Putin visits Estonia: Immigration officer says: "Name?". "Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin". "Address?" "Kremlin, Moscow, Russia". "Occupation?" "No, this time just visiting".

@flankerpraha

7 жыл бұрын

That's an old joke about german tourist coming to France. Try something original.

@Alex_Gryzunov

7 жыл бұрын

В этом анекдоте вся суть отношения прибалтов к России. Каждую ночь в поту просыпаются и смотрят в окно не едут ли русские танки. Вы параноики обдолбанные. Да еще и чувство собственной значимости задрано до небес. То что из вас СССР делал "витрину социализма" это была политика КПСС в борьбе с капиталистическими странами. Сейчас нет ни коммунизма, ни СССР и вы нахер ни кому не нужны. И слава богу. У нас центральная Россия наконец может жить нормально. А то у нас из центральной части страны к вам за всем барахлом ездили, потому что у нас ни хера в магазинах не было, хоть и впахивали по 12 часов.

@dickvarga6908

7 жыл бұрын

that joke was probably told about Napolean, maybe even Julius caesar.

@Retrebutor

7 жыл бұрын

если они не будут смотреть в окно, то продолбают тот момент, когда русские танки снова промчаться брать Берлин)))

@user-si4ep6gq6g

5 жыл бұрын

Ща бы оккупировать оккупантов

"Russia is a country who doesn't hand over human rights defenders." Priceless!

@Russka4U

7 жыл бұрын

take a look this and don't forget turn on subtitles) kzread.info/dash/bejne/d5hsl5eppbvXY6g.html

@mikhail5002

7 жыл бұрын

and the clear laughter of the audience :P

@roughnegg6615

7 жыл бұрын

that wasn't a joke but a simple irony

@benjamingoulet8059

7 жыл бұрын

+Ornery Bull research Snowden

@bookashkin

7 жыл бұрын

+ChErRyaVe20pK Putting my penis in another man's anything is not ok. Ok, I'll cut my doctor's gloved hands a waiver, but that's about it. Where other men's wicks visit is not up to me to judge. Nor you, really.

Putin: Gas, coal, food...etc EU: We don't get it Putin: That's right, you don't get it.

@089Mantu

Жыл бұрын

:-)

@HooDatDonDar

Жыл бұрын

Stole that joke from Ukraine. Zel: here’s a joke Putin: yes? Zel: Kyiv. Putin: I don’t get it. Zel: That’s right, bitch! You don’t.

@ilyaaist

Жыл бұрын

@@HooDatDonDar This joke is very old and here is the original: Stalin: Do you want to hear a joke? Hitler: yes Stalin: Moscow Hitler: I don't get it Stalin: Exactly

@giselameunier3845

Жыл бұрын

@@HooDatDonDar Zelensky insult Poutine ( bitch), thats the difference between Zelensky and Poutine

@giselameunier3845

Жыл бұрын

@@ilyaaist Hitler doesn 't say bitch to stalin

Putin on German: Are you going to heat with firewoods? DAMN, prophetic.

@Maria-vm6wy

2 жыл бұрын

And firewood in Siberia. All roads lead to Russia)))

@BorisTheSpyder

2 жыл бұрын

its how most of Russia does it!

@kiraz3806

2 жыл бұрын

@@BorisTheSpyder does what? they have gas

@BorisTheSpyder

2 жыл бұрын

@@kiraz3806 Firewood

@gaulandisteinverbrecherisc6259

2 жыл бұрын

leider wahr.

Homosexuality: Oh..em..ugh...uh..ehh..em..eh.. yep you understand the rest.

must be funnier in russian

@lalafa7149

7 жыл бұрын

It is, you are right.

@davidg4512

7 жыл бұрын

Haha dude that's right. It's funnier

@AntonShagaev

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah mate, it is much funnier in Russian believe me :)

@raggedclawstarcraft6562

7 жыл бұрын

Interpretations are quite good actually.

@hermine4955

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah thats what i thought

Jokes or not, President Vladimir Putin looks like the only adult in the room!

@terranova6392

3 ай бұрын

это не шутки, это нарезка с передач. Нет монтажа.

@user-sw5nc9pm9f

3 ай бұрын

@@terranova6392 Ты не выкупил что он имел ввиду

@-Ice_Cold-

2 ай бұрын

He is a dictator who killing his opponents

@gagnassss

2 ай бұрын

@@-Ice_Cold- what about 80 CIA regime-changes around the world in the last 70 years? And about JFK (both brothers)? I don't remember russian presidents killed in the last 70 yrs.

@terranova6392

2 ай бұрын

@@-Ice_Cold- да-да, перед выборами все лидеры убивают своих нелигитимных бывших оппонентов. Попробуйте напрячь остатки своих мозгов и понять, почему Навальный умер именно сейчас и кому это выгодно?

He speaks better german than some of our horrible politicians. 😅

@user-if5tq3gt9z

3 ай бұрын

Чем ваши на русском. 😂🎉

@FelixX138

3 ай бұрын

​@@user-if5tq3gt9z Чем любой украинец на украинском 🤣🤣

@andreafalconiero9089

2 ай бұрын

He could teach Baerbock a thing or two about the language.

@johnKey-go4gq

Ай бұрын

🤗saya inginkan ia melakukan intervens Layaknya terdahulu gereja orthodox.

@mikaelsza

Ай бұрын

He worked in Berlin during cold war!

Wow. When he gave that woman history lesson. Its like music to my ears. Krasiva

@alexander222111

7 жыл бұрын

Also can anyone tell me what issue he was talking about at the end of the video?

@emilkadd

7 жыл бұрын

Snowden being in Russia

@emprahsfinest7092

7 жыл бұрын

I really liked how he said we should not let our history drag us down.

@MultiAndertaker

7 жыл бұрын

Ясен пень.

@analiachaviciute1693

7 жыл бұрын

he is a fucking idiot! Russia is like North Korea, nobody has a right to freedom of speech. wake up ppl you need democracy. I'm half russian btw.

That American spy probably lost weight after climbing the stairs to all those different offices lol

@Ukra1n3Rul3

4 жыл бұрын

He actually should be worried about his mind in attempts to understand the unsystematic nature of this country's bureaucratic system

@myman8336

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ukra1n3Rul3 I still don't get the joke lol 😂 Some tell me the zing please

@Ukra1n3Rul3

4 жыл бұрын

@@myman8336 kzread.info/dash/bejne/fKh5zbemicjJns4.html

@user-hr6bk7mj3d

4 жыл бұрын

@@myman8336 Russia suffers from excessive bureaucracy. The easiest operations are getting too much time to do them. And also, you often encounter rudeness from bureaucrats and their laziness...

@Arevika01

4 жыл бұрын

Канал самого крутого кека Че ты иностранцам на внутренние проблемы жалуешься, зачем? Какое им дело до нашей бюрократии? У каждой страны есть свои проблемы, не надо сор из избы выносить.

представляю лицо переводчика, когда путин произнёс "уконтрапупить"

@user-xi5hc1qc6o

22 күн бұрын

Владимирович умеет сказать😉!

@user-fw5yt8et4z

12 күн бұрын

🎉❤

@user-fw5yt8et4z

12 күн бұрын

Супер мой Президент России Владимир Владимирович Путин❤❤❤❤❤ 👍🇷🇺

@juliash8652

5 күн бұрын

😂

He speaks fluent sarcasm and smiles without showing puns. Very intellectual indeed.

