Sir Tony of Hawksville | Two Of These People Are Lying 3x01
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We're back! In this one, Matt finally gets an accent right, and we invent a spectacular version of minigolf.
FULL PLAYLIST: • Two Of These People Ar...
Previously, CITATION NEEDED: • John Stonehouse and Dr...
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Featuring: Matt Gray: mattg.co.uk - @MattGrayYes
Gary Brannan: @garybrannan
and Chris Joel, who doesn't do this social media nonsense
Edited by Elliot Gough
Audio mix by Graham Haerther haerther.net
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And away we go for another three shows. And yes, we'd really like to play minigolf like this. -- Tom
@Hyatice
4 жыл бұрын
I would LOVE to see more of these improv shows from you guys. It's always a great week when I get to watch these.
@britishbard
4 жыл бұрын
These are fantastic! I'd love to see more series.
@57thorns
4 жыл бұрын
So Simone Giertz's Truckla is really a ute?
@anthonydevore5706
4 жыл бұрын
Just a fun fact for you four: The Windy City is a political nickname from around 1893, not a weather reference!
@Dave_Sisson
4 жыл бұрын
Utes are a way of life for some people in Australia, I'm genuinely impressed they knew what the word 'bogan' meant... and from the low brow to the high brow... Real tennis is surprisingly popular in Melbourne, there are courts in the inner city and nearby towns, it's fascinating to watch players hitting the ball onto a veranda sort of thingy and their opponents sprinting to the place where they think it will bounce onto the court. Far more interesting to watch than lawn tennis.
Oh man, Tom one of these times you should slip another slip into the pile sometime so that all three of them are lying and you get to watch them all flounder.
@sbs5130
4 жыл бұрын
Point to whomever gives the answer Tom likes the best (or is the truth)
@LilyRoseGames
4 жыл бұрын
omg please this has to happen
@jakebowler9763
4 жыл бұрын
April fools day edition!
@lauraireson6358
4 жыл бұрын
Jake Bowler +
@ltericdavis2237
4 жыл бұрын
This needs to happen. It would be hilarious.
"We can't all be. . . well we could all be wrong but one of us would be a dick" "and I'm not ruling that out" takes on a whole new level of hilarity after the newest special episode
@SeanNicholsEh
2 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking exactly that *SPOILER ALERT!!*
@SleepyRobbo
2 жыл бұрын
even at that moment chris had a look on his face and said "yyyyyeah, let's save that one, make a note"
@Hirosjimma
2 жыл бұрын
*FORESHADOWING*
@GumSkyloard
2 жыл бұрын
_Sometimes, foreshadowing is relatively obvious._
@diggoran
2 жыл бұрын
This is rude. I avoid reading comments until the end of the video so I don't get spoiled, but you've gone and spoiled a FUTURE VIDEO for me! >:(
still waiting for the episode where they read a Wikipedia article on another person named Tom Scott
@Dafmeister1978
4 жыл бұрын
Of which there are currently 14 - so they could do a episode where ALL the articles are about Tom Scott!
@jocax188723
4 жыл бұрын
A Tom Scott Special would be hysterical. This needs to be a thing ASAP
@jackielinde7568
4 жыл бұрын
The question is, has Tom Scott read all of the wiki articles about the various Tom Scotts? If he has, he'll know who's lying right away. It may not be a fair game. But, yeah, I would love to see one of them play the "Tom Scott" bit. However, I think their rules states that it's a random wiki article.
@casualbow365
4 жыл бұрын
no they should read the Wikipedia article on Tom
@MidtownSkyport
4 жыл бұрын
Interestingly one of the Tom Scotts on wikipedia is 'Tom Scott (sound engineer)'
"We could all be lying, but one of us would be a dick." "And I'm not ruling that out." "Yeah, let's, uh, save that one for later." Top Quality Foreshadowing.
@stewieatb
2 жыл бұрын
Fiveshadowing in fact.
