Diet Coke, perhaps a Malnourished Coke... or a Starvation Soda? Asking for a friend.
@HomersIlliad
4 жыл бұрын
'Sam's Choice' from Walmart
@Idothinkysaurus
4 жыл бұрын
Diet Diet Coke. It actually saps calories from you while pumping your stomach with strange flavour chemicals that give you a second and third penis.
@croisaor2308
4 жыл бұрын
Ya it’s called water
@DontCome2LA
4 жыл бұрын
@@croisaor2308 from flint
the whole bumbo thing makes me kinda sad tbh, when sam said the people bumbo used to call friends and colleagues immediately turned on him is actually sad
I wonder when Stalt will be on the podcast, always love hearing how disappointed he sounds
20:40 When Madilyn said "uuuuhhhhhhh", I felt that.
“I’m not much of an anything guy.” Bro you’re our guy. The voice of the rats. Be safe. Don’t get dead. Catch you next time.
i love how honest and real your solo podcasts are. i need these in my life never stop plzzzzz
I appreciate these podcasts man. Shits been rough and these always get my head off of stuff for a little bit. Thank you.
I dont know Sam, the whole opinion on eight year olds getting shot is a bit of a hot take.
Sam: I dont like the n-word Sam during the forest video pvp tournament:
Love the work Stallt is putting in, really killing it with these podcasts
It feels great knowing the last week of my life I've been watching Sam's podcast and finally when I finished watching them all a new one comes out
@clown3902
4 жыл бұрын
Fr? I'll give ya a hug Space Cowboy :'(
i swear one of them gta videos sam did awhile ago, he actualy said the gamer word
@unchained4557
4 жыл бұрын
He has said it several times. Not sure how many of them are still on the Chanel but if you look at the older ones pre 2017 you can find several bleeped out instances. And if you go back even further to the video that haven’t been deleted you might still be able to find a few that had the full uncensored hard R. I distinctly remember hearing one. It was one of those videos with the “I suck pussy” intro.
Your discord and Aqua’s discord is night and day. You have a chill server, and Aqua is harbouring pedophiles. Multiple doods agree
@michaelsanchez9594
4 жыл бұрын
It's rare and hard work. Somebody's got to do it.
@bretert
4 жыл бұрын
Aqua loves to play devils advocate which is fine but can he cool down on the holocaust denial and justification and advocating for eugenics in inner cities?
im really enjoying these podcasts. Got introduced to your content via Tarkov vids but i spend more time watching your old stuff and podcasts now. Keep it up!
As a citizen of South Dakota I can confirm mount Rushmore is just a tourist trap but thats because its the only thing worth seeing here and half the people who do come to see it are instantly bored because they quickly realize its just a rock with some faces on it
5:02 i felt this on a very personal level. 3 kids one's 5, one's 4, and a 2 month old. Not working atm so i watch them all day and let me tell you, you find the true meaning of insanity really fast with 3 kids screaming all day when you live in the middle of nowhere and hate all your neighbors. 😂😂
I remember the jokes about Bumbo being a pedo, but now his ex gf accusing him of being a pedo is icing on the cake. 5 years from now when i go back to watch those old vids, Sam calling bumbo a pedo is going to be way funnier
@ericmoreno1747
4 жыл бұрын
Wait what that's actually happening
@sirgentlebread7302
4 жыл бұрын
@@ericmoreno1747 No Evidence of such
good wholesome living room chat, KEEP THE SOLO PODCAST COMING! they are the only ones I watch, unless you have a cool guest .
Love all your content. Keep up the good work.
Only podcast I’m willing to watch
20:49 your daughter copied you. That was actually adorable.
Love the videos. I've been watching since that first mail time episode. Luv u!
Love the vids bro
Ahhh wranglestar got you to buy a random tool too huh? Ended up with a kickass axe myself. No idea what the fuxk to do with it. Gonna go camping or something with it.
when sam said he didn’t like the n word it made me laugh cause i remember he used to say it in older videos
You never fail to make good content bro, love it.
Keep em coming, you're a good storyteller
We just gonna ignore the Peppa Pig sticker on his labtop?
@anviil1417
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ryanblack3686
4 жыл бұрын
What else would we do, Liam?
@ewwpoorpeople5684
4 жыл бұрын
What sticker, Liam. What sticker. Liam. What. Sticker. Liam.
@humbleguardsman5578
4 жыл бұрын
Liam we're coming for you.
I listen to these at work and I’m sick if having to change the episode after just 45 minutes. Make them longer dingus
Love the podcasts Sam! Keep up the work and stay safe with the Fam!
I've been watching the channel loving it, didn't even know you had this on the side but dying rn, this is the funniest shit ive ever heard. Keep the podcast going!!
