I like the stages of trickery Jack: double down, get more burgers Micheal: cut losses, try to escape with them believing what they want Geoff: come clean

@NotSoAwesme

5 жыл бұрын

I kinda wanna see what the others would do in that situation. It'll probably never happen, but I can guess. Gavin: bolt out the front door after the misunderstanding is made clear. Burnie: Go with it Barbara: Puns Joel: Freak out internally and if the misunderstanding is discovered, freak out externally

@barbaro267

5 жыл бұрын

Did you mean Ryan? Jack's not even there lol.

@alecLogan

4 жыл бұрын

barbaro267 And yet they immediately account for how he would have responded to the situation. “What Ryan just described was ‘The Jack.’”

@terraglade

4 жыл бұрын

There are 3 types of people in the world...

@THENAMEISQUICKMAN

4 жыл бұрын

I definitely would've caught myself after the guy said "but you USED to work there". That's such a free out to just be like "well yeah but I don't anymore" and get off insanely easy.

Geoff: "I'm not a piece of shit" Ryan: *Wish I could say that*

@derekmann8239

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA OOF

@ianr7014

2 жыл бұрын

It’s really telling that Ryan’s reaction to this hypothetical situation-if he was the one caught and not Geoff-is to hide it so he can get away with it lmao rip

@nathancollier1496

Жыл бұрын

Well...

@bobdole1105

Жыл бұрын

I'm sure Ryan would says it. It wouldn't be true, but he'd say it.

@HopeyDiamond

Жыл бұрын

I can hear him now: "I swear the burgers looked over 18!"

This is why Geoff is a Hufflepuff, being too honest.

@thegeek4720

7 жыл бұрын

Duskblade25 I feel like any normal person is a huffle puff

@ZukoHalliwell

7 жыл бұрын

The Geek You think Newt Scamander is normal?

@thegeek4720

7 жыл бұрын

ZukoHalliwell Well, i mean in real life, like every normal everyday person is a hufflepuff

@IkeFanBoy64

7 жыл бұрын

...as in... Harry Potter?

@Duskblade25

7 жыл бұрын

People would like to think themselves as a normal person but the reality is different. Some people wouldn't have questioned the discount, some people would have asked and then say nothing after the guy mentions Emo's. As much as people would like to think of others as good and honest, there are many people who are not.

Twice a week for three months is roughly 26 times to the bar. Four burgers each time. Twelve dollars per burger. That's 1248 dollars in food. And the guy was giving about a 70 to 80% discount... So that's between 900 and 1000 dollars in free food. wtf

@markmayonnaise1163

7 жыл бұрын

+Salvador Vidal *you're

@GrazerMagic

7 жыл бұрын

they did the math they did the monster math

@WymanandBrad

7 жыл бұрын

Crêpe this has made my day

@virgilbarrios3174

7 жыл бұрын

GrazerMagic God damnit Barb

@MLGRDR

6 жыл бұрын

GrazerMagic le reddit army ecks dee

he got 6 burgers that night, $60 is only enough for 5 burgers. even then he was getting a discount

@AidanROTF

7 жыл бұрын

8-bit maniac I think it was $60 tip

@JoeDissolv0

7 жыл бұрын

Aidan ROTF is right.

@connorclemmons8698

7 жыл бұрын

Chicken Everland This had nothing to do with the burgers. Given how the cashier was giving Geoff discounts, he probably was paying for whatever was taken out of the discounts. In other words, that guy had wasted a ton of cash over the course of those 3 months.

@duckdictator6531

6 жыл бұрын

Just the tip

@godlygamer911

6 жыл бұрын

We all know that dude didn't put the 60 in the register... it was his tip.

Geoff: "I'm not a piece of shit." Coming from the same guy who would pee in an elevator at a hotel "just to be a piece of shit." LOL

@phasedcloak2835

7 жыл бұрын

Iamtheknight 95 To be fair,we all was a piece of crap in the teenage hood

2:25 holy crap, that's the first time Geoff has ever looked legitimatly scary to me

I think what saved Geoff is the fact he never lied to the guy. I’m sure he was thinking about doing something because he’s embarrassed but he just assumed he knew who he was, he never asked who Geoff was and he never tried claiming to be someone else even when he was given plenty of opportunity to play along

YOU BETTER GIVE ME THE BIGGEST FUCKING TIP YOU'VE EVER GIVEN ANYONE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE

@Nmille98

7 жыл бұрын

Jay Play "Here's $60 bucks."

@waddupjd

7 жыл бұрын

you said $60 twice

@GOLDELITE245

7 жыл бұрын

It's a glitch with KZread. Happens every comment with 2 or more replies.

@plcinto4042

7 жыл бұрын

Geoff will regret the day he tipped that one guy $61.

When Geoff said he could outrun the guy I started to laugh, then I remembered he was in the army for 5 years

I feel like a huge part of that anger, like half of it, was at himself knowing he fucked up and pretty badly.

Send Ryan in

@ryzacobalion3622

7 жыл бұрын

ShaGoo Mad King Ryan or GTA V Ryan?

@ryzacobalion3622

7 жыл бұрын

one ryan is destructive enough while 2 is pure uncontrollable chaos

@kiwijx377

5 жыл бұрын

@@ryzacobalion3622... B O T H

@JITCompilation

5 жыл бұрын

But it would be even MORE expensive to pay for the entire bar once Ryan burns it to the ground.

