oh no

@ItsJacobyay

5 жыл бұрын

oh no

@oliverbaksvensson1919

5 жыл бұрын

Oh, yes!

@xkotaa

5 жыл бұрын

RTGame oh hey Kevin

@RAM_BN0

5 жыл бұрын

Oooh yeaaa!

@mybackhurts7020

5 жыл бұрын

Oh ya

00:00 Mr. Kevin, I don't feel so good

@lowdescence1033

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@louisab.1466

5 жыл бұрын

I wanted to make the same joke!

@Remls

5 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised Kevin didn't make the joke himself.

@netriosilver

5 жыл бұрын

Just about to say that

@piginhumanform28

5 жыл бұрын

''Should have gone for the head >:D''

The story of Jim "Shy girl" Picone is a humble one. He started by living in his van that he phases through by being an absolute unit. He wins after almost killing someone. He moves up to a higher match and Immediately loses, gets beaten up by bootleg Spiderman and gets into a big lawsuit. He ends up fighting the guy he fought at the start and loses. He gets upgrades, removes parts of his fake skin, and gets pictures of Hagrid, the dear leader, and some random youtuber. He crushes his metaphysical van/home and still loses.

@tacobandit2622

5 жыл бұрын

I don’t know why but I actually cry with laughter at this comment

@bradreed2001

5 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of colledge

@dannysankyu

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the summary 😂😂

@thegoat6836

5 жыл бұрын

IM D I EIN G at his character

@krishelfferich3087

5 жыл бұрын

Later on..he quits wrestling after finding the love of his life : Cherry Popsicle..a dancer at a local strip club. They marry..and have 4 very large children. When Jim turns 50..he decides ((*YOU* continue!!!))

_And he lives in a white van._ *Fitting for a Kevin character.*

@rfriedheck

5 жыл бұрын

Bore ragnorok

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

CarlTheGer no u

@thedynamicdoggo4155

5 жыл бұрын

A suspicious white van

@dannysankyu

5 жыл бұрын

*Jim Pickens the eighth.*

@krishelfferich3087

5 жыл бұрын

"*I LIVE IN A VAN...DOWN BY THE RIVER!!* (Guess who said that...I give your comment a like!!)

I absolutely crack up at 4:29 . The fact that normally your guy gives Cole Quinn a pat on the back/shoulder but Jim 'Shy Girl' Picone is such a unit he just tenderly mauls the back of his head instead is comedy gold.

Christ that's terrifying. Just the image of Jim's face expanding on the guy's chest. Thanks for the nightmares Kevin.

@tomthefriendlyhuman9232

5 жыл бұрын

HomeworldJewels the Jim on his chest was scary yes... but the Hagrid sent me into shock

@bradreed2001

5 жыл бұрын

@@tomthefriendlyhuman9232 W A T E R

@ainsleyspongebob2877

4 жыл бұрын

Poor choice of words

7:40 Kevin just casually predicting the actual story

This is literally fantastic hahaha

@baigmen

5 жыл бұрын

DenkOps - Chris Denker how has no one realized you’ve commented on this video

@xxzyw4183

5 жыл бұрын

Bigg Mick why is this person supposed to be famous or something

@lukaluka4868

5 жыл бұрын

Ur mom gay make celebrity royal rumblr or roast community crrations

@amandaagwuegbo2802

5 жыл бұрын

Hi

@baigmen

5 жыл бұрын

Xxzyw not really but, he’s got a good chunk of subs 1 mil isn’t too shabby

Gonna need a career mode playthrough

@Zombiekilleryamato

5 жыл бұрын

Rusty T8tertot he need to learn how to play the game

@Zombiekilleryamato

5 жыл бұрын

DimeBag I meant play

@whimsicalstranger382

5 жыл бұрын

Zombiekilleryamato it’s not that difficult to learn

@rouka120

5 жыл бұрын

He so needs to. This is by far the funniest of all the wrestling games he’s played.

His arms look so weird on him, he's like a t-rex

@connortheandroidsentbycybe7740

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's the arms that are making him look weird

@KeVsPIXEL

5 жыл бұрын

he almost looks like Kanye West and Lil Pump in i love it

move like a bee, sting like uhhh bee

@walnzell9328

5 жыл бұрын

Nice Bully reference.