@PouLS
Жыл бұрын
When did they say that? I searched through the whole transcription and didn't find it.
@MEver316
Жыл бұрын
@@PouLS 8:51 Although it is subtly different from exactly what was quoted by OP
@MusikCassette
3 ай бұрын
if Tom believes no one, it is probably Garry.
3 seasons and I'm still _utterly_ taken aback by how unconvincing Gary sounds - ONLY - when he's telling the truth!
@Nathan-md7hs
4 жыл бұрын
UTErly taken aback?
@p1rgit
4 жыл бұрын
@@Nathan-md7hs eff you! :D
@timothymclean
2 жыл бұрын
Which is kinda the opposite of how you should play if you're telling the truth. At least, if your goal is to win and not to screw with Tom.
@CK28989
2 жыл бұрын
@@timothymclean There is no winning. There is only screwing with Tom.
@Your_choise
Жыл бұрын
@@timothymcleanwell no kidding
Gary "You've given up your afternoon for this!" I've given up nothing, Gary, you've given up your afternoon to give me 20 minutes of therapeutic comedy to reinvigorate my trust in mankind.
@mynewaccount2361
4 жыл бұрын
GMT+9 gang rise up
@a_guy_in_orange7230
4 жыл бұрын
"therapeutic comedy" PISS CLIFF LIFT. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The "mystery biscuits" is essentially 'style points' and encourages tangents and much banter. I think it'd be great to bring it back.
@ricecake1228
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but a byte too loud for my taste.
@diamondrel5190
3 жыл бұрын
I emailed him, and he said it's not coming back
@vaclav_fejt
3 жыл бұрын
@@diamondrel5190 sad. I think some form of bonus points should be introduced, though. With their own system of awarding.
@coltonwilliams9090
3 жыл бұрын
Mystery biscuits, isn’t that a Paramore song?
@keysmash_roa
3 жыл бұрын
@@coltonwilliams9090 basically yes
"...or it's just all plosives. Anyway, Tom has a pile of papers, on each piece of paper..."
@michaeldayman682
3 жыл бұрын
Can anyone explain "plosive"? I've only know them after retirement. Never while they are still gainfully employed.
@captainnurbles9169
3 жыл бұрын
@@michaeldayman682 Plosives are the sounds made when speaking that are generated by a release of air tension. The Puh in P, Tuh in T, Duh in D, Kuh in K, etc.
@michaeldayman682
3 жыл бұрын
@@captainnurbles9169 thank you.
“Well we could all be wrong, but one of us would be a dick.” And a light went on above Chris’s head.
@IsaBella-ir4rf
2 жыл бұрын
Same!
Gary Brannon: "That's what you came for, isn't it?!" Me: "Yes."
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad we get another season of this.
@krissp8712
4 жыл бұрын
Matt Gray? Totally. Screw the Marmite. :P
@morpheus636
3 жыл бұрын
Please use the full title "(everybody's favorite) Gary Brannon"
@meme__supreme3373
3 жыл бұрын
@@morpheus636 that much is implied though isn't it? You can't just have Gary Brannan *not* be your favorite Garry Brannan. It's unheard of. That's the reason why he's everyone's favorite Garry Brannan.
@thephoenixsystem6765
3 жыл бұрын
3:56
8:51 I like how Matt brings up the idea of all of them lying and Chris "saves that one", and uses it in the Christmas special lmao
@O2CP
2 жыл бұрын
Just noticed it. We don't deserve Chris. He's a legend.
@renatocfrancisco
Жыл бұрын
Ohhhhhh😂😂
@MumblingPenguin
Жыл бұрын
@@renatocfrancisco I know I’m late but permission to point out that Matt points at Chris when he said “one of us would be a dick”
I am Australian and I approve of this video.
