How to tell your wife you want a divorce with the power of cooking.

@ktm196

5 жыл бұрын

Daily Dose I’m done 💯💀💀

@lilredworx7111

5 жыл бұрын

That was a good one😂😂😂😂

@nobodyishere5871

5 жыл бұрын

I don’t know which is worse his intros or his cooking

@MrTrainer1200

4 жыл бұрын

Cody Webb intros for sure

@Kimikosnoh

4 жыл бұрын

Daily Dose 😂🖤

this is something I'd make at 2am wasted

@vadimpolukejev374

5 жыл бұрын

Late reply but... You would be wasted and still nail it down better than he did.

@AnthonysEpicKick

5 жыл бұрын

@Vadium Polukejev 2 years later

@andyouasiansdonthearthatwe5162

5 жыл бұрын

@@vadimpolukejev374 lmaoo

@ktm196

5 жыл бұрын

Samuel Mckay I’m wasted,2am and you won my heart more than jack lol

@DEODUBZ

4 жыл бұрын

can i get a hug?

"$24.81, can you believe that?" Looking at that meal? Yes.

@kasaikemono7141

5 жыл бұрын

Jesus, 2$ more and you could make an actual romantic dinner, steak on port wine jus with duchess potatoes

@20cnVision

5 жыл бұрын

Actually, that's quite a lot considering what he put on the table. I actually cannot believe he spent that much.

@carldawkins6751

5 жыл бұрын

Sanderson Chh-hicken Breasts (3): $7.39 Philadelphia Cheesecake filling: $4.48 Kiebler Pie Crust: $1.97 1 Pound of Broccolli: $1.48 Pace Medium Salsa: $2.68 Marketside Classic Iceberg Salad: $1.50 So, yeah. Just make the damn salsa and pie crust yourself. Add in the cost of the hot fudge and sour cream, and I can see $24.

@Dell-ol6hb

4 жыл бұрын

How tf did that abomination he created cost $24, my mother could make a meal for 12 people with $25 tf. I could make a meal for one with like $5.

@itsgeegra

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dell-ol6hb exactly - ya could make a huge portion of pulled pork and pico de gallo with corn tortillas for that and have change.

Jack projecting his own insecurities about how to behave when cooking for a woman is amazing.

@THICCTHICCTHICC

Жыл бұрын

When is cooking with Gman

@relevant3773

10 ай бұрын

what are u doing here man

@user-rk3rv6ny2w

8 ай бұрын

I'm dying 😂

Here are MY tips for impressing your girl with a romantic dinner: 1. Don't watch the Cooking with Jack show 2. Don't watch the Cooking with Jack show 3. Don't watch the Cooking with Jack show 4. Just take her to Olive Garden or something. She is gonna love ya. If you ain't smooching before the night's over, it's because you watched the Cooking with Jack show.

@omginvalid

5 жыл бұрын

LOOOOOL

@nobodyishere5871

5 жыл бұрын

MisterNinetySeven preach it brother

@anexplode7268

5 жыл бұрын

@Kelvin Tran Yeah maybe out of 100 stars.

@jackhorvat7979

4 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about? My future wife is watching this right now

@eazye857

4 жыл бұрын

Taking her to McDonald's is literally more romantic than this

Broke every rule you gave us Take her out for dessert, makes a "cheese cake" Nothing starchy, makes a potato No onions or garlic, marinated in salsa.

Don't make a heavy dinner,... makes cheesecake lmao

@cookingwithjackshow

8 жыл бұрын

+olbas2 dessert is not dinner. it's dessert. LMAO

@DdossAttacks

8 жыл бұрын

+Cooking With Jack Show Yes, but you said that you should take a girl out for dessert yet you immediately made dessert lol. It's super contradicting but do you Jack.

@dashausdesamadeus9557

4 жыл бұрын

@@cookingwithjackshow But she's gonna eat it on a *dinner* anyway

@eazye857

4 жыл бұрын

@@cookingwithjackshow this whole meals is heavy. You literally talk about not getting a big meal but here you are cooking a horrible cooked 5 course meal

@beyondhaircraze4418

3 жыл бұрын

@@cookingwithjackshow but the meal will still be heavy

Nothing says romantic like sitting with your girlfriend watching this video and laughing together.

