"Why don't you fly into the cosmos?" "I'm scared of heights"

“The sun is the biggest star in the world” 😂😂😂

I feel for Sal. This is how it feels to speak to someone who isn’t awake

Sal, Thank you so much for being you. You are just incredible. I can never get enough of this guy. Him & his girlfriend Richard are the best part of the show. They should be on every day.

I'm telling you guys Sal is a genius.

@youtubeconnollyfamily

4 жыл бұрын

😂 thanks for the laugh.. most of the guys on the show I couldn’t even imagine them working at McDonald’s LOL..

LMFAO this guy never gets dull

@MagicalBikeRide

4 жыл бұрын

Hes so consistent at being dumb that its just to awesome

@claymationwaves

4 жыл бұрын

Never

"Why didn't you fly to the cosmos?.....Im afraid of heights!" 😂😂

I love the music Fred put behind this ❤️

@dru7277

4 жыл бұрын

Put me in a trance lol

"Can you project yourself out of here" 😂

Astral projection (or astral travel) is a term used in esotericism to describe an intentional out-of-body experience (OBE) that assumes the existence of a soul or consciousness called an "astral body" that is separate from the physical body and capable of travelling outside it throughout the universe. It's been practiced for centuries.

Having sleep paralysis myself most of what he is saying is very true.

Sal is actually right astral projection is real bro bro

I love when Fred sneaks those drops to smoothly like at 3:20 😂

@redkinsley4251

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO. That's why Fred is a genius.

“The sun is the biggest star in the world” lmfao!!

@Handlegrip

4 жыл бұрын

It's funny that nobody on the show caught that.

Astral projection is a real thing. And yes we all can do it.

This is entirely TRUE. Relax no matter what if and when Sleep Paralysis happens and you'll find out EXACTLY what it really is.. RELAX

JD is slipping everyone drugs and soon will take over, but will Fail when he tries to Charge his Mortgage payments on his Credit Cards

“I ra lend”

I never thought I would say this but, Sal is right...His problem is, he doesn’t know how to explain it. 🤦🏻‍♂️

@MayorBrownn

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed it happens. I don’t believe it’s your soul leaving your body tho... you’re just hallucinating because it happens during REM sleep so it feels like you’re hallucinating. He just explains it like a crazy hippie.

@chrisgrib1381

4 жыл бұрын

Ok please explain i would like to know how to do this.

Quit flying around and just call Tradio

@theinsaneshecklador6598

4 жыл бұрын

What is your third item please

I love it. Sal looks up into the night sky, and like a 4 year old, he thinks, “The sun is so much bigger than all the other stars. Biggest star in the world.“

Cool to hear Fred's old spooky music drop around 4:30!

I subscribe to SiriusXM for over 10 years now, and I have 2 subscriptions, one of which is a lifetime subscription I bought when Sirius was struggling in the beginning, yet I don’t have the right tier of subscriber package to be able to view Howard video content in the app.

astral projection is real and its more common than u think. it happened to me once. i flew over to my cousins and friends place i saw what they were doing and i thought i was dreaming until my cousin confirmed everything i said about him from what he wore to the conversation he had with his parents. scared the shit out of me. i tried researching more about it and learnt that u can actually do it voluntarily. what had me shook was when i found out all the top secret government buildings in the world like the pentagon and vatican library etc has this thing called an astral seal which prevents anything 4th dimension beings from entering

i'm speechless. he is a gold mine

The gift that keeps on giving...Sal Governale ;)

Want to know what’s crazy.... this is a real thing and it’s unbelievable. I had it happen 2-3 times and was half way out of my body... I was too afraid to leave it fully thinking I could never go back, and the vibration in my body was getting more severe the more I was leaving my body.

Not confirming , but I've felt something different when I thought about letting go during my sleep paralysis. I stopped it though. I feel like you can actually die if you don't fight that shit.

