Yes, I'm a million pieces now but it can be more efficient I can do more than one task at once
@ademeta1994
Ай бұрын
Yes, just need to pull myself together first
@ryanrazo
Ай бұрын
If that is Ralph Wolf, then yes, he is still coming to work.
@the_regulator1145
Ай бұрын
@@ademeta1994you fucker. You beat me to it.
@PeefSpogdarАй бұрын
Wishing him a speedy recovery
@snoopdogg4844
Ай бұрын
Bro is liliraly 20000 roasted pieces
@alfredbautista3165
Ай бұрын
The other guy? 😁
@tapassahoo6577
Ай бұрын
Your wish will be listened. Plot twist: He is 'Deadpool' 🤣😂🤣
@fcgHenden
Ай бұрын
Not sure they can fully recover him.
@JrDynamiteMusic
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@flipnstick111113 күн бұрын
Now we know how them GTA NPCs and cops feel
@brianhoare3190
Күн бұрын
I dont think they felt much
@MFkool1
Күн бұрын
🤭🤣🤣🤣😂
@MFkool1
Күн бұрын
🤣🤭😂😂😂😂
@ARandomPersonFromTheNet18 күн бұрын
"They're gonna bury what's left of ya in a soup can!"
@Moonstone-Redux
17 күн бұрын
"Awww they're gonna have to glue you back together... ...IN HELL!"
@bluewink1646
11 күн бұрын
“EUGHEUGH I’M JUST A ONE-EYED BLOODY MONSTER!” *muttering*
@aybi-qe1um
Күн бұрын
@@bluewink1646tell me you have no brainwithout telling me you have no brain 😂
@nationalnewschannel8241
9 сағат бұрын
That wasn’t a real round there was no rocket propellant
@sunshine_tidings6983
9 сағат бұрын
This almost feels like a Tony Hawk's Underground reference? "You miss your ollie, they'll be sending you back to Jersey in a CAWFEY can!"
@Florida_Man1-Ай бұрын
“Your injuries are not service related.”
@matthewrussell4679
Ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀
@user-stalin1879
Ай бұрын
🙂➡️😵➡️💀
@Sidewinder528
Ай бұрын
Lol
@AxlPatrol
Ай бұрын
I came here to find this comment.
@F3ND1MUS
23 күн бұрын
Get better lawyers
@ceronulo6858Ай бұрын
"Tell me truth doc... how bad is it?!"
@Nixn_From_Da_Hood
Ай бұрын
"Tis but a scratch"
@spotpotama6261
Ай бұрын
*takes deep sip from drink* “It’s not good”
@MarcoAntonioColioGallardo
Ай бұрын
"I think there's nothing to worry about"
@genome7970
Ай бұрын
GTA 5 Doctor: I just need a couple figures
@therealspyfromtf2
Ай бұрын
"Oh don't be a baby, ribs grow back."
@teaguefreshour324314 күн бұрын
School nurse: here have some ice
@mh1970
5 күн бұрын
And lay down for 30 minutes
@CrayonEater200318 күн бұрын
"Don't be afraid to ask questions." What happened to the guy who asked questions:
@VieweerАй бұрын
Being a ballistic gel torso looks like dangerous work
@1v1dogfights81
Ай бұрын
Sometimes it's a blast.
@goodquestion1209
Ай бұрын
@@1v1dogfights81😡
@tunesbro3060
Ай бұрын
Don’t worry he gets danger pay my bro Rick asf
@cleaner900playz
Ай бұрын
he wont have to work for long
@marckcf9600
Ай бұрын
It's not always this bad
@NickTaylor-Phantom-Works22 ай бұрын
As a doctor I can confirm there's a chance those injuries would be fatal.
@geronimo5537
Ай бұрын
but could not be determined as lethal until professional medical care at the hospital.
@Chris-vt6nl
Ай бұрын
Are you a real doctor😂chances of injuries?the dummy got annihilated and ripped to pieces
@NickTaylor-Phantom-Works2
Ай бұрын
@Chris-vt6nl of course I'm not a real doctor, I was being sarcastic. If I was a real doctor, I'd be far too busy prescribing vastly overpriced drugs - ahem...sorry - 'medicines', at the behest of Big Pharma. Drugs [damn it] MEDICINES that they definitely didn't stumble across looking for one thing, only to discover an accidental side effect that has a 5% chance of helping 2% of people with an entirely DIFFERENT illness, but that "hey fuck it, we can make a killing selling this shit to idiots." See what I did there? Or maybe you didn't... EDITED FOR GRAMMAR.
@NickTaylor-Phantom-Works2
Ай бұрын
@@Chris-vt6nlof course I'm not a real doctor. If I were, I'd be far too busy prescribing vastly overpriced drugs - ahem, sorry - 'medicines" - at the behest of Big Pharma. Drugs [damn it] MEDICINES, that they stumbled across while looking for something else, that help 5% of people 2% of the time. See what I did there? Or maybe not...
@Sergiuss555
Ай бұрын
First funny comment
@Cookiez46 күн бұрын
School be like: Just put an Ice pack on it and head back to class 💀
@piyushpriyadarshi624614 күн бұрын
Bro became Omnipresent ☠️
@farmtomeme6265Ай бұрын
"It's just a prank bro chill." The prank in question:
@perkingsnkabyo354
Ай бұрын
😂
@davikleinpaulАй бұрын
“Sorry that I have $100 of taxes I haven’t paid, I had to feed my children” IRS:
@joshuanorthey2026
Ай бұрын
Are you 12? In reality if you don’t pay $100 in taxes the irs sends you a notice and like a $0.18 late fee.
@davikleinpaul
Ай бұрын
@@joshuanorthey2026 bruh and you couldn’t understand a joke, quite childish behavior if you ask me.
@joshuanorthey2026
Ай бұрын
@@davikleinpaul What is the joke? The IRS is literally extremely lenient with non-payers and late-payers. It just sounds like you have no fucking idea what you are talking about.
@roderickclerk5904
Ай бұрын
@@joshuanorthey2026 ok slay queen
@itsabodh
Ай бұрын
Lmaoooo so unfortunate that a H&R Block agent read this joke 😂😂
@myles_bennett777 күн бұрын
“Because depending on the time, he might be in one spot, or several.” - The Joker
@wet-read
Күн бұрын
If we're going to play games, I'm gonna need a cup of coffee.
@Hunters_outdoors1018 күн бұрын
"The VA has determined that your injuries are not service related"
@kevinj298419 күн бұрын
“Mild chest pain”
@dirt_farmer958
6 күн бұрын
Seems like he no longer has any.
@sudeshkumar4836
5 күн бұрын
@@dirt_farmer958pain or chest?
@dirt_farmer958
5 күн бұрын
@@sudeshkumar4836 That unfortunate gelatin dude got obliterated. He's been reduced to pieces and chunks of his former self. No longer exists and serves his purpose. Which is being cannon fodder for an RPG to unalive the inanimate replica representation of a person.
@infinitezavok3578Ай бұрын
"First of all you need to keep calm"
@millergoon8909
Ай бұрын
I think it blew because it hit the concrete wall in the back I mean the projectile look like it was about to tear him through 🤔
@creepager1510
29 күн бұрын
That's gonna leave a mark
@Solobuddy
8 күн бұрын
@@creepager1510leave a what ?
