Roy & HG - The Dream (Sydney 2000 Olympics, Men's Gymnastics Commentary)

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HOLY 240p BATMAN!
I managed to save this video before the last uploader either deleted it or took it down. Some priceless commentary from Roy & HG and their 2000 Sydney Olympic segment called The Dream.
These guys are known for their 'improv' ability and, as we see here, making up effectively a new improvised commentary based on the sport's language/jargon, and in typical dry Aussie wit. Think of the commentary like 'fanking'... everything is based around "that" area.
Excuse the poor quality - we really weren't in a high-def age back then (20+ years ago)
Edit: I've rectified the utter garble that the CC was putting out... never seen so much rubbish generated by an "artificial intelligence". It's probably because the AI is American; naturally doesn't understand one Aussie speaker, let alone two. Anyway that's fixed now, and I've altered the text as best as I can to fit the timings (and the commentary as well).
#flatbag
#helloboys
#batteredsav

Пікірлер: 87

  • @STAG162
    @STAG1622 жыл бұрын

    Many thanks for watching some vintage Roy & HG commentary. I get why we love it, but this is my only video I have on them. So in the interests of sending KZread's Analytics the right signals, unless you're interested in the rest of my channel and its content (which I know many of you aren't), can I please ask that you NOT subscribe to my channel JUST FOR THIS VIDEO. Instead, just stick it in your Favourites folder as I won't be taking it down. I don't ask people to unsubscribe from my channel, but to give KZread the right "messages", if you've subscribed to my channel for only this video, please unsub and just Fave the video instead. Thanks again for watching.

  • @quindanning
    @quindanning2 жыл бұрын

    Bangs the flute into the floor for another battered sav and offers the toolbox to the judge.

  • @belladoran222

    @belladoran222

    11 ай бұрын

    Amen I say . Amen. May the party boies continue on. 🙏

  • @controloz3310
    @controloz3310 Жыл бұрын

    This was worldwide at the time. They were showing the dream in Times Square NYC. Just genius stuff.

  • @PassionJo777

    @PassionJo777

    10 ай бұрын

    VERY cool

  • @kenwatson5562

    @kenwatson5562

    10 ай бұрын

    Hey bro, fcuk NYC, Taumarunui mid North Island town New Zealand bro. Ya missed so much bro. Be there next year bro. Ok bro.

  • @boydmaddocks838
    @boydmaddocks83811 ай бұрын

    Rampaging Roy & HG Nelson are National treasures !

  • @11Acky
    @11Acky2 жыл бұрын

    Everyone wanted to get on that show, the Americans loved it

  • @tribalstrengthacademy3777
    @tribalstrengthacademy37772 жыл бұрын

    If any persons in the history of reporting on sports should and must , get a gold medal.... well , it has to be Roy and HG. Well done boys, and keep up the good work

  • @msf1967
    @msf19672 жыл бұрын

    Banging the flute and the flat bag just about kills me.

  • @jonathancartwheelfruitloop3071

    @jonathancartwheelfruitloop3071

    2 жыл бұрын

    The hello boys always kills me

  • @akawhippy
    @akawhippy3 жыл бұрын

    That “Hello Boys” kills me every time!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @archerblake7583
    @archerblake75833 жыл бұрын

    Bring back Roy & HG... they're the real gold!

  • @Fitzroyfallz

    @Fitzroyfallz

    Жыл бұрын

    They haven’t gone away. They have a show on ABC radio on weekends

  • @stacey7529
    @stacey75293 жыл бұрын

    20 years on and it's still hilarious 😆 flat bag

  • @HSimon1981
    @HSimon19813 жыл бұрын

    Tremendous strength in that battered sav he really enjoys that he's holding it beautifully must be swelling already

  • @ozsportscardcollector4720
    @ozsportscardcollector47202 жыл бұрын

    This was some of Roy and HG's best work. Very original and extremely funny.

  • @tonytiger943
    @tonytiger9434 жыл бұрын

    Thank you so much for sharing this. It doesn’t feel like 20 years ago. Roy and HG were the best commentators. Absolute Aussie humour at its best. Our country isn’t this much fun anymore. Said he, having moved to Scotland. You know what I mean anyway. This is Australia when it was still Australia. Made me very, very happy to see this. Please don’t let IOC take it away. It’s yours and ours 🇦🇺

  • @Fitzroyfallz

    @Fitzroyfallz

    Жыл бұрын

    Roy and HG still do commentary on ABC radio on weekends

  • @kellyelrington5663
    @kellyelrington566311 ай бұрын

    Still brings tears of laughter to my eyes.

  • @leanneblake4248
    @leanneblake42485 ай бұрын

    Thankyou for sharing . It brought back such funny memories.

  • @STAG162

    @STAG162

    5 ай бұрын

    thanks for watching.