@onionbot2
4 жыл бұрын
lobbo
@scootergrant8683
3 жыл бұрын
But in Kiwi-land we call any unity vehicle a "ute" not just those farmyard hacks. A fun farmyard hacks us to make a ute with old Subaru Imprezzas.
@ZoIdyck
3 жыл бұрын
Scooter Grant ok
@maxpoggerman7396
3 жыл бұрын
i am also australian and i disaprove
@LCaddyStudios
3 жыл бұрын
@@maxpoggerman7396 I am also australian and i am neutral, Matt got the dates half wrong for the ute however did correctly say they are no longer made, however he did say they were made in america. In total it was a fitting description of the ute. Meanwhile the ute muster description was spot on and I smiled, makes me think Tom should do a series where he visits all these articles, or at least a ute muster.
Chris is slowly becoming either a lawn gnome or a Lord of the Rings-esque wizard with his beard
@Dafmeister1978
4 жыл бұрын
I thought he was trying to get into ZZ Top?
@Tunabringer
4 жыл бұрын
If he was trying to get into ZZ Top, surely he would have just taken the easy way and changed his last name to Beard?
@sonjaimmonen6610
4 жыл бұрын
Lord of the Rings-esque lawn gnome?
@jocax188723
4 жыл бұрын
Following in Irving Finkel’s awesome footsteps, perhaps?
@discoooooooo
4 жыл бұрын
Either way it is glorious
So as a german speaker "Ute Muster" looks like a ladies name to me… I empathise with Tom, none of those explanations are believable!
@majorfallacy5926
4 жыл бұрын
It's max mustermanns wife
@wyattroncin941
4 жыл бұрын
Nah, I figured that ute muster was the sort of thing a bunch of bogans would do, but I wasn't convinced they would go with "muster".
@Marmeladecheeseshoes
4 жыл бұрын
Yes I was half expecting it be a member of the German women's handball team at the 2004 Olympics or something.
@mebamme
4 жыл бұрын
Right? I was 100% convinced it was actually a German placeholder name (like Max Mustermann) so I had no qualms looking up the article beforehand, and I was astounded it wasn't that.
@tarekihaddaden9512
4 жыл бұрын
@@majorfallacy5926 That's exactly what I was thinking
"Or it'll be all plosives" Immediately says the phrase "pile of papers"
The Outro Paradox: Your outro is stating that you still don't have an outro.
@cameronclare2132
4 жыл бұрын
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@Snakke40
4 жыл бұрын
Only to get sued by the youtuber most known for his CS:GO videos "warowl" because his closer is "I'm Warowl and I still don't have a closer"!
@Zadster
4 жыл бұрын
"Ceci n'est pas un outro"?
@jameswilson156
4 жыл бұрын
a little like "Still untitled: the Adam Savage podcast"
@solhsa
4 жыл бұрын
Would that mean three people are lying?
As an Aussie, there is no need to apologise to us, it's hilarious
@scootergrant8683
3 жыл бұрын
Well you fellas just speak your mind. Especially the further into the wops you go.
@chaiznt
2 жыл бұрын
okay i know its like a year later, but another transfem tom scott enjoyer >:)
@trans_foxgirl
2 жыл бұрын
@@chaiznt ayyyyyyyy 👉👉
@SalvoDan
Жыл бұрын
Ironically, Ford is a Ute manufacturer who hasn’t given a Ute a stupid jingoistic pastoral name. Subaru Brumby Proton Jumbuck Holden Rodeo (not a true Ute, but still a stupid pastoral name) Coupe Utility Utes have fallen out of popularity in Australia in favour of a more global Pickup Truck style. They are still called Utes colloquially, even though they have a detached cab. The last true Coupe Utility was the Holden VF Commodore. The last true Coupe Utility made by Ford was the EL Falcon. The US named their Coupe Utilitys along Latin (the region/culture) themes. Ranchero, El Camino, Durango, Caballero. Current Coupe Utility’s are the Dacia Duster Pick-up, Fiat Strada, Volkswagen Saveiro, IKCO Arisun. They are still popular in countries with a strong pastoral farming culture.
