RT Podcast #281 Table of contents: 00:45 Start and introduction 01:03 Special public livestream 01:45 Most disgusting Slow Mo video 02:24 Carajillos 03:10 Coffee makes you poop 04:54 Rooster teeth bicycle (and who broke it) 08:26 Overdue time sheets 11:50 Razer laptop and grabby colleagues 15:16 Windows 8 touchscreen 16:00 RT’s bathroom problem 16:54 How to pronounce mayonnaise 17:59 Honey wagon and poop view 19:54 So scared that you shit yourself 21:23 Bungee jumping and missed air pads 23:35 Japanese pee video 24:37 Water poison (Wee for a Wii) 26:01 Pineapple mouth dissolver and tasty cum 26:37 PG porn 27:50 Jessica Rabbit 29:02 Gavin’s naughty question for Barbara 29:47 Aroused Gavin 31:05 Teenager Gavin proving his parents that he’s not gay 32:34 Jeff Probst uretha problem and broken dicks 33:54 Ad read (GAEMS) 35:14 How to pronounce GAEMS 35:59 Raising Arizona and weird movie lines 37:18 Old movies got away with 38:22 4K resolution and standardized formats 40:06 Parking asshole 41:27 Baltimore Orioles merch for Burnie 43:12 Gus bought a Retron 5 (it was shit) 44:46 What is upscaling? 49:17 Customs at the Austin airport (plus Australia) 52:43 Burnie and Gavin and the airport thermometer 53:37 BYOP 54:10 Barbara and border troubles 57:58 RT Podcast is not RT Podcast 59:50 Abe’s Odyssey 60:24 Wearing two different shoes 61:22 Ad read (Hover) 62:23 Filthy couch 63:02 Miles and Kenny drawing 63:10 RT cup sale and cheesy infomercials 64:02 House Rooster Teeth shirt 64:51 Game of Thrones house slogans (1) 66:14 Malaysian flight and missiles 68:25 Game Time with Josh and Pat Tillman 70:20 History of shot down passenger flights 74:13 What happens when a missile hits a plane? 75:18 Byford Dolphin disaster (pressure distance) 76:52 Gavin’s hobby: pointing out when people mispronounce things 78:38 A wild Monty appears 78:58 Game of Thrones house slogans (2) 79:47 San Diego Comic-Con and broken RvB DVDs 82:20 Fan event: RvB UK 84:00 Burnie’s tale about his misfortune with chairs 86:38 Nervous Gus on the radio 88:06 Burnie said anal on TV 88:44 Paddle board and surferboy Gus 91:07 Pilot lessons 94:11 RvB episode, vomiting Dan and RWBY premiere 93:26 Wrap Up

@huydoan3949

10 жыл бұрын

.

@jimmymoses8251

10 жыл бұрын

Thank You.

@DownCast96

10 жыл бұрын

you silly person :D

@aydenmorrisNC

10 жыл бұрын

,

@FeenoJ

10 жыл бұрын

8:45 Burnie: You're a professional adult Gavin: No I'm not best comment ive ever heard on a podcast

@sugarboo1018

10 жыл бұрын

It's funny cuz it's true.

podcast's with , Gus,Gavin,Barbara and Burnie are always my favourite

@StefanPetitFreres

10 жыл бұрын

Right?!

@simongustavsson1715

10 жыл бұрын

Left?

@Mrsnowman5998

10 жыл бұрын

up

@ilboy64

10 жыл бұрын

down

@declanwilson7368

10 жыл бұрын

Everybody spin around

Bernie: "You don't have email on your computer?" Gavin: "No." Bernie: "But you're a professional adult!" Gavin: "No I'm not." Bernie: "..."

@leojoseph8823

5 жыл бұрын

I know this was 4 years ago but you know, Burnie*

@Sonicfalcon16

Жыл бұрын

Fake fan

That story about the thermometers in the airport hits differently in 2020

They need to have a podcast with Gus, Geoff, Griffin, and Burnie again. Those were the best.

@thesav3ry5

10 жыл бұрын

Lol no Jack since the conversations between Griffin and Jack were always the best

@MCHellshit

10 жыл бұрын

Geoff clearly wants to be back with all the stories he tells on AH videos

@Derkinderesser

10 жыл бұрын

I think Geoff said he wasn't going to be on one again because he got too personal with some of his stories.

@thesav3ry5

10 жыл бұрын

Matt Hodgkiss Thats what made them funny. Especially Griffins sex stories XD

@Derkinderesser

10 жыл бұрын

TheSavery5 I'd love to see, but the likelihood is minimal

Who's rewatching just like me? Rooster Teeth podcast is soooooo good. I can litterally play every single podcast with Gavin, Gus, Burnie and Barabara on a loop every day for the rest of my life.

