kzread.info/dash/bejne/g65qrreImMSne9I.html This is my vlog in Paris so pls help me watch video,thx u

@Heikinnen0301

5 ай бұрын

Finland - NATO No.1

@wilhelmgatenjuk638

2 ай бұрын

@@Heikinnen0301 🐖💨💩👺🇺🇦

For a country that doesn't allow alcohol, I've never heard an orchestra sound so drunk

@KING-bf2cy

Жыл бұрын

Even non Muslim women had to wear hijab there, that's a hell . That's why most Saudis leaving that country for happiness & freedom

@Seeping.

Жыл бұрын

@@KING-bf2cy "MoSt SaUdI lEavInG, ItS hElL" Yeah the safest country in the world for women and kids and where all families get health care and support from the government and have one of the most profitable economies in the world.. sure buddy their people are crowding the airport trying to leave to puppet-biden elitist owned wester countries where you are allowed to identify as an animal and even encouraged for it.. Sure buddy XD

@ignatiuscianci4440

Жыл бұрын

@@KING-bf2cy saudi means utmost incompetence in the form of ignorance.

@Gibmeprimogemss

Жыл бұрын

@@KING-bf2cy Actually, Saudi’s don’t leave their country for “freedom”. It’s our religion, and they follow it because they want to, only some of them leave but not the majority. You think it’s hell because you are used to sinning and stuff, then you go to muslim countries and say it hell. If you don’t like how we live go bang your head in a wall because we aren’t going anywhere

@WAN_SHOW_FAN_CLIPS

Жыл бұрын

@@KING-bf2cy most oftheem are happy about it

I have never seen Putin so helpless.

@mikaelwojciechowski7281

4 жыл бұрын

Well... Putin knows how to play it cool, but I doubt he will forget this.

@aswaltan8962

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe saudi arabia have hot weather different from russia.

@ghotragolafsson9615

4 жыл бұрын

Then u havent seen putin in Egypt

@rizzzzzzz2580

4 жыл бұрын

Hes holding his emotions so badly

@koesben9363

3 жыл бұрын

Except in Egypt ;>

the look on his face at 1:03 is so priceless. he looks like hes scanning the crowd to try and look for who it is thats playing bad but then realizes its the entire band playing bad

@endangmariyani6606

Жыл бұрын

Putin:i want to cry my anthem how can get this Ârab king: yeah boy

@niggalicious069

8 ай бұрын

​@@endangmariyani6606😂😂

@lero_

8 ай бұрын

he is suadi arabia king not arab@@endangmariyani6606

@dillu928

7 ай бұрын

😂

@potatosalad1081

7 ай бұрын

​@@endangmariyani6606🤓

This is simply amazing! By the end, half the band is playing a different national anthem, and the other half is like “f-it let’s just make something up”.

@niggalicious069

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@fkjms73

4 ай бұрын

They started playing the star spangled banner 🇺🇸 wrong red white and blue boys! 😂

@user-mn5ci2oj3t

3 ай бұрын

Lmao

@khaledhagag1696

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@joeblow9657

2 ай бұрын

BAND FREESTYLE TIME!!!

Egypt military orchestra finally has worthy rival

@jacekkleban5jl116

4 жыл бұрын

🤣👍

@ithe2650

4 жыл бұрын

Dimitrije Stevanovic I’ve seen the Egyptian one

@pineapplesareyummy6352

4 жыл бұрын

You should also look up the Syrians :-D

@Jaris84R

4 жыл бұрын

@@pineapplesareyummy6352 try Venezuela

@exploreexostanexoandsuperj8096

4 жыл бұрын

Venezuela and Philppines

It's not an anthem fail; it's a special musical operation!

@iam.damian

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@George-2115

Жыл бұрын

You nailed it!

@gachimuchienjoyer

Жыл бұрын

lmao

@youtubeyoutube6666

Жыл бұрын

HAHA good one

@carloguli5766

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Did my 6th grade band class go on a field trip to Saudi Arabia without me?