@faithgreene7624
9 ай бұрын
@@chaiznt we are many
We demand the return of Mystery Biscuits
@screwaccountnames
4 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah
@AstoundingAmelia
4 жыл бұрын
"Hitting the table" "Oh no"
@GryphLane
4 жыл бұрын
Rectal insertion! Oh no!
@timothymclean
3 жыл бұрын
Only if Chris gets a retroactive biscuit for Henricus the Drunkard.
@MercenaryPen
3 жыл бұрын
@@timothymclean absolutely- Henricus the drunkard was one of the standout performances
A reminder that "The Windy City" refers not to the atmospheric effect, but to the the political nature of "windbags" - it was meant as a pejorative against the Chicago political "Machine" that was adopted as a badge of honor.
@DerplingKing
3 жыл бұрын
There is an argument to be made that it's The Windy City as in to wind because they at one point raised the buildings up on big screw jacks.
@njmksr8686
Жыл бұрын
Well, yeah, but it is also very windy
@inspectorcake9637
Ай бұрын
Not sure about that one but ight
I need that bumper sticker on my truck, "My truck is for transporting plywood and kangaroos."
@Duncan_Campbell
4 жыл бұрын
The only other thing, that I can think that gets transported in a ute, are Criminals.
@cpsedmonds
4 жыл бұрын
No plywood or kangaroos are left in this vehicles overnight.
@insayno9959
3 жыл бұрын
@@Duncan_Campbell Police here do actually have "Paddy Wagons" which a a ute with a canopy for transporting criminals. Generally the base ute is a Toyota Hilux, Holden Commodore or Holden Colorado. I have seen others, but they're the main ones I see.
@Duncan_Campbell
3 жыл бұрын
@@insayno9959 here in Victoria they are called divvy vans.
@insayno9959
3 жыл бұрын
@@Duncan_Campbell Thats where I'm based. Paddy Wagons is the more universal name as far as I know. Divvy is more of an aus thing IIRC
The foreshadowing of Chris saying "lets save that one, make a note" after Matt goes "one of us would be a dick" to the latest episode. Wonderful.
The Egyptian detail is what sealed the deal for Matt's being true for me. The Egyptians are dominating squash at the minute, but that's not even remotely likely for someone to just guess.
@Nooticus
4 жыл бұрын
Nah it’s pretty obvious as Middle Eastern countries mainly play indoor sports
@CraftQueenJr
3 жыл бұрын
Nooticus but Matt does not know any sport so him knowing that would itself be unusual.
"Lets save that one, I am making a note" Well played Chriss, well played.
i live in Chicago and as soon as Matt said “squash” i was like “that’s the fake one, nobody in Chicago plays squash”. but apparently we have a squash tournament. huh
Tom: I'd like to apologise to the nation of Australia, again Me: no, we're cool. Also, basicly accurate.
When you guys tweeted and said "soon", I thought you meant like you're recording now and it'll be up in a few weeks or a month, NOT THE SAME DAY! Not that I'm complaining
@jaykoerner
4 жыл бұрын
Probably tweeted it when it started to upload, it's clearly timed either way since Tom comments 16 hrs ahead of time
@ragnkja
4 жыл бұрын
It depends on who tweets it for me. If it's Gary, they've just filmed. If Matt is the one who hints about new episodes coming, it means that he's got the cut of the episode and is polishing up the audio.
There's a rather conspicuous soft-serve ice cream machine in the background. 🤔🤔🤔🤔
@laurentcardinal2745
4 жыл бұрын
It's for Matt's new channel "Will it soft serve?"
@alistairwall5470
4 жыл бұрын
@@laurentcardinal2745 That was the exact point I was making.
@laurentcardinal2745
4 жыл бұрын
@@alistairwall5470 Oh, sorry, haha.
