Sam Reich Bought Tumblr For $69 Billion
Sam spent so much on Tumblr that he's putting the "e" back in. #dontlaughnews #dropout #comedy
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Great episode for Sam to be wearing a red tie, really brings the whole thing together.
@yake222
Жыл бұрын
gotta love a good costume department
@titanuranus3095
11 ай бұрын
Ties it together, you might say.
@alexp6013
11 ай бұрын
@@titanuranus3095 Just excellent
@GuitarOfTime0116
11 ай бұрын
Could you explain the context im missing? Is this a tumblr joke? A joke about sam? Im so confused
@alexp6013
11 ай бұрын
@@GuitarOfTime0116 I think it's about republicans wearing red ties while Dems wear blue, but I might be too European to be able to get that right
The best part of this is that its Sam's wife doing the roasting.
@alloypaulson7520
11 ай бұрын
Wait, WHAT!
@matthewdykeman8149
11 ай бұрын
@@alloypaulson7520 Yeah Elaine is his wife.
@malcolmrowe9003
11 ай бұрын
@@matthewdykeman8149the lady who says "it says pervert on my prompter"? I was wondering who she was. Is this the same episode that has the contribution from Sam's father? I saw that in another short.
@matthewdykeman8149
11 ай бұрын
@@malcolmrowe9003 It is yeah.
@stephiskhan
11 ай бұрын
Wait wait wait. Very Mary Kate?????
Tumblr's current owners *wish* they could sell it for $69 billion. I dont think they even payed $69 million for it lmao
@hiimemily
Жыл бұрын
Closer to $3 million if memory serves, which is still a lot for what's essentially a few hundred thousand screaming possums in a trenchcoat.
@jtjpro13
Жыл бұрын
@@hiimemilyI think one of the things I like most about Tumblr is your description would work whether you have love or disdain or hostility or snarky neutrality towards Tumblr. XD
@The155thbird
Жыл бұрын
I'd pay 69 dollars for it. And then just give it away to a random blog
@mikehunt3688
Жыл бұрын
@@The155thbird give it away to some random one that's been inactive for the past 10 years and let people riot as they search for the owner
@endersking
Жыл бұрын
@@hiimemily tumblr would take being called that as a compliment
This is even funnier when you t know the woman who said “it says ‘pervert’ on my teleprompter” is Sam’s actual wife
@21Stephen12
4 ай бұрын
I didn’t actually put that together crazy thing is I feel like I’ve seen his wife in things before I knew Sam
@chimericalical
3 ай бұрын
No, that’s sounds less funny and more abusive and dysfunctional. I hope sams doing okay.
@dillonlippert3801
3 ай бұрын
@@chimericalicalDisgraceful.
@Barren_soul
3 ай бұрын
@@chimericalicalI don’t think this guy has a good grasp of “joking around with loved ones” and “abuse”
@bathamsteryt
3 ай бұрын
@@Barren_soul Chime is gonna call couples abuse the second his wife or more likely girlfriend teases him
OK. You guys have now convinced me to get Dropout TV just to see this absolute roast happening here.
@shandean8352
11 ай бұрын
His dad showing up was hilarious. Sam saying afterwards about dad found time to roast him but never being able to fit a Game Changers cameo into the past Clinton Secretary of the Treasury’s schedule was the cherry on top
@Sabbathtage
11 ай бұрын
It's the only streaming service I've never dropped. Good stuff.
@HEX_17
11 ай бұрын
Also watch d20 while you’re at it
Two full roast episodes, and STILL Sam has not been burned as badly as when he was saying when he first met Brennan, and Brennan started with "We met FIVE YEARS EARLIER"
@crowmuse6312
11 ай бұрын
Omg, what was that on?
@Willothemask
11 ай бұрын
@@crowmuse6312 don't laugh news episode entitled "We've actually met before" the punishment for the one who laughed the most (Sam) was he had to recount when he met the others for the first time.
@crowmuse6312
11 ай бұрын
@@Willothemask thank you so much
@an2wei
10 ай бұрын
Not to mention Katie saying "WE ARE COUSINS"
@Octobris
4 ай бұрын
This. This. :D
His dad must be so disapointed.
@benjossie8834
Жыл бұрын
Having only just recently been made aware who exactly his dad is, I agree.
@hooting-ton5215
Жыл бұрын
So must his hometown... actually where is Sam From?