@mikokiviniemi3184

4 ай бұрын

this didn't age well

@dr.embersfield1551

14 күн бұрын

@@mikokiviniemi3184 Actually, it aged perfectly.

@mikokiviniemi3184

14 күн бұрын

@@dr.embersfield1551 🤓 you❤️w@r

@mikokiviniemi3184

14 күн бұрын

@@dr.embersfield1551 you love 💣⚔️🪖

If a fraction of the American media would take 10 minutes out of their day to listen to a single extended interview with Putin, they'd understand his logic and where he "is coming from." He's perfectly reasonable. In fact, he is remarkably reasonable. You can tell very quickly that the man is clearly very intelligent. Very charismatic, yet still pretty somber and reserved as a world leader. If I were Russian (I am American) I would absolutely love this man. He takes no shit. And when you examine his foreign policy positions as well as his actual geopolitical moves, I must admit, he is playing the world game of chess as a master. He can see and think many steps ahead of others, and is very well reasoned and calculated. Trump should have no shame in praising him simply as a strong leader. He most definitely is a strong leader. He views on what he sees as American hostility are hard to dismiss if one thinks from his perspective.

@Daniil1102

7 жыл бұрын

Кто там у вас президентам будет, какие прогнозы?

@frisco21

7 жыл бұрын

Your assessment of Putin is entirely defensible, especially if, as you observed, _"one thinks from his perspective."_ Ah, but here's the rub. The actions of every world leader in history, both beneficial and destructive, seem sensible when their policies are viewed from their point of view. When seen through a subjective prism, even genocide can be made to seem reasonable. It is the province of historians, given time and distance from people and events, to make objective pronouncements about them. But this process can be fraught with peril inasmuch as even the most scrupulous historian is human and therefore subject to the same prejudices that color the point of view of leaders like Vladimir Putin and which can motivate heinous crimes. All of this can, of course, seem reasonable _"if one thinks from their perspective."_

@slzdrm

7 жыл бұрын

You write outstandingly well

@Daniil1102

7 жыл бұрын

Очень много философии, есть доказательства в чем обвиняют Россию? Или все в общем? СМИ Америки говорят без доказательств, надеясь на первое восприятие зрителей! Я бы лучше говорил с тобой если бы не пил пиво в школе а учил английский, извини! Говорят Русские сбили Boing, но все, что предоставил моя страна никто в расчет не брал!

@CaLMCee

7 жыл бұрын

exactly right

Когда Путин шутил про дрова, оказалось что он не шутил

@hasepsut011

2 жыл бұрын

В каждой шутке, но есть 50% правды, как говорится

@kibernetik84

2 жыл бұрын

сейчас это наглядно можно созерцать))))

@wojciechbaryla

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/gJqEudOBitGWgrQ.html

@guapelea

2 жыл бұрын

Чемпион по смеху. Все смеются над его шутками. Даже мертвые.

@olgapavl2478

2 жыл бұрын

В новостях показали, немцы дрова запасают.

God damnn.! Germany and firewood joke is becoming a reality.!

@poet4727

2 жыл бұрын

Putins reality Alina Kabaeva: Switzerland urged to deport Putin’s rumoured lover Campaign urges Swiss authorities not to host her and her family ‘whilst Putin is destroying the lives of millions’

@olympiahendrix4392

2 жыл бұрын

that is what EU gets for listening to America.

@bub6871

2 жыл бұрын

@@olympiahendrix4392 They aren't "listening" to America. They are occupied vassal states that have no sovereignty or self determination.

@olympiahendrix4392

2 жыл бұрын

Italy is re opening coal mines so much for the environmental activists all rooting for the Ukraine. We ca all thank Zelensky for it. He could have stayed neutral, cleaned up the corruption in the Ukraine. Nope he is begging for the WWIII war, the economical anihilation of EU and demands urgent entry in the EU......lolol they dont qualify but dont mind being a super burden to all the other members. WOW.

@olympiahendrix4392

2 жыл бұрын

@@bub6871 I agree and go further...the EU is a threat to the US..imagine if Russia had become a member then the EU would be a super power too. Cant let that happen. lolol it is not about the ukraine it is about a lot of things and none of them good for the EU so Zelensky can go eat more pyrogies in his bunker.

Putin is the best. If the world was a tv show he would be the main character. I’m American by the way

@cassini-st8qx

2 ай бұрын

докажи?

@Damirkhan

Ай бұрын

:) Hm, there is actually truth in your words, unfrotunatelly world IS a tv show, considering how strong mass media controlling everything around.

@wernbodd

5 күн бұрын

Флаг конфедерации на аве и шутка про темнокожих в описании профиля, он не боится выражать такую радикальную позицию о своей стране, он определённо американец.​@@cassini-st8qx

@Rudelherz

Күн бұрын

As a German I totally agree with you

the american spy joke is priceless

@hydrobusy8522

5 жыл бұрын

It is about crappy russian corruption.

@alexmonster2007

5 жыл бұрын

@@hydrobusy8522 not corruption, but cryptocracy.

@ProNorden

5 жыл бұрын

Putin's greatest accomplishment (among many) is probably having helped restore a casual Orthodoxy to Russian culture/society ...#ProGod, #ProFamily & #ProNature.

@thereisnospoon277

5 жыл бұрын

That joke is telling of government bureaucracy at it's best. Or, is it at It's worst? I always get confused by that.

@MrLady

5 жыл бұрын

I think the point of the joke is: No matter how dangerous America seems to be Russia will not see it as a threat. Thats why they let the dangerous American spy who has a gun, communication device and a mission going on leave just like that. Because they are not afraid of him anyway.

I edited this comment so that the replies don't make sense anymore.

@rusnyg

4 жыл бұрын

Wait... I saw it already... 3 times... but with other guy - Poland

@haydenmichaud8953

4 жыл бұрын

@B Roli and to Austria you moron, Galicia was part of Austria since the 1700's, integrated in the kingdom of Austria

@bulllea

4 жыл бұрын

@B Roli and some part of Ukraine belonged to Romania , not Austria . until 1939 .

@GrassyNoel1

4 жыл бұрын

I think you misunderstand - the journalist is suggesting that Ukraine is like Austria was in 1918 - "the part of austria". The joke is what happened to Austria prior to WWII - Anschlaus! Putin infers this but of course never says it - quite amusing.

@dinovolla9999

4 жыл бұрын

@@bulllea But it belonged to the Russian Empire before that. So that after WW2 it was just taken back.

No joke this is a leader… a leader that stands for its people and if all countries had leader like this… things would look better for humanity if you ask me!

@vadim_f-ov

3 ай бұрын

Так Путин сам всегда говорит как договориться с тем кто даже не преследует свои интересы , своего народа? С кем договариваться как не с их хозяином ?

@YokoYokoOneTwo

3 ай бұрын

You do know that most people in Russia live in poverty right? Because Putin and his friends hold most of the wealth

@AnsisPlepis

2 ай бұрын

You are either an npc or your account is being used by russian trolls

@trush7061

2 ай бұрын

Ага, защищает свой народ 😂😂😂 Да так защищает, что на войну гонит убивать в соседней стране. Максимум в его интересах это он и окружение.