Got this thrown in my recommended. I miss burnie so much it hurts. Rooster teeth is absolutely not the same. Well see whoever finds this

@Painfoot

Ай бұрын

It’s really not the same.

"It makes your bumhole go to scissors" -Gavin Free

If I was Barbara, I would be creeped the fuck out by some of the things in these comments.

@420timkelly

10 жыл бұрын

Eh, she works at RT. She's far too used to it, I'd think.

@Mesuducki

10 жыл бұрын

tkpwns Considering she was fine with a subreddit dedicated to seeing her eat a pancake, no doubt she's used to it.

@okmarshall

10 жыл бұрын

She's always monking it.

@Mesuducki

9 жыл бұрын

Oliver Marshall ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@gummyhaya

8 жыл бұрын

+Evan Ritchey is that all?

"You're a professional adult!" "No I'm not!" Hahahahahahahahaha

Back when COVID-19 first started affecting the US, and I heard about how it's another type of SARS, I thought back to the story mentioned in this podcast of Gavin and Burnie at the airport in Japan in the quarantine zone. In a video they took while they were in the quarantine zone, Burnie even made a joke saying "It's a thermometer, not a pen... We have SARS now". None of us had any idea what was coming

"Do you say the "C" word?" "Yea." "Go for it..." "Coffee..." Best thing gus ever said...

Burnie "You're a professional adult!" Gavin "No I'm not!" Gavin Free ladies and gentlemen!

i just binge watched almost all of rvb and i cannot get they're voices out of my head. it changed me.

@JuliaTheSun

10 жыл бұрын

Im so glad im not the only one

Grew up surrounded by farmland. There was a "Honey Wagon" there, but that was the local term for a large green tanker filled with liquified cow "fertilizer" that was towed by a tractor from farm to farm. It had a long tube going out the back of the tank, which dripped onto the road.

cant believe i missed the one live podcast i could have watched lol

"Hover is the best way to get domain names" I guess RT and Squarespace had a pretty rough breakup

I'm glad they posted it, I only watch the prerecorded Podcasts.

watched this live last monday....GONNA WATCH IT AGAIN!

These guys must be well paid, considering Bernie has a Tesla

@InteriorGaming

9 жыл бұрын

Burnie is worth 5 million

@friendlyneighbormike8571

9 жыл бұрын

mulk

@CourtlandLess

9 жыл бұрын

Iirc Burnie is rich from family.

@La_sagne

3 жыл бұрын

@@CourtlandLess what is this english? what does it mean? cause burnies parents werent rich

I disagree with Barbara. "Winter is coming" is the most awesome words. All the other ones try to boast and make their house look grandiose, but the Starks don't. They state the true, harsh reality. Winter is coming, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's going to suck, you'll be cold and hungry, and many won't come through alive. They're saying "We're hard men. We live here in the hostile North, and you pussies don't". IMHO Stark's words are the best.

@Pryan5577

10 жыл бұрын

good thing your being honest

@testsubject747

10 жыл бұрын

The words of the house of Stark is secretly actually "What is Dead may die again and again if it is Sean Bean."

The radio station that put on the _Hold Your Wee for a Wii_ contest was 107.9 of Sacramento, CA, a station that I sometimes listen to...

First Podcast I've ever watched. Woo! Really getting in to Rooster Teeth now!

2 minutes in and I realize that I already watched this live when they put it on You Tube due to some technical difficulty with RWBY...

@charliemcdonald5487

10 жыл бұрын

It was because they released RvB late

@Jordy666sic

10 жыл бұрын

Same here, got sad immediately. Was really stoked to spend the next 1,5 hours with this...

@SHodges3

10 жыл бұрын

charlie mcdonald You're right. It was RVB not RWBY. I mixed them up.

@TheSeanSpillane

10 жыл бұрын

Yeah man, fuck! ... Still gonna watch it xD

@2620productions

10 жыл бұрын

They release a week behind on youtube so here you go roosterteeth.com/podcast/episode.php?id=282

I just realized I'm watching this exactly a year after the posted it

18:03 Walk-ins & Dead Bodies - Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures 1:31:08 Pilot Football Message - Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures

I could sit and watch rt podcasts forever

In Australia you can surf anywhere, just drive up the coast to some random surf and shabam

@skiwithu

10 жыл бұрын

WTF.... XD. I don't know why this was so funny to me.... XD

@term1nat0r2000

10 жыл бұрын

SHABAM IS MY BEW FABORITE THING

@Kt4nk

10 жыл бұрын

term1nat0r2000 "Bew"? I'm sorry that just made me laugh.