  • @STAG162
    @STAG1624 жыл бұрын

    The IOC in their infinite wisdom have decided that they want to claim copyright on this content, which is fair I suppose, but I'm not taking it down. This is vintage funnies from legendary commentators, and to remove it would be an injustice and a disservice to those who remember the 2000 Olympics in Sydney. Flatbag.

  • @raysubsonic

    @raysubsonic

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hello Boys!

  • @michaelellis8726

    @michaelellis8726

    2 жыл бұрын

    You have fair use for satire

  • @STAG162

    @STAG162

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@michaelellis8726 I'll be looking into that, thanks.

  • @MattExzy

    @MattExzy

    2 жыл бұрын

    The IOC just want to suck the fun out of anything to do with the Olympics. I hope they read this comment - you're a bunch of sad old fossils, and you have no savs.

  • @1998TDM
    @1998TDMАй бұрын

    That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Once you click you can;t unclick.

  • @scottb6210
    @scottb62102 ай бұрын

    So funny. Hello boys, crazy date, party date, flat bag and battered sav 🤣🤣🤣. Just gold!

  • @TimKellySportsHighlights
    @TimKellySportsHighlights4 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant. I came looking for this. Best sports commentary of all time.

  • @STAG162

    @STAG162

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm so glad I saved it.

  • @TimKellySportsHighlights

    @TimKellySportsHighlights

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@STAG162 simply brilliant.. tears :) I remember this series so well. Thanks for posting :)

  • @TimKellySportsHighlights

    @TimKellySportsHighlights

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@STAG162 I use to have the series on VHS, but that's long gone now. Great memories.. best comedy moments I've witnessed. :)

  • @STAG162

    @STAG162

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@TimKellySportsHighlights yeah these guys are genuises at smappy improv commentary.

  • @Goralyna123
    @Goralyna1232 жыл бұрын

    Roy and H G, did such a great job in 2000. Their gymnastics commentaries were gold, and the romance of Greco-Roman wrestling. Their footy commentary was awesome, too. Remember Club Buggery?😂

  • @brianvanvriends
    @brianvanvriends2 жыл бұрын

    Fuck that's GOLD!

  • @paulolsen237
    @paulolsen2374 жыл бұрын

    So good.After all these years,it’s still hilarious.👌👌

  • @adamstamp5386

    @adamstamp5386

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣👍👍

  • @cwegers3
    @cwegers3 Жыл бұрын

    Definitely a couple of the funniest people on the planet , and absolutely, salt of the earth Australian.

  • @JPI9807
    @JPI980711 ай бұрын

    Prob best commentary in the history of sport 🤣

  • @adamclarke7394
    @adamclarke73943 жыл бұрын

    Crazy date and the battered sav. Those guys are all class. Roy and HG were a classic team. Thank you for posting this video. I hope that the IOC leaves you alone.

  • @STAG162

    @STAG162

    3 жыл бұрын

    thanks mate. yeah the IOC still deem this as "their content" because it was their event, and I'm just the re-uploading host. but I won't let that take away from the glorious humour of these classic comedians.

  • @adamclarke7394

    @adamclarke7394

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@STAG162 The IOC does make me laugh. After the way that they handled the Tokyo postponement, you would think that they would have more important things to worry about than a 6 minute KZread video. It does make you wonder. Keep posting your videos mate. I love them.

  • @berniestever3881
    @berniestever38812 жыл бұрын

    Have they got a gig for Brisbane yet? I love them

  • @kevinmeesen5607
    @kevinmeesen56073 жыл бұрын

    Great memories and these guys are so funny.😊

  • @Mim795
    @Mim79511 ай бұрын

    Bangs the flute into the floor for the battered sav, which he offers to the judge 😂😂

  • @Mim795

    @Mim795

    11 ай бұрын

    Not forgetting the lamby leg 😂😂

  • @ihopetowin
    @ihopetowin2 жыл бұрын

    Nobody has ever called an Olympics, or any other sporting event like Roy and HG.......and it was a time when Australians still actually sounded like Australians.

  • @andyrob3259

    @andyrob3259

    2 жыл бұрын

    I used to love listening to their commentary of the grand finals. Would have me in stitches - would never listen to the actual broadcast.

  • @CovidConQuitTheCensorship
    @CovidConQuitTheCensorship5 ай бұрын

    "It was a real bucket of slop" 🤣😂😅

  • @waxinggibbous718
    @waxinggibbous7188 ай бұрын

    We call that manoeuvre the “hello boys” in Oz

  • @distant_sounds
    @distant_sounds2 жыл бұрын

    5:12 saw the Atomic Battered Sav.

  • @PassionJo777
    @PassionJo77710 ай бұрын

    OUCH that's GOTTA HURT 🤣🤣

  • @arcadiaberger9204
    @arcadiaberger92042 жыл бұрын

    Dang, they make it all sound so painful.

