Sam Reich Bought Tumblr For $69 Billion

Sam spent so much on Tumblr that he's putting the "e" back in. #dontlaughnews #dropout #comedy
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  • @saracarman3925
    @saracarman3925 Жыл бұрын

    Great episode for Sam to be wearing a red tie, really brings the whole thing together.

  • @yake222

    @yake222

    Жыл бұрын

    gotta love a good costume department

  • @titanuranus3095

    @titanuranus3095

    11 ай бұрын

    Ties it together, you might say.

  • @alexp6013

    @alexp6013

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@titanuranus3095 Just excellent

  • @GuitarOfTime0116

    @GuitarOfTime0116

    11 ай бұрын

    Could you explain the context im missing? Is this a tumblr joke? A joke about sam? Im so confused

  • @alexp6013

    @alexp6013

    11 ай бұрын

    @@GuitarOfTime0116 I think it's about republicans wearing red ties while Dems wear blue, but I might be too European to be able to get that right

  • @matthewdykeman8149
    @matthewdykeman8149 Жыл бұрын

    The best part of this is that its Sam's wife doing the roasting.

  • @alloypaulson7520

    @alloypaulson7520

    11 ай бұрын

    Wait, WHAT!

  • @matthewdykeman8149

    @matthewdykeman8149

    11 ай бұрын

    @@alloypaulson7520 Yeah Elaine is his wife.

  • @malcolmrowe9003

    @malcolmrowe9003

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@matthewdykeman8149the lady who says "it says pervert on my prompter"? I was wondering who she was. Is this the same episode that has the contribution from Sam's father? I saw that in another short.

  • @matthewdykeman8149

    @matthewdykeman8149

    11 ай бұрын

    @@malcolmrowe9003 It is yeah.

  • @stephiskhan

    @stephiskhan

    11 ай бұрын

    Wait wait wait. Very Mary Kate?????

  • @Magmafrost13
    @Magmafrost13 Жыл бұрын

    Tumblr's current owners *wish* they could sell it for $69 billion. I dont think they even payed $69 million for it lmao

  • @hiimemily

    @hiimemily

    Жыл бұрын

    Closer to $3 million if memory serves, which is still a lot for what's essentially a few hundred thousand screaming possums in a trenchcoat.

  • @jtjpro13

    @jtjpro13

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@hiimemilyI think one of the things I like most about Tumblr is your description would work whether you have love or disdain or hostility or snarky neutrality towards Tumblr. XD

  • @The155thbird

    @The155thbird

    Жыл бұрын

    I'd pay 69 dollars for it. And then just give it away to a random blog

  • @mikehunt3688

    @mikehunt3688

    Жыл бұрын

    @@The155thbird give it away to some random one that's been inactive for the past 10 years and let people riot as they search for the owner

  • @endersking

    @endersking

    Жыл бұрын

    @@hiimemily tumblr would take being called that as a compliment

  • @YBlvr
    @YBlvr11 ай бұрын

    This is even funnier when you t know the woman who said “it says ‘pervert’ on my teleprompter” is Sam’s actual wife

  • @21Stephen12

    @21Stephen12

    4 ай бұрын

    I didn’t actually put that together crazy thing is I feel like I’ve seen his wife in things before I knew Sam

  • @chimericalical

    @chimericalical

    3 ай бұрын

    No, that’s sounds less funny and more abusive and dysfunctional. I hope sams doing okay.

  • @dillonlippert3801

    @dillonlippert3801

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@chimericalicalDisgraceful.

  • @Barren_soul

    @Barren_soul

    3 ай бұрын

    @@chimericalicalI don’t think this guy has a good grasp of “joking around with loved ones” and “abuse”

  • @bathamsteryt

    @bathamsteryt

    3 ай бұрын

    ​​@@Barren_soul Chime is gonna call couples abuse the second his wife or more likely girlfriend teases him

  • @witecatj6007
    @witecatj6007 Жыл бұрын

    OK. You guys have now convinced me to get Dropout TV just to see this absolute roast happening here.

  • @shandean8352

    @shandean8352

    11 ай бұрын

    His dad showing up was hilarious. Sam saying afterwards about dad found time to roast him but never being able to fit a Game Changers cameo into the past Clinton Secretary of the Treasury’s schedule was the cherry on top

  • @Sabbathtage

    @Sabbathtage

    11 ай бұрын

    It's the only streaming service I've never dropped. Good stuff.