Surprised the band didn’t fall out the window later.

@HAL-bo5lr

2 ай бұрын

It might’ve happened (can’t confirm, won’t bother). But if they were that disposable, I don’t think the Saudis would be short staffed on fluent and well-practiced musicians.

200 years ago this would have equalled a declaration of war.

@tekajikuyalkrul5111

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@yourfriends

Жыл бұрын

probably everyone in that room, including Putin, knew that anthems are arbitrary

@ashscott6068

Жыл бұрын

15 years in the gulag for you, for saying the word "war"! They're not losing a war! They're losing a special limited military something or other!

@sarahlachman1349

9 ай бұрын

Just 100 years ago this would still have been a declaration of war.

@Remir_

7 ай бұрын

Nah, I don’t think so. I mean I’m sure that they would be able to clarify that it was just a mistake

0:18 “Eh, I’ve heard worse over at Egypt.” 0:37 HAVE MERCY

@otakurt1149

4 жыл бұрын

How to murder someone's soul is what the saudi's did

@user-yz6eb9hb4t

4 жыл бұрын

@@otakurt1149 khashogi murder was from saudi arabian citizen without An commands from mbs they caught him mbs says in meeting with 60 minutes i have the all responsepility for this ugly crime because it has been confirmed by saudi arabian citizen

@delilahdeguzman7941

4 жыл бұрын

Omg I heard it-

@nathanapplegate5374

3 жыл бұрын

The note before that takes the breath out of me it fell so flat.

@andrewdrewdrew1637

3 жыл бұрын

YES :))))

King Salman just standing there, hunched over like he’s about to shoot lightning out of his hands.

His face in the end felt like final stage of depression....

@examplenameyoutube

12 күн бұрын

It is the face when you can't anymore and just have one face and whatever happens you just have one and the same face where you can't do anything anymore desperate and your soul is leaving your body meanwhile

I have strong respect with everyone in that room not bursting into laughter - I would have.

@mynona2491

2 жыл бұрын

Bursting into laughter over russian anthem IN FRONT OF Putin? You want your coffee with or without Nowitschok? 😂

@bobbyfischer7179

2 жыл бұрын

@@mynona2491 😂🤣🤣🤣

@pepelepew1227

Жыл бұрын

im laughing my ass off. putin should blast this around ukraine for the lulz

@Jim.Thunda

Жыл бұрын

It sounded fitting for a murdering low life scumbag rat fink.

@andreikovaci1202

Жыл бұрын

"Son of a gum"!! :)

The best part where it sounds like it dissolved into a completely different song 😂

@chukwudiilozue9171

2 жыл бұрын

That's because they tried some flourishes. Imagine being them and thinking what was missing was flourishes and not talent. They tried to do something that would've sounded beautiful if they could execute.

@lilo7741

2 жыл бұрын

They made a remix

@Richard-Gore

2 жыл бұрын

0:09 Uh not so clean, but still in shape? 0:36 Did someone just make a mistake? 0:55 Ok the arrangement itself is messed up. Joke aside, they tried the Remix that their skill couldn't handle it, then end up making it worse. They can't even make clean sounds. I know it because I can't make clean sounds either when I play.

@turkmagidoo2732

Жыл бұрын

It starts on 0.37 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kingking-ci1gf

Жыл бұрын

like the ussr

1:03 Putin looks so priceless in this part

1:02 Putin was like “Why are we still here? Just to suffer?”

The beginning was decent. What happened after 0:37 is a bigger mystery than flight Mh370's disappearance.

@TaiwaCanEat

3 жыл бұрын

0:54 was also decent. Many countries can’t play it properly

@CarlTheAviator

2 жыл бұрын

DON'T YOU DARE REMIND OF THAT DISAPPEARANCE-

@redbuIIracing33

2 жыл бұрын

MH037

@NormanThe_FreedomHope22-5

2 жыл бұрын

0:37 It's so rare. That even Egyptian military band can't even played. Also don't remind us Malaysian. About the FUCKING OF THAT DISSAPEARANCE

@IcefPr.