@leoc5465
Жыл бұрын
his dad is in the skit bffr
@SirPhysics
11 ай бұрын
I think they actually got a clip of his dad getting in on the joke in this episode
@nukeninmgt1504
11 ай бұрын
@@hooting-ton5215 Cambridge, Massachusetts born and raised. They must be so disappointed at the Piccadilly Theater
Sam’s wife on the set and then the surprise video guest made this episode one of the best.
Mother effin magnates, how do they work?
@sycops1
Жыл бұрын
I think How it's made did a piece on how they are created. Interesting stuff.
@mynameismatt2010
11 ай бұрын
@@sycops1my dude...
@mightytoast2693
11 ай бұрын
That's the neat part, they don't!
@Hermititis
11 ай бұрын
@@sycops1 , How It's Made did a piece on "magnates" ? Did it involve lots of greased palms and looking the other way?
@garbomode29
11 ай бұрын
@@sycops1LMAO
The pvp episodes are some of my favoeite
This is somehow better than the onion.
@ZeSgtSchultz
Жыл бұрын
Its not.
@Incompetent_Hero
Жыл бұрын
@@ZeSgtSchultzGuys we forgot to check with the Quality Officer, apparently we can't find this better than The Onion, its objective fact.
@GoldenPantaloons
Жыл бұрын
@@Incompetent_Hero Thanks, Quality Officer!
@Blade.5786
11 ай бұрын
That's because their budget is garbage now, they can only make simple shorts and podcasts.
@Gojiracity
11 ай бұрын
They're 2 entirely different things so comparing them at all is really idiotic tbh.
I would love if Sam actually bought Tumblr. He could bring the most chaotic hellsite on the internet to new levels of chaos and nonsense
Dropout is the only media service where the ceo is not only featured in most broadcasting, but also mocked by the cast
The "what a pervert" got me good
😂😂😂😭😭😭 I S2G IF THE PROMPTER LITERALLY SAID “IT SAYS PERVERT ON MY PROMPTER”
I can’t wait to hear what his father has to say about this news!
Lily's strategy for Breaking News seems to be to say every word like it's a threat 😂
i love how this series turned from jokes and random stuff to essentially character assasinations now and then xD
Sam would probably be a better owner of tumblr than the actual current owners of tumblr. I support this buyout
I've been on Tumblr for more than a decade now and I assure you it's filled with junkies and perverts, I love it.
@jjgarcia156
Жыл бұрын
But they got rid of all the porn
@Cixon14
11 ай бұрын
@@jjgarcia156”Got rid” is such a strong term for how lax their content moderation staff actually are these days
@DillyBlue
11 ай бұрын
@@jjgarcia156 That's just what they tell Apple so they don't get kicked off the app store.
If Sam did buy Tumblr they should remake the CEO sketch but with him instead of Brennan
I believe the exact offer was $69,420,800,870.70
If Elon Musk bought Tumblr, it would have been run into the ground faster than Twitter
@rileydavidson180
11 ай бұрын
Everyone on Tumblr would deliberately run it into the ground as fast as possible.
@devincetee5335
3 ай бұрын
Neil would lead the charge
@BottoBobbs
3 ай бұрын
@@devincetee5335 Gaiman or Cicierega?
Is that just a Sam Roasting News? Wth xD
@oldvlognewtricks
11 ай бұрын
They’ve already done Grant twice 🤷🏻♂️
@chrayez
11 ай бұрын
@@oldvlognewtricksdoing grant twice isn’t really that surprising though. He’s quite the manwhore. 😂
I dig it when they bring back the old school cast
Okay so, one episode is funny, two episodes is ridiculous, but three episodes is character assassination.
Putting the Reich in Sam Reich
@thekodex1186
8 ай бұрын
Nah 💀💀
This was the best episode of Breaking News
Shows Sam is a great boss, they're comfortable roasting him to his face
Looks like a fun bloke to be around with. Where hes from again?
no but like she’s onto one abt the branding bc this is literally my first time getting a video from this channel 😭
Tumblr isn’t even worth $69, let alone $69 billion
More of this please.
Streaming magnet lol
if sam bought tumblr it would save the site honestly
He didn't deny the allegations, just that percert was not on the prompter.
Classic, they really do a good job of roasting The boys lmao
It says pervert on my prompter
man drop out is super hit or miss
Gosh Sam reich is really right wing isn’t he?