@KennyMShow

2 ай бұрын

​@@trush7061твоя проблема если ты не видишь интересов страны здесь. Если бы он хотел блага для себя он бы как раз игнорировал международные дела, а может и вовсе власть бы бросил и валялся на пляжу до посинения

President. Putin is good at political jokes. He is a sharp-witted politician, who communicates his ideas with a sense of humor. Most video clips show the bright side of his personality, his fine sense of humor, and his intuition.🌹❤️

@pbtube58

2 жыл бұрын

We don’t really know much about the real Putin, because his image is fully controlled by Russian institutions. Politicians in the West are much more scrutinized by media. If they say something stupid, it is all over the news. All people do sometimes stupid things and sometimes wiser things. Wise people do something stupid less often. We can only see positive things about Putin coming from Russia, so you are simply misled. But even if Putin was perfect, it does not matter, because he is evil.

@mikokiviniemi3184

4 ай бұрын

this didn't age well

@ananke2104

2 ай бұрын

@@mikokiviniemi3184 Actually it did . Very well as a matter of fact .

@mikokiviniemi3184

2 ай бұрын

@@ananke2104 oh my bro!! I love 💣💣☠️ too!

@ananke2104

2 ай бұрын

@@mikokiviniemi3184 You love what ?

Just loved the last Snowden part, absolutely the best... " we don't hand over defenders of human rights," Priceless!!!

@mesteme

5 жыл бұрын

And the American journalist/moderator's reaction was so funny. Ouch 😂

@oraclex2976

5 жыл бұрын

@@mesteme Split your sides, did you, chaps ?

@payclaw9475

5 жыл бұрын

Putin, spreading democracy in the eastern hemisphere!

@mehanikal5639

4 жыл бұрын

@@payclaw9475 nah, he is only playing their game...

@aplato8576

4 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, we do.

"Russia is not a country that hands out human right defenders".... World BOSS!!!

@AlenChain

6 жыл бұрын

its just a couple of words

@andimaniac

6 жыл бұрын

AlenChain it is exactly that what Russia does, see Snowden case

@vitals1982

6 жыл бұрын

right defenders придумали на западе, нам это чуждо, миру мир ))

@pavelk6050

6 жыл бұрын

Он просто протроллил запад. Шмякнул запад их же демагогическим оружием )

@SparkySlow

6 жыл бұрын

hahaha :))

Я русский бы выучил только затем, Чтоб ржать, когда шутит ваш Путин

@Caesar-987

4 ай бұрын

Было бы неплохо, потому что в субтитрах перевод не очень точный. У него во многих шутках присутствует слэнг, который и делает эти шутки смешными.

@ParabellumRbmk

3 ай бұрын

Типа ты не русский😅удачная попытка руснявый пропаганду вести

@Caesar-987

3 ай бұрын

@@ParabellumRbmk там в свинарнике сало уронили, сходи проверь

@sassymenses

3 ай бұрын

Николай Комаров выучил русский...

@Nant1000

Ай бұрын

остроумно

Very impressive Vova was at one of the press conferences in the video. He knows all the treaties and dates by heart: -The Treaty of Congress of the People's Deputies Party:: 1989 -The Molov-Ribbentrop Pact - The collusion between Germany and Russia: 1918 -The Treaty of Brest-Litovsk - Another collusion between Germany and Russia:: 1939 And the dates keep coming: 1913, 1941 ... All this straight from his unbelievable brain and without notes. And did I mention his impeccable German ? I don't know what beer you were drunk on at school, President Putin, but it sure did your brains good, in the best way.

@lule363

4 ай бұрын

他还会德语，法语，瑞典语，英语

@user-ee4gj7ly2o

3 ай бұрын

А что даты и факты то не знать это же история, все кто в школе русской учились, не прогуливали уроки знают историю.ч

@courathiam256

3 ай бұрын

@@lule363 Tchabiabié lé min. Min nin n'tchan. Hingêbié?

@courathiam256

3 ай бұрын

@@user-ee4gj7ly2o Min né lê 'russe' â, min lê n'tchan lé frasson mon.

@courathiam256

3 ай бұрын

@@user-ee4gj7ly2o Min nin n'tchan, frasson lé ingrécha mon. Min né nin russi.

I love the Joke with the america spy. This was the best.

@denniszurmeneta1175

7 жыл бұрын

same XD

@swarnimmudaliar6916

7 жыл бұрын

i don't get it, can someone explain?

@denniszurmeneta1175

7 жыл бұрын

+Galb The Dragon if a spy have a mission it means they are spying no matter what they claim what are they doing. a spy goes into a KGB building bringing weapons and communication tools, plus he said he have a mission. he's definitely up to something right ?

@jackd3512

7 жыл бұрын

The joke is that the U.S spies are so incompetent that they can just go about their business and stop interrupting the Russian workers.

@Amangwaew

6 жыл бұрын

It's about soviet bureaucracy

Putin, the Pope and Jesus sit in a boat on the Sea of Galilee. Said Jesus "I'm hot, I guess I should go get an umbrella". Jumps out of the boat, walks across the water, comes back with an umbrella. Said Putin "I'm thirsty, wait folks, I get some." Jumps out of the boat, walks across the water, comes back with cold drinks. Said the Pope "I'm hungry too!". Jumps out of the boat, sinks to the bottom. Jesus and Putin lean across the side of the boat and watch him sink. Jesus turns to Putin "I think we should've told him where the stepping stones are." Putin turns to Jesus. "What stones?"

@slishkom_tired

4 жыл бұрын

Ahah, perfect

@chukwow5738

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@monuthomas6809

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@4ltrz555

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@emiliospowerballer1441

4 жыл бұрын

thats not funny

Putin is genius! He has the ability and the bravery to reveal big truths while telling jokes! Respect!!

@sakefn4985

2 жыл бұрын

especially rn

@mikokiviniemi3184

4 ай бұрын

this didn't age well

I feel sorry that foreigners cannot understand Russian. You have to hear the intonation of Putin, you can't feel it with translation. I didn't like Putin the first 35 years of my life, because I didn't want to understand, didn't read, didn't watch. Now I am really amazed by our president. He will be a legend. Pray he lives a long life.

@Elena-bz6gk

3 ай бұрын

Почему на английском тогда?

@kotrearh

3 ай бұрын

Я такая же хурма

@user-kg1og9qq1c

3 ай бұрын

​@@Elena-bz6gkа на каком надо?

@Elena-bz6gk

3 ай бұрын

@@user-kg1og9qq1c русские на русском обычно пишут, есть переводчик

@user-kg1og9qq1c

3 ай бұрын

@@Elena-bz6gk если хочет писать на турецком или арабском, или английском - никто не запретит.

1:13 I loved that part, actually laughed IRL x) _"Are you going to heat your houses with firewood? You also have to go to Siberia for firewood ;)"_

@karlchrkarlsen

7 жыл бұрын

Was a very eerie feeling tbh XD

@rogerelzenga4465

7 жыл бұрын

With other words, if you want to get warm you have to go to the coldest place in the world ^^

@pavelolkhovoy113

7 жыл бұрын

This was about the obstacles EU makes for Russia to prevent building another gas pipe.

@3316412

7 жыл бұрын

He meant Taiga forests

@MsMesem

7 жыл бұрын

I guess there are few sunny days in Russia.