@lydialondis

5 жыл бұрын

IM CRYING AHAHAH

@stevebruce7157

5 жыл бұрын

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

@dripmaster2billion818

5 жыл бұрын

WALN Zell Ha I caught it too

@itsyourboiskinnypenis8482

5 жыл бұрын

If he saw that he would be annoyed

"I don't need a yes man, get me my mustard!" - Quote of the day!

@SYXX-II

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeSUS-nk5ws no

@Prizrak131

2 жыл бұрын

"I think it's in your hair"

Wow, that first "fight". I don't think anyone in the audience expected to witness a murder that day. XD

@rafafirdaus3675

5 жыл бұрын

THAT is what we call a "squash match"

Jim *THICKENS*

@CS-di1dt

5 жыл бұрын

*JIM THICKENS*

@sydneydowns3225

5 жыл бұрын

HOLY SHIT I LOVE IT ♥️♥️

@jayashreechoudhury3655

5 жыл бұрын

JIM *THICCENS*

"Jim on Jim action" is the most cursed thing I heard this year.

@DareMurdok

5 жыл бұрын

petition for Kevin to clone Jim and have Jim marry Jim and impregnate Jim

@willbe3043

5 жыл бұрын

+DoktorDare whoa there satan

@cykakyasu8828

5 жыл бұрын

@@DareMurdok Sounds like a plan

@itsyourboiskinnypenis8482

5 жыл бұрын

Doktordare sounds like a plan

@aloneinthepark8205

4 жыл бұрын

Blessed

7:40 Did you just... LITERALLY GUESS WHO THE GUY WAS AND THE EXACT REASON WHY HE DID IT WHAAAT

@tamnam5722

5 жыл бұрын

Paper Paper wait...r-really?!

@kostok2627

5 жыл бұрын

Tamari Bond yeah

@tamnam5722

5 жыл бұрын

@@kostok2627 oooooh noooooo

@kavaler1471

5 жыл бұрын

I was about to make that comment! Nice job

@thatoneguy8053

4 жыл бұрын

It was pretty obvious tho.

S H Y G I R L P I C O N E

@rafaelalodio5116

5 жыл бұрын

Or the Modern Prometheus.

Winter is coming, and I, the Dear Leader, am the one to bring it.

@Fertile_Program

5 жыл бұрын

The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens thank you dear leader

@djstalin6927

5 жыл бұрын

The fuck it's you again don't worry guys he's a fake he's never killed a frog lover in his life!!!

@holycrusader1842

5 жыл бұрын

Dear leader, please spare your acolytes.

@rx500android

5 жыл бұрын

Oh dear leader

@Fertile_Program

5 жыл бұрын

JIM PICKENS no I’ve just burned them

Deep fried hagrid... I’ve not laughed that hard in a long time! Please for the love of god make this a series

*"He attacked me because he didn't want to lose me"* SEVERE FORESHADOWING

@Alavrado

4 жыл бұрын

How the feck did he know that

@patrickmartin5696

3 жыл бұрын

LeonAlavrado I don’t know it’s crazy

@pegse536

3 жыл бұрын

He’s a wizard harry

Those random zoom-ins are so precious

@unironic1184

5 жыл бұрын

Especially when the ref started running away

Jim was traumatized by the way his family treated him by having him sleep in a closet when he was a young child. He became upset, felt neglected and his grades dropped. He eventually got taken away to Military school where he was bullied by other classmates. He held in the emotional pain, and continued his training. After Military school, he wanted revenge on those who bullied / doubted him. He wanted revenge on the emotional trauma his parents left him in. What better way to take out his deep seeded anger than to join the WWE Universe where he quickly learned he couldn't fight. So he turned to acting, where he was the number one star of movies that made absolutely fuck all sense. Feeling defeated once again, he returned to his old average life of Jim Pickens.