2 жыл бұрын

@@CarlTheAviator it had to be reminded rather than being forgotten by history

Can anyone explain why Middle Eastern orchestras are horrendous in general? I swear these guys can trigger a third world war just by their anthem playing.

@kai-jf2vd

4 жыл бұрын

I imagine at this point it's just the free (bad) publicity they're getting.

@dkw17anarko

4 жыл бұрын

maybe the saudis dont have time in the world to practice, better they pray to heaven and sent the music to hell.

@nancyhey1012

4 жыл бұрын

De Ka We I have a feeling Music may not be a big part of their culture, but still, why even have a band if you’re not going to learn how to play music the right way?

@pvt.paula4423

4 жыл бұрын

@@nancyhey1012 well they also send swimmers to the Olympic games that can't actually swim😂

@nathanapplegate5374

4 жыл бұрын

If I recall my world history class in 9th grade correctly, I think Muslims aren’t allowed to enjoy music, so any song that comes from a Muslim country doesn’t have a pleasing melody. So yeah, they just suck at music in general.

0:56 Never fails to put a smile on my face.

@masonridgewell8063

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@pias2k04

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@pias2k04

3 ай бұрын

I was laughing damn hard while listening to thid

Started like national anthem of Russian.. Ended like tom and jerry

I love how the Arab King is just looking down worryingly and thinking *"Were dead"*

@wdjh3434

2 жыл бұрын

(つ•w•)つ'

@yancycupod5303

2 жыл бұрын

I’m dead-hilarious! 🤣🤣🤮🤮

@RemAllenSenpai

2 жыл бұрын

(Tsu • w •) Tsu'

@IcefPr.

2 жыл бұрын

more like saying "lol what do you think" shyly

@navylaks2

2 жыл бұрын

Well Arab music was always dead, this is why music is forbidden in Islam because Arabs are completely tone-deaf🙃

0:37 here starts my favorite part🤣

@aimanilham2787

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@epicgamerytgames9291

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@wowok8375

3 жыл бұрын

It gets worse at the end

@James.0

3 жыл бұрын

Best-Worst Lol

@antheus76nla

3 жыл бұрын

Its called hitting the right notes lol, the blins practiced this for years and it shows the result.

A very profound rendering and one that expressed much more despair than pride and prestige.

@1:08 Abdullah, scratching his beard, be like, "Allah, please take me to Jannat, after this, I've seen enough on this planet" 😂😂

His face was like: "Dimitri?" "Yes sir?" "Grab the nuke switch. I want a war" "Understood sir."

@hakunaurtatas5932

2 жыл бұрын

Aged pretty nicely

@medwydadi7882

2 жыл бұрын

F*uck he read ur coment

@stefan02031992

2 жыл бұрын

meanwhile ^^

@jamelabarrogo3749

2 жыл бұрын

This comment won to my heart today...

@PutXi_Whipped

2 жыл бұрын

I would invade any country that butchered the anthem as much as this .

I think my left ear is deaf.

@ChronicTaxEvader

4 жыл бұрын

my right one started the vid death it seemed so at least its balanced

@alistairagong7992

4 жыл бұрын

Thank god my head phones was not broke. I will b ecome crazy

@calm1tbh

3 жыл бұрын

I think my screen is fucked

@violettachalamet1409

3 жыл бұрын

That’s great, your left ear doesn’t have to suffer

@bonnu8292

3 жыл бұрын

I think your name has caused my screen to have a stroke

Putins face killed me 😂. His face when they start messing up just reads out *”If you were playing this in Russia I would have you ALL sent to the gulag.”* 💀 Edit: why is this comment offending so many people? Its just a joke…

@optimusfan1007

8 ай бұрын

@@GirtsDzerins really? Ya wanna get political?

@XXXXXX-vk1dm

7 ай бұрын

Гулаг давным давно закрыт, также, как и американские концентрационные лагеря для граждан США японского происхождения. Хотя, услышав такое, стоило бы их открыть )

Fantastic rendition !! Well played -- we should have more of this !