@creepager1510
8 күн бұрын
@@infinitezavok3578 insert markiplier drop kicking you
@matthewlunde527011 күн бұрын
Achmed's wife: Where's our son. Achmed: He's over there, over there, and up there.
@HRavenfolks15 күн бұрын
In anime, you'll see this shit, and somehow the characters still said that it misses their vital organs, so they'll live.
@geralhammonds927220 күн бұрын
For a millisecond he turned into the Ghost Rider.
@captnwinkle
18 күн бұрын
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJ And ride he did
@brandoncortezemmanuel357
14 күн бұрын
*bad to the bone guitar riff*
@holorn1280
13 күн бұрын
Then to just ghost
@vailic5022
13 күн бұрын
@@holorn1280 💀
@juanmunoz8524
13 күн бұрын
😂😂😂 bruh!!!!@@brandoncortezemmanuel357
@Fuller51Ай бұрын
“I finally found the cure for cancer-“ The Government:
@Danielsyn665
Ай бұрын
Real😂
@_Leifou
Ай бұрын
the government: he jumped from a fifth floor 😞
@igotCHSandcantsmokenomore
Ай бұрын
I found a way electricity could be free
@EpistemicAnthony
Ай бұрын
Canada
@iknowmyenglishsucksbutfock2081
Ай бұрын
suicide
@joevince853814 күн бұрын
As a doctor,give that man some ice and two days to walk it off
@npc137410 күн бұрын
The good Ole game of rock, paper, face.
@L3xLuth3r666Ай бұрын
"Yo bro is there friendly fire?" "I don't know let me check" Edit: how did this comment blow up that much
@herok4306
Ай бұрын
He will be having a never ending search and for sure he will not be able to determine 🥱😂😂
@geronimo5537
Ай бұрын
totally the second dummy in the video is the one asking this question
@philippedrolet612
Ай бұрын
Did he suffer
@user-kc1wx2xp4t
Ай бұрын
Fr
@fromaggio7654
Ай бұрын
I dont wanna do this man but we gotta dump the quaaludes
@Roderik025 күн бұрын
"I like you as a friend..."
@zrl1017
21 күн бұрын
Dude… seriously tho.
@facundovaz2439
21 күн бұрын
But we're friends though
@heaven568
21 күн бұрын
Exactly
@WilliamMeyer
21 күн бұрын
"I like you as a brother..."
@RandomEmperor
11 күн бұрын
Uncle*
@killeanmcchesney513812 күн бұрын
The VA: your injuries are officially declared non military related
@Jaykeiz12 күн бұрын
“THE DRIVER IS UNCONSCIOUS!” The Driver in question:
@boot_epikАй бұрын
“We can rebuild him, we have the technology”
@V4Now
Ай бұрын
But I don't want to spend a lot of money...🤔
@basara3444
Ай бұрын
Só restou alguns pedaços do cérebro irmão
@therookie5714
Ай бұрын
You gonna need a lot of technology 💀
@MigueluchoLibre
24 күн бұрын
You got a time machine?
@ViolentPacifism_SlavaUkraini2 ай бұрын
"We've determined that your injuries are not service related." -The VA
@jakeydeefpv
2 ай бұрын
The death might be service related though... But look at me in my eyes, we aren't and you're not claiming that on any life insurance policies though, okay? We're going to be nice and take care of you. We're going to give you $35,000. Have a good night. We're potentially, sorry that you might have lost someone or something in the course of the previous 3 months.
@puggins1
2 ай бұрын
but here's some motrin & a waiver for 2 hours of light duty...
@bigbad6983
2 ай бұрын
Yes, that sounds like the official response. Brstds.
@jasonchiu272
Ай бұрын
"While you're at it, we asked a school nurse to help bring some ice packs and a band aid to put on your wound. Any questions? Have a good day!"
@projectsdonepoorly1383
Ай бұрын
Stop this boring joke already, enough get a new one
@Josh-bq6rm15 күн бұрын
Why did I hear bad to the bones during that slow motion of the skull? 😭 😭 😭
@Elysium410 күн бұрын
"It's a gift. It's your parting gift, in that it will part you; part of you here, a part of you there, and a part of you waaaay over there... _Staining the wall."_ -Lord Shen, Kung Fu Panda 2
@devmechАй бұрын
Dude switched majors from biology to meteorology
@OnlyferggАй бұрын
‘Do it Quill, I can take it’
@instinct7393
Ай бұрын
lmaooo
@IluminousOne-9.7.2
Ай бұрын
-No you can't!
@elementmanexe8389
Ай бұрын
@@IluminousOne-9.7.2they're right, he can't
@FelineFern2019
Ай бұрын
Listen what master do you serve!
@iknowmyenglishsucksbutfock2081
Ай бұрын
thor ? big guy not that good looking?
@albertoribeiro890717 күн бұрын
"please, don't shoot in the face so you don't mess with my funeral" OKAY!
@Howaboutno-xu4dz2 күн бұрын
Bro said “ I KNOW THE SECRETS OF THE GOVER-💥
@TanksnstuffsАй бұрын
I am not a doctor, but i think that would bring you an significant emotional event for sure.
@deathangel5317
Ай бұрын
A not an…but yeah I think I have a sore puss the next day for sure
@roguegen5536
Ай бұрын
Gonna need more than a smilely face band-aid and a lolipop for this one.
@Fede0779
Ай бұрын
Far worse than that , 110% sure
@manoharannachimuthu6142
Ай бұрын
I'm no english professor, but I think you are supposed to use 'a' instead of 'an'
@starship2023
Ай бұрын
That wasn't even a real RPG. If it was, you would barely see it move before hitting it's target blow up before it digs that deep in the torso and most notably wound see a hot motlen copper stream shoot out after the explosion
@youraverageamerican1315Ай бұрын
"The gunner is unconcious!!" the gunner:
@explodingpotatosforeveryone
Ай бұрын
The red commander behind him:
@The_Mythical_Potato
Ай бұрын
The loader next to him:
@deedar4530
Ай бұрын
YES, A HIT!
@zmaic74
Ай бұрын
Technically, he is.
@chrisl_4136
Ай бұрын
"🗣 Attack the D point" aaahhh quote
@GeneralKenobiYouAreABold117 күн бұрын
The explosion was so intense that even the second torso got damaged.
@TheEDFLegacy11 күн бұрын
What's even more terrifying is the sheer lethality from the _CONCRETE._ Shrapnel should never be underestimated.
@Ryan_199721 күн бұрын
“Where’s he at?” “Uh he’s over there…there….and there…oh and some up there.”
@TheOrcaArchive
20 күн бұрын
Now that was funny 🤣🤣
@breomabuccado7041
18 күн бұрын
😂😂😂I'm dead
@shaider1982
18 күн бұрын
He is here, there, and everywhere🤣
@joshuaowolabi1298
18 күн бұрын
JESUS 😂😂😂
@texanpink6998
18 күн бұрын
@@shaider1982who you gonna call except your psychic friend Fred bear
@danhextor7436Ай бұрын
...All the King's horses, and all the King's men.
@noregrets5258
Ай бұрын
Couldn't put humpty together again.