Please make this a SERIES

@pineappleproductions1696

5 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@fear-fs-clan046

3 жыл бұрын

Do it plz

“Oh, it’s Post Malone...even Post Malone is laughing at me.” I can’t breathe 😂

As a professional wrestler myself. I can confirm that this video is an Accurate representation of what it’s like,

@user-jg9kb3fc3z

5 жыл бұрын

D-Rock36 are you sure about that

@Fosten12

5 жыл бұрын

living in a van?

@DareMurdok

5 жыл бұрын

from the stories i've read, yeah

@ragergamer3111

5 жыл бұрын

Which promotion do u wrestle for?

@cameronforeshee779

5 жыл бұрын

Doyle Lewis he was joking,

This is the hardest I've laughed at one of you videos

@mknari9799

5 жыл бұрын

I lost my shit when I saw Jim's giant face

@jameshardman1642

5 жыл бұрын

So fucking true

"Coming up to the ring, weighting at _Oh lawd he coming_ , *Shy Girl Jim Picone* !"

I don’t know why, but Kevin politely informing the Riddler that “the nightmare starts now, unfortunately” is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

Wait a minute, its a WWE. So this is all fake, but only Jim is real.

@44444444443333333222

5 жыл бұрын

Jim just wanders into the ring, and all the other wrestlers are desperately trying to stay in character while Jim pokes em' to death.

@realmusic4388

5 жыл бұрын

It is scripted and lots of the moves and spots are practiced but there's some stuff you just can't fake like this kzread.info/dash/bejne/nodm1dqSmZmdZrA.html

@bogdanshymanovski

5 жыл бұрын

CptJack PL WWE isn’t wrestling It’s a show about wrestling and that’s why it’s good

@ultraexcalibur1728

5 жыл бұрын

Rogue See? Someone gets it

@trippy2724

5 жыл бұрын

@@ultraexcalibur1728 Yes, but they never say that it's staged. They claim its real wrestling.

what kind of high school has wrestling matches that promote up and coming wrestlers

@liamversionone6491

5 жыл бұрын

Yaya Brown I think it's very common in America.

@lavenderllamamusic

5 жыл бұрын

That's how it is in the independent wrestling circuit. Very common. Gotta start somewhere

@Dodger24

5 жыл бұрын

I wish my high school did that

@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic6379

5 жыл бұрын

A good one

When he said “im the android sent by cyberlife” i died laughing

"I am the android sent by Cyberlife" I feckin lost it! :D

@krishnaarjun2236

4 жыл бұрын

Fat T 800

Please Kevin, continue the career mode!

@supremeimperial9973

5 жыл бұрын

Tijain Jyunichi de%

I see Mr Minecraft uploaded again, LOL.

@kitteninabag7402

5 жыл бұрын

more moor LOL

@isacestend3843

5 жыл бұрын

more moor WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE ANOTHER FARMING TUTORIAL MR MINECRAFT?

There are so many great CMK reviews, but this one holds a special place in my heart. It literally makes me laugh every time I watch it. So inspirational is this comedic masterpiece that I reworked the lyrics of a well-known song from an iconic musical as an homage to one of my favourite videos from my favourite KZreadr. 'The Sound of Feel Good Music' Mustard on faces and wires on androids Van-dwelling wrestlers all pumped up on steroids Absolute units who crush their coil springs These are a few of my favourite things Trash talking rivals and girls who reject me Beating up sons who then skill boost and wreck me Mysterious stains coating wrestling rings These are a few of my favourite things Tribal tattoos covering eyes, mouth and noses Slippery oil and sweet sassy poses Crispy-fried Hagrid and Dear Leader Jim These are a few of my favourite things When the cage fights Have no highlights And I'm feeling sad I simply remember Jim 'Shy Girl' Picone And then I don't feel so bad

@Jubblegum

2 жыл бұрын

This is good!

*SHY GIRL PICONE FOR SMASH 5*

Is anyone else bothered by how small his arms are

@P1ut0UK

5 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that's not the terrifying part

This is the most horrifying wrestling experience I ever had. I like it.

He loses the fight in 12 seconds....."I saw a lotta positive things in you" 🤣

@swirls9583

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds about right.

@TrashGoblin824

3 жыл бұрын

"WHEN?!"