Beginning: not bad actually! 0:37 onwards: that's not even close to trying, that's pure trolling.

@hongkongball4119

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@adisassy4579

3 жыл бұрын

I died at that part 😂

@TheTrueAltoClef

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah sounds like they didn't even bother tuning

@ReelinRodgers2

Жыл бұрын

What song was even that?

0:12: "I've heard worse in Egypt" 0:20: "Something's wrong. I can feel it." 0:25: "Oh no..." 0:37: "AHHH BLYAT"

@carloscrack3

2 жыл бұрын

0:57 beats all

@3bdullah666

2 жыл бұрын

@@carloscrack3 true 😂

@Armemers

2 жыл бұрын

You swore

@bobbyfischer7179

Жыл бұрын

@@carloscrack3 i was dying at that point 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Trigorastronomology

Жыл бұрын

Ah blyat.

Nice!!! This new version I have not yet known, but it was funny!!!

Precious, you have made me laugh and i really needed to laugh 🤣🤗

1:04 Putin's face LMFAO

@bruhbro1181

2 жыл бұрын

Putin: Im going to declare war on this country

@kamntb7187

2 жыл бұрын

Putin: im gonna catch you all!

@Pickle_-ni6uh

2 жыл бұрын

Putin went like: 😐 | || | ||

@treystewart731

Жыл бұрын

He genuinely looks super uncomfortable during it, lol.

@dietcoke759

Жыл бұрын

This is the funniest shit I've seen all week.

0:20 Putin:"Oi BLYAT here we go again"

@MrThecarebear

4 жыл бұрын

Nyet! As if that visit to Egypt was bad enough....

@gosteponyourmomslego5053

4 жыл бұрын

Ох дермо

@lutgardonabo319

4 жыл бұрын

@@gosteponyourmomslego5053 oh hello

@user-rv6jn8sd1k

4 жыл бұрын

Watch your mouth

@ahmadhanifgaming5719

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-rv6jn8sd1k Putin angry

God I have to see more of this stuff. 😭I'm actually weeping with laughter.

I've never seen Putin so devastated, yet so helpless.

Worse than Egypt’s fail in my opinion...

@goldentiger4435

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@user-mg4yr4xp1i

4 жыл бұрын

and more funny

@canzigrad2845

4 жыл бұрын

Also in syria I don't know why maybe arabs don't like russia

@roopthevlogger8318

3 жыл бұрын

@@canzigrad2845 I am from India . I think except UAE , all other middle East countries don't have trained band

@ido2158

3 жыл бұрын

@@roopthevlogger8318 israel does

Putin's face is epic. He was like "oh God have mercy of me, make this suffering to end, please"

@mrvk39

Жыл бұрын

you'd think all these dictators and kings have so much power... until you realize they are forced to stand and endure this nonsense probably hundreds of times a year LOL. I realized that the only ones with the power to do what they want when want are only... cats

@Mussi93

Жыл бұрын

He could easily end the suffering in Ukraine and maybe stop being the laughing stock of the world. Jk, Putin and his kjnd of Russia will always stay the laughing stock.

@AnythingYashubh

Жыл бұрын

​@@Mussi93 just like sleepy joe

@user-dz8ru9ni3u

8 ай бұрын

​@@AnythingYashubhok ruzzian patriot

@krle7970

7 ай бұрын

@@Mussi93the kids side of KZread is over there 👉

Even the King's body language said 'mortified'!

Beautifully played, bravo!

Musician 1 : I.. forgot! Musician 2 : No problemo let's play Tom and Jerry Putin : 😑

1:02 my favorite part 🤣

@abolisher

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like something out of a comedy

@clintxander1973

2 жыл бұрын

Same lmfao

@Aschraffff

2 жыл бұрын

Look at how they massacred my boy!

@adrianstere

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@hso3008

Жыл бұрын

I think I’ve heard it in Tom & Jerry 😂

Half the band was missing a page from the sheet music. That HAS to be intentional. You can't just have half a band make the same mistake at the same time by accident.