@alexalvarez6351
Ай бұрын
Joe mama
@TheREPPIX
Ай бұрын
@@alexalvarez6351 ha! Too slow
@KangarooJoeMama
Ай бұрын
Humpty wasn’t the issue, yes he did fall. But what you don’t know is that humpty wasn’t on a wall. The government created the illusion that humpty that him having a great fall means he fell off a high wall. In fact that is a lie. Eggs can survive falling on grass. Humpty did not fall on grass instead on the ground in the direction of the horses. Meaning, humpty was pushed off the wall by force. The kings men could not put him together because it was a setup. Humpty dumpster was assassinated. Dun dun duuuuuun idk maybe? Just a silly thought I had
@huntercleveland7950
20 күн бұрын
danhextor7436. Can they ever put the world back together again, before we reach the end
@BasicBobby11 күн бұрын
“There’s a f***ing rocket in him, sir” “Othic! Cool off! There’s live ordinance here!”
@Ryclops10572 күн бұрын
"We have determined your injuries to not be service-related."
@chopXfallenАй бұрын
Steven Seagal would be like "I've been survivng getting shot by RPG-7's for like 77 years."
@BojackHex
Ай бұрын
"I remember one time in my past as a Black Ops agent undercover as a Yakuza, when I deflected an RPG-7 rocket with nothing but my bare hands and blew up seven guys while protecting the Maharaja" or some convoluted crap like that
@philleotardo1500
Ай бұрын
Steven Seagal would also be like “in fact, I remember, somewhere outside of Rio De Janeiro, I actually taught the RPG-7 how to blow up a human torso. It took him practice but with my dojo he learned a lot and became very disciplined under my council.”
@larrycumbo2023
Ай бұрын
Biden will say he invented it
@The_ZeroLine
Ай бұрын
He’d be like I remember how many girls I’ve SA’ed using the threat of an RPG-7.
@epicgaming755826 күн бұрын
“Pain is just weakness leaving the body”
@coloneljoshuachamberlain3788
25 күн бұрын
Along with everything else
@Firegolza645
25 күн бұрын
painis
@hanson544
23 күн бұрын
It’s over too fast for there to be any pain lol
@self-proclaimedanimator
22 күн бұрын
@@Firegolza645Jane Doe
@pippleyfisching9214
22 күн бұрын
Great movie
@flpanhead17 күн бұрын
Somebody spilled their manshake.
@Lumbeelegend10 күн бұрын
Absolutely terrifying. His whole body became a lamp
@mutantkoffeeАй бұрын
So thats why resident evil bosses dont stand a chance against an rpg
@WarVeteran213
Ай бұрын
Ikr
@ctdieselnut
Ай бұрын
Mortal combat voice* "BRUTALITY!!"
@TheTurinturumbar
Ай бұрын
...most things don't stand a chance to a rpg.
@jeremyg2236
26 күн бұрын
unless they have supernatural/magically enhanced body, then yeah
@greengabe5Ай бұрын
Homie: “Bro, just talk to her. The worst she can say is no…” Crush:
@gabrieleborgosano9072
Ай бұрын
Why is this so underrated
@generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895
Ай бұрын
Been there done that
@Buggaeman
Ай бұрын
Damn best comment on KZread 💀
@ProductBasement
Ай бұрын
Too real
@4m4n40
Ай бұрын
I’d rather take this than ultimate rejection
@michaelhamby88355 күн бұрын
"Wherever he is? Looks like he's all over the place." Tropic Thunder 2008.
@Luminex-017 күн бұрын
“Finish him” This guy
@Kier_but_who_cares25 күн бұрын
"You flinched haha" What the bro did to me:
@TeraChad23
21 күн бұрын
Underrated asf
@theconmantube3449
21 күн бұрын
Erm. What the bro
@gmmc4247
21 күн бұрын
No@@TeraChad23
@victor2fast232
21 күн бұрын
Bro 💀 😂
@LelandJ71Ай бұрын
I could survive that. I'm built different
@therookie5714
Ай бұрын
Lol sounds like me
@shaneburke7356
Ай бұрын
Built different? Nah bro you’d be built like a 2 year olds birthday cake that his parents gave him to eat by himself so they could take pictures of him tearing into it.
@forkempty
29 күн бұрын
You're just like me fr
@rhettlewing60476 күн бұрын
Best example of temporary cavity I’ve ever seen
@ALEX-POATAN18 күн бұрын
Aleatory american guys inside helicopter on war movie: "AAAARPIGIIII 🚀💥🚁
@ALPHAWOLFE1337Ай бұрын
I remember hearing an interview with an ex marine where he was asked, what's the quickest way to vaporize a human being? He responded, a direct impact from an RPG does it pretty well. It's nice to see he wasn't lying.
@damondiehl5637
Ай бұрын
To be fair, anything from a mortar on up would basically do the same thing if it hits you. Heck, a 16 inch shell doesn't even have to be all that close.
@Latvijas_shiela
Ай бұрын
@@damondiehl5637 does it detonate when it hits flesh tho? I thoight they needed impact on something hard. Wouldnt it just propell right through your body? As seen in the video it didnt explode untill it hit the cinderblocks behind
@tacticalbacon9877
Ай бұрын
Theres no such thing as an ex marine
@damondiehl5637
Ай бұрын
@@Latvijas_shiela I'm not an expert, but a modern soldier would be wearing armor or be carrying gear that would provide enough resistance to set off the trigger, although I heard about a Marine being taken to the hospital on Camp Pendleton in the 80s with a LAW rocket in him and during Iraqi Freedom there was an article about docs treating a soldier with an RPG in him. There are two safeties and it easy in the middle of a fight to forget to remove both. I remember Myth Busters shooting a van with an RPG and it went through the sheet metal on both sides before detonating on the far side of the van, but it did detonate. There is a variety of warheads, now, to include antipersonnel.
@CheesyOrteezy
Ай бұрын
Do rpg’s not have a minimum arming distance? That was basically point blank
@shinobix4925Ай бұрын
Idk what I was expecting but this was 100% worse than what I thought it would. The thing that's absolutely the wildest to me is the fact that the wound the was already fatal _before_ it exploded, the explosion that thing is known for is just overkill. I always kinda assumed (without thinking too hard) that rpgs and stuff like that would just explode on contact, maybe feeling like a split second tap or slap before killing you with the explosion, but today I was reminded that A) these things are just cannons that also blow up, and B) Cannons were already very efficient at killing long before they could blow up
@mariaangelicacoyespitia5142
Ай бұрын
It's a anti-tank weapon vs a human
@Larsg4710
Ай бұрын
It‘s Not Made for killing humans that‘s why its overkill
@TwinzLP
Ай бұрын
i wonder if it only exploded because of the bricks in the back though. Maybe it would have penetrated all the way and kept going otherwise.
@harshavardhan67813 күн бұрын
Manager: Are you okay and can able to come to work tomorrow?
@Akane_Shinde5 күн бұрын
Now whoever wants to be the doll's replacement is welcome 🙏
@olekan13512 ай бұрын
This looked EXACTLY how I expected it to and yet it still surprised me
@Tony2sips
2 ай бұрын
Lolol
@danusmc2081
2 ай бұрын
Pink Mist
@seansingh4421
Ай бұрын
Youve been to some fucked up parts of the internet haven’t you ?
@sarc9807
Ай бұрын
And it's far more disturbing than i imagined 😶🌫️
@SimonScott-vl1uu
Ай бұрын
Not exactly accurate, the round is going so fast it will plow through him and fly out of the other side.
