Sam Rockwell is just too good for just 1 marvel movie

@juansevillano8981

8 жыл бұрын

+LegendaryBrolly I think he would had been an excellent Iron man...

@Howyaduing

8 жыл бұрын

I think he would've been a decent villain if they haven't dumbed him down so much

@nganheep3570

6 жыл бұрын

True

@skarmachild

6 жыл бұрын

Oh? What happened there with Hammer? I NEED MORE HAMMER. They need to bring him back as a good guy or something to join the team, or the weapons dealer for the Avengers, but still have him be the smooth talking asscanoe he always is.

6 жыл бұрын

The King in the North I hope he'll appear in Avengers 3.

Well, I'll give Justin credit. For all his lacking in terms of science and such, he certainly knows how to get people to buy his products.

@Ghidorah96

5 жыл бұрын

Cheapsunglasses in real life that's all it takes

@cunningsmile4166

5 жыл бұрын

Tie, gloves and vest sell it.

@thefuzzypickle8277

5 жыл бұрын

Well he doesnt make the weapons doesnt he just sell them?

@megaredemption8051

5 жыл бұрын

I think that's just Sam Rockwell

@vanshagarwal2362

5 жыл бұрын

"whatever it takes"

These are the Cubans, baby. This is the Cohibas, the Montecristos. This is a kinetic-kill, side-winder vehicle with a secondary cyclotrimethlyenetrinitamine RDX burst. It’s capable of busting the bunker under the bunker you just busted - If it were any smarter, it would write a book. A book that would make Ulysses look like it was written in crayon. It would read it to you. This is my Eiffel Tower. This is my Rachmaninoff’s Third. My Pieta. It’s completely elegant. It’s bafflingly beautiful. And it’s capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero. I call it... the Ex-Wife.

@savagefrito

6 жыл бұрын

Redundant writing... RDX is cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine . He basically said "cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine Burst". Imagine saing TriNitroToluene TNT BURST. silly.

@DoctorPorkenfries

6 жыл бұрын

IMO, it makes sense for him in-character. He's trying to sell something, so he's making it sound more impressive than it is. He was counting on his clients not realizing he basically just repeated himself. Kind of like how commercials will sometimes boast that research for their product included a double-blind study and count on viewers not realizing that that's less impressive than it sounds.

@PrabhablyAGoodYouTuber

6 жыл бұрын

Just like Apple

@NealX

5 жыл бұрын

"cyclotrimethlyenetrinitamine " - You missed an "r" in there.

@birdmanbaby1000

5 жыл бұрын

And like Don Cheadle *I put my finger under my nose*

"It's capable of busting a bunker... under the bunker you just busted"

@scouttroop291

8 жыл бұрын

+Father O’Mally’O’Connel’O’Carrol’O’Reilly’O’Brian’O’Sullivan who is also Italian titanium shell with a time delay fuse that gose boom with a smart chip in a 30mm round ant more there going shoot you shhh

@deanhydra

8 жыл бұрын

+Colonel 100 that hellsing ultimate abridged refrence tho lol

@VunderGuy

8 жыл бұрын

If this is true, this makes no sense... since they're airforce men. They should know plenty of big words that'd make the big words Hammer was using look small.

@skarmachild

7 жыл бұрын

if it were any smarter it'd write a book ... and it would read it to you.

@Olderaccount17

7 жыл бұрын

And it would make "Ulisses" look like it was written in crayon.

Ok, seriously now, Sam Rockwell absolutely stole the show in this movie.

@alpachino2047

3 жыл бұрын

Rodrigo Ele yes he did!!

@kbanghart

3 жыл бұрын

He's so damn good, he almost stole it from Robert Downey jr.

@vichukuttan9625

2 жыл бұрын

@@kbanghart no

@kbanghart

2 жыл бұрын

@@vichukuttan9625 yes

@vichukuttan9625

2 жыл бұрын

@@kbanghart then why don't they cast him as tony stark (This comment I made 2 years ago) I changed this dumb statement.He is too good at playing Justin hammer)

I love how Don Cheadle is holding it not to laugh.. lol

@michaelflury4434

5 жыл бұрын

He does make a good Rhodes in the franchise

@txmetalhead82xk

5 жыл бұрын

Even Sam Rockwell almost chuckled during that long line about the "ex-wife".