RUSSIA DOESN'T HAND OVER HUMAN RIGHTS DEFENDERS. That ending was not only funny, it was said with a brilliant eloquence as well. Putin is a lvl 100 boss.

@olegbauer3139

4 жыл бұрын

What's the point of this joke if it was a joke ? In my opinion, Putin said all this quite seriously. Indeed, Snowden is alive and well thanks to Russia but Assange,apparently, is not destined to get out alive from the "nest of democracy ".

@MirceaBv

4 жыл бұрын

Neither it's war criminals :)

@FlyingProbe

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin Snyder More like "God mode cheat activated" xD

@MarkRobertCuthbert

4 жыл бұрын

@James Williams 5G is wipe out. Dr. Barrie Towers. Built it. With Others. KZread. Barrie Towers. CANCER. 95 times more Powerful than 4G. Destroys the Female Reproduction CELLS in the young females ovaries. 55 years Doctor of Micro RADIATION. Dr. Barrie Towers.

@MarkRobertCuthbert

4 жыл бұрын

DOCTOR BARRIE TOWERS EX- ROYAL "" NAVY "" M.O.D. BUILT IT. THEY KILLERS. FOR 666 AND ILLUMIN.

This has aged like very fine wine. He was correct about so much.

@wilmerstall3933

10 ай бұрын

Aged like fine milk

@isabellaschwarz198

4 ай бұрын

😂 lol​@@wilmerstall3933

@mikokiviniemi3184

4 ай бұрын

this didn't age well

@dje583

4 ай бұрын

@@mikokiviniemi3184how

@DaveBoxBG

3 ай бұрын

Oh the irony :D

Mong Ngài nhiều sức khoẻ ✨💪💪 Vinh quang cho nước Nga ✨🇷🇺✨. Gửi đến Nga 🇷🇺 ngàn thân thương đến từ Việt Nam ✨🇻🇳❤️🇷🇺✨

@user-dx8en9bc6l

3 ай бұрын

Thanks friend

@polinasnegir873

2 ай бұрын

cảm ơn bạn!! Nga và Việt Nam là đồng chí mãi mãi đấy ❤

The answer he gave to the Estonian lady should be for anyone who have lives in victim-mode. Stop crying about your past and look to the future.

Absolutely brilliant. 😉😃

@ole4440

7 жыл бұрын

I am Russian, it is not the best jokes, but when I look at a news conference with Putin jokes I laugh like an idiot :)))

@syncro16se

7 жыл бұрын

😉👍

@ole4440

7 жыл бұрын

Thank you! Many jokes, idioms may not translate into English. Will understand it only the person who perfectly knows Russian language, phraseology, Russian literature, Russian movies, proverbs, songs..and not only.Humor is intelligence (intellect).

@SydneyTeagarden

7 жыл бұрын

+Олег Чучин His particular humour is intelligent because he uses truths and honesty yet lightens it all with his wit. It's rare to find a strong political leader who has a delightful personality as well. I do understand his saying (not shown here), "I am not your friend, I am your leader"- but I bet his friends do enjoy his company immensely- I'm jealous!

@henryseidel5469

7 жыл бұрын

Oleg Tschutschin Exactly. You are right. But Putin's humour is not necessarily linked to the Russian language and traditions. It is pragmatical enough to be understood by every citizen of the world. Putin is 'international'. He always reacts as a human being and combines the fact of being a president with the fact of being a citizen of his country ahnd of the world. Excellent. . He never speaks of friends and enemies or of the good and the evil. He speaks of our world as an entity, and that makes him a totally new quality in international political life.

There is one more anegdote. In Oliver Stone's documentary Putin Interviews, Stone watches Dr. Strangelove with Putin and later gives him BluRay of Dr. Strangelove as a gift. Putin thanks him, and leaves, only to return in 5 seconds showing him the empty BluRay box. Stone is uncomfortable, looks around for the disc that stayed in player and Putin says with a smile: Typical american gift. (meaning it's all fancy on the outside and hollow inside), it was a funny moment. :)

@user-ib9ky2jo9h

2 ай бұрын

pity putin is scum

"What are you going to heat up with? Firewood?" "Well you also have to go to Siberia if you need firewoods" *O O F*

A real poker-faced comedian , the world is his stage .

@MarshallJukov

7 жыл бұрын

The world is at his fingers

@richardmartin6077

7 жыл бұрын

MarshallJukov Have you seen him manipulate the media ? He is also a magician .

@richardmartin6077

7 жыл бұрын

MusicSprint1080p You must admit he is a comedian , but he is the one who laughs .

@Russka4U

7 жыл бұрын

next video kzread.info/dash/bejne/p4iursOylJzggMo.html

@richardmartin6077

7 жыл бұрын

Russka Can you imagine Obama talking like this ? Putin talks freely because he knows what is going on . Obama waits for his staffers to write what to say .

I didn't know Putin spoke German. What a badass. He speaks it fairly well too.

@Nerr0us

7 жыл бұрын

jakeel85 It's actually common in Russia to study German on novice level. Because in school there is a choice to study English or German and it's mandatory. Sadly not many people actually learn it on high level though.

@pavelolkhovoy113

7 жыл бұрын

He used to live and work in Dresden for a long time/

@AlexanderSchepanovski

7 жыл бұрын

He was a KGB agent in Eastern Germany if you want badass.

@Hampel_4U

7 жыл бұрын

He was a KGB spy

@indeed7289

7 жыл бұрын

ex KGB.... he probably speaks most languages

Putin is undoubtedly a fascinating charachter. I can't think of another leader with even a fraction of his charisma.

@watherby29

3 ай бұрын

KGB

@Carnabwth

3 ай бұрын

@@watherby29 who?

@watherby29

3 ай бұрын

@@Carnabwth Putin is a KGB guy. His charisma comes from the fact that he could beat all of the people in the room in hand-to-hand combat and also he can have them killed or send to prison for no reason

@user-kg1og9qq1c

3 ай бұрын

​@@watherby29 и что в этом плохого?

@-Ice_Cold-

2 ай бұрын

@@watherby29 ''he can have them killed or send to prison for no reason'' - This didn't aged well

I wish we had a leader like Putin in Germany. We are so f*cked... 😩

@lexlibovych4584

2 ай бұрын

Da hast du recht

@bookashkin

2 ай бұрын

Be careful about what you wish. But yeah, today's Germany is ruled by dummkoepfen.

@savascool3416

2 ай бұрын

Idk I think if you had him you d be poor and your quality of life wouldn't be the best.XD but On the other hand you d be independent from western influence /USA. But idk what is better: to be politically dependent from a country but have a better quality of life or to be politically independent (like having your own army and no ami-soldaten on your soil for example) but live more poorly. What would you choose?

@johannbuss5607

2 ай бұрын

@@savascool3416 what kind of bleach did you drink? if putin can make an economic rise in a land like russia, which has currently over 16.000 sanctions against it, then he would be able to make even more out of germany. all i see in germany with the clowns running around in your political system, trying to make daddy usa proud. instead of getting cheap gas and resources from russia WHICH YOU ALREADY PREPAID you guys decide to be stupid and screw your whole population over by blocking the gas. prices in germany nearly doubled thanks to you beeing absolute incompetent there, tell me who lives poor? if germany had a leader like putin, you would be by far wealthier in money, instead the only thing that is rising in germany is apparently the level of stupidity of the people living there.