  • @HEX_17

    @HEX_17

    11 ай бұрын

    Also watch d20 while you’re at it

  • @Willothemask
    @Willothemask11 ай бұрын

    Two full roast episodes, and STILL Sam has not been burned as badly as when he was saying when he first met Brennan, and Brennan started with "We met FIVE YEARS EARLIER"

  • @crowmuse6312

    @crowmuse6312

    11 ай бұрын

    Omg, what was that on?

  • @Willothemask

    @Willothemask

    11 ай бұрын

    @@crowmuse6312 don't laugh news episode entitled "We've actually met before" the punishment for the one who laughed the most (Sam) was he had to recount when he met the others for the first time.

  • @crowmuse6312

    @crowmuse6312

    11 ай бұрын

    @@Willothemask thank you so much

  • @an2wei

    @an2wei

    10 ай бұрын

    Not to mention Katie saying "WE ARE COUSINS"

  • @Octobris

    @Octobris

    4 ай бұрын

    This. This. :D

  • @freddogrosso9835
    @freddogrosso9835 Жыл бұрын

    His dad must be so disapointed.

  • @benjossie8834

    @benjossie8834

    Жыл бұрын

    Having only just recently been made aware who exactly his dad is, I agree.

  • @hooting-ton5215

    @hooting-ton5215

    Жыл бұрын

    So must his hometown... actually where is Sam From?

  • @leoc5465

    @leoc5465

    Жыл бұрын

    his dad is in the skit bffr

  • @SirPhysics

    @SirPhysics

    11 ай бұрын

    I think they actually got a clip of his dad getting in on the joke in this episode

  • @nukeninmgt1504

    @nukeninmgt1504

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@hooting-ton5215 Cambridge, Massachusetts born and raised. They must be so disappointed at the Piccadilly Theater

  • @TakaComics
    @TakaComics11 ай бұрын

    Sam’s wife on the set and then the surprise video guest made this episode one of the best.

  • @uncleflansy5621
    @uncleflansy5621 Жыл бұрын

    Mother effin magnates, how do they work?

  • @sycops1

    @sycops1

    Жыл бұрын

    I think How it's made did a piece on how they are created. Interesting stuff.

  • @mynameismatt2010

    @mynameismatt2010

    11 ай бұрын

    @@sycops1my dude...

  • @mightytoast2693

    @mightytoast2693

    11 ай бұрын

    That's the neat part, they don't!

  • @Hermititis

    @Hermititis

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@sycops1 , How It's Made did a piece on "magnates" ? Did it involve lots of greased palms and looking the other way?

  • @garbomode29

    @garbomode29

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@sycops1LMAO

  • @christianvalente3376
    @christianvalente3376 Жыл бұрын

    The pvp episodes are some of my favoeite

  • @jamescustodio3094
    @jamescustodio3094 Жыл бұрын

    This is somehow better than the onion.

  • @ZeSgtSchultz

    @ZeSgtSchultz

    Жыл бұрын

    Its not.

  • @Incompetent_Hero

    @Incompetent_Hero

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@ZeSgtSchultzGuys we forgot to check with the Quality Officer, apparently we can't find this better than The Onion, its objective fact.

  • @GoldenPantaloons

    @GoldenPantaloons

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@Incompetent_Hero Thanks, Quality Officer!

  • @Blade.5786

    @Blade.5786

    11 ай бұрын

    That's because their budget is garbage now, they can only make simple shorts and podcasts.

  • @Gojiracity

    @Gojiracity

    11 ай бұрын

    They're 2 entirely different things so comparing them at all is really idiotic tbh.

  • @shofisstar
    @shofisstar3 ай бұрын

    I would love if Sam actually bought Tumblr. He could bring the most chaotic hellsite on the internet to new levels of chaos and nonsense

  • @milktestingwoman
    @milktestingwoman7 ай бұрын

    Dropout is the only media service where the ceo is not only featured in most broadcasting, but also mocked by the cast

  • @Abelslayer1222
    @Abelslayer12223 ай бұрын

    The "what a pervert" got me good

  • @ghislainedidntkillherself
    @ghislainedidntkillherself11 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😭😭😭 I S2G IF THE PROMPTER LITERALLY SAID “IT SAYS PERVERT ON MY PROMPTER”

  • @oscodains
    @oscodains Жыл бұрын

    I can’t wait to hear what his father has to say about this news!