@thekodex1186
8 ай бұрын
I don't know if you're joking or not, but in case you aren't: he's not
Laughing my butt off
which episode is this??
given the shit show that the current tumblr owner is involved with. i would *love* to see sam reich buy tumblr
is this episode available full on youtube? I cant seem to find it
Fun fact: Yahoo bought Tumblr for 1 billion then sold it for 3 million.
The tumblr folks would tear him to shreds I tell you
Prompter? I hardly know her.
Sam Reich being considered right-wing would come as a huge surprise given who his father is.
Wow, and here I was starting to like Sam Reich. Sadly he seems just another right wing tech billionaire loon. I hope he gets the help he needs and doesn’t ruin Tumblr in the process.
You can get tumbler for less than a billion at this point
Which episode is this
Sam definitely lost this one 😂😂😂
Tumblr was actually sold in 2019 for only $3 million, or $0.003 billion.
@dennile_7355
3 ай бұрын
Wasnt it bought by Yahoo before that for a billion
i wish sam would buy tumblr
Tbf Tumblr costs like two carrots and some loose change right now, you could totally buy it and it would still be a better financial decision than whatever Elongated Muskrat was on
@thekodex1186
8 ай бұрын
To be fair, doing better then Elon Musk is pretty much guarenteed
I wish dropout bought tumblr
Ooooh my god 🤭
I Don’t think tumblr is even worth just $69 at this point. Pukicho made sure of that
ok but this would fix tumblr’s problems rn
Im stuck on the concept of Sam being right wing. Can you imagine what the states would look like if Sam was the epitome of the right?
😄
Given that he’s an active user, I would honestly be kinda down with Sam owning Tumblr
69k is more realistic for tumblr LMAO
Sam would do better with tumblr then the current staff 😅
sam should buy tumblr tbh
It's fun that they think they aren't right wing.
@flyingpiggy1475
3 ай бұрын
I might be wrong, but I’m sure dropout isn’t right wing. They are more left than anything else
@elijahwilensky3318
2 ай бұрын
They aren't. They may be libs, but they're not right wing
niiiiiiiiiice
Okay but can Sam buy tumblr? I think he would do a good job 😂😂
That last name reminds me of something… what are if we just changed his first name to German?
@russellmz
11 ай бұрын
not austrian?
Sam III Reich
Oh didn't know sam was right wing.
@thekodex1186
8 ай бұрын
He isn't actually lol
@flyingpiggy1475
3 ай бұрын
@@thekodex1186but he said and I quote “ I think that the left is the wrong way to go down”
This is just the ruling class having some fun
Only dnd show that makes u pay
It's true
Using ihis platform as a joke
Apartheid, because elon is south african. I get it.
@mathguy97
8 ай бұрын
No because Elon's family got rich off of Apartheid labour back in south africa.
@dennile_7355
3 ай бұрын
Nah more that his family got rich though mining operations during apartheid SA… ya know a place famous for it protection of indigenous workers rights… also hes been pretty open bout his racism
"I beg you no more ill tell you where are Hideouts are no more please this is cruel and unusual punishment"-taliban prisoner forced to watch this show
Elon Musk being an Apartheid supporter might be funnier if there wasn't a Boer genocide going on. You think they would have learned with Rwanda, the white farmer is your best friend, doing the jobs nobody else really wants to... Assuming the risks so your population can be sustained at a higher level with a lower impact on the biosphere that population would normally demand.
they arent bias at all.
@TwoBsTwoTs
11 ай бұрын
This is a progressive comedy show…what do you expect
@ItzJuanG
11 ай бұрын
Cry
I wonder what crimes their ancestors and therfore they are guilty of committing against what they deemed to be a lesser people..
I love these videos so much and I love college humor. I just wish they'd keep the left AND right wing, or just political views out of their comedy sketches entirely. Don't get me wrong, imma laugh anyways lol. I just wish everything wasn't so political nowadays. I miss when comedy was just that; comedy.
@benjamincarlson6994
10 ай бұрын
I'm not sure that anything said here can be taken at face value. This is satire humor
@thekodex1186
8 ай бұрын
Comedy has always regarded political commentary or issues, and besides, this isn't even that, it's a chatacter assassination / roast lol, that's why it was brought up
Trump 2024
I refuse to believe they actually laugh at any of this stuff. I bet Sam stays up at night wondering what his life has become.
@sparpie
11 ай бұрын
How many successful media companies do you own
@claire3614
11 ай бұрын
@@sparpiebeing jealous of Sam's life prompted them to try to get roasted in the comments as well I suppose