@milhouse147

2 ай бұрын

@@savascool3416why do You think we would be poor? The quality of life in russia was increasing enormous since Putin is "in office". Check the average income before him and then 20 and 10 years ago and now. He is no wizard but the growth in prosperity he has achieved for his country over the last 25 years is immense.

His joke about Berlusconi is not only hilarious but also factual, he wouldn’t dare be questioned about his fling with women if he was indeed homosexual

@harryhoudini714

3 жыл бұрын

yes and no! he could have f*cked everything on gods green earth and nobody would have said anything as long as he had power. The moment he lost power, his enemies wanted to shut him down for good and for that, even walking past a woman is enough to "hang him" on it! Welcome to Politics! Putin is not really referring to Berlusconi but uses him as a "decoy" to mention the double Standards in the west, where one thing is considered a crime while something similar isnt, purely based on "whodoneit".

@apuuvah

2 жыл бұрын

Putin is definitely gay, and a cross dresser.

@beesabee

2 жыл бұрын

@@apuuvah you’re gay

@Magnitude5000

2 жыл бұрын

@@apuuvah just like you, I see 😆

@Magnitude5000

2 жыл бұрын

@@apuuvah sorry for your sickness

May God give him more lifetime.a leader like him should be in every country,then the world will be a better place!

@Oddhi

7 жыл бұрын

In Soviet Russia, Putin gives god more lifetime.

@mcplutt

2 жыл бұрын

I guess his lifetime will soon be ended.

Intelligent , witty , and to the point ,something west lacks…❤ from India

@mikokiviniemi3184

4 ай бұрын

this didn't age well

@zango2121

3 ай бұрын

@@mikokiviniemi3184 o it aged great

@mikokiviniemi3184

3 ай бұрын

@@zango2121 you are not from india ☠☠ you are going to☠💣in war this way when you grow up kid. it's your choice 👍

@mikokiviniemi3184

3 ай бұрын

@@zango2121 keep supporting war and you're the one suffering the consequences

@FelixX138

3 ай бұрын

​@@mikokiviniemi3184 Охх так страдают, охх экономика растёт, экспорт и импорт вырос ой как бедная Индия страдает 😢

Even now, I still like his style. And he knows so much history and politics. I need to learn to speak Russian.

@alpak9478

2 жыл бұрын

west media blocked all Russian media with real information about Ukraine

@fed5179

3 ай бұрын

if by history and politics you mean basic knowledge a president is expected to have and by his style you mean being part of oligarchical dictatorship that steals wealth of it's citizens and wages war with sovereign nations

@user-hh3ti6dv6f

3 ай бұрын

Обязательно надо. Жизнь будет веселей

Russia is fantastic and I want to live there! No Joke

@neil73

7 жыл бұрын

+dude Ive been in Slovakia for a year and will be moving on next year in July. Russia is a possibility but I've still not made my mind up

@zloidooraque0

7 жыл бұрын

there is nothing special about russian winters

@zloidooraque0

7 жыл бұрын

+neil73 where are u from?

@zloidooraque0

7 жыл бұрын

Danila Elistratov i mean it's not too cold or unbearable or anything to tell anyone "first survive russian winter". we are not living in 17th century to treat winter any special anymore.

@zloidooraque0

7 жыл бұрын

***** i know many ppl from brazil, northern africa and south-east asia (they are mostly students) and when asked the majority of them says our winter is not really disturbing for them. damn, some africans are even don't wear caps in winter! idk whether it is style-thing for them, but if they can allow that to themselves, you can evaluate their feels toward winter by it. i don't say that winter is good or smth, i don't like it. but it's not scary at all. when it's not sunny or it's too warm and there is little snow, i just sit home and go out once a week for food lol. i work from home and i'm antisocial so it's great for me. if there is snow and is sunny i like to smoke weed and walk in town or forest with a music player. or go out to forest for glühwein and barbeque with friends ((% btw the most cool activity i practice outdoors in winter is skating on the frozen river. i've tried it once and now can't miss this. overaly, i agree that it's 70% of time cloudy weather and if snow don't refreshes for too long it's is not pleasant to go outside =)

Before i never was into politics, i used to think this man was such a dull character, now that i have to study polity and i watch politicians speeches, i think he is one of the smartest and most eloquent leader currently. Such a sense of humour.

@sergeycoiiephuk97

4 ай бұрын

Могу Вам рекомендовать посмотреть интервью Жириновского , очень удивитесь тому что он предвещал и то что все сбылось) тоже очень умный человек

@sclerotium6012

4 ай бұрын

Чувак, тебе не стоит заострять свое внимание на этом лжеце, вот Жириновский еще ладно, хоть правду иногда народу говорил

@mikokiviniemi3184

4 ай бұрын

this didn't age well

@salj.5459

3 ай бұрын

@@sergeycoiiephuk97Link?

@seiro8606

3 ай бұрын

​@@sclerotium6012чё ещё хрюкнешь, клоун?

putin : are you going to heat with firewood? 1st world: laughs 3rd world: whats so funny

Донбасс любит нашего президента 🎉❤

@user-dx8en9bc6l

3 ай бұрын

Большое уважение сильным людям Донбасса!

@murder5219

2 ай бұрын

Донбасс в нашем сердечке. Донбасс стал символом мужества и сплоченности русского народа. Добро пожаловать домой.

@bigboll1915

2 ай бұрын

​@@user-dx8en9bc6l❤❤❤Вы наше сердце

@alexeizhedeljov8775

2 ай бұрын

он принес вам войну, а вы зы него 🙄 сказочные конечно.

@bigboll1915

2 ай бұрын

@@alexeizhedeljov8775 войну Ман принесли США и Великобритания, а он всеми способами пытался её не допустить.

the one about the firewood was EPIC

Love this guy, he is so well versed and knowledgeable, does not read from a script. Unlike American presidents, has a natural sense of humour and a cool style of speaking.

@xiro6

3 жыл бұрын

@@anastasiapopov7250 also,half the jokes are related to the other politicians lies. the jokes about snowden, about Ukrania wanting to go with Europe, laws against homosexuality in Russia Berlusconi etc,etc. those jokes imply the hughe and constant lies from governments,that in reality people knows are lies,but accepted them and normalize them as true. but when confronted with the true in that intelligent manner thanks to the sarcasm,it wake up our mind with complicity. when a lie is so blatant,you can say the same lie but even with the slightest grin it will make people smile.And thats what we are living,an lie so huge that honest people cant bare with it.

@beriteri

2 жыл бұрын

When takes his stick he just draws some ponies on the paper, everything in his brain, he doesn't need to write something

@liamdahlberg1332

2 жыл бұрын

Aged like milk.

@casaraku1

2 жыл бұрын

Years of practice...if you do the same job for 20+ years....you got your lines down packed.

@kishanchali8752

2 жыл бұрын

@@liamdahlberg1332 But still relevant

I like VP! He's not perfect, but he obviously is very skilled with diplomacy. He's likeable. Apparently kind hearted, etc.

@mikokiviniemi3184

4 ай бұрын

nice bot comment

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@aspidinton

3 ай бұрын

i agree, really hope some day people will change their view and history won't be just forgotten

@maxs6450

2 ай бұрын

Спасибо друг! Очень на это надеемся!