@unkleRucker21

3 жыл бұрын

Right sometimes a good laughter is more romantic than cuddling lmfao

@aerieljohnson1458

Жыл бұрын

I'm doing that right now lol

@misterninetyseven2898

Жыл бұрын

❤️ that's the best date night idea I've ever seen

Ladies please don't look away, it will help paramedics immensely if you know how you were poisoned.

I made this for my girlfriend and she broke up with me. I can’t stop drinking.

@HelloKitty-wm7gr

Жыл бұрын

jesus lmao i was not expecting that second sentence with this joke

@notwithoutmyfather9855

Жыл бұрын

That's hilarious.

the chicken looks like a bloody tampon

@spaceisliterallythemoststu3538

7 жыл бұрын

Yup

@EnderTeam101

7 жыл бұрын

+Dylan Simms and salad straight out of the bag

@hamster_eater_9683

7 жыл бұрын

and something i hope is cheesecake

@bariatrlcs

6 жыл бұрын

and a jacked potato

@jebactychpolicjantow5497

5 жыл бұрын

marinating in salsa is a great idea.

might as well go mcdonalds and call it a romantic dinner.

@MsMoonDragoon

6 жыл бұрын

At least at mc'ds you know the food ain't raw.

@MattJames2211

5 жыл бұрын

mcd's would be better than this

@shamusbob7969

4 жыл бұрын

That's a Level 5 Romantic Dinner, it takes skill for Jack to figure out if the people who touched his food believed in a white god with a fuzzy beard.

@beyondhaircraze4418

3 жыл бұрын

McDonalds is way better then this GARBAGE.

A microwaved green potato is the most romantic thing I have ever seen, props to you Jack 👏👏👏

@wastedtime2300

4 жыл бұрын

AndrewOfYT green potatoes are actually super dangerous to eat. Learned about it from my university professor.

@littleangelml5145

3 жыл бұрын

@@wastedtime2300 r/wooosh

@tippymctippersonepsilon1634

3 жыл бұрын

Little AngelML Not a woosh, just them building upon the original comment.

@ThePredatorYT-kl9dr

3 жыл бұрын

*Girlfriend dies due to potato poisoning*

Touches raw chicken all over. Continues to touch various things without washing his hands.

@misterninetyseven2898

4 жыл бұрын

Like, how else would the King of Salmanella handle chicken?

@allnamestaken10

2 жыл бұрын

He's immune now

THIS CANT BE REAL

@clubbasher32

5 жыл бұрын

Joshua Castillo its all too real

@misterninetyseven2898

4 жыл бұрын

Look on the bright side: it's so bad it's good

@kkk-hx4yq

4 жыл бұрын

well this is life

"Eat before you Eat" is clearly the type of advice coming from a man that looks like a keg barrel on 2 legs.

@adamcarson6294

5 жыл бұрын

Wheelbarrow

@ebgamesemployee8904

5 жыл бұрын

@@adamcarson6294 Keg barrel

@psychtank8681

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@63annushka

5 жыл бұрын

I actually think this is a good tip, I hate it when guys finish their meal before me.

@Dunkaroos248

5 жыл бұрын

And has had 2 stokes

cooking with jack cheesecake: - take premade crust - add premade filling you literally might as well buy a fully premade cheesecake and it would probably taste way better

@jeremyheyman8952

Жыл бұрын

If you aint smootchin then somethings wrong

@melancholyghost18

Жыл бұрын

I think he also used the wrong crust.

@Nick_C1997

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, a cheesecake crust is meant to be made from crushed graham crackers mixed with melted butter, it’s probably the easiest thing to make

@GuibarianDolthis

Ай бұрын

@@melancholyghost18 chicken pot pie crust 😂

“Don’t give her starch-“ Potatoes are 1000000000% starch sir 😂

@tz6706

3 жыл бұрын

He’s so...stupid...

I made this for my wife and she said she wants “da force” I don’t know what that means but it sounds epic thank you Jack!!!!

@woodlefoof2

Жыл бұрын

Has she been watching Star Wars?