My parents think I'm a loser, maybe I should have bought posters.

I was traveling alone, went from Brazil to USA to Canada, and then after a week I went back to USA, I had a lovely time. First time in USA before Canada, the customs officer asked what I did for a living, when I said I was a student, he asked me my major because he wanted to do whatever could afford so many international flights.

I saw this on the live KZread Stream. I'm watching it again because I'm showing support and the fact that I'm a camper for my RTPC.

For the game of thrones rooster teeth saying, it should be,"The Cocks Are Rising".

@Mesuducki

10 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@isaacbutterfield5514

10 жыл бұрын

The cocks are coming

In Ireland in Dublin. Airport you can go through customs before getting stateside

@Thebindingofeyesaac

10 жыл бұрын

Dafuq does that even meen p.s I'm from wexford

@CrazyBar50cal

10 жыл бұрын

Seamas Hodman Dublin airport is the only place in the world outside the US where you can go through US immigration in the airport. So you technically enter the US before boarding the plane.

@Thebindingofeyesaac

10 жыл бұрын

Ooh that still doesn't really make to much sense I was born in America and live in Ireland do u mean the place where they check your passport that says us because they have those everywhere

"Brag about it." My favorite phrase from RTs many podcasts.

I just flew in from Slovakia yesterday and had to go through customs at the JFK airport and it was such a pain...I spent about two hours just going through customs there.

You know what is a good game to play a game where if you see a comment about Barbara being hot or Gavin and Barbara being a thing you give yourself a point and if you get to 15 you win

@NotSus_

10 жыл бұрын

Challenge accepted...

@KingsterGames

10 жыл бұрын

so would you be 3 points?

@EvilParagon2

10 жыл бұрын

Says Mr.Hide and Seek

@travissorenson9554

10 жыл бұрын

I have about 12 wins. Who wants them?

@michaelkaffar1704

10 жыл бұрын

I won before I even looked at your comment LOL

Wow. 98 podcasts later, podcast 379, they mention the delta P video again. it's crazy that I happened to watch this podcast right after watching 379, like what are the odds of that

@decaf4450

8 жыл бұрын

1 in billions, honestly

@meepzer

8 жыл бұрын

Cuddle Spooks Lol. I freaked out when it happened. It was so funny because it was like "Hey, I just watched you guys have this conversation except in the future!"

@decaf4450

8 жыл бұрын

meepzer those coincidences are crazy, they always make me want to share it with others who can appreciate it. It's the best when they are there during one

@meepzer

8 жыл бұрын

Cuddle Spooks yeah haha

@justindenridder

7 жыл бұрын

the odds of you watching this podcast after that podcast are exactly 1 in 378

Burnie, Gavin, Gus, and, Barbara are my most favorite podcast crew ever IMO

59:55 WOO! Abe's Oddysee is my favourite game of all time! Love, love LOVE that Gavin mentioned it.

Hey Burnie, SUBMARINES DO NOT HAVE TO SURFACE TO LAUNCH MISSILES! Modern submarines use compressed air to eject missiles from the torpedo tubes, then the main rocket is remotely ignited. Thanks to the "Largest Dams" KZread channel for this information. Check out their "Cruise Missile" video.

there are kids i know who are around 14, and are either drunk or sexually active

@Mriarepwnage

10 жыл бұрын

why not both?

@29palmsscince94

10 жыл бұрын

sometimes they are

@vohamedia5434

10 жыл бұрын

that's every 14 year old in Britain dude

@jeeperskreepers5689

10 жыл бұрын

givemeajackson yes there is something wrong you fucking moron

@ManWeiner

10 жыл бұрын

Jeepers Kreepers yeah, what a moron! WHo the fuck gives their opinion on the internet! Dude, shut the fuck up...

Gus talking about how getting a pilot's license is a life goal was pretty great from the future.

I was waiting for this ! I finally caught up on them all

Gus walking in on Lindsey needs to be an animated adventure! Gus... Nooooooo...

LOL I love when people try to pronounce any of the 'cesters. Worcester. Leicester, Gloucester. Pretend the 'ce' isn't there. Gloster. Lester. Wooster. It's funny as hell when people from outside of Mass (and UK lol) try to type Worcester into their GPS, trying to find Wooster. 1:22:53

@letsgobigblue4061

10 жыл бұрын

As a man from Massachusetts, pretty much every town here is pronounced wrong, Its hilarious.