@lule363

2 ай бұрын

​@@maxs6450❤

@nobrkt

Ай бұрын

we need to make sure that HISTORY WONT BE RE-WRITTEN. we need to carry this knowledge.

Putin reminds me that Russia produced some of the greatest writers and musicians.

@realnaturaltrue9683

6 жыл бұрын

What are fuck????The best musiacans and writers from America like Pac and Nas!!!!

@RoganBorn

6 жыл бұрын

No, with Putin Russia produces policemens, corruption and death.

@Doctor_Venom

6 жыл бұрын

RoganBorn I agree (I’m from Russia and I saw all of this shit with corruption)

@nightyonetwothree

6 жыл бұрын

same, as russian being I can say Russia goes to hell, thanks to Putin&co. Just massive corrupion and mafia nets.

@alexandermachtakov402

6 жыл бұрын

nightyonetwothree putin's the best

I'm not the only american who loves america but also likes russia as well, right? RIGHT?

@mikegr2840

7 жыл бұрын

Ocean Redux Russia and Usa could sent humans into outer space and move the society of today into the future....only that weapon oligarchs mainly in usa dont want that to happen....no wars=no bussiness. i hope Trump wins so the whole world lives in peace !

@OceanRedux

7 жыл бұрын

Mike Gr I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOREVER!!!! We would have colonized fucking mars by now if America and Russia formed a union. And maybe we'd be able to convince Japan, Germany, Britain, and China to get off their asses and join along for the ride! If all of the above all formed an alliance, we'd have the fucking inner solar system conquered in a decade, tops. PUTIN, WHERE ARE YOU!?!?????? WE NEED AN AMERICAN / RUSS TEAM BECAUSE THE REST OF THE PLANET IS STUCK ON FUCKING STUPID....I SWEAR TO GOD....

@NazbolCaliphDonaldaddeenTrump

7 жыл бұрын

Well hello

@monarchtherapsidsinostran9125

7 жыл бұрын

just because trump gets elected doesn't garuntee we won't see war with Russia. We just won't see war against Russia, but as allies...against... you know who.. Those damn MEXI- SHIT wait i mean isis. yes isis. i kid. :D

@natator9

7 жыл бұрын

Right. Putin isn't infallible, but he certainly seems to have his head screwed on straight about some things (international law as regards Syria, researching nuclear energy). Not so sure about his social policies regarding homosexuals (I also didn't get his homosexual joke; anyone?), and I heard he currently has his number 1 political opponent under house arrest. Even if your #1 political opponent deserves to be put under house arrest for some reason (other than treason because that's b.s.), it still looks really really really bad. Also, the Dima Yakovlev laws bans Americans from adopting Russians (not sure if Russians can adopt Americans or not). But, if you dig a bit further you quickly get into the whole reciprocating mess of American and Russian laws because somebody from one country did something terrible. In summary, I don't think Putin and the Russian government are perfect just as I don't think my own (American) government is. But, of course, if only the two countries decided to trade and cooperate, think of all the great things that would happen. Would there still be starving Africans? Food for thought.

Putin never jokes, he roasts!

Vladimir is very spiritual and have control He feel 110 per cent safety in every moment The way he handle and understands political situation in every moment is tremendous, ready to give his sophisticated comments in unbelievable easy way in every moment Not stressed Not any kind of fear Not than , not now I have feeling that we can learn from him more than from others about justice in international law. Politicians or adjucated personality's on any famous World's University have to watch this .... God Bless You All !!! You make my day Vladimir !!!

@mikokiviniemi3184

4 ай бұрын

this didn't age well

8:15 Ok, I as native german was happy to not have to read the subtitles anymore, then, suddenly, Putin starts talking german, WhOa

@k42uy4

6 жыл бұрын

wow, you really don't know shit about Putin

@user-qf4zt7xe2n

5 жыл бұрын

Er spricht fließend Deutsch.

@mavadavia8340

5 жыл бұрын

wow. Why do you still think he can't speak english? or french

@CrZ0004

5 жыл бұрын

he learned german when he actually absolutely needed to know it.. he doesnt really have to know english, nor does he have time to learn it really

@mavadavia8340

5 жыл бұрын

He doesn't really have to know it , but he does.

I am utturly flabbergasted by this man's honesty. The way he manages to answer questions in such a flanboyant manner its something I wish for many presidents. Guys we do not need any political education to be able to see who speaks the truth in today's world.

@remigijusjonaitis7533

7 жыл бұрын

He is awaken and awaken people know the truth.

@letsgobrandon8101

7 жыл бұрын

Hey! Good to see more people awake.

@toaster1339

7 жыл бұрын

...while America and sadly the rest of the world will have to deal with Hillary Clinton because being realistic, Trump won't make it because of the rigged political establishment in the US.

@Rogue_Leader

7 жыл бұрын

Go away shill. Get a proper job. Oh, wait: Putin's Russia is so riddled with unemployment that this is the only job you can get.

@mcplutt

2 жыл бұрын

He is really honest when killing the people of Ukraine.

He ist the best, love from germany! Not all people here believe the propaganda from our german government!

Таких политиков еще мир долго не увидит

@KennyMShow

2 ай бұрын

Хотелось бы видеть его во власти так долго как можно. Спокоен за страну пока она у него

@user-hr1rb8cr1x

Ай бұрын

​@@KennyMShowЧто он имел в виду под этой минутой15:28

@KennyMShow

Ай бұрын

@@user-hr1rb8cr1x ничего не понял

"They owe us 3.5 billion, refund us our money ... create an enabling atmosphere for the talks " 100% PURE PUTIN !!!! Direct, brilliant, fewest words, no double meanings ...

@andyz7711

5 жыл бұрын

First he said 3.5 yards like a gangster

@livedandletdie

5 жыл бұрын

He is a lovely person, that does his job with passion.

@maoneko

5 жыл бұрын

@@livedandletdie i would argue but i 'm a bit scared to

@ssdivizion

4 жыл бұрын

Putin is the only World leader who can say Well... and then applause came from the crowd

@paigeleigh2554

4 жыл бұрын

❤❤❤❤❤

Love how Putin replied to serious questions in a humorous way. Humour is a sign of wisdom.

@gaulandisteinverbrecherisc6259

2 жыл бұрын

What a wise bombing on innocents... wise man...

@OlegVasilenkoValik

2 жыл бұрын

@@gaulandisteinverbrecherisc6259 Представляешь себе, когда он начнет бомбить виновных)

@thxanne

2 жыл бұрын

You and that but butcher have the intelligence of a shrimp

@worfoz

2 жыл бұрын

@@gaulandisteinverbrecherisc6259 putin loves comedians who are NOT like the one whose name starts with a Z.

@ivanmachnkoppzuxd7722

2 жыл бұрын

Nice FAIL, BRo👎

The King!

@mikokiviniemi3184

4 ай бұрын

nice bot comment

@stanlystanly9964

4 ай бұрын

@@mikokiviniemi3184 nice comment...bot

@user-pq2ob1rd6r

Ай бұрын

King in his kingdom forever isolated 😂

@stanlystanly9964

Ай бұрын

@@user-pq2ob1rd6r you're living isolated in your basement ukrotroll😂

@miletov

2 күн бұрын

​@@user-pq2ob1rd6r isolated from what and where?