@yoginc

5 ай бұрын

She meant di vorce 😂

Pasta is like.. The ultimate date night meal. What is he on

@theForrestGalantey

5 жыл бұрын

He's a little slow and lame, behind in time idk he is very mysterious.

@misterninetyseven2898

4 жыл бұрын

Fettuccine Alfredo and a bottle of wine? That's romantic AF.

@evaluna122

4 жыл бұрын

@@panesar94p he sniffs mayo 😂

@charlie_mario6292

4 жыл бұрын

He’s ignoring the fact the purest form of love is making your s/o fresh pasta

@Kaboomboo

2 жыл бұрын

@@misterninetyseven2898 and would also cost less than $25. Decent wine can go as low as $10. Heavy cream and pasta, $5. Parmigiano regianno, the good stuff, less than $10 depending on how large the wedge is. Throw a lemon in there for some zest and a pad of butter. There ya go.

How romantic serving her frozen pie crust, and boxed cheesecake filling

@aidan9004

4 жыл бұрын

Keep in mind it’s not even a graham cracker crust either...

"Don't wear cologne" If she's overpowered by cologne across the table.... Your need to stop putting on half a bottle. One spray.

@StrawberryJam806

4 жыл бұрын

James G I know right, that was the weirdest advice ever. I like it when guys wear cologne

@ninam.6781

4 жыл бұрын

@@StrawberryJam806 We don't know what we like. Only Jack knows what the ladies like.

I hope someday, in a distant future, a historian finds this channel and interprets it as an accurate representation of human cuisine during this era. Call it the 23rd century Jas Townsend

"nO oNiOnS!" *Proceeds to use salsa, which by the way contains onions*

@cindyg.2418

4 жыл бұрын

And garlic 😂

@eazye857

4 жыл бұрын

Well in his defence he said you could use garlic onion salt, so to be fair he was already being contradictory before that

@christalvanlear9314

3 жыл бұрын

And also garlic.

I'm a lady and I watched it because I believe everyone is entitled to enjoying a train wreck

Implying other people have Tweety bowls

@eazye857

4 жыл бұрын

Other people don't? Great now I've got to get new plates because Jack is the only other guy who has them

"you're gonna thank me later." Yes, thank you for the laughter

@misterninetyseven2898

4 жыл бұрын

That's the redeeming factor of Cooking with Jack and the real reason I watch his videos. He's so bad he's good

“Guy tip” lmao what a clown

Thanks Jack, she took the kids.

@julieoluna8887

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@raihanbagaskara3531

Жыл бұрын

Wtf

Is the salsa and excuse to not season your food properly?

@emilyjones9301

4 жыл бұрын

Apart from the 900 things wrong in this video I was also blown away by the fact that there is literally no seasoning on anything

If any guy presented me that cheesecake I'd dump him right there.

@YoungPoliRadical

9 жыл бұрын

MarsBars I imagine you're probably single.

@conversefriend

9 жыл бұрын

And you'd be wrong.

@conversefriend

9 жыл бұрын

:^)

@cookingwithjackshow

8 жыл бұрын

+MarsBars Then you're probably going to have trouble finding a man, if you can't appreciate a guy for what he does and not what you get.

@conversefriend

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah having standards is going to end my relationship you're right.

" Last thing you wanna do is fill your lady up on valentines" Speak for yourself jack

"Remember to put it in the oven first, it's not ready, it's still dough" Men: Ah ye, unga bunga, caveman almost forgot

@scrbk2105

3 жыл бұрын

this comment is still underrated

@juliagomez6321

3 жыл бұрын

@@scrbk2105 yeah

This is better than any comedy on Netflix

Can you imagine being married to someone who not only thinks any of this is ok, but thinks its so good he's using it to instruct other men?

@sbrad09

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Brookes I sincerely laughed out loud, check out Broil LA, they are legit

@andrewnolastname2337

2 жыл бұрын

@@FSU-xn8em I hope you're joking. Please be joking.

@andrewnolastname2337

2 жыл бұрын

@@FSU-xn8em No of course not. I'm saying the food he is preparing has a better chance of preparing safe, sanitary, and edible food than he does.