@lovelybraintoaster164
4 жыл бұрын
Laurent Cardinal for a second there I thought “will it soft serve? har har very funny like that’s actually real” And then I realised that that’s exactly something Matt would actually do and lo and behold you were right
@ErikFromCanada
4 жыл бұрын
@@lovelybraintoaster164 I had the same reaction, and now I'm having that same reaction *to your comment*
I just realised that Chris' "Lets save that idea.' at 8:57 finaly payed off in the christmas special.
8:54 Chris's character arc for this show has finally completed with the last episode...
@lilypad2026
2 жыл бұрын
and it was glorious
I prefer this format as they are clearly easier to make than citation needed so we get more of them.
@daisybrain9423
4 жыл бұрын
It took me a while to figure out what "eaieer" means.
@tommyrichards1589
4 жыл бұрын
@@daisybrain9423 yeah sorry
@daisybrain9423
4 жыл бұрын
@@tommyrichards1589 No worries, mate :)
@qwertyTRiG
Жыл бұрын
Also a better format for playing along with.
8:52 Matt: We could all be wrong, but one of us would be a dick Chris (quietly): Let's save that one, I'll make a note. Almost two years later, he finally did it.
"It's like burning man for bogans" Me (Aussie): YES! It really is!!! Also, I hope one of them puts in the "Ford Longreach" as a topic...😁
@ragnkja
4 жыл бұрын
Ash Curnow Don’t suggest anything, because anything that’s suggested where more than one of them can see it (and particularly where Tom can see it) becomes unusable.
@AstoundingAmelia
4 жыл бұрын
Do you think maybe elon musk made the cybertruck just to get Australians to buy a tesla?
@sample-text
3 жыл бұрын
@@AstoundingAmelia theres only one store in australia and barely any infasructure to support them
@AstoundingAmelia
3 жыл бұрын
@@sample-text well not true for the infrastructure (unless you're only talking about superchargers which is not the only thing a Tesla can use) as for the stores I'm sure that Elon will bring more stores to Australia
Tom could have eliminated Matt immediately. The article title would have been *Ford* Muster, not *Ute* Muster.
@OntarioTrafficMan
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Or at the very least "Muster (Ute)" if it did have those words (which it wouldn't)
@Bellonging
4 жыл бұрын
I was totally convinced by him until I realised this exact thing.
From the front, Matt looks like he's wearing a hospital gown.
@curiousfirely
4 жыл бұрын
I suspect that's the aesthetic he's going for, really. Post-modern hospital patient?
I immediately knew the Squash one was real, because he mentioned Egyptians being winner and nobody felt it was obvious, which means none of them knew that Egyptians almost always win the squash championships, so it's not a piece of detail that any of them would make up easily. ... yes my favorite sport is Squash and I'm Egyptian 😂
I was singing “mystery biscuits!” to myself right before Tom mentioned he missed the button :)
@witerabid
4 жыл бұрын
same 😂
@akrinornoname2769
4 жыл бұрын
OH YEAH!
Utes are genuinely amazing. They’re scaled properly (US pickups are too bloody big for the six pack of beer and the gun that they carry), are often mad fast and fit the “working man’s everything car” category perfectly.
@SamAronow
10 ай бұрын
The US had the Chevy El Camino (the car that Archer drives).
@mewmew8932
6 ай бұрын
If FD has taught me anything, it's that they can drift as well!
The time when Tom says he doesn't believe any of them is the one time I've been sure of the answer. As a Kiwi, I can totally see Aussies doing what Gary described.
Having grown up with Utes being everywhere around me, as my childhood was spent in a fishing and farming village in countryside New Zealand, the idea that they're strange-looking to anyone is a surprise to me.
@slook7094
4 жыл бұрын
The only utes we have in America are El Caminos, and even then they're considered strange looking. If the back is open, it's supposed to be a pickup truck. If it's the size of a normal car, that's weird.