@zacster311Ай бұрын
Gives new meaning to the term "Heartburn."
@therookie5714
Ай бұрын
That’s some wicked heart burn😂
@AdhvaithSane
Ай бұрын
Haha. Hilarious🙄. You came up with that yourself? That’s funny..
@R4ndomUser567
Ай бұрын
@@AdhvaithSaneif you didn't find it funny then you didn't need to let everyone know
@marvensdeek3476
Ай бұрын
@@R4ndomUser567 dont listen to that emo ahh femboy who hasnt laughed since 2019
@lilv7285 күн бұрын
Okay your channel is amazing this is such a sick slo-mo shot!
@user-vn1oj7vu4g16 күн бұрын
The way the torso lights up , amazing
@cheesewheele00186 ай бұрын
"hey Ferb i know what we're gonna do today"
@guyman_person
5 ай бұрын
NAHHH
@MajesticCrow747
3 ай бұрын
NO-
@dbdonyxmurct2677
2 ай бұрын
This dude
@sascho422
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@-Ryan_Gasoline-
2 ай бұрын
"Baljeet stay still"
@Rgunt8905Ай бұрын
The slow-mo gave me the false hope in favor of the second torso's survival.
@kevinforget549
Ай бұрын
Yea the debris going through it's skull really shows how crazy shrapnel is.
@GaijinGamerGirl
Ай бұрын
@kevinforget549 when your buddy gets hit so hard he becomes shrapnel 😮
@redstonemaster6264
Ай бұрын
@@kevinforget549 + RPG where a HEAT rocket
@FrostRare
Ай бұрын
Painless. Probably a moment of suffocating pressure, but only a split second like you just got winded.
@bamaman6478
Ай бұрын
@@redstonemaster6264 Nah it could use HEAT rockets but anti infantry HEFS is mostly used
@professorpandemic729510 күн бұрын
That super slo-mo shot is what my IBS cramps feel like
@vaibhavmulik809711 сағат бұрын
My Boss be like "Don't give excuses come to work tomorrow" 😂😅🎉
@Legendary_Godfather23 күн бұрын
"How it feels to chew 5 gums"
@drummerdorcas
23 күн бұрын
Fucking love this comment
@HawnkoxticBlackmorth4444
21 күн бұрын
Damn i really miss those memes, Stimulate your senses
@Bored_Zomb
20 күн бұрын
Bringing back the meme. Nice 😂
@dakotabrown4204
20 күн бұрын
How it chews to gum 5 feels. Gum Gum. Sense your stimulate.
@IJustBeMackin
20 күн бұрын
Fckn throwback with this comment lol
@NikolasSerpanosАй бұрын
“Walk it off” - High school coaches in the 90s
@aljon5947
28 күн бұрын
Rub some dirt on it
@thatdudewelove8498
25 күн бұрын
Take a salt tablet
@mozzarellamaniac6300
23 күн бұрын
Rub some saliva on it
@madebymonkeys564116 күн бұрын
Dave down the pub - 'I'd have walked that off'.😂
@anytop5topic15 күн бұрын
“It’s raining men”
@Fondell_Mike_HockАй бұрын
-"Speak English Doc, we ain't scientists!" -"I was not able to reattach the top half of his body to his lower half of his body"
@rmg480
Ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure we're dealing with more than "halves" at this point
@worm4475
Ай бұрын
Go get a mop and a bucket
@cantingvenus2
Ай бұрын
How can you even reattach something that came out of that?
@troysimmons506
Ай бұрын
This is some death clock **** 😂
@mangopian
Ай бұрын
What top half?
@mrdiggerjr5073Ай бұрын
"Stop resisting!!" . . .
@firecat5279
Ай бұрын
He stopped resisting
@nocopyright7957
Ай бұрын
*existing@@firecat5279
@Skoldpaddashell4 күн бұрын
School Nurse: "Give him an icepack and send him back to class"
@gendalfgray78893 күн бұрын
"stop slacking, go to work" "What do you mean blown to pieces? When that become an excuse?"
@mattfromwiisports4910Ай бұрын
I don’t know what I expected would happen. This is the only logical outcome
@aurelien5747
Ай бұрын
Yeah but we needed to see it to make sure
@dannydropshot9588Ай бұрын
“Walk it off.” -Every coach ever
@gabecollins5585
Ай бұрын
A band aid will fix that
@jacobburkeen833
Ай бұрын
@@gabecollins5585duct tape
@adityaraushan566317 күн бұрын
The way he is calling.... Ooh really it's mind-blowing 😅 That's the way a CBI officer talking ❤ Very calm and silent but when they comes in action 😂
@redpanda93678 күн бұрын
The slow-mo squelching…chefs 💋
@Cysco8575Ай бұрын
The first guy may not even feel a thing, however the guy behind...
@zenus4270
26 күн бұрын
Not to mention the psychological trauma that would cause as well. 🙁
@Cysco8575
26 күн бұрын
@@zenus4270 Yeah, if he survives for that matter.
@AntonMonster
26 күн бұрын
He got PTSD and second hand shrapnel 😅
@Xx0ME0xX
25 күн бұрын
@@Cysco8575 he wouldn't, doesn't a piece of the cinder block go straight into his skull?
@Cysco8575
25 күн бұрын
@@Xx0ME0xX It depends what is in front of you when the the first guy explodes, it can end you quickly if you are close enough and something destroy your head or it can be horribly painful if you're unlucky enough to "survive" the first impact.
@andrewpestotnik5495Ай бұрын
Ah, the most practical home defense weapon
@pauljefferrson399214 күн бұрын
That was horrific. 😳 Great video.
@benjaminkevin190113 күн бұрын
I love how the light from the explosion fully illuminates the gel before anything else occurs. Siiiick
@primestraider618Ай бұрын
Bro's mind: RPG? I can dodge it Bro's body: I disagree
@Berkenheim01
Ай бұрын
What do you mean I can't rocket jump?
@primestraider618
Ай бұрын
soldier from TF2🗿
@AdhvaithSane
Ай бұрын
@@Berkenheim01 “Rocket Jump?! That sounds dangerous” -Pharah
@wonkydonk9073Ай бұрын
There's something morbidly comical about bro's head just casually plopping to the ground about 4 seconds after the rest of him is subjected to instantaneous de-existing.
@brandondirocco9816
Ай бұрын
It's the sound
@VincitOmniaVeritas7
Ай бұрын
That was straight out of a Mortal Kombat fatality! 😂
@leomartinez14344 күн бұрын
My man was a light bulb for a nanosecond there lmao
@0The_Farlander02 күн бұрын
"hey can you watch my torsos for a few minutes while i run into the store real quick"
@demetrikrotchlikmiov156421 күн бұрын
“Hey im Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass!”
@jimmynascimento85
18 күн бұрын
"Hey, i'm Steve-o and this is 'Play RPG'".
@aestheticterritory
17 күн бұрын
We are not welcomed into the show, if we should sacrifice our lives.
@VLeite777
11 күн бұрын
Hahahaha bruh, underrated comment.
@harryg2484Ай бұрын
Medic: "Take an Ibuprofen and walk it off"
@TheTurinturumbar
Ай бұрын
And drink some water.