@OpnDoarPlcy

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I noticed that too. Lol

@sea4874

6 ай бұрын

1:36 Yup.😆

Best scene in the movie without a doubt. ''If it were any smarter, it'd write a book, a book that would make Ulysses look like it was written in crayon. It would read it to you.'' Lmao.

@gdiaz991

6 жыл бұрын

Guhsteh This line alone, I laughed so loud and still do...every time. Sam Rockwell is gold here...

@jakestetson28

5 жыл бұрын

Guhsteh the ex wife line got me

@fanofyoutubers9792

4 жыл бұрын

any great poem written in crayon... funny

@osagieosemwota2090

Жыл бұрын

it would read it to you 😂😂

@jennys.2440

Жыл бұрын

So fucking brilliant!

This guy is good at selling. I like this actor too.

@Mazzara1035

7 жыл бұрын

Chee Kiat Teo he was great in The Green Mile, too.

@tk6328

7 жыл бұрын

Chee Kiat Teo his name is Sam Rockwell, he's one of my fave actors

@starr0401

6 жыл бұрын

I like that he just disappears into his characters in every movie. Sadly it's probably also the reason why he is not more famous. Sometimes one could be too good for his own sake.

@vivs005

6 жыл бұрын

Sam Rockwell is one deserving actor. Glad he won an oscar for 3 billboards.

@kbanghart

3 жыл бұрын

@@vivs005 I seriously need to watch that all the way through.

After he says i call it the ex wife even don chedle had a hard time not laughing!! The funniest part in the movie

@johnuhjacobs2438

6 жыл бұрын

That doesn't make sense since Don was laughing in the next scene. Both scenes were most likely shot hours apart

@kbanghart

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnuhjacobs2438 no idea what you mean, nothing in this indicates it was shot hours apart

@Sovereign01

2 ай бұрын

Especially when he does actually fire it and it does nothing 😁

The Ex-Wife is a KINETIC Kill Sidewinder, IE, in order to be devastating, it has to be shot from a LONG distance, not point blank range. The longer the distance, the more kinetic energy it gathers, and the more bunkers it can bust.

@IsrarTaj83

8 жыл бұрын

+cyberaknus NOW, I understand why it didn't work. thanks for the info.

@matthew_natividad

8 жыл бұрын

I guess It wasn't hammer tech it was rodoe's misuse of it that didn't work wen fighting whiplash

@cyberaknus

8 жыл бұрын

matthew natividad Well said.

@DallySkyeAnims

8 жыл бұрын

+matthew natividad And now I see why the Ex-wife worked in the deleted alternate ending of Ironman 2 lol.

@natanaelkristian1342

6 жыл бұрын

Ooooh I see that does make sense, thanks for the info

Ok you can say what you want about Hammer but he knows how to sell weapons. I wanna purchase the ex wife right now.

@Lightingwarrior

8 жыл бұрын

+Max Mustermann You wouldn't after seeing it "preform"

@VunderGuy

8 жыл бұрын

Wow... the stupidity in this statement is staggering. Like, really staggering. Like, more stupid than Iron Man 3 staggering... yeah... I went there.

@NYG1991

8 жыл бұрын

I want one, too just for the sheer fun of it.

@samcollends

8 жыл бұрын

i cannot agree more...the conviction is not strong with him/her

@matthewadair4507

7 жыл бұрын

Max Mustermann the ex wife is not something that I would use in battle.

"The boys in uniform call this uncle Gazpacho or puff the magic dragon."

@mrfashionguy1

6 жыл бұрын

Ben Geiger was't he on america's got talent

@julumodest1426

6 жыл бұрын

wait, i thought puff of the magic dragon about 20mm vulcan

@AirbornePathogen

6 жыл бұрын

The early AC-47 gunships in Vietnam used the 7.62 miniguns. The story goes that they were called "Puff the Magic Dragon" because some Vietnamese thought they looked like fire-breathing dragons. The 20mm M61 Vulcans were used in the follow-on AC-130 gunships.

