"look it up its called basketball." Shit Hands- 2019

@romanminaster5180

4 жыл бұрын

Do... Do we have the same profile pic??

@yourmom415

4 жыл бұрын

Hun, I told you *sniff he's still trying to get that milk we need.

@cadencemarang5253

4 жыл бұрын

I read this exactly when he said it

@aimforthebushes5463

4 жыл бұрын

*2015

@anirudhsharma9802

4 жыл бұрын

Wheres my Dad? Lmao

“I realise I’m appealing to no one here” Your job is literally playing Real Life: The Depressingly True Game but with a murderous twist. Trust me, everyone here loves your content and is never disappointed by anything you make.

@SaphiraTessa

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly. I'm pretty sure most of us would even watch Kevin doing a makeup tutorial...actually, 10/10 I would watch that

@cassidyanne2885

4 жыл бұрын

SaphiraTessa *I second this*

@jetstreamgaming8058

4 жыл бұрын

SaphiraTessa it’s settled we must spam the comments with do a makeup tutorial

@Vouc.

4 жыл бұрын

True papi

@rhondaelliott2558

4 жыл бұрын

I also second second this

"Look it up. It's called Basketball." Jesus. That's pretty savage for a 3 meter tall goblin with butter hands.

@cantobot1234

4 жыл бұрын

@Jeremy Gelwicks exactly

NBA: the game series where the players somehow get even shinier every release

@gnialwav5601

4 жыл бұрын

How to properly clean your metal computer they just add more sweat

@samuelolivier3792

4 жыл бұрын

How to properly clean your metal computer they made the players so shiny since 2k15 they don’t even look realistic.

@RadioDemon21

4 жыл бұрын

Jimdammit, are you on all CMK videos? I see you everywhere 😂

@XOLoneglry

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god I love your channel metal computer

@novacognitio9819

4 жыл бұрын

Hi dudes and dudettes

They all just sound high out of their minds

@flats2774

4 жыл бұрын

Jerica Cole they also sound like they are really socially awkward.

@wackyduck3

4 жыл бұрын

They gave up annunciation to gain large basketball hands

@gamingreader2440

4 жыл бұрын

They probably didnt want to do this but they needed these actors so they just let them get away with the amazing voicing

@DiddyBohlen

4 жыл бұрын

They actually have some of the absolute worst voice acting out there. There are some good videos about it.

@tnbspotter5360

4 жыл бұрын

They sound like real basketball players who barely know how to read.

Kevin, you've already made someone scream in a non violent game, I'm so proud.

“He thought they asked what music he liked” As Kevin upsets every Utah Jazz fan

@plainplane7580

4 жыл бұрын

Utah isn't a real state anyway, so not that it matters.

@johna.5272

4 жыл бұрын

They're easily upset.

@IvanGarcia-ok8xo

4 жыл бұрын

All 3 of them

@uhhjessyca

4 жыл бұрын

Can confirm. Source: Utah Jazz fan

@trevorrovert3103

4 жыл бұрын

Plain Plane None of the NBA teams are in states

"I'm scared of balls" -Kevin, 2019

@gracecaroline9138

4 жыл бұрын

I thought Kevin is a man of culture 😂😂😂 but I was wrong

@joeys3227

4 жыл бұрын

Anti jacksepticeye

@joeobyrne9348

4 жыл бұрын

"I'm" -Kevin, 2019

It amazes me how fast Kevin blew up and just I’m so glad for him as he just puts a smile on my face thank you so much Kevin and I hope one day I can meet you when I’m an adult or old enough to travel just thank you Kevin as you bring smiles to millions

@pollutedcrimson

4 жыл бұрын

I mean hes been doing this at least 2 years now. You new here?

@SM-ev6if

4 жыл бұрын

He had a youtube channel 5years ago then opened a store and stopped KZread. Then started again after he got hit by a car lol.

@terra_the_nightingale135

4 жыл бұрын

Shane Malley wait... that sounds like a Sims story- did this happen??? Is Kevin just Jim Pickens?

@themaniacperham2090

4 жыл бұрын

pollutedcrimson Na but in the whole picture of KZread he’s new

@themaniacperham2090

4 жыл бұрын

Shane Malley yea ik that

"Shit 69 Hands" DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

@greensheep4918

4 жыл бұрын

The most I did was 68... I was so close...

They sound like that because it is their first time reading it, they’re professional players that don’t care one bit about the game they just want to be paid.

@Bruhskivibes

4 жыл бұрын

Ryan Mockler Also some of them actually have no idea how to read AND it’s their first time reading the line. Lots of these guys got pushed through high schools in bad areas and coasted through college on their basketball abilities. I know 99% Dion Waiters is one, not sure about any others.