The shame😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 This raped my ears, the disrespect to the greatest nation to ever live, the pure indignaty.

@FrangkyMind

5 ай бұрын

😂

Even the Saudi leader looks like he’s trying not to laugh.

@Twert45

Жыл бұрын

He is thinking *We Are Dead*

@beltigussin81

Жыл бұрын

Looks more like he was cringing and signaled with his robe. STOPPP! For Allah's sake.

That final stretch they played wasn’t even close to the Russia anthem.

POV: Putin deciding whether or not to invade Saudi Arabia

I'm here after watching them butcher their own anthem at the saudi 2023 grand prix. Epic

1:14 Salaman was holding back the laughter 😂

@theannoyinghistorian1812

5 ай бұрын

To be fair, I can't judge the man.

I’m Saudi And although I found it hilarious, I don’t blame them We use different musical instruments, and we don’t learn music at school These guys don’t have musical ears. It’s like when you speak in a different language and you think that your accent is perfect while it is horrible 😂

@gteixeira

2 жыл бұрын

It would be nicer to play using the Saudi traditional instruments instead.

@m.a.d.m.5425

2 жыл бұрын

That’s a good way to put it. Never would have thought of it that way.

@aaabbb-py5xd

2 жыл бұрын

@@m.a.d.m.5425 That's the nature of spins, rhetoric that advance bizarre perspectives to save one's own hide

@chukwudiilozue9171

2 жыл бұрын

This is the orchestra: how can they not know music?

@chopra5952

2 жыл бұрын

They didn't play the wrong key. But intended to compose new melody. Obviously intend to change and compose new Russian anthem.

Everything until 0:36 was fine but after that💀💀

Nailed it!

1:03 I bursted out laughing 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

@HinduBallYT

2 жыл бұрын

His reaction

@siddharthaanand332

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@pemsatirgoblok1856

Жыл бұрын

Putin's reaction: -_-

@MedicsChemistryMathematician

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@Invder

Жыл бұрын

😐 /||\ ||

The confidence with which they play it makes it even worse and more hilarious.

Egypt: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

Bruh, it’s an entirely different song now.

Putin's face says it all. It's like "Here we go. More of the same sh*t I get every time I go to the Middle East."

This rendition of the anthem represents the russian history from 1991 to 2022

@kilianrussell9509

Жыл бұрын

Doesn't it just .....

@caiolima5016

8 ай бұрын

No

My left ear enjoyed this!

Later, as guests in Moscow, tragically the entire band fell out a 6th floor window.

My review on this: The Saudi military band played the Russian national anthem to his excellency Mister Vladimir Putin upon his visit. This rendition sounds like a preschool band playing on toy flutes over a roadside accidents where ten motorists started profusely banging on their vehicle horns. The end.

@heh2393

2 жыл бұрын

Beautiful 🥺

@hackman669

6 ай бұрын

You sure that ain't the anthem of Arkanas? 😆

0:18 "Eh, they just need to practice" 0:37 "IN ONE OF MY GULAGS"

You can buy all the instrument, costumes, and pay your people to blow air but it will sound like this. Real talent takes time and dedication.

If you listen carefully, you can hear a child flute playing “Titanic” soundtrack

I'm dying seeing putin face😂😂if I was him I would blast out my laugh,😂😂😂

@rosethxr

Жыл бұрын

fr im surprised my guy didnt burst out laughing

@Invder

Жыл бұрын

Me: 😐🙂😐😬😐🙂🙂😐🫢🙂😀🙂😐🫢😐🙂🥲

@VinnyUnion

8 ай бұрын

​@@rosethxrhe was far too embarrassed for the composer.

You can't butcher Russian anthem like Egypt Saudi Arabia: "Hold my tuba!"

@pjtui

Жыл бұрын

Hold my camel!

To all headphone users, i feel you.