@PresidentialWinner

4 жыл бұрын

When you realize Elon Musk named Space X's Dragon spaceship because of Puff the magic dragon, and he was in Iron Man 2, and the scenes that portrayed Stark Industries in Iron Man 1 & 2 were from Space X facilities.

@leonefurlan137

2 жыл бұрын

The "Torso taker", the "powder maker"

This is the funniest scene in all of the MCU. The lines, the delivery, the facial expressions are all perfect. I've watched this scene a million times and it still cracks me up.

Best scene in the whole damn movie.

@alanfmusic82

8 жыл бұрын

great writing and great acting in this scene :)

@sabbathcore

8 жыл бұрын

+lawoftheeast yes this dude is fucking hilarious. "size matters dont let anyone tell you different"/"the torso taker the powder maker, our boys in uniform call it UNCLE GUSPACHO or PUFF THA MAGIC DRAGON" LMFAO. " These right here are the cubans the cohibas the monte cristos" He was talkin sooo much Bullshit. Imma start sayin this shit to some women just to see what tha fuck they say for my own laughter. next chic i bring to my place imma tell her this right here baby is the cuban tha cohiba tha monte cristo.LMFAO!!!!!!! ahhhhh good comedy

@silviogrijalva8801

7 жыл бұрын

lawoftheeast not really

@unknowncat2278

6 жыл бұрын

The b

@StarWarsMoments

2 жыл бұрын

Nah. It is funny though.

This character was waaaay ahead of his time. Didn't see it then but man... Sam Rockwell did kill it! By far the best in Iron Man 2

An entrepreneur must know both improving the company's products and persuading the others to buy them. Tony knew how to improve his stuffs, and Hammer knew the other.

@matthew_natividad

8 жыл бұрын

But also tony did do a great demo on the Jericho

@NoName-ss8pm

5 жыл бұрын

@@matthew_natividad that Jericho demo itself deserves an Oscar.

@redsun5929

Жыл бұрын

Stark knew both.Hammer felt like a dollar store Stark

this is easily one of the best scenes in the MCU Sam Rockwell's delivery is amazing

0:34 "Hippy control" lost it right there

I wish we'd get more of Justin Hammer. He makes me laugh 😂😂😂

"Give me something here. You're like a Sphinx I can't read you" always cracks me up. That's hilarious.

Everything about this scene is gold, from the way he bites down on that lollipop to start it off, to the cadence of the delivery, to Don Cheadle barely not laughing making into the final take, which means there are tons of other takes where he is cracking up! need more of this!

I've always loved Sam Rockwell, and he's at least 80% of why I would rewatch Iron Man 2. Very charismatic actor.

The older I get and the more I watch Sam Rockwell I love this character more and more.

It's so funny to see Hammer try imitate Tony with his random rambling.

@backyardtiger7544

8 жыл бұрын

He failed lol

@Lightingwarrior

8 жыл бұрын

+Backyard Tiger That's the point

@Howyaduing

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah but I was thinking it would be cooler to see someone at Tony's level of both wisecracking and technical (almost)

@EdwardDavian1

8 жыл бұрын

He's obviously not trying to imitate Tony and he's not just randomly rambling. He's a weapons dealer like Tony so he's hyping up what his merchandise can do so he can sell them. Hammer's sales pitch was also really funny, you're just too dumb to get it.

@Damar158

8 жыл бұрын

Edward Davian Aside from the unnecessary insult, the joke is clearly him trying to imitate Tony who fast talks through technical facts and is trying to impress two USAF officers who know all this shit and tries to sell them woefully inadequate weapons like the 9mm SMG or the shotgun instead of actual armaments that would fit a power armor like micro-missile batteries or laser cannons. And the Ex-Wife doesn't even work.

When you put all your stats into Charisma.

Justin Hammer for a solo film. He is the glue that holds in cinematic universe together.