I live near where they have the biggest ute muster in Australia, and Matt's description as 'The Burning Man of Bogans' is 100% correct.
new outro: "Hey we finally have an outr "technical difficulties"
Tom got a haircut, which really looks good on him, and makes him look younger, if not for that silver fox color he's got going on. And now, I kind of want to see Tom with a beard.
@flavoredchin
4 жыл бұрын
Tom should pull a Phil Jupitus and completely change his appearance every episode.
@wyattroncin941
4 жыл бұрын
Chris's beard on Tom's face
@citizenofvenus
4 жыл бұрын
Apparently, Tom can grow a mustache, but not a beard (old reference!)
@the5thaxiom807
4 жыл бұрын
@@citizenofvenusslightly follicly challenged in the cheeks area.... no the 'tache is fine
@Jedi-J2
4 жыл бұрын
Nakul Maletira Considering these all tend to be filmed in the same day, that'd be quite impressive.
"Or it's gonna be all plosives." ... "Tom has a pile of papers. On each peace of paper" For a moment I thought he's going to recite a poem for the sake of plosives :D But no, sounds perfect. Why do you give the only condenser to the audio technician? He won't need a 2h briefing and 5 rehearsal rounds to properly use it...
As a dude whose left the states like twice I expect everyone in Britain is one of these four people, the skinny smart guy, the funny guy, the overly eccentric one and the one you see at the pub all the time.
@huell938
2 жыл бұрын
Apart from the skinny smart one... I can't tell who is who
@nikkiofthevalley
Жыл бұрын
@@huell938 Funny guy is probably Matt, eccentric is probably Gary, pub is probably Chris.
14:35 You've won a book about Frank Lloyd Wright's urine-powered elevator; Falling Water's Falling Water: The Piss Cliff Lift.
I heard "Ute muster" and figured it was an annual traditional gathering of the Ute indigenous people.
@ILikePi31415926535
4 жыл бұрын
I heard it and was very confused as to what was even being said, as in American English I have never once heard muster used as a noun and ute is simply not used.
@qwertyTRiG
4 жыл бұрын
I heard Ute Muster and the video paused to buffer. What I came up with in my head was exactly what Gary went on to say.
@TheOriginalElkstone
2 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't that be a Ute Moot?
@dbseamz
Жыл бұрын
Same! I assumed I'd be able to tell which one was telling the truth by that, since based on other TechDiff videos none of them know that many facts from west of the Atlantic. I didn't even know that "a ute" was a kind of vehicle (although I have seen at least one in person.)
Not only is Matt using a fancy large diaphragm condenser but the others have swapped out the regular Sennheisers for Shure SM58s - there's more to this tale than they're telling!
@drkastenbrot
4 жыл бұрын
matt really wants that proximity effect
@alamunez
4 жыл бұрын
drkastenbrot The SM58s have cardioid polar patterns too, so they would feature proximity effect as well if these guys ever got close to their mics, but they appear to keep a decent distance.
@drkastenbrot
4 жыл бұрын
@@alamunez its not quite as pronounced because of the smaller capsule
@InsideInterpreting
4 жыл бұрын
Impressive eye for detail. I do like a good SM58 though.
@robburgess4556
4 жыл бұрын
@@InsideInterpreting As do I, they're a staple in my world.
8:52 Matt: "We could all be wrong, but one of us would be a dick." Chris: "I'll make a note." Chris: *actually goes through with it.*
"I just feel like Ford wouldn't call it a muster. That's the thing that doesn't work for me." So you're saying that's the claim that didn't pass muster?
Ah, here's where the shenanigans in the last episode on this channel began! Matt: "We could all be wrong, but one of us would be a dick." Chris: "Let's save that one, [make a note]."
That is a great microphone. His voice sounds super masculine and nice.
Last episode Matt & Gary nearly spit tea out. 4 months later, everyone has water. GET A NEW KETTLE MATT!