  • @gaz-l621
    @gaz-l6213 ай бұрын

    Lily's strategy for Breaking News seems to be to say every word like it's a threat 😂

  • @Y0G0FU
    @Y0G0FU10 ай бұрын

    i love how this series turned from jokes and random stuff to essentially character assasinations now and then xD

  • @angelaphsiao
    @angelaphsiao5 ай бұрын

    Sam would probably be a better owner of tumblr than the actual current owners of tumblr. I support this buyout

  • @everestfalls
    @everestfalls Жыл бұрын

    I've been on Tumblr for more than a decade now and I assure you it's filled with junkies and perverts, I love it.

  • @jjgarcia156

    @jjgarcia156

    Жыл бұрын

    But they got rid of all the porn

  • @Cixon14

    @Cixon14

    11 ай бұрын

    @@jjgarcia156”Got rid” is such a strong term for how lax their content moderation staff actually are these days

  • @DillyBlue

    @DillyBlue

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@jjgarcia156 That's just what they tell Apple so they don't get kicked off the app store.

  • @joelatkinson4967
    @joelatkinson49676 ай бұрын

    If Sam did buy Tumblr they should remake the CEO sketch but with him instead of Brennan

  • @Secondary_Identifier
    @Secondary_Identifier11 ай бұрын

    I believe the exact offer was $69,420,800,870.70

  • @BottoBobbs
    @BottoBobbs11 ай бұрын

    If Elon Musk bought Tumblr, it would have been run into the ground faster than Twitter

  • @rileydavidson180

    @rileydavidson180

    11 ай бұрын

    Everyone on Tumblr would deliberately run it into the ground as fast as possible.

  • @devincetee5335

    @devincetee5335

    3 ай бұрын

    Neil would lead the charge

  • @BottoBobbs

    @BottoBobbs

    3 ай бұрын

    @@devincetee5335 Gaiman or Cicierega?

  • @AhmadSattout97
    @AhmadSattout97 Жыл бұрын

    Is that just a Sam Roasting News? Wth xD

  • @oldvlognewtricks

    @oldvlognewtricks

    11 ай бұрын

    They’ve already done Grant twice 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @chrayez

    @chrayez

    11 ай бұрын

    @@oldvlognewtricksdoing grant twice isn’t really that surprising though. He’s quite the manwhore. 😂

  • @IAmChadBroseph
    @IAmChadBroseph Жыл бұрын

    I dig it when they bring back the old school cast

  • @lugiagaurdien773
    @lugiagaurdien7733 ай бұрын

    Okay so, one episode is funny, two episodes is ridiculous, but three episodes is character assassination.

  • @Alexlalpaca
    @Alexlalpaca11 ай бұрын

    Putting the Reich in Sam Reich

  • @thekodex1186

    @thekodex1186

    8 ай бұрын

    Nah 💀💀

  • @trutty
    @trutty11 ай бұрын

    This was the best episode of Breaking News

  • @dillsha9599
    @dillsha95993 ай бұрын

    Shows Sam is a great boss, they're comfortable roasting him to his face

  • @everythingreview767
    @everythingreview76711 ай бұрын

    Looks like a fun bloke to be around with. Where hes from again?

  • @kaitlin4047
    @kaitlin40473 ай бұрын

    no but like she’s onto one abt the branding bc this is literally my first time getting a video from this channel 😭

  • @normalhuman9878
    @normalhuman98786 ай бұрын

    Tumblr isn’t even worth $69, let alone $69 billion

  • @wilfredjurassicyes
    @wilfredjurassicyes11 ай бұрын

    More of this please.

  • @someone7554
    @someone75544 ай бұрын

    Streaming magnet lol

  • @jayylad38
    @jayylad38 Жыл бұрын

    if sam bought tumblr it would save the site honestly

  • @TinyWarriorAnimations
    @TinyWarriorAnimations11 ай бұрын

    He didn't deny the allegations, just that percert was not on the prompter.