  • @iancurtis1152
    @iancurtis11522 жыл бұрын

    “No actual HAND bags from the Russians either, I’m a bit surprised Roy”

  • @M3au
    @M3au2 жыл бұрын

    Was hoping to see some Dutch Winks in the routines …

  • @STAG162

    @STAG162

    2 жыл бұрын

    oh... I'd forgotten about the ol' Dutch Wink..

  • @danielherbig397
    @danielherbig3973 жыл бұрын

    Just dropping by in 2021 while watching the Tokyo men's floor routine. Ordinary commentary just not doing it for me

  • @newtonbeats1212

    @newtonbeats1212

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's why I'm here.

  • @carlmarks8170

    @carlmarks8170

    2 жыл бұрын

    #MeToo

  • @paigeelizabethmorris4949

    @paigeelizabethmorris4949

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same here! Haven’t laughed this much in ages

  • @neilmartin1117
    @neilmartin1117 Жыл бұрын

    Roy and HG too funny 😁 😂 😀 🤣

  • @em945
    @em9452 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant. If you have not seen ' aussie man reviews' channel...he does some hard core Roy and Hg style commentary on everything, but also Simone Biles etc if you prefer sport.

  • @jamesandrew2606
    @jamesandrew26062 жыл бұрын

    Crazy date, hello boys and flat bag and sav 😂🤣🤣😅😆

  • @gordondean9189
    @gordondean9189Ай бұрын

    So who did take down most of the Roy and HG videos on KZread? That includes some not related to the olympics.

  • @STAG162

    @STAG162

    Ай бұрын

    I've no idea, but I believe it's at the discretion of the uploaders of those videos, not necessarily KZread taking them down. I've had this up for about 4 years and while the IOC claim it's their content (fair dues), I haven't heard boo about people being told to take down Roy & HG content.

  • @murraymclean9072
    @murraymclean9072 Жыл бұрын

    I laughed so hard the first time and have done it again..hello boys and crazy date followed by a flat bag.😂

  • @johnlinquist2880
    @johnlinquist28803 жыл бұрын

    How long until we see a “gymnasts react to Roy & HG’s Olympic gymnastics commentary” video?

  • @STAG162

    @STAG162

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don't think you'd find too many from the Sydney 2000 Olympics wanting to hark on their performances, but some younger and more modern gymnasts would already be familiar with the terminology these boys came up with. no doubt, they're thinking about the battered sav, flat bag and hello boys every time they land. =)

  • @adamstamp5386

    @adamstamp5386

    3 жыл бұрын

    who cares??

  • @andyrob3259

    @andyrob3259

    2 жыл бұрын

    Those boring useless 'reaction' videos. Can't understand why they are so popular.

  • @AVportau
    @AVportau2 жыл бұрын

    hello boys??? what do they mean?.... i'm working on some new moves myself like "pop goes the weasel", "fairy flossing", and the crowd fave 'double mounted half mongrel" where you twist your head up your buttcrack and do some bar work.

  • @KeenSays
    @KeenSays4 жыл бұрын

    You can count the pixels on one hand

  • @STAG162

    @STAG162

    4 жыл бұрын

    yeah in those days TV broadcasts were only Standard Definition. HD didn't come till years after.

  • @kineticdeath
    @kineticdeath11 ай бұрын

    3:30 Flatbag in stereo

  • @mathewdeering
    @mathewdeering3 жыл бұрын

    HELLO BOYS

  • @Will-nb8qk
    @Will-nb8qk2 жыл бұрын

    Flat bag 😂 🤣

  • @mrbanjopete
    @mrbanjopete2 жыл бұрын

    Ah, these remind me of happy simpler days before left wing politics, cancel culture, political correctness and of course, Covid. Thanks Roy and HG!

  • @anthonywalsh785

    @anthonywalsh785

    2 жыл бұрын

    very funny indeed and it reminds me of the simpler days before right wing politics.

  • @mrbanjopete

    @mrbanjopete

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@anthonywalsh785 to be really happy then why don’t you go and burn down a police station?

  • @dwblurb

    @dwblurb

    2 жыл бұрын

    You don't recognise satire, do you?

  • @anthonywalsh785

    @anthonywalsh785

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@mrbanjopete the idiocy of your comment is not lost on me. I cannot believe that a supposedly sane person could say that. Ps I loved Roy and Hg and also Benny Hill, Frankie Howard etc.

  • @mrbanjopete

    @mrbanjopete

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@anthonywalsh785 well done, so so I. There’s hope for both of us then! (Yes my comment was idiotic, however was in jest)

  • @billytopa
    @billytopa Жыл бұрын

    Crazy date crazy date hello boys 😆😆😆

  • @fatso8437
    @fatso843711 ай бұрын

    Flatbag!

  • @lisaspencer9522
    @lisaspencer9522Ай бұрын

    @ryanreaction

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