@ilyamondrowski2649Күн бұрын
I think you cleaned up pretty well
@KroatienSS5 күн бұрын
NOW THAT!!! …is what I call A MODERN ART!!!❤
@zombie-parts2 ай бұрын
“You still coming into work today?”
@MeesumAliAbbasi
2 ай бұрын
No I will take a sick leave today 😂
@MeesumAliAbbasi
2 ай бұрын
@@GD15555 I am shattered in pieces......will it work now 🙂
@whatcher8151
2 ай бұрын
Your fired, literally
@Dylan-Dead
2 ай бұрын
😂😭
@esyupcankoc4175
2 ай бұрын
😂
@cr0n0us_422 күн бұрын
That small piece of rock went through that second guys skulls wow looks mental
@AjEdw
20 күн бұрын
Looks like rock to me 🗿 (Joke)
@MrJamesRustle
19 күн бұрын
Shoulda put a vest on.
@pierrecluzeaud4845
19 күн бұрын
Second torso : "seriously bro ?"
@rmbarnes672
18 күн бұрын
If there wasn't cinder blocks behind the target the rocket probably wouldn't have exploded.
@alesgc1145
18 күн бұрын
No es lo mismo que el cuerpo de una persona 🙄
@mr.luicifer634310 күн бұрын
Im going to show this to my son if i ever have one and tell him this is what heartbreak feels like
@booniehat1461Күн бұрын
What Google says I have when I search up what is causing my chest pain:
@lordvoxelrot8834Ай бұрын
"This ring makes me immune to your vile magic, wizard. Try and defeat me in combat now--"
@demiurgusgodofform8589
Ай бұрын
The wizard can't kill you with Fireball, so he whips out the Dwarven "Farcaster" shoulder cannon loaded with a glass cannon ball filled with Alchemist's Fire. Wizard: "Oh, I'm terribly sorry. You when saying?" Other guy: "...."
@iamalaskan.bornandraised21 күн бұрын
“okay, make sure you bring a doctors note”
@ItsShatter7 күн бұрын
“Maybe he’s okay!”
@killeanmcchesney513812 күн бұрын
I get the feeling that that’s gonna be a closed casket funeral for some reason
Пікірлер: 11 000
"are you still coming to work though?"
@some_cool_random_guy
Ай бұрын
yes
@Astro-X
Ай бұрын
Yes, I'm a million pieces now but it can be more efficient I can do more than one task at once
@ademeta1994
Ай бұрын
Yes, just need to pull myself together first
@ryanrazo
Ай бұрын
If that is Ralph Wolf, then yes, he is still coming to work.
@the_regulator1145
Ай бұрын
@@ademeta1994you fucker. You beat me to it.
Wishing him a speedy recovery
@snoopdogg4844
Ай бұрын
Bro is liliraly 20000 roasted pieces
@alfredbautista3165
Ай бұрын
The other guy? 😁
@tapassahoo6577
Ай бұрын
Your wish will be listened. Plot twist: He is 'Deadpool' 🤣😂🤣
@fcgHenden
Ай бұрын
Not sure they can fully recover him.
@JrDynamiteMusic
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
Now we know how them GTA NPCs and cops feel
@brianhoare3190
Күн бұрын
I dont think they felt much
@MFkool1
Күн бұрын
🤭🤣🤣🤣😂
@MFkool1
Күн бұрын
🤣🤭😂😂😂😂
"They're gonna bury what's left of ya in a soup can!"
@Moonstone-Redux
17 күн бұрын
"Awww they're gonna have to glue you back together... ...IN HELL!"
@bluewink1646
11 күн бұрын
“EUGHEUGH I’M JUST A ONE-EYED BLOODY MONSTER!” *muttering*
@aybi-qe1um
Күн бұрын
@@bluewink1646tell me you have no brainwithout telling me you have no brain 😂
@nationalnewschannel8241
9 сағат бұрын
That wasn’t a real round there was no rocket propellant
@sunshine_tidings6983
9 сағат бұрын
This almost feels like a Tony Hawk's Underground reference? "You miss your ollie, they'll be sending you back to Jersey in a CAWFEY can!"
“Your injuries are not service related.”
@matthewrussell4679
Ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀
@user-stalin1879
Ай бұрын
🙂➡️😵➡️💀
@Sidewinder528
Ай бұрын
Lol
@AxlPatrol
Ай бұрын
I came here to find this comment.
@F3ND1MUS
23 күн бұрын
Get better lawyers
"Tell me truth doc... how bad is it?!"
@Nixn_From_Da_Hood
Ай бұрын
"Tis but a scratch"
@spotpotama6261
Ай бұрын
*takes deep sip from drink* “It’s not good”
@MarcoAntonioColioGallardo
Ай бұрын
"I think there's nothing to worry about"
@genome7970
Ай бұрын
GTA 5 Doctor: I just need a couple figures
@therealspyfromtf2
Ай бұрын
"Oh don't be a baby, ribs grow back."
School nurse: here have some ice
@mh1970
5 күн бұрын
And lay down for 30 minutes
"Don't be afraid to ask questions." What happened to the guy who asked questions:
Being a ballistic gel torso looks like dangerous work
@1v1dogfights81
Ай бұрын
Sometimes it's a blast.
@goodquestion1209
Ай бұрын
@@1v1dogfights81😡
@tunesbro3060
Ай бұрын
Don’t worry he gets danger pay my bro Rick asf
@cleaner900playz
Ай бұрын
he wont have to work for long
@marckcf9600
Ай бұрын
It's not always this bad
As a doctor I can confirm there's a chance those injuries would be fatal.
@geronimo5537
Ай бұрын
but could not be determined as lethal until professional medical care at the hospital.
@Chris-vt6nl
Ай бұрын
Are you a real doctor😂chances of injuries?the dummy got annihilated and ripped to pieces
@NickTaylor-Phantom-Works2
Ай бұрын
@Chris-vt6nl of course I'm not a real doctor, I was being sarcastic. If I was a real doctor, I'd be far too busy prescribing vastly overpriced drugs - ahem...sorry - 'medicines', at the behest of Big Pharma. Drugs [damn it] MEDICINES that they definitely didn't stumble across looking for one thing, only to discover an accidental side effect that has a 5% chance of helping 2% of people with an entirely DIFFERENT illness, but that "hey fuck it, we can make a killing selling this shit to idiots." See what I did there? Or maybe you didn't... EDITED FOR GRAMMAR.
@NickTaylor-Phantom-Works2
Ай бұрын
@@Chris-vt6nlof course I'm not a real doctor. If I were, I'd be far too busy prescribing vastly overpriced drugs - ahem, sorry - 'medicines" - at the behest of Big Pharma. Drugs [damn it] MEDICINES, that they stumbled across while looking for something else, that help 5% of people 2% of the time. See what I did there? Or maybe not...
@Sergiuss555
Ай бұрын
First funny comment
School be like: Just put an Ice pack on it and head back to class 💀
Bro became Omnipresent ☠️
"It's just a prank bro chill." The prank in question:
@perkingsnkabyo354
Ай бұрын
😂
“Sorry that I have $100 of taxes I haven’t paid, I had to feed my children” IRS:
@joshuanorthey2026
Ай бұрын
Are you 12? In reality if you don’t pay $100 in taxes the irs sends you a notice and like a $0.18 late fee.
@davikleinpaul
Ай бұрын
@@joshuanorthey2026 bruh and you couldn’t understand a joke, quite childish behavior if you ask me.