@stevenlee272

10 жыл бұрын

(the toaster) Boston?

@NarutoLoverForever4

10 жыл бұрын

Oh, I was going to say something about there being a Worcester in Massachusetts, but it seems you're from here. lol

@johngallerizzo1795

10 жыл бұрын

i am from MD and i say it right

@BlockKickPunch

10 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Live in Worcester, MA. Can confirm. I always hear "Wor-ses-ter" or "Wor-ches-ter." Note, it is correctly pronounced "Worse-ter" (at least in my district)

1:05:50 In regards to Game Of Thrones, Westeros is apparently Earth. George R. R. Martin stated in a interview or something that it is just a different version of Earth. They were talking about it recently in an episode of Game Grumps.

I actually just came back from Australia and they do also have the automated customs check in Sydney.

Is it me or does Burnie tend to be too harsh on Gavin when he's wrong? If Gavin is wrong: "Haha fucking idiot" followed by being made fun of for a week If Burnie is wrong: "Ok you're right Gavin. Let's move on."

@ryanmetcalf504

10 жыл бұрын

Because the internet will back Gavin's wrong statement for weeks.

@littlee300

10 жыл бұрын

Yep, youre right. Let's move on.

@vincenzoimbragulia8152

10 жыл бұрын

Well Gavin get t shirts

@KingOfHalla

10 жыл бұрын

Because it's funny. Why must everyone complain about Gavin being picked on?

i could have sworn they've told the japan airport thing and the passport thing and the chair thing before. have they??? I'm a crazy?

@Nufy709

10 жыл бұрын

I've heard the story about Japan on a previous podcast, I haven't heard the chair story though.

@ThatOneLazyOtaku

10 жыл бұрын

honestly their is a lot of stories that have been told multiple times on the Podcast so nah you're not crazy but I have felt the same feeling of De-ja-vu before XD Because of the amount of content they produce as well as just the casual conversations they would have with colleagues and friends they just sometime forget which stories they told on the Podcast or to whom they told it too

@MrYamboozy

10 жыл бұрын

Nufy709 There is an animated adventure about the chair isn't there?

@maddysoucy1884

10 жыл бұрын

ThatOneLazyOtaku Haha yea good point. yay I'm not crazy

@MrYamboozy

10 жыл бұрын

Yea the RTAA title more burnie stories, its the first story

I like how the video started with gavin zippin up his pants lol

Metric headlight fluid at the end killed me.

at the end Gus said the next patch and podcast are for sponsors...does he mean only?

@themaypole

10 жыл бұрын

***** I was aware of tht but he said it like they'd be randomly exclusive, thanks

19:19 RTAA NOW :D

hahahaha the headlight fluid remix xD

I used to use a 768p monitor, nothing ever seemd to fit perfect on the monitor, not even windows. I have a new one now though.

Hello friends in 2016!!!!

@phillwelsh

8 жыл бұрын

hello

@Wxpert

8 жыл бұрын

heyo!!

Have you noticed that Gavin always puts Barbara on the spot with these sexual questions and makes it more and more in depth all the time? There's no way they've never had a thing before.

@Mesuducki

10 жыл бұрын

They've never had a thing before, even Gavin and Barbara have said they have no interest in each other.

@sauceguys

10 жыл бұрын

He does it to make her uncomfortable because her parents watch the podcast. It doesn't really work

@Mesuducki

10 жыл бұрын

***** Nope.

@Middlefingestudios1

10 жыл бұрын

***** nope but Gavin and Meg Turney are banging

That credit song was amazing XD

already seen this , live, and proud

"You're never safer than just after a crash" The 3plane crashes in 1 week disagree

OK I'll say it. Although Barb is a slamming hottie. She adds nothing to podcasts. The high pitched laugh she inherited from Gavin makes me cringe. Just my personal opinion. Sorry in advance.

@yourunclesteve3315

10 жыл бұрын

Who cares? Don't watch it

@daletanner1543

10 жыл бұрын

joe mama I care. That was my point. I listen to this podcast every week. It's my routine, I just don't enjoy them when barb is associated

@yourunclesteve3315

10 жыл бұрын

Dale Tanner so most of the time you don't enjoy them -.- yet you still watch and complain about them

@daletanner1543

10 жыл бұрын

joe mama There are 150+ podcast where she isn't involved. Any other member of RT adds more than she does. IN MY OPINION.

@atoz3959

10 жыл бұрын

PUNS PUNS PUNS PUNS PUNS PUNS PUNS PUNS PUNS PUNS PUNS

Can someone please tell me the title of the rt life that Gavin mentions where they're in Japanese customs. I can't seem to find it.