You just know the man you were taking about is probably gonna watch this
Honestly, I love Sam because he seems to have a good amount of common sense and self awareness. No matter how crazy he makes himself out to be.
good vibe session brother
I just died of laughter at 20:50 when Sam was saying uuuuuh and his daughter repeated him uuuuuuuh. Lmao
"you're doing great honey" lmao im done
Dude! This is the best format.
i'm actually loving these solo ones. please keep them going lol.
You had me at "Nuke the Mormons" 😂
A guy lost his job in the UK after flying a plane with a "all lives matter" banner attached like that's just ridiculous
@SamuelS442
4 жыл бұрын
It would've been kinda cool, but it's not rn
@GrugGangGrugGang
4 жыл бұрын
@@SamuelS442 Idk, I think it is pretty cool precisely right now. Any other time and it wouldn't mean anything.
@lt.leukaemia3532
4 жыл бұрын
@Wyatt Earp Hmm being killed for saying something? I wonder what that reminds me of? Oh yes, political prisoners being executed.
@Amadeus-ni3et
4 жыл бұрын
UK Justice is flawed. Look up Jon Venebles. You'll see
@Shishomuru
4 жыл бұрын
@Wyatt Earp Yup got into a brief verbal exchange with someone who yelled BLM at her. Both parties drew weapons but the situation was de-escalated THEN when she was walking away one of them ran up and shot her 3 times, once in the head...
HELL YEAH A NEW PODCAST
Love your vids and podcasts mate from AUS
Change episode name to "Sam's Unraveling At The Sams"
Sam I really do like the solo podcast, you should do them more often along with the normal stuff. Oh and upload them to youtube more often because i'm a cheap bastard.
Sam, my days have been shit lately, but you make me laugh. Thank you for doing what you do. Stay safe
i love the segment titles
This feels oddly smiliar to Bill Burr's Monday Morning Podcast. "I read his policies, not very nazi" hahaha
Awsome podcast sam i had some good laughs, the parts about the discord chick and bumbos exgirlfriend is some funny shit lmao
@shroook
4 жыл бұрын
I second this!
Solo podcasts are the gold nuggets in this series.
Upstate New Yorker here. 100% with you on that one
I can hear Sam's brain unraveling
21:11 when I see a really good meme.
watching one of these podcasts is like watching a man go through all the stages of dementia in 40 mins or less
the solo ones are the best ones. So, you know, keep it up
Does Sam mow his own lawn? I wanna see that.
anyone have the link to the twitlonger?
@ewwpoorpeople5684
4 жыл бұрын
Nope.
@srnabooz
4 жыл бұрын
twitter.com/YungSnacc/status/1279093235068084225?s=19 TLDR: Girl lies at first about age, then tells the truth, Bumbo proceeds to have sex with her when he knows she’s underage. When she turns 18, they get into a relationship and shitty relationship ensues.
@Imeggscelent
4 жыл бұрын
@@srnabooz that thread is a shit show
Loved it all
Please do more of these, I really like them
Ironic that Sam watches Wranglerstar. Always thought he was essentially just the Alpha-male version of Sam.
@okleydokley3581
4 жыл бұрын
he looks like sam but older, tbh
I think most of America did a half assed quarantine
@justiceforjoggers2897
4 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't have done a government enforced quarantine to begin with
@Josh-qx8sq
4 жыл бұрын
@@justiceforjoggers2897 Then who should enforce it?
@justiceforjoggers2897
4 жыл бұрын
@@Josh-qx8sq People of their own volition. CDC and FEMA could release guidelines you can choose to follow and protocol for young infants and the incredibly old or immunocompromised. Would've avoided this artificial recession and still "flatten the curve"
love it man
god i love these podcasts
37:49 Your daughter does more push-ups than I do.
no longer allowed to say n word in discord proceeds to say that his friends that talk to the asain chick have yellow fever lmao.
Love that the Mount Rushmore highlight was released before the episode
gotta say these solo podcasts are my favorite. A close second is the time he had his brother on, shit was hilarious
I’ve heard about sams discord so much but I’ve never seen a link : (
@GHOSTTF-ec7ui
4 жыл бұрын
discord.com/invite/qNT4mGD
@hannahbritney1181
4 жыл бұрын
Edit. Chicka chicka boom boom was a slap
@ewwpoorpeople5684
4 жыл бұрын
It’s for real gamers ONLY. Maybe you can join if you give me some of your gamer girl bath water.
@hannahbritney1181
4 жыл бұрын
Dip Shit good luck finding me rat :)
@hannahbritney1181
3 жыл бұрын
@Boss J Desano I do not sell bath water sadly, nor do I have an only fans. I’m too busy playing minecraft