@RyanMockler

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Van Epps yeah and did you notice the fact Shaq was not voiced by Shaq, they didn’t sound one bit alike and he was the best voiced. I’ve never played 2k15 I started playing NBA in 2k16 and I know they don’t do this anymore. NBA players are handpicked for voice acting and roles now.

@Andrew-cx1hq

4 жыл бұрын

@@RyanMockler Im pretty sure the MyPlayer was just named shaq but that wasnt actually shaq

@RyanMockler

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Kyed oh I just seen cavs and a fat old Shaq and thought it’s supposed to be him

@RyanMockler

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Kyed yeah it’s not Shaq I just noticed his face and he’s playing on the suns I’m stupid lol yeah it’s a myplayer

honestly if a player like that was in the league I'd actually watch the NBA

@thearousedeunuch

4 жыл бұрын

Same here.

@nickseda5371

4 жыл бұрын

Trust me, there have been players like that in the NBA.

@d3adeye2k83

4 жыл бұрын

@@nickseda5371 Brandon knight

@mindlessmila

4 жыл бұрын

Zaza Pachulia

@jackgray2461

4 жыл бұрын

Javale McGee

kevin creating hideous custom characters is the highlight of my day!

Jesus the character looked like he was beaten up in the back ally before going in :0

@greensheep4918

4 жыл бұрын

With a face like that I'm surprised the people in the alley didn't beat themselves after being blinded.

@sinnerthesinful552

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes Nice

@grass7864

2 жыл бұрын

Shit Hands probably deserved it from the looks of it.

Shit Hands: look coach, I am catching butterflies. Utah Jazz coach: I regret everything now.

Whenever anyone ever asks me what I'm doing, no matter _what_ I'm doing, I am now going to always respond, "Look it up, it's called basketball."

@plasmaoctopus1728

3 жыл бұрын

Make sure you say it in a way that makes it sound like you are totally blazed with weed.

Damn the voice acting is so bad and their lips aren’t even moving!

@viscountrainbows6452

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like everyone was on Xanax, including whoever was in charge of facial animation

"How do i shoot" - Kevin 2019, playing a Basketball Game *that is why im watching you Kevin*

Man, the days when Omir Asik was a starting center and Gobert was a 71 overall. Better times 🥰

@DropBearJroc

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah.... Totally

@usernamepassword9091

3 жыл бұрын

Yes all of us here at the CMK community relate to this statement, I remember in my day those guys would... Uh... Basket those.... Balls!

@samuelpinder1215

3 жыл бұрын

@@usernamepassword9091 yea we all know about bouncyball

@videosefilmes22

3 жыл бұрын

Yes I am also a fan of the bouncyball man that plays sportsball

@andrew-paulclements1502

3 жыл бұрын

I like your funny words Magic Man!

Knowing what Dion Waitors is like he was probably stoned out of his mind recording that.

"How do you basketball?"

@letsmakeit110

4 жыл бұрын

"Look it up"

@xmarksthespot1372

4 жыл бұрын

-Kevin 2019

@Jetfox967

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know

@kinga9301

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrsmoko5964 lmfao

"He's got the reactions of a peanut" Kevin, 2019 By far my favorite quote in my many hours of watching your videos hahahhaha

@babymallo

4 жыл бұрын

SAME LMAO

"RLD!" ARGH MY IRISH PIRATE MATEY

@theskunk6537

4 жыл бұрын

I knew I couldn't be the only one to notice that :)

@DuyNguyen-bk1zv

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, ikr

@DerrickRG

4 жыл бұрын

Haha, saw that too.

@DavidKohout

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but its not on steam anymore :(

@Peristaltik

3 жыл бұрын

Ayy

Is Kevin using a pirated version of the game? Well if its from 2k games, its okay.

@mnichow2146

4 жыл бұрын

*_IGGGAMES_*

@TheMasterpiecePD

4 жыл бұрын

The servers for this game are long dead

@ionutzkrew124

4 жыл бұрын

TheMasterpiecePD well maybe,but his name was RLD! (Skidrow Reloaded Games)

@TheMasterpiecePD

4 жыл бұрын

@@ionutzkrew124 oh, good point. Can't blame him though

@ZenHarty

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, I noticed that too. Is the pirated version, 'cause says "RLD!" below the score.

this is honestly just me in gym class

The Kevin Cinematic Universe is all comin' together.