I had the same experience as sal it’s not a dream cause you can feel your soul leave your body and come back

@richiediagostino1468

4 жыл бұрын

I suffer from sleep paralysis and I feel like Howard was making fun of him it's no jokr

The same thing actually happened to me! Wow I’m actually shocked how relatable his story is too mine. I also shot up towards the sky very fast but I actually made it to outer space and into a galaxy (funny how they joked about that). I then was in a cabin and I was with one of my Co Workers, I did end up waking myself up from being scared since it was my first time. I’m kinda disappointed that we didn’t hear the rest of his story. The super weird part of my experience is that the very next day my Co Worker actually brought up the “dream” and was actually there too..Crazy shit.

Sal is the best part of this show... and Ronnie.

Fred on the soundboard makes this so much better.

Astro travel!???? I’m f*cking 💀💀💀💀😫😂

Where’s Riley Martin when you need him? O-qua-tangin-wan!

Did u happen to pass the sun? 🤣😂 robin lol

Howard this is exactly Why you were right to hire him. He's a gold mine.

I astral projected and floated to my desk to sit and write my grocery list.

Sal has been my favorite since the lighting of the teeth lmao

my ex is fully convinced he can leave his body and float. the first time he was at a phish show in 1999 and told me he transcended over the crowd and saw the show from above and 100% believes he has special powers. im willing to bet that he probably still doesnt have a job at this point, but hey, he can float. drugz are a hell of a drug!

The music in the background is "Canticle of Light" By Ashana

Did you get close to the sun? No it was nighttime 😂😂😂😂😂

He gets better every day

This is actually legit and of course Howard has to make fun of it

Just gold man

I demand a traction for this!

Don't listen to 'em Sal. You're the best.

"the sun is the biggest star in the world" Everything about this statement is awful.

"The Sun was there, it had...moved" Where's Artie when you need him?

Sal is GOLD!!

this is actually a real thing that happens. happens to me often

i love sal so much

"Im an odiot" "im a pervert" -Sal the Stockbroker

Richard and sal are the best parts of the show...And when Robin disagrees with Howard.

“Close is big!”

I've done it before, but I knew I was dreaming/hallucinating it.

Sal is amazing

I wonder how many people are gonna look up: “severed silver cord” now 🤔.

Does anyone know the name of the music playing in the background? Thanks!

@BANE.-.

4 жыл бұрын

It would be good to know. Hard to Shazam with the talking.

When Howard retires, I'd love to see a Sal, Richard and Rapaport show

I hate that all the classic shows and episodes are slowly getting erased by KZread.... Howard needs a place where all of this is available for the fans...

Sal is so funny!

What music is that playing in the background? It’s very relaxing👍🏻

@lolacookie453

4 жыл бұрын

Scar1920 look up Nu Meditation Music channel on YT some of their Indian music is really lovely for yoga or meditating🙏

I get sleep paralysis a half a dozen times a year. I suggest reading up on it if you're not familiar with how it works on a medical basis. The things you experience during sleep paralysis are just a heightened dreams that seem so real (it's beyond scary at times.) I'm glad I know how it works. Science >>> your opinion.

@adamdaye

4 жыл бұрын

i have it after a "heavy weekend",,,normally tuesday morning,,,,i find to wake myself p i need to increase my heartrate,,,to do that i try and breath is as fast as i can,,it works alot of the times but im often trapped for a while.

Sal is awesome

He's not lying.

"I'm a turtle... and I'm pregnant"

Sal may be on to something...sounds like the plot concept for Death Stranding coming out in November

Astral projection is a real thing. I know people that do that. I tried and it was too scary for me. It is really an interesting thing. The silver umbilical cord is a real thing. You can good it easily and there are tins of books on it.

@39Hundred

4 жыл бұрын

Holly Stiener I bought and studied a book on Astral Projection years ago. I saw my self outside of my body. I actually saw myself sleeping on the bed and flew around the house. It happened to me several times. What made me stop was when I left the house, went outside and flew around my neighborhood. All of a sudden, I saw several hooded figures walking around my neighborhood. They were wearing cloaks like monks but I couldn’t see their faces. They noticed me up in the air and began to chase me and then I woke up in my bed. Last time I did that lol.