@ragnkja
4 жыл бұрын
Mark Lonergan Or just descale it.
Y'all don't understand how much I've been craving y'all's shows. I miss terribly Citation Needed. Two of these people are lying is just absolute fun to watch.
As a German I'm a bit sad nooe went for "generic German woman Ute Muster" since Ute is a common female Name in Germany and Muster exists as a family name.
@InsideInterpreting
4 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought it was!
@akrinornoname2769
4 жыл бұрын
I think the only place where Ute is a common name in Germany is primary school math books
Highlight: Piss Cliff Lift, say it three times! Guys, it's AMAZING you're back, I've missed this series!!
Wouldn’t a “Ute with a boot” just be a regular car? Or did I hear that wrong?
@sirBrouwer
4 жыл бұрын
no it's a Ute that is wearing one shoe.
@isaacg1
4 жыл бұрын
I think that's the joke
@haiironezumi
4 жыл бұрын
"Ute with a boot" could be a description of a ute with a tonneau cover over the cargo area.
@oz_jones
4 жыл бұрын
@@haiironezumi or with an actual boot
@mpf1947
4 жыл бұрын
*Ute with a Boot category is open to all makes and models of vehicle EXCEPT utes (i.e. Sedans, Wagons etc.), which still display accessories normally associated with utes (e.g. bulbar, aerials, stickers etc.)
16:34 - A doorway in the shape of a perfect outline of a person, Chris? You sure the architect wasn't Junji Ito?
@L0op
2 жыл бұрын
DRRRRRR
*** spoiler warning *** So… Is Simone Giertz’s Tesla pickup truck a ute?
@mattandtom
4 жыл бұрын
Yes! And I want one! -- Matt
@aoarashi3025
4 жыл бұрын
Truckla is exactly what I thought of
@qwertyTRiG
4 жыл бұрын
@@mattandtom I can just see you in Truckula, Matt.
@ganashal
4 жыл бұрын
Well, as a New Zealander, we just call all pickup trucks "Ute". There's no need to have made it specially (although I'm sure some do), if it is a flatbed behind a cab that looks vaguely car-like then it is a ute. I'm pretty sure Australia is the same, although I could be wrong.
@TimSheehan
4 жыл бұрын
Yep, anything with a standard car chassis but a flatbed in the back is a ute. Though we'd refer to something with a bigger chassis as a 4WD (four wheel drive) ute or 2WD ute if it's what the yanks call a pickup truck
Matt's T-Shirt looks hospital issue. Like he's an in-patient who's been let out temporarily to do this thing.
@davimurph
4 жыл бұрын
Like the time Ian Hislop discharged himself from hospital to record an episode of Have I Got News For You? He then went back to hospital and they removed his appendix.
@zyaicob
2 жыл бұрын
It's the fit, the shoulders hang off him
The lack of a park bench makes me very emotional
"Lets Save that One" ah so this is where the idea of Chris doing "3 of these people are lying" for a christmas special came from
Chris did indeed 'save that one'
Tearing up at "the Burning Man of bogans" because literally any car show in rural Australia genuinely is
Really?! YEAAAAAHHH more technical difficulties, thanks i love it
2:52 "A point is a point, you can't say it's only a half."
@OwlRTA
4 жыл бұрын
ok TJ """""""Henry"""""""" Yoshi
8:50 Chris foreshadows the episode of yesterday
I really really really love this show! The best thing is when you guys just can't help laughing, it cracks me up every time even if I don't always get the jokes.
My favorite thing about this show(despite all of it being fantastic), is that the premise is that Tom Scott HASN'T done research about a particular topic. This series is essentially the literal opposite of Things You Might Not Know, and it's a fantastic juxtaposition to Tom's other side.
Matt your "radio voice" is amazing. Would listen to it all day!
I love how Matt was like 'this is gonna be all plosives' and then went 'tom has a pile of papers...'