2:50 “of your old enough to shave, shave” what is his audience made up of? What 10 yr olds are studying his valentine tips?

My guy made a “cheesecake” and didn’t even buy the right premade crust for the pie

1:25 don't drag us all down to your level thanks ✌

Your not foolin anyone with guy tip #1. You just wanna eat 2 dinners. Edit: There's no woman coming over to eat. You just wanted a cheesecake.

"don't fill her up" then gives her cheesecake "women dont care what it looks like if it tastes like cheesecake" why don't you just make her a vegan sloppy joe for valentines

As an ex chef for a mid-high class restaurant, I would like to ask for a life sentence for Jack, even in prison they have better looking/tasting food. 😂

@BlackPeopleKilla

Жыл бұрын

mcdonald’s is not mid-high class

@FGlover63

Жыл бұрын

@@BlackPeopleKilla damn

The only woman who would ever think this as appetizing is Jack in a wig

I swear, If I ever end up on death row... I will request this as my last meal. I will look forward to the electric chair ASAP after eating it.

I tried this, I'm now single THANKS JACK

My wife divorced me after I cooked this for her

It should really read "Fatso tip #1: Eat before you eat".

This yells divorced dad meal rather than a romantic valentines dinner.

Not a single thing was made from scratch or seasoned

I gotta tell ya Jack, this meal worked wonders for me. Just last night I was one poor lonely soul, but now after tossin’ up this meal I’m swimming in ladies. That title is no lie folks, one bite from this and the ladies will be stuck to you like that cheesecake in your arteries. I don’t know how someone could have as much raw talent as you, and I thank you for your absolute breakthroughs in the culinary world.

The only word I have to describe that dinner is sad

“Use a nice dish” “do not serve her a salad in the tweety bowl” *_*uses paper plates_**

Anyone here from cr1t1ikal?

@cindyg.2418

4 жыл бұрын

Yessir

@Blue-df3zz

4 жыл бұрын

Don't do that it ruins the spirit of the original video

@TCAPRecipes

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

If I cooked this for my partner, id be on a one way ticket to break up city

Your cooking makes me want to live off of eating paper for the rest of my life

If I had a girlfriend and made that for her as a "romantic dinner" I would probably not have a girlfriend anymore.

@bibibobs

5 жыл бұрын

Why, would she become your wife?

@vitekprchal8608

5 жыл бұрын

Isnt that cool that Jack has a wife, despite of his deathbringin cooking skills. But most of his comentators are sitting home alone with their hands on a standby?

@YurinanAcquiline

5 жыл бұрын

@@vitekprchal8608 "Death bringing cooking skills" I laughed so hard at this.

@bushdid911jetfuelcantmelts4

5 жыл бұрын

@@vitekprchal8608 Have you seen his wife though?

@beyondhaircraze4418

3 жыл бұрын

_probably?_

jack she wont call back

@Mus34679

2 ай бұрын

Did you forget to shave??

“The last thing you want to do is fill your lady up on Valentine’s Day” *actually.....*

"you're going to allow... her to put her own dressing on"

@shamusbob7969

7 жыл бұрын

He's gonna spoil that girl.

8:24 why did you make another raw bag of salsa chicken as a time saving transition to shave off 3 seconds? 🤨

@synthguy7774

5 жыл бұрын

It makes sense for cooking or baking but not for mixing salsa and raw chicken. Lol.

He couldn't even manage to buy the right premade pie crust. unbelievable.

Why is there a washer and dryer in the kitchen?

>Sour cream and 5 green onions LOADED BAKED POTATO

You know, or you can make dinner and dessert _with_ your girlfriend and make a lovely date out of that...

These guy tips are something a teen would think to impress his girlfriend.

@misterninetyseven2898

2 жыл бұрын

All the teens watching this probably aren't looking for ways to impress girlfriends. They're probably watching for a good laugh.

Most of the ingredients are store bought. I get making live easy for yourself but come on, where's the heart?

@eazye857

4 жыл бұрын

Lol it's far away from the heart

All hail the emo rock band singer Charlie

“If you ain’t smoochin by the end of the night , you must of did something wrong” ... Are you sure about that, Jack?