The sun was not there. Cracked me up

Lol, he didn't go to the sun cause it was night time . . haahaaha, I love Sal

I’ve never left my room but I’ve floated up to my wall thinking I was still in my body. I’d lean against my wall and try to keep my balance thinking that I’m still in my body. Then when I can finally move and get out of the REM state, I realize I’m still in my bed. It’s the trippiest thing ever. I don’t believe it’s my soul leaving my body tho 😅 I’m just hallucinating in the dream state.

One time I took too much nightquill and was floating above my bed.

I’ve had sleep paralysis since I was a kid, not as often now as an adult but I don’t know wtf Sal is talking about with astral projection. It’s more likely he’s tripping from lack of oxygen. As a kid I swore I was dying especially if I had fallen asleep on my stomach and woke up with my face in the pillow. I couldn’t breathe and I’d just think okay this is how I die because I can’t move. It was pretty bad as a kid and it lessened as I got older because I knew what it was and after being taken to doctors I knew there was no physical reason for my not breathing so I stopped panicking. When it happens now I have an internal conversation of you know what this is, you will start breathing, your limbs will respond and I just jolt out of it. It’s like everything is running on a dead battery that then gets plugged into an ac outlet. They wanted me to wear those breathing machines that people with sleep disorders wear as a kid but I would wake up at night, take all that shit off and not remember taking it off in the morning so after awhile I stopped bothering to wear it.

Love Sal 😁😁😁😁😁

Sal trying to do his best impression of Alex Jones

that background track lmao

Sounds like he has been watching Insidious lol

This was such a great bit

Sal is going into the further!!

LOL the Sun moved

I've done this and Sal isn't bullshit

I don’t know I kind of believe him, sleep paralysis is real but I’ve never experienced it

@690169016901

4 жыл бұрын

Research it. It's something I heard of because my mom experienced it. I tried it a few times but was afraid to leave my room because I wasn't sure I could get back

@daviddedominici1705

4 жыл бұрын

Sleep paralysis is real, but what Sal's talking about is astral projection - which is a common byproduct of the visual hallucinations associated with sleep paralysis. The problem is that Sal's explaining his outta-body-experience as if there's no doubt in his mind: he's been floating around his house every night at 3am like a fucking ghoul, & the only thing stopping him is his true fear of floating away into the ether.

@Tom44224

4 жыл бұрын

Sleep paralysis is when for a brief time you're trapped between being awake and asleep. So you're still half dreaming but feel awake. It's happened to me a bunch of times and i saw stuff in my room but I know it's hallucinations. Sal was dreaming.

@lolacookie453

4 жыл бұрын

Sleep paralysis is horribly frightening, it’s happened multiple times to me and you don’t want to experience it. Nothing cool or fun about it.

I have some experience many times.

Bring back George takei

Sal needs medical help LMAO

no one should laugh about sleep paralysis i have it and it's insanely scary

This is what happens when you're friends with the Long Island Psychic

The sun isn't "there" at night. You can fly to the stars but the sun isn't there! Does that fit in with flat-earth theory?

Sals right though. I had a very similar experience

Sal has been reading Urantia again.

I had sleep paralysis twice as a kid and it was scary as fuck

Sleep paralysis is the first step too astral projection

Holy cow...

143 Sal Governale!

Sal is thee absolute best in terms of content for Howard's show... lol. The hardest I've ever laughed in my life has been when Sal is on. He is by far the most ignorant, ill spoken, negligent, unknowingly racist, and aloof person perhaps on the face of planet earth. This new spiritual Sal is the funniest version of Sal I have yet seen. Hence, why I am dubbing this Sal... Sal 2.0

Is this the same as the dead dog talking to him ?

It is toooo robin!!!

I'd love to see Sals wife write a message on a piece of paper in another room for him to "Astral project" and be able to read it without some type of cheating.

@spookyalice333

4 жыл бұрын

This has already been done millions of times

hard truth... even sal can't be funny forever.

Someone get the straight jacket!