@joshuanorthey2026
Ай бұрын
@@davikleinpaul What is the joke? The IRS is literally extremely lenient with non-payers and late-payers. It just sounds like you have no fucking idea what you are talking about.
@roderickclerk5904
Ай бұрын
@@joshuanorthey2026 ok slay queen
@itsabodh
Ай бұрын
Lmaoooo so unfortunate that a H&R Block agent read this joke 😂😂
“Because depending on the time, he might be in one spot, or several.” - The Joker
@wet-read
Күн бұрын
If we're going to play games, I'm gonna need a cup of coffee.
"The VA has determined that your injuries are not service related"
“Mild chest pain”
@dirt_farmer958
6 күн бұрын
Seems like he no longer has any.
@sudeshkumar4836
5 күн бұрын
@@dirt_farmer958pain or chest?
@dirt_farmer958
5 күн бұрын
@@sudeshkumar4836 That unfortunate gelatin dude got obliterated. He's been reduced to pieces and chunks of his former self. No longer exists and serves his purpose. Which is being cannon fodder for an RPG to unalive the inanimate replica representation of a person.
"First of all you need to keep calm"
@millergoon8909
Ай бұрын
I think it blew because it hit the concrete wall in the back I mean the projectile look like it was about to tear him through 🤔
@creepager1510
29 күн бұрын
That's gonna leave a mark
@Solobuddy
8 күн бұрын
@@creepager1510leave a what ?
@creepager1510
8 күн бұрын
@@infinitezavok3578 insert markiplier drop kicking you
Achmed's wife: Where's our son. Achmed: He's over there, over there, and up there.
In anime, you'll see this shit, and somehow the characters still said that it misses their vital organs, so they'll live.
For a millisecond he turned into the Ghost Rider.
@captnwinkle
18 күн бұрын
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJ And ride he did
@brandoncortezemmanuel357
14 күн бұрын
*bad to the bone guitar riff*
@holorn1280
13 күн бұрын
Then to just ghost
@vailic5022
13 күн бұрын
@@holorn1280 💀
@juanmunoz8524
13 күн бұрын
😂😂😂 bruh!!!!@@brandoncortezemmanuel357
“I finally found the cure for cancer-“ The Government:
@Danielsyn665
Ай бұрын
Real😂
@_Leifou
Ай бұрын
the government: he jumped from a fifth floor 😞
@igotCHSandcantsmokenomore
Ай бұрын
I found a way electricity could be free
@EpistemicAnthony
Ай бұрын
Canada
@iknowmyenglishsucksbutfock2081
Ай бұрын
suicide
As a doctor,give that man some ice and two days to walk it off
The good Ole game of rock, paper, face.
"Yo bro is there friendly fire?" "I don't know let me check" Edit: how did this comment blow up that much
@herok4306
Ай бұрын
He will be having a never ending search and for sure he will not be able to determine 🥱😂😂
@geronimo5537
Ай бұрын
totally the second dummy in the video is the one asking this question
@philippedrolet612
Ай бұрын
Did he suffer
@user-kc1wx2xp4t
Ай бұрын
Fr
@fromaggio7654
Ай бұрын
I dont wanna do this man but we gotta dump the quaaludes
"I like you as a friend..."
@zrl1017
21 күн бұрын
Dude… seriously tho.
@facundovaz2439
21 күн бұрын
But we're friends though
@heaven568
21 күн бұрын
Exactly
@WilliamMeyer
21 күн бұрын
"I like you as a brother..."
@RandomEmperor
11 күн бұрын
Uncle*
The VA: your injuries are officially declared non military related
“THE DRIVER IS UNCONSCIOUS!” The Driver in question:
“We can rebuild him, we have the technology”
@V4Now
Ай бұрын
But I don't want to spend a lot of money...🤔
@basara3444
Ай бұрын
Só restou alguns pedaços do cérebro irmão
@therookie5714
Ай бұрын
You gonna need a lot of technology 💀
@MigueluchoLibre
24 күн бұрын
You got a time machine?
"We've determined that your injuries are not service related." -The VA
@jakeydeefpv
2 ай бұрын
The death might be service related though... But look at me in my eyes, we aren't and you're not claiming that on any life insurance policies though, okay? We're going to be nice and take care of you. We're going to give you $35,000. Have a good night. We're potentially, sorry that you might have lost someone or something in the course of the previous 3 months.
@puggins1
2 ай бұрын
but here's some motrin & a waiver for 2 hours of light duty...
@bigbad6983
2 ай бұрын
Yes, that sounds like the official response. Brstds.
@jasonchiu272
Ай бұрын
"While you're at it, we asked a school nurse to help bring some ice packs and a band aid to put on your wound. Any questions? Have a good day!"
@projectsdonepoorly1383
Ай бұрын
Stop this boring joke already, enough get a new one
Why did I hear bad to the bones during that slow motion of the skull? 😭 😭 😭
"It's a gift. It's your parting gift, in that it will part you; part of you here, a part of you there, and a part of you waaaay over there... _Staining the wall."_ -Lord Shen, Kung Fu Panda 2
Dude switched majors from biology to meteorology
‘Do it Quill, I can take it’
@instinct7393
Ай бұрын
lmaooo
@IluminousOne-9.7.2
Ай бұрын
-No you can't!
@elementmanexe8389
Ай бұрын
@@IluminousOne-9.7.2they're right, he can't
@FelineFern2019
Ай бұрын
Listen what master do you serve!
@iknowmyenglishsucksbutfock2081
Ай бұрын
thor ? big guy not that good looking?
"please, don't shoot in the face so you don't mess with my funeral" OKAY!
Bro said “ I KNOW THE SECRETS OF THE GOVER-💥
I am not a doctor, but i think that would bring you an significant emotional event for sure.
@deathangel5317
Ай бұрын
A not an…but yeah I think I have a sore puss the next day for sure
@roguegen5536
Ай бұрын
Gonna need more than a smilely face band-aid and a lolipop for this one.
@Fede0779
Ай бұрын
Far worse than that , 110% sure
@manoharannachimuthu6142
Ай бұрын
I'm no english professor, but I think you are supposed to use 'a' instead of 'an'
@starship2023
Ай бұрын
That wasn't even a real RPG. If it was, you would barely see it move before hitting it's target blow up before it digs that deep in the torso and most notably wound see a hot motlen copper stream shoot out after the explosion
"The gunner is unconcious!!" the gunner:
@explodingpotatosforeveryone
Ай бұрын
The red commander behind him:
@The_Mythical_Potato
Ай бұрын
The loader next to him:
@deedar4530
Ай бұрын
YES, A HIT!
@zmaic74
Ай бұрын
Technically, he is.
@chrisl_4136
Ай бұрын
"🗣 Attack the D point" aaahhh quote
The explosion was so intense that even the second torso got damaged.
What's even more terrifying is the sheer lethality from the _CONCRETE._ Shrapnel should never be underestimated.
“Where’s he at?” “Uh he’s over there…there….and there…oh and some up there.”
@TheOrcaArchive
20 күн бұрын
Now that was funny 🤣🤣
@breomabuccado7041
18 күн бұрын
😂😂😂I'm dead
@shaider1982
18 күн бұрын
He is here, there, and everywhere🤣
@joshuaowolabi1298
18 күн бұрын
JESUS 😂😂😂
@texanpink6998
18 күн бұрын
@@shaider1982who you gonna call except your psychic friend Fred bear
...All the King's horses, and all the King's men.