Jesus, Geoff legit looked like he was ready to kill someone

Man i miss these days

It’s crazy how different Geoff looks now

I went to that burger place after RTX. Best burgers I had in a long while.

i want Geoff's shirt. like 7 of them.

I love how many times Michael leaves the table and stops listening to Geoff to refill his drink he’s trying to quench his whole alcoholism

3:19 Every single person that's been a fan of AH and RT for more then three years: *PRESS X TO DOUBT*

Dude Casino El Camino lasted longer than Rooster Teeth, that’s crazy

lol Geoff. I live in Waco, the shootout was at Twin Peaks, not Hooters. Close enough tho

@okami-rose803

6 жыл бұрын

ChasingFoxes Your name makes me smile

As always, thanks Hembo 😋

The bar caught on fire today.

...Is it my imagination, or does Geoff look like Jean Reno circa 'Leon: The Professional'?

Something something this early, something something topical reference.

@RandomAmerican3000

7 жыл бұрын

snarky reply

@lukemarchant4249

7 жыл бұрын

Ridiculously over-the-top retaliation, with implications of infidelity on your mother's part.

@Ghilliebandits

7 жыл бұрын

Luke Marchant Completely in related comment attempting to link the video to some political view I don't agree with.

@blahblah9036

5 жыл бұрын

@@Ghilliebandits extremely, and unnecessarily, aggressive reply to your shoehorned political statement!

Geoff it was twin peaks in Waco!

Love this being recommended to me after he just told it again on ANMA

Should have kept the scam going

Ok but the food is fucking amazing there.

O wonder if this burger place will get a surge of customers now expecting discounts

@RandomAmerican3000

7 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't go expecting a discount. I would go and say "Geoff said this was a good place to get f*cked up."

@BorksmithandTheBeef

7 жыл бұрын

Good advertising

I have a question Hembo,DO YOU SLEEP?

@Nmille98

7 жыл бұрын

Tavern Crawler On days that don't end in "Y"

@lastEvergreen

6 жыл бұрын

"Tell me... Do you bleed?" *Hembo posts five videos* "You will."

Everytime I see him in a video it kinda makes me uncomfortable.

@christianfaux736

Жыл бұрын

Don't let his existence control you

I love the constant sunny references from michael

“ did I say 5 burger I meant ….. 30” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGGAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAH

Geoff (is that his name ?) Remains me so much of my Father ...and I hate that this is a trigger for me now, because I really like these videos ...and I like him

Why would he have to give that guy a big tip? It was his fault he confused Geoff for some dude who worked at Emo's.

@Blasted2Oblivion

6 жыл бұрын

to avoid knife scars on the face. Im sure they covered that.

@JITCompilation

5 жыл бұрын

If it was the cashier at Wendy's, I'm sure they wouldn't care. But since it's a local establishment with some scary looking fucking guys, you sometimes gotta play by their rules.

@thomasphil543

5 жыл бұрын

60 dollars doesn't even come close to the discount he got for 3 months

geoff has been sad lately

@jbfarley

7 жыл бұрын

MrDJFlyHi this was fimed over a year ago

YOU FUCKING KNEW Michael Jones 2017

god this story was very funny as hell

damn that was friggin fast

Honestly if you felt guilty about it... you shouldve just stopped going No confrontation No potential murder

I swear he told this story a long time ago

@Nmille98

7 жыл бұрын

Bender Rodríguez This is Off Topic #2. I watched this one.

@brandoncantoran6190

7 жыл бұрын

Bender Rodríguez Me too!! I feel like he told this in a reeeeaaaally old RT or Drunk Tank podcast

@TheBedheadman

7 жыл бұрын

Nealon Miller I mean even before that like way back when geoff was on the rt podcast

$12 for a burger? That's fucking insane

@candyfordinner7216

Жыл бұрын

I assume it's for both his and Gus' burgers as well

@punklover99

5 ай бұрын

Not really honestly

@fullmetal_3961

3 ай бұрын

Bro's never been to a good burger place.

12 bucks for a burger!?

@Blasted2Oblivion

6 жыл бұрын

You heard Ryan right? They make meth too. Its mixed in with the burgers.

@bobtillich8306

6 жыл бұрын

You see, this isn’t macdonalds so the food actually costs a little bit more because it’s real meat

@ajaiiix2978

5 жыл бұрын

Have you heard of the rule in selling shit. You sell for 3x how much it costed you to make it. So in reality its a 4$ burger

I feel like I've heard this story in a really old RT podcast Am I crazy?

@BraedonLytle

4 жыл бұрын

Yeahhhh

That guy was probably copping the cash in his pocket then voiding the ticket afterrrr it was sent to the kitchen. I’ve done this on a sales job before when the owners made me do it lol

I wouldn't even have asked.

I swear I've heard this story before

This was in Off Topic #2? I've seen them all and don't remember this story at all. Weird

Gavin didn't say a word.

I would of just got a job there for a little bit and it would be all good

2:28

Oh wow, 14 seconds ago and 360p lol

3:20 Really Geoff... Really...

I miss when they used to drink alcohol on this show

The burgers there are like $8 not $12

In the elevator he admits to being a piece of shit... Then here he says he isnt... MAKE UP YOUR MIND

"- and meth."

1:07 fake news

@IkeFanBoy64

7 жыл бұрын

WHY DO I KEEP BUMPING INTO YOU!!!

Lmao

5th

first?

If I were Geoff I would've went back and apologized and explained that I thought he was a fan like Geoff said he originally thought