Pairs well with "accidentally drinking your sunscreen and rubbing rum all over yourself"

@nicolebogda1482

3 жыл бұрын

Also known as...”Oh mom....you did it again, didn’t you?”

I love how you keep the haughty elitist snark while still being thoroughly aware of the dark hopeless reality you are living in. 😂✌

@tb5884

3 жыл бұрын

That's dark

@ptorres7951

3 жыл бұрын

We* you meant "we are living in" lmao

@JoboMcFakeAF

3 жыл бұрын

Spooky. You weren’t supposed to say that out loud lol

@Cardstock1321

3 жыл бұрын

Average millennial or zoomer

@SnarkNSass

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cardstock1321 what's a zoomer? And Who is the Millennial or Zoomer?✌

"Exotic dancers who read Hemingway" is A+ writing.

@SeaJay_Oceans

2 жыл бұрын

Well, a lot of dancers are University students... working on their degree in nursing, early childhood, teaching, or english lit...

“That’s a thick mouth-feel” Now I know what to put in my Grindr profile

@seapeajones

3 жыл бұрын

I read this when he said the cream goes straight to your cavities 🤣

@SgtElev3n

3 жыл бұрын

"a little nutty"

"Comes off a bit as a red flag... But I'm here to judge the drink, not the audience." Come at me with my Papaya scented glittery sun tan lotion on vacation pouring this in my coffee.

@rucker69

3 жыл бұрын

Gross.

@mcfarofinha134

2 жыл бұрын

Papaya smells like shit lol

@nonono965

2 жыл бұрын

Haha...vacation. I put it in my coffee at work. By lunch I LOOOOOVE everyone in the ladies room. But I digress..

Yep, my turn to be personally attacked by PV3. Thanks daddy VanMyer.

@vincentwagner9233

3 жыл бұрын

I’m stealing Daddy VanMyer, not even ashamed. Thank you Robert Tramer!

Rumchata , the best way to make your coffee alcoholic

@MrRossman2

3 жыл бұрын

Rumchata, when you want to remain in denial about hitting rock bottom.

@michael3556

3 жыл бұрын

Rumchata, the best way to make your coffee alcoholic when you're not old enough to buy liqour. Seriously though, you could do better

@wyattfulkerson8719

3 жыл бұрын

Baileys

@ryanclark6402

3 жыл бұрын

Bushmills has entered the chat.

@amb600cd0

3 жыл бұрын

@@michael3556 tell it like it is micheal!

When you imagine the "lol" as a little picture of a guy drowning, it starts to make a lot more sense.

@jonathonleclare9268

3 жыл бұрын

oh god. I can't unsee it.

RumChata: brought to you by Aunt Franzia's 40th birthday at Carraba's.

@EikottXD

3 жыл бұрын

Rofl bruh 💀

@bigernmccracken5736

3 жыл бұрын

Friend, I must say that’s the best KZread profile name I have ever seen. Well played.

@MrRossman2

3 жыл бұрын

Rumchata: Because regret is also a flavor.

@imaramblins

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrRossman2 Rumchata: When you wake up and pray that creamy taste lingering in your mouth from last night was ONLY from the Rumchata.

@MrRossman2

3 жыл бұрын

@@imaramblins Rumchata: Because who says a 40 year old single mother of 5 can't relive her "Girls Gone Wild" days.

“Sipping drink” noooo... Also the Cinnamon Toast Crunch shot is already definitely a thing, and you nailed the recipe: 1 part bleh, with 1 part regret...

@EikottXD

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that is not a sipping drink. Scotch is a sipping drink.

OK, now I want Cinnamon Toast Crunch with rum and half&half. Breakfast of champions, right there.

@EikottXD

3 жыл бұрын

I would try it. Probably perfect for a hangover.

@mefirstyoulater

3 жыл бұрын

So. Theoretically... you could add the breakfast cereal to.... say a 40% abv spirit of choice let it soak for a day or so, strain it, and then redistill it. That flavor would carry very strongly through into the new clear spirit produced by the process. So, yeah... Cinnamon Toast Crunch rum could be a thing. But I wouldn't know.

PV3 got really good at noticing red flags. Unfortunately he didn't notice them when Abby was flying them

“It’s all spiked” oh aunt Karen. You crazy gal

PV3 has been hitting the arms, snooze ya lose abby

@Mt-ue9qz

3 жыл бұрын

It’s like Abby put him through Sommelier school but screwed up right about when Prescott was about to bloom hitting his own decant now moment. She felt neglected for a moment and got “bitter”

@lucywarmbrodt3353

3 жыл бұрын

Are you mixing protein into these drinks Prescott?