After watching the final episode and now re-watching this, 8:50 - 9:00 I just realised how long Chris must have been planning the plot twist in it... :D
I never expect TOTPAL to come back, and I'm always happy when it does.
Matt - “Well we could all be wrong, but one of us could be a dick” Chris, two years later - 🤔
OMG, the Chris foreshadowing for the New Year's special is just *chef kiss* definitely where he got the idea.
8:52 Man, that'd be crazy if someone did that for a New Years special
I enjoy how Matt pointed out that his audio would be all plosives, and then said a sentence that seems to have been intentionally designed to have as many plosives as possible.
@dbseamz
Жыл бұрын
Matt Grey's Plentiful=Plosive Poetry.
"We could all be wrong, but one of us would be a Dick"........ Almost Foreshadowing.
Everybody going "no" into the camera seems to be this episodes outro. Fair enough.
Still waiting for an episode of this where one of the lies comes out the same as the truth. It nearly happened in this one.
@stevieinselby
4 жыл бұрын
They came pretty close with the Hagia Sofia, from what I remember.
@TintagelEmrys
4 жыл бұрын
a little down from tromso
This is *exactly* the content I've come here for.
I think we all know that Chicago needs to set up rooftop minigolf now
This seems like a fun hobby for a group of friends to have. And for you all to be minimally conceited in your efforts while knowing you have a few tens of thousand of fans, is admirable.
9:00 chris: "let's save that one make a note" *Christmas 2021, Chris keeps his promise"
Ok so now that Chris lost the show, he needs to host next time and Tom needs to throw in an article.
@ragnkja
4 жыл бұрын
Gennifer Bridget Ti'ana Maher According to Gary, Tom just isn’t good enough at bullshitting off the cuff.
@HeroineDark
4 жыл бұрын
@@ragnkja which will make it funnier
@ragnkja
4 жыл бұрын
Gennifer Bridget Ti'ana Maher Apparently he’s so bad that it’s not even funny.
@HeroineDark
4 жыл бұрын
@@ragnkja which is even funnier take away his laptop, now take away his preparation
@j.simons9374
4 жыл бұрын
Come now, you can't take that away! That's all this man has left!
A lot of the times in Germany, when an example name for credit cards, forms etc. is needed, they use the names "Max Mustermann" or "Ute Mustermann".
I was ridiculously excited to see this pop up, well done lads
"it's like the burning man of bogans" is the best description of the Denny Ute Muster Ive ever heard. Props.
I mean, three of you are using Shure 58's, which is still a perfectly decent professional grade microphone. We sell those in the family music store whenever we can afford to stock them, and my father, a pro musician and sound guy, has been using 58's for years.
Ute Muster could have been a German woman too. "Ute" was a common name in Germany ~30 years ago
And here at 8:55 we see the hatching of the plan
"Piss Cliff Lift" is just a highlight of the entire shows, it's all leading to THIS MOMENT
8:51 Matt Gray: "We can't all be- Well, we could all be wrong, but one of us would be a dick." Chris joel: "Let's save that one." *Remembers episode 4X02* YOU. BLOODY. GREMLIN!
Woo! It’s back! This is one of my favorite show concepts, and I’ve loved the past seasons of it. Also, Matt’s utes, the funicular skateboard, and rooftop mini golf, and the quick mention of real tennis (which is so very strange to me) was great! I can’t wait to see more Two Of These People Are Lying!
@ragnkja
4 жыл бұрын
Taylor Hancock “Real tennis” doesn’t sound like a real game
8:57 it took Chris 2 years but he came through with it!
"Have you seen Ford's naming conventions?" Chris has a fair point. They called a car the Probe.
The number of times I attempted to Like this video while watching it, only to realize I already had, is astounding
I see the moment when Chris gets the idea to do what he does in the 2021 New Years Eve episode.
Thank you - Biscuits for everybody!
Aww yes, my favorite comedic quartet is back!