1:15 😂 You don't want Nuclear Power... You don't want Gas... Do you want firewood? I got you covered! 😂

Types of popular : -Famous -Legend -Putin

@mrcaptain3703

4 жыл бұрын

TRUMP and PUTIN how cute

@_7f00ff

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrcaptain3703 ?

@MasterofBeats

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrcaptain3703 wdym?

@kayleebrown2921

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot Michael Jackson

@kayleebrown2921

3 жыл бұрын

@@MasterofBeats Dating

he has a great sense of humor

@patricks1560

7 жыл бұрын

This guy is gonna run rings around Trump, unless Trump realises he holds all the cards.

@sharkymcsnarkface6642

7 жыл бұрын

Patrick S How can he hold the cards with such small hands?

@marhabanramadhan4552

7 жыл бұрын

DartsTheMonkey Nice!

@albertgizatulin167

7 жыл бұрын

@John Smith, mate can you firstly learn english??!? prostitutes are plural, article THE can be used only for a sinlge object.

@gordonthomson1427

7 жыл бұрын

Albert Gizatulin....Wrong ! How about , "The prostitutes of Amsterdam are among the best in the world"? Perhaps you are the one needing a better grounding in the English language.

The man is really bright.

Love this dude 😂😂😂!

As an American, I thought his joke about the American spy that wanted to give up was very funny. It's nice to see some jokes amid all the BS the world throws around. Plus if you can't laugh at yourself then you have no business laughing at others.

@dominickstepper5302

5 жыл бұрын

ik im late but i didnt get it. explain?

@darinaangelova2882

5 жыл бұрын

Zetos Stormrider It's all about the bureaucracy. Think about it from that point of view and you'll get it.

@darinaangelova2882

5 жыл бұрын

True that, Donald Trump and his stunted brain could never dream of such a joke.

@ericmanget4280

5 жыл бұрын

@@darinaangelova2882 Yeah it's next level brilliant :S. I kind of expected more wit from a dude that has seized the power of Russia for almost 20 years now.

@vknfriendly

5 жыл бұрын

@@ericmanget4280Really captured or am I as a citizen gave it to him?

On Snowden: "He didn't give us any information..... The bandit!" I lol'd

любимка наша🥰

Brilliant!

A true, intelligent pollitician... We need more of him in the West.!

@kennethconnors7532

7 жыл бұрын

so have I , where did you live ?? I was treated well and had many Russian friends

@Raussl

7 жыл бұрын

I prefer moral concious and empathy over intelligence when it comes to politicians

@B10Esteban

7 жыл бұрын

commenting in hopes of hearing an inside view of russia

@sakkeus2yt

7 жыл бұрын

+Raussl Read Macchiavelli

@comsraddjowdjow1375

7 жыл бұрын

more ??? name one

"The bandit! In fact he could tell us something. After all, we provided shelter to him. But he says nothing" bahahha what a genius

@Rain-tv7oh

4 жыл бұрын

@@justwalkwithme1102 if you want to mock someone, do it in a more elegant way. Barbarian.

@user-fn2ey9zt8b

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rain-tv7oh ТАКИЕ УКРАИНЦЫ, ОНИ НЕ МОГУТ ОБЩАТСЯ, ХУЖЕ ИГИЛ, ИЛИ ОСКАРБЛЯЮТ ИЛИ УБИВАЮТ, ОСТАЛЬНОЕ ОТСУТСТВУЕТ, ОНИ УЖЕ НЕЛЮДИ🙆‍♀️

@nataliaapopii1712

4 ай бұрын

Не бандит а разбойник, перевод не правильный.

its deadass funnier in russian, also that part when he says "You dont have firewoods either" was underrated

@bcactus3510

2 жыл бұрын

Haha

@johnf4279

2 жыл бұрын

@@bcactus3510 Me English with no Russian. And I thought VP was hilarious in mere translation... I'm just too old to learn Russian though.

@richardfothergill8090

2 жыл бұрын

bombing women and kids in Ukraine killed the humour more than the translations

@hmu05366

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnf4279 it wasn’t funny

@rileyshadow1688

2 жыл бұрын

Apparently, it isn't considered important enough, compared to the devastation he's causing!!!!! What's your point? That his jokes make him a great guy?

Wow he is amazing man not only smart but has sense of humour

@mikokiviniemi3184

4 ай бұрын

this didn't age well

@user-kg1og9qq1c

3 ай бұрын

Юмор - признак остроумия. Не путать с клоунадой.

Putin is such an outstanding remarkable personality. A highly educated and grounded man with a clear and rational mind. I enjoyed this video a lot. I could watch and listen to him endlessly. Besides his humour, he's got a very pleasant and charming attitude👍😃. Great comments btw❤

@mikokiviniemi3184

4 ай бұрын

this didn't age well

@Dzvnk12

3 ай бұрын

Он на самом деле очень приятный и обаятельный

@ianaustin5541

3 ай бұрын

@@Dzvnk12 Yes

Putin can spoke directly and answer any questions without preparation....he is king of politicians....

@bennyjiub980

4 жыл бұрын

King of jokes

@hermanloud3098

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe those are the perks of being genuine.

@Serendip98

4 жыл бұрын

This is characteristic for a jester.

@multihunteroable

4 жыл бұрын

well, he still can't answer questions from Russian people without preparation so he saying a lot of bullshit and practically nothing about the subject of question. Probably he got old and spend much more time as President then he should

@dr.rehanamansuri5858

4 жыл бұрын

@@bennyjiub980 king of facts and he is intelligent not dumbass

omg i love him so much 🤣🤣🤣 what a great president

I really love his sence of humor 😂

Vladimir Putin, a great man whom i have a deep respect for, if i ever meet him, i'll greet him, tell him that he's a great president and that it's an honor to meet him in person. Also "Russia is a country which does not hand over human rights defenders", well said, Mr.Putin, well said! Vladimir Putin really cares about Russia and is not afraid to speak his mind, an honorable man with no doubts.

@Nick7901962

7 жыл бұрын

are you dumb? he shot down a passenger airliner and systematically killed his opposition and banned homosexuality and religionl, lmfao

@regularity2556

7 жыл бұрын

+Nick L Lies and fabrications. He is a great president

@Nick7901962

7 жыл бұрын

***** someone who 'loves your country' but actively flushes out anyone who opposes him and poisons agents

@Russka4U

7 жыл бұрын

new video! kzread.info/dash/bejne/o3xm19eOiZCccpc.html

@robbo4566

7 жыл бұрын

Unsubstantiated nonsense.

I am outside of Russia now, and watching it from a foreign countrie makes me love Russia and its folk, with all its religions and nationalities. It is a great country with good people.

@Ser_YOja

2 жыл бұрын

Only Jehovah's Witnesses were made 'Extremists'. In fact, they are imprisoned for their faith

@pe4153

2 жыл бұрын

They just have to work on their voting skills

@Gastradamus

2 жыл бұрын

Lucky to be out of there..must be nice to speak your mind without any reprisals? Good luck to you 🤝

@HooDatDonDar

Жыл бұрын

Stay away for a bit. It is going to get ugly when sanctions start to bite.

@ajaysidhu471

4 ай бұрын

​@@Gastradamusof course, Infact I can't even speak my mind in my own house! Hahahaha

Шедевральный Путин! Наша гордость! Наше счастье! Всем странам мира желаю такого президента!

the one with Austria really got me lol!