  • @Taveren
    @Taveren4 ай бұрын

    Classic, they really do a good job of roasting The boys lmao

  • @ThomasGHenry
    @ThomasGHenry6 ай бұрын

    It says pervert on my prompter

  • @thomasvincent9220
    @thomasvincent92203 ай бұрын

    man drop out is super hit or miss

  • @gaymer618
    @gaymer61811 ай бұрын

    Gosh Sam reich is really right wing isn’t he?

  • @thekodex1186

    @thekodex1186

    8 ай бұрын

    I don't know if you're joking or not, but in case you aren't: he's not

  • @mynameisjohnisjeff3699
    @mynameisjohnisjeff3699 Жыл бұрын

    Laughing my butt off

  • @dollveins
    @dollveins11 ай бұрын

    which episode is this??

  • @ender691
    @ender6913 ай бұрын

    given the shit show that the current tumblr owner is involved with. i would *love* to see sam reich buy tumblr

  • @bismarx4987
    @bismarx498711 сағат бұрын

    is this episode available full on youtube? I cant seem to find it

  • @aquis45
    @aquis453 ай бұрын

    Fun fact: Yahoo bought Tumblr for 1 billion then sold it for 3 million.

  • @blueshell292
    @blueshell29211 ай бұрын

    The tumblr folks would tear him to shreds I tell you

  • @oaf-77
    @oaf-774 ай бұрын

    Prompter? I hardly know her.

  • @asheronwindspear552
    @asheronwindspear5523 ай бұрын

    Sam Reich being considered right-wing would come as a huge surprise given who his father is.

  • @777gpower
    @777gpower7 ай бұрын

    Wow, and here I was starting to like Sam Reich. Sadly he seems just another right wing tech billionaire loon. I hope he gets the help he needs and doesn’t ruin Tumblr in the process.

  • @nathanielcowan3971
    @nathanielcowan397111 ай бұрын

    You can get tumbler for less than a billion at this point

  • @Incrediblefatslug
    @Incrediblefatslug10 ай бұрын

    Which episode is this

  • @demetrinight5924
    @demetrinight592411 ай бұрын

    Sam definitely lost this one 😂😂😂

  • @gg4224
    @gg42243 ай бұрын

    Tumblr was actually sold in 2019 for only $3 million, or $0.003 billion.

  • @dennile_7355

    @dennile_7355

    3 ай бұрын

    Wasnt it bought by Yahoo before that for a billion

  • @misguided_ghost
    @misguided_ghost3 ай бұрын

    i wish sam would buy tumblr

  • @sof_t_
    @sof_t_10 ай бұрын

    Tbf Tumblr costs like two carrots and some loose change right now, you could totally buy it and it would still be a better financial decision than whatever Elongated Muskrat was on

  • @thekodex1186

    @thekodex1186

    8 ай бұрын

    To be fair, doing better then Elon Musk is pretty much guarenteed

  • @Microwave-Child
    @Microwave-Child4 ай бұрын

    I wish dropout bought tumblr

  • @SomeoneOnlyWeKnow.
    @SomeoneOnlyWeKnow.7 ай бұрын

    Ooooh my god 🤭

  • @meatkirbo
    @meatkirbo11 ай бұрын

    I Don’t think tumblr is even worth just $69 at this point. Pukicho made sure of that

  • @elw4105
    @elw41054 ай бұрын

    ok but this would fix tumblr’s problems rn

  • @robertquimby4033
    @robertquimby40334 ай бұрын

    Im stuck on the concept of Sam being right wing. Can you imagine what the states would look like if Sam was the epitome of the right?

  • @bigsarge2085
    @bigsarge2085 Жыл бұрын

    😄

  • @julesking1303
    @julesking13033 ай бұрын

    Given that he’s an active user, I would honestly be kinda down with Sam owning Tumblr

  • @descalled
    @descalled10 ай бұрын

    69k is more realistic for tumblr LMAO

  • @Gear_Storm
    @Gear_Storm2 ай бұрын

    Sam would do better with tumblr then the current staff 😅

  • @heather19515
    @heather195153 ай бұрын

    sam should buy tumblr tbh

  • @fcensoredk1556
    @fcensoredk15564 ай бұрын

    It's fun that they think they aren't right wing.