1:11:36 I don't know why but I found the way Gus said "we did shoot something down" funny.

Ah, the Russian jets/military 'claimed' they tried to reach that airliner on all known frequencies before shooting it down. Just saying. And the US actually fessed up to shooting down that Iranian airliner, and payed a shit load of money to all the families on board. Allegedly.

@notbenji3195

10 жыл бұрын

Don't try to turn the blame onto the airplane. The Russians are just covering up for that shit and it is absolutely disrespectful to the dead

@tridecalogism935

10 жыл бұрын

Ben Griffiths Before you start throwing accusations around please note that i said 'claimed' in quotations. Never did I place blame solely on the airliner.

@notbenji3195

10 жыл бұрын

Alright, it's just a very heated topic over here in AUS so yeah. Good day

@reinfalk

10 жыл бұрын

Ben Griffiths Cover up? Like the cover up of why Iraq was even invaded?

@bryanperez8214

10 жыл бұрын

Bullshit, Russia had no business shooting missiles up in the air in the first place.

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise yo dongers

that ending song was amazing

About the customs thing, it's a lot easier if you get a Nexus card. You can skip the long lines, and instead of talking to customs, a computer scans your retina, and prints out a paper. You show that to an officer and you are done. I've only has to wait 5 minutes in customs from international flights

"it makes your bumhole go to scissors"

GAEMS!

Watched this live. AWESOME!

Thanks for making another great podcast!

bring back geoff

So don't get me wrong I love podcasts, but what's the point of them? To entertain? To "inform"?

@BrittonFilmmaker

10 жыл бұрын

Entertain.

@MovieTheaterHead

10 жыл бұрын

To teach non-americans the basics of Texas society.

@bob100487

10 жыл бұрын

To teach complicated and advanced science in a fun, accurate, and easy to understand way!

@smeetpatel3012

10 жыл бұрын

EVERYTHING

@themcgamer1000

10 жыл бұрын

Entertain and to inform, it makes news funner.

This has been the best podcast in a long time xDD

RT does such a good job of supporting their sponsors.

Wait is Burnie dating Ashley

@SuperJumper17

10 жыл бұрын

yes

@manuelito1233

10 жыл бұрын

For a very very long time.

@m4moth

10 жыл бұрын

So long that they have children...

@Milhail

10 жыл бұрын

Winston Gates not her kids.

@FreelancerLA

10 жыл бұрын

Burnie has a couple kids from his marriage with Jordan. They divorced a few years ago, and Burnie started dating Ashley a little while after that.

#the_roosters_are_coming is it to late

@ultimaterage2641

10 жыл бұрын

That's the greatest one ever...of all time

@Revdiee

10 жыл бұрын

How about #the_cocks_are_coming

@Mesuducki

10 жыл бұрын

Harald Sirve ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@PavelAndro

10 жыл бұрын

Or maybe #the_cocks_are_cumming

In the winter the deer does not prance through the field and forests, the fish freezes in the stream, the lion does not roar, the snake does not bask in the sun, the kraken lies trapped beneath the ice, but in the winter, the wolf runs free, and winter is coming.

53:08 anyone know which podcast he told this story. i remember hearing it years ago

yeet

Jessica Rabbit really isn't hot at all.

The outro music was the best xD

first 30 mins of this podcast>>>> BEST PODCAST EVER!!!! ROFL!!

one of the best podcast out there

I got so excited about the Baltimore Orioles story. It's my home team! Let's go O's!

wheres the rt life episode with the airport. I searched it in youtube but didn't find it

Barbra's laugh is so contagious haha

also by classifying Bernies spent time into different job types it helps to see what the company needs when hiring new employees

Drunk Burnie vs. Coffee Burnie would be the best fight ever.

As a Baltimorean and a O's fan this episode made my day.

Best house motto "why are we here?" Or "just blaze"

The mention of Abe's Odyssey made my heart jump, man. That was one of my favorite childhood games.

This is my favorite podcast cast

My favourite four on podcast!!

Can anyone please link me to the RT Life where Gavin filmed the Japanese Airport?

Comic Con is like the freshman hallway in a small high school.

at 1:08:06 no burney some missiles can be fired off from under the water yet they are usually fired off from a depth of only 10 to 15 feet

Someone probably already said it but the blue and pink cleats that were in the World Cup were in the same cleat set

At 1:28:30 or thereabouts when they suddenly talk about paddleboarding it felt like something had been cut...?