Every time he manages to crack me up. "I appreciate your zealousness." It's not just the line, it's the delivery.

Last night I received an email from Safeway Liquor offering $7 off a bottle of RumChata, and today this video appears in my notifications - coincidence? I have to wonder...

@junietwoknees

3 жыл бұрын

PV3 probably jumped at the opportunity for a cheap review after getting the same email.

You may not have been able to climb that rope in PE all those years ago, but you could certainly pass now with how much you lift our spirits up with these videos. I would ask that you consider trying soju, but since it hasn't been easy to find, consider Aguas Locas de Horchata? It is horchata mixed with either tequila or mezcal. Thanks again, king 🤴

@undeaddreadlord1

3 жыл бұрын

I would expand on that. I had 1 authentic mezcal in my life, not gonna lie, it made me love tequila. Something about agave..

My gosh Abby and Chadwick have even taken the last shreds of PV3 dignity.

Mr. Prescott, might i recommend trying Ellington Reserve's: Root Beer Whiskey. Only the finest for you.

Watching these videos is like reading video game backstory tidbits collected in-game. You don't have the full story, but you're getting closer to understanding.

This is quickly becoming my favorite channel on KZread.

@-xirx-

2 жыл бұрын

_very_ quickly

I have to say I love this channel. There is always so much to unpack.

Going in you're not expecting a lot and then you pour it into a glass and due to some dark twist of fate you *still* end up being disappointed.

PV3 giving us the content 2021 deserves what a stud

Please do Admiral Nelson’s Cherry spiced rum

@DaybreakerDJ

3 жыл бұрын

For the life of me I cannot find this rum on my side. It's a damn shame.

@-xirx-

2 жыл бұрын

OMG now that hits different

We sell a ton of this at work (mostly to older ladies) but I have always been afraid to try it. Thanks for taking one for the team.

PV3 is here to judge drinks and only lowkey judge his comments section.

These kinda feel like they would be a segment from the early 2000s Daily Show

"Interventions don't work on Aunt Karen...sadly." That got me good

I just realized that we have never once seen PV3's legs. What is he hiding?

this was my first ever drink. please pray for me

@hopkinsjr436

3 жыл бұрын

How's it going? 🤣

The sight and sound of a man swishing a dairy product is unnerving.

@gadguard

3 жыл бұрын

There is a naughty joke somewhere in there. I just can't pull it out though. Hmmm.

@ninjabreadman8166

3 жыл бұрын

The joke is on the tip of the tongue, but can't quite bring itself to come out

This channel is incomplete without a mellow corn review

Should try a Canadian Mist review. This is the best thing I've found on KZread in a while.

Oh my dude. In WI we keep this in the cordial section, the line has to be somewhere. bless your heart for swishing it. great review regardless!

I always get excited when i see a new video from you. I have been subscribed since like 2k followers

In many ways my life is just an endless circle between this channel, How to Drink, and the crushing reality of my own existence.

We love you Prescott, never change

It's never too late to pick up the PE credit old chap! You can do!

These videos are hysterical, but for real rumchata in coffee hits different with dessert.

You have one of the best channels of the year.

I never knew that companies made so many ways to mess up perfectly good alcohol.

I've always said that it's like drinking pancake batter with hints of alcohol. The first thing I thought of when I tried it was the old supervisor I had at my first job who accidentally bought coffee creamer instead of premade coffee and then proceeded to drink it anyway because he didn't want to admit he fucked up.

If you haven't already, a PBR review would be quite the matter to behold

@RyanBennoch

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hell yes.

@ExperiencesAndEquipment

3 жыл бұрын

Everclear is less harsh than pbr whiskey. I still have my Everclear. I gave away my pbr whiskey after less than 3 oz of it.

love these keep up the good work!

A less alcoholic modification on the Cinnamon Toast Crunch shot is to use coffee creamer (usually hazelnut) instead of RumChata. It’s called Dragon Cum

@julianvalladolid8722

3 жыл бұрын

DRAGON WHAT???

@donavonwatson546

2 жыл бұрын

@@julianvalladolid8722 you heard em right. Lmao.

That description was soooo accurate! LOL! From the tanning lotion smell (and the bottle looks like tanning lotion too), to the blending of the Caribbean & Mexico!