0:59 I love how tender his voice becomes when he comes to his best product.

@RaceDefendImportTunerTeam

11 ай бұрын

The Monte Cristos

"... butI can tell this isn't Disco enough for you". I don't know why that line cracks me up so much lol

They gave a series to Wanda when Hammer was right there ready to chew through six episodes of Disney+.

the hippie control... lmao

1:24 The Ex-Wife was too good to be true :)

@rexflamevermillion5527

3 жыл бұрын

I mean it's a range weapon so ......it's like not enough speed and velocity to make it go boom

l love in Luke Cage how they use Hammer Tech weapons.

@maxfrankow1238

6 жыл бұрын

CCJJ160Channels and they think it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread.

@parkerboy795

5 жыл бұрын

@Black Ninja No, but at the time, it could have. If Diamondback actually aimed for his head or heart. Even then, an exploding bullet that is undetectable and untraceable? That's good weaponry.

@parkerboy795

5 жыл бұрын

@@maxfrankow1238 Because Stark industries was out of the weapons game.

Best usage of gun porn in cinematic history.

Who else is here to see the Kenosha Assistant District Attorney?

If Tony were there, he'd be like: Nice toys. I made my first Iron Man suit out of scrap metal and some electrical wires in a cave in the Middle East, but you know. This is nice too. If you wanna start from the very bottom.

@Meg_Lovegood

6 жыл бұрын

Xylarxcode but they have a suit?

@superheriber27

6 жыл бұрын

Xylarxcode SAVAGE

@thefinnpool1468

6 жыл бұрын

Xylarxcode Hammer knows damn well he can't beat Tony in quality but that's what competition is about, he sells more because he's prices are lower than Tony's but his products are just crap.

@davidjohnston4577

6 жыл бұрын

I liked when Rhodey fired the Ex-Wife and it did jack-shit. Proves how effective Hammer's weapons are against quality weapons.

@PrabhablyAGoodYouTuber

6 жыл бұрын

Axel Naders I'm pretty sure the Ex-Wife didn't blow up when Rhodey used it was because the missile had to be shot from a pretty far away distance for it to gain inertia. That's why Justin says the missile is a bunker buster, it can bust a whole bunker which is pretty powerful.

It's quite ironic, but I sees him as one the most sympathetic character in the all MCU. He tries so hard to be as good as Tony and never really succeeds, and is such a good talker that I could actually watch a series on him. Thoughts ?

@zach.taylor

7 жыл бұрын

yes

@C_F11

7 жыл бұрын

Don't Call Me Shurley My thought is: he is much better a seller than the stuff is selling, but I totally get your point! This part was the most hilarious in the movie and this character deserves more. Unfortunately, I don't think a serie about him could be done, unless someone take out some guts and make one out of this! "My pieta" made me laugh really hard!

@ArturoGarzaID

6 жыл бұрын

Don't Call Me Shurley Here’s what I think. kzread.info/dash/bejne/eaJ9mtOYYbqeaaw.html

@zainnensey2552

2 ай бұрын

You'd think that, but think about what you see during the movie. He was caught selling to Iran in front of Congress. He willingly busted a guy who attempted to commit murder out of jail and faked a death just to try and get a foothold on arc reactor technology. He ignored the warning signs when he saw Vanko building drones instead of manned armor. Hammer wasn't some plucky guy aspiring to more, he was a dangerously unethical businessman.

@theinvisiblecunt6417

2 ай бұрын

@@zainnensey2552 Well I was a teen when I wrote that so you're probably right. But in the diegesis of the film, he's still an underdog and those often get my sympathy

"They do make something better than waffles" XD

I just hear Mr.Wolf flexing his guns 😂

@PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme

2 жыл бұрын

"I wouldn't take that, those things rip your pants right out"

I think this scene stands out as a brilliant parody of American culture. The setting is in an Air Force hangar and there's a huge Old Glory draped across the background. The capitalist salesman waxes away poetically with his ambitious, plucky and eloquently down to earth sales pitch in which he even calls Lt.Col Rhodes "baby". I also like the smoky blues rock soundtrack that's homegrown and evocative of the American southwest. I hope I didn't ruin it for anybody by describing it this way but I just love this scene.