  • @flyingpiggy1475

    @flyingpiggy1475

    3 ай бұрын

    I might be wrong, but I’m sure dropout isn’t right wing. They are more left than anything else

  • @elijahwilensky3318

    @elijahwilensky3318

    2 ай бұрын

    They aren't. They may be libs, but they're not right wing

  • @geekjokes8458
    @geekjokes845811 ай бұрын

    niiiiiiiiiice

  • @blueowl07
    @blueowl0711 ай бұрын

    Okay but can Sam buy tumblr? I think he would do a good job 😂😂

  • @jacobisbadateverything6462
    @jacobisbadateverything6462 Жыл бұрын

    That last name reminds me of something… what are if we just changed his first name to German?

  • @russellmz

    @russellmz

    11 ай бұрын

    not austrian?

  • @jamesoncatlett6784
    @jamesoncatlett6784 Жыл бұрын

    Sam III Reich

  • @marsmech
    @marsmech10 ай бұрын

    Oh didn't know sam was right wing.

  • @thekodex1186

    @thekodex1186

    8 ай бұрын

    He isn't actually lol

  • @flyingpiggy1475

    @flyingpiggy1475

    3 ай бұрын

    @@thekodex1186but he said and I quote “ I think that the left is the wrong way to go down”

  • @nathanielcowan3971
    @nathanielcowan397111 ай бұрын

    This is just the ruling class having some fun

  • @dennisjackson2679
    @dennisjackson267910 ай бұрын

    Only dnd show that makes u pay

  • @dennisjackson2679
    @dennisjackson267910 ай бұрын

    It's true

  • @dennisjackson2679
    @dennisjackson267910 ай бұрын

    Using ihis platform as a joke

  • @pencilbender
    @pencilbender10 ай бұрын

    Apartheid, because elon is south african. I get it.

  • @mathguy97

    @mathguy97

    8 ай бұрын

    No because Elon's family got rich off of Apartheid labour back in south africa.

  • @dennile_7355

    @dennile_7355

    3 ай бұрын

    Nah more that his family got rich though mining operations during apartheid SA… ya know a place famous for it protection of indigenous workers rights… also hes been pretty open bout his racism

  • @jamesnichols8581
    @jamesnichols858111 ай бұрын

    "I beg you no more ill tell you where are Hideouts are no more please this is cruel and unusual punishment"-taliban prisoner forced to watch this show

  • @TyPhenirW0LF
    @TyPhenirW0LF11 ай бұрын

    Elon Musk being an Apartheid supporter might be funnier if there wasn't a Boer genocide going on. You think they would have learned with Rwanda, the white farmer is your best friend, doing the jobs nobody else really wants to... Assuming the risks so your population can be sustained at a higher level with a lower impact on the biosphere that population would normally demand.

  • @mcstench8913
    @mcstench891311 ай бұрын

    they arent bias at all.

  • @TwoBsTwoTs

    @TwoBsTwoTs

    11 ай бұрын

    This is a progressive comedy show…what do you expect

  • @ItzJuanG

    @ItzJuanG

    11 ай бұрын

    Cry

  • @nathanielcowan3971
    @nathanielcowan397111 ай бұрын

    I wonder what crimes their ancestors and therfore they are guilty of committing against what they deemed to be a lesser people..

  • @davidmontgomery5011
    @davidmontgomery501111 ай бұрын

    I love these videos so much and I love college humor. I just wish they'd keep the left AND right wing, or just political views out of their comedy sketches entirely. Don't get me wrong, imma laugh anyways lol. I just wish everything wasn't so political nowadays. I miss when comedy was just that; comedy.

  • @benjamincarlson6994

    @benjamincarlson6994

    10 ай бұрын

    I'm not sure that anything said here can be taken at face value. This is satire humor

  • @thekodex1186

    @thekodex1186

    8 ай бұрын

    Comedy has always regarded political commentary or issues, and besides, this isn't even that, it's a chatacter assassination / roast lol, that's why it was brought up

  • @philymcnilly
    @philymcnilly11 ай бұрын

    Trump 2024

  • @alonebutkillingit
    @alonebutkillingit Жыл бұрын

    I refuse to believe they actually laugh at any of this stuff. I bet Sam stays up at night wondering what his life has become.

  • @sparpie

    @sparpie

    11 ай бұрын

    How many successful media companies do you own

  • @claire3614

    @claire3614

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@sparpiebeing jealous of Sam's life prompted them to try to get roasted in the comments as well I suppose