I get that someone might be on a budget, but why is everything storebought? A romantic meal should be made of something from the heart, or at least a little homemade.

I'd rather have the Tweety bowl with some pasta 😅

Who the hell put hot fudge on a cheesecake

THis is peak youtube

alternative recipe; creamy lemon and dill chicken, with lots of delicious spices marinating the chicken the night before. an arugula salad with roasted walnuts, fresh pears, aged piave cheese petals, and a delicious sweet tangy vinaigrette consisting of Dijon mustard, sugar, honey, salt n pepper, red wine vinegar, shallots, and olive oil. the broccoli and potato would be used to make medallions with added sharp cheddar and Swiss. and for dessert, a simple strawberry cheesecake with a graham cracker crust. 😋

@Nick_C1997

6 ай бұрын

Damn, that sounds delicious

TAMPON CHICKEN

@maestro-zq8gu

3 жыл бұрын

aka Pollo a la Tampon

I'm literally crying reading these comments

Hey Jack, I made this for my gf and she left me, wtf????

My boyfriend and I watched this together. Our only question, since we are both men, who makes the meal?

@muhammadlee8628

6 жыл бұрын

Remember the pottery scene in Ghost with Patrick Swayze? Something like that.

@eazye857

4 жыл бұрын

The one that's better at cooking would be my personal choice

@ninam.6781

4 жыл бұрын

@@eazye857 Trick question. The answer was neither.

Who tf wears axe as a cologne 😭😭😭 This dude probably wore axe to prom 💀💀💀

@cyeerieczar

4 жыл бұрын

jacooby ramos middle schoolers in 2007

lets try the potato - eats a forkful of sour cream

So you are adamant about using a nice serving plate, but yet you are serving microwaved food on the nice plate? The irony.

How do you make a cheesecake look worse with twice the amount of effort as making an actual cheesecake?

As your date cuts into her cheesecake, be sure to look her in the eyes and say, "You like that? Yeah - women love cheesecake." That'll score some major points for you. LOL

@punkydamonkey989

Жыл бұрын

to make it even more romantic serve a glass of the shittiest boxed wine you can find from a gas station store. she'll be marrying you at THAT point lol

You’re being incredibly presumptive about what women like.

@diamondeyes8687

5 жыл бұрын

Bold of him to assume that I, a lady, wouldn't eat a whole baked potato

@supersix-four9509

3 жыл бұрын

@@jojojaykay 😂😆

"Don't feed her starch" *Proceeds to serve potatoes, one of the starchiest foods out there*

“Last thing you wanna do is to fill your lady up on valentines.” I dunno man i kinda want to

I made this... Now I'm single and have food poisoning. At least it was under $25

No dislikes on the video? Seems like a great tutorial, can't wait to try it!

@OTMPR1M0

2 жыл бұрын

I was the first! He needs to know!

I would be ashamed to serve my girlfriend this meal. If you need to be taught how to make this meal you should just take her out to dinner. What a joke!

@misterninetyseven2898

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr, for someone that close to your heart I'd think Olive Garden would be in order instead of microwaving a potato and chunk of broccoli, burning some type of chicken, pouring salad straight out of a bag, and pouring cheesecake filling from a tub into a store crust.

I’ve never seen anyone marinate a chicken in salsa ever

He measures in containers rather than cups. Also your lady deserves more than microwaved potatoes and prepackaged cheesecake filling.

Perfect valentines day meal if you really despise your wife or girlfriend and are looking for an easy way to break up. Happy Valentines Day!

This comment section has me dying of laughter

what if its a romantic dinner for 16?

I thought eat before you eat meant something else...

Been single 11 years now.

@noncedolungeliwefinca9713

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

He is aware that the cheesecake wasn't really a cheesecake, more so a 'cheesecake filling pie"

Thanks for the tips i hope this will be my last date 👍😁

I thought I was cheap lol!

This is the meal I eat when I'm so depressed I can't eat, this isn't a romantic dinner, wtf.

Anyone here from Cr1tikals video?

@xchickenmanx

5 жыл бұрын

yee

I tried this recipe... guess what, it worked!!! I'm single again.