Kevin: Oh neat, WWE 2K19 *proceeds to make 8 feet tall daddy character*

*"Where's is the punch Triple H option?"* LOL

@alanheyes694

5 жыл бұрын

igor cabral If I were in WWE, my finisher would be a double eye poke nut shot combination. My signature you ask? I tape pillows to my body and dive off the top of the TitanTron onto a trampoline and launch myself into the ring for a super-spear. Just give me five minutes for the set-up. It’s very intricate but the payoff is every bit worth it.

@rustypickle1156

5 жыл бұрын

That should have been an option, this story is fucking dumb.

So chuffed that jim shy girl picone is from the same county as me

When the buff guy said how you want to die, Kevin's character laughed then my phone froze. Like that waa the end of the video, it was so funny I couldn't fecking breathe

You make the weirdest characters ever

@pandex2707

5 жыл бұрын

If by weird u mean M A G N I F I C E N T

@tinanikkillz8570

5 жыл бұрын

PANDEX no weird

@xnyzcyz

5 жыл бұрын

*SWEAT POTATO*

@Mage-7734

5 жыл бұрын

You must've never played WWE before. It does things to people...

@ilovetweek000

3 жыл бұрын

very magnificent

He's no John Cena but BY GAWD he's good!

@ultraexcalibur1728

5 жыл бұрын

Bork Laser beat Shena

"I am the android sent by Cyberlife" iM GONE

Haven't played a wrestling game since N64. The career mode looks fun. Starting from back yard wrestling to the pros

@MinimiMax

5 жыл бұрын

It's alright but it's not nearly as fun as the older ones. One big minus I'd give this career mode is that the objective 90% of the time is "Win the match" which kinda defeats the purpose of a career mode for me. And also, you're basically forced to be the worst wrestler ever because they introduced this new skill tree system to make your guy better and it takes a long ass time to get good stats so you'll be just getting your ass kicked most of the time. And as you can see from this video, EVERYTHING is behind a lock from clothes to entrances to moves. You can't even fucking choose your own moves without unlocking them with random loot boxes or by paying the virtual currency of the game which also takes a long ass time to earn.

I think you're taking too many liberties with your character design. I CAN'T STOP FECKING LAUGHING😂

Jim Pickens is the greatest wrestler of all time.

@dylang1138

5 жыл бұрын

That's not Jim Pickens, it's his distant cousin Jimmy Picone

@LulitaInPita

5 жыл бұрын

You mean Jim Picone*

@cyrus6087

5 жыл бұрын

Nice pfp 👌

This is fecking hilarious great job

0:01 looks like He doesn’t Feel too Good

I lol'd at "White Panther". You are a global treasure, thank you for your service.

The past tense of yeet is yote

@legoguney

5 жыл бұрын

A Denny's employee past tense of breathe is brothe

@fakuri913

5 жыл бұрын

are you sure it's not yoink

Those home screens are like... "Kevin, I don't feel so good"

@surya_0x0

5 жыл бұрын

Where's your famous comment " .... More like bore Ragnarok"??

@MurtazaYT

5 жыл бұрын

@@surya_0x0 it's my most viewed video, a meme in my school and it's not even my joke, more like Bore: Ragnarok

Jim "Shy Girl" Picone i love it so much

I've been watching so many of your videos this last year, first time I've seen this one. This had me howling with laughter, so great. Please don't ever stop. Hands down the best and most entertaining KZread Kevin!

The new Andre the Giant but blonde

@karchie0

5 жыл бұрын

Niamh Hartley and covered we mustard and other unknown substances

@cristianonaldinho

5 жыл бұрын

Blondre the giant

@maysterre

5 жыл бұрын

Nooo... He looks like Berthold Super Titan from Attack on Titan...

logan paul vs ksi #2

@TrolledBy

5 жыл бұрын

Which one's which?

@twig9027

5 жыл бұрын

ksi is alive and sociopath jakepaul's brother is not alive

7:40 he actually predicted who the masked attacker was going to be... should I be worried?

It's like the dialogue is written for Kevin. Love the mustard on his face as well.