More like “Ruining the NBA with the worst game ever...” 😂

@RemyWillard

4 жыл бұрын

More like "Improving the NBA with Urp John's tall cousin Shit Hands". ...or just "Bore Ragnarok", whichever makes more sense.

@frozone2366

4 жыл бұрын

2k18 is the worst what you mean

@JayJay5244

4 жыл бұрын

The whole 2k series has been in decline since 2014... at least in my opinion

@Reubenn

4 жыл бұрын

They're all pretty bad

4 жыл бұрын

Ruining the NBA with Chinese censorship and propaganda

The dialogue in the cutscenes are hilarious

The only time I'd watch someone play a sports game, is when Kevin is the one playing it.

Kevin makes the NBA historic with the best player ever

why does Shit Hands remind me of some of the characters I've seen in Kingdom Come Deliverance?

"He's got the reactions of a peanut" I have no idea why I laughed so hard at that

Kevin making another spawn of satan in a videogame ? *COUNT ME IN*

I never knew a sports game could be this funny, I was laughing the entire time

Kevin always makes the handsomest characters.

Never thought I could love Kevin as much as I do now for playing an NBA game

Kevin does put a smile on my Face.

@matt32297

4 жыл бұрын

Thanos same here honestly never seen a KZreadr like him uploading at least once a day that’s dedication there 💯

1:28 yeah, that’s definitely not shaq😂😂

@Max-ub5kp

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard when I saw that

"Look it up its called basketball" More like Bore Ragnarok

@groovywelsh2161

4 жыл бұрын

why just why ???

@schoo9256

4 жыл бұрын

Goddamit you got me

@anirudhsharma9802

4 жыл бұрын

me dicen el GRANDO ESMOKIO fek off

NBA agent in game: "For freedom of choice and all that good stuff!" actual NBA 2019: Nah, actually we'd rather have more money

Let's just hope Kevin doesn't play FIFA, damn that would be a nightmare 😅

@therocknrollmillennial535

4 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't be any worse than the Irish National Team.

@clay6172

4 жыл бұрын

@@therocknrollmillennial535 Kevin should just stick to Gaelic games football

"im not used to playing on a polished floor" Dead 😂😂

Aww, man, I thought it will be 2K's Casino Simulator 2020, I heard they even have a basketball minigame.

@nickseda5371

4 жыл бұрын

I think you have to pay extra for the basketball though

@plasmaoctopus1728

3 жыл бұрын

Ehh, considering the gameplay in this is probably the same experience, I would prefer whatever gets 2k less money. Though if he sailed the seas to acquire the game then it'd be fine either way lol.

This was painful to watch but still, never a dull moment with kevin

Kevin, you don't need to ruin the NBA. They're already doing that all by themselves with whole Hong Kong protests situation

@phantombeary

4 жыл бұрын

Its_Jipz that’s the only reasons he’s making this vid to show up in searches for the nba

@RemyWillard

4 жыл бұрын

That's just the latest chapter in a debacle-laden organization stemming from when David Stern first became Commissioner. I was (foolishly) optimistic when Adam Silver took over, and early returns looked promising... but then the past couple years happened.

9:05 This is by far one of your most beautiful creations!

5:07 I love the guy incoming from the right like "dude, chill out, what's going on?!"

@Hedvigu

4 жыл бұрын

Haha made me laugh

around 4:40 XD XD oh... the screams... THIS IS IT FOR ME BOIS. IM DYIN' XD XD XD XD XD

I stopped hanging out with a real life friend to watch this. I don't even have an interest in the game. I just enjoy watching Kevin's videos.

@phantombeary

4 жыл бұрын

Potato Games u sound like a shit friend

@turgburg4890

4 жыл бұрын

@@phantombeary eh

@stanisawkaminski887

4 жыл бұрын

You should've watched it with them. Not only would that enhance your friendship but also provide new recruit to the cult.

@potatogames5410

4 жыл бұрын

@@phantombeary we were hanging out online, we weren't hanging out irl so it's not like I just ditched them to watch Kevin.

@potatogames5410

4 жыл бұрын

@idk idc YES. BETTER CULT THAN JIM'S.

Kevin should know by now that we will watch ANYTHING, even * ugh * sports games, as long as he serves it to us.

@lexitarankus6421

4 жыл бұрын

U a soccer mom saying ugh bout 2k u play it its actually good

@oats4632

4 жыл бұрын

I'm cool on the internet because I hate sports

@gothamcowboy

3 жыл бұрын

why was ur guys first reaction to insult her opinion idc how old these comments are that was rude af lmfao jesus

7:53 thats my jam. Brings me back to Hyrule.