@noregrets5258
Ай бұрын
Couldn't put humpty together again.
@alexalvarez6351
Ай бұрын
Joe mama
@TheREPPIX
Ай бұрын
@@alexalvarez6351 ha! Too slow
@KangarooJoeMama
Ай бұрын
Humpty wasn’t the issue, yes he did fall. But what you don’t know is that humpty wasn’t on a wall. The government created the illusion that humpty that him having a great fall means he fell off a high wall. In fact that is a lie. Eggs can survive falling on grass. Humpty did not fall on grass instead on the ground in the direction of the horses. Meaning, humpty was pushed off the wall by force. The kings men could not put him together because it was a setup. Humpty dumpster was assassinated. Dun dun duuuuuun idk maybe? Just a silly thought I had
@huntercleveland7950
20 күн бұрын
danhextor7436. Can they ever put the world back together again, before we reach the end
“There’s a f***ing rocket in him, sir” “Othic! Cool off! There’s live ordinance here!”
"We have determined your injuries to not be service-related."
Steven Seagal would be like "I've been survivng getting shot by RPG-7's for like 77 years."
@BojackHex
Ай бұрын
"I remember one time in my past as a Black Ops agent undercover as a Yakuza, when I deflected an RPG-7 rocket with nothing but my bare hands and blew up seven guys while protecting the Maharaja" or some convoluted crap like that
@philleotardo1500
Ай бұрын
Steven Seagal would also be like “in fact, I remember, somewhere outside of Rio De Janeiro, I actually taught the RPG-7 how to blow up a human torso. It took him practice but with my dojo he learned a lot and became very disciplined under my council.”
@larrycumbo2023
Ай бұрын
Biden will say he invented it
@The_ZeroLine
Ай бұрын
He’d be like I remember how many girls I’ve SA’ed using the threat of an RPG-7.
“Pain is just weakness leaving the body”
@coloneljoshuachamberlain3788
25 күн бұрын
Along with everything else
@Firegolza645
25 күн бұрын
painis
@hanson544
23 күн бұрын
It’s over too fast for there to be any pain lol
@self-proclaimedanimator
22 күн бұрын
@@Firegolza645Jane Doe
@pippleyfisching9214
22 күн бұрын
Great movie
Somebody spilled their manshake.
Absolutely terrifying. His whole body became a lamp
So thats why resident evil bosses dont stand a chance against an rpg
@WarVeteran213
Ай бұрын
Ikr
@ctdieselnut
Ай бұрын
Mortal combat voice* "BRUTALITY!!"
@TheTurinturumbar
Ай бұрын
...most things don't stand a chance to a rpg.
@jeremyg2236
26 күн бұрын
unless they have supernatural/magically enhanced body, then yeah
Homie: “Bro, just talk to her. The worst she can say is no…” Crush:
@gabrieleborgosano9072
Ай бұрын
Why is this so underrated
@generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895
Ай бұрын
Been there done that
@Buggaeman
Ай бұрын
Damn best comment on KZread 💀
@ProductBasement
Ай бұрын
Too real
@4m4n40
Ай бұрын
I’d rather take this than ultimate rejection
"Wherever he is? Looks like he's all over the place." Tropic Thunder 2008.
“Finish him” This guy
"You flinched haha" What the bro did to me:
@TeraChad23
21 күн бұрын
Underrated asf
@theconmantube3449
21 күн бұрын
Erm. What the bro
@gmmc4247
21 күн бұрын
No@@TeraChad23
@victor2fast232
21 күн бұрын
Bro 💀 😂
I could survive that. I'm built different
@therookie5714
Ай бұрын
Lol sounds like me
@shaneburke7356
Ай бұрын
Built different? Nah bro you’d be built like a 2 year olds birthday cake that his parents gave him to eat by himself so they could take pictures of him tearing into it.
@forkempty
29 күн бұрын
You're just like me fr
Best example of temporary cavity I’ve ever seen
Aleatory american guys inside helicopter on war movie: "AAAARPIGIIII 🚀💥🚁
I remember hearing an interview with an ex marine where he was asked, what's the quickest way to vaporize a human being? He responded, a direct impact from an RPG does it pretty well. It's nice to see he wasn't lying.
@damondiehl5637
Ай бұрын
To be fair, anything from a mortar on up would basically do the same thing if it hits you. Heck, a 16 inch shell doesn't even have to be all that close.
@Latvijas_shiela
Ай бұрын
@@damondiehl5637 does it detonate when it hits flesh tho? I thoight they needed impact on something hard. Wouldnt it just propell right through your body? As seen in the video it didnt explode untill it hit the cinderblocks behind
@tacticalbacon9877
Ай бұрын
Theres no such thing as an ex marine
@damondiehl5637
Ай бұрын
@@Latvijas_shiela I'm not an expert, but a modern soldier would be wearing armor or be carrying gear that would provide enough resistance to set off the trigger, although I heard about a Marine being taken to the hospital on Camp Pendleton in the 80s with a LAW rocket in him and during Iraqi Freedom there was an article about docs treating a soldier with an RPG in him. There are two safeties and it easy in the middle of a fight to forget to remove both. I remember Myth Busters shooting a van with an RPG and it went through the sheet metal on both sides before detonating on the far side of the van, but it did detonate. There is a variety of warheads, now, to include antipersonnel.
@CheesyOrteezy
Ай бұрын
Do rpg’s not have a minimum arming distance? That was basically point blank
Idk what I was expecting but this was 100% worse than what I thought it would. The thing that's absolutely the wildest to me is the fact that the wound the was already fatal _before_ it exploded, the explosion that thing is known for is just overkill. I always kinda assumed (without thinking too hard) that rpgs and stuff like that would just explode on contact, maybe feeling like a split second tap or slap before killing you with the explosion, but today I was reminded that A) these things are just cannons that also blow up, and B) Cannons were already very efficient at killing long before they could blow up
@mariaangelicacoyespitia5142
Ай бұрын
It's a anti-tank weapon vs a human
@Larsg4710
Ай бұрын
It‘s Not Made for killing humans that‘s why its overkill
@TwinzLP
Ай бұрын
i wonder if it only exploded because of the bricks in the back though. Maybe it would have penetrated all the way and kept going otherwise.
Manager: Are you okay and can able to come to work tomorrow?
Now whoever wants to be the doll's replacement is welcome 🙏
This looked EXACTLY how I expected it to and yet it still surprised me
@Tony2sips
2 ай бұрын
Lolol
@danusmc2081
2 ай бұрын
Pink Mist
@seansingh4421
Ай бұрын
Youve been to some fucked up parts of the internet haven’t you ?
@sarc9807
Ай бұрын
And it's far more disturbing than i imagined 😶🌫️
@SimonScott-vl1uu
Ай бұрын
Not exactly accurate, the round is going so fast it will plow through him and fly out of the other side.
Gives new meaning to the term "Heartburn."
@therookie5714
Ай бұрын
That’s some wicked heart burn😂
@AdhvaithSane
Ай бұрын
Haha. Hilarious🙄. You came up with that yourself? That’s funny..