@johnlocke8642

10 ай бұрын

Nah youre spot on

One of my favorite scenes. Don Cheadle almost losing it is a testament to Sam Rockwell's delivery of some great lines.

This scene never fails to crack me up. Sam Rockwell OWNS this movie, man

1:42 I just realized he smells the Ex-Wife as if it were a cigar LOL

@JhussCommentingOnVideos

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah cuz he said “these are the Cubans baby. The Cohibas” and Cohiba is a premium cigar brand, popular as Cuban cigars are known to be the some of the best

this "which one? - all of it- (walks away)" thing makes cool-looking end for a conversation. once i was in a shop to buy red pen. the vendor told me that they had 5 options. i looked at them and said, "i think i will take it".... and then the rest happened :D

@Igni-Geer

6 жыл бұрын

Spare time G you are the ink Machine (get it?) war machine/ ink machine, ok I'm not funny

@nickvang7

6 жыл бұрын

Edgar RoJas | Don't worry you made me giggle.

@PHATB0Y20

6 жыл бұрын

No it didn’t

@JaimeGodina

6 жыл бұрын

Edgar RoJa

@ermonski

5 жыл бұрын

Sell me that fucking pen

i actually memorized his whole pitch back in high school. it's still one of my favourite party tricks

Can't wait to see him again in ARMOR WARS he about to get out of prison

I’m glad Sam Rockwell is coming back as Justin Hammer, he is incredibly underrated in this film.

@DanielAppleton-lr9eq

Жыл бұрын

Sam Rockwell has a *warehouse* full of personas, it sure seems like it. Heroes, villains, comic relief, antiheroes. He brings his A - game.

@onedae7587

7 ай бұрын

Bro came back in s2 of what if!

this was one of the best marvel characters. he is very conflicted and plagued with jeolousy

when he says "you're tough" I can't help but laugh omg hammer really is the funniest person in the MCU, they need to bring him back

To think that MCU delivered this kind of scene before John Wick.. 😂

He did this character perfect.

@DanielAppleton-lr9eq

Жыл бұрын

He freaking *BECAME* Hammer. He was in the zone.

I miss him please bring him back

It's really fun seeing him again in What If and even better that Sam Rockwell returned to voice the character.

I named the "Fat Man" The Ex Wife on Fallout 4 \m/

I can still remember this scene, every single line, word for word.

This may be my favorite scene of this film, for the sheer fact that Sam Rockwell is fucking phenomenal. It'd be great to see him come back to the MCU

He also voiced Wolf from The Bad Guys.

@PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme

2 жыл бұрын

Yassee

As a computer nerd, I was showing my friend my keyboard collection and this is exactly what it felt like

Some of the best writing in any movie ever. Rockwell rocks.

Sam Rockwell was the best thing about that movie.

@PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme

2 жыл бұрын

Woooooolffffff

If only War Machine had that gatling gun in Avengers 2, Iron Man 3 and Civil War. Maybe in Infinity War two years from now.

Knowing that it blows something below the bunker you busted, I see now why it didn’t work later in the movie. It was so smart that it has safety lock that prevents friendly fire in case it doesn’t go far enough

Justin Hammer is my Spirit animal...god i love him

@PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme

2 жыл бұрын

He sure is..........

@DanielAppleton-lr9eq

Жыл бұрын

@@PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme He has chutzpah to match his weapons.

I ALWAYS enjoy his acting. He is great in whatever role he plays. I want to see more of Sam.

"If it were any smarter, it would write a book, a book that made Ulysses look like it written in crayon." Best line in the MCU.

He crunched into the lollipop so audibly, I keep expecting him to suddenly clutch his jaw and scream in pain.

I fucking love Sam Rockwell

SO many golden lines in this one short scene 😂

I've always found it funny that considering Rhodey asked for "all of it", there's a Hi-Tec and a Tec-9 integrated into the War Machine suit somehow.