@fed7435

Жыл бұрын

Don’t worry, we aren’t missing anything anyway

Thank you Saudis for this!!!!❤❤❤ Ihad to laugh so hard😂😂😂 Now i love Saudi Arabia so much

"If we play loud people will think we're good"

0:37 best 😂 🤣 😅

@handelconsenlevinsen6061

3 жыл бұрын

Aaah my ears

Sounds like they’re playin a jazz version

Takes me back to grade 7 band with poor Mr. Manteuful. Beautiful... just beautiful.

to destroy such a beautiful anthem, putin should put the orchestra into the labor camp

@myonlyownusername5236

4 жыл бұрын

sent to the gulag

@abhiravsharma5974

3 жыл бұрын

Send them to hard labour at kapustin yar

Someone is gonna be without head...

@ajalandoversus4863

4 жыл бұрын

You

my left ear loved this video

whew thats quite something i gotta say... but luckily there is the savior in the recommended bar on the right "Germany plays Russian anthem like you've never heard it before" 🤙

America paid them for make hilarious

@adolfyeetler9231

4 жыл бұрын

They pricking butchered US national anthem too like wtf

@mikaelwojciechowski7281

4 жыл бұрын

I think it's more of a matter, that the Saudi Army Orchestra completely lacks competence. Don't know much about what their army is capable of, but if they are similar in combat, as to what their orchestra is at playing music... it really is not much to be afraid of.

@aswaltan8962

4 жыл бұрын

Saudi Arabia don't use american dollars.

@abolisher

4 жыл бұрын

Everest Young as an American this is true 🤣🤣😂😂Saudi is the worst band ever!!!

@riiceey1473

3 жыл бұрын

They can't nuke them. But this was even worse

Putin has the “Im gonna send every one you to a gulag” face 😂

@markkumaunula2486

Жыл бұрын

😃

Finally a version of the russian anthem that reflects the state of the country!

@alexanderprykhodko8769

Жыл бұрын

100%

@lezopi5914

Жыл бұрын

Great, you've Just created a meme

@Trin978

Жыл бұрын

Rotten like the country

@johnjohnes698

Жыл бұрын

🤣👍

@christiangibbs8534

Жыл бұрын

@@alexanderprykhodko8769 Nailed it!

Putin was so offended he tried to reform the soviet union

Band: national anthem gone wrong Putin :*stares* Saudi prince: RuN!

@GameBoyyearsago

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@johnyapplesauce8886

Жыл бұрын

Thats the saudi king

Where’s the elephant that someone smuggled in?

0:38 it sounds like an elephant being run over by a tank

The disappointment of his face shows how this music truly made the emotion into a loving happiness throughout the whole world.

saudhi king be like : I am not responsible for this

@vitojohn8168

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe he dont know how russian anthem sounds and think this is right😂

1:03 The way he's just standing reminds me of the Mike Wazowski standing meme lmao

The whole orchestra had their hands cut off for that performance.

BBC News Reportage: "This Night, Saudi Arabia has suddenly dissappeared from the map. Russian President Vladimir Putin has visited this country yesterday and apparently The Russian anthem was played horrificly. UN believes Russia has something to do with the dissappearance. Stay tuned for more updates."

@GameBoyyearsago

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@UNITED-STATES-OF-AMERICA

2 жыл бұрын

Soo perfect 😆🤣😂

@sp-y6

2 жыл бұрын

hhh not funny .

@deeptig3972

2 жыл бұрын

The best part was how you put BBC News there.

My left ear hated this

makin new friends is always a bumpy ride i guess

History teacher in 2050: Write a brief summary of the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Any logical response: 0:37

0:51 Even they tried to do the next part first lol

It was an American ambush; they put happy juice in the band's coffee, and Putin had to cop it!

When you study the first part of the test and then guess the rest of it...

"Look how they massacred my boy" - Putin, probably

@micronoice2387

Жыл бұрын

When you loose 6 months of progress in just a week

Putin face is like "Im Done"

Deed me denken aan de film Fanfare van Bert Haanstra.

It is 4:00 and Im laughing loudly. That Putins helpless face after this “insult” :D

This aged fine like wine