@R4ndomUser567
Ай бұрын
@@AdhvaithSaneif you didn't find it funny then you didn't need to let everyone know
@marvensdeek3476
Ай бұрын
@@R4ndomUser567 dont listen to that emo ahh femboy who hasnt laughed since 2019
Okay your channel is amazing this is such a sick slo-mo shot!
The way the torso lights up , amazing
"hey Ferb i know what we're gonna do today"
@guyman_person
5 ай бұрын
NAHHH
@MajesticCrow747
3 ай бұрын
NO-
@dbdonyxmurct2677
2 ай бұрын
This dude
@sascho422
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@-Ryan_Gasoline-
2 ай бұрын
"Baljeet stay still"
The slow-mo gave me the false hope in favor of the second torso's survival.
@kevinforget549
Ай бұрын
Yea the debris going through it's skull really shows how crazy shrapnel is.
@GaijinGamerGirl
Ай бұрын
@kevinforget549 when your buddy gets hit so hard he becomes shrapnel 😮
@redstonemaster6264
Ай бұрын
@@kevinforget549 + RPG where a HEAT rocket
@FrostRare
Ай бұрын
Painless. Probably a moment of suffocating pressure, but only a split second like you just got winded.
@bamaman6478
Ай бұрын
@@redstonemaster6264 Nah it could use HEAT rockets but anti infantry HEFS is mostly used
That super slo-mo shot is what my IBS cramps feel like
My Boss be like "Don't give excuses come to work tomorrow" 😂😅🎉
"How it feels to chew 5 gums"
@drummerdorcas
23 күн бұрын
Fucking love this comment
@HawnkoxticBlackmorth4444
21 күн бұрын
Damn i really miss those memes, Stimulate your senses
@Bored_Zomb
20 күн бұрын
Bringing back the meme. Nice 😂
@dakotabrown4204
20 күн бұрын
How it chews to gum 5 feels. Gum Gum. Sense your stimulate.
@IJustBeMackin
20 күн бұрын
Fckn throwback with this comment lol
“Walk it off” - High school coaches in the 90s
@aljon5947
28 күн бұрын
Rub some dirt on it
@thatdudewelove8498
25 күн бұрын
Take a salt tablet
@mozzarellamaniac6300
23 күн бұрын
Rub some saliva on it
Dave down the pub - 'I'd have walked that off'.😂
“It’s raining men”
-"Speak English Doc, we ain't scientists!" -"I was not able to reattach the top half of his body to his lower half of his body"
@rmg480
Ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure we're dealing with more than "halves" at this point
@worm4475
Ай бұрын
Go get a mop and a bucket
@cantingvenus2
Ай бұрын
How can you even reattach something that came out of that?
@troysimmons506
Ай бұрын
This is some death clock **** 😂
@mangopian
Ай бұрын
What top half?
"Stop resisting!!" . . .
@firecat5279
Ай бұрын
He stopped resisting
@nocopyright7957
Ай бұрын
*existing@@firecat5279
School Nurse: "Give him an icepack and send him back to class"
"stop slacking, go to work" "What do you mean blown to pieces? When that become an excuse?"
I don’t know what I expected would happen. This is the only logical outcome
@aurelien5747
Ай бұрын
Yeah but we needed to see it to make sure
“Walk it off.” -Every coach ever
@gabecollins5585
Ай бұрын
A band aid will fix that
@jacobburkeen833
Ай бұрын
@@gabecollins5585duct tape
The way he is calling.... Ooh really it's mind-blowing 😅 That's the way a CBI officer talking ❤ Very calm and silent but when they comes in action 😂
The slow-mo squelching…chefs 💋
The first guy may not even feel a thing, however the guy behind...
@zenus4270
26 күн бұрын
Not to mention the psychological trauma that would cause as well. 🙁
@Cysco8575
26 күн бұрын
@@zenus4270 Yeah, if he survives for that matter.
@AntonMonster
26 күн бұрын
He got PTSD and second hand shrapnel 😅
@Xx0ME0xX
25 күн бұрын
@@Cysco8575 he wouldn't, doesn't a piece of the cinder block go straight into his skull?
@Cysco8575
25 күн бұрын
@@Xx0ME0xX It depends what is in front of you when the the first guy explodes, it can end you quickly if you are close enough and something destroy your head or it can be horribly painful if you're unlucky enough to "survive" the first impact.
Ah, the most practical home defense weapon
That was horrific. 😳 Great video.
I love how the light from the explosion fully illuminates the gel before anything else occurs. Siiiick
Bro's mind: RPG? I can dodge it Bro's body: I disagree
@Berkenheim01
Ай бұрын
What do you mean I can't rocket jump?
@primestraider618
Ай бұрын
soldier from TF2🗿
@AdhvaithSane
Ай бұрын
@@Berkenheim01 “Rocket Jump?! That sounds dangerous” -Pharah
There's something morbidly comical about bro's head just casually plopping to the ground about 4 seconds after the rest of him is subjected to instantaneous de-existing.
@brandondirocco9816
Ай бұрын
It's the sound
@VincitOmniaVeritas7
Ай бұрын
That was straight out of a Mortal Kombat fatality! 😂
My man was a light bulb for a nanosecond there lmao
"hey can you watch my torsos for a few minutes while i run into the store real quick"
“Hey im Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass!”
@jimmynascimento85
18 күн бұрын
"Hey, i'm Steve-o and this is 'Play RPG'".
@aestheticterritory
17 күн бұрын
We are not welcomed into the show, if we should sacrifice our lives.
@VLeite777
11 күн бұрын
Hahahaha bruh, underrated comment.
Medic: "Take an Ibuprofen and walk it off"
@TheTurinturumbar
Ай бұрын
And drink some water.
I think you cleaned up pretty well
NOW THAT!!! …is what I call A MODERN ART!!!❤
“You still coming into work today?”
@MeesumAliAbbasi
2 ай бұрын
No I will take a sick leave today 😂
@MeesumAliAbbasi
2 ай бұрын
@@GD15555 I am shattered in pieces......will it work now 🙂
@whatcher8151
2 ай бұрын
Your fired, literally
@Dylan-Dead
2 ай бұрын
😂😭
@esyupcankoc4175
2 ай бұрын
😂
That small piece of rock went through that second guys skulls wow looks mental
@AjEdw
20 күн бұрын
Looks like rock to me 🗿 (Joke)
@MrJamesRustle
19 күн бұрын
Shoulda put a vest on.
@pierrecluzeaud4845
19 күн бұрын
Second torso : "seriously bro ?"
@rmbarnes672
18 күн бұрын
If there wasn't cinder blocks behind the target the rocket probably wouldn't have exploded.
@alesgc1145
18 күн бұрын
No es lo mismo que el cuerpo de una persona 🙄
Im going to show this to my son if i ever have one and tell him this is what heartbreak feels like
What Google says I have when I search up what is causing my chest pain:
"This ring makes me immune to your vile magic, wizard. Try and defeat me in combat now--"
@demiurgusgodofform8589
Ай бұрын
The wizard can't kill you with Fireball, so he whips out the Dwarven "Farcaster" shoulder cannon loaded with a glass cannon ball filled with Alchemist's Fire. Wizard: "Oh, I'm terribly sorry. You when saying?" Other guy: "...."
“okay, make sure you bring a doctors note”
“Maybe he’s okay!”
I get the feeling that that’s gonna be a closed casket funeral for some reason