The reason he is able to answer most of the questions without a second thought is because he has the gift of photographic memory. It helped him during his KGB days, its helping him as president.

@deviantshade

2 жыл бұрын

Furthermore,he rarely stutters or uses "uhm" "uuh". He answers genuinely to people who ask him with genuine curiosity.He confronts journalists who ask him "loaded gun" questions.He politely leans his torso forward to people he talks to,a gesture of respect.

@lekiley6354

2 жыл бұрын

@@deviantshade You nailed it! Vlad's a shrewd spontaneous conniving genius, that is 5 steps ahead of any talking point & in retrospect had a no-nonsense, like-minded great egotistical politically INCORRECT F**KING rapport with DJT. Ergo, we lost that critical dialogue cohesion with our cognitive impaired leader at the helm and concur in portion, Putin made these embedded expansionist desires to ensue. Water over the broken GD damn at this point, in international pariah advances, as this complicated stability-instability paradox unfolds. Conflicted as a US ally within NATO, further intrusion into a heart-wrenching Zelensky's pleading ploy for Ukraine (btw isn't a formal US ally) at this juncture, is suspect to advance more incursion. Being woefully realistic, The only way to win is not to play!! Praying for peace, not more WAR!!

@KALASHNIKOVA546

2 жыл бұрын

Величайшая школа разведки подарила России самого лучшего президента Владимира Путина 🙏

@giselameunier3845

Жыл бұрын

@@deviantshade always gentleman and respectful, even to common people

@user-kg1og9qq1c

3 ай бұрын

Why not?)

7:30 "where is the money? refund our money, blya****" ))) best president

@mssburr

6 жыл бұрын

where is the money? refund our money.....The look on the other man face was golden...

@shahj3593

6 жыл бұрын

not "blya". "lyard" - billion on the slang

@user-ov3lb6oo2q

6 жыл бұрын

The whole joke is that HE owes money

@IlyaSmirnov1980

5 жыл бұрын

In Russian, the word "billion" sounds like "milliard" In the common people there is an abbreviated word "yard." It's like Americans just cut the word "billion" and say, for example, "bion." There is no word "blyat"

@freeperson604

5 жыл бұрын

Maaaan, he say: ярд. Он хотел сказать миллиард. Слово ярд и миллиард в русском слове похожи в окончаниях. Поэтому произошёл такой казус. Но твоя версия мне понравилась. Please, sorry, that your should translating it in the translater. And sorry for my English language. I am Russian girl (or woman), so my English bad.

尊重，喜欢普京总统❤❤❤

Hypersonic truth bombs.

Who could watch him nd not falling in love with him, he is unique, he is God of politics, serious when he has to be with a great sense of humor, Greetings from Palestine Mr president we love you nd stand behind you.

@t.3769

3 ай бұрын

❤

@user-kg1og9qq1c

3 ай бұрын

Надеюсь вы живы🙏

"Do you have a mission?" "Yes." "Then go on with it. Stop inturrupting people when they're trying to work!"

Awesome President, love ❤️ ❤❤ you so happy , funny , intelligent, elegant, handsome, charming Loving kindness ❤️❤️❤️❤️😘😘🌹🌹🌹🌹🎈🎈🙏🙏🙏🙏👍🌎

@user-pq2ob1rd6r

Ай бұрын

For many of us, only a war criminal

Le passage sur les homosexualistes est extra , en France les politiciens sont des gays et ils se marient

@ber-patriciorocacciovaleng1794

4 ай бұрын

I agree for the end of your commentary but not for your first analysis, gay marriage for example is a problem​@@sclerotium6012

@ber-patriciorocacciovaleng1794

4 ай бұрын

and yes, that's a problem. marriage is a man + a woman

@teach-learn4078

3 ай бұрын

Yes, and his point and the policy are excellent. It's not about persecuting or penalizing gay people , but you don't want to asvertise, promote, and glamorize that lifestyle. Teligion aside, ultimately heterosexuality is better for society bcs it's better for families, snd what's better for children is better for everybody.

@jcf223

3 ай бұрын

Mr Putin is right on the subject, countries like France should take example

Respect to Mr. Putin and 🇷🇺 from the 🇺🇲.

@user-kg1og9qq1c

3 ай бұрын

👍respect from Russia

I love Putin's voice. Small but powerful.

@ThatOneCEO

6 жыл бұрын

I am playing this video when it's raining and it stops, and sun comes out, and rainbows appear!

@m.jailam8861

6 жыл бұрын

like an asian penis

@garybezner6774

6 жыл бұрын

Derick Gabrillo Stephen colbert

@birderjohn3396

6 жыл бұрын

Too bad he’s a criminal.

@crzypyromaniac6406

6 жыл бұрын

Derick Gabrillo The most influential man in the world that has existed for the last 10 years

The wives and love mates gets me😂

Is there any way Putin could run for president here in America in 2024? I know our election laws and oversight are all screwed up, so maybe there's a way he could get in. Hell, half the country probably wouldn't even notice. We're too worried about what bathroom each member of the swim team uses.

@lule363

2 ай бұрын

😂

"Russia is a country which doesn't hand over human rights defenders."

@SJ23982398

4 жыл бұрын

They kill them instead.

@davidhat2446

4 жыл бұрын

@delonix regia but not with official govt approval !!!!!

@immz6667

4 жыл бұрын

@@SJ23982398 forgetting bout jfk malcom x Martin Luther king?

@SJ23982398

4 жыл бұрын

@@immz6667 Yes murders happen, what is your point? They were not state sanctioned, and they were exceptions, not the rule like in Russia. And why do you start talking about the USA when we were talking about Russia? Deflecting much?

@LodewijkVrije

4 жыл бұрын

@@SJ23982398 and do you have any proof of the accusations you are making, or are your sources, just like the American media. "unnamed defense specialists" and "anonymous intelligence insiders" get out of here, you weak western puppet.

I love myself

@alexandermachtakov402

6 жыл бұрын

Vladimir Putin thanks god you do

@felicxo

5 жыл бұрын

Ох уж эти путины,везде они

@user-si4ep6gq6g

5 жыл бұрын

and want to live

@slavawk

5 жыл бұрын

Anime for Dauns все дауны ненавидят))

@illiachapliiov4582

5 жыл бұрын

BTS much?

The key to understand Putin is to first know politics and before you start learning about politics you need to understand the moral implications of it. Why? Because people seem to assume that there are virtuously good and bad politicians. That is not the case. In fact politicians on a moral scale are all on the evil side. I like Putin because he is the evil id rather deal with than what we have here in the west and not because he is some god. He is consistent with his ideology and for the past 15 years his actions proved he is a man of his word. He does not switch up like the west does. The hypocrisy of us calling Nelson Mandela terrorist and then persecuting him. Whilst at the same time calling ourselves bastions of human rights. The same time we support Ukraine while bombing Palestine. We say Russia was the only invading force in Europe whilst we bombed Yugoslavia, south Osetia. The United States last year voted against the human rights in the U.N. convention whilst most countries voted for it. France kept proxy colonies in Africa The UK with US intervened in to r Middle East before any provocation. We tried to save Syria by deposing the last democratic government in there. And blame Russia which actually works to strengthen it as an ally. We thought ourselves above Syria that’s why we rather destroy it then help them.

Putin is a smart man, similar to Musk. You can observe him thoughtfully repeating his words before speaking them.