Always love ya. This is just to help with the algorithm.

dude this guy is the perfect inbetween a character and legit persona its amazing

This made my birthday better

hit the nail on the head, bought it when i turned 21 because i thought it looked good

A helpful addition to the list of things I should never drink.

@carlsmith4568

3 жыл бұрын

why do people hate rumchata so much? I think it tastes pretty good...

You're one likable youtuber. And people love a good developing narrative.

You are too good for this world, PVM

I live for these reviews. My life has no meaning otherwise.

Funny enough, as a Mexican, I always felt that RumChata lacked the cinnamon flavor so I have always put a shot of Fireball into a cup of RumChata. I can definitely say I have made Amazon orders that are a surprise to me two days later.

Okay, do you move a lot or use other people's kitchens sometimes? You've been in so many different kitchens I can't keep up. Love the videos, they're amazing, and you're wonderful to watch.

I love this stuff!!

You are just the best!!!

Why does your brother chadwick label his light switches in his own house ? does he label everything ?

@hinotefanatic

3 жыл бұрын

Now I can’t stop looking and wanna know what they say!

I love this stuff in coffee! And added to horchata.

God bless you Prescott

“That cream goes right to ur cavities”

In case you really want to both regret and be intrigued there's also eggnog, chocolate and strawberry varieties of this drink.

I Commented! Good luck with the algorithm.

u have haunted energy and i love it

Hi Prescott! Have you ever considered reviewing Smirnoff green apple? It was me and my friends drink of choice in high school. If you close your eyes it almost tastes like real apples.

Can you taste test The smaller bottle of Drambuie? i think its a 375ml. I love it. I want to see how you describe it.

keep it up! come to charleston dude we had all kinds of breweries and distilleries here lol do it as an episode

Glad to see your in a better place.

Bro was jaw jacking and stalling for the first 3 minutes for literally no reason at all

I care for you Preston. Thanks for the excellent review

This man is my Spirit Animal.

As someone who doesn't drink alcohol I've been enjoying your videos

Enjoy your videos, thanks!

I hope he reviews Sambuca in the near future, curious to his 1st impression.

Amazing lol great video I suggest Knucklenoggin salted caramel whiskey. Have a great one.

The cinnamon toast crunch with fireball is a real thing lmao

You are funny! Laughed my a$$ off watching this 😂😂👍

Shit. You're doing way better than i. So look up. All is good. Always learned being raised on a few navy bases, just gotta be happy with what you have. God bless. Big fan.

PV3 in da house. Rumchata is delicious when poured over ice cream

I would love to see an Arbor Mist review. I know PV3 doesn't really review wines, but Arbor Mist isn't really wine so....

Funny. I actually look forward to your uploads. When this channel rightfully gains traction. . . That back catalog!

This is really good in coffee. Cheers from Kentucky!

Have you ever tried Slivovitz (Plum Brandy)? Sorry in advance.

This actually sounds like something I would like in my coffee in the mornings...I love Cinnamon Toast Crunch

I instantly subscribed after the Everclear video. After understanding his humor more and his wine tasting character, I am in love. HE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY HOLY SHIT

Only here to comment for the algorithm apparently; that said. Keep up the good content and your spirits! I hear spirits are best kept in elevated shelves

lol, when he said "PE" I thought professional engineer for a sec. Then I realized what I was watching.

Absolutely best way to wake up, is getting to watch a new PV3 video!

@hayyremz

3 жыл бұрын

Just woke up now?

@ASlutty9SUnit

3 жыл бұрын

@@hayyremz Sure as spitfire, bit early for my tastes, truthfully

@hayyremz

3 жыл бұрын

@@ASlutty9SUnit glad I ain't the only one

If PV3 were a cocktail, what would his ingredients be?

Right On!!! Can you do Suaza Tequila?

We need a Mellow Corn review!!

We came for the reviews stayed for the tea

That 1 thumbs down is from Aunt Karen...

4:37 had me dying lol

Oh hey - I actually enjoy a splash of this stuff in some decaf coffee. Just every now and then. Luckily my store sells little 50mL bottles, so I don't have to commit to an entire fifth that I'm only going to use maybe 200mL of over six months.

This has become one of my new favorite channels. So different from all other channels I watch and so damn funny.

Maybe it mixes well with something? I tried a Cutwater white russian recently and that was way too much for me. I think it has more ABV than RumChata!

RumChata and Fireball in equal parts makes a fine sipper for parties.