Sam Rockwell slayed this scene. 🔥

"Give me something here you're like a sphinx" LMAO

Oh I’m sorry I thought I was watching the rite house trial

Came here from Luke Cage because I couldn't remember who he was

@rikouduperez1385

7 жыл бұрын

Ezzy yup bur it's called the juice

The goofiest antagonist, but his dialogues are so good, it makes him likable.

@DanielAppleton-lr9eq

Жыл бұрын

He sounds like he's selling new cars as if they were used / pre - owned. Interesting angle.

@dannymartial7997

Жыл бұрын

@@DanielAppleton-lr9eq You're goofier than him 🤡

@DanielAppleton-lr9eq

Жыл бұрын

@@dannymartial7997 Thanks. It's nice to be recognized for one's efforts.

One of the best scene from one of the best mcu movie

It’s sad we never got Justin hammer again. He was amazing

Its funny when you realize that not only is he trying to impress soldiers with the funny names of his weapons, the way he is doing so like with the explosive, both the name and the acronym, means he is most likely reading off of a script and in doing so demonstrating how little he knows about his own product. In contrast to Tony who can charm a nun out of her underwear.

I wonder if Sam Rockwell managed to remember all his lines or had to look it again before takes. Seriously, he managed to say all that marketing jargon so perfectly well that he made you want to buy his stuffs lol.

hes my favorite character from this movie

Iron Man 2 is a top 10 marvel movie for me. Pure entertainment start to finish

Iron Man 2 was 12 years ago and this scene is what I remember the most.

The quiet kid during show and tell

And 8 years later he wins Oscar

Hammer tech, the ACME of the mcu.

@RoaldJBrito

3 ай бұрын

Roxxon???

1:40 I love his Don Cheadle almost broke character lol

No wonder it failed to detonate at the end of the movie; It's a kinetic kill - IE meant to be fired from a moving vehicle - bunker-buster - IE makes a really fucking big boom - and Rhodey fired it point-blank from a standstill. If it's actually as smart as Hammer described, it probably didn't detonate because it detected that, if it did at that range, it would wipe out the operator, too.

@l0sts0ul89

10 ай бұрын

If only you were marvel writer

Can you believe Rockwell’s first movie was Clownhouse? Who knew he would become such a brilliant actor?

I love how he gets something wrong on like half the weapons he presents "M24 shotgun...pump-action" *grabs the straight pull bolt-action* *picks up an FN F2000* "This is the FN2000 from Belgium" *Addressing two uniformed servicemen* "Our boys in uniform call it "Uncle Gazpacho" or "Puff the Magic Dragon" *referring to a weapon that's called neither of those things*

@acemagalor2519

Жыл бұрын

I swear Sam Rockwell could tell me a piece of literal dogshit was secretly a map to the fountain of youth and I’d buy it

Just an insane scene. One of the best ever.

I need to watch more of this guy's movies!

I love how he starts explaining the minigun to them. Cause most U.S. troops totally haven't worked with the weapon before...

God I'm just hoping for a Thunderbolts movie that brings in Justin Hammer, Zemo, Abomination, and a couple other forgotten villains (or maybe new ones to mix things up). It would be so much fun

You know Hammer is doing a good job there when you actually want the Ex-wife but you already got one

This scene is one of my favourite in the movie.

I’m pretty sure that the prosecutor in the Rittenhouse self-defense case models himself after Justin Hammer.

@Excalibur01

2 жыл бұрын

4doorsmorewhores

I'm in sales, and I watch this every week as inspiration

0:04 the lollipop crunch was a great touch

I love that he's telling the boys in uniform what the boys in uniform call it.

I like how he sells them on weapons he doesn't make for the most part and then his failure bunker buster and most of the ammo for the weapons would probably make the suit too heavy. It's got a mini gun soooo cool! Lol it would need a huge armored magazine and end up as big as iron monger

As someone who's working his way through Ulysses, that crayon line fuggin hits.

This and Stan Lee's Normandy Beach cameo in Age of Ultron might be my two favorite scenes in the entire Infinity Saga from a comedic perspective