Dion Waiters just sounds like me in the high school when I was forced to read something on the book

I haven’t laughed this much in a while, this is great.

Nba players when they see the basket *Yeet* -nba players 2019

4:54 lmaooooo my man having a hearth attack during the game and fall down

7:35 Jesus, that's a unit. You made Rudy Gobert (#27. who is 7'2", or 2.18 m) look short.

2:31. Snoop dog after a mid life crisis.

Hey, Kevin. The poster of your Jim Pickens painting arrived in the mail today. I just hanged it up on my wall. I love it. Thank you.

*The sudden Ocarina of Time in the mix just catched me completely unprepared. The nostalgia hit real hard.* *_I think it has come time for Kevin to indeed play some Ocarina of Time, and I hope I'm not the only one that thinks it._*

actually i happen to love basketball, kevin-named gaming channels, and the year 2015. this is god tier content right here, how dare you assume my interests.

Aah, that RLD sign xD Someone has been chillin in certain bay where pirates hang :D

@martindumas8106

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, almost thought I was the only one seeing it x)

I know I'm watching Kevin when 2 an a half minutes in we're already talking about heroin

*petition for Kevin to do a makeup tutorial, where he actually tries to do it seriously.* 😂

I love how Kevin will play absolutely anything he feels like, no matter how random or old the game is. "Appealing to no one" he says, his twisted way of playing all these games is why we watch him, not the games themselves. Hell, I'd even watch him play some crappy old Cubix game if he so chose. Does anyone else remember that?

As a fan of basketball and of old games being messed with, this is exactly what I was looking for lol.

"Aight imma take a shot" -Conor McGregor 30 seconds into the second round

Being chased by a monster😂😂😂 3:05

Holy SHIT this was hilarious! Nearly died choking on my coffee during the "kiss the coach" bit.

Me: spends hours on character creation to make the best looking character CallMeKevin: spends minutes on character creation making pure beauty Me: starts to tie noose

The overall rating of Kevin's player.. 0:14

the main character doesn’t even need to jump, he could just hand the ball directly into the net

I play 2K myself and 2K15 had a really funny MyCareer mode so seeing Kevin play that Feckin game is amazing!!!!

I can't 😂😂 literally my favorite person! 😂

When you click on a let's-play then get a youtube ad for that exact game series before the video starts.

Ah yes NBA 2K15, the game that made your MyPlayer unnecessarily angry in cutscenes.

Kevin didn’t seem to realise he made a solid caricature of HIMSELF

Day 178 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

7:11 Kevin actually pirated the game, its from a company called Reloaded and they always put the names in the pirated versions as RLD! I know this because i too pirate shitty games from shitty companies :)

This didn’t show up in my recommendations before and It did now and I needed this, thanks kevin.

Kevin, you basically make every game interesting enough for me to watch. You have a gift

Day four of asking Kevin to play Madagascar: Escape from New York

After watching enough Kevin videos, you’ll realise that the character in the thumbnail is not even edited

This was one of the best videos I’ve seen, laughed the whole time. Do more pls

kevin u and pewdiepie are the only youtubers i watch their daily content i watch so many other youtub videos too but those are randoms not like u and felix u are really fuuny and everytime i watch ur videos it makes me happy again

NBA More like bore ragnarok

"Who have thought?" -Dion

I'm a basketball fan, and this is my favorite basketball video game franchise. I'm not even halfway through your video and I cannot stop laughing. You have earned a subscription, sir!

"Why is he looking at my crotch?" *Flashback to yesterdays video* "Hello, have you seen Mike Rotch?"

I laughed so hard it sounded like one of those fireworks that makes a hissing noise and it literally hurts. Omfg so hilarious

Hey Kevin im a big fan of basketball and I love 2k and this had me laughing all the way through. Maybe you should check out NBA Street Homecourt I think its more ur style.

I always get a laugh out of these vids but this one had me dying. 🤣

"Ref I've had a heart attack" 🤣

I've waited for this day my whole life

I give up, just make another cover please. I need to hear that sweet voice sing again!

Who else wishes Kevin would return to this and do a 30+ minute video 😂

More of this Kevin! You playing sports games kills me 😂

It amazes me how fast Kevin blew up and just I’m so glad for him as he just puts a smile on my face thank you so much Kevin and I hope one day I can meet you when I’m an adult or old enough to travel

Its okay Kevin I'm pretty sure the NBA already ruined itself.

I absolutely love the videos it's my favourite part of the day getting to sit down and watch... I highly recommend a game called This Side Up I think you might enjoy it 😊

I almost skipped over this cause as you said, I'm not a fan of basketball but I knew your humor would make this worth it!