Holy shit, Jim really let himself go

I like how he knew that it was the manager that attacked him kek

@Fosten12

5 жыл бұрын

was it the manager after all?

@noamsaban5794

5 жыл бұрын

@@Fosten12 yup

@MinimiMax

5 жыл бұрын

Well I mean the shape of the attacker kind of gave it away, I knew it immediately too.

You're a wrestler Hagrid

I don't care for wrestling games (or even the sims for that matter) but Kevin just had a way to make every single thing he plays enjoyable af. I even love the online games when he messes with other people, I cant stand those on other channels. short story of how Kevin became my favorite youtuber

I came for the Kevin, but I came for the oily Jim-on-Jim action.

One of the funniest videos of your channel.

3:15 To be fair, being able to "sell" the moves, or being able to react realistically to hits, is one of the most important things in wrestling.

Oh my god this episode was freaking brilliant. Please play more of this game it is wonderful and so perfect for you Kevin :D

I love how he enjoys games so much even before starting actual gameplay.

Why is this whole thing sooooooo hilarious!?!?

You should play more of this sometime!! I was cracking up the entire time 😂 character customization is the best lmao

I was having a really stressful day, but this video honestly helped me get through it so thank you. Also, one of your best so far! :)

Please do more of these 😂😂😂

Nah Kevin. You can still wrestle better than Roman Reigns and the Bella twins.

@cyrus6087

5 жыл бұрын

And bayley. Lol

@MinimiMax

5 жыл бұрын

Shut up, Saxton, nobody wrestles better than THE BIG DOG!

-Chernobyl sludge green eyes -parchment paper colored hair -void black eyebrows -piss stain beard What a revolutionary of a man

Would love to see more of this, although I'm worried that if i do i won't sleep, ever. Top notch content as always Kevin.

That face when Kevin actually guesses the identity of the attacker in an off hand joke.

mcgregor got nothing on kevin

@09ziyad

5 жыл бұрын

Or khabib :)

@rafaelalodio5116

5 жыл бұрын

Or Mayweather.

Been loving the content recently

I just want to say - today was absolutely terrible and shitty and this video made me laugh so hard.Thanks Kevin, I needed it!

"And on your back your other silent protector: Hagrid." XDD

I'm glad there's a Jim Pickens on the downloadable superstars

One of your best videos in a while, man I was dying when he did the entrance shoulder dance thing

I haven’t been to your profile in such a long time but you’ve grown so much! I was here since 200k

this is beautiful

Please play Morrowind! I’d really love to see you play it

@11tw48

5 жыл бұрын

Seconded.

@D3sdinova

5 жыл бұрын

Oh that would be good

@Cobeibryn

5 жыл бұрын

YES PLEASE

@rubenrodriguez3164

5 жыл бұрын

PPPPLLLLEEEAASSSEE. Mod it so ur tougher than shit to start.

@kitteninabag7402

5 жыл бұрын

E G I don't think that would be too interesting

7:42 Kevin was able to see this before I ever even thought about it. I had no idea it was him until he was unmasked.

i watch this video about three or four times daily and still hilarious, please make the sequel

10:55 i can't stop laughing

at 7:36 Jim's body sort of reminds me of Bob's from fight club

omg the most i have laughed at a youtube vid in a long time, thank you kevin!

"I'm glad you're awake but the nightmare starts now unfortunately." is fucking RAW and I love it.

WWE 2k19 but Ireland should be united

@5lake

5 жыл бұрын

No no it should not that would mean Ireland would be called united Ireland or irish kingdom of ireland and northern Ireland and that would be cringy

I don't think I've ever actually laughed SO hard at a video in my life Jeez, Kevin

The best thing about these games is the music, especially at 9:35 with some shinedown - devil

You're always hilarious but this video had me in absolute tears. Thank you for what you do.

These freaking Cyberlife Androids again!😂

WTF! Kevin is on 1.4 Million subs! How long was I gone for the last I checked he had 100K

@dr.elijah7742

5 жыл бұрын

Same since when

This is gold. Please make it into a series!

That is the hardest I have laughed all day